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Dec. 17, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S6E65 - RYAN HAS PNEUMONIA (FREE PART)

  It's the last Serious Tuesday before the holidays so we need to catch up on 2 Live jews, Carry On, The Madness, the NYYR gala, Gavin's "profanity-laced tirades," the mysterious drones, Hannah Kobayashi's dead dad, Roger Avery on J6, Justin Trudeau's faggotry, the fall of Britain, Derek Heggie's Islamophobia, autistic trans kids, Michael Conahan's Cash for Kids scandal, Biden's pardon, and a massive update of our Terrible Black Female Politicians.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Oh, God.
Ah-ha!
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The price is marked in red for bargains.
I'd like a discount at least 50%.
What are you crazy?
I still have to pay rent, have to pay rent, have to pay rent.
Then we must haggle for the Boggins.
The Boggins.
That was, of course, Two Live Jews.
Get that out of here.
I don't know if you remember Two Live Jews.
Some 20-somethings from Miami, Jewish kids who liked Two Live crew.
And their granddads, equally.
And they were very popular for a brief moment in time in the early 90s.
Old man makeup has come very far in the past quarter century.
Let me hear them.
...time kvetching than they actually do working.
That hasn't hampered the success of the new hot rap duo.
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I don't know, man.
I don't like 10 to 12 p.m.
anymore.
Everyone goes to bed.
I'm too tired and lazy to read a book, so I just watch garbage TV and drink a bottle of wine or five beers and then feel like shit the next day.
I had to rape myself into going to the gym, which is just a big scoop of Purple Works Nutrition.
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I hate lunges.
Me too.
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I want to get to bed, but I am not even 1% tired at midnight.
Maybe I'm going to try sleeping less.
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I remember those dudes.
Go-Go Bordello.
Yeah, they were very big and also in the, well that was the early aughts, they were very big.
You know when I was going over the last year for the Greatest Hits episode, where we're going to go over the biggest stories of 2024, and I was, remember when those fucking morons stormed FIT? Why was that so big in April?
Like, I'd understand if it was, because the October 7th thing was 2023. So, I'd understand maybe at the year anniversary, all these dumb Marxists would get mad at Jews.
But April?
And then, of course, FIT? You know, because if there's one place that's responsible for Palestinian suffering, it's the Fashion Institute.
What?
What?
I'm jealous of radical leftists.
They have managed to harness the energy of the retard community.
They have retard strength, these kids.
How do you do that?
Palestine?
Palestine hates your guts and would not hesitate to kill you.
They have.
Like, they don't just kill homos.
They kill lefty activists who go there to support them.
There was that Italian kid who went there to show his allegiance to Palestine.
They were just like, get out of here, Janet.
Shot him dead.
Just like the Scottish communist who went to visit Pol Pot.
And he's like, hello, I'd like to just show my support for you, by the way, big man.
And Pol Pot goes, me no love you long time.
So, can we do this?
Like, I want to be able to brainwash hundreds of students to do my bidding.
Can you guys go shut down a drag queen story hour?
Or, like, I don't know, free someone who was arrested for violating, well, Gen 6, can you go protest that?
Or Derek Chauvin, can you go get him out of jail?
Can you go talk about this boxer in Britain?
We've got a lot of stuff to cover today, so we're going to have to dive into it soon.
But yeah, this boxer who went to jail for being Islamophobic.
Can I get my minion?
I don't have minions.
Everyone thinks the Proud Boys are my minions, but I wish.
So that was just such a bizarre time.
And of course, I loved it because, you know, the Jewish people always said it was MAGA. That are the Nazis.
I mean, they literally photoshopped a Hitler mustache on Trump's face and would have a Zeke Heil and they called Proud Boys neo-fascists.
And we said, actually, we're pretty Zionist.
I would say Proud Boys are relatively split on Israel.
But generally, MAGA is the most pro-Israel, pro-Jew group in America.
And you know who hates Jews?
Your buddies, Jews.
The Marxist students that your professors are brainwashing, and black people, and the Muslim refugees that you're letting in with your open borders, with your refugees are welcome here.
And those are the...
Well, we don't have a problem with blacks, but the Marxists and the refugees, that's what we've been warning everyone about.
I better not be getting your fucking cough.
So the shit hits the fan, and who are the bad guys?
There's not one MAGA hat for miles.
It's just a sea of these retards, these explosions of bullshit.
And I go, told you so.
But you know what I don't like about told you so?
If it doesn't fit the narrative, everyone has amnesia.
What do they say?
When someone is confronted with data that contradicts their beliefs, they become more steadfast in their beliefs.
So I said Charlottesville is a trap.
Don't go.
I said it's going to be a Nazi thing.
That's forgotten.
I did Charlottesville.
I said don't go to January 6th.
Have me on video pleading with Proud Boys not to go to January 6th.
It's a trap.
They went.
It was a trap.
But that's just erased.
Because the media has their narratives and they have to be So this is Tuesday, the serious show.
We deal with very serious news.
It's very, very heavy.
I don't think you should watch it if you're drunk.
It's going to be too complicated.
It's going to be too high IQ for you.
You should have a coffee, you know, a good breakfast, and then just in complete silence watch this show.
My dad made me take mathematics in college before I moved out and just told him no.
And the only way I could get through algebra and calculus at a college level in university was to, like, not drink a drop the night before, sit in the very front, have my eyes like this, and have my hand up every, like, four minutes.
It sucked.
I was too dumb for it.
I still have nightmares about it.
But before we get heavy, we start out light, just like the New York Post.
Right?
We'll talk about the drones, don't you worry.
But what do they do?
We have Gwen Stefani at the beginning.
And then we get into the drones fairly quickly.
But a lot of silly shit at the front.
Oh, look.
Literally yesterday's news.
So let's just goof around for a little bit.
This is an embarrassing story.
Oh, by the way, I've been meaning to say to you, Ryan, you have pneumonia.
You think so?
I know so.
Liquid in the lungs.
Mm-hmm.
You've got to go to the doctor.
Do you have health care?
I don't.
But my kids and my wife do.
For now.
Oh, because of her being pregnant.
Something about they can't kick her off if she's pregnant.
And she's always pregnant.
So this goes back to when she was a teacher?
No, that lapsed.
But we qualified for Medicaid or Medicare.
I don't know which one.
But if she was working, then we probably wouldn't.
You know what you should do?
Christian Healthcare Ministries.
I've heard of this, yeah.
But it's a high monthly, right?
But high deductible or something?
No, it's a heavy co-pay.
Well, it's up to you.
Oh, okay.
Like, mine is $1,000.
Whoa.
Because I'm only there for emergencies.
So if it costs $999, which one doctor did to me once because he recognized me.
He's like, fuck you, bitch.
So I have to pay $999, but if it costs $1,001, they pay for it.
Huh.
But it's cheap.
I'm very into, like, only for emergencies type of shit, but for your pneumonia, just walk in and just say, I don't have healthcare, and just pay.
It'll be like $200.
You just take antibiotics.
You know, you can die from pneumonia, right?
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
What I was going to say is when my babies went to the doctor recently, it was only for Charlie, but they actually checked Daphne, too.
Um...
