Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S6E44 - WORLD'S LONGEST EPISODE

Oct. 22, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

03:09:37

S6E44 - WORLD'S LONGEST EPISODE

In this, the World's Longest Episode, we mock Nouvelle Vague, ridicule "Will and Harper," lament the Weather Underground's 1981 Brink's robbery, condemn Adderall, prove God exists, denounce surrogacy, question machete fights, laugh at AOC, bomb Yahya Sinwar, praise Laura Loomer, shit on NASA, end Kamala's campaign, expose her clueless fans, defend Farrakhan, thank Lord Jamar, eviscerate Wajahat Ali, try to revive Jimmy Carter, question Jim Gaffigan, big up Scottish violence, enjoy HR logic, and force Tim Pool to quit.

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	From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	I danced all night.
	I drank 16 beers and started up a fight.
	The person I'm jaded, you're out of luck.
	I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck.
	Too drunk to fuck.
	I'm too drunk to drunk to drunk to fuck.
	I'm not going to die.
	Nouvelle wagon band de Paris, France allor.
	I'll fette des covers with Bossa Nova.
	Comes kind of a lame idea, right?
	I'll just do Bossa Nova songs of hits, but it pays.
	Their shows are always packed.
	They've been around for 10 years now, just barfing out super easy shit.
	French are good at barfing out super easy shit.
	Of course, it's a cover of the Dead Kennedy song, Too Drunk to Fuck, which I remember being a teen and hearing that song and going, how could you possibly be too drunk to fuck?
	Like, at that age, we were getting boners in a tornado.
	But it's possible.
	Now that I'm 54, I understand the song.
	It took me a while.
	You know what's cool about Jell-O Biafra?
	He was, I think, the first guy to make it okay to have a nasally voice.
	I mean, yeah.
	The Beastie Boys, when they were punk, they did that.
	When I was a kid in Canada, in Montreal, there was a band called Scum that would do that.
	And in Ottawa, my hometown, there was a band called Honest Engine.
	And they weren't trying to be cool or like Henry Rollins.
	They were nasally and nerdy.
	And that became a thing after.
	Look up Honest Engine, the Rosenthal effect on YouTube.
	This was normal for me as a kid, but when I hear it now, I'm like, wow, you were really not going for cool.
	Well, my little friend, she bought a given deconition, a TV cell religion.
	Born above and devil below, religion means love, mighty free and safe.
	Religion preaches love, but it breeds hate.
	The iron and the irony.
	Okay, that's enough music talk.
	Today's a free up.
	We mix it up every week.
	Sometimes Monday's the free up.
	Monday is casual Mondays where we goof off.
	Tuesday's serious.
	That's why I'm wearing a suit with that moire.
	Not supposed to wear patterns on television.
	Wednesday is Anthony Kumia and I have Opie and Anthony.
	It's funny how that's how he's known when Opie is such a useless piece of shit.
	I mean, they should have just quit while they were ahead.
	Well, I don't know if they should quit.
	Well, quit.
	They were fired.
	Yeah, well, I mean, the best way to not get fired, just quit.
	I don't know.
	I don't know what the answer is.
	But the weight of the Open Empathy show, it was too heavy.
	You know, it was like Sisyphus pushing up a rock up the hill.
	So, I don't know.
	I mean, this could be the last show.
	Okay, it seems kind of negative, but we'll get to that.
	I'm currently on a drug called Purple Works Nutrition.
	I take it every day before I go work out.
	Today I worked out listening to songs like, This is how legends are made, which is hysterical when you see my Grover body lifting weights.
	But thanks to Purple Works Nutrition, my Grover body is phenomenally less grovery than it's supposed to be.
	I finally have shoulders for the first time in my life.
	The gut is an issue.
	But my trainer says I would have to cut out the burgers I have every day for lunch and the pizza I have every night for dinner and the seven beers I drink on nights where I've decided not to drink.
	And I'm like, do you have any other plans?
	Because cutting out beer and bread is not happening.
	Although, I had a billion-dollar idea today.
	You know how you go to dinner with a woman and she'll have the cheeseburger?
	I just did this with Ann Coulter, where her friend Dave at the Beach Cafe gave me this cool, I think it's Grease.
	Grease in America flag.
	And they take the buns off and they just eat the cheeseburger with the meat, right?
	A compromise for that is wraps.
	Wraps are very big, W-R-A-P-S, where they think that it's less bread, or less calories.
	It is less bread.
	And they love those.
	Now, I just had three hot dogs for lunch, and conscious of my growing belly, I was like, fuck, I wish there wasn't so much bread on these hot dog buns.
	New invention.
	Ladies hot dogs.
	We wouldn't call them that.
	Low-carb hot dog buns.
	And it's just, it's the same as a hot dog bun, but just like two-thirds of the bread gone.
	It's flat, it's small, and it's a little bit more than a hot dog.
	Now, obviously, if you're having Oktoberfest Wiener Schnitzel, you want a big bun to hold that shit together.
	But if you're just having a normal hot dog, you don't need a big fat bun.
	There should be ladies' diet buns.
	Like a scooped bagel.
	Yes.
	Or this.
	Yummy.
	No.
	Oh.
	That's gross and gay and boring.
	See, it's for men.
	I would never call it the ladies' buns.
	Slim buns?
	Man buns.
	Skinny bun?
	Skinny bun hot dog buns?
	That looks like almond fish.
	What about Asian ass hot dog buns?
	They're not known for having big buns.
	That's true.
	Chinese girl.
	What about geisha girl hot dog buns?
	Geisha buns.
	Anyway, I got to work on the name.
	But that's a fun thing.
	What are those hot dogs?
	I mean, pankings?
	Yes, they are hot dogs.
	Well, are they?
	Who knows?
	I don't know if that counts as a hot dog.
	So, anyway, Purple Works Nutrition.
	I use promo code Gavin, 15% off.
	Try out their new formula, which I'm on currently.
	I say I'm on, but the only thing that's left is maybe a bit of a caffeine buzz.
	Invictus is the stuff I do every day.
	And I got to say, we did three rounds of, you know, chest presses and lunges and shit and pull-ups and all that.
	Some weird one with the bar where you go chin, not all the way down, forehead all the way down, chin, not all the way down.
	That one was brutal.
	But I do all the things like three times total.
	They were easier the second time.
	Hmm.
	This is how legends are made.
	I was saying to the trainer today, I go, to even get on page 35 of Muscle and Fitness Magazine, which I wouldn't call a legend, I'd have to go for their senior section, take testosterone every day, and quit my job and work 40 hours a week at the gym for three years.
	And then I may get on the last part of the senior section.
	Not exactly legend.
	So this is not how legends are made.
	This is how you get in shape and be a better person.
	You're pretty legendary.
	I've seen your bod.
	It's not bad, dude.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Like, you have separation.
	I hate that picture because I hate my beard in it.
	And you're in the bathroom, which is kind of, I don't know.
	Yeah.
	It's a little bit.
	And my stomach is way better than that now.
	Is it?
	Yeah.
	That was when I first started doing sit-ups.
	Wow.
	That's actually not bad, you have a good Whatever.
	No, you're vascular.
	Speaking of me, by the way, that's enough of the commercial.
	There's a new movie out called It's Not Funny Anymore, which premiered in Montreal last night and features the G-Dog.
	And it's all about hipster to Hitler.
	And the filmmaker offered to screen it here.
	So I suggest we watch it on a green screen and do live commentary.
	And of course, if it's a hit piece, I'm going to beat him up.
	Nice.
	And he'll be here so we can, yeah, bring Maddie.
	Oh, you thought that was funny, huh?
	We have some mail speaking of, oh, maybe I'll save that for the mailbag.
	Yeah, you open mail in the mailbag.
	It's just distracting seeing it here.
	I'll get it off camera.
	It's a drama, huh?
	So we've got some fun packages to open when we get to that.
	We'll be talking about Kamala and Trump, of course.
	Obviously, we're focusing on those two for the next less than two weeks, I believe.
	What is it today?
	It's October 22nd.
	I think we're down to 13 fucking days.
	So that's tense.
	But before we do get all serious, I like to start on things relatively light.
	If you're new to the show, you know that people come here for opinions about movies that are about a year old.
	Cutting Edge.
	I don't know if you ever heard of Fungus the Bogeyman by Raymond Briggs, but it's about slime people who live underground.
	And they like their news old.
	They also like their beds wet and slimy and other stuff like that.
	So I give you ancient news when it comes to movie reviews.
	Don't expect me to be at the premiere, but if I'm bored out of my mind and the kids are asleep and I'm sick of watching like police arrest videos and political stuff right before I go to bed or even the penguin, I end up having nightmares.
	So I was like, what's something light and fluffy that will make me laugh?
	And I started playing with my balls.
	And I had a good giggle and I thought, what would be funnier than that?
	Someone who doesn't like their balls.
	So I put on Will and Harper, which, by the way, every time I hear the word Harper, I think of those twins.
	Harper, come here.
	Charlie, Charlie.
	Hopper, Charlie.
	Harper, Harper, Taddy.
	Who's Harper?
	Harper.
	Oh, that's Charlie.
	Oh, Charlie, come on.
	You know he's fucking with him.
	Oh, no, Daddy, Daddy, Harper, Hopper, Charlie.
	Daddy, Hopper, Charlie.
	You know what I love about that age?
	They don't like it when you giggle at them and they don't like being filmed.
	It's like hot chicks.
	They don't like you talking about how hot they are.
	They're like, actually, I'm a photographer.
	Do you want to talk about my photography?
	No, your photography sucks.
	Okay, but that's really what I am.
	I'm not a model.
	I'm a photographer.
	And two-year-olds are like, I'm not actually a cute little kid.
	I'm actually a cool, heavy shit dude.
	Like, I have a video of my youngest boy when he's maybe one, and he's having a mint and he's going, ooh, pisy, pisy, meaning spicy.
	So I start filming him and I can see him be like, hey, mom, and he runs over to say that it's pisy.
	They don't like that.
	So, or even with, oh, it's a fart.
	Pull that up.
	He's like, oh, you don't know what that sound is?
	Yeah, it's a fart.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's not literally a fart.
	I'm sitting on a whoopee cushion, but the sound you're hearing is in the fart family.
	And when he sees the camera, he doesn't look that.
	He's like, oh, you're filming.
	Oh, that's, I'm teaching you about flatulence and.
	I could watch that 1,100 times.
	Oh, Elfart.
	Anyway, you can, you know what?
	If you want to watch Will and Harper, just close your eyes and predict what it is, and you're correct.
	And the funny thing about it, too, is I didn't really realize that Will's kind of a homo himself.
	He grew up in California, which is already gay.
	His dad was never around, which is twice as gay.
	So child of a single mom on the West Coast, and his parents were in the arts.
	Homo.
	Pussy.
	He's basically a girl.
	He's gay.
	And there's a reason why he's always playing the crybaby loser, like in that Mark Wahlberg show where they're loser dad's stepfather or something.
	The reason they cast him that way is because that's who he is.
	So this guy barely stops blubbering the entire fucking film.
	They're both crying their eyes out.
	And I'm watching it.
	It's just a normal, funny Jewish guy, kind of caustic, kind Of mean, and he's decided he's a woman.
	No, you're not.
	And I'm watching it going.
	He's like, I like wearing dresses and I like wearing high heels.
	And I'm like, so did Prince.
	Like, just be glam.
	Just be a New York doll.
	Just be a twisted sister.
	You don't have to play this game.
	Like, look what he's wearing right there.
	That's a lot of guys in New York.
	You're just like an eccentric glam dude.
	He's not trying to fuck anyone either.
	He's 61.
	He has no libido.
	So why crowbar this in?
	Anyway, he goes, I love America.
	I used to always go on road trips.
	I'm not sure if America loves me.
	What?
	And he has spotlight syndrome, which I'll get to later on.
	Wajah Hat Ali has it too.
	We have a segment today called Wajahat the Ass Hat.
	But like he goes to some biker bar in Indiana somewhere, and he walks in and everyone goes, well, A, it's a small town bar and they don't know who you are.
	B, there's obviously cameras there.
	If I'm seeing it, it's not a spy cam.
	So that's weird.
	And then C, when like Texans or someone in the Midwest or someone in the South sees cameras and a drag queen, they figure it's a Sasha Baron Cohen.
	I'm getting set up to be racist thing or prejudiced or a fucking dumb redneck.
	So they're dubious and skeptical, as they should be, because the North looks down on, or the Northeast looks down on everyone.
	Midwest, it's a coastal thing.
	The coastals look down on everyone in the middle and the south, right?
	So then they start liking them.
	Hey, what's going on?
	Oh, you're transitioning?
	Cool, cool.
	You got to understand, too, in the Rust Belt, like one of their brothers is a junkie who sucks dicks for money.
	Their cousin's a fag.
	This isn't the craziest thing in the world.
	They know a lot of weirdos.
	You think you're, oh, I'm from New York City.
	I have a monopoly in weirdo.
	Oh, and another thing about it, he will not shut up about his fucking self.
	How is this affecting your kids?
	How did this affect your wife?
	No, it's me.
	And he has questions like, do you have any questions to ask me?
	Do you feel that you have to act differently around me?
	Me, me, my pronouns, me, me, me.
	We don't give a shit about you.
	You know, he has kind of Larry David legs too.
	You know, those bow legs that some older Jewish men seem to get.
	So in a dress, it looks preposterous and not remotely feminine.
	Imagine Larry David in a dress.
	Oh, and another thing, he goes to this Texas All-I-Can-Eat steakhouse, and he reads tweets later that are like, who the fuck is with Will?
	What is that creature?
	And he's like, do you know how hurtful that is?
	These tweets live inside of me.
	Meanwhile, he looked like absolute shit.
	He looked like he just fell out of a coconut tree, as Kamala Harris would say.
	He's got a top bun that's all straight.
	He has no makeup on.
	Like, you see an ugly old man in drag.
	It could look like your grandma if he tried.
	But no, just a train wreck of a hungover fuckface.
	And he's like, people were staring.
	Play some of this fucking thing.
	This is how trannies are made.
	This is how megalomaniacs are made.
	Worried about how to talk to me when I'm shooting out to you.
	And then it's like, yeah, I guess.
	I mean, if I was him, I would have said, well, I mean, we were good friends, so I thought I'd hang out with you.
	But I was a little worried that I would hate this new you and think you're being disingenuous and we'd have to cancel the trip.
	And then, of course, my career would be over and I would be canceled and so would my family.
	Like the whole we are victims thing with the trannies.
	We get canceled if we make fun of you.
	You can go into a redneck bar and people are like, so what's going on?
	What's your name?
	And then, by the way, at that redneck bar, a bunch of Native Americans show up and with a beer bucket upside down do this Native American song for him.
	Ooh, the racist Nazi bar.
	Because there's a Confederate flag and a Trump flag on the wall.
	And then, of course, Will starts crying.
	Like, at one point, they meet the governor of Indiana, and the governor of Indiana is against puberty blockers and other shit.
	That doesn't mean they don't like you, dude.
	They don't want kids.
	Like, if you're against kids getting tattoos, it doesn't mean you're against tattoos.
	Right.
	And does Harper even take those drugs?
	We don't get into it.
	Right.
	I guarantee not, because I could look at the voice is like this.
	What the fuck?
	So he wouldn't even know what that is.
	And you're 61.
	I don't give a fuck.
	You could take heroin.
	Go ahead.
	Chop your dick.
	Nobody gives a shit about you.
	It's like I was saying yesterday with Brianna Wu.
	She's like, most of these people just see me as meat.
	They don't even want me to exist.
	And I'm like, I'm at my kids' little league game.
	It's make or break for the Mets tonight.
	You're not even close to my radar.
	Unless you're the umpire, I don't give a fuck.
	Yeah.
	A little nervous.
	There are no ground rules with friends.
	I'm telling you.
	I invite any friend of mine to ask me these questions.
	I am not afraid to talk about it.
	Imagine I said that.
	I invite any friend.
	You're probably wondering what it's like to have a big mustache.
	Go ahead, ask me.
	I don't even care.
	Anyone out there, by the way, when you're talking about, He's not even trying.
	He just looks like an old hippie with long hair.
	Looks like the feast for dead.
	As a female driver, that's actually a good joke.
	That's the dumbest.
	Oh, fuck you.
	Sing.
	But I am.
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	Laugh Out Loud Funny?
	Yeah, it's not exactly the trip with Steve Coogan.
	There's the bar I was talking about.
	Shaking hands.
	And then he realizes, oh, I thought America would hate me.
	And now I'm realizing I was scared that I would hate myself.
	And then, of course, they both burst into tears.
	It's a comedy, but not in the way it's intended to be.
	He looks genuinely sorry, too.
	He's like, oh, shit, I don't.
	I've just been on Earth.
	I'm sorry.
	I'd never been to Plutonia or whatever fucking planet you're from.
	Plutonia?
	Pluton?
	No, Plutonia is a moon off of Juquankathan.
	Out of bro, though.
	The she, but that's okay.
	Sorry.
	Everybody's being held hostage by this freak.
	Yes.
	And Will calls him she in every scene.
	And it's, I'm sorry.
	It's just jarring.
	He's not remotely feminine.
	That's the other thing, too.
	His personality has not changed one iota.
	You could tell that he was like a laid-back Jewish guy from New York via the Midwest, and he wrote caustic, dry humor, and he appreciated the American working class.
	That's who you are as a broad now.
	But you have a dress on that looks silly.
	At one point he goes, I bought a house for $10,000 in like a washed out, desolate part of the desert, and I bought it so I could prance around there and be in women's clothes.
	What?
	This is probably around the age where I started to feel just kind of weird.
	Yeah.
	How about your kids?
	Do they feel weird?
	I used to come out to these kind of places before, and then I transitioned and I got a little afraid.
	You know what I'm saying?
	By the way, stop.
	We explained the demolition derby we were at, where everyone is afraid.
	That's the culture.
	You want to fucking go?
	It's like a Nazi skinhead rally.
	Not politically, but the same level of fucking malevolence.
	I'm not really afraid of these people.
	Crying.
	I'm afraid of hating these corners.
	That's a very salient.
	I'm afraid of Gavin ridiculing me.
	What the WAP means now?
	Like, look how he's dressed.
	Did you see that?
	Cannonballs?
	You know how old ladies love doing cannonballs in the pool?
	You know how you and your grandmother are always doing cannonballs, Ryan?
	Yeah.
