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Jan. 10, 2025 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S6E69 - LESBIAN FIREMAN (FREE PART)

  We need to talk about the fire but God controls Fridays and he wanted us to focus on immigration. Apparently, we're going to see a lot more serious consequences from our open borders. God also wants Gavin to check in on his childhood pal.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Get Off My
Lawn with Gavin McInnes. .
The song gets really good.
That's why I'm not turning it off.
Have we played that before?
That doesn't sound familiar to me.
What's his name?
Harry Nilsson?
That's LCD Sound System doing the greatest cover of all time.
They do it a lot at their shows.
And it's a cover of this dude, Harry Nilsson, from the early 70s, who was a big drunk.
But he came up with this notion of layering vocals on top of themselves, which wasn't really done back then.
Okay, tell me if this rings a bell.
The Beatles said they're his favorite band.
He is their favorite band.
John Lennon was obsessed with them.
Play the song that they're covering.
They had a band called Pussycat something.
I'm sure we've covered this before.
We always have to delete the songs that we play, or I'll repeat them.
But get rid of that background.
Another day.
This is the free episode.
Welcome back.
We should be live on Twitter and fucking rumble and rumble and fucking X. We'd be free on YouTube if we weren't banned.
Maybe Facebook might be an option for us.
Facebook Live would be great, but we're a band.
But he's changing his tune.
Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
Same.
Harry Nilsson, yeah.
But check the notes.
Oh.
Him and John Lennon had a band called Pussycat or something like that.
And then they were great and Harry Nilsson was thrilled.
All he did was layer some vocals and all of a sudden the Beatles worship him.
So they started like a drinking club.
Much like the Proud Boys.
Called the Vampire Drinking Club or something.
And they would write songs and get wasted.
And then when John Lennon got shot, he went nuts.
He became a severe alcoholic and then died.
He became obsessed with gun control.
Yeah.
Because that's what kills people in New York.
Gun laws.
You know what they should do in New York City?
Make handguns illegal.
Wouldn't that be great?
Well, yeah, that would solve everything, basically.
Then you'd have no more handguns, and there wouldn't be a murder a day.
A murder a day in this city.
And you know the craziest thing about New York's gun violence and the murders?
That's basically an all-time low.
It's way up since Giuliani.
But if you look at the murder stats of this city, way back to the fucking...
Early 1900s, Gangs of New York days, it was like 2,000 to 3,000 a year.
So that's a trick that lefties do like de Blasio.
They go, it's way down.
Yeah, it is.
It was like this, 2000, 2000, went down, plummeted down with Giuliani, and then now it's creeping back up again.
But yeah, if you go back to, what is this like?
Yeah, look at the 70s, dude.
Look at 1990. That was Dinkins.
The most useless mayor, not in New York's history, but that you could imagine.
And we've got some great contenders.
What did I see?
I just saw a mayor who got arrested for taking bribes and soliciting a prostitute.
Black guy, affirmative action hire.
What was that little town?
Wasn't Louisiana?
We saw...
It was Louisiana, I think.
Was it?
Three days ago?
Yeah.
Isn't it?
Yeah, that looks like the guy.
He's like 26 years old.
We are experiencing the South Africa effect here in America, where it's not racist, but when you sign people up for an important job, not based on merit, but based on something else, it's not just race, it could be their gender, it could be their sexual preference, you end up with a shitstorm.
Or, the most brutal fire is imaginable.
You know what I read today?
The span.
Of this fire in L.A. is as big as Manhattan.
Wow.
Now, I don't know if you're familiar with our town, but Manhattan starts at the bottom.
It goes up to lower Manhattan.
There's all the finance.
There's that bull with the little girl staring at him, which is the stupidest fucking...
It's vandalism is what it is, putting that girl statue in front of the bull.
But I love it because it shows how inept the left is to have a little girl standing up to a bull.
It actually is symbolic for our side.
It's like their hubris is going to get them killed.
And it does.
Their hubris is killing them right now.
Their arrogance.
But it starts way down there.
And then you go up.
You've got Chinatown.
You keep going up.
You've got the East Village with the hipsters on the west side.
You've got the homos and a bunch of ad agencies keep going up.
You've got more homos.
The homos basically own the west coast all the way up to Hell's Kitchen.
You've got a bunch of embassies in Midtown.
