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Oct. 30, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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COMPOUND CENSORED - EP169 / TACS 1831: THE LAST COMPOUND CENSORED EVER?

If Kamala wins, the show will go on but we'll be broadcasting from a very different America. Not one with hope to stem the massive bleeding but a bloodless husk that resembles Venezuala much more than the country we knew and loved. Vote like your life depends on it. It does.

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	- Here we are.
	There we is!
	Kevin!
	Hey.
	Hello, sir.
	Yo.
	How are you?
	I'm freezing.
	We can't seem to get the heat on in this studio.
	Oh, no.
	I was wondering.
	Yeah.
	It's getting a little brisk down here, hence the long-sleeved flannel.
	I've delved into my 90s attire and put this on.
	But you are bundled up, sir.
	I'm also too cheap to call.
	I mean, Ryan and I said, let's see how long we can go.
	Maybe there'll be snow in here in January.
	It's hard to type when your hands are freezing.
	Yeah, so there hasn't been heat for like the whole time you've been in that place?
	Yeah, it's a dumb competition that no one recognizes and I'm about to throw in the towel.
	Yeah, I would probably do that.
	What do you do?
	You call up the guy?
	I used to be the guy.
	I was hoping you could come down.
	Well, maybe you can help.
	That's never going to happen.
	This will make for some great TV, but maybe you can help.
	So the AC comes on, no problem, lickety-split.
	But then when we switch it to heat, dead.
	So the fan works and the AC works, but that's not the same machine as the heater?
	Depends if you got like gas-fired furnace or if it's water, hot water coil in there.
	You know, it could be a gas problem if it's gas-fired.
	Do you have a gas bill?
	Have you paid your gas bill?
	Oh, that's a good point.
	Maybe we don't have a bill paid.
	There it is.
	Yeah.
	Could be a bill.
	Make sure you don't get one of those fucking AC guys that come out there and then they say that you need something and you really don't.
	You've seen that clip, right?
	The only guy that failed the test was a black guy.
	Yeah, I did see that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We got a guy.
	I got a guy, Miami Mike.
	He'll do it.
	He's Matty's cousin.
	He sounds like a good guy.
	A dear friend of ours.
	Yeah, everyone has guys.
	In fact, at our age, it's easier to list people you don't have a guy for.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You need a guy when you have...
	You own a house.
	You're not like full of piss and vinegar like when you first were young and you got a house and you're up on the ladder and you're doing shit.
	You gotta get a guy.
	It's not a thing you do by yourself anymore.
	Well, you do it and you don't like it.
	You fix the deck and it's bothering you that it's not level.
	And then you realize, I saved what?
	Like $1,300.
	I killed my resale value like $3,000.
	Yeah.
	So that was stupid.
	That's true.
	Right.
	You fucked up.
	Now the inspector will come and be like, yeah, this deck is fucked.
	And now you got to pay for that.
	And then it comes off the cost of the house if you sell it.
	Or that nice couple who comes by.
	They just look and they go, well, that deck looks like shit.
	I bet the rest of the house is poorly built, too.
	Let's...
	Let's take our second chance.
	You're being penny wise and dollar foolish.
	Yes.
	I remember that one.
	My mom had a bunch of those sayings.
	You're being nigger rich.
	Well, not quite that one.
	That was my dad's.
	But Pennywise and Dollar Foolish was a big one.
	And I never even understood what that meant.
	And now, thank God, I don't have to even care about what it means.
	I never heard a colloquialism said.
	They're always screamed.
	Like I'd be coming back in the car with too many bags of groceries and my dad would go, Ach, dude, have a lazy man's button!
	Or...
	Yeah, Lazy Man's burden was big.
	Or then he would just make up his own that he got from a commercial.
	So I remember being like, oh great, so I'm grounded then for the rest of the week.
	And he goes, you got it, Pontiac!
	He's stealing it from a Pontiac commercial.
	I've never had that yelled at me.
	I still have a huge diversion of those cars just from him.
	Yeah, yeah.
	The other one was, the money's burning a hole in your pocket.
	My mother would say that.
	My dad would say the nigger rich thing.
	But my mom would say, your money burns a hole in your pocket.
	Why don't you put it away?
	It's like, it's $3.
	Yeah, I'm eight.
	You know, even in the 70s, Three dollars is still, it's just three fucking dollars.
	Oh yeah, I'll put this in my big bank account and save up for a fucking Porsche.
	Invest.
	Of course I'm going to spend it on Hubba Bubba bubblegum and a little toy piece of shit that'll break in an hour.
	But yeah, I'm a big saver.
	I'm fucking Rockefeller.
	Plus, I get the money.
	You give me the five bucks on Friday.
	Monday's a wash.
	Like, what am I going to do on Monday?
	I can't go out.
	So this has to be enjoyed this weekend.
	Because I'm not really able to party until Friday.
	And then you give me five more bucks.
	So this is going...
	The best hope is Friday, Saturday.
	But I'm probably going to go to Max Milk.
	I'm probably going to get a Mad Magazine.
	I'm probably going to get...
	Like, we would have a whole...
	Feast for the first sleepover with a bucket with ice and soda pop and fucking Twizzlers and Maltesers.