With the stethoscope to make sure there was no liquid in the lungs or anything like that.
So they're fine.
And I think they're more resilient, maybe, but yeah, it's not going away for me.
For them, they're better.
That's not relevant to our discussion.
But they're better, so I'm fine.
If they're good, I'm good.
No, because if you die, then they don't have a dad, and that's bad.
I didn't have a dad.
I'm fine.
Yeah, and look how you turned out.
I have pneumonia.
So you want to hear fucking retarded?
I have a loofah.
You think Ryan is the stupidest person in the world.
I have this shirt I really like by Iron and Resin.
It's kind of like hipster flannel, fake working class shit that's super expensive for sexy West Coast guys who ride motorcycles and surf.
Which is basically me, right?
I'm kind of a blue-collar surfer who lives in LA. And so I noticed the bottom button was gone.
And so I just take a picture of it and I send it to their customer service.
I'm like, hey, the button's gone.
What do I do?
And they go, well, usually they're sewn into the tag, an extra one, but we can ship you one.
And I was like, oh, yeah.
There's an extra button like seven inches from where the missing button was.
And I'm sitting there emailing LA like, hey.
I go, wow, that's the dumbest I've ever been.
Wow.
Hey, where's the button?
Right there.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You notice that on trousers, too, there's an extra button besides that first button there.
When I was stupid, way before I was smart, I was like...
Wait, what was this?
You've become smart?
Like yesterday when you thought Joe from Jersey Shore?
See, that's a silly thing.
Us smart people know there's a distinction between information being...
Or maybe I diagnosed that improperly, but that doesn't reflect the overall intelligence.
Diagnose that improperly?
Interesting.
I noticed the pattern here is that you're never wrong, and that's what dumb people are known for.
Smartest thing you've said.
So yeah, that was funny and stupid.
I saw the movie Carry On last night.
And, of course, it's Netflix, so there's a fucking...
The smartest detective in the world is a black chick.
And she beats up dudes and kills bad guys.
And she just has a hunch where she solves the most complex fucking terrorist plot ever.
She just figures it out from like hearing part of a conversation that had a Russian word that she then deciphered and then discovered it's a poisonous gas.
So that's annoying.
Lots of girls kicking ass TSA agents are awesome and cool And everyone who talks to them is a shithead in this movie That's probably why the airport allowed them to shoot there But It's pretty good But I'm just going to ruin it for you Because that's the kind of asshole I am You know how my biggest pet peeve is everyone in movies has brand new clothes on?
You've got to see Jason Bateman's hat.
It is an hour old.
And this is so common.
I think stylists for movies are low IQ and they are just not good at their jobs.
And they're ruining movies.
You know, it was the same hat As beekeeper with Jason Statham, which was also minutes old, like right off the line.
Not even like the slightest dent, wrinkle, like piece of fucking lint.
It still has the Hudson News tag from where he bought it in the airport.
By the way, this guy, that's the guy from the Kingsman.
He's an American now.
And he has an earpiece.
That's Jason Bateman talking to him in his brand new hat.
He also seems to have a tumor.
Oh boy.
Like the actor has a massive lump here.
It's like, hey, if you're going to be in a movie that revolves around your ear...
Maybe don't have a tumor next to it.
That's the hat.
Look at that hat.
Dude, it's so distracting.
It might as well say hat in big letters.
You don't come across hats like this in the real world unless you're at a hat store.
And then I'm watching The Madness, which I totally hate watched.
It is beyond woke.
Like, this is...
I could take a few punches in sparring.
This was just a few punches.
There was the unbelievably talented black female detective.
Okay, sure.
That's fine.
But, uh...
That's cool.
But what I couldn't take was the madness.
Oh my God.
White people are so stupid in this fucking show.
Also on Netflix.
And I just recorded this with my phone.
There's a scene where...
I could tell the guy who wrote it has a crush on the main guy in the movie because the character that he plays is actually like the guy.
I looked him up.
He's gay, the main actor, and he grew up in Philly, so the guy in The Madness grew up in Philly.
It's a weird attack on Elon Musk, too.
The most evil person in the world is this high-tech billionaire who's a genius, but he also has people killed because he's wrong.
In it, the Elon Musk guy offers him $5 million to fuck off.
He says, no, I'm not for sale.
And then at the end of the movie, he ends up fucking off.
For free.
You could have paid $5 million.
But in this scene, he says he was in a frat.
He's a deadbeat dad, actually, which is kind of refreshing in a movie to have some depth.
But in this scene, he says he was in a frat.
They beat the shit out of him.
And that's why he's always been a wanderer.
In other words, that's why I haven't been there for my kids.
Because a bunch of white frat boys beat me up.
And then she goes, these white people should be beaten to death with a baseball bat.
By the way, the most deadly force in this whole series, it's like a five-part series, is this evil right-wing group called The Forge.
And they want to murder blacks for no fucking reason at all.
Like, what?
What?
And they're all middle-class suburban people who have these secret meetings where all they talk about is racial fucking racism stuff.
Anyway, this is just on my TV, so we may have to turn it up really loud to hear it.
I was in a frat in college.
That's me, but turn it up.
- My mother was in prison, so I was just, okay.
I was also in the African American Student Union.
- I was also in the African American Student Union.
- Dude, he's such a bad blacker.
In every scene he's like this.
His mouth is open in every scene like...
He's a mouth actor.
And he's on the lam for half this show?
Shave your fucking beard, dude.
You have a very unique head.
You have a head the size of a horse.
Not a horse's head.
An entire horse.
So it's not easy to hide, but you may want to start with your distinct beard.
I'm so hungry I could eat a his head.
You guys in the house started giving me a lot of shit about becoming a militant.
They called me Muncy the Militant.
Muncy the Militant.
Here I am, I'm just trying to figure out who I am as a black man in the world and navigating all this shit.
This was written by a white guy, by the way.
And they were just wanting me to be the best dancer at every party.
Stop!
Did you catch that?
This is a free episode, so there's some new people tuning in here that don't normally listen to the show.
Racism is a carcass.
It's just bones now.
They've been feeding off it for half a century.
It's done.
2024 is the end of woke culture.
The Beatles that the museum hires to eat the...
Hires.
Hires.
They pay them in tiny little beetle dollars.
Actually, they pay them in their job.
The beetles eat the fucking excess shit off of the bones, and that's what these Netflix fuckers are, these woke enthusiasts.
They are beetles just trying to get a little bit more meat off that bone.
So, he just said that he was in a frat.
It's an all-white frat, but they have one black guy.
What do you think that would be like in the real world?
They would fucking love him.
He would be a rock star.
But according to this clown, again, written by a white guy, they only want him there to be a good dancer at parties.
Nope.
But go ahead.
Go ahead.
Another thing.
At the age of 20. Your own frat?
Stop.
How about you just marry her?
Like, but we found out in earlier episodes he was never there for his daughter at all.
So, out of wedlock, his frat was teasing him for having a kid and abandoning it.
Yeah, teasing would be the best case scenario.
And they're having fun.
So then he attacks his own frat, his own frat brothers for what?
Teasing him for being a fucking loser that got a girl pregnant and abandoned her?
So then he attacks them and then they were like, finally, we can beat the shit out of this guy, which we've always wanted to do.