Oh, look, there's Times Square.
Oh, we've got Central Park, Hell's Kitchen.
Then, oh, look what we have here.
We have Harlem.
Let's keep going north.
Washington Heights.
We're up to 157th, 190th Street.
Up, up, up.
That's the fucking fire.
Doesn't Manhattan look like an uncircumcised penis?
Yes.
I wondered why looking at maps of the city got me so horny, and that's when I finally realized.
The only other map that gets me horny is, don't cut your lower Manhattan off.
If you have a baby boy, do not cut his lower Manhattan.
Manhattan unsheathed.
It's 9-11.
Circumcision is as bad as 9-11, and that's what happened on 9-11.
They cut off lower Manhattan.
The only other place that gets me horny is Italy, because it's shaped like a boot, and it reminds me of the musical Kinky Boots.
I think I look good at Kinky Boots.
Imagine, how much would you have to be paid, Ryan, to have to wear Kinky Boots for the rest of the year, just at work?
The rest of the year?
Cy highs.
Leather.
That's like $2,500.
Yeah, if they were tailored to my thighs.
Yeah, bug it.
I mean, you're only going to see it as I walk in and walk off.
Oh, you're worried about what it would look like?
I'm worried about the comfort.
Well, we'd have them tailored.
Yeah, but still wearing boots.
Still hot.
July, it's going to be a pain in the ass.
Your feet breathing is very important.
And we're promoting decadent fucking drag queen shit for a year.
Well, I think they're the ones who took boots from us.
Oh, we used to own thigh-high boots?
Yes.
The pioneers.
Remember the gold rush?
Just a dirty-faced guy with his ice pick and his thigh-high stiletto boots.
Literally, yeah.
Look at this guy.
Because sometimes people are telling me I'm not wearing the right gear to go on the mountain.
So look what I have today.
Look here.
This is protecting my ankles so I can go through the snow.
Europeans are not allowed to speak English starting today.
You know what's the worst offender?
Is the Swedes who like basically get everything right but every now and then they will talk like say one word.
And it's crazy.
I have an accent like that in the notes.
Check on weird accent.
It's the last link I sent you.
Some German woman talking about the ADF? Whatever that new party is.
What are they called?
The iconic space between Alice Weidel and Elon Musk is over.
No, they did not just speak about the energy crisis.
It actually got quite controversial and spicy at first.
They called out the establishment parties and the media for their hypocrisy.
Hypocrisy?
Then they touched on topics like the danger of going to war with Russia.
They even approached...
So she clearly learned English in England.
...how the far-right AFD feels about the Jews, wherein Alice Weidel called out Hitler for being a socialist.
Here, go to your notes.
I don't remember when I sent you this, but...
It should just say, look up accent.
Yeah, it's weirdest accent in the world, and it was in January 6 notes.
We never got to it.
It's a guy debunking.
It's funny that I'm finding these alleged racists all have the weirdest accents.
But he's debunking the myth, allegedly, that we all came from Africa.
And I cannot listen to what he's saying, because his accent is...
It sounds...
You know when you watch those AI videos, like the satanic one we watched, and we were both going...
That's how I feel listening to this guy's fucking accent.
He's South African, I think?
But he seems to have learned English in Harlem?
Can you find it?
The only thing I have from you...
Jan Six Notes, and it is number 84. No.
Yeah, that's the problem.
Why?
Is that the January 6th notes were sent, I think, not that day, so let me check again.
Well, I'll just text it to you then.
Okay.
It should come up just in your whole computer when you look up accent.
Accent, yeah.
I agree, I agree.
I agree, I agree.
Yeah, so starting today, Europeans, you're not allowed to speak our language anymore.
You'd say it too weird.
And it's sad we're going to lose French women, because I like when they talk.
Denmark.
Listen to this.
Australia.
this story addresses a number of fundamental questions in human evolution.
How many times did we leave Africa?
What's Africa?
You can't even say Africa?
Did you learn the word Africa from South Africans?
Africa.
Australia population.
What is the diversity of people within and outside Australia?
Do you live in a different country every month?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Did you learn your English everywhere?
And it's a very fascinating research project.
Research project.
Is someone eating out his ass as he talks?
He's got one of those donation plug chatterbait things on.
This guy is the worst offender because this guy sounds English.
Have you been to Japan?