	They love cannonballs.
	We like belly floppies.
	It's not Mother's Day if I'm not doing a cannonball with Lolly, as she calls herself now.
	My mother is changing her name.
	She doesn't like grandma and grandpa with my nieces and nephews.
	They have to call her Lolly and Pop.
	So it was her birthday the other day, and I said to my kids, call not Nana, but Lolly, and wish her happy birthday.
	And my 11-year-old's like, okay, hi, Lolly, happy birthday.
	And my dad's like, what?
	No one let him in on this new name because she likes it.
	It spells Lolly Pop.
	Yeah.
	I like that too.
	Alrighty.
	I got you ready.
	I got you ready.
	Uh oh.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh.
	Dunkin' Donuts.
	No.
	We've not done one fun thing.
	Name one fun thing we've done.
	That's funny.
	Will Smith is funny?
	Will Smith.
	Will O'Farrell.
	He's fucking funny.
	They should do a sequel where they're like in Europe and stuff.
	It's called Will and Abroad Abroad.
	How about Will on a road trip and Harper stays home and whines about any questions?
	Yeah, I have a question I want to ask you, Harper.
	Why don't you stay home?
	You suck.
	You're a boring mentally ill megalomaniac who should just dress like Prince and David Bowie and no one fucking cares.
	Get him out of here.
	Get out.
	Miss Jen.
	I'm not offended.
	I'm not freaked out.
	I'm not a homophobe.
	John.
	Hey, John.
	Muslim guy.
	No.
	It's a different way of life.
	You know, I was driving around my neighborhood in the suburbs, and there's all this like Prop 8, which is a huge pro-baby killing bill.
	And every lawn sign in my neighborhood says go prop or prop one, I guess.
	And Black Lives Matter, of course, and we need a female president.
	And I'm like, you're in your grandmother's America.
	Do you think we were offended when Maggie Thatcher was prime minister?
	Like, what is this?
	Oh, hell no.
	I ain't having no black president.
	Besides Obama, of course.
	Hell no, I don't want no woman leader of the free world.
	Besides Maggie Thatcher, of course.
	They're like, blacks and women are not second-class citizens.
	Thanks, time traveler.
	You know that you're in 2024, right?
	And your arguments are about 100 years old.
	Or your vision of America, sorry.
	Your grandma's America is a good episode title.
	Okay.
	This ain't your grandma's America.
	This ain't Lolly's America, boy.
	Oh yeah, Lolly, I'm sorry.
	I deadnamed.
	You deadnamed her.
	Oh, my God.
	They get so emotional about dead naming, too.
	And then the waiters and waitresses who are generally immigrants in this country and they don't know our stupid rules we made up an hour ago.
	You know what?
	I had another theory about it, too.
	It's like women don't like to do their homework, which is why they love astrology more than astrophysics.
	So they came up with some dumb rule, like you can't use the letter B on Tuesdays.
	And then when you go, so yeah, he's going to be and they go, it's she.
	Yeah.
	And you're not allowed to do that anymore.
	And you're like, oh, okay, I broke your two-hour old rule.
	So anyway, these waiters and waitresses call him he, and he's like, oh, ma'am.
	And then he has Will go, hi, you know me, Will Farrell.
	And this is my friend, Miss Harper.
	She's a lady.
	Okay, you're not really passing when the most famous person in the world has to introduce you as a little lady.
	Anyway, sorry, a lot of fucking.
	Last time I had dinner with Anne, she said, can we do less gay stuff, please?
	Speaking of prejudice and bigotry, here is a change my background to sprinkles, but you don't have to do the whole sprinkles thing.
	Here is a gimp getting on stage and everyone yelling, boo, fuck you, just because.
	I mean, you're in a wheelchair too?
	Because even though someone is funny, we are so backwards as a society here in 1945 that we won't give him a chance and we will tell him to fuck off no matter how funny he is.
	It's just the way we are.
	Yeah.
	You by yourself?
	Let's fucking go, dude.
	Can I ask why you're in the chair?
	Oh, I'm like Aaron Delio was not as bad.
	Let's fucking go.
	Are you a comedian as well?
	Do you try?
	Have you done it before?
	Do you want to come up right now and tell a joke?
	What's your name, man?
	Avery.
	Where are you from?
	He's not telling you that this is a make-a-wish.
	I'm going to just give you a quick little intro and maybe just knock out a few jokes and then we'll keep the show trucking along.
	How long can you stand before something happens?
	We're going to find out I've never stood before.
	He's like, I like stand-up, but not the standing part of it.
	That would be another good one, yeah.
	I like stand-up.
	I just can't do it.
	I'm not funny, and I can't stand.
	And you can't stand me.
	Okay, this is a serious episode, so we have a lot of serious stuff.
	If you want to party, that's Mondays and Thursdays.
	And Fridays.
	And Wednesdays and Fridays.
	This is the only non-fun day of the week.
	And I'll tell you what, I'm having a whale of a time.
	That's the last day, too, so why not go out with a bang?
	Let's be real about what's happening in the world before we depart.
	And we never come back.
	It's true.
	Seems a little melodramatic.
	Are you just upset about something?
	What's your problem today?
	Well, basically, I think the company has been getting too big.
	So, you know, managing that, and there's numerous issues.
	It's like controlling content, and it's just too much for us to bear.
	So we're just going to not do it.
	But we could scale it back.
	So we'll start from the beginning.
	I'll drive around in an RV and do shows like that.
	Okay.
	There's too many cops, too many robbers.
	It just seems a little melodramatic to me.
	Who knows?
	This just happened.
	I think you go back to the normal news thing.
	This is Sunday the 21st, I believe, the anniversary of the Nyack shooting.
	I had big plans for this.
	There's a bar in Nyack where they celebrate the two guys who died there, a black cop and a white cop.
	I, of course, forget their names because I'm a piece of shit.
	What is their names?
	One of them has a funny name, like Chippy.
	If they were black and we were black, we would know their names and have shirts.
	Yes.
	Joanna Morello.
	Of course, it's daily news, so this is super lefty.
	She's a big Black Lives Matter lefty, but an absolute raging smoke show.
	Keep going down.
	There they are.
	Edward O'Grady and Officer Waverly Brown.
	They have a funny name.
	Who's the other guy?
	Peter.
	He's a Brinksguard, Peter Page.
	Oh, yeah, the Brinks Guard.
	So this was the Weather Underground.
	This was Bill Ayers guys.
	This was Chessa Bowdoin.
	You know, the DA, the Soros-funded DA.
	He had to be raised by Bill Ayers because, change my background, I said, because the Bowdoin family was involved in murdering cops.
	What was it?
	40 years ago today?
	What does that say?
	How long ago was it?
	1981.
	So it was at whatever.
	81, 91, 2001, 2021.
	So 33 years.
	43 years, of course.
	40?
	Oh, fudge.
	43 years ago on Sunday.
	And these dumb revolutionaries, this was really big in the late 60s, early 70s.
	They're a little late to the game.
	They blew themselves up a couple times making bombs.
	And it was all about the class war and the revolution.
	They're all overeducated, boomer cunts.
	And they decided, well, the revolution needs money.
	Not for us, though.
	For black revolutionaries.
	Like the fucking Simbaese army or whatever they were called that kidnapped Patty Hearst.
	What the hell were they called?
	So fucking.
	And they didn't have a plan either.
	They were just like, Africa, black power, motherfucker.
	Yeah, we got to rise up.
	And that was it.
	You know?
	The Symbianese Liberation Army.
	Yes.
	So they murdered a Brinks truck security guard, stole 1.6 million.
	Like, these guys have helmets on and stuff, so you got to get your rifle up under the back of their fucking protective neck covering and really explode their brains to be able to pull this off for the blacks.
	Like, you talk about ethnomasochism and white guilt.
	That includes killing black police officers, by the way.
	I guess they deserve to die because they work for the white man.
	And they made it all the way up over the Tappanzee Bridge, now ironically called the Cuomo Bridge.
	Andrew Cuomo released one of the bitches who did this.
	I forget her name, but she became the fucking finance officer at Black Lives Matter, where together they embezzled millions of dollars.
	He released her.
	What was her name again?
	Her name was Kathy Boudin.
	Kathy Boudin.
	Chessa Boudin's son, who she'd never raised because she was in prison for murdering black people to raise money for black people.
	Real smart stuff with these fucking radical lefty nut bars.
	But yeah, so Cuomo forgives her for her crimes, names the bridge after her dad, his dad, Mario Cuomo, which is naming it after your family.
	So imagine you're one of the officers family, and the bridge you take to work, you cross every single day, no matter what, is now named after the family that released your father's murderer.
	Can you get a bigger fuck you, please?
	Anyway, there's a bar in NIAC that has the black guy, O'Grady, and the other guy.
	God, I'm bad with these things.
	Remember, Ryan, mural coming up.
	We're making a mural on this wall here of all the fallen officers that we've always forget to name and other victims of radical leftists and Muslim psychos like the little boy who was killed in the Boston bombing.
	Edward O'Grady and Waverly Brown.
	You know who I might be able to get on the show for Veterans Day?
	Remember the greatest beer run ever where the guy went to Vietnam to bring the guys a beer?
	Oh, yeah.
	And I've always thought, you get a beer, you're in the jungles of Vietnam, and you're like, oh, you got me a PBR, awesome.
	And then you hold it, and it's searing hot.
	I mean, you'd sort of be, that's like a chick with a dick.
	You'd be like, ah, oh.
	I think I might go, all right, thank you.
	I'm going to wait till we get ice, and that'll be my treat that I'm saved from a B-day.
	Whoa.
	Oh, good.
	She's dead.
	Bye, bitch.
	The life and mourning are loss of our founder.
	Thanks.
	Wow.
	So she's like an honored person?
	We should go there with Fred Phelps.
	We should have gone there with Fred Phelps.
	God hates Marxist murderers.
	So we'll discuss that more at the Cops and Robbers Show, which is every Thursday.
	Our second sponsor for today's show is, of course, Nita Fashions.
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	That was a joke.
	I made it clear, but you're fucking retarded out there.
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	It is the 22nd today.
	So today is their last day in Palm Beach, California.
	And then the only people who have any hope is Los Angeles, probably the lamest city in the world.
	I feel sorry for you if you live out there in that shithole of traffic and dummies who hug you all the time and tell you you're beautiful.
	The worst thing about Will Farrell is that he's associated with that part of the world.
	But that's a tangent, sorry.
	So three days in LA.
	And if you're not in LA, you're lucky.
	But secondly, contact them on their Instagram.
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	When I get home, I don't change out of my suit.
	I don't want to.
	It doesn't feel more comfortable.
	It's not like I'm dying to put on basketball shorts and Crocs because I'm so uncomfortable.
	And I've had suits that I bought off the rack before, and I was sweating.
	Like, the beauty of this, too, is you get like a linen suit for the summer.
	There's a male model they work with.
	You get a big thick suit for the winter.
	Back in New York, that's great.
	Why wouldn't I wear Anita Fashions suit to Anita Fashions fitting?
	That was fucking irritating.
	What a moron.
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	That's their Instagram, Nita.fashions.
	And you can look almost as sexy as me.
	Adderall is evil.
	I mean, I could do a whole podcast about this, a whole episode.
	I'll do Adderall once every couple months.
	I'll do a quarter of a pill if I have to do like taxes or something incredibly boring and strenuous, or if I'm doing like three interviews.
	But it's meth.
	It's speed.
	It's more intense than cocaine.
	Cocaine, you do a bump, and I don't recommend cocaine, especially during the fentanyl epidemic.
	But cocaine, you do a bump, and you're a chatty Kathy for what?
	15 minutes?
	20 minutes?
	With Adderall, it's like nine hours.
	And our buddy Brown David, I've told you this before.
	He was madly in love with a woman.
	She was doing it a lot.
	She was in college.
	They were going to get married.
	She died of a heart attack.
	And the news doesn't show you this because Pfizer is sponsoring the news.
	Big Pharma is sponsoring the news.
	So you're not allowed to criticize pharmaceuticals on the news because those guys are all pussies.
	And the fact that I keep hearing about my friends talking about giving it to their kids, like, yes, his grades will improve if he's on Adderall.
	His grades will improve if he's on meth.
	His grades will improve if he's on speed.
	So you're making a kid a drug addict so the teacher will look better and have to do less work because he stayed up all night reading 10 textbooks.
	Thanks.
	Ugh.
	Thank you.
	So someone sent us this, 1.5.
	So the original poster limits their things, but in the thread, I think this is what we're looking for here.
	If anybody's making it possible for me to go to the grocery store, buy everything on my list, and only a handful of things not on my list, get home from the store and put the grocery away without getting so overwhelmed and disoriented, I feel like having a panic attack.
	Yeah, you've got bigger fish to fry.
	They make me feel calm and patient.
	I feel like they make me feel fresh.
	They'll take a nash.
	No, they don't.
	They make me follow through on super basic low-stakes things.
	Yeah, so like it's an emergency drug for crazy shit.
	Make me realize that unlocking my bike, putting my bike helmet, locking my bike up actually takes less time than waiting at the bus stop.
	Whereas without amphetamines, those minor steps make biking feel insurmountably complicated.
	Like I don't want to deal with this person.
	It's a complete mental patient.
	They're not a good example of the dangers of Adderall, but.
	There's more.
	Like if I had to, if I got a gig, hey man, we have a gig for you $3 million a year.
	Holy shit.
	Well, I'm quitting censored.
	Bye, guys.
	No, I'd probably do both.
	But I go, what's the downside?
	It's football commentary.
	Shit.
	Now I could see taking Adderall and going on a two-week bender where I try to learn everything there is to know about football.
	That's a crazy emergency weird thing.
	We're giving our kids this.
	Look at the amphetamines have written themselves a little bit.
	You know, people talk about when they quit, too, and they're like fucking totally disoriented and depressed.
	Nothing like a 2,000-word rant about how much you love amphetamines.
	Go back.
	See, everyone gets it.
	The comments or the...
	Okay.
	Wait, you were there.
	All work and no Adderall makes Jack a dull boy.
	Amphetamines are a good way to avoid admitting you dislike.
	Something.
	I would take something far stronger than Adderall to get me to read that manifesto, Tweaker manifesto.
	You feel euphoric for an hour, and then a few days later, you don't feel anything.
	See, fuck off.
	And there's like several different subjects here.
	One is, is it acceptable to ever do them?
	Sort of.
	Like, about once every two weeks, I'll get shit face drunk and wake up with my boots on.
	That's not the end of the world.
	It's not great.
	But it's indulging in a drug.
	But like giving whiskey to kids, which is basically what you're doing in reverse, it's fucking depraved.
	I don't know why I included that in today's news, to be honest.
	It's one of these news stories I've been bouncing around for several weeks, and I thought I'd get to it today.
	This is much more exciting.
	Big John's wife was from Guyana.
	It's a weird country, I think, like near Brazil in the top of South Africa.
	Is it near Venezuela?
	I think it was, but then...
	So they went somewhere else.
	A lot of Packies.
	I think it's the only country in the world that has no majority.
	There's like equal number, blacks, browns, whites, Chinese, everything.
	Kumbaya.
	So some British ponce is grilling the president of Guyana.
	Can you look up where Guyana is, please?
	Yes.
	That would be an obvious.
	Dirty Guyana.
	That's a pun.
	No, it's not.
	It's not?
	It's wordplay.
	A pun is not wordplay.
	Yes, it literally is.
	I think there's a distinction.
	Yeah, so it's at the top there.
	I don't know much about it.
	It's probably, I don't know, it's probably wealthy.
	You got a bunch of arable land there.
	You got tourism.
	You got Nazis helping you fix things.
	And you got a lot of pachyderms.
	So let's see how he handles this British cunt.
	Who, you can tell by his accent, he's a classist-rich kid.
	He works at BBC.
	So he just assumes he's talking to some dumb turd worlder.
	Over the next decade, two decades, it is expected that there will be $150 billion worth of oil and gas extracted off your country.
	Oh, no.
	It's an extraordinary figure.
	But think of it in practical terms.
	That means, according to many experts, more than 2 billion tons of carbon emissions will come from your seabed, from those reserves.
	Okay, now do China, now do Russia into the atmosphere.
	Now do India.
	If you as a head of state went to the COP right there, let me stop you right there.
	Do you know that Guyana has a forest forever that is the size of England and Scotland combined, a forest that stores 19.5 gigatons of carbon, a forest that we have kept alive, a forest that we have kept alive?
	Does that give you the right?
	Does that give you the right to release all of this forest?
	Does that give you the right?
	What have you done, bitch?
	Can you start the Industrial Revolution?
	I'm not against it, but if we're going to start playing tit for tat here on climate change, I am going to lecture you on climate change because we have kept this forest alive that stores 19.5 gigatons of carbon that you enjoy, that the world enjoy, that you don't pay us for, that you don't value, that you don't see a value in, that the people of Guyana has kept alive.
	Guess what?
	We have the lowest deforestation rate in the world.
	And guess what?
	Even with our greatest exploration of the oil and gas resource we have now, we will still be net zero.
	Guyana will still be net zero.
	With law of exploration, we will still be net zero.
	No, no, just powerful, powerful words, Mr. President.
	I'm not completed as yet.
	I am not finished as yet.
	I am just not finished as yet.
	Because this is a hypocrisy that exists in the world.
	The world in the last 50 years has lost 65% of all its biodiversity.
	We have kept our biodiversity.
	Are you valuing it?
	Are you ready to pay for it?
	When is the developed world going to pay for it?
	Or are you in the pockets?
	Are you in the pockets of those who have damaged the environment?
	Are you in the pockets?
	Are you in your system in the pockets?
	Oh, no, he's Muslim.
	And now lecturing us.
	Are you in their pockets?
	Are you paid by them?
	I wish I didn't see that last part.
	I guess it's possible he's not.
	Can you look him up?
	Most people named Muhammad Ali are pretty darn Muslim.
	What are you doing?
	Look up a few.
	Over the nick.
	Look up.
	President of Guyana Muslim.
	You just click on the tweet we just watched?
	Oh, fuck.
	Okay.
	Second chance at redemption.
	I have a bad feeling their flag sucks.
	Is he like super Muslim or like?
	Guyana flag.
	If it's just a map of the country, you get an F in flags.
	Oh, it's cool.
	I like that.
	It's got a Jamaican vibe, South African vibe.
	Looks like an arrow.
	Oh, it is a yellow arrowhead.
	All right.