What world is this writer living in?
He just hates white people.
The writer I'm talking about.
The white writer.
It's like they were looking for an excuse.
What?
They were looking for an excuse to beat him this whole time.
His frat brothers.
We just decided to go it alone.
Stop.
So, they beat me up, and that was the day I decided to go it alone.
So, it's the frat brother's fault that he's never been there for his kids.
Because he was beaten so brutally.
What are you talking about?
The frat beating made him a deadbeat dad, in case you're curious.
People are fucking evil.
What?
Yep.
White people.
I should've just stayed cool though.
That's what I try to teach my son.
Stop.
I should have just stayed cool.
The subtext here is that black people have to deal with us violent, racist frat boys who beat them up for no reason, just for trying to fight them.
And what black people generally do is just take it on the chin and just stay cool and accept this horrific racism that's everywhere.
Seems, that's what I see when I walk around the South Bronx.
A lot of people, a lot of blacks and Hispanic people just chilling.
You should have taken a bat to their heads.
That's it.
Hilarious.
That's why you should have taken a bat to their heads.
Wow.
And then so at the end, he becomes a teacher.
Zoom in on that chalkboard.
They only show it for a nanosecond.
I think I sent a picture of that chalkboard, too.
So you're five million down.
You didn't kill Elon Musk.
Where we are today, institutional, structural, ingrained?
Often the less obvious forms of racism so embedded in systems, it's often seen as just the way things are.
It's so low IQ.
Why do retards get all the fun?
And then, is that the video or the picture?
That's the picture, right?
Because to the left of them, there's a big portrait of Breonna Taylor and George Floyd.
Two absolute losers.
Breonna Taylor was a colostomy bag for local dealers.
She was just a fuck buddy for the local drug dealers.
She had a dead body in her car.
She loved the gun culture.
She loved the danger.
She posed with photos of her guns and his guns saying, homie, got my six.
And her boyfriend started a shootout with police, and she was caught in the crossfire.
So she, I'm not going to say she got what she deserved, but she was in that culture, that gangster life, and that's what killed her.
George Floyd, of course, career criminal, beat the shit out of a pregnant woman, broke into her house, constantly on drugs.
You see Derek Chauvin, he's trying to win the right to exhume Floyd's body to examine his heart tissue.
The fact that he got that fucking sentence is absolutely insane.
You know, his dad's dead, right?
His dad had a heart attack after visiting him in jail.
He was so upset.
Or was that Justin Volpe?
You know what's crazy is even if they did exhume and find that that's the truth, they'd be like, he dug him up.
And what did he do?
He dug him up.
Got dug up.
But I should have just turned the other cheek.
Because that's always what they wanted to do, was dig him up and laugh at his bones.
It was all the grand design.
So here's the clip.
Yeah, that's it.
Very quickly.
Lucky boy.
Why are you wasting your time with this garbage stuff?
You gotta watch Fargo.
There's no way you won't love it.
I don't know if I explained it well enough.
I don't want quality late at night.
I'm just beat.
I see.
That's why I watched Persons of Interest until they started bringing in chicks who love to kick ass.
It's almost soap opera level, right?
Like soap opera with guns?
Yeah, I'm looking at my phone half the time, too.
Like, I don't...
I didn't like when Tucker had a show because I couldn't look at my phone or even look away.
You had to hear every word.
Oh, man.
Not enough fluff.
Not enough garbage.
And look at the great content we got.
So it was worth it.
So I thought this was interesting.
The New York Post wrote about the New York Republican Gala, but let's start with what I actually said and the way the New York Post portrayed it.
So 1-4, city and state, this chick, she's a pretty good writer.
Hundreds showed up to celebrate the victory of Donald Trump and Daniel Penny verdict.
Okay.
So this chick's name is, what is it now?
Go down a bit.
Sophie Krzyzewski.
So she talks about spirits were high throughout the evening.
She summarizes what it was like.
Good.
They talked about how Gavin Wax called Daniel Penny a folk hero, which was pretty brave.
And controversial, but it's New York, so yeah, that's the story.
They talked about how successful Gavin has been at revamping the New York Young Republicans and making it an actual formidable political force that changes politicians' futures, alters American politics.
Keep going.
Then she goes, Okay, I don't like militant, but whatever.
Go down a bit, obviously.
And then it's my quote.
I did say this.
I feel like this is our last kick at the can.
If Kamala won, this country was doomed forever.
And if America is doomed, the world is doomed, right?
Because this is where people escape to.
This is the goal.
So it was an apocalyptic election and Trump won.
And I'm not naive, but I really feel like this could be a way to not just save America, but the West.
Okay.
And then I was talking, we talked a little bit more and I was talking about how, you know, they had their chance with Biden and it didn't go well.
And now they're, I think, even moderates who didn't like Trump the first time are going, okay, we tried our way.
It didn't work.
So I go, yeah, it's like you have this crazy bitch girlfriend and she goes and fucks other people and she realizes, oh my god, it's not you, it's me.
I'm the psycho.
And then she comes back home.
I'm not sure we should take her back.
Okay?
So that's, I think, pretty reasonable.
I like that they didn't asterisk out the swear word.
Some clown named Jared Downing, who I looked him up, he was in Myanmar for a very long time, which Southeast Asia, when white guys go to Southeast Asia, I think I think what you think, which is ugly pervs, right?
They got some girlfriend who's like 16 or something, and it's gross.
Why else would you go to fucking Burma?
So this is his take.
The New York Post really needs to screen their writer.
This guy's a lefty.
He wrote for Vice.
And you'll notice a lot of Vice expats hate my guts.
I don't know why.
Maybe they get trained there that I was the evil one.
Or maybe they resent that they weren't there during the cool time at Vice and they were there during the bankrupting woke part.
Trump advisor Alex Brusowicz faints again.
At hospital after tumbling over lectern on stage at NYC Young Republicans.
So this dude's a Trump advisor, young guy, exciting guy, fucking workaholic.
And I was there when he fainted and I was like, yeah, it's like having diarrhea or food poisoning.
Like it happens when you don't sleep the night before and you don't eat enough and you overwork.
The whole event of him falling and people going to get him, it was like 20 seconds.
Like, we went like this.
Is that a fight?
Is he okay?
Oh, he's okay.
Okay.
But this is this guy, Jared's complete takeaway, is that this guy fainted again!
Then it gets worse.
So if you go down, he talks all about the fainting and the falling, and we've got pictures of him falling, and he fell down.
Trump people...
It was a raging success of a night, and you can tell that bums this guy out.
So he's got to show more pictures of the fucking fainting, the fainting, the fainting.
Keep going.
Oh my God, that's the guy who fainted.
There he is.
He fainted.
That's the guy who fainted.
Here's with Trump.
He's probably going to faint soon.
Probably a connection there.
Yeah, Trump's probably going to be fainting soon.
Sorry I'm itching my nose so much.
Donald, the presidential incumbent with a fainter caught him pictured here.
He's going to get faint cooties.
Look, he's touching them.
Donald Trump considering fainting next to Fainty McGee.
We talked to medical experts.
While it is likely that fainting isn't exactly contagious by nature, it does, however...