	And then just watch TV, Friday night videos.
	Just live like kings.
	Yeah, that was great.
	Remember you would talk to a guy and be like, how much are these?
	And how much are these?
	And he'd be like, 84 cents.
	Those are 35.
	How much are these?
	Because you got it right to $4.99.
	You spend everything.
	Now you like counting in your hand?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I think I have that.
	Oh, yes.
	It was easiest just to go there, right?
	Get a Mad Magazine and some Twiddlers, buy that, and then you get your change, and then buy something else.
	Just keep getting your change.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Keep getting your change and then you realize you could get something else.
	What a pain in the ass for the guy behind the counter.
	His profits for the whole exchange were like 30 cents maybe.
	You know, it was pretty amazing though that we actually knew what the change was because nowadays I don't think anyone even knows What changes?
	You go to any store or fast food place, they don't know how to ring up something.
	They don't know when you give them $2 and how to give you change back.
	It's a lost art math.
	Or that whole thing of you give them an extra $10 so they don't have to break your money.
	Right.
	Because they're like, why'd you give me $40?
	Right.
	The bill is only 29.
	There's no explaining it either.
	I want less bills in my wallet because they're big and annoying.
	It goes right through their head.
	They don't hear a fucking thing.
	You know what I've started doing with actual change?
	I'll take the quarters, put them aside for the parking meter or whatever, so that goes in the car, and then dimes, nickels, fling them to the wind.
	I've been doing that for decades.
	Really?
	Like, I think since I signed my contract with WNEW Radio back in 2000, somewhere around that, I haven't seen hide nor hair of a nickel, a dime, or a penny in my house.
	Quarters I need, I keep them in the cup holder in the car for, you know, if you need air in a tire or something like that.
	But yeah, when I leave and someone gives me change, first of all, It fucking scratches your phone.
	If you put your phone in your pocket and then changes in there, it scratches up your phone.
	I can't have that.
	Can't have that.
	So I take it.
	Sometimes I'll stack it up.
	If I'm leaving CVS, I'll stack it up.
	And sometimes with this, even quarters.
	I'll just do that and I'll plop it on a shelf with some goods on there.
	I'm thinking maybe a kid will see it and he'll be all happy that he got some change.
	Other than that though, as I'm walking out of the store, I just go...
	Here you go, bums.
	Did you hear about these women?
	They've been putting like 20 bucks in baby formula.
	Because they know how expensive it is and how hard it is for single mothers to survive and they're all poor.
	Because they have this like dust bowl view of American poverty with that woman, you know that black and white photo.
	The grapes of rap.
	The grapes of rap.
	Meanwhile, it's like the grapes of rap and she's fucking listening to Cardi B at home.
	But junkies love baby formula because it resells so well.
	Really?
	Yeah, the junkies are stealing the baby formula, ladies.
	And then they're going, what the fuck?
	Or like, yo, what the fuck?
	There's 20 bucks in this fucking thing.
	Which makes them want to steal it more.
	Right.
	So now it's like the bonus thing to steal.
	Get the 20 bucks.
	I didn't know that.
	Because you hear, you know, AOC was big on saying they need baby formula and bread.
	That's why they're stealing things like that.
	But oh, they resell it because it's got a good resale, black market resale value.
	Yeah, they steal it for crack.
	And they don't steal bread.
	You've seen the videos.
	When was the last time you saw them running out like...
	With things of bread.
	A big loaf of Wonder Bread.
	It's always the dumbest shit.
	It's like paper towels, fucking RC Cola.
	It's all shit that's $1.78, you fucking losers.
	And they just...
	Well, I didn't know that Coke was cut with baby laxative.
	So they would steal things like baby laxative.
	And you're like, what the fuck would you...
	Oh, so you could cut the fucking Coke and sell that.
	Yeah, we used to get Pavlovian shits at this bar called Blue in Williamsburg.
	Because every Friday after work, we would go down there at like 7 and start the weekend with a bag of shitty Coke.
	And it got to the point where my well-trained bowels would start rumbling, like, as when it saw the bar sign blue.
	That was like, uh-oh.
	Holy shit.
	Like when you're driving home and you have to take a shit, and then right when you get out of the car to get to your door, your body just knows.
	Yeah, yeah.
	All of a sudden, it floods torpedo tube number two.
	Like, it knows it's coming.
	It got to the point where we would go into the bathroom and have explosive diarrhea before the coke guy got there.
	Coke would make you shit.
	Like, that is a...
	You do...
	Coke, you will take a shit.
	Yeah, New York City Coke.
	It smells like nail polish remover.
	So much so that if you walk by a nail salon, it, like, reminds you of parties in New York.
	It burns your nose to the point where you look like fucking...
	Holy shit.
	Artie.
	Artie Lang.
	You have no...
	Yeah.
	Nothing in there anymore.
	The pushed-in nose.
	I was talking to the guy who did these tattoos, and he's like...
	Yes, man.
	I was really bad.
	I was really bad.
	I was doing like a gram a day and like half a bottle to a bottle of Jack every day.
	And I was like, holy shit.
	But it's good.
	When you get to be old, you know guys who sell coke, who don't cut it, like mafia guys who are like 60 years old and they don't want you to give their phone number to anyone.