	So just convert or die and we're good to go.
	Speaking of leaders of color, okay, jump to 1-8.
	Everyone remembers this Scottish dude, right?
	He's the head of the Scottish National Party, like the separatists, the Quebec Separatists who want Scotland to become independent.
	And his focus was, he's done now, but his focus was the lack of brown people in Scotland, the coldest and least brown-friendly environment, I don't mean people, in the world.
	It's my culture.
	It is never not raining.
	I used to spend the summers there when I was a kid.
	And one July, not the whole summer, but like a good three, four weeks.
	One summer, one July, it rained every fucking day.
	Not all day, but every day.
	So by the end, I was like, please rain, please rain, because I wanted to have a perfect record.
	Brown people don't like it there.
	It's never not fucking freezing.
	It's so cold, and it's not like a Russian cold or a Canadian cold.
	It's like a constant chill.
	Like it's the only place I've ever been where wearing a sweater underneath your blazer in a suit is totally reasonable.
	That's the guy.
	Hamza Youssef.
	What's his name?
	What's his role?
	First minister of the SNP or something?
	Zoom out there.
	Leader of the Scottish National Party.
	So he was successful.
	This worked for a time.
	Scotland are filled.
	Most senior positions in Scotland are filled almost exclusively by those who are white.
	Take my portfolio alone.
	The Lord President, white.
	The Lord Justice Clark.
	So obviously Scotland is not independent, but they have their own parliament, a fake parliament.
	Look at the ridiculous architecture.
	I guess it's supposed to be an homage to Charles Rennie McIntosh.
	I heard it was designed by a Spanish architect and therefore was not prepared for the endless buckets of rain that happened in Glasgow, so it began leaking immediately and had to be torn down.
	It's fake.
	It's like Scottish money.
	It's fake.
	You're playing house.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, look at that Scottish room.
	Looks like a really cool classroom.
	Yeah.
	Go back to him.
	Or the advocate, white.
	The Master General, white.
	The Chief Constable, white.
	Every Deputy Chief Constable, white.
	Every assistant chief constable, white.
	The head of the Law Society, white.
	The head of the Faculty of Advocates, white.
	Every prison governor, white.
	And not just Justice.
	The Chief Medical Officer, white.
	The Chief Nursing Officer, the Chief Veterinary Officer, White.
	What can we do about that work adviser?
	White.
	Almost every trade union in this country headed by people who are white.
	In the Scottish Government, every Director General is white.
	Every chair of every public body is terrible.
	How is it in Japan?
	What percentage of politicians are Japan or Japanese?
	Can you tell me?
	Can you do the Congo and the new?
	Can we do fucking the Democratic Republic of the Congo and break down the politicians there?
	How many of them are fucking Icelandic?
	How many of them are fucking gingers?
	How many gingers you got in Afghanistan running that government and died hair doesn't account?
	Remember that band who did the whole poetry presentation of the Scottish Portraiture Museum?
	So Scotland is obviously incredibly old.
	They fought with the English for, I don't know, 600 years or something.
	And they've had aristocrats.
	They were a crucial part of the Industrial Revolution, which we just mentioned.
	And they had a lot of rich people at one time.
	Before it was made in Taiwan, it was made in Glasgow.
	And that means that their museums are stunning.
	And they have a lot of Scottish barons of industry who had portraits made of themselves.
	And now that those guys are done and no one, their family members don't give a shit, they have the National Portraiture Museum where it's a bunch of old rich white guys.
	So these African immigrates have an indie band where they're all worshiped.
	They probably get laid so much they have to put polysporn on their dick every morning.
	And they go there and one of the guys from the band does this presentation.
	I lampooned it here when I was at CRTV.
	Where he talks about how the room is all old, rich white men who don't care about him.
	What?
	Like, I don't get this whole mentality where you go to a white, impoverished, freezing cold place and say, why aren't there more blacks here?
	Well, because they don't want to go.
	Did you find it?
	No, I'm still looking.
	Do you remember the band?
	We did a...
	I don't remember the band, but...
	But this wasn't a song.
	This was a poem.
	There it is.
	This episode.
	147.
	Get off my.
	I'm wearing the same jacket.
	Spooky.
	Oh, that's fucking weird, by the way.
	That's years old.
	Did you even work here back then?
	Oh, no.
	Wait a minute.
	Let me see.
	No, that's at the studio even before you worked here.
	That was when David worked for us.
	I'm not sure because we both worked at that studio.
	Oh, yeah.
	I think I'm in this one.
	No?
	I think I joined in the middle of the day.
	Absolutely disrobed.
	Look, that's before I took Purpleworks Nutrition.
	You can see the difference in the shoulders.
	But go to the portraiture thing.
	All right.
	There we go.
	Yeah, that's what a painting is in a museum.
	All right, it's called Young Father's Scottish National Arts.
	Okay, so let's not watch me doing it.
	Just find the original just briefly, just to.
	Because it's the same concept.
	It's just such a weird thing.
	It shows you the audacity of immigrates.
	Can any of us imagine going to Japan outside of nips like Ryan?
	Hello.
	And bitching about the lack of fucking ugly old white guys who look like an otter fucked David Donald Sutherland with AIDS.
	Skip in the middle there.
	You're see a face like mine framed in gold hanging on the wall.
	Sorry.
	Have you taken all the space?
	Blame you guys.
	We don't have a lot of EDM in paintings here.
	Yeah, that's the other thing.
	He's got a slavery vibe.
	No, we didn't build this empire on slavery.
	It's Scotland, dummy.
	Forever, etched in gold.
	Where's a universal balance?
	Am I meant to admire the brushwork and the colors in the historical context without considering how you came to be here?
	And the people who look like me aren't.
	If I worked at this immigration in Scotland, I'd be like, okay, you're in, but is your son going to grow up being a douche who constantly complains about the lack of Africans here?
	Because otherwise, the deal's off.
	But anyway, I'm mad at white people for all of this because it works.
	This whining is effective.
	It should beget eye-rolling, but it begets apologies.
	And now we've got a guy in Australia doing it, 1-7.
	He cannot wait to complain about the lack of blacks in Australia.
	Australia pays an Indian migrant nearly $400,000 a year just for him to tell them there's too many white people in the country.
	So this is Jiri Sibaraman.
	Iri is asking, why is it there are so few people that look like me?
	So this bloke left India, moved to Australia, somehow got a top position in our government, now complains there aren't enough Indians.
	And he's getting paid $385,000 to say that, to say there's too many white people.
	He says the media, politics, the judiciary are held by white people.
	He's just cutting it.
	This is not the only instance of someone high up in Australian government being paid by Australian taxpayers advocating for higher Indian migration.
	Peter Varghese, who is the head of the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade, who headed the India Economic Strategy, said we should put more Indians in position of power in corporate and government roles.
	Mr. Varghese has said, I feel a strong connection to India.
	India was the birthplace of my parents.
	He was actually born in Kenya, so he wasn't even born in Australia or India, yet he still advocates for India's interests.
	There's two examples in this video of migrants working in the Australian government, advocating for the interests of a foreign government under the auspices of multiculturalism.
	To put it bluntly, I think these guys are threats to national security.
	I don't think anyone with loyalty to a nation other than Australia.
	These are all great points, but why'd you fucking all of a sudden put your hood up?
	And what is this mattress on its side behind you?
	Like, way to kill your whole message.
	You look like an insecure fuckface.
	Should be working inside the Australian government certainly should not be allowed to call for demographic changes to suit their foreign interests.
	You wrecked your point, Moron.
	Maybe it's a bait.
	Maybe it's bait so that way an Indian can be like, dude, you have a sideways mattress and your hood is up.
	And they're like, well, now let's open up what we think about what Indians consider normal.
	I think you should dig up the detective shitty drop.
	That's one of the worst theories I've ever heard.
	Are we pulling that up because there's no detective goody?
	Why does that guy have a scarf on his head?
	I don't like the shit hitting my face.
	You don't?
	No.
	They did a good job.
	All these people do.
	Yeah.
	That's you going for a walk.
	That's you investigating a crime in Lahore, Pakistan.
	This is my base of operations.
	Did you hear my Indian shark tank?
	No?
	Sharks?
	With this...
	Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun...
	Hello, sharks.
	Have you ever wondered, could we smell maybe a little bit better, buddy?
	With my new invention of not rolling in and not eating shit, we could...
	That's one of them.
	And the other one he passes around little blue plates and it's got no poop on it or anything.
	And then the sharks look at us like, I don't get it.
	Where is the poop?
	What am I going to smear on my face?
	That's just it.
	There is no poop.
	You would use something else to eat and rub on your face.
	Okay, the problem with your jokes is Indians don't eat feces.
	Their food is disgusting and there's shit on the ground.
	I can disprove that.
	I've seen plenty of video of them eating shitty.
	Indians eating feces.
	Oh, yeah.
	No.
	Indians.
	Yep.
	That was a big thing.
	Indians eating poop.
	Yes, my friend.
	Okay, so that's them eating the food.
	That's them eating shitty food.
	I've seen the eating of the shit.
	If you just bear with me, I'll...
	Okay, wait, wait.
	Here we go.
	Hindu man, tradition, cow poop cuisine.
	Yeah, you got that, yo.
	Okay, I don't think we're going to want to watch this.
	Don't care, I got it, I got it.
	I got it, I got it.
	So that's where Shark Tank comes in.
	All right, so let's move on.
	God bless him.
	Speaking of God, we don't have a background for the Lord Jesus.
	Every Friday, we let God control the show.
	I'll just show you what we do.
	We have a God wheel.
	You may or may not be familiar with this, and then we spin it.
	And our Lord and Savior tells us to talk about incompetence in aviation.
	And then we go and do that.
	So it's easy for me because I have all the stories ready, and I just let God decide.
	Friday's my day off.
	And God busts his ass.
	It's God's only podcast.
	Did you know that?
	There's shameless pottery.
	Does he control what is said on that?
	Well, I think Joe Heshemire invokes the Holy Spirit before he does his videos.
	Well, it's not the same as me.
	So here's a big change in the rules of free speech.
	Free thoughts are no longer allowed.
	If you go to 1.9, we have successfully prosecuted a woman for thinking things she shouldn't be thinking.
	Hello.
	We've just received the verdict from the judge in the case of Adam Smith Connor.
	She has found Adam guilty for his silent prayers.
	This is a shocking verdict.
	Adam, what would you like to say on receiving this verdict?
	Well, I just want to thank everyone for the support over the last two years since I was first accused of this thought crime on the 24th of November 2022.
	Psalm 22 verse 10 says, When my father and mother forsake me, then the Lord will take care of me.
	I served our great nation for 20 years as an Army Reservist.
	I continue to serve my local community as a physiotherapist and A church volunteer.
	I never imagined that the nation I love and has been so good to me in the past could turn on me for doing nothing more than offer up a prayer for my deceased son.
	I felt like my government had forsaken me, but the Lord has taken care of me, surrounded me with prayer, and provided me with an excellent legal team with ADF UK.
	I want to thank everyone who's been praying for justice in this court case.
	I've received messages of support from across Britain, America, Italy, and even in Bethlehem, the birthplace of Christ.
	Which is all Muslims today.
	Extremely saddened.
	Did you know that, Ryan?
	What?
	That it's all Muslims?
	Yeah.
	If you go to Bethlehem, the church, his birthplace, is surrounded with an iron-spiked fence, and then there's a sea of Muzzis around it, and they're doing the call to prayer.
	Yeah, that whole area is non-Christian now.
	Crazy.
	It is sad.
	But, you know.
	We have the church.
	You know, it extends.
	Those are important places, but we are also, we have church in the kingdom of heaven on earth in a sort.
	See?
	That's what, I mean, that's just Catholic doctrine.
	It's a dark and dangerous day for our nation, setting a legal precedence that thought crimes can occur in England.
	When George Orwell wrote 1984 in the year 1948, he meant it as a warning, not as a guidebook.
	It seems Orwell's predictive powers were off by 40 years, but apart from that, the notion of become established in the British legal system was sadly accurate.
	All right, we get it.
	We get it.
	So I think specifically, he's leaving out the detail where he did it next to an abortion clinic, which is a totally irrelevant detail, but the left would probably say, oh, you're leaving out what he was doing.
	So you were making women uncomfortable about killing babies by standing there and thinking thoughts.
	And it reminds me, I was going to mention this a little later in the show, but if you jump to 3.6, this is the same as the guy who was sentenced to two years in prison for an offensive sign that called the government corrupt and then was so terrorized within that Muslim prison that he killed himself.
	Wait, is that 3.6?
	Yes.
	And what's 3.5?
	Let's see.
	No, okay, that's not.
	Are there more 3.5?
	Look at Tommy Robinson's Twitter.
	I guess I didn't put this in the notes because we discussed it yesterday.
	But he had a picture of what he calls our first martyr of the revolution going on in the UK right now.
	Where keep going down, keep going down, keep going down, keep going down.
	That's what he looks like, yeah.
	Peter.
	Peter Lynch.
	I don't like when t-shirts get wider as you go down.
	So it's a I am and then Peter Lynch, smaller.
	And is it confirmed that he took his own life or is there some like...
	Is it so corrupt?
	What is taking your own life?
	What if you were raped so severely and beaten that, I don't know, you refused medical help?
	We don't know the details.
	We do know that when Tommy was in jail over there, Muslims tried to poison his food with feces, and they also threw boiling water at him, which he was able to deke out and then subsequently tune up the Malis who threw it at him.
	But yeah, Peter Lynch is the guy I'm thinking of, and his crime was, of course, criticizing the elites.
	You know how I say, this is a bit of a tangent, but we're talking about God, how I say that there was a message in aerial photographs that God thinks we're all linked, and whether it's a tree or your capillaries, they're mirrored for a reason.
	And people are like, that's fucking stupid, man.
	Things look like things.
	Big deal.
	And I, of course, ignore critics who shit on my opinion.
	But I thought this was interesting, 2-0.
	They zoom in on a leaf, and it looks exactly like zooming in on the earth.
	But with less Muslims.
	Cool.
	Crunchy.
	Okay.
	Hairy.
	Now those have become trees themselves.
	Now we have the rivers and the tributaries.
	And now we have little beaches, sandy areas just off the water where the water's washed away the foliage.
	Look, you could almost see houses there.
	And I thought, maybe, maybe my theory isn't so stupid.
	And then guess who else came up with this brilliant theory?
	Oh, my peer, my fellow philosopher, my fellow artist, a guy named Lenny da Vinci.
	Oh, Lenny, yeah.
	Deep in his notebook books, deep in his notebooks.
	Lenny da Vinci, an Italian Goomba, said that the human body is a scale model of Earth.
	You don't say.
	This is the kind of guy, these are the kind of niggas I roll with.
	We invent helicopters.
	We draw ladies with inimitable smiles.
	Look at that.
	Branching blood vessels were like tributaries flowing into rivers, which we just saw on the leaf, right?
	Expansion and contraction of breathing mirrored the ebb and flow of ocean tides.
	They say that with rock and roll, too, in music.
	It's mimicking your heartbeat.
	Erosion and deposition of sediment by rivers was like the deterioration of our blood vessels as we age.
	But then he went way beyond simple comparisons.
	He said, branching systems like tree branches and blood vessels and comparing the various angles, they spread out to get maximum coverage, right?
	In the same way.
	Now it gets a little out of my league.
	So he decides that guy's dick sucks.
	He decides that it's a macrocosm-microcosm analogy.
	We are the microcosm of the universe.
	That's a really little dipper.
	Apparently, the river flows into her scarf.
	She just kind of has a fight face.
	Did she just scrap?
	Did that guy just fucking sucker punch me for no reason?
	She scrapped.
	I'm happy at.
	I'm not scared.
	You should see the other guy.
	That guy doesn't know how to fight.
	The fuck.
	So this goes back to Mesopotamia, Mesopotamia, pre-Christ.
	Cosmology be found comparing the human body.
	Keep going.
	So then he gets into circling the square and the challenge of the physical realm and the metaphysical realm.
	This is where my IQ sort of taps out.
	But if you keep going down, his famous drawing, the Renaissance drawing, circles the square and it shows that the human body is both a circle and a square.
	This is now, we're reaching to the 130, 140 IQ where Gav starts to, where Scotty is in the Star Trek thing going, we haven't got enough power.
	Keep going.
	It's just a cool picture at the end there where he circles the square with the man.
	Keep going down?
	Yeah, that part.
	So anyway, you smarties can handle that, but I just thought it was interesting that my good friend and fellow genius, Lenny Da Vinci, agrees with me that God left his business card in various spots, including the anatomy of the human body and the anatomy of the human leaf.
	This is a good conclusion to read, I think.
	It's less heady.
	In other words, human beings do have a significant place in the universe, the unique place of uniting the earthly with the divine.
	And that's why, by the way, if you see me on the street and you want to take a selfie, by all means, I don't mind.
	I have no problem with you, the earthly people, having contact with the divine.
	Speaking of God, surrogates are illegal in Italy.
	I think they're ahead of us.
	Italy's weird.
	This chick Georgia, whatever her name is, she seems based, but she's not handling the borders very well, so I can't quite figure her out.
	But here's a gay, by the way.
	I don't have the right to become a parent, or even less so, by using a woman's body as a hired incubator.
	No one, gay, straight, or bisexual, has any such right.
	It is sick and depraved.
	I'm against it.
	You're creating an orphan from scratch and then adopting it.
	So you're not helping anyone.
	Fuck you.
	We can argue about adoption.
	I don't know.
	You have a propensity for pedophilia, so I'm a little uncomfortable with it, but at least there's an argument there.
	But creating an orphan, no, not cool.
	And what's the link there, he's got hooses on the veils.
	Uh-oh.
	So it might be this, Italy making surrogacy illegal.
	I mean, it's an interesting law to look up globally because I think it's illegal in Germany too, and they have all these parameters around it.
	But we've been pretty lax here in America.
	I think the only rule is you're not allowed to pay.
	So then you like buy her sister a car that she signs over to you.
	I don't know how it works, but you have to admit, seeing all these homosexuals at the hospital holding a newborn baby on their chest as the woman who gave birth to it is just like, oh, well, I guess that's my baby gone forever.
	Oh, that's normal.
	I mean, isn't that the kind of thing we frown upon two generations ago where we hear about these Irish orphanages where the baby was taken from the mother?
	It's even the plot of the omen where they took the baby away and they gave, they switched it out and they gave the woman Damien, the son of Satan, who was birthed by a dog in a graveyard or something.