Why is the guy who plows my driveway also a medical expert?
It does, however, insist that maybe lifestyle similarities between the two parties...
So keep going.
We're still dwelling on this.
And then the very last paragraph.
Gavin McInnes, founder of the controversial far-right-wing group, the Prowboys, was allegedly delivering profanity-laced tirades...
In the VIP section, comparing American voters to, quote, a crazy bitch girlfriend who goes and fucks other people, the outlet reported.
Even wait, go back.
Event staff were reportedly in high alert for moles and saboteurs, according to one reporter for City and State New York, who described being hounded by a chaperone and called crazy by a gala rep.
I'm going to call him.
Call him up.
Give him a ring.
Talk to him.
Let's see what he's up to.
Hit him up.
See what he's up to.
Jared Downing.
I hate these...
You know what's ironic, too, is the brochure that they handed out that was at everyone's table said, you don't hate the media enough.
They are the enemy.
Oh, my God.
My handwriting's so bad, I can't even read that.
949, and then...
Yeah.
Uh...
And they were saboteurs.
Like, the guy is being a saboteur as he writes how they thought we were saboteurs.
It's not very loud, is it?
Hi, this is Jared Downing.
I'm sorry I missed you.
You can leave a message, but I'm a little more responsive to email.
That's jareddowning2 at gmail.com.
Please message me there.
Thank you.
Hey Jared, I'm reading your article in the New York Post and why did you just focus on one guy fainting?
Did you resent that it was such a successful night?
And then taking my quote totally out of context and turning it into, what did you call it out?
Offensive tirade?
Profanity-laced tirades?
It was a very calm and quiet conversation.
So the only reporting you do is to say they think we're saboteurs and your whole article is sabotage.
What were you doing in Myanmar?
Are you an ugly perv?
What's going on with you, dude?
Oh, and climate change isn't real.
Well, maybe you ought to have been a little more succinct and tactful.
Maybe that's your problem.
You just want to be so confrontational.
Well, listen here, bucko.
I was a Navy SEAL. You know, I was on his show a few times.
I remember you were on my show a couple of times.
And you said that Indians are offended by the name Redskins, and you were wrong.
You stop saying the term Redskin, because I know people of Native American culture.
Yeah, I made people of Native American culture.
I knew a man named Wampum Dutuhata.
You know what that means in their culture?
Yeah, it means Wampum does get cold.
Yes, it does.
But his sister, Yaka, pee-pee cuckoo, that means, you know, that little bit of pee that comes out after you fart and won't come out unless you fart standing at a urinal?
That's what it means.
I did not know.
You need to go to a urologist.
You have pneumonia and prostate cancer.
The drones thing, a big deal.
Front page, New York Post.
Uh...
I think it's just NASA doing a test.
There he is.
That's not what we're talking about anymore, though.
1-7.
They're doing tests.
It's on a need-to-know basis.
They did this last December and we forgot.
Just like the American secular Jewish community is going to forget that the people who were calling for them to die, not just like, we're sick of Israel, river to the sea, I want them all to die, but Was Marxists, angry black people, and refugees, Muslims.
That's gone.
That's already been forgotten.
What are we?
We're December now?
April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November.
Six, seven months, poof.
It's back to MAGA, far right.
Those are my enemies.
Trump, the guy with the daughter who converted to Orthodox Judaism.
He's the Nazi.
Okay, whatever.
This guy reminds me of what, if you know how Pinocchio wanted to be a little boy, what if a beaver wanted to be a young man?
Well, it's sure starting to look like the New Jersey drone mystery has been solved, at least in large part.
It's not just his teeth, too.
He's got a beaver vibe.
The energy he emits is beaverish in nature.
Yeah, I love beavers, by the way.
I'm Canadian.
I'm not criticizing him.
Well, maybe it's because he gives a damn.
Ryan is really enjoying that pun ban being lifted.
The pun embargo is over.
We are celebrating the pun embargo.
You beat me with attrition.
...behind these drone swarms may have also been behind similar swarms spotted over Langley Air Force Base last December.
An area replete with twigs and branches perfect for building your new home.
The culprit seems to be NASA, or rather a long list of organizations and corporations partnered with NASA on what they call the Advanced Air Mobility Mission.
I'm so distracted by his beaverdom, dude.
I can't get past it.
Each thing he says is more beavery than the last.
You know, like in a kid's story, when the little boy, whatever, he goes into a beaverdom, he meets a beaver family, and they're like, what are you doing here, little boy?
That's their voice.
Yeah.
He might even sound like Beaver from Winnie the Pooh.
I can see his beaver wife, too.
She has an apron on.
A little bonnet.
What's going on there?
Yeah, she's asking.
I don't want humans in my home.
Winnie the Pooh.
Trust me, Martha.
He's a good boy.
What does he sound like?
He's one of the good humans.
Beaver's in here somewhere.
I think they sound very similar.
That was bad.
Look, they show beaver.
That's not a beaver.
It's a gopher.
Oh, okay.
You know those beavers digging holes as they're wont to do.
What they call the Advanced Air Mobility Mission.
Now, near as I can tell, this theory was first posited by a TikTok creator named JKUltra.
But it first caught my attention thanks to that intel guy.
And since he pointed me in the right direction, I've been doing some reading.
And I can now tell you that last December, the U.S. Transportation Command, Air Mobility Command, the National Aerospace Research and Technology Park, and the Atlantic County Economic Alliance announced the establishment of a testing corridor between Delaware and and the Atlantic County Economic Alliance announced the establishment of a testing corridor between Delaware and New Jersey for a long list of
And according to their press release, these drone tests would not only be conducted in and around military installations, but could instead be launched and recovered.
I have the same video twice in one.
You know what I mean?
Why mirror that?
Anyway, so I knew it wasn't exciting.
Also, this is just a silly news story, but it's fucking intense.
So do you know about this chick, Hannah Kobayashi?
She was coming back from Hawaii.
She had a connection in LA. She got out of the airport.
She didn't get her connection.
And she decided just to go to Mexico.
Everyone was trying to find her.
They're freaking out.
And her dad got so upset, he fucking killed himself.
Because it was weeks she was gone.
And now she's back and she's fine.
Hi.
So what's been going on?
Well, you made your dad so worried he's dead.
Where were you?
And her family didn't meet her at the airport.
Her lawyer did.
World's worst daughter.
Why are you pulling it up, shit for brains?
What are you doing?
You're trying to find a beaver?
I was literally looking up men that look like beavers.
Okay.
We're no longer discussing that.
So that's different.
School should identify.
But go to the top there.
I should have printed it out so I could read it.
No, go down to the fucking paragraph.
Missing Hawaiian photographer.
She's returned to California in good health.
She's not under any duress.
Was greeted by her attorney.
The 30-year-old sparked a massive manhunt.
Sarcastic, a tragic dream when her dad committed suicide while searching in vain for her.
Her family last heard from her November 11th, three days after she was set to fly to New York to visit an aunt and sightsee with an ex-boyfriend after flying to Las Vegas from Maui.
What the fuck is going on here?
Can you imagine the guilt you would feel if you kept ignoring calls?
Your parents are pleading, we just want to know if you're okay.