	They have their clients and their clients are also like 60.
	That's a whole other world of drug dealing.
	We are not accepting new patients.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	That's not the street shit.
	That's like a guy who has his 13 guys, and they're all above 50, and they just buy an eight ball.
	And it sits in a little urn in their living room with a little spoon.
	Yeah, because half a gram a day isn't that much at all.
	That's not like a crazy cokehead, right?
	Yeah, I guess so.
	Maybe it was more than that.
	But yeah, you're right.
	Unless you're...
	Because here's the thing.
	I'm sure if you have an eight ball in an urn and you're doing a half a gram a day, you're a social coke guy.
	But there's no such thing.
	That's a unicorn.
	It's a fucking dragon.
	If you have coke...
	You will keep doing it until it is all gone without taking a break.
	So there's no, like, oh, I only do a half a gram a day, and then I go, that's enough Coke for tonight.
	No one's ever said that's enough Coke for tonight.
	Correct.
	There's no one with a beautiful, and I thought, I go, when I was super young, I was like, I bet when I'm old and I have my own apartment and shit, I'll have, like, a thing of heroin, a thing of Coke, a thing of weed, and that'll be, like, in my bar with all my, no, dude.
	The thing of Coke would be empty, and two days would have gone by.
	And you'd look like shit.
	It doesn't work that way.
	And then when you run out of Coke for the night, the rest of the night is dedicated to trying to find more Coke.
	Right, yeah.
	So, you know, you're not saving it.
	That's why I always said, I go, the one thing you'll never hear, where's the rest of that Coke from last night?
	Yeah.
	Although, I gotta say, I think I've bumped into one or two guys in my life where you're like, you want to do a toot?
	And he's like, oh, I'm good, man.
	I gotta hit the A. I gotta do a bunch of shit tomorrow.
	Wow.
	That's some discipline right there.
	Even with booze.
	You know those guys?
	They're like, want to do a shot?
	Nah, I should probably wrap it up.
	I'm gonna head back.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No shots for you.
	Got it.
	The only thing that...
	The only reason I do that now is because they took a saw to my breastbone.
	See, if it wasn't for that, I would do the shot.
	Yes.
	But, you know.
	That would be bad.
	Hey, I just remembered today's a free episode, or at least some of it is free.
	Would you mind if I spoke briefly about my favorite pre-workout, Purple Works Nutrition?
	Purple Works Nutrition?
	Of course!
	Talk about it, Gavin.
	It's a way to rape yourself into going to the gym.
	You don't feel like going there.
	You have some of this new shit, the purple stuff, Invictus, I think it's called.
	Uh, I take it every morning.
	I took it today, was in there, hitting the pads like a ninja.
	You use the promo code GAVIN, you get 20% off.
	And the reason I say rape is because it gives you these little tingles in your arms and hands, and the only way to get rid of them is to exercise.
	So if you were to take it and then just go to work, you'd feel like you have ants in your pants.
	It's highly irritating.
	Not highly irritant, but you know what I mean?
	It's like taking a coffee and going to bed.
	There is a fair amount of caffeine, as you should be aware of that.
	So, yeah, it's gotten me to drink less, too, and party less, because I know I'm going to force myself to go to the gym the next day.
	There it is, Invictus.
	Purple stuff.
	So I don't want to be hungover there.
	So it doesn't just like help you build muscles and help you work out.
	It helps you improve your life because it's like hiring a personal trainer to drag you out of bed and drag you to the gym.
	$34.99, 15% off, promo code GAVIN at purpleworksnutrition.com.
	I even warmed up talking about it.
	How about that?
	Interesting little concept there.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, that was what Tom Shalhoub said to me once.
	He goes, dude, you have to try not beating off.
	It makes you rape your wife.
	And it does make you sort of get to the point where you're like...
	Say it's been 10 days.
	You're sort of like, this isn't up to me.
	Well, that makes sense.
	The second you're done, you don't even think about sex or anything like that.
	So there he is.
	Look at that picture.
	You don't think about sex either.
	Wow.
	That might help me last, actually, if I pin that to the bed.
	Just put that on the headboard and go to town.
	You'd be a champ.
	Yeah, you know, you don't want to have anything to do with sex or, you know, anything like that once you're finished.
	So, yeah, that makes sense.
	You build up and you're thinking about it and then your wife is there and she's the receptacle, whatever you want to call her.
	It makes you nicer to her, too.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	It's just better all around.
	I don't know.
	Although, you know, you've reduced your water intake to one spigot, so you can get pretty fucking dehydrated if she's going away or something like that.
	Oh, okay.
	That gets pretty tough.
	And I think a lot of older women, they're like, why don't you just beat off?
	You're not supposed to encourage your significant other to wank.
	They've just, you know, kind of...
	Relegated themselves to the truth that it's over, Johnny.
	Yeah.
	They just don't want it anymore.
	Yeah.
	It's not over till I say it's over.
	Yeah.
	That's a tough one for, you know, I remember the controversy when Viagra came out.
	And it's like, yeah, you get a bunch of guys that now want to have sex again, but the women aren't ready for it.
	Yeah.
	They don't want it.
	There's no pill that they could take that all of a sudden...