	So it's in horror movies.
	It's fucking weird.
	The couple who had her got angry because they wanted her to have a natural birth they could watch and demanded she leave the hospital.
	She refused, so they cut her off.
	Parents hold debate while the mother's warned to the doctor she might bleed to death.
	The reality of surrogacy.
	There's your little friend for the last nine months.
	This is who cared you for the nine whole months so we could be a family.
	The buyer would.
	Bye-bye.
	While the mother openly weeps.
	Oh, I can't even.
	This is the worst thing in the world.
	It's fucking, especially when you have kids and you've been through this process.
	And by the way, ladies, I know it's hard.
	It's hard on us too.
	You know how tired our feet get standing there for nine hours?
	Do you know how badly we're craving a drink?
	And only sometimes we remember to pack a flask?
	This is the one that drove everyone nuts.
	This was kind of the turning point.
	Is this fucking queer?
	Straight up evil.
	Look at him.
	Oh, no, I'll put it back on.
	Groans
	Like, the mothers have smells.
	There's all kinds of chemicals being released there.
	So that baby's subconscious is probably deeply confused by this homo.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I'm confused by him, and I'm half a century old.
	But go to 2-3.
	Is that the...
	Do we have the Italians saying don't do this?
	He said no good.
	Con la provisione definitiva de oggi a sana.
	Oh, sorry.
	With today's final approval in the Senate, the bill that makes surrogate motherhood a universal crime is finally a law.
	Common sense rule against the commodification of the female body and children.
	Human life has no price and is not a commodity.
	Thank you, Giorgia Maloney.
	I reluctantly kiss you on the lips, but I have a feeling there's a catch, and it involves immigration, which is our next subject.
	Do we have an interstitial for immigration?
	Yes.
	I think we got one from our homie.
	All right, let's rock it.
	Con la aprofonaziene dofinazial a rapicaciona todre de chen.
	It's fun.
	Good.
	Well, I have a background.
	Oh, interstitial.
	Look at this.
	Are we ready?
	We're ready.
	We're ready.
	Notice how the people climbing up become like barbed wire?
	I guess they're just climbing up like...
	The background there.
	Can you please just have a file on your desktop called Interstitials?
	I do.
	I'm looking at it right now.
	Okay.
	More machete fights in the UK.
	Something I cannot wrap my teeny brain around.
	I may be peers with Leonardo da Vinci, but I don't understand machete fights.
	How do they last more than one second?
	Like even baseball bat fights.
	You get one hit on the noggin and you're done.
	Like, are they not sharp?
	Like, if I'm having a machete fight and the guy gets me one good one in the arm, I'm out.
	Next.
	Who's next?
	There's not a lot of places where your body can handle a six-inch gouge that's four inches deep.
	And if it's anywhere near your neck or your femoral artery, you have eight seconds to live at best.
	So what's happening with this guy?
	Where'd he get it?
	Did they cut his spinal cord?
	Was he dead?
	Was he playing dead?
	This is what happens when you ban guns.
	They come up with a plan.
	Yikes.
	Wait a minute.
	That's not immigration.
	That's not immigration.
	Let's jump to 2-8.
	A great movie by a fucking Jew.
	A lot of you anti-Semites out there like to talk about how the Jews are sabotaging us, but the Jews I know have done more than any of you combined.
	Ezra Levant, Laura Loomer, my lawyer.
	What the fuck's his name?
	John Gold?
	Ron.
	No, that's a different one.
	Ron Coleman.
	But who's the guy that helps sue venues when I get...
	Oh...
	Got to do a long sit down with him here at the studio.
	Border arrests have soared to an all-time high.
	Zoom out so people can find border protection.
	1.7 million migrants have been arrested along the U.S.-Mexico border in the last fiscal year.
	Raped and beaten to death on a hiking trail from the suspect.
	Laura Loomer has devoted her life to our cause.
	She deserves a thank you.
	A nine-year-old boy.
	Teresa Wooder joins us live with more on why everyone's immigration status is being called into question.
	The illegal immigrant suspected in the killing of Georgia College student Lakin Riley is now asking to suppress multiple pieces of evidence ahead of the trial.
	Two Venezuelan migrants are under arrest in Houston, charged with murdering 12-year-old Jocelyn Ngarai.
	Cody's connecting Mexico's infamous Sinaloa drug cartel to an underground Chinese banking group in Southern California.
	They've had to send in counselors to talk to her kids.
	She's 28 years old.
	She had her whole life ahead of her.
	The man who killed her was in the country illegally.
	Our immigration system is broken.
	And if there was ever a case that reflected that, it's this one.
	Suddenly a shot rang out.
	Kate fell and looked at me and said, help me, dad.
	All right.
	So that you can watch on your own time.
	I think there's, zoom out, go to her page.
	I think there's five different episodes.
	Click on the word Laura Loomer.
	Go down a bit.
	What's the most recent one?
	Episode three.
	Okay, so there's three episodes so far.
	High quality editing, really good.
	Speaking of the Capitol, we're not really in immigration anymore, but AOC was there that day and she was almost raped.
	She's back on that subject, despite being exposed for being miles away.
	I didn't think that I was just going to be killed.
	I thought other things were going to happen to me as well.
	So what sounds like liberalism right now is that you didn't only think that you were going to die.
	You thought you were going to be raped.
	Yeah.
	You mean like the Muslims did to Lara Logan?
	And that you're pretending to understand to not try is because of your experience.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I think so.
	I think so.
	Were these Adderall-based delusions of grandeur, do you think?
	You can tell when someone's on Adderall by you see white above the pupils and almost 100% of the time AOC, you can see white around 100% of her pupils as she discusses her imminent rapes.
	Keep going with that though?
	That was it.
	Oh, well then check the thread because I like when people show the actual map of the Capitol.
	And there we go.
	Hey, I'm here to rape AOC.
	Oh, you're at the wrong building.
	She's at the Cannon House.
	It's kind of far.
	Oh, fuck.
	Can you tell her to come here?
	No, the authorities shut down the comms so no one's phone works because they were worried that Trump might tell them to stop.
	And we don't want that.
	We need rioters.
	Yeah.
	I'm here for the gangbang.
	I sent you a picture, by the way, of this, the movie that we're hoping to screen on Friday.
	It's not funny anymore.
	It's got me with the capital on my head because my actions led to January 6th, including the part where I said, don't go to January 6th.
	I'm begging you.
	I'm pleading with you.
	I texted it to you.
	It's a trap.
	And now I'm the January 6th guy.
	Just like Charlottesville, where I said, don't go to Charlottesville.
	It's a trap.
	And now Proud Boys did Charlottesville.
	It's my fault.
	That's a weird hat, Gavin.
	That's my nickname, Weird Hat, Gavin.
	Speaking of Jews and Israel, it's funny seeing these fucking white nerds support Yaha Sinwar, who, like all Palestinians with power, does not want peace.
	He wants unlimited warfare.
	And yet they play him as a martyr, which I guess he is if you're a real radical Muslim.
	Jump to 2-4.
	Is it the one?
	I like seeing this guy hold a sign.
	No, no.
	Okay, save that one.
	Go to 2-7.
	Yeah, so Sinmar sent him four life sentences in prison in Israel for killing Palestinians.
	See, on his lust and his quest for power, he destroys any Palestinian who gets in his way.
	That's how you move up the ladder there, murder.
	It's sort of like Africa before it was civilized by us evil colonizers.
	Cannibalism, murder, that was like mass graves.
	That's just what they did.
	That's the Palestinian mentality is death, death, death.
	Death is a victory for them.
	It's hard to fight an enemy when they see death as a win.
	In prison, he ordered the decapitation of at least two Palestinian prisoners.
	After being released, he continued to terrorize the Palestinians.
	He tortured Hamaskander Mahmoud Ishtiwi for hours before killing him on suspicion of being a faggot.
	He organized the massacre of 1,200 railies on October 7th, kidnapping of 250, 100 of which I believe are still kidnapped.
	He executed six young Israeli hostages whom he used as human shields.
	Classic.
	Move down.
	Throughout the war, he took refuge in tunnels with millions of shekels and enough humanitarian aid to survive for months, never offering the same luxury to Palestinian civilians.
	He's responsible for the deaths of thousands of both Israelis and Palestinians.
	But this Australian man thinks Sinmar is a hero because he killed Jews.
	And here's our guy.
	This is, like, I understand it's a contentious issue.
	I'm a Zionist.
	I'm pro-Israel.
	I don't want us giving more money there.
	I don't want our guys over there.
	But you punch Mike Tyson in the face, you're going to get tuned up.
	But you have to admit, if you chose the other side, your side is filled with fucking shitheads.
	I get the people who don't want either side.
	That's a reasonable take, too.
	That's more like Kumia's stance.
	But I'm not a big fan of the Muzzies ever since 9-11.
	So the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
	But go back to that picture.
	You got to zoom out.
	Look at him.
	He's just carrying that picture around.
	He would not survive an afternoon in Gaza.
	In fact, look this guy up.
	There is an activist.
	He might even be Australian.
	He's like a hip-hop dude, totally white.
	He went to Gaza to live, to help the people there.
	And they're like, ooh, brother.
	Ooh.
	And they murdered him.
	Activist, maybe look up Western activist murdered in Gaza.
	That might be.
	Australian Richard Robert Martin visited Bob.
	Was he killed?
	Why is he so gray?
	He's a little gray there, yeah.
	Gaza killed.
	Okay, now.
	So that was, was that 2-7 or 2-4?
	I think that was 2-7.
	I think that was 2-7, yep.
	So now do 2-4.
	I had that one ready.
	We are offering free flights, by the way, to all the queers for Palestine to go to Palestine and be reunited with their comrades.
	He did not want peace, not once, not ever.
	News reporting reveals that as the hunt from ramped up, this brutal killer gave orders that after his death, Hamas should refuse any concessions Israel might offer.
	Yeah.
	I mean, this goes back to Camp David with Arafat and Clinton, where they were offered a great deal, and they told Clinton to go suck a dick.
	Click on that link and sink the pink using your dink.
	Sink the pink!
	Yes, that's a New York Post article you can look up on your own, but it's nothing new.
	The Palestinians have been refusing any kind of compromise for a very long time.
	Okay, I really want to find that guy before we get to Hawktua Harris.
	Okay, let me see.
	You know, it's Australian.
	We didn't say he was Australian.
	Okay, we didn't.
	We said he might be Australian.
	Okay.
	But definitely he's an activist that went to Palestine.
	Another argument I've heard is people saying the Jews terrorize these Palestinians and then they end up here.
	Out of the 30 to 4.
	I'd say there's 35 million illegals here in America.
	I'd say 70% of them are Mexican, Hispanic.
	And then recently we had this huge surge with Biden where we were getting weirdos like fucking Congolese and Sri Lankans and Chinese and just everyone from everywhere.
	And what percentage of that, the 12 million that have happened under Biden and the 35 million to 40 million here now, what percentage of those do you think are the result of Israelis being mean?
	I got five, I got four possible ones.
	Really?
	Tom Herndahl, a British peace activist who was shot by an Israeli sniper in 2003.
	Oops.
	Brian Avery, American activist, seriously injured by Israeli gunfire.
	Fadel Shana, a Palestinian cameraman for Associated Press, killed in 2008, Israeli tank shell.
	Shireen Abu Al-Lakh.
	Well, that doesn't sound very Australian.
	Yeah, see, what these dummies do, too, is they'll stand in front of a tank, like that Canadian chick.
	They'll stand in front of an Israeli tank, and these Israeli tanks have to be armored because they're constantly getting bombed, so you can't really see very well out of them.
	You just have a slit.
	And then she'll get tractored by the fucking tanks.
	And they'll go, they were killed by Israelis.
	There's this guy, too.
	That's the guy.
	Oh.
	Vittorio Aragoni.
	To try to help these people, especially because we love you, we love Palestine.
	And we want that you have the same human rights that all the other people of the world have.
	Sounds free.
	The same rights the Israeli.
	The same the Italians.
	Cool.
	Oh.
	Are they going to show it?
	not your friends Free, free Palestine.
	That's what they think of you, dummies.
	That's what they think of you.
	That's the irony of all this anti-Western shit is you trannies and gays and minorities and women are safest under the patriarchy, the Western male patriarchy.
	Sorry, the straight white male patriarchy.
	You seem to do best under that kind of a system.
	You don't seem to do well in Algeria and what's it called?
	Farid Bakaria, Bakaria Fuso or whatever?
	Venezuela, Haiti.
	You don't seem to do well there.
	Saudi Arabia.
	It's not even a wealth thing.
	The Western system seems to be the kindest to everyone.
	Which brings us to someone, a Marxist lunatic bitch who is out to destroy the Western system and bring it closer to Marxism.
	And that woman's name is Kamala Harris.
	It's time for...
	outro music
	My son took his bike today, thank God.
	It was like Israel and Palestine.
	I feel like Israel.
	don't want to kill him.
	But if he didn't take his bike today and he took another Uber after I confiscated his phone, I was going to have to confiscate it.
	I was going to have to confiscate his computer.
	It would just keep going until he had nothing in his room.
	I saw someone in the comments like, are you trying to teach him to obey authority?
	Yes.
	My authority.
	You don't think children should.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You don't think children should respect their parents'rule of law while they live under their parents'house?
	What kind of fucking retardant...
	And it'll just be.
	Another one, they corrected you.
	They go, yeah, actually, Ron, the freshman is just for genitalia.
	What you're thinking of is the uvula.
	Maybe that's true.
	No, it's not.
	Oh.
	This is the fresnellum on your dick.
	Oh, there's both.
	And this is the fresnellum on your tongue.
	The uvula is back there.
	Do you want to make them touch?
	But the thing that drives me nuts.
	That was an invite.
	The thing that drives me nuts is you hear someone use fresnellum to discuss a human mouth and you go, I thought that was just for dicks.
	I'm going to look that up.
	Fresnellum, tongue.
	Oh, shit.
	It's in the mouth, too.
	I guess so.
	It looks exactly the same.
	I guess it's like the type of thing that holds onto a thing.
	Hmm.
	Everybody knows you never go full retired.
	But they don't do that.
	They go, well, I'm obviously never wrong, so let me just get on here, doctor me.
	The arrogance.
	And by the way, if you're right and you're best friends with Lenny DaVinci, by all means be arrogant.
	It's when you're wrong and arrogant, it just really.
	It reminds me of the sistas getting arrested in the hood and telling the cops what the law is.
	It makes me go like, ooh, brother Ooh.
	You know?
	I thought you were quitting.
	Well, I mean, who knows?
	I mean, you know, it's a lot of responsibility to take on, so maybe I just won't show up tomorrow.
	I mean, who knows?
	If you want to try to talk me out of it, you could try.
	What are these wrinkles under my eyes?
	Am I getting older?
	Maybe it's time to quit.
	Could be your eyes saying, listen.
	I don't want to be seen anymore.
	My looks are quitting.
	They're quitting on you.
	They're done with the heavy lifting.
	They've packed their bags and they're under your eyes.
	So, some memer stole my line.
	Speaking of DaVinci ripping me off, this guy ripped me off.
	Have you ever wondered how a woman with a room temperature IQ and a laugh that could deflate Akilbasa became the Democratic nominee?
	Well, you're in luck because tonight, on this special episode of How She Hate, we're taking a closer look at the making of Hawk to a Harris.
	Spent all that night.
	Wow.
	I mean, did I steal it?
	Maybe I stole it too?
	I don't know.
	I thought I invented Hawk to a Harris.
	By the way, you can hear Ryan's amazing musical skills on the background.
	I don't do promises.
	But Camel Toe has a few distinct advantages over ordinary politicians.
	With her diverse background and a special skill known as Hawk to Ahing, Kamala has managed to climb all the way to the top of the greasy scrotum pole in Washington, D.C. Despite having approval ratings even lower than her IQ, this cackling diversity hire now stands Poised to become the leader of the free world.
	President Potato Head's decision to choose Cameltoe as his running mate was obviously based on race and gender rather than qualifications.
	But now, the Democrats are simply stuck with this laughing hyena.
	Any attempt to ditch Cameltoe would be met with allegations of racism and sexism.
	And that's how you make a hawk-to-awe Harris.
	Stay tuned for more intriguing stories on.
	Speaking of stealing, Elon Musk is ripping me off.
	Jump to 3-1.
	I'm suing him.
	Woo-hoo, Robin.
	Once everyone's been to the DMV, okay?
	So, you know, the DMV, Department of Motor Vehicles, that's the government.
	And more government is just the DMV at scale.
	So, like, how much more do you want to get the DMV to do?
	You won't let me back on Twitter, and then you take my hottest takes.
	Speaking of hot takes, I thought this was an awesome example of the difference between the free market and the government.
	The government space program would like you to know, this is, by the way, 3-0.
	The government space program would like you to know that it's good to suck cocks if you're a guy, right?
	For the first, blow that up, Jamie?
	For the first time, we have raised the intersex progress pride flag at a NASA center to commemorate Pride Month.
	They should send all gays to the moon.
	Yeah, let's send all the queers for Palestine to Palestine and all the gays to the moon.
	And then, of course, we have the free market where the tower, and we talked about this last week, a tower from outer space landed on two iron pegs that can hold 10,000 tons each and are about this big.
	That's big.
	That's small in respect to that.
	I went to space last night in an Elon Musk rocket in my dream.
	And it was very detailed.
	I felt like I had.
	That's funny because that's my dream too.
	Well, I came back.
	Yeah.
	Well, nothing's...
	You like to wake up before that part happens.
	Yeah.
	Did you see this, by the way?
	So, look, if Jimmy Carter can vote early, you can too.
	The more you watch it, the more you're like, this is a terrible woman.
	Isn't that in the notes?
	Jimmy Carter can vote early, you can too.
	Shit, that should be in the notes.
	I thought I put that in the notes.
	Have you seen him vote for her?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, dude.
	You're bringing up things that are in the notes.
	Jump to 63.
	63.
	Okay.
	Okay, I think you can do it.
	That's 64.
	This is 63.
	As far as I know.
	Oh, that's funny.
	What's funny?
	That's alleged footage of him voting for her.
	But that is 63.
	Oh, okay.
	64.
	What's 64?
	I see.
	Do you want to vote for the first person?
	Well, anyway, I guess everyone's seen it now.
	Jimmy Carter is 101.
	He looks like this.
	Yes.