This time about three weeks, but before that I was in Japan for about a year.
I'm going to ask you directly.
They don't like T and TH, I notice.
Well, I mean, being in Japan, it's very lovely here.
I love Japan.
But to be, like, in the groove, you can't just, like, be...
He's from Sweden.
You understand what I mean?
You know, like, always have...
And that's the giveaway.
You understand what I mean?
Nobody says that.
You know what I mean, is what you said.
Well, they also, they abbreviate the G in ing.
They always say dancing.
That sucks.
Business going or getting to know people and then actually manifesting that into, like, business.
The main reason is that when I'm in Europe...
He's a sleeper cell.
Yeah, he's 99.9% there.
And that's the worst.
Today's a free episode.
Wait, let me try that again.
Oh, hold on.
Let's just end the show.
Edit that out.
Free episode.
It's brought to you by Purple Works Nutrition.
They really want to focus on your New Year's resolutions this year.
I'm on Purple Works.
Got drunk last night, of course, for the Cops and Robbers episode.
Woke up late, like 10 o'clock, and I was like, I don't want to go to the gym.
I go, I know what I'll do.
I'll rape myself.
I'll take some Purple Works Nutrition.
It'll force me to go to the gym.
And I also said to my wife, I introduced a thing I invented called mediocrity.
Like at my boxing gym, there's pictures of like a pit bull in fucking workout shorts, like MMA shorts, and he's got his wraps on.
It's like quitting.
Puking is an option.
Fainting is an option.
Dying is an option.
Quitting is not an option.
And he's like, yeah.
And I'm like, well, there's another option, pit bull.
It's called, yeah, it's called Mediocre.
I sort of broke a sweat.
I did like six rounds on the heavy bags, but even then I was like, heavy bag, easy one, like double-end bag or slip rope, and then wall bag, and then something easy, speed bag, something like that.
I did like seven rounds.
No skip rope, no shadow, no, nothing.
Just pussy stuff.
This is probably not the best way to advertise Purple Works.
Let me tell you what they...
To make sure I say, I think maybe my ad-libbing is starting to annoy them.
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Yeah, that's what I just said.
You rape yourself.
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I'm not talking about something I've never tried.
I'm on it every day, every weekday, and that's 15% off using promo code GAVIN. Do you work out on the weekends?
I barely work out anymore at all.
Yeah, with 2.5 kids.
And a pregnant prego wife-o.
Yeah, that's 2.5.
She's the.5.
Oh, I thought the new baby would be a.5.
No, Charlie's not a baby anymore.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
He's a little man.
Yeah.
He high-fives.
He does the sign of the cross.
How old is he?
One.
Thirteen months.
He should be walking.
He's running.
All right.
He's climbing, running.
Bad news, Chuck.
You're out of the baby business.
Time for rent.
You are no longer a baby.
He takes out the garbage.
You're fired.
Get out of here.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye to your baby days.
I got to bring my drops up.
That would have been a perfect time to drop.
I want to tell...
Okay, that's enough purple works.
Tell me if this is violently offensive.
But you know these guys that lose their kids in a horrific accident or they get murdered or something?
And obviously you must be a zombie for years after that.
But I want to...
Okay, I'm going to phrase this as delicately as I can.
I kind of lost my kids too.
Come on now, dawg.
Hear me out.
Come on, man.
My silly little four-year-old boy...
My middle child was obsessed with Ghostbusters.
We would make slimers together, like out of clay, out of paper mache.
He had like 40 slimers.
He was obsessed with origami.
He was always making origami stuff.
He was a Santa buster where he had like all this gear to catch Santa in the act.
Of course, he would fall asleep before he could catch him.
That kid's gone!
I now live with a 6'2 basketball player who's an athlete, a total jock.
I don't know if he's ever read a book.
He couldn't give less of a shit about Slimer.
He doesn't even know what Slimer is.
And he just does baseball stats.
He has a girlfriend.
Our relationship now is your relationship with your teenage boy, which is a corrections officer that likes the prisoner.
So you say things like, yeah, hell of a storm last night.
Oh, you see this shit in L.A.? Big fire, man.
Anyway, get back in your cell.
You very rarely riff.
The only time you get to riff with a teenage son is on the chairlift skiing because he has nowhere else to go.
And then you catch up on basically a year of stuff because you haven't seen them.