	And they've, you know, things are probably not in the working order that they were in when they first met.
	She's, you know, the grounds are unkempt.
	The shutters are falling off the windows.
	Things like that.
	Broken window theory.
	And this guy's, you know, using a door that hasn't been utilized.
	Well, Roseanne said that to me.
	She wasn't talking to me, but she's like, these old men with their Viagra and their blue chew and all this shit, get your fucking dick out of our faces.
	We're not interested.
	Wow!
	Yeah.
	And I was like, I'm not on Viagra.
	I'm horny.
	I can't get laid?
	What am I, chopped liver?
	That's why guys go after younger girls, too.
	It's one of those things.
	You just kind of go, I don't even think she wants.
	If you get a woman who's going through menopause in her 50s, 60s, whatever, they're not excited that your dick is out.
	They're not getting undressed in the room and looking and going, oh, you're breathing heavy and freaking out that this is awesome.
	No, she's laying down like it's a fucking pap smear.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, don't remind me.
	They don't want it.
	Fuck me.
	Those commercials with the old bats, when they're like, I take whatever drug it is, and they go, I'm in my 70s, and these are the best years of my life.
	What kind of horrid life could you have possibly had that 70 is now where you're peaking?
	Didn't steroids make you hornier?
	Weren't you randy?
	You don't take roids anymore, do you?
	No, I'm looking for another way to take them.
	The injections, I don't know if they had anything to do with my heart issues, but I don't want to have to go through that.
	And there are other delivery methods that are a little better than the injections.
	And I was on a fuckload.
	I should have taken it down a little bit, but when I went to the doctor, he's like, you want to reduce the dosage?
	I'm like, you know what?
	Let's just stick with it.
	I'm kind of starting to feel it.
	Meanwhile, I was just a madman.
	It was fucking crazy.
	Did it affect your body?
	Did you get better muscles?
	Because you weren't working out, right?
	Yeah.
	A little bit.
	Not a lot.
	Not like I was beforehand when I just had my trainer and shit.
	COVID kind of, you know, the trainer thing ended and didn't pick back up.
	But yeah, you know, you don't have to really exercise.
	You got to move around and shit.
	You can't eat like an asshole.
	But yeah, it's everything they said it is.
	It's fucking crazy, but I think it is really detrimental to your, maybe in your 20s and 30s, but then you have to worry about the cancer that it could give you.
	You know, all those WWE guys, when they were in their prime and they were fucking juicing, and then they all died of brain tumors and fucking liver cancer, whatever that real bad one is.
	It starts with a P, a prostate, whatever.
	Pancreas?
	Pancreatic cancer?
	Yeah, pancreatic cancer.
	They were getting all that, and it's like, eh, they were juicing a lot, and heart issues and things like that.
	So, I don't know.
	Maybe there's a real sweet spot, like Joe Rogan's age.
	Well, you don't have to worry that 30 years down the line, you're going to get something really bad, but you're still kind of young enough to enjoy that whole thing.
	He was the one who got you hooked on it, wasn't he?
	Hooked.
	Yes, I was hooked.
	I was an addict.
	Yeah, he tells everybody, dude, you got to go TRT, man.
	Fucking change your life.
	Yeah, it'll change your life, all right.
	Yeah.
	While it hangs in the balance and you're beeping machines.
	Yeah.
	Change your life all the way to the hospital when it's in some Jew's hands at fucking New York clinics.
	Like I said, though, I don't know if that was it.
	I wasn't really being a very good boy, especially as far as drinking goes.
	All those shots, Jesus Christ, every fucking day.
	It was more and more shots and beer, constantly drinking beer.
	Every waking minute of my life, Was spent sipping on a beer.
	It was...
	Well, not right when I woke up, but when I got into the city.
	But pretty close.
	When I got into Manhattan.
	It's not like you got up at the crack of dawn.
	So when you got to the city at four, you probably were up at 2.30 or 3.00.
	I got to the city at 2.
	Oh, okay.
	I got to the city around 2 o'clock.
	And then I'd go to Sullivan's.
	I'd go right to Sullivan's.
	And beer, shot, have some lunch, and then just get beer.
	And then up in the studio, more beer.
	And then I'd get home, open the fridge, there's beer.
	I'd play video games or watch TV. Constantly drinking.
	And then, you know, it's time to go to bed.
	Last sip, put it down, go to bed.
	Fucking...
	I've had, I don't even know how much.
	Probably a case.
	It's like chain smoking, yeah.
	You were a chain drinker.
	Yeah, it was just non-stop drinking.
	And that, you know, that's not...
	That can't last.
	That's not good for you.
	No.
	Speaking of drinking, I was just talking to my old drinking buddy, Jay Johnson.
	Who was sentenced to a year and a day, which apparently is nice because it makes you eligible for programs to get out earlier, which are not eligible for anyone a year and under.
	Oh, okay.
	It's kind of a tip of the hat from the judge, I believe.
	So it's help.
	They're helping by giving you that much time.
	Yeah, thank you, guys.
	Thank you so much.
	Thanks.
	But just hearing and talking to other people about the fucking betrayal of all these horrible cunts in L.A., these comedy people...
	I mean, like David Cross was his good buddy.