You're like, I decided to go wandering through Mexico.
And then you ignore your father's calls.
I'm going to send this to my daughter.
You want to break my heart?
You want me to kill my...
What, I should be killing myself now?
You're going away?
You don't answer your father's phone calls?
Actually, she does ignore a lot of my texts.
I always send her bands.
And I'll go, so what do you think of that fucking weird Turkish goth band?
And she's like, what?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You didn't read it?
Imagine your dad texting you a band.
I might just kill myself just to punish her.
This might be our last show.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
What's this now?
I'm her aunt that she visited in New York.
Oh.
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, apparently the aunt and her have been having words not at each other but via the press.
It's true.
Where the aunt badmouths her and she badmouths the aunt.
Well, she's trash, so...
She is trash.
Yeah.
I can't even think what your fucking excuse would be.
That you were visiting me?
She tries to drag me into this?
She stopped by once.
She was here for like a week.
So, doesn't that up?
Well, she never went to New York, aunt.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
Also in the news, January 6th, it was four years ago.
It will be four years this January 6th, which is coming up.
And everyone seems to have finally figured out what we were saying on January 7th of 2021, which is, this is unbeandering.
This is horseshit.
They didn't have weapons.
And I'm kind of annoyed, to be honest.
Like, welcome, Liz.
Welcome.
It wasn't coordinated except by feds.
26 undercover FBI sources entered the Capitol.
None have been prosecuted.
No police were killed.
In fact, nobody was killed except Ashley Babbitt.
Well, that's not true.
Rosalind Boylan was also trampled to death by an affirmative action cop.
And they're not cops.
DC, the Capitol Police are security guards.
They're basically TSA agents.
Keep going down.
Trump did not call for violence.
He specifically called for peace.
QAnon shaman wasn't trying to overthrow the fucking government, obviously, and we saw the footage.
Remember?
Hey, you're my favorite people!
What's going on?
And then the security guy goes, can you get out of here?
This is big.
He goes, "Yeah, yeah, we're just gonna make sure no one fucks up the place." Barriers outside were moved to allow protesters through.
Nancy Pelosi knew everything, did nothing to stop it.
AOC was never in danger.
J6 defendants have been denied due process and coerced into pleading guilty.
The Proud Boys are put in solitary confinement for weeks at a time, including Nick Oakes.
Did you know that?
He was in solitary for five weeks.
Do you know why?
Multiple times.
Do you know why?
Which time?
One time it was a threat that he had nothing to do with and they locked him up because they locked everybody up.
Most of the time the Proud Boys get solitary in prison is because they're so powerful that just like the way they started a riot on Jan 6, they're going to start a prison riot and the COs will die and they'll be throwing burning mattresses out the window and they'll take over the prison and it'll become a Proud Boys prison.
And that's the irony of what I started the show with.
I was saying...
How come we don't have that?
We don't.
That's not possible.
It's not a thing.
But the irony is the left keeps accusing us of this, and they have that.
They're like, hey, students, including Jewish students, go storm FIT because you hate Israel.
Like, I know of guys, Jewish guys, whose sons are anti-Israel after going to school, after going to college.
They come out hating Israel, which is hating Jews.
Same thing.
And then, remember this dude who killed me?
Roger Avery?
There's a scene in a movie where Crispin Glover chops my head off, and the character's name is like Bavin Bobonis.
Oh, that's him?
That's the guy.
Oh.
You found that clip pretty quickly once.
He cuts my head off with like a piece of steel, right?
Like a piece of sheet metal.
Yeah, I think so.
So, he's obviously not a fan of me.
But he appears to be a fan of the J6 people, who were mostly my pals, who were rotting in prison.
Didn't the name credited in the credits kind of hint towards it was definitely you, right?
What did I just say?
Yeah, but...
Could it be that he was kind of an homage or just like, it's funny to do that because he likes you?
No, Ryan.
No, Detective Shitty.
I think my name in the movie was Gavin McAnus.
But that's a Copper Cab joke.
Okay.
So what's this genius?
You know what?
Fuck these people.
Not just because he killed me in a movie, but fuck these people who are ready to back everyone up in jail after four years and now that Trump has won.
Now you want to jump.
Sorry, Fairweather friends.
You're not invited to the party.
I've got a friend who's one of those January 6th guys, and he sends me, like, tweets all the time.
You've got a friend who was a January 6th guy?
You've got a friend who was a January 6th guy?
Well, he's still there.
He's, like, hundreds of days in jail without any kind of...
without trial.
Without process.
I mean, tell me if I'm wrong, but that's not how it's supposed to be, is it?
It's not how it's supposed to be.
You're supposed to have a due process of some kind.
Well, especially when you watch the actual footage of how it went down.
Oh, I watched it live, and there was that guy, that Antifa guy, waving people in.
John Sullivan?
Moving them in.
They were moving the blockade things.
They were moving them out, and cops were waving people in.
You know what I just learned very recently?
So John Sullivan was the black Antifa guy who was telling Ashley Babbitt, go, go, go through the window, as he filmed it, because he wanted to get some cool footage.
He got really cool footage.
He got an affirmative action cop who's totally incompetent named Michael Byrd, He got him to shoot her in the neck with his egging on.
And then CNN bought the footage for $20,000.
And then their legal team went, Dude, I think we might be fucked.
Because now it looks like we get people shot for footage.
And then they went...
Okay, well we have to establish that John Sullivan is a journalist.
Okay, how are we going to do that?
Let's, I don't know, fly him to some place and have him shoot something and then we'll pay for that too.
And now he's just a guy we buy footage from who does different journalism.
So they did that.
So all of a sudden, incompetent John Sullivan, whose brother James knows Proud Boys and did a talk at a Proud Boys rally, and his brother James claims that he used to be conservative, and then he was, whatever you call it, shit-pilled and became Antifa.
And he went, he said, John Sullivan said, I'm going to January 6th to make MAGA people fuck shit up.
which you got your wish.
So anyway, the CNN hustle of sending that guy there and pretending he's a journalist didn't work.
So then they're like, bye, fuck you.
Threw one of the busts like the feds do with their informants.
And I thought an interesting juxtaposition was, of course, our own favorite David Shortell.
David Shortell did a stakeout at Roger Stone's house because he had a hunch the SWAT team was going to show up.
He was there 15 minutes before the SWAT team showed up.
In other words, it was not a hunch.
He was obviously tipped off.
So the SWAT tipped off CNN. So it's a similar problem because we exposed that.
Remember, we went to Roger Stone's trial.
We would call David Shortell the stakeout king.
We were so impressed because they actually did that on CNN. They had, like, reporters saying to David, so your instincts were so great on this.
You just sense it?
He's like, yep, I left D.C. last night, and I got here this morning, and then I saw this, because I had a hunch.
And they're like, oh, wow, you're such a great journalist.
Let me look up.
Oh, you're 26 years old, and you've never had a scoop before or after?
Hmm.
But you know what's smart about David Chartel?
He moved.
He got the fuck out of Dodge and he went to Mexico.
Because he could probably sense that this is not good for him.
John Sullivan wasn't smart enough to do that.
So he went with the CNN thing.
He trusted them.
And they said, no, now he's in jail.
I think he got six years.