They just go to their rooms.
Anyway, would that make the guy feel better?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You want to tread lightly when someone's lost a child.
Right.
What a horrific subject to bring up, Gavin.
Yeah, great job.
Purple works nutrition, ladies and gentlemen.
Here's something I've been meaning to bring up with you.
You know when you did your Rasta thing at the end of the marathon?
No, I don't recall.
Well, you did a horrific...
I begged you not to do a Rasta thing, and you did it for like two minutes, and I go, you've aged me.
I was re-watching that.
I have more hair.
Have you looked at the tape?
Your hair grew, yeah.
My hair grew.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, it's basically bald right here, right?
And this is a trim, too?
That's it before.
Okay, stop, stop.
Go back, go back.
See if you can get a profile.
There's a profile right in one of the last frames.
Oh, okay.
There.
There.
Okay, zoom in on that.
Let me see if I can compare it.
That would be great.
Okay, notice no hair on the neck, too.
That's all trimmed.
Had my hair cut.
Then you torture me with at least two minutes of Rasta Talk.
I think it's a full song's worth of Rasta Talk, yeah.
Wait, don't show it, because that's going to age me again.
Okay, and then we would have nothing to compare to.
Right.
It would just be the same thing.
So now go forward.
If you will.
And I will.
I will.
So I'm comparing this.
Okay, so let's go back to this.
Your profile.
Well, you should have stayed on the profile.
There.
Okay.
And now go to you finishing.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
Dude, I hope there's a profile in that one.
Let's see.
That's you.
What the frick?
Isn't that insane?
Yeah, there's no, like, line on the head or anything.
And even, like, your...
Where the beard meets...
Where the bullet hits the bone.
The sideburns is, like, literally thicker.
It's not faded.
You did something professional that I couldn't do.
You aged a man.
And then the other weird thing is in that footage...
Afterwards, where Matty's losing his temper, you can see us on the screen.
How are we filming it if we're also on the screen?
If we're still on the screen.
You know what I mean?
The footage of Matty's temper tantrum.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, so when we showed the temper tantrum, that was also happening.
It might be a replay.
But I don't know.
But why would we be replaying something that happened seconds ago?
Unless it automatically replays on the screens.
That I can't figure out.
See if you can figure that out, folks.
So I have this here, and I think we reviewed it pretty early on.
There we go.
Yeah.
So we're there.
Look at the screen in Gav's tab.
Well, that's not Gav's tab.
You're on it, but you're not on it.
But I'm filming it.
I'm filming it, and I'm on the screen at the same time.
Oh, yeah.
No kidding.
So that was weird.
And I think I pop up.
Two.
And I was being a Rasta.
Yeah, I cannot figure that out.
Today is the God episode.
And it is a fun episode wherein my co-star is not Ryan, but God.
Not Ryan, but God.
That's a good episode title.
And he sends us messages.
Now, during the election, he wanted to talk about Kamala a lot.
Okay.
He wanted to show us Trump's assets?
Okay.
That sounds like we're talking about his tits, doesn't it?
Or his bum.
And then before that, he was really into kids getting married and putting a ring on it.
Kids.
You know what I mean.
20-somethings.
Getting married and having kids.
That was a big...
Kids should have some kids.
And then sometimes I'll scoff at the Lord.
And I'll go like, man, why are we talking about that?
And then there'll be a very important reason that will come up later, and I'll go, oh, shit.
Like, I really wanted to talk about incompetent female black politicians, like the mayor of fucking L.A., who's off to see Ghana.
And again, that sounds racist and sexist, but the issue is not their race or their sex.
It's that they were assigned their task because of their race and their sex.
That's gay.
And then I go, I'm going to ignore God.
I'm going to just talk about useless black female politicians for half an hour.
Then I spun the wheel and ended up there.
And it was his way of saying, you should have trusted me, asshole.
I would have brought you there with the spin.
So, we'll talk about the LA Fire.
We got a bunch of Tommy Robinson stuff.
But if the Lord doesn't want us to cover them, we're not going to cover them.
This is his show.
And I challenge you.
To find another network that has God as one of their contributors.
Daily Wire has Ben Shapiro.
He's close.
Rebel has Ezra Levant.
He's closer.
Gas Digital has Louis the Snake Gomez.
Louis the Snake Gonzalez?