	He's, for all intents and purposes, already dead, as Krass would say.
	So him voting for her is not a compliment.
	That, yeah, there we go.
	That's him.
	There he is, proudly voting for her.
	Good morning, Jimmy.
	He votes early.
	That is weird that they rolled him out like that.
	As a Catholic, I think euthanasia is wrong.
	But if I'm there, just, I mean, don't shoot me, but can you just put your hand over my mouth, please?
	So now go back to 6-3.
	I think that might be real, the 6-3 thing.
	Because there was that woman who was arrested for bringing her dead caregiver to sign away some stuff.
	Yeah, that's real.
	He's dead.
	I think he's dead.
	She could have done a better job, like put a broomstick up his back and then have a wig and a hat on to keep his head there.
	Who's he voting for weekend at Bernie's Sanders?
	And then show the seniors voting for her 6'4.
	Long up today.
	Very long app.
	I'll show you mine because I've seen yours.
	Okay, Grandma.
	Do you want to vote for the first black woman president?
	Or would you like another electric shock on your cat collar?
	Okay, she's a Democrat, too.
	Okay, so I'll show you where to write.
	Keep the pin in your hand.
	And it's right here.
	Freedom.
	If this was a right-winger, I really think they would be imprisoned.
	Yeah.
	They'd be like this.
	Well, they wouldn't be filming their crime, too.
	The arrogance here shows you that they know they're unpunishable.
	Kamala Harris.
	You did it.
	Here is, I think it's on a Tucker's show talking about how she will wage law fair, which is kind of a weak prediction because she already did.
	Her law fair's been going strong.
	Oh, no, there's a different dude.
	All over the place.
	Absolutely.
	They're going to come for you.
	Do you really think so, David?
	Yeah, I do.
	I mean, look, I'm definitely not at the top of the list.
	Elon's at the top of the list, right?
	So he has no choice but to go all in.
	They're already doing law fare against him.
	It's ridiculous.
	But I think the point is just that if they're not defeated, they're going to keep doing it because there's no downside for it.
	Can we stop with the constantly?
	I will comment on the California Coastal Commission that was based on Elon's political tweets, which is why they stopped additional launches out of Vandenberg.
	First of all, how the California Coastal Commission has authority over Vandenberg and the operations.
	It just seems to me like there's something wrong.
	But as of now, they have the ability to block launches out of Vandenberg, which they did.
	And in their decision, they said it was because of Elon's political tweets.
	How about some lips and teeth, buddy?
	Their decision said it was because of Elon's political tweets.
	He looks like how I would want my pussy to be if I ever got a sex change.
	I was just thinking the same thing.
	Sans teeth and not political tweets.
	I think it would be helpful to clarify for the record what the Commission's power is here today in the form of a federal consistency determination.
	The Commission doesn't have unilateral authority to just deny this and stop it from happening.
	But to bring in his political tweets to make a decision about the progress of SpaceX and allow public space to be used to further that cause.
	If you just got curb stumped, you don't have to do the podcast.
	You can wait till next week.
	So she's that's them banning Elon from doing launches because they don't agree with him politically.
	Makes perfect sense.
	This is Kamala Harris's law fair.
	Now let's see who's behind the law fair.
	Who's deciding whether we empty our bank accounts defending ourselves in a court of law?
	She's a DA.
	She's part of the Justice Administration previously, so she must be fucking smart.
	Let's hear the new to kill a mockingbird guy.
	What was his name?
	Atticus Finch?
	Don't let anyone take your joy from you.
	I call myself a joyful warrior.
	Right?
	Never let anyone take your joy from you.
	Don't do that.
	Sounds like Mr. Rogers.
	You do what you got to do.
	I agree.
	And isn't that a wonderful way to live?
	To know you have purpose.
	Never let anyone.
	This is a Mr. Rogers.
	Okay, if she's driving you home about, and she starts talking like that, you go, oh my God, I forgot.
	I left my watch here.
	She's like, what?
	My watch right here.
	Oh, my God.
	I can't believe I'm so lucky.
	But everything is closed.
	It's fortimori.
	No, no, it's not.
	It's right here.
	Just pull over for a sec.
	Okay, okay, calm down.
	Then you get out and run and live.
	Well, somebody else caught the Mr. Rogers thing, too.
	Why are you rolling out of the car?
	She's seriously trying to channel Mr. Rogers.
	Yeah.
	I picked that up.
	Well, really?
	That's the writing, but Mr. Rogers was not wasted.
	Well, he did have a slow way of talking, too.
	Made a single person.
	Is this her?
	Is 3-3-3 a different drunk, or is it the same video?
	Let's see.
	That was 3-3.
	This would be...
	Okay, sorry.
	So, 3-4, that's a drunken idiot, an immigrate, really.
	Her mother's an immigrant, and she doesn't seem to have assimilated very well.
	But let's check out who is backing Kamala Harris.
	There's my old pal, Amy Siskind, who wanted to have a vigil in front of my house after the synagogue shooting.
	Very reasonable woman.
	Look at who works on the Kamala Harris campaign.
	Are you seeing diversity there?
	I see one sort of black lady.
	I see a lot of whites, a lot of Jews.
	I do not see one man.
	What is happening here?
	There's another person of color back there.
	Oh, yeah, there she is.
	Very remarkably unattractive.
	She's wearing a mane.
	They're all the same age, too.
	Like the same income bracket.
	They're upper-middle class.
	They live in the suburbs.
	They live in all-white neighborhoods.
	They had husbands in finance that are either paying their bills through marriage or through alimony or child support.
	And it's like a very unique person that has very little in common with your average American.
	Like albino skateboarders.
	What if they were running the campaign of Kamala Harris?
	And then this is the problem, of course, with the left in general.
	It's this one very specific type of chick.
	I used to call them balls, boomer-angry woman liberals.
	And these balls are the same problem in UK.
	They're behind all these dumb rallies.
	Look at her.
	Why is your hand in your pocket?
	Justice.
	Now.
	justice You know the way to get that footage is to have a bunch of like pink hat shit on your head or else they go, who are you with?
	That's Chris, what's his name?
	Chris Kaba?
	Who tried to kill a cop and was shot for it?
	And Britain is furious with this yet another example of police brutality to which I would respond, I wish.
	Look at 3-5.
	I think this is someone saying they shot George Floyd.
	You're really on this repeat the thing we just saw kick today.
	Oh, yeah.
	It would be 3-6.
	We don't usually do something this long.
	I understand.
	Hey, listen, man.
	Go to 3-7.
	There's an easy thing we can do.
	We can quit.
	No, I want to do a monster episode.
	Or I can give up.
	Monstrously.
	For a lot of different people.
	Let's remember the context.
	We have a young, unarmed black man shot dead by a white police officer on the streets of London.
	Within weeks, there are demonstrations across the country with anti-racism protesters claiming that Chris Cabo was Britain's George Floyd.
	Time is money.
	Well, we're going to sentence you to a million dollars.
	Gonna have lots of money.
	George Floyd, you may remember, was shot dead, unarmed man shot dead by police in Minneapolis in America in 2020, which led to the Black Lives Matter protests, which were in America, huge.
	Who is he filling in here?
	Who needs to hear this?
	Chris Kaba was shot for no reason, much like George Floyd was shot.
	Thanks, News.
	Tell me more about police brutality.
	3-7, we have a female voter conceding that Kamala doesn't say her policies because they're radical Marxist policies and she would be outed as a lunatic if she ever said what she wants, which we know is to ban fracking, to defund the police, universal health care for everyone, including illegals, sex changes provided for trannies in prison, and open borders, which she's already doing.
	Well, she did flip-flop on most of those, so...
	Gotta give her credit that...
	Ah, allegedly.
	Trump or Kamala?
	Kamala Harris.
	She is a woman because she is a black woman.
	And she's not a criminal!
	She is a woman because she's a black woman.
	She is a woman because she is a black woman, because she is smart, because she is educated, because she tells the truth, and because she knows where she's going.
	And Trump.
	That's weird.
	He is a crook.
	Why do you think Trump's a crook?
	He doesn't tell the truth.
	Does Kamala tell the truth?
	Yeah, I think so.
	That's just so funny.
	But you said she's smart and intelligent.
	What makes you think that?
	The way she speaks, when she said, I'm speaking, she was not only respecting herself, but respecting all women.
	Do you remember that?
	Yeah, I remember that.
	And then Trump did it back to her.
	The woman wanted to talk about Palestine, but Kamala Harris was talking.
	She was in the middle of her speech, and the woman came running up and started screaming at her.
	And she said, excuse me, I'm speaking.
	So she silenced a woman.
	And stop, stop.
	That's not the context.
	It was Trump who interrupted her.
	And she said, excuse me, I'm talking.
	She got their stories mixed up and she totally killed the point because the point was a woman stood up to a man.
	And then the example you used was a woman standing up to a woman.
	This is who we're up against, folks.
	The retarded old cunt community.
	She's speaking out for us.
	I'm a phone banker and I phone bank for Kamala Harris every single day.
	And when I get a Trumper by mistake, I mean, somebody too says, I'm not voting for her.
	It's horrible.
	And when I think of our country talking to each other, each of us talking to each other the way that Trump talks to people and talks about people and the terrible things he says to humiliate women and to humiliate all of us, I don't want that.
	Do you think you're voting based more on emotions and feelings versus facts?
	I think I like the facts too.
	I think I like the fact that Kamala Harris was in the Senate and I like the fact that she is for things that she has had to compromise a little bit on, like she's absolutely anti-oil and gas.
	She's absolutely in favor of taking care of our climate.
	She's absolutely for abortion rights for women.
	She's absolutely for health care for all.
	But she can't say those things because so much of the voting public will then say, I'm not voting for her.
	It's health care for all.
	You have cancer and you live in Guatemala.
	What would you do?
	I would come up here and drain this country's bank account to the tune of $5 million.
	You know what Big John told me?
	His wife used to work at the schools and the illegals will just say no.
	They get free health care.
	No, no, sorry.
	The illegals will say no to doctors and stuff.
	They don't care.
	Until what could have been nipped in the bud becomes like a major breakdown of your entire spinal system.
	So now they go to the hospital and it costs us $4 million to save their lives.
	And they're not insured, so it's out of our pockets.
	Go to 3.8.
	We have more retarded Kamala voters.
	By the way, these appear to be lesbians.
	I'm apparently not allowed to talk about abortion because I don't have a uterus and it's not my place.
	Lesbians don't get pregnant.
	You can't, there's no sperm involved in scissoring or double dongs.
	So why do they get a chance?
	They're never going to be pregnant.
	For Kamala.
	Kamala.
	And how come?
	Because she's not a bigot.
	So does that mean that Trump's a bigot?
	Yeah, and he's kind of an asshole.
	And he's just not at all about women's rights or really anybody's rights except cis white men.
	We're not really cis white men.
	So he's for me?
	Yeah, he's for you.
	Which, I mean, you know, at least he's for somebody.
	But he needs to be for an answer.
	That's an angle.
	Are there any things that you like about Kamala?
	You know, because you mentioned a lot of things you dislike about Trump, but are there any things you like about Kamala?
	I like how she is for women's rights and gay rights.
	And she is very active in the queer community.
	What kind of rights do you want?
	That's a good question.
	Seriously, though, what do they say?
	For abortion rights.
	For gay rights.
	That's what I said.
	I want the right to have an abortion whenever I want, in any state I want.
	Very important to us.
	And what does she do in the LGBTQ community?
	Like, what are some things she does?
	I would say that she promotes rights.
	She talks about people and she talks about the community.
	She spreads awareness.
	Wait, go back.
	She likes black people.
	What was that second one after she promotes rights?
	She talks about people and she talks about the community.
	She talks about people.
	She promotes rights and she talks about people.
	Trump talks about people too.
	I would say that she promotes rights.
	She talks about people and she talks about the community.
	She spreads awareness, which Trump does none of.
	What are some things that Trump did that make you think he's bigoted?
	For starters, I mean, would you want anybody making decisions about your body without your permission, like he's doing for women's rights, putting bans on abortion, not letting us make our own choices?
	They're holding hands way too long.
	What happens to us?
	He actually just brought it back to the states so that the states can vote on it.
	He actually doesn't have an opinion on it, really.
	He just brought it back to the states, to where the states can vote on whether Because Roe v.
	Wade was based on bad law.
	State.
	Okay.
	Yes, there is that.
	Okay, and so that's your number one issue.
	That's the biggest reason as to why you're voting for Kamala.
	Abortion.
	LGBTQIA safety.
	Safety.
	Chefar.
	No more fag bashing.
	She actually just ripped ass.
	Like, the abortion thing is a philosophical discussion on when does life begin.
	As Catholics, Ryan and I believe it begins the day of conception.
	More secular people tend to agree upon 26 weeks.
	If it can live outside the womb, you're not allowed to have an abortion.
	If it can't, then it deserves to die.
	I don't agree with that, but that seems to be a pretty common non-religious philosophical belief.
	And then you have the radicals, and this is true of all of Canada, New York State, I don't know what other states, you could just have an abortion at nine months.
	Third trimester, very common.
	The media totally underplays how common it is.
	Bill McGowan's coloring the news actually called clinics and asked how often they do third trimesters.
	It's alarmingly common.
	It's disturbingly common.
	It's undeniably murder.
	Even a lot of radical leftists agree with it's murder.
	They're just pro-murder.
	But almost 50% of women in America are pro-life.
	They are against abortion.
	So as far as men and women go in this country, it's a pretty near 50-50 split.
	So why the fuck is this a male versus woman thing?
	It's a when is a baby alive thing.
	But somehow the left has turned this into, if you don't want babies getting killed, you don't want women to have rights.
	Okay.
	Did you ever hear like the logic behind the moment of conception?
	It's pretty brief, but it's very logical.
	It's that when the two sex cells unite and conceive, I hit the heavy bag without gloves the other day, and I didn't know they would hurt me so easily.
	I hit the story without care.
	I knew that was coming.
	But yeah, so in that moment when they join, they're neither the property or a part of the male sperm cell or the female sperm cell or the female egg whatever.
	Individually, they're both one new thing.
	Like, they don't belong to each other.
	And also, like, you were never a sperm cell, like you were a zygote or whatnot.
	But you were never like an egg.
	So this is ancient Chinese by now.
	But actually, jump ahead to Gaffigan 6'2.
	Oh, he's pretty tall.
	He may have been getting red-pilled by Rogan.
	I don't know.
	He did have Trump derangement syndrome, but as Tom Shalou points out, isn't all Trump derangement syndrome almost completely performative?
	Like, I don't think it's real.
	So I was always dubious of Catholic, patriarch, cis white male, Jim Gaffigan's hatred of Trump.
	It just didn't seem to mesh.
	The January 6th thing is pretty bad.
	Well, the January 6th thing is bad, but also the intelligence agencies were involved in provoking people to go into the Capitol building.
	That's a fact.
	So wait a minute.
	You're saying that that guy, what's his name?
	Ray Epps.
	Yeah, you really think that he?
	I don't know.
	I don't know, but I do know that every other person.
	He's a favorite parent.
	I think he's going to sue Fox.
	I think every other person who was involved in January 6th, who was involved in coordinating a break-in into the Capitol and in instigating people, breaking, they all were all arrested.
	This guy wasn't.
	Not only that, they were defending him in the New York Times, the Washington Post, all those different things, saying that Fox News has unjustly accused him of instigating.
	Well, he clearly instigated.
	He did it on camera.
	I don't know if he was a fed.
	I know a lot of people think he was a fed.
	The people that were there were calling him a fed.
	What I do know is when they asked the FBI, the FBI said, we can't tell you whether or not there were people that were there that were doing that.
	Now, there's been reports that there was hundreds of agents that were there that were doing that.
	I don't know if that's true either.
	But I do know that they do use agent provocateurs to disrupt peaceful protests.
	It's a common tactic.
	What they do is, say if there's a, like the World Trade Organization is a great example.
	That was in, I think, the 90s in Seattle.
	And so what they did was they were protesting the World Trade Organization.
	They were doing it peacefully.
	It was a big problem.
	So what they did is they sent in, allegedly, agent provocateurs.
	They started smashing buildings and lighting things on fire.
	Now it's not a peaceful protest.
	Now they can bring in the police.
	Now they can start arresting people.
	And then they created a no-protest zone where literally if you had a pin on your jacket that was the WTO with a red line through it, they would not let you cross.
	You could not cross with a pin that was against the WTO and go to work.
	It was a no-protest zone.
	Okay, we get it.
	So there's Gaffigan possibly getting red-pilled.
	And then he did the Al Smith dinner, which is ancient Chinese by now.
	But he used to stop.
	But wait a minute.
	Woman in the workforce, Kamala's Hispanic campaign advisor, said, you don't need to go today.
	It's not a big deal.
	You can tell the people, the Catholic, to go fuck theirself.
	And that didn't go well.
	I mean, it's crazy, but events, criteria, incidents, campaign events this close to the end can really define everything, right?
	It's like pool.
	You miss the eight ball, you're out.
	We didn't just break.
	We are at the end of the pool game here.
	And the fries were very bad for Kamala.
	I worked at McDonald's.
	No one believed her.
	Then Trump did go work at McDonald's.
	Well, he did an appearance at McDonald's.
	And then not showing up.
	What are you doing?
	That has to do with that, right?
	Drama within the campaign.
	What's with the slow Zoom?
	It drifts, my thing.
	Yeah, that's what I was saying.
	Stop drifting.
	And then saying when they said Jesus is Lord, and then she goes, you're at the wrong rally.
	J.D. Vance recently heard the same thing, and he said, yeah, Christ is king.
	And then this fucking not showing up to the Catholic dinner was a stupid move.
	The reason Trump won in 2016, by the way, is he ignored his dumb advisors.
	But she had to hire abroad, and it went very bad for her.
	So she bawled her out.
	This is 3.9.
	Made her cry because everyone's Will Smith in the workforce when you're affirmative actioning it.
	Made your drama with Kamala Harris campaign.
	She berated Julie Chavez for 30 minutes.
	She told her not to go because it sends the wrong message and risks alienating LGBTQ and pro-abortion voters if she was seen closing up to Catholics.
	She suggested a compromise of sending in the poorly received video.
	Chavez was in tears during the phone call as Kamala shredded her to pieces, called her an idiot, inept, horrible at your fucking job, and told her that her stupid advice is going to be the reason she loses.
	Which is partly true.
	Let's have a look at her 4-0.
	Was she hired based on merit?