Not according to my research.
I heard that he got six years, actually.
Are you copying me, Matt?
Are you copying me?
Matt?
What?
That's what I just said.
Listen, that's what I just said.
It becomes ridiculous when you start realizing that this impression is about 5 out of 10. It's not even.
It's fucking bad.
You know what's deceiving about Matt Walsh?
It looks like it would be a very easy imitation to do.
Yeah, it does.
But it's not.
No.
As we can see.
So what did you learn, Roger, four years later?
I want you to think about it this way.
In the most heavily armed nation the world has ever known, why would you have an insurrection with no guns?
You've got to have guns.
Machine guns.
Those guys weren't planning on an insurrection.
No!
And then you have the factor that there was agents in the crowd, and we don't know how many.
There's government agents in the crowd that were inciting people to go in.
That's what they do.
And I want to know who that cop was who shot that woman.
Yeah.
What about that?
Michael Byrd.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Michael Byrd, who didn't just regularly leave his gun in the bathroom because he doesn't understand.
I couldn't dig this up, but I've heard that he also was not up for his shift that day, like he was napping.
I'll have to do more research on that, but there is more evidence that he was a complete fucking loser.
And he should be investigated.
Anyway, welcome aboard, Roger.
If you hadn't have killed me, I could have told you four years ago that January 6th was a temper tantrum.
January 6th was a bunch of conservatives and patriots who lost their temper because the election was stolen and because the media had been fucking them over and because Antifa and BLM had been burning down the country unchecked, uninhibited, Oh, wow.
Apparently, Tarantino and John Milius went duck hunting.
So they used to be friends.
John Milius is not doing very well right now.
I don't think he's going duck hunting.
No, I think this was a while ago.
But on Stern, Quinta was talking about...
Yeah.
And he's conservative, wasn't he?
Now John Milius is cool again.
Now Red Dawn is cool.
John Milius, of course, is the Clint Eastwood guy to Dirty Harry and Red Dawn and Conan the Barbarian.
Amanda Milius is fucking great.
Maybe he's a secret conservative.
What?
Maybe he's a secret conservative.
You know what Amanda said to her dad, John Milius, when she was a little kid?
He goes, why are we in LA? I mean, it's all lefties here.
And John said to his daughter, Amanda, there's something very healthy of growing up around people who hate you.
Well, I'm doing a great job of that.
Coughing is getting annoying.
Do you mute yourself on the mic?
A lot of people complaining about hearing you cough on the mic.
I shrinked my noise gate and I'll just like go away from the mic and you won't be able to hear it like this.
That doesn't pick up.
That does.
Please stop sending me the faggot thing.
Okay?
I know.
Someone called Justin Trudeau a faggot.
I gotta show it now.
Justin!
Look at this, faggot.
Good delivery.
Faggot is such a great word.
I had no problem with dropping the N-word.
Kike, I've never even used that word.
But faggot and retard, no.
You could pry them from my cold, dead hands.
I am not giving up those words.
But you know what is interesting about what you just saw?
I think it's illegal.
He could be arrested for that.
And if there's someone petty enough to arrest someone for violating the human rights laws of Canada, it's Justin Trudeau, the guy who wrecked Canada.
You should see the crime stats that have gone up since he's been in office.
Like, rape is up like 79%, violent crime up 56%.
The numbers are alarming, and it's all when he started, which I believe was 2015. He's ruined Canada.
Go to Toronto.
You will not hear English.
It's not just like Pajits, but it's like Serbians.
Like you see a white person, you go, oh, there's still one or two white guys there.
And then you hear them talking like...
Holy shit, there are no Canadians in Canada anymore.
That accent you will not hear.
The takeoff to the Great White North is toast.
And they have this guy, Pierre Polyev.
I can never say his last name.
He's their Trump.
But many of my Canuck pals are saying, you can't.
You might as well try to exhume George Floyd.
Like, it's as dead as the concept of racism.
Go to Tutu.
Was it Sheila Reed?
She's so fucking smart.
I love her.
Oh no.
Justin Trudeau's first public comments after making Canadians $62 billion poorer and demoting his deputy prime minister.
So he has this deputy prime minister who's also the finance minister.
She looks sort of like someone who was very slutty in college.
And she just quit.
Now, he needs her badly to win this next election.
And now, he's talking about resigning.
Maybe it was that faggot thing while jogging.
Because I'm only half kidding.
The guy has only ever cared about being seen as cool.
And when the Tragically Hip, a terrible Canadian band, kind of our REM, or Canada's REM, they liked him.
And so he was cool for a while because they're a popular band in Canada.
And then the singer died and Justin was fucking hysterical.
And it was then he became a globalist because I think he had no home.
He was lost, just like that guy who got beat up by the frat boys.
He was a wanderer.
And then Klaus Schwab goes, I'll take you in as long as you promote the eradication of your country in the name of climate change.
Done.
No problem, Klaus Schwab.
So what is this embarrassing shit?
This is as he's falling apart.
Thank you all for being here tonight.
It's obviously been an eventful day.
And it has not been an easy day.
But I wanted to come here tonight and speak with you, dedicated, devoted members of the Liberal Party, because you, not me or any other politician, Shut the fuck up.
So what's the comment?
That's a tweet of a tweet, right?
I don't want to hear that stupid shit.
Didn't I send something else?
Everything is so fake.
Yeah, he's desperate.
I don't even think...
Remember he was like the darling?
Remember they had Cuomo sexual and everyone wanted to fuck Andrew Cuomo?
Yeah, Canada's a garbage-filled alley where these cats are fighting and the dumpster behind them is on fire.
So Freeland was the Deputy Prime Minister, Finance Minister, and she was arguing a fight with him about Trump's imminent 25% tariffs.
That's a lot of money.
A lot of money.
Really, we've looked at it.
So, things are looking good for Canada in the sense that Justin Trudeau is on his way out and Pierre is coming in.
Pierre Polyev, whatever.
But many are saying it's beyond repair.
You can't get out of $62 billion of debt when your population is the size of Britain's.
Yes, so he was the sexy guy.
I remember there was all these girls nervous to be around him because he's just so fucking hot.
And I think that has finally faded.
What are they yelling?
Turn it up.
It gives you the right to continue.
It gives you the right to stay in office.
You failed Canada.
You've ruined our country.
You're done.
Walk away.
You don't have an ounce of your father's integrity.
At least he walked in the snow.
At least he walked in the snow.
His dad sucked too, by the way.
That's when I lived there.
Pierre Trudeau, he invented multiculturalism.
He was the first.
And you know why he did it?
Because he thought Americans were racist.
So he thought the best way to be Canadian is to be not American.
What are Americans?
Well, they're the KKK, so I'm going to do diversity.
No.
Americans aren't racist, dummy.
This guy is fucking brutal.
Jarmite Singh.
He's a terrorist.
He's not allowed in India.
He wants the Sikhs to have their own country and is a radical activist who's now number two after Justin Trudeau, I believe, the head of the NDP.
Anyway, let's hop over the pond to Britain.
I saw a nice Glasgow kiss in East London, I guess.
I don't know where this is by their accents.
One of them sounds quite posh.
But this is one of the best headbutts I've ever seen.