	He just X'd him.
	That's about the best it gets.
	David Cross and Bob Olin.
	What's the charge and the...
	Let me see.
	And the conviction?
	The exact charge is obstructing law enforcement officers during a civil disorder.
	A year?
	Which he didn't do.
	They passed him a police shield.
	Right?
	So what really happened is, he's huge.
	He's 6'4".
	So if you pass it to the giraffe, he can get it back, and he can get it back to the cops.
	Now, he could have handed it to the cops like this, but in a riot, you don't want to be looking like you're helping the police.
	So he was just sort of like, eh, here you go, guys.
	Whatever, like throwing it over there.
	But in the fray of chaos, that could look like, yeah.
	Right, like you're trying to slam a cop with a shield.
	So this can be easily mistaken for...
	Right.
	It looks exactly the same.
	It looks exactly the same.
	Yes.
	So his girlfriend was like, yeah, Jay's really on trial for being tall.
	That's really what he did wrong.
	But the backstabbing and the, like, David Cross's 60th party, everyone was there.
	My buddy knows them all still, and they like him because he hates Trump.
	But he likes Jay.
	And he's like, come on, guys.
	This is insane.
	Like, this has been your best buddy ever.
	Mr.
	Show started 30 years ago, 28 years ago.
	You've known this guy for three decades.
	And you're just like, fuck him, whatever.
	Everyone's attitude was like, fuck around, find out, man.
	He shouldn't have gone.
	He shouldn't have done that horrible thing that was the worst thing ever to happen in the world.
	9-11 and Pearl Harbor.
	Yeah.
	Wrapped up in one.
	And he's, I don't like the word naive for him, but LA comedy people, they're not sophisticated when it comes to writing in DC and New York.
	So they don't even know that it often ramps up to this kind of shit where people go to jail.
	They just think it's like a parade.
	And it's so easy to get caught up in a moment.
	It's very easy.
	You don't have to be an idiot, you know?
	Right.
	Because also, things get pretty myopic.
	You don't see this big picture of, you know, like an aerial shot.
	There's the Capitol.
	There's a million people outside waving flags and doing it that never even...
	Well, you're within a group of a couple of people that you know and a bunch of people you don't know and you're there and you're like, yeah, it's fucking doors open.
	Let's go in there and check it out.
	So you kind of get caught up in the moment and You don't realize or you would never fathom that the consequence to that is going to be what it's been for a lot of these guys.
	33 years in jail for Enrique.
	Crazy!
	That's fucking crazy.
	You know, as kids, we would go out and do shit.
	You steal something, you boost a car stereo.
	I took a tailgate from a Ford pickup truck once because I needed one for mine.
	And, you know...
	And if you got caught, you got caught.
	You know, don't do the crime if you can't do the time fucking thing.
	You realized, oh, fuck.
	I got caught.
	Now I got to go through the system.
	But before you did it, you did kind of run it through your head like, I could get caught and this could be bad.
	But no one would have thought you're getting fucking decades in prison.
	For fucking, you know, fucking off at the Capitol with a few of your buddies.
	Well, especially when we've had two years of rioting is cool.
	It's fiery but mostly peaceful.
	Don't worry about it.
	You'll be fine.
	Bailed out by the likes of Kamala Harris and company.
	And then they have to appear in court.
	And then any of the stories you see, it's like, oh, they gave him this or...
	Probation or nothing or, you know, those two that threw the Molotov cocktail at the cop van.
	I was just going to mention them, yeah.
	What did they get?
	They got a year.
	They lost their legal license and they got a year.
	They weren't just throwing Molotov cocktails into a police van.
	They were also handing them out.
	Like, what kind of terrorist charges are those?
	They must be huge.
	That's the same as taking a shield and passing it over people's heads.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Same sentence.
	Molotov cocktails.
	And then you had his best friends, like Dan Harmon, who, you know, Rick and Morty and fucking Community.
	He had always had it in for Jay because Jay didn't say Trump is evil back in 2016.
	That was like, I said, did you get blacklisted for doing that?
	And he goes, I got more brownlisted, but it was still pretty bad.
	But then this one buddy that I knew pretty well, Jeff B. Davis, super funny guy.
	He's pretty successful.
	I know his sister, Ann B. Davis.
	Alice.
	Alice from the Brady Bunch.
	He called the FBI. Like, Tim Heidecker was the first to go, Oh, I know who that is.
	That's Jay Johnson.
	Because the FBI put on his picture.
	Holy fuck!
	And then Jeff B. Davis calls the FBI and goes, Hey, guys.
	They talked for an hour on the phone.
	He showed him the text Jay sent him from the day where Jay goes...
	Jay texted him and said something like...
	Yeah, they're saying it was an attack.
	It wasn't, but it sort of turned into that.
	And I got maced and hit with a shield.
	And then Jay's last line was, it was very untastic.
	So you'd think the courts might get a laugh at that or see that he's a funny guy.
	Yeah, untastic is a pretty good word.
	But no, they all just fucking turned on him.
	Oh, jeez.
	That's typical, though.
	I mean, look at all the celebrities that are...
	Coming out in support of Kamala and the Democrats and every one of these bullshit allegations, the January 6th stuff, that Trump is a felon.