	Okay, dude, you got to get, just pay for a New Yorker.
	I'm already, I have a subscription.
	It just signs me out of things a lot.
	Probably when I retoot it.
	You do, right?
	I have to log into our site every single time I look at it.
	Yes.
	I'm trying to figure out.
	Which I don't hate.
	Because that's how a lot of people get ripped off.
	I think you're right.
	A lot of companies, I mean.
	When you just stay logged in.
	Log.
	It wasn't that.
	I mean, everyone's really impressed with the Al Smith dinner.
	He just read a bunch of jokes that Nick DiPaula wrote.
	What's 4-1?
	Let's see here.
	You can show me that Julie Chavez chick.
	Okay, let's see.
	Held nothing back.
	Okay, do we have to watch this?
	Top five.
	We've already seen this a hundred times, right?
	We don't have to.
	We're crazy for saying that men have periods, but then I met Tim Waltz.
	These are all Nick DePaulo jokes that Guttfeld had him write for Trump.
	They're all great.
	4-2, this was a really interesting take on why women hate Trump.
	I think they hate him because of daddy issues.
	But there's another problem where women are on birth control, and birth control tells you to stay away from alpha males.
	So they tend to surround themselves with these beta male brother-like figures, and they end up not knowing what normal guys are like.
	And trust Melissa, a non-immigrate, an immigrant, to summarize this.
	Men socialize by trading barbs and insults and not really meaning it.
	Women socialize by hurling praise and affirmations and not really meaning it.
	One of the contours of the intersexual dynamics that define this election is the issue of Trump's dehumanizing rhetoric.
	Kamala couldn't help herself when cornered by Brett in that testy Fox interview blaming the state of the nation on all of our problems, not on her party's policies, but exclusive on Trump's verbal hatefulness and don't say divisiveness, say division.
	To the Dems, his name-calling and vitriolic ramblings, such as the kind when he allegedly stoked resentment against immigrants by broadcasting the lie that Haitians in Springfield, Ohio had been eating cats, are far worse, he never said that, by the way, than the fact that our southern border has seen an unprecedented influx of illegals, many of them just so happen to be criminals, too, hundreds of thousands of them.
	Are Americans going to continue to be bothered by Trump's apparent lack of decorum when they come to learn about the crime and gang violence perpetrated by undocumented immigrants, not to mention the transformation of their cities and the straining of public resources?
	No.
	What's more, men don't care.
	The divisive and hateful rhetoric is precisely how men socialize.
	Right, Ryan, you faggot?
	Yes.
	Why do you think Tony Hinchcliffe, a master insult comedian, and his show Kill Tony have surged in popularity lately?
	There's an insatiable demand for his brand of highly offensive comedy based on mutual insights.
	HR has long rendered the workplace sterile with emotional safetyism, leading to a burdensome corporate culture where the worst you can do is offend someone.
	But that's how men bond.
	And it's the same story on campuses, on prime TV talk shows, and in virtually all other spaces, with the exception of maybe comedy and X. Now it's coming down to dehumanizing rhetoric that's directionally true, as Scott Adams calls it, from a team that has articulated its policies quite substantively versus the kumbaya word salads from Mamala,
	who wants to make sure we all use kinder, kinder and gentler words, because that's how all of our problems will be solved and we will finally have world peace.
	Women don't get him, but you know who gets him?
	Louis Farrakhan, an unlikely ally in this.
	Farrakhan's a racist, anti-Semite, but he's articulate and he definitely has black people's interests in mind.
	So sometimes we Venn diagram with the motherfucker.
	I've noticed this with a lot of black people actually.
	You know what I've also noticed when I meet a genuine racist or a genuine Nazi anti-Semite type, which is very rare, they love him.
	They're like, hey, he's doing what's good for his people.
	Because of Trump's way, he is an anomaly.
	There's never been no president quite like Mr. Trump.
	There's something that he's doing.
	Trump is destroying every enemy that was an enemy of our rise.
	Who's the enemy of our rise?
	Is it the Department of Justice where we get none?
	Is it Congress where you make a law that favors us and then you turn around and destroy it?
	Is it the media that has destroyed every black leader that stood up for us?
	Martin Luther King suffered it.
	Malcolm suffered it.
	He's attacking the media.
	Calls it fake news.
	We have been the victims of some fake news.
	He's beating up the FBI.
	Go at it, baby.
	They've been beating the hell out of us ever since J. Edgar Hoover and the counter.
	Edgar Hoover.
	I like the way he says Edgar Hoover.
	How he says what?
	Edgar Hoover.
	Edgar Hoover.
	You know, popular orators all have like a way they talk, like Jared Taylor with his white and New York sitter.
	New York sitter.
	Help me develop some ticks.
	Well, you have the thing where you talk like it's a question.
	Interrogative.
	That's all I, I mean, you only need one thing, to be honest.
	Like Gaffagans, Yeah.
	Yeah, okay.
	So I don't know what you're talking about.
	So I guess I go, yeah, that's why they're there.
	Right.
	Like, that sounds like, yeah, you didn't even try to do anything right there.
	That's me doing a me.
	Yeah.
	Maddie's buddy, Lord Jamar, gets him too.
	Lord Jamal.
	This was the guy, what was his name?
	The brand Nubians.
	They're from New Rochelle, right above us, where Maddie grew up, where he was the head hell's angel of the town.
	I've heard some pretty racist shit from this guy about white people, and I believe his mother was white.
	But that don't mean I can't listen to this motherfucker too.
	I don't have an imitable thing either.
	That sucks.
	So you rocking with Trump.
	I can say that, right?
	Listen, yeah, I feel like I do rock with Trump.
	I'm going to go ahead and say it out loud.
	Like I've been to myself, you know, because the way they try to shame people and the way they make you feel, it's almost like you got to look around.
	Like, yeah, I f ⁇ with Trump.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, but yeah, I f ⁇ with Trump over Kamala.
	And if you say he's racist, well, guess what?
	I like my racists outward.
	I don't like racists who hide in the background and pretend to be my friend.
	Or Malcolm X sent him.
	Stabbing me in the knife in the back.
	See, he's just stealing Malcolm X. He's not racist.
	He looks like a cartoon mask of the devil, but not red.
	Is when he started running for president.
	Before that, black people and the black community loved Trump.
	He was in all the fucking raps.
	He was all on his nets.
	Right.
	And then if you look at the thing he's done, like he helped, he supported Jesse Jackson's run for the presidency back then.
	He helped fund people don't know that.
	When Jennifer Hudson happened with her family and all of that, he put her up and all kinds of shit.
	Like this man is a racist in the media, basically.
	Like the media has made him a racist, but I haven't seen anything from him that would indicate to me that he's a racist.
	They say, oh, he inspires racism and all of that.
	I mean, America inspires racism.
	You don't think Biden inspires racism?
	First of all, there was more police brutality against black people under Obama's term than I think anybody's.
	So what the f ⁇ are we talking about here?
	And he was your black president.
	He was your so-called black president.
	Even though when you really look about how he grew up, he wasn't, he not black like how we black.
	You understand what I'm saying?
	You're not no multi-generational black.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I've been screaming.
	You haven't lived the American black experience.
	And living in Hawaii, you know, is not growing up without.
	This guy's stealing all my shit.
	You understand what I'm saying?
	What did I always say?
	I said, Hawaii is not America.
	It's a weird island near Japan.
	It's a bunch of methods on it.
	You're in America, technically.
	I'm going to start a group called the Not Ashamed Niggas.
	We going to make our song based on a little mermaid and shit.
	But, and you're black, but you're not living in an authentic black American experience.
	You know, Kamala grew up in Canada, right?
	Formative years, high school years.
	She grew up in Canada.
	In Montreal.
	Went to elementary school, high school, and started college up there.
	I thought it was just high school.
	Then she went to Howard.
	So come on.
	Stop it.
	Stop acting like she's so black.
	Oh, and another thing about Trump.
	Can I interrupt you, Lord Jamar?
	The area Westmount she is in is like the Upper West Side.
	Very white, very Jewish, very Anglophone.
	And I know that doesn't mean much here, but in Montreal, all the English left in 1970 after the French separatists started bombing them and killing them.
	So the ones who stayed were the very, very rich elites who could afford it.
	And they don't care if the province hates them because they live in a giant mansion.
	It was good to know people in Westmount as a young man because they had an indoor pool and stuff.
	But think of the nicest neighborhood within 20 miles of you right now.
	And that's what Westmount is.
	It's the Beverly Hills of Montreal.
	And the fact that it's English sort of makes it culturally separated from the rest of not just the city, but the entire province.
	About the Central Park Five.
	Well, he was against the Central Park Five.
	Well, first of all, at that time, he was a Democrat.
	Okay?
	And they were guilty.
	Are guilty.
	He was a Democrat at the time.
	And the lead prosecutor was a Democrat.
	Okay?
	So, if anything, the Democratic Party went after these fucking kids.
	Also, he thought in his mind, when he took out that fucking article, that he never did mention them by name in there.
	But when he took out the article, he thought they were guilty.
	They are.
	Where I think he f ⁇ s up at is by not just coming out and say, you know what, I was wrong.
	No.
	I apologize.
	But I, you know.
	Let's be clear here.
	They were exonerated for the rape, which isn't true.
	They shouldn't have been.
	They grabbed her tits.
	They fondled her.
	Someone else may have raped her afterwards, but we don't even know if that's true because the guy who confessed to it owed the bloods a favor.
	So I'm not buying that.
	But they pled guilty to the battery where it was initially investigated as a murder because the cop could see her fucking brains.
	Now, the fact that she survived is an unmitigated miracle.
	And that is why she goes to neurosurgeon conferences and talks to brain doctors about what the brain is capable of because they're blown away that she lived.
	That's Black's contribution to science right there.
	No, we invented neurosurgery.
	You have to crack a lemon to make pancake.
	80% of the population in Westmount is white.
	That's a very white place.
	That's today.
	That's a very white place.
	That's today.
	2021, but yeah.
	Yeah, no, she was there in like 1984.
	Damn.
	Let's see what it was then.
	Let's see.
	Listen to him while I look that up.
	Or maybe even late 70s.
	About the police and da-da-da-da-da.
	You know what I mean?
	He should just come out and say that.
	But he hasn't.
	And so that becomes a stickler for people.
	But I just want to point out he was a Democrat when he did that.
	And it was a Democratic prosecutor.
	So if you want to talk shit about him, well, he was one of yours at that time.
	So take that, put that in your pipe and see.
	It was an estimated around 90% of the population.
	So she's there 78.
	And they're trying to rewrite that and make it look like a black versus white thing.
	Pause it.
	In the fall of 78, everything boiled over inside Westmount High School on the outskirts of downtown Montreal as students clashed over the political turmoil.
	The once primarily white and wealthy school was changing dramatically amid an influx of black, lower-class income students, including those driven to enroll there when their own English language schools suddenly were slated for closure.
	The black population of Montreal has always been minuscule, and it's always been Haitian aristocrats, because Quebec will only take in the French.
	So the English-speaking black population, five, five guys.
	That's where the burgers and fries kind of develop.
	We got to do something about food.
	It has seven minutes, so we want to.
	Yeah, let's wrap it up.
	By the way, speaking of the exonerated five, they're suing him.
	I would love it if it becomes a civil case and we get to re-examine the details of their case and they go to jail.
	Just like that stupid podcast that freed that Muslim guy who killed his Asian girlfriend and eventually got so much attention he went back to jail after being exonerated.
	Larry Elder, watch these clowns open a defamation lawsuit against President Trump, even though they pled guilty.
	The lawsuit is led by one and only Ben Crump.
	Our own Ben Crump, who is the guy behind the bird which is the bald eagle.
	I don't know.
	We all have bald eagle tattoos here in the studio.
	Maddie O'Dell has one.
	If you have one, you get into all our shows for free.
	That is from a Ben Crump quote.
	Well, he is our member.
	The bird which is the bald eagle.
	Sorry, felonious Floyd quote that Ben Crump wrote for him.
	So people still support Kamala despite all of this evidence to the contrary.
	And you wonder why until you turn on the mainstream media and see how Kamala is portrayed.
	And it is so alarmingly partisan, it will make your foreskin fall off.
	Election Day is just over two weeks away and the fight for every single last undecided vote in Battleground States is intensifying.
	Vice President Kamala Harris is targeting disaffected Republican voters by hitting the trail with Liz Cheney in the crucial blue wall states of Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin.
	Cheney was a powerful Republican congresswoman and today she called Harris a responsible adult.
	As for former President Donald Trump, he was back in North Carolina again pushing false claims about FEMA and immigrants.
	That's after he spent the weekend slinging a crude insult at Harris, engaging in lewd locker room talk about the late golfing legend Arnold Palmer and staging a campaign stunt at a Pennsylvania McDonald's.
	Election day is just over two weeks away.
	He staged a campaign stunt.
	If you don't see the fries as the greatest political move since Lyndon B. Johnson had JFK's head blown off, then you don't understand politics.
	And then the media also allows morons like Wajahat Ali, a low-IQ immigrate who is not from Pakistan.
	His parents are.
	He's from San Francisco.
	But he will not shut up about how he's an immigrant.
	And what?
	Well, it was about that Arnold Palmer.
	Let me tell you that why is he talking about Arnold Palmer's penis in front of Pennsylvania voters?
	Jake, you seem to like that line a lot.
	Let me tell you that Donald Trump is doing rallies around the country.
	I don't want to be talking about that.
	Donald Trump is out there saying it.
	But you continue to.
	I'm not a fact.
	You seem to really like that cock talk.
	But listen to how even Piers Morgan lets people go off making up a bunch of shit about Trump.
	We're going to have to examine this.
	Piers, can I say something?
	Yeah, it's bringing in Vajahaya.
	Everyone's muted, including you, Tim.
	Sure.
	It's not TDS.
	I quit.
	I wasn't muted.
	The former top general who's retired openly said that Donald Trump is a, quote, total fascist.
	It's not TDS when Donald Trump, literally over the weekend, said he will unleash the military against U.S. citizens.
	It's not TDS when Donald Trump last week in Aurora openly said that he will invoke the Alien Sedition Act that in turn stops Japanese Americans from the United States.
	We have to go through all these one by one.
	Let's do a green screen.
	This show, this is the long and winding show that never ends.
	Yeah!
	Yeah!
	Come on, everybody.
	Oh, cool.
	I love when it does this.
	It's like I'm coming back from the dead.
	Wajahat, the ass hat.
	You have been chosen to be called out.
	So this guy, little packy nerd from San Francisco, who lives And breathes white guilt, just like we were talking earlier about these guys who say, the head of the police department is white.
	And white people go, fuck, I'm sorry, that's terrible.
	Scotland's got to change its ways.
	This is what this guy does for a living.
	He complains about how people want him to go back where he came from and no one likes him.
	And what did he say to his mother told him at a young age, the reality is that most people of color learn early in America that we will have to work twice as hard to get half as far, which is ironic because his whole job is being a half-assed piece of shit who whines about racism all day, even though he gets nothing but opportunities.
	So once again, the opposite is true.
	And when we fall, no one will help us fall up.
	Immigrants, people of color, and women, women, you mean the majority of the population?
	Learn early that in order to make it an America, spelled weird, you have to daft punk it through life.
	I don't know what that means.
	You have to go around the world, around the world, around the...
	You go 20 feet just to get 10 feet.
	The truth is so well known among minority, countless, sorry, communities that we don't even, sorry, the truth is so well known among minority communities that we don't even discuss it.
	We've internalized this tough lesson completely so that we're often even tougher on those within our communities who don't appear to take it seriously enough.
	Some of us even go further, as Ali reminds us, you will feel anxious when any other person of color succeeds in your workplace and threatens to take away your coveted token status.
	You will invest in the narrative of scarcity and believe there can only be one.
	You know, I came with a theory recently because I remember my old co-founder of Vice Sarush Alvi, I think his packy mom used to say that to him, Sarush, you got to work dresses out.
	I think it's bullshit to make them more successful.
	So he's like, mommy, I did it.
	I didn't party in high school and I got a PhD in physics and now I'm a billionaire.
	See, I told you you had to work hard, but you lied.
	You said it was racist.
	Well, whatever.
	You're rich now and you have a PhD in physics.
	So unfortunately, in Sarush's case, he couldn't handle the pressure and ran to heroin.
	But let's go back to the beginning of that clip, and I want to discuss each of these points.
	Because what he does is he just makes this example soup and hopes you'll all die of example exhaustion.
	Sorry, Tim, we're censoring you.
	But Pierre's small.
	I love that it's called uncensored, and everyone is muted.
	Can I say something?
	Yeah, what is Pigian Vajahaya?
	What did he say?
	He's trying to say Wajahat Ali, I think.
	Let's hear from Wajahat Ali.
	Wait, go back?
	Yeah, what is Pigian Vajahaya?
	He forgot his name.
	Say something?
	Yeah, what is Pigian Vajahaya?
	Yeah.
	Isn't that kind of racist in a weird way?
	Hey, what's up, Major Haber?
	What's up, Jabuti Buti, Duppy, Duppy, whatever the fuck your name is?
	Introducing.
	Let's bring in Majaja Baja Maja, whatever the fuck his name is.
	I don't.
	FIFA for Ajilali Hollyhood.
	Let's bring in Wajibaji Buchi Bachi.
	I don't fucking know.
	What's your name?
	Let's bring in the Packy anyway.
	Something?
	Yeah, let's bring in Wajahi, yeah.
	Let's bring Wajihadi.
	He thinks his name's Wajihadi.
	Might as well be.
	TDS, when General Milley, the former top general who's retired, openly said that Donald Trump is a post-total fascist.
	Stop.
	It's not.
	So we're going to take all these down one by one.
	So General Milley allegedly described Trump as a total fascist.
	General Milley is a radical leftist military man who is destroying the military and was fired.
	They keep talking about how Trump's own people despise him.
	No, Trump fires people.
	Kamala has fired zero people.
	Joe Biden has fired zero people.
	So they don't have enemies within their camp who despise them because all their enemies are still there.
	He was fired for radical incompetence.
	He's a fucking devout leftist.
	And there's no evidence that he called Trump a fascist.
	Bob Woodward said that General Milley called him a fascist.
	Now, if you recall, Bob Woodward was the guy who broke Watergate.
	He was a naval officer, a military guy, working with the feds.
	And all of a sudden, one day, he decides to work at the New York Times as a journalist.
	What?