Wait, what?
Is that his name?
Legion of Skanks?
Yeah.
Louis J. Gomez, the Puerto Rican rattlesnake.
Louis the Snake Gonzalez, I believe, is his name, Ryan.
Don't question me.
I know what I'm talking about.
I could look it up.
It's Louis the Snake Gonzalez.
He's the closest to God out of all the people I've listed, but he's not the G. You don't get much more OG than G. Louis G-O-D Gomez.
Or Gonzalez, I'm sorry.
Gonzalez.
So, without further to do, as the saying is, and don't question me, I'm always right, let's introduce the God Wheel.
We need to update some of these categories.
Obviously, Kamala isn't Kamala anymore.
Someone cancelled their sub because I talk about Kamala too much.
I did during the election, faggot.
Not anymore.
I might like to say that on the free app.
I don't know.
We'll find out the hard way.
This episode is also brought to you by Nita Fashions.
If you haven't noticed yet, I'm wearing a fur suit, basically.
It's jacket material.
It's a thick, thick felt that you're supposed to wear a jacket with.
And I said, I want to make a suit of it.
And they said, no.
And I said, yes.
And they said, no.
And I said, I insist.
And they went, for fuck's sakes.
Fine.
And now I have a fur suit.
Like, this is as thick as a...
You know those long winter coats that you wear outside of your suit?
This is the material.
And if you wear this in July, you will die of AIDS. So it's only for the winter.
But say you're doing a pub crawl in the city or something.
This is perfect for it.
You don't need a jacket in the winter if you wear this.
Uh-oh, sirens outside.
Another skell-on-skel crime.
So yeah, that's Nita Fashions.
They're on tour again.
This time they're in jolly old England.
We have plenty of British baby monsters, but I wish we had more.
I keep getting notices from guys that several different internet providers banned censored.tv.
I have one guy who said that he's in the Bank of Scotland.
Every month they send him a question like, what's with this charge?
Or someone sent me a thing.
I think it was Sky.
I forget the internet provider.
But maybe it'll come up on my phone.
They said, warning, what you're watching could be linked to dangerous terrorist activity or something like that.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
Wow.
Wow, man.
Okay, I can't find the provider.
So we don't have as many British subscribers as we should.
We have some Swiss.
And that's where Nita Fashions are going to be.
This is a really fun thing to sign up for.
No chicks show up.
We have very few all-male places left.
Barbershops, boxing gyms, they've infiltrated both.
Dirt dive bars.
I think we're at 50% female with dive bars.
And then your tailor.
It's one of the only places left where you go there, you check some samples.
You can get a $50 shirt, get a suit for under $1,000 tailor-made, or you can go the other way and get like a $300 shirt.
I get little logos on it.
It says my name on the inside.
Where's my name?
Oh, there it is.
Gavin McInnes is my name.
It feels awesome.
And when a suit is tailored, it feels like PJs.
So pull up their schedule again.
Sorry.
Make it very clear.
So January 22nd, we're the 10th now.
In 12 days, they'll be at the Intercontinental on London Park Lane.
Then they're off to Zurich, which I think is the most expensive place in the Western world.
And they'll be at the Crowne Plaza, Zurich.
You're not paying Zurich prices.
You're paying Hong Kong prices.
And that is the 27th, just two days there.
And then poof, they're off to Geneva.
Not to be confused with Geneva, Italy.
This is Geneva, Switzerland.
Geneva, sorry.
Geneva, Italy, Geneva, Switzerland.
Home of the Geneva Convention, I assume.
And that's 29th of January till the end of January.
And there will never be a January 2025 ever again.
Ever again.
I wonder what they'll do.
What are they going to do?
That's going to be a hell of a party, the year 99,000.
Right?
Because it's about to be three?
Yeah.
Yeah, I suppose that would be pretty hardcore, dude.
Imagine we got in a time machine, we went there for the party, and everyone was just 600 pounds and shitting themselves.
You know it's going to look like idiocracy, assuming we could even make it close to that long.
Anyway, that's a depressing thing to stick into a commercial.
So yeah, Nita Fashions, thank you for my winter suit.
That's two inventions today, by the way.
The winter suit and the mediocrity at the gym.
I mean, I don't think I finished that point.
You don't have to knock it out of the park.
They say at my boxing gym, they go, don't leave anything.