	What are the odds that all of these people would be of the same mindset just because they're in the same job or art or whatever it is?
	Just because you're an actor...
	Wouldn't necessarily mean that you all think exactly the same.
	But they all think exactly the same.
	Or at the very least, they want it to appear that way.
	So, you know, I mean, there are plenty of theories, and I give credence to a couple of them as to why they do this, Jews.
	But...
	But mathematically, it doesn't make sense.
	You sample a group of people from a certain occupation or area, and you would likely get a mix of ideologies.
	But this is just, they are all, and staunchly liberal Democrat for all this nonsense.
	Right.
	Well, I get it, but with acting, you could say, well, it's the arts and painters.
	They're all gay.
	Shitty painters, shitty gay painters.
	They're going to choose the side that has less strict standards.
	And conservative art is like, it has to be realistic and look like a good landscape.
	Left-wing art is like, oh, you farted into a teacup?
	That's art.
	You get an A+. So if you're shitty, you're going to choose the second group.
	But comedy is like skateboarding.
	About 4% of the population is even capable of doing it.
	And then within that group, there's guys who just slug along, like Bert Kreischer.
	He's just like, he rides half pipes, and he can sort of ollie, but no one is buying the Bert Kreischer skateboard.
	But then there's like Ben Bankus and Louis C.K. and...
	Those Friday guys, what are they called?
	That comedy troupe?
	It's Friday or Friday boys or whatever.
	Birthday boys were also good.
	Those guys are like the Tony Hawk guys.
	That's Tony Hawk, yeah.
	And the notion that Tony Hawk and fucking Neil Blender and all these skateboarders would all be vegetarians and feel the exact same way about everything.
	COVID, abortion, everything.
	Yes, yes.
	Everything.
	Almost Friday, yeah.
	Those guys are great.
	It's just not true.
	It's not a thing.
	I remember, I think it was Jim Downey said to me, he goes, let me tell you about famous comedians and comics.
	If you don't know their politics, they're right wing.
	That's how it works.
	Abso-fucking-lutely.
	It's statistically irregular that this would happen.
	You just don't find it.
	There's an ulterior motive there.
	There's some kind of an anomaly in the math that they're trying to say doesn't exist.
	But the results...
	Prove it exists.
	So there's shenanigans going on over there.
	Who do we have?
	There's obvious ones like Rob Schneider.
	Rob Schneider.
	Adam Carolla's kind of there because of Israel, I think.
	Kevin James, because he's a Catholic, that's a definite one.
	David Spade, maybe?
	Maybe.
	But if you don't know about it, then it is.
	If you don't know about it, then you know.
	If you don't know, now you know.
	Let's look at A-listers.
	People that are still working that are considered huge celebrities.
	Look, I love the fact that Scott Baio is preaching Christianity and the Republican Make America Great Again.
	Or the Superman guy.
	He's no Tom Cruise as far as box office draw.
	But the only one I can think of is Mel Gibson.
	Mel Gibson is a fucking A-lister.
	The guy's put out some of the most popular, biggest movies, acted, directed them.
	So he's up there.
	And they tried to get rid of him.
	Well, that's what I was going to say.
	He essentially went on the gulags.
	He was sent on a 10-year gulag.
	Yes.
	Where he had no movies.
	His IMDb had a massive hole.
	He might get to do a student film.
	And then after 10 years of punishment for saying dumb shit while he was drunk, they said, okay, we might let you creep back in just because you're the greatest.
	So I lost my job saying some dumb shit when I was drunk.
	Yeah, you're still going, though.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm still going.
	I guess we're not good enough to come back.
	Like, you and I will never be invited to Fox News ever again.
	No, no.
	And if we were, they would get a call, and someone would hang up, and that would be all of that.
	Right.
	Ended immediately.
	But Mel Gibson, the powers that be in Hollywood...
	They saw that he is still a moneymaker.
	Like Mel Gibson, he funded his own movies during that period of time.
	Oh, really?
	And he was making money.
	The guy, they knew he could put asses in movie seats.
	So that's the only reason.
	If they don't think you're viable financially...
	They never would have brought him back into the fold.
	They did it and looked at him and went, oh, this fucking anti-Semitic right-wing douchebag or whatever the fuck.
	But he can bring in the shekels.
	Was Passion of the Christ during his gulag?
	I wonder.
	Yeah, I think it was.
	Yeah, I think it was one of those things where it was like, fuck, he made a lot of money, very successful, and his movies are fucking great.
	Everyone loves a good fucking Mel Gibson movie.
	Apocalypto was too good.
	I don't like it.
	It's too intense.
	Do you know what's fucked up?
	I might have told this years ago.
	When I first saw Apocalypto, I saw it on TV. Not on regular TV, on cable, whatever.
	I didn't have the subtitles turned on.
	And they weren't on automatically.
	And I watched the whole movie without knowing what the fuck anyone was saying, and I knew exactly what the story was.
	I didn't miss a fucking thing.
	That to me was amazing.
	I'm like, how the fuck do you make a big screen, big budget motion picture and Have it in a foreign language that no one would know what the fuck it was.
	I don't know what they were saying.
	And I was able to understand everything.