There's still some energy left in England.
This is a guy...
Well, I'll let it play.
Did you hear that last part?
He's a fucking nonce.
That means pedophile.
He's been looking at my grandson.
Go ahead, call the police.
Now that we know that, let's see that headbutt again so we can enjoy it.
I mean, there's headbutts and there's headbutts.
He did the headbutt, but then he also brought his body forward so he had that extra momentum.
It was really one of the most artful headbutts I've ever seen.
But yeah, the whole discussion we just had about how Britain is gone.
I mean, sorry, Canada might be too far gone.
Britain, I think, is the same way.
I'm much more optimistic about America.
I think we still got a country here.
But Canada, that's a question mark.
And Britain, I mean, is there anything to save?
I don't know.
There's some times I go...
I went to the town Mick Jagger was born in.
That had pubs and Dr. Martins and Harringtons and people smoking fags, drinking pints.
But it's getting...
Few and far between.
For example, look at this fucking video.
This has got to be Birmingham or one of these Muslim places like Luton, Tommy Robinson's hometown.
But no matter how much you complain about America with immigration, look, I think I saw one white guy, maybe two.
No, no, no, no, no.
Every time you think you see a white guy, they have a long dress shirt on.
Look at this.
That's Islamabad.
Londonistan.
Look at that.
Not one.
Is that looping already or is that more?
Looped.
No, I don't think it did loop.
It's 29 seconds.
Oh.
So there's this boxer.
Now, I don't know much about this guy.
He's an ex-bare-knuckle boxer.
I hear he has a record of like 32 offenses and one of them is a sexual assault charge.
So I don't know if we should call him a hero.
I don't know his background.
But...
Derek Heggie has been jailed for grossly offensive videos and social media posts.
So he's got like a year in jail.
I think he'll serve half of it, so six months in jail.
Okay, so I guess he was calling for violence.
Did he say go stab them?
That's a bad thing to say, especially if you have a following and they might do that.
So you could argue that's not free speech if you're going to definitely effectively call for serious violence.
Bodily injury.
Higgy began one of his videos on his YouTube channel by stating, We're sick to death.
No.
We're sick to death of you lot coming to this country illegally, doing everything to our women and children, living off us, killing us.
You don't even like our cultural values.
That's the offensive fucking post.
Judge Nicholas Baker said that racist attitudes were at the heart of the thuggish violence and civil unrest following the tragic Southport stabbings in which three children lost their lives and others were injured.
I believe it was eight others.
Let me just rewind.
A man, not an immigrant per se, but a man whose parents were immigrants, so an anchor baby, whatever, African guy, who had al-Qaeda training manual, so he was a recently radicalized Muslim, Even though his dad's Christian.
So he was radicalized in Britain, which really pisses me off.
Like the Sarnev brothers.
They were radicalized here.
Um...
And racist attitudes and thuggish violence are at the heart of the civil unrest.
No, sir.
No, judge, you literal bigwig.
The heart of the unrest was the three girls who were stabbed to death and the media lying about it.
The media showed little pictures of the murderer when he was like 12 in a boy's school uniform.
That's not what he looks like now.
So you covered up the murder of three girls.
That was the root of the violence.
Not racist attitudes.
It's racist for me to not want little girls to be stabbed to death at a Taylor Swift dance competition.
Fuck you!
Which brings us to the war on kids.
Yes.
Do that thing where you do both gay and the war on kids at the same time.
Alright.
Is that a separate video?
It is.
That's under rare bumpers.
Go to the fucking doctor, pneumonia boy.
We're sick of hearing this.
Why don't you just take cough drops or whatever?
I had cough drops yesterday.
I took some yesterday.
He's never wrong.
I did take...
I took them yesterday.
Yeah.
Didn't really help much.
We're on LGBT. Here we go.
Okay.
What?
I felt ugly.
I felt gay.
I said left-wing doctrine.
So for those of you not familiar with the show, we have two different segments.
One is called The War on Kids, about how kids are treated.
Everything from them getting basically no recess anymore to this ignoring sex trafficking and other horrific things.
And then we also have a gay segment, LGBTQ. But very recently these two have overlapped.
Oh, I got a message from Jared.
A message from Jared is always going to be a highlight of your day.
Now, perhaps you don't know, but in Scotland, what started out as what seemed like a revolution turned out to be something far greater.
Hi Gavin, thanks for reaching out.
That's a terrible Scottish accent.
Please never do that again.
Hi Gavin, thanks for reaching out.
Feel free to send along a statement giving your account of that convo.
I focused on the fainting because that's what was just my assignment for this piece.
It was meant to be an update on how Alex was doing.
The saboteurs in question weren't y'all, but rather possible liberal moles who might have wanted to make trouble.
No, it's you, not me.
My version of your comments came from a report, yes I know, whose correspondent gave a pretty spicy account of your conversation.
Myanmar is a wild country, I'd recommend a visit.
The rebels fighting the military dictatorship need all the sport they can get.
Blah blah blah.
I'm not a perv.
Fuck off.
You don't think that was a good Bruce for me?
Turns south again.
Turns south again.
So how did things go...
Oh, I hate this guy.
So how did things...
Yeah, he's very liberal.
He's a liberal nationalist.
He's all about black history in Scotland, which doesn't exist.
East of Scotland, little, if anything, in the west, and nothing north of Stirling.
So, if there's anything you want to know about Scotland, I'll tell you about it.
Go ahead, Gavin.
Ask me anything.
Pretty sure I begged you never to do that accent ever again.
This was, I thought, a really interesting take on the trans thing.
Very smart.
And it was about autistic kids.
Why do so many autistic kids think they're trans?
As an ex-trans kid, here's what I want parents of quote-unquote quirky kids to know.
So you go down a bit.
There is this poor girl?
I don't know what you are.
Pat.
Pat.
Even trans activists are aware of how autistic their community is.
They see transgenderism and autism as innate traits which inexplicably co-occur.
In reality, certain autistic traits make kids vulnerable to trans indoctrination.
Here's what parents should know.
Okay.
It's all conjecture at this point.
But here they are recognizing that there's a big Venn diagram overlap with trans and autism.
Okay.
Good, good.
We used to get these books as kids.
Hygiene tips, puberty book.
Okay, okay.
It's all normal.
Nothing groundbreaking yet.
All right, all right.
Boys enter knowing that their voices will go deep.
But neither of sex is prepared for the intensity of the emotions they'll feel once their bodies actually start to change.
Now this is where, I'm going to say she, starts getting good.
Because it is an emotional rollercoaster for sane, normal kids.
Imagine you have autism.
Keep going.
Kids don't know that it is normal for them to feel insecure and even resentful at their changing bodies.
Yeah.
Like you wake up one day and you got pubes.
What the fuck is happening to me?
I'm different.
I'm weird.
When they're not prepared for this aspect of puberty, they'll search for answers online.
One wrong click and the algorithm will send them into a trans tailspin.
You're trans, if you would have a button to change my gender in a second, would I push it?
What gender would I usually pick?
So how do I feel?
Like, they're navigating feelings, and autistic people generally are terrible at navigating their feelings.
That's really what autism is, an inability to navigate feelings.
Go down a bit more.