No, give everything you have.
I want 110% of you left in on that fucking mat.
Yeah.
Or you could give 60%.
That's what I gave today.
I did not give it my all.
And I say the same about reading.
You've got to read every page.
You've got to make sure you totally understand.
And if your mind wanders, go back to the beginning of that page.
Yeah, that's true in school because you have to do a book report.
In reality, grab a book off the shelf.
Read a middle chapter, especially if it's nonfiction, and then put it back.
Dabble.
Channel surf your books.
And now my goal here is to make the gym and the library less daunting.
My goal here, culturally, is to make the world available to the lazy community.
Because I think we all are.
We think we all got to be fucking Jack Murphy, Cernovich dudes who work out.
Who's that black guy, Gibbons or whatever, that Joe Rogan loves?
Oh, David Goggins.
Yeah, you don't got to be a Goggin.
You don't got to get the Gog.
All right, so shall we start?
We shall, and we will, and here we go.
I'll do it backwards for a little bit.
Does he want to talk about the fire?
Does he want to talk about Tommy Robinson, H-1B visas, incompetence, immigration?
Okay, okay.
So, I think that might be linked to the fires, actually.
Because I just saw some immigrant, they say, California man, can we stop saying that, please?
Like the stabbing in Southport in the UK. A UK citizen from Wales, he's an African Muslim, okay?
Stop saying person, like we're all the same.
We're not the same.
same.
It was a migrant who was recently arrested, a homeless, refugee, illegal immigrant who was arrested with a flamethrower.
All these fucking people in this country, if you don't let this country, fuck off you! if you don't let this country, fuck off you!
So yes, it looks like the fire could be linked to immigration.
I think it's about five things, right?
Affirmative action mayor who's there just because she's a black woman and she's useless.
That's why she gives a fuck about the president of Ghana and was over there.
She cut millions of dollars from the fire department to pay for more police on the streets.
You also had Newsom, the governor, who kowtowed to the greenies and he diverted water to protect the smelt fish because some Native Americans like it.
It's like a sardine.
I think it's already extinct anyway.
So they diverted millions of gallons of water.
It's also the affirmative action gay head of the fire department down there who can't wait to fucking get more gays in there.
As Adam Carolla pointed out, it took him seven years to become a fireman.
He asked the black lady next to him when he was filling up the test, how long did you wait?
And she said, I applied Wednesday.
That's a fucking mess.
And the thing that people don't get about affirmative action, they cling to their myths.
Even with this, they're saying it's climate change.
They go, no, no, no, no.
Affirmative action just says we're opening the doors to blacks and natives and women and gays.
Everyone is still qualified.
No, that is not the case.
The tests are changed.
There is a bias.
They tell white males no and they open the door to not an equally qualified black female.
That is the myth.
Both are equally qualified, the black female and the white male.
So they choose the black female.
Okay, that sounds kind of reasonable, if it's a tie.
It's not a tie.
The white male's up here, the black female's up here, they get rid of the white male, and then this person wins, way down here.
They're not qualified.
The mayor of LA is not qualified.
The head of the fire department is not qualified.
She's there just because she's a fucking dyke.
Well, she's there because she's a woman.
But no normal woman were interested, so they got a lesbian.
They were literally putting out parts of the fire with their handbags.
That's right.
Fire personnel, male and female, were loading up handbags with water and throwing that on the fire.
What are we, Africa?
Could we be more turd world?
Why don't we just throw rocks at the fire while we're at it?
I got a couple things on that.
Oh yeah, sorry, I'm not even done.
So that was, here we go, that helps.
You think I'm lying.
Thank God for video, because the shit I say, you go, he's full of shit, he's a liar.
Look at that.
And can you move the truck closer?
And the fire's out.
Using women's handbags.
It is a big handbag.
So we got the mayor from the action, the head of the fire department.
We got Newsom diverting the water.
We have homeless illegal immigrants.
Oh, wait.
Caught with flamethrowers.
What's this?
We might have been duped.
Confirmed the handbags seen in local news reports are actually canvas bags firefighters bring in their engines for various jobs when tackling small fires.
That's way better.
That's way better than a handbag.
So in this case...
Not a handbag, it's a different bag.
Women of color are wrong.
The firemen don't have hoses, so they're like literally using purses?
That's a white woman.
Women's handbags?