	I watched it again with the subtitles and I'm like, I didn't miss a fucking thing.
	That is amazing to me.
	That's talent right there.
	That's great storytelling.
	Did you hear he said, people say I portrayed the Aztecs as too savage?
	But he goes, I actually took it down quite a bit.
	Took it down!
	They would kidnap the opposing chief, and they'd have him on the steps of the cathedral, whatever, the fucking pyramid, and they would abuse, cut out his tongue, and just abuse him, like, come to work, and just bonk him in the face.
	For eight years.
	Eight years!
	And then he'd be dying.
	They'd get him some maize, you know, get him back up on his feet.
	Just enough to keep him going.
	Just to keep him going for eight years.
	He'd be shitting on himself and stuff.
	And then after eight years, they'd just throw him down the steps and kill him that way.
	You'll notice, too, with American Indians, they're like, we came here and they were just smoking piss pipes.
	Because they weren't great at documenting their history.
	So we can pretend they were a lot groovier than they were.
	But the Aztecs, they've got the pictures on the walls of the mass killings.
	So you'll notice they don't talk a lot about the evil Spanish conquistadors who hurt the poor innocent Aztecs.
	Because there's like wall carvings of them like...
	The invaders.
	A lot of heads that are coming off of bodies with a drawing of blood coming out.
	A lot of that.
	A lot of hearts being pulled out.
	They were good fighters.
	It must have been awesome.
	Remember...
	So they chopped heads off, and then they'd throw them down those real steep stairs, and everyone was cheering and stuff, and the head would take these cool bounces and shit.
	And I'm thinking, like, that was probably like when David Letterman used to drop a watermelon off the roof, and he dropped shit off the roof of the building, of the late-night building.
	Like, yeah, that was probably their entertainment.
	That would be fun to watch something go down some steep stairs.
	And then end with that weird face at the bottom.
	Oh, they never looked good after.
	He was their David Letterman.
	You got that fuzzy eye opened a little bit.
	Dirt on it.
	Dirt sticking to the white part because it hit the ground a few times.
	Oh, God.
	You look and you see like dirt in his mouth and go, oh, that would be very uncomfortable if he was...
	Still alive.
	Mel Gibson brought us that.
	He brought us that.
	Yes!
	Yes!
	That was a great movie.
	But yeah, they realized he could make some money, so they brought him back in.
	But I don't know of any...
	Top-of-the-line A-listers.
	You know, you got that guy from that movie Highlander or something.
	Oh, yeah.
	Or that guy.
	And then there's these peripheral guys.
	Yeah, Dean Cain, the Superman guy.
	Well, Ryan pulled up some.
	Tom Selleck and Vince Vaughn and all those guys.
	Owen Wilson.
	But they're not really, like...
	They would never wear a Trump hat, I don't think.
	They're just, like, not atheists.
	Tom Selleck is...
	That's a good one, because Tom Selleck, you can't argue, he's an A-lister.
	Yeah.
	Maybe he's grandfathered in at this point?
	Right, right.
	Maybe?
	Because the older guys, they kind of allow...
	This thing, yeah, maybe that's it.
	Because I remember Bruce Willis, he's old and has Alzheimer's.
	The Rock?
	The Rock isn't fucking...
	Right wing?
	Right wing, is he?
	I think they mean by right wing now, you're just like, you're sort of pro-life and you go to church.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No way The Rock is saying, we gotta get these fucking immigrants out of America.
	Get these fucking Polynesian wrestlers out of here.
	We don't need them.
	Yeah, Kelsey Grammer, another one.
	He's older, and he's, you know, while he was up there, I don't think Kelsey's really roping him in at the box office or on TV shows these days.
	Remember Gary Oldman said something?
	I think it was in a Playboy interview, and he had a few drinks, and he goes, if I was to sit here and say the Jews control Hollywood, I would be canceled immediately and have to issue an apology.
	The next day, the ADL demanded that he issue an apology.
	That's hilarious.
	If I would have said that.
	Hypothetically.
	And then that was enough.
	Well, that's what's funny, too, about the Puerto Rican thing, where Tony Hinchcoff goes, there's a giant island of garbage, right?
	It's called Puerto Rico.
	By the way, no one seems to acknowledge, because they don't know, Puerto Rico is having massive problems with garbage right now.
	Yeah.
	The landfills are overflowing.
	The garbage, it has become an island of garbage.
	So it was a good newsworthy joke.
	He didn't say Puerto Ricans.
	No.
	I'll say that, because I work with one every day.
	But he wasn't saying that.
	Only half, right?
	Right?
	Only half.
	Well, that half sucks.
	And then Biden, I don't know if it was today or yesterday, he goes, the only garbage I see is his supporters.
	Which is way worse than Hinchcliffe's joke.
	Way worse!
	First of all, it's the President of the United States.
	Right, yeah, minor detail.
	Not a comic that is known for roast jokes.
	And saying the entire base, the supporter base of the voters of Donald Trump.
	Half the country.
	Yeah, a garbage.
	That's the only garbage I see.
	So you took the worst interpretation of a joke and then made it true, and you're the president.
	Like, you couldn't have been worse.
	So the damage control has become, he stutters.
	Yes.
	And then Politico put an apostrophe on the word supporters.
	Yes.
	So I guess Tony is the garbage?
	Oh, his supporters.
	His supporter, apostrophe S, statement or something.
	No, that doesn't even work.
	But I don't think it works that way either.
	It's like his supporters, like you have one supporter and he's an asshole.
	Correct.
	And you go, his supporters...
	Are garbage.
	No, it still doesn't work.
	Pull it up, Jamie.
	It's 35 and 36.
	Because you're right.
	An apostrophe is not magic.
	Like, I get what they're trying to do.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They're trying to isolate it to one person.
	So click on the quote.
	Like, if you say someone, you go, oh, his sisters.
	It's not like, it can be just one person.
	The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters.
	So that's Tony Hinchcliffe's?
	Right, that would be Tony Hinchcliffe.
	His hatred is demonization of loot.
	Yeah, but even that with his hatred, they're jamming that in.
	That's not what he said.
	Right, right.
	Yeah, he was really stuttering and muttering there.
	Let's hear what he actually says.
	The Puerto Rican that I know.
	Or Puerto Rico where I'm in my home state of Delaware.
	They're good, decent, honorable people.
	The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters.
	His demonization is seen as unconscionable.
	And it's un-American.
	It's totally contrary to everything we've done.
	I don't think it's true, but I see you could crowbar that in.
	It's possible.
	I don't buy plausible deniability anymore.
	I will not fucking stand for it.
	He said his, whatever he said, he was then talking about Trump himself.
	Because his...
	So he's talking about, yeah, Donald Trump.
	His demonization is terrible.
	Yeah, there's no way he's going off at a tangent about Tony Hinchcliffe.
	No, you don't even know what the fuck he's talking about.
	Puerto Rico, where I grew up in Delaware, it drifted down to the Caribbean.
	Those are Puerto Ricans in your town.
	There's no Puerto Rico in your town.
	Do you mean little Puerto Rico?
	What are you fucking talking about?
	It's so fucking ridiculous.
	But I like it because it has the same vibe as the deplorables.
	When Hillary said that, a lot of memes are coming out where people are embracing it.
	They're...
	A couple of memes I saw was one was a bunch of people with MAGA hats on going to the polling place in the back of a garbage truck.
	Oh, really?
	That was a good one.
	And then a bunch of little garbage cans and it goes, we vote.
	Wow.
	Yeah, they're coming out with some good memes.
	So as you pointed out on Tuesday, we handed them a perfect attack.
	We gave Sonny Hauston her moment on The View to bitch about it.
	A monologue.
	And then we hand them that fucking Fabergé egg to win, and they fumble that and smash it on the floor, and now it's our thing, because Bobby called us all garbage.
	Love it.
	I shouldn't have second-guessed.
	I should have known.
	Because when you hand someone something, they then have to control it.
	And whoops!
	It's like, oh, you hand off a football.
	A quarterback will hand off the football.
	Once he hands it off, it's up to the ball carrier.
	If he drops the fucking thing...
	It's no longer an asset.
	So that's what happened.
	We handed them something and then they dropped it.
	Well, this is why I keep going back to retarded over evil because they keep fucking up their campaign.
	It's amazing.
	Look at Gretchen Wilson with the feeding the fucking Doritos to that feminist.
	Yes.
	How did you not know that was going to go badly for you?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You're mocking Christianity, is what she was doing.
	Or the biggest Catholic dinner ever.
	Annual tradition.
	I think every president has gone to it.
	Yeah.
	I think Mondale.
	Mondale didn't go.
	And he was wiped out anyway.
	And then she sends a comedy video where she gets interrupted.
	Comedy?
	Because she's trying to record something.
	Yeah.
	It was so painful to watch.
	And then you hear stories, and I hope they're true, that afterwards she was livid about the whole bit and it wasn't funny and it made her look stupid.
	And I really want to know if she's as toxic and volatile behind the scenes as Hillary was.
	Because we heard the horror stories from the Javits Center right after the election.
	Podesta...
	And Hillary in the back, just things were being thrown, the language, the drinking, and then storming out without giving a statement or anything.
	I really, because she looks like the type that would fucking lose her mind.
	Well, she's a woman, so it's ingrained in their fucking DNA. Well, her abuse of Bill Clinton is well documented.
	Of Bill, you know, wearing big sunglasses and calling himself a real klutz.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Saying that the kitchen cupboard just comes out of nowhere sometimes.
	Right.
	Oh, she probably socked him every day during his presidency, especially after the blowjob cigar story.
	The endless blowjobs.
	And she would make it public.
	That's why it's well documented, because there'd be like a dinner party or something, or they'd have guests over, and she would be screaming at him and tuning him up, kicking his ass.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And there's video of her angry and yelling and shit like that.
	You don't see a lot of that with Kamala.
	And I think she...
	I think she might have that Mr.
	Hyde under that Dr.
	Jekyll exterior.
	Absolutely.
	I've been jonesing for Alex Jones.
	No, I've been deep diving with Candace Owen, of all people.
	Everyone says she's totally lost the plot.
	She's so crazy, which usually means check this chick out.
	She's saying some really interesting shit.
	And wow, the shit she's saying.
	Like, there was this guy I heard about today, what's his