Kids with autistic traits such as hating change.
See, that is where I said, I gotta talk about this on the show.
Hating change.
You know how autistic people are with like, you go in the wrong door, all that OCD shit.
They hate change.
Feeling different from their peers, a tendency toward obsession and hyperfixation, difficulties interpreting bodily sensations and their emotions, and sensory processing issues are inherently vulnerable to gender ideology.
Why am I so different from other girls?
Because you're autistic, not because you're a boy.
Autistic kids are natural nonconformists.
Yeah, that's another line I really like.
Autistic kids are natural nonconformists in many ways, including gender.
Kids who don't intuit social norms are likely to be different from their peers and unlikely to understand why.
These kids are erudite mini-research enthusiasts who will stop at nothing to find an answer.
See, that is just fucking, that's a real epiphany right there.
So they're great at identifying, interpreting their own emotions.
No, sorry, they aren't great at interpreting their own emotions before they hit puberty.
Puberty is therefore an even more confusing and discombobulating experience.
So why don't I take hormone blockers and it'll stop this crazy phase I'm going through.
Dude, there is a...
Are you aware of the link between Sonic the Hedgehog and autistic people?
No, but I did write an article once about My Little Pony.
We used to make fun of bronies until I looked into it and realized it's autistic people trying to navigate emotions.
And all these My Little Ponies, there's like, I don't know, it's sort of like the Care Bears, I guess.
Right.
Where there's one who's aggressive and then there's one who's silly and there's one, and they have these different personalities and they have giant eyes.
Right.
And autistic people have trouble looking at your eyes and trying to read other people's eyes.
So it's like a training manual.
So I assume it's the same with Sonic the Hedgehog.
You know, what's interesting is there's not only the autistic – well, there's tons of articles about autistic Sonic the Hedgehog.
And then also trans – like if you look up trans Sonic the Hedgehog, there's a ton of it.
If you go to YouTube, all these – this is all trans-sonic.
So that's really not Sonic the Hedgehog, not the restaurant, obviously.
But you'll get some Confusing results.
But it's really interesting.
There's tons of trans, tons of cynics.
Well, also, these cartoons are very one-dimensional.
And that's, I think, the problem autistic people have with normies is we're too complex and deep.
So I don't make fun of bronies anymore.
It's someone with a mental illness trying to fucking fix their broken brain.
This is kind of an interesting news story, like that chick who disappeared.
So Biden has lost his mind.
He lost what's left of that little raisin in there.
I think he's taking bribes.
I think he's getting bribes to release prisoners.
And he's up to 8,000 now.
Before that, a very, very big number was 1,000.
For a president, a normal number was around 500. I think George Bush Sr. was the lowest at like 100, but generally it's 500 to 1,000.
8,000 is unprecedented, never been done before in the history of America.
And how the fuck can you go through 8,000 cases?
Hmm.
Yeah, I think I'll let him go.
So I think he's just getting paid.
And one of the most egregious ones is the man, the judge behind Cash for Kids, Michael Conahan.
Dude, you're going to hell.
That Japanese girl who worried her dad to death?
Hell.
This guy?
Hell.
He's a former judge who served in the Court of the Common Police.
I'll let this girl explain it, and I'll see if she missed anything out.
Do you guys know who this man is?
Probably not.
Let me tell you a little about him.
His name is Michael Conahan.
About 10 years ago, I think in 2011, he was convicted of running a $2 million Ponzi scheme.
And if you want to know what that scheme was, it was called Kids for Cash.
And what Kids for Cash was, was basically him and a bunch of other judges, right?
and internal government figures paid off other judges to give kids federal sentence time for misdemeanor crimes and it wasn't just a few kids or 10 kids or even 100 kids for that matter it was almost 2 000 kids that him and a bunch of his alikes right they sent these kids to jail for no reason right i mean they would get a speeding violation and all of a sudden they're in jail for a year
So he's just, he's dirt, right?
He is complete, complete dirt.
We can all agree that this is a horrible, horrible man that exploited children for a living for the sake of making a buck.
To further this point, do you guys know who this is?
My kind of guy?
His name is Edward Kenzikoski.
Edward...
Got arrested for a very minor marijuana charge.
He had no prior offenses.
It was not a violent crime.
He got caught with pot.
He was a great student, class clown, and he was on his way to get a scholarship because he was an all-star wrestler and everyone knew it.
But because he got caught with marijuana and the judge on the case was no other than one of the Ponzi schemers, he got sentenced to a pretty heavy amount of time in jail And then was sent to a wilderness program for reform.
We all know how these wilderness programs go.
He comes home, he finishes the program and doing his time, and he ultimately takes his life because he was extremely depressed and isolated and miserable from what he had went through.
And he left his mom named Sandy.
Why do I explain all this to you today?
Because this man Was just pardoned by no other than Joe Biden.
And here's what his mother has to say about it.
The mother died by suicide.
She was shocked and hurt after learning of Biden's decision.
Conahan's actions destroyed families, including mine.
My son's death tried to reminder the consequences of his abuse of power.
This pardon feels like an injustice for all of us who still suffer.
Right now I am processing and doing the best I can to cope with the pain that this has brought back.
Okay.
So when people like Harry Sisson post online saying, great move, about these pardons, it makes me very upset.
Because he won't say Edward's name, he won't say Sandy's name, and he won't say the names of the other 2,000 kids that were locked up for a kickback financially.
People like Edward deserve to be spoken about.
People like Sandy deserve justice.
And Joe Biden ruined both of those things for this family.
And I don't care if you're a Democrat or a Republican.
I don't care if you love or hate Joe Biden.
But this needs to be talked about.
This needs to be talked about on here.
I don't see you guys talking about this.
And I think that Edward's horrific story and outcome deserves to be shared.
Because no matter what political party you stand with or belong to, I think it goes to show that a pardon or clemency, however you want to put it, I think at the end of the day, this is something that no president should have the power to do.
Ever.
I think if someone is locked up, they should stay locked up, no matter who is in office.
Republican or Democrat or Independent, whoever you are.
Well, not if they were unjustly arrested.
Pardon?
I think it is unjustifiable.
And I think it's unconstitutional.
There are people sitting in jail that have served their time for the minor crimes they've committed.
You know, so for those 8,000 people, the only possibility as far as I'm concerned is some sort of bribe, some sort of payment.
And what's crazy about this cash for kids judge is where did he get his money from to get him out?
It must have been from that corrupt scandal.
So, he sends kids to fucking rape camp to get paid, gets some money, gets arrested, then uses that money to get himself out.
And you want to hear the craziest part?
His sentence was basically done.
Because of COVID, he got sent home, so he's under house arrest for another year.
Eh.
I'll use some of my cash for kids to get me out.
I gotta get out of the house.
I'm sick of this shit.
There's bad people who, like, get in a fight and stuff and you go...
Then there's, like, people who are so bad you're scared of them.
That is demonic.
Sending children to hell for money.
All right.
I wanted to get into some racism and...
What's going on with that subject, including some affirmative action hires in the government who are really fucking up and stealing money.
But it's too controversial to be free.
And I don't want to get my last bastion of non-canceled shit cancelled.
So we're going to go behind the paywall now.
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