That's the ugliest handbag I've ever seen.
It's not a handbag, it's a different bag that you hold with your hands.
And then what else is there?
Environmentalists are freaked out by brush fires, so it's frowned upon.
Also, Gavin Newsom lied, by the way.
He said when Biden was in office that we're going to start really taking care of the forest and doing brush fires and all this stuff.
He lied.
He lied to the tune of like 620%.
He said he was doing 620% more than he was to take care of the brush and the fucking tinder.
The fucking ticking time bomb that is the forest floor in California.
What am I up to, five?
What am I, five?
So it's literally the perfect storm.
Go to the notes, Ryan.
I know this is LGBTQ and God wants us to talk about migrants, but the illegals got us to the fire.
There were at least one of five factors.
Oh, and also worshiping the homeless and letting them have encampments everywhere where fires abound.
That's number six.
You want to hear from it?
Yes.
I want to hear from it.
You want to see somebody that responds to your house, your emergency, whether it's a medical call or a fire call, that looks like you.
It gives that person a little bit more ease knowing that somebody might understand their situation better.
Is she strong enough to do this?
Or, you couldn't carry my husband out of a fire?
Which my response is, he got himself in the wrong place if I have to carry him out of a fire.
What?
What?
Did you hear that logic?
So a fire woman shows up to your home when it's on fire and they go, well, kind of got what you're asking for.
You put yourself in a hell of a pickle, didn't you?
I would say to this person, you got yourself in the wrong place if you have to chop off your tits and get a fake burrito penis.
Can you imagine you're on fire and the fire lesbian says to you, well...
And you're like, okay, I'm a jerk, whatever.
Pour water on me.
Put me out.
Wow, I hadn't watched that whole thing before.
You got yourself in the wrong place.
So 100% of the people you deal with are fuckheads who somehow lit themselves on fire.
I think Fire Lesbian's a good title for the episode, too.
Wow!
That's rich!
He got himself in the wrong place.
I don't want someone who looks like me when there's a fire.
I do not want some drunk, middle-aged man with a giant mustache who goes to the gym every day and still has Grover arms.
I don't want that.
I want a giant white, but black is fine too.
I'm not concerned about the race.
I am concerned about the gender.
I want it to be a man.
I want him to be 6'4", and I want his shoulders to be approximately 3 feet wide.
And I would like to get over his shoulder and defired as soon as possible.
I'm sure this guy doesn't want the fireman to look like him either.
Yeah, we...
No, don't.
Don't look like me.
I didn't call me.
I called you.
I called Hulk Hogan.
I want them to look like the WEE or whatever the fuck it's called now.
It is called WWE. And they're sticking to climate change, by the way.
So, because we litter, the winds are so strong.
I've never heard that one before.
I've heard that we make the weather hotter or something, but I've never heard we make it windy out.
Of course, Brian Stelter, one of the worst people ever, the right's falsehoods about the LA fires are meant to dismiss or distract from the realities of climate change.
I like how these fucking weak journalists will put a controversial thing in quotes.
So it's like, I don't think it's climate change.
I'm just telling you what P. Bump says.
He says it's 2020 election denialism wearing a different outfit.
I'm done.
I don't want to bridge the gap with these people.
I was actually invited to go get beers with him.
And I said, no thanks.
And then apparently he said, good.
Because our neighbors, we both, his neighbor is my friend.
Climate change.
What's this about Karen Bass?
The last one?
I don't know.
We skipped over this one.
Is that all right?
Yes, when people are wasting their time.
This is what I was saying earlier.
When people are wasting their time during diversity training, this harms morale and readiness.
It drives out hard hitters.
I know people who left fire and police as they were tired of the diversity homework.
Yeah, that's another good point, Mike.
It's not just people don't get in.
The people who are in are sick of having to go through diversity training and treat people different and allow for shit to happen.
Yeah, go to the Karen Bass thing.
Am I being blasphemous here by crowbarring the fire into immigration when it's only one of at least six factors?
Breaking, brain-dead L.A. Mayor Karen Bass, who oversaw the destruction of Los Angeles, is a card-carrying communist agent working for Cuba.
Like everything Alex says, it sounds crazy, and it's always true.
Except for one time, and I'm not even positive he was wrong on that.
Look at Slim Jim over here.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, Zempick Jones.