	And day one, he discovers the biggest story in world history, the story that took down Richard Nixon.
	I consider it pretty relevant.
	Watergate doesn't bother me.
	Does your conscience bother you?
	But the media considered it a big deal, and it ended Nixon.
	He's clearly a fucking Fed.
	Bob Woodward is a Fed.
	He's been working with the deep state his entire career, post-military career, to destroy Trump.
	And here he is working with another Fed, General Milley.
	Now, I think Millie may have said that Trump was a wannabe dictator here.
	He indicates it.
	But fascist to the core is not a quote.
	That's Bob Woodward, the proven Fed, saying that he's, that Millie probably called him a fascist.
	I don't fucking know.
	Is that him being fired?
	Yep.
	And yeah, if you want to hear something bad about a person, talk to the employee that was just fired.
	Talk to someone's ex-wife.
	Like, remember, what was it?
	Ivanka Trump, whatever his ex-wife's name was.
	That's his daughter, right?
	What was his ex-wife's name?
	I forget, some dumb Russian name.
	But she said that Trump had a book of Hitler's speeches next to his bed.
	Ivana.
	Ivana.
	Well, in his giant library, among his section of political books, there is a book of Hitler's speeches there, among She Guevara's speeches and other political speeches.
	And he had read it one night, as you should.
	You should read all world leaders' speeches.
	So that became contorted into he reads Hitler's speeches every night before he goes to sleep.
	This is clearly an unreliable source.
	Next.
	TDS, when Donald Trump literally over the weekend said he will unleash the military against U.S. citizens.
	It's not TDS.
	stop.
	The fact that this guy has a job is just, it's charity.
	It's Pakistani charity.
	He said he will unleash the National Guard on the enemy within.
	Yeah, that's what we do here in America.
	Ever heard of spies?
	Ever heard of the National Guard?
	That's what you do.
	The National Guard, by the way, has been activated at least 16 times in American history.
	The LA riots, we unleashed the National Guard.
	That was the American military going against American citizens because they were destroying LA.
	It happened during the Cuban Refugee Crisis, the New York postal strike, at least a dozen other times, including the Civil War, they did it, the desegregation of Central High School in Little Rock, Arkansas.
	That was the American military being unleashed on American citizens to get a black girl to have the rights to go to school.
	The march from Selma to Montgomery, the American military was there to escort them.
	That is the military being unleashed on American citizens.
	The King assassination riots and so on.
	It's a thing that you do when there's riots and unrest and you have to enforce the law.
	But they're pushing this now as they're taking those reasonable examples and implying that it means Trump will go after people that he disagrees with, which is what the left does.
	They accuse you of what they're doing.
	They are going against their political enemies.
	They have attacked Elon Musk.
	They had 34 counts.
	They turned Trump into a felon.
	They put our friends in jail for January 6th.
	They cut out our tongues while complaining that we're attacking them just because we disagree with them.
	When Donald Trump last week in Aurora openly said that he will invoke the Alien Sedition Act that in turn...
	We have the border czar, Kamala Harris, has allowed in 12 million illegals.
	And the fact that it was also used to detain Japanese Americans in World War II, so?
	Why are you bringing internment camps into this?
	And by the way, the internment camps worked.
	We got a fuck ton of spies through that process.
	And what are you supposed to do in a world war when you're up against Japan, Germany, and Italy, and you have Japanese, Italians, and Germans among you?
	What are you supposed to do?
	So Michelle Malkin wrote a great book in defense of internment, but that's not even relevant here.
	If you have 12 million illegals added to your already insane number of, what, 20 million, then you should employ the Alien Sedition Act.
	No?
	Japanese Americans just go back in World War II.
	It seems so irrelevant to bring up Japanese.
	He's implying, this is propaganda, by the way, that you're watching.
	He's implying we're going to deport Japanese Americans.
	Japanese Americans during World War II.
	This is not TDS when Donald Trump last week in Aurora openly said that he will invoke the Alien Sedition Act that interned Japanese Americans during World War II.
	This is not TDS when, like, anti-murder laws put Japanese Americans who had murdered someone in jail.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	We're not allowed to use that act anymore because it was once mean to Japanese during a war with Japan where they were massacring our POWs?
	You want to talk about what they did to us during World War II?
	I'm not just talking about suicide bombers.
	I'm talking about the POWs, what they did to Louis Zampurini.
	Next.
	He to this day refuses.
	Refuses.
	He's been asked multiple times.
	Will you accept the 2024 results?
	He is not saying.
	You're forgetting that they add no matter what.
	Will you accept Russia and China's swimming gold medals no matter what?
	No.
	If they were doping, I will not accept their gold awards.
	And by the way, the left has never accepted an election they lost.
	Remember Al Gore, which with George Bush, they had to do a recount in Florida.
	Al Gore was denied the election.
	Remember Stacey Abrams?
	When Trump won, she would not shut up about how the election was stolen.
	Hillary Clinton regularly called Trump an illegitimate president.
	That's all they do when they lose, is bitch about the election being stolen.
	And here's a crazy thing.
	Those elections weren't stolen, but the 2020 election was stolen.
	There are mountains of evidence where Biden gets 80 million votes, most popular president ever.
	We all go to bed winning.
	We wake up and as the second we closed our eyes, Biden just moved ahead just enough to win.
	Fuck you.
	And yes, each and every single time.
	He still does not accept the 2020 results.
	And he said his words that he will be a dictator for a day and he will terminate the constitution.
	Stop.
	The context of this is so obviously whimsical that you are willfully ignorant and you're pretending to take it literally.
	It's the same as someone said, well, you're gay, right?
	And I would say, oh, only for Jason Statham.
	Otherwise, not at all.
	Or when they go, you say all these terrible things about women, only Rosie O'Donnell.
	You're aware that you're being baited.
	So Sean Hannity was saying, people think you're going to be a dictator.
	He's supposed to take the bait and go, no, no, no, I'm not going to be a dictator.
	He doesn't play that game.
	He's not a cuck.
	So when you set him up, like with me, if you go, well, you started Proud Boys, Proud Boys aren't racist.
	And I would say only against ABBOs or something like that, or only against black Democrats or something.
	What I'm saying is, I'm not taking your bait, fuck you, with these gay questions.
	And that's clearly what he said here.
	Go to 20 seconds into that link, 5-4.
	Do you in any way have any plans whatsoever, if re-elected president, to abuse power, To break the law, to use the government to go after people?
	You mean like they're using right now pressed later?
	You would never abuse power as retribution against anybody.
	Except for day one.
	Except for day one.
	He's going crazy.
	I want to close the border, and I want to drill.
	That's not drill.
	That's not retribution.
	See, Sean Hanny's trying to do a puff piece, and he's not taking the bait, and he's saying, yeah, by the way, he didn't say dictator there.
	I'm going to be, you know, he keeps.
	I love this guy.
	He says, you're not going to be a dictator, are you?
	I said, no, no, no, other than day one.
	We're closing the border, and we're drilling, drilling, drilling.
	After that, I'm not a dictator.
	But Mr. Trump has to.
	Does anyone seriously take that as I'm going to be Hitler?
	I'm going to be Kim Jong-un.
	Look at him hailing Hitler right now.
	Go fuck yourself.
	Look at him.
	The two hail Hitlers happen to be a hat in his hand.
	He's like, get out of your hat.
	I'm trying to hail him.
	What he's doing is Zeek hiling the MAGA hat as it leaves.
	He's saying, hile my hat.
	Next, ass hat.
	Constitution.
	It is the failure.
	Stop, go back.
	Dictator for a day, and he will terminate the Constitution.
	Stop.
	He will terminate the Constitution.
	Even if you intended to be a dictator and terminate the Constitution, you'd probably be quiet about that, no?
	So he never said he would terminate the Constitution.
	This is Chris Christie's allegation where he discussed a massive fraud of this type and magnitude.
	So Trump was talking about how the election was stolen.
	And if an election is stolen, then you have to do everything in your power to attack these people.
	If someone goes above the law, he was saying, then you have to chase them above the law.
	A massive fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution, he wrote on social media on December 3rd, 2022.
	Our great quote-unquote founder did not want and would not condone false and fraudulent elections.
	So you tell me what to do when the government is taken over and elections are fake.
	That means you don't have a country anymore.
	There's no Constitution to follow.
	His post was denounced by the White House and led to calls for urging of Kevin McCarthy to intervene.
	Trump later attempted to explain his statement.
	The fake news is actually trying to convince the American people that I said I wanted to terminate the Constitution.
	This is disinformation and lies.
	What I said was, when there's massive widespread fraud and deception, as has been irrefutably proven in the 2020 presidential election, steps must be immediately taken to right the wrong.
	Only fools would disagree with that and accept stolen elections.
	Then he goes mega.
	Okay, next point there, asshat.
	Go back to my original vid with peers.
	The failure of corporate media and also social media.
	No, it's the faith.
	All of what you're saying, the fact that your dumb lies are accepted as truth to the left and this silly cow over my right shoulder shows that the media has failed.
	We've been talking about the failure of the media for the past half hour.
	Check Univision.
	Check everything but Fox News.
	And even Fox News can be pretty darn left if you want me to be honest.
	So yes, the media has failed by allowing propagandists like you to have a career.
	Also, several influential people on YouTube for the past four years have not raised the threat and have done a both sides analysis where we have given Donald Trump a pass and promoted hateful talking points and conspiracy theories.
	And yes, some individuals and outlets have been paid by Russia.
	It has been confirmed.
	They have been unwitting agents of Russia, whether they realize it or not.
	Tim Poole and a lot of his friends, unfortunately, this is true.
	Now, I don't know if Tim knew it.
	He says he did it.
	But this is the disinformation that has come out in the past four years, which is why.
	Look, he can't.
	On Pierce Morgan on Censored, you can say that Tim Poole is a tool of the Russian government and he can't say anything.
	So the story is there that Lauren Chen started a thing like Compound Censored that was much better funded than Compound Censored and guys were getting like $100,000 to do an episode.
	Then we find out that allegedly the thing was funded by rich Russians, but Dave Rubin, Tim Poole, Lauren Chen, they didn't change their views on anything.
	So I don't understand what the allegation here, that they got their talking points from the Russians.
	And the second they found out about this, the whole thing was shut down.
	So that's an incredibly lame allegation to make.
	I think we're done here, right?
	Well, I mean, if you could step aside, maybe I could say something.
	Listen, man.
	What he has said is crazy.
	You know what?
	I quit.
	You're quitting again?
	Yep.
	All right.
	I think that's a mistake.
	So just to remind you, we've been talking about Asshat for a while now.
	He was the guy that blamed white women for Trump.
	He hates racism and white women.
	Racism, sexism, and white women are his three least favorite things.
	But if you recall, pull up that tweet.
	Majority of the white women yet again voted for GOP, the party that took away their rights and endorses hate and cruelty, whatever the fuck that means.
	White women got to step up, yo, and talk to their sisters.
	Only so much woman of color can do, yo.
	Look, he's everything.
	And here's a recent appearance on MSNBC where he's talking about America that doesn't love him back, just like Harper that we opened with, where he goes, I love America, just doesn't love me back.
	Me, me, me.
	It's a spotlight effect.
	You came to America 13 years ago.
	I want to hear about the book, but I'm assuming your journey since is all a part of it.
	Actually, I was born and raised in this country, but I came to New York 13 years ago from Fremont, California.
	So that actually counts, right?
	I actually came here.
	I was just telling Willie and the guests, I came here to New York City as a broke man at the age of 28, a young playwright with these big jeans of hair.
	I was in my play, The Domestic Crusaders, single, trying to figure it out, and here I am at the age of 41.
	There you go.
	That's a photo of me when I used to wear husky pants.
	Anyone who used to wear husky pants?
	Sorry for triggering you or the Tuftskins.
	But you know, I was actually born and raised in this immigrant parents, and my parents thought it'd be hilarious to name me with John Hudson Blend.
	And they also decided not to teach me English.
	I mean, because I only knew three phrases of English when I was dropped off at Charles Hidaway preschool.
	Shut up, because my mother used to say shut up, followed by idiot, and uh-oh, Pasgadio.
	But I graduated with an English major from UC Berkeley.
	I'm a non-practicing attorney, and now I'm an author.
	A non-practicing attorney.
	No wonder you support Kamala so much.
	That's a great country.
	Sounds like this country taught you.
	You know what he is?
	He's their little pet Packy.
	They love him.
	He does his little step-and-fetch it show, and they all giggle.
	And then he says, they told me to go back where I came from because they don't realize that I'm from America.
	He's such a little house immigrant, a house immigrant.
	But let me tell you that what he has in common with Harper Steele, Will Smith's trainee buddy, it's the spotlight effect.
	Go to 5.9.
	He's being socially anxious.
	One possible scenario...
	go to a classroom, go to a party or run to a party.
	What usually happens is your heart will start to pound.
	Soon you begin to overthink and question why are you there.
	You start to observe every single little thing you do.
	You become nervous and overthink all of your actions.
	And maybe you start to sweat.
	You fear that what you might say or do will be judged by others.
	What if they make fun of you?
	This guy's accent is driving me nuts.
	Why do we keep having people who don't speak English?
	Why do we keep making them narrators?
	This seems to be a common phenomenon now.
	Hello, even if you look up the pronunciation of some words like analogous, it'll be like, hello, you're here to hear about the pronunciation of analogous.
	It is pronounced analogous.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Go back where you came from.
	Buenos dias.
	Miamo, mio de noche.
	Being yourself at all.
	This is not you.
	At least not the fun, talkable, and interesting person you are when you're comfortable.
	Why do you choose him to narrate this?
	Here, let's hear someone who speaks English.
	Go to 60.
	It's a much less distracting explanation.
	Well, in 1999, psychologists Thomas Guyovich and Kenneth Savitsky discovered this now famous phenomenon.
	They conducted a study asking participants to wear a Barry Manilo t-shirt.
	He's a famously half-time-shaped Barry Manilo?
	Okay, I've had enough of these fucking foreigners.
	They're irritating me.
	I love you.
	I love you.
	But in my room, wish you were dead.
	You're all like a baby in a razor.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, but the spotlight effect is just you walk into a room, you think everyone's staring at you, and they don't give a shit about you.
	They have their own problems.
	You walk in with like a bright pink t-shirt that catches someone's peripheral vision, they might be like, And then the guy's like, oh, great, I shouldn't have worn this shirt.
	Causing a scene.
	J6 was the worst thing ever is the narrative that he was just using there.
	It's all they have for Trump.
	It's that movie that's about me.
	Stuck the Capitol on my head because that's the most relevant thing I've ever done, even though I said don't go.
	Over 500 riots in relation to BLM were recorded in the summer of 2020.
	These riots, for the most part, have been forgotten by legacy media.
	Meanwhile, J6 is regularly discussed.
	Sirens blaring outside.
	I don't know if you can hear that.
	Look at that.
	Look at all those fucking riots, protests, demonstrations.
	The riots are orange, and there's a lot of orange on that fucking thing.
	And J6 happened once.
	Yeah, but it was the Capitol.
	And those were for civil rights, you guys.
	Shut the fuck up, you fag.
	Okay, last thing on Hawkatua.
	We really got a lot covered today.
	I just thought this was a great way to end Kamala Harris and her stupid campaign, which I hope is over in two weeks.
	Check out this graphic.
	She clearly hires based on race and gender and not talent.
	And she ends up with graphic designers who look cool and fit the bill, but think Tucson is spelled Tuscan.
	I got to say, as a graphic designer, that looks good.
	But yeah, you got to, that spelling of Tuscan should look weird to you.
	But she clearly never reads, so words, all words look weird.
	And again, this made it through her entire staff.
	So the graphic designer made it, and then it got passed through.
	Maybe they double-checked Harris and Walls and Obama, and they're like, we're good.
	Nailed it.
	Classic me.
	That's a very simple design, too.
	Yeah, I like it.
	I like this one.
	That one's a cluttered mess.
	Like, choose what you want to do, dude.
	Have the fist or the flag or the mic.
	And the mic is powerfully played out.
	That's the play on this.
	Ass hat.
	Yeah, I think people got it, Ryan.
	Do you want to hug?
	So, let me see the chick who made that thing.
	She black.
	Design lead.
	She's wearing pants as a shirt.
	Burn all that shit down.
	Burn all that shit down, Kenosha.
	Because I'm not playing with y'all.
	We should probably just burn all this shit down.
	I have never and will never have a problem with looting.
	Burn that shit down.
	Again and again and again.
	Looting.
	And I hate capitalism.
	You're hired.
	Okay, Ryguy, I was going to get to the mail, which is both digital and analog today.
	I think this might be our longest, definitely our longest Tuesday ever.
	I think it might be our last Tuesday ever.
	Why?
	You're quitting?
	Well, I mean, unless you have a solution at a continue, but it's too big for our bridges at this point.
	We've got 20, I think 25,450 subs.
	They're paying 10 bucks a month.
	It's a good business.
	We're making money.
	Hey, it's not about cash.
	And we have no employees, just you.
	Everyone else submits their shit, and we don't have to worry about it.
	We don't even have a cleaner come in here and clean.
	I do it.
	Listen, ma'am, I have a lot of people that work for me, and they don't do anything.
	You have one guy that does everything.
	And furthermore, if you look at it...
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	And that's the inside scoop, which I'll never say again, but very private.
	So we have a P.O. box now.
	And we appreciate the inside scoop there, Tim.
	Of course.
	Gavin McInnis P.O. box 1750, New Rochelle, New York.
	It's next to my gym.
	10802.
	Oof.
	And we show that at the end of the show.
	You can send me stuff.
	It's not cheap.
	It's like $350 a year or something, maybe $400.
	So I better get $1 a day worth of stuff.
	That's cute.
	All right.
	Well, I guess this is for your daughter.
	I hope it's not a polio beanie.
	I would love a new beanie.
	That's not for your babies, right?
	This is for the two-year-old.
	It looks like it.
	That would be really cute.
	That's really nice.
	All right, so that's for you.
	It says attention, Ryan, dumbass.
	Oh, cool.
	So thanks a lot for sending some fucking little kid shit to me.
	Speaking of family stuff, my wife made delicious cookies.
	Do you want to try one?
	It's with browned butter.
	Yes.
	Ryan, I made a hat for your daughter to thank you for your...
	Should we be censoring out names now?
	I don't...
	I made a hat for Daphne to thank you for your support in returning to Catholicism.
	I hope it fits.