When they found out about the globalist dehumanization, depopulation plan to administratively just wreck civilization, society, cut off the energy.
We want to get to the Karen Bass part.
I believe people would get.
Dude, I was scheduled to be on InfoWars, and they canceled it.
I think I'm too hot for InfoWars.
Oxford had it book me for a talk.
It was canceled.
Patrick Bett David, it was canceled.
I think Piers Morgan, too, and it was canceled.
Wow.
I kind of do, also.
I don't know.
I don't.
I want him to be healthy.
I want him to live long.
Yeah, whatever.
He looked cooler back then.
If you saw her at a grocery store, you'd think, oh, that poor one.
Do you want the new Penn Jillette or the old Penn Jillette?
Probably none.
I don't mean to sound like a chick.
I want neither.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
I kind of like the chubby pen better.
And Kevin Smith.
Like, all these guys that lost weight, they look like shit.
Or Jonah Hill.
I mean, come on.
How about Jonah Hill being sexy now?
He has blonde hair and a white blazer with no shirt on?
Dude, no.
Alright, so I think I'm annoying God here.
I do have some really racist immigration stuff.
Should we go behind the paywall?
Yeah, let's go behind the paywall so we can relax.
I want to talk about African immigrants and raping three-year-olds.
Like, they raped this three-year-old, but the thing you have to understand about these stories when you're hearing about guys named Decision Betingwa, that the toddler they're raping is another African.
They're in African communities.
So they're really just continuing a culture that we had no idea about.
It's way more horrific than you can imagine.
Yes, Haitians do eat cats on Christmas Eve.
It's a thing.
I don't know if there's solid evidence of them doing it here, but would you be surprised?
Koreans eat cats, too.
And dogs.
That's what I hear.
I lived in China.
Dogs were literally on the menu.
I'm sorry, folks, if you find that offensive.
These are just facts.
Get mad at the truth, not me.
What were you going to say?
That we could tell people that there's a promo code to sign up.
Okay, so we're currently saying goodbye to all the freeloaders so we can be much more controversial and relaxed.
This is a pretty controversial network.
It has a wide variety of contributors.
I'm more of a everyone is retarded guy and it's incompetence that's ruining the world.
Anthony Cumia is more of a...
They're evil guy, and it's a grand plan.
I go back and forth, but I think we're a good juxtaposition, because that really is the ultimate question.
Is it on purpose, or is it incompetence?
Why is the West decaying?
The West is inevitably decaying.
There's no question about the fact that clown world is on.
Can it be saved by Trump?
It's possible.
I think Britain is about to get unwoke.
I think Canada is about to get their own Trump with Pierre Polyev.
We're definitely getting our own Trump with a guy named Trump.
So I'm very optimistic about the next five years, but we'll see.
This is a show where we go through clown world and laugh at it.
And we do it so you know you're not going crazy.
Because I know if you live in a liberal town, you start wondering, am I the only person who sees what's going on here?
Who can laugh at incompetence and not pretend that we're all the same?
Yes, that's this place.
It's a wonderful time.
And what's the promo code?
Gavin.
Gavin.
And what does that give you?
20%.
20% off.
That's a good deal.
So 12 becomes like 10. And we can take calls once we go behind the paywall too.
Oh yeah, we take calls now because we're live.
So we're live Monday.
We're live every day, Monday to Friday.
Saturday and Sunday are reruns of the Gavin McInnes show.
So it's seven days a week.
And we're live 12 to 1.30, Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.
Thursday nights we're live 8 to 10 with Cops and Robber, where this felon argues with four cops as we watch cop videos.
And then Wednesday it's me and Ant, Anthony Cumia of Opie and Anthony fame.
And we just shoot the shit, and it's lightning in a bottle.
Some say we should drop everything and just do me and Ant as a show.
We'll probably do that one day if we lose all our subs.
We've got a lot of people paying to see this because everyone else is doing a real shitty job.
And I think we're the only place that is like 50% just shooting the shit pop culture and 50% holy fuck what's going on with immigration.
Alright, is that enough?
Yeah.
So until, I think the next free show is next Thursday, Cops and Robber.
I do a different free show every week so you can see the variety involved.
So I guess you freeloaders, I'll see you Monday if you sign up.
And you'll have a great time.
You won't regret it.
And I'll see you Thursday if you're stupid.
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