	I have trouble with sizes for kids.
	I also hope she likes the style.
	Going back to the church is temporary a process, and I still wish you would set up like a Catholic chat maybe once a month.
	Also, I like making these hats, but I live in the tropics.
	I can make any color requested.
	If Maddie, the cops, Gab, or anyone else wants, I would like a swastika hat.
	If you could do that.
	A tasteful, like a tasteful one.
	Thank you so much.
	And I'm really a pro-Israeli swastika hat, obviously.
	The early Indian ones.
	In the Discord voice chat, I have my own little voice channel, and we talk about Catholicism all the time.
	Okay.
	These are delicious.
	Probably the best ever.
	Alrighty.
	Someone has sent me $20 billion.
	Wow.
	I appreciate this very much.
	Thank you.
	I was going to say we already have this, but we don't.
	We have a trillion dollars, I believe.
	Which is like, it's metallic.
	This is a mere lowly $20 billion.
	And this is what happens when you kick white people out of your country.
	Your currency becomes completely valueless.
	So that's cool.
	We'll put that with our Zimbabwean Zillion.
	No, trillion.
	Trillion.
	Not that it matters.
	Is there ever a time in Zimbabwe where they're like, that will be $16 trillion?
	You're like, oh, fuck, that's expensive.
	I heard a cheeseburger.
	This news is like 20 years old.
	Cheeseburger was 13 million.
	And so was like a long-distance call.
	So I guess there's not a lot of change going around.
	Your change is $1,100,000.
	This thing's a real bitch to open.
	By the way, this is one of my favorite things.
	It's a key, but it's not a key.
	It's a knife, but like a little tiny knife.
	You could get this on a plane.
	Whatever you want.
	Could you?
	Oh my God, more fucking baby shit.
	Yay.
	Gav, my daughter, 17 months, was starting to show classic signs of bigotry and hate, little bitch.
	Luckily, I found this book in a thrift store.
	I thought you might enjoy.
	This is by Ibrahim X. Kendi.
	Please look up his real name.
	It's super funny and uncool.
	It's like Charlemagne, the god.
	His real name is Leonard, spelled wrong.
	So he decided to spell Charlemagne and the wrong.
	But yeah, Ibram X. Kendi is an illiterate, anti-racist activist who...
	Ibram Henry Rogers.
	Is Ibram his real first name?
	Yeah.
	So what does he do with the tens of millions of dollars of grant money he gets?
	He writes a book.
	But he has to stay within his IQ parameters.
	So he writes a children's book where it says, confess when being racist.
	Nothing disrupts racism more than when we confess the racist ideas we sometimes express.
	Which is what we do on this show.
	All right, so a lot of baby shit.
	I don't know who's going to read anti-racist baby.
	We'll just put it on display here.
	And then finally, we have a poster.
	That's exciting, isn't it?
	It's Elmo.
	It's kind of hard to open these.
	It's Miffy.
	What are you saying?
	Imagine it's Elmo or Miffy.
	It's more kids' stuff.
	Who's Miffy?
	You don't know Miffy?
	She's a sweet little bunny.
	Something is going on with my YouTube algorithm where I get nothing but Miss Rachel.
	Yuck.
	I think I've been hacked by a funny person.
	Because I've never, no one in my house has ever watched it once.
	So this is a pretty beat-up old poster.
	I'm trying to be gentle.
	Oh my.
	Oh, I. whoa.
	Oh, there's a bunch of stuff in here.
	Look at this.
	Presents galore.
	So, Ryan, can I get your help here?
	Sure.
	To hold it?
	I don't want to crinkle this more than it's already crinkled.
	It looks like it might be a poster from 86.
	Yeah, you don't have to make sound effects every time you do this.
	What are you doing?
	I'm holding the bottom and you pull it up.
	You used two hands, obviously.
	So it's just a cool old Mets poster.
	Wow, that's awesome.
	You know what I'm going to do?
	I'm going to get a frame on Amazon and stop touching it.
	And frame it here.
	Another Meathead for Bunker pin on a Budweiser scarf that's making my tongue sting.
	So I'm not sure what's happening there.
	Another Budweiser scarf.
	Bandana.
	Cool.
	I think we should wash these.
	And a third Budweiser bandana.
	It's pretty awesome to get a poster of every single World Series the Mets ever won.
	That's really cool.
	I think there's two, actually.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Maybe.
	Here's Daphne.
	Thank you for that.
	You're welcome, Daphne.
	It was basically me.
	How many World Series did the Mets win?
	Yes, 69 and 86.
	Thank you very much.
	Sorry.
	They're off by one that post.
	All right.
	I'm losing my voice.
	This has been such a long app.
	And we still haven't turned on the heat.
	No, we don't need it at this point.
	We're going to go the whole winter without it, right?
	We're going to see how long we can go.
	I just think it might get boring for the people at home to constantly watch these two guys in parkas and mittens doing their show like Bob and Doug McKenzie.
	Curious on your thoughts.
	I'm 37.
	I just got married to my wife who's 36.
	Before me, she didn't want kids, but now she wants them but wants to wait until next year and then have two.
	Though we know it's not all up to us.
	She wants to save on money.
	No.
	On the one hand, I'm happy with her agreeing to start in the year.
	On the other hand, I think maybe we should push it to get started right away.
	I said, bro, making a baby at 36 is next to impossible.
	Fuck money and fuck her gay career.
	Quit porn.
	Don't beat off and have sex as often as you can.
	You're not out of the woods until they do the retard test.
	You'd be very lucky to make one this late in the game.
	Don't go jinxing it with restrictions.
	He goes, I know you're right, but we're at the wire.
	If up to me, I'd say now.
	Update for what it's worth.
	I think you helped shorten the time.
	And we'll possibly start trying in January.
	I showed her your message, and she said, okay, and then proceeded to cry and felt overwhelmed.
	It's tough for her.
	And then she goes, was your wife, he says a bunch of other stuff, but he goes, was your wife scared of physically having a baby?
	And I go, having a baby hurts, but it's one day out of your life.
	Big whoop.
	As far as the job goes, she will not give two fucks after the baby comes out.
	My wife was determined to work after kids, but then she had kids and it hasn't come up once.
	Actually, she did apply for some Indian thing pretty recently and she got turned down because they Googled her and found out who her husband is.
	You know what a fun thing to do is, anytime there's like doubt, is be like, you know how many like single black single mothers just do this?
	I mean, and they have, you know, feeding their kids Oreos and stuff.
	It's like, oh, cave women, whatever you want to say.
	But you were destined for this, to bear a child in your womb.
	I'll put that into my special file called Babies I Made.
	Your cookie's making the roof of my mouth hurt like hell.
	Didn't you just have like a pain?
	No, I think I'm allergic to something in it.
	What the frick?
	I'm about to eat mine right now.
	It's browned butter cookies.
	Okay, here's a fun one.
	Hey, Gavin, here's a short video I put together of clips from the sexual harassment training my work as this go-through.
	It's from a third-party thing called Easy Llama.
	Here are some funny trans-hour skits for you.
	Okay, so this guy has to watch these for work.
	Sexual harassment doesn't just include unwelcome sexual advances.
	It also includes harassment.
	Another foreigner?
	Or another guy who can't speak English.
	I'm not saying you have to go back to Mexico, but or maybe you're more like Brazil or Chile or something.
	But sexual advances, like why have they chosen you as the spokesperson?
	This kind of bothers me about church, to be honest.
	They'll find a guy, they'll choose a guy who does the most voluntary work, and his reward is to get to read from the Bible, and he'll be like Pilipino or fat or just not good at talking.
	And you go, hey, your job is to make one of the more boring books in the world cool and interesting, and you don't have the language at your disposal.
	Go back where you came from.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	And by back where you came from, I mean the pew.
	Anyway, let's hear more of this guy's weird English.
	Based on gender identity.
	If a colleague at work begins using a new name or pronouns, repeatedly misgendering them or dead naming them pre-transition name can be considered sexual harassment.
	It can be considered sexual harassment.
	Actually, that's present tense.
	What you want to do is add an ED to consider and make it considered.
	If it creates a hostile work environment.
	Transitioning is a personal process.
	This is probably...
	And then you're like, are you white splaining?
	That's it.
	And it is different for everyone.
	Let's look at some best practices.
	You seem Nice edit.
	Why is he sitting there smiling like that?
	Did he just come?
	You know, just hanging out.
	Happy today.
	Yeah, tomorrow's Friday.
	And I can't wait for a picnic putt-putt fun day.
	Picnic putt-putt fun day.
	Take two.
	Happy today.
	No, he said it right.
	Putt-putt.
	Picnic, putt-putt, fun day.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, tomorrow's Friday.
	And I can't wait for a picnic, putt-putt, fun day.
	Listen, I was thinking, maybe we can do guys against girls.
	Guys against girls.
	You're always talking about how good you are.
	Now you have an opportunity to prove it.
	But what about Steve?
	You mean Stephanie?
	In this scenario, you just what?
	So the message I'm getting from this video is that trans people ruin fun.
	And even something as innocent and whimsical as a picnic putt Friday can be totally put in the shit shitter by a Tran-Tran.
	Watched Nick dead named his co-worker Stephanie.
	How should he respond to Valerie correcting him?
	Let's watch two examples of what might happen next.
	I'm sorry, I keep forgetting.
	What I'm trying to say is, what team should he be on?
	She hi, Stephanie.
	Hey, what's going on?
	Look what the we were just trying to do.
	Look what the cat lady dragged in.
	Her puppet team's for tomorrow.
	And are you ready to be with the girls or actually?
	I'd just soon stay here, catch up on a few things.
	Bye.
	Maybe go home early if that's okay.
	That's great.
	Sure?
	That'd be okay.
	Okay, thanks.
	Look how it walks.
	Is this the ending credits for this?
	What about Stephanie?
	Well, Stephanie is a girl, so she would play for the girls' team, but I don't think you should do guys.
	You guys will destroy us if he plays on the girls' team.
	Also, I think it should be my team versus your team.
	Sounds like a winner.
	Wait, stop.
	Like, this guy's super open-minded.
	And in the first terrible one, by the way, like, you're not supposed to apologize when you misgender.
	Apparently, that's even bad.
	Oh, yeah.
	Their rules go on.
	It's like I was saying earlier, where it's just astrology.
	Like, they made up a bunch of gay, literally gay rules.
	And if we don't follow them, we're, I don't know, fired?
	And girls against boys, okay, fine.
	She can be on the other team.
	And by the way, he wasn't saying, can Stephanie be on the other team because that's not fair.
	I mean, he wants as little friction as possible.
	So he's like, what team should I put her on?
	Like, I'm trying.
	The guy's trying to help, and that's not good enough.
	And stock.
	Like, we've been choosing teams since we were little kids, literally kindergarten.
	There's the first pick, second pick.
	That seems to be the best one when it's mostly boys.
	Girls against boys is a good one.
	Shirts versus skins works, but that doesn't help you choose who's on the team.
	She hasn't improved upon this system.
	She just said my team versus your team.
	We still don't know who the fuck is who.
	We still need to come up with a system.
	This is what the left does.
	They destroy your system and replace it with nothing.
	Hi, Stephanie.
	Hi, Steve.
	I heard that you are an excellent putt-putt player.
	I have been playing since I was seven years old.
	Stop.
	That's late for Mini Putt.
	Like, my kids started Mini Putt, I don't know, two, three.
	What else can you do with kids?
	You can't take them to the batting cage yet.
	Kids movies are an option.
	Dinner at some like kid-themed place where there's a choo-choo train going around.
	There's like five or six things you can do with kids fishing, but not really with two-year-olds.
	They're scared of the fish when they catch it.
	Yeah, you're pretty reduced to put-putt.
	So if you didn't start till you were seven, you have shitty parents, which is probably why you don't know what gender you are.
	Here's an easy way to fit.
	Do you have to sit down to piss?
	Or is that kind of just a little...
	Yeah.
	Didn't dick touch the water.
	Look, they're friends now.
	what the kind of I know.
	I think I'm going to talk to the motherfucker.
	Oh, this one is insane.
	First of all, she's Asian.
	She has no ass.
	And she's wearing an assless dress.
	So maybe if it was like Lululemons and she was Puerto Rican or something, this would make sense.
	And the men were Puerto Rican.
	No.
	If she was Puerto Rican in tight pants and they were Dominican or black, I would understand this.
	It's just not.
	Guess how many times this has happened?
	Zero percent times.
	Maybe they like the way that like a cat's butt is, where the hole is just right there without any cheek to protect it.
	Dude, it's right there.
	A diminutive demure, as the meme goes, Asian lady with a long skirt sort of bends over.
	Her ass is not remotely visible, and they can't wait to get pictures.
	What are you going to do with that picture?
	Beat off to it?
	There's no information on it.
	Yeah.
	Uh-oh, Stephanie's here.
	Two options.
	Okay.
	Hey, they're taking pictures of you.
	By the way, do you see how this is tilted on the top?
	I didn't do that.
	Okay.
	So.
	What?
	Oh, I wasn't taking pictures.
	I was just trying to get my phone to work.
	See, it's locked.
	Did you find what you were looking for?
	Did you?
	Good comeback.
	Dressing like a whore.
	By the way, he should have said they're taking pictures of your ass.
	That's the offensive part.
	What do you think you're doing?
	No harm done.
	We're just playing around, right?
	Correct.
	Playing around, as you call it.
	Maybe be a team player.
	Share.
	You're right.
	Yeah, I want to see.
	take a picture of my ass.
	Yep.
	What am I?
	Chopped liver?
	This is jealousy for sure.
	What am I?
	The organ that filters the blood diced into small pieces?
	Sorry, Steve.
	Why?
	I have a really good memory.
	In case anyone from higher up asks me about what happened here today.
	Absolutely.
	Is that it?
	Yep.
	Okay.
	That was crazy.
	So the higher-ups at this company are telling this guy to blackmail their fellow co-workers and then bring it up if it happens again.
	In other words, I don't want to do the paperwork.
	I don't really give a shit if you take a picture of some chink's ass.
	But I would appreciate it if you could use extortion and blackmail to sort of keep everyone in order and then I don't have to worry about it.
	By the way, I know I used a racial epithet there, but I was in character as the top brass of this company.
	So take it up with them.
	I didn't do shit.
	That's right.
	All right, let's end the world's longest episode.
	Okay, I don't think I'm allergic to those cookies after all.
	I hope.
	Aren't they the most delish?
	They're really good.
	She does a fucking bang up crazy job.
	I bet they're insane fresh out of the ove.
	They are.
	Also, it's a good tip that if you have hard butter that isn't softened, you know, outside of the fridge, then browned butter cookies, that's the way to go.
	It's not only a good hack, but it tastes better.
	It tastes like a vanilla cookie.
	If you have hard butter that doesn't soften outside of the fridge.
	What?
	Yeah, basically, if you don't have time to soften butter outside the fridge, and the only stick of butter you have is in the refrigerator, you do the browned butter cookies.
	Couldn't you just put it in the microwave for four seconds?
	All right, you know what?
	This is our final video.
	That's the stupidest piece of cooking advice.
	I thought I would think outside of the box on this very outside of the box episode and just make it clear to you, Ryan, that I saw what you did.
	And you should probably watch yourself if you don't want the higher-ups to know what you've been up to.
	Hmm.
	No, I thought I would do a bunch of videos today.
	Maybe that'll be a permanent thing.
	Maybe the final video will become plural.
	That would kill the song.
	But I thought this was interesting.
	So I'm watching this.
	I can't really tell if that's duct tape or that aluminum foil tape that plumbers use.
	But whatever it is, could you scrub your corrugated plastic roof before you tape shit on it?
	So this is leaking, and we're seeing what the average IQ is in India here, because it ain't good.
	There's a lot of mistakes going on here.
	Not the least of which is checking the strength of the roof.
	What do they call that?
	The authenticity, the stability, the integrity.
	Integrity.
	The integrity.
	This one was sent in from a baby monster who said, I'm erect for men.
	I'm gay now.
	Just going to send it.
	This guy built the best water slide I've ever seen.
	The true testament to how awesome it is is how incredibly painful it is to go down Gunshots At least you have a nice soft landing after that.
	All right.
	So gnarly.
	So gnarly.
	Oh, oh.
	So his fateful mistake was the third pool.
	He didn't think he'd make it to the third pool, so that wasn't aligned properly.
	I think you may want to make those vertical.
	Third pool, meet last pool.
	Later.
	I'm out.
	Tim's quitting again.
	Tim, you said you were going to leave like a bunch.
	Shut up, man.
	Whoa.
	If you're going to be an arrogant cyclist, I would recommend you stay out of Scotland.
	It will not go well for you in that country.
	Even what is considered kind of a wimp town compared to Glasgow, Edinburgh, the Ouija's outfight the Burgers, but the Burgers can throw down too because they have to deal with junkies.
	So this guy decides to block her car because he's not happy with the way she's driving.
	How do you think that's going to go for her husband?
	And by the way, I know you think she's letting his wife drive.
	This is Britain.
	The steering wheel is on the other side.
	So he is driving.
	He shouldn't have let his bitch get out of the car, though.
	Here!
	Here you!
	Is he crying?
	Oh, no, someone's laughing.
	Is he unconscious?
	He's hamming it up for a lawsuit?
	They don't.
	Oh, yeah.
	Britain's not that litigious when it comes to this.
	Look at this.
	And fuck you.
	Maybe he knocked him out.
	That warmed the heart.
	And then finally, speaking of Scottish people, here they am.
	Here they are playing a video game that seems to simulate the Anglo-Scottish wars, which were arduous to say the least, and still stick in the craw of the Scots, apparently, because even the newest generations are angry at the English.
	Cough
	Give him steel.
	Rick's gone and you're next, you honey.
	Surrender, you cut.
	Be fucking.
	Ah, that warms my heart.
	That warms the cockos of my heart, and it makes me quite homesick.
	Although I will be in Chicago for the Feast of the Haggis with my entire Scottish family very shortly.
	That'll be fun.
	Longest episode ever recorded in history.
	Welcome to the Guinness Book of World Records.
	Tim, sad to see you go.
	It's a good finale, you know?
	Go out with a bang.
	Last episode ever.
	The studio is broken.
	Nothing works here.
	Everyone is lazy.
	And we officially quit.
	So see you never.
	And until then, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	I like your stories.
	I like your cooking.
	Shooting out card target sounds like loads, loads of fun.
	But in my room, wish you were dead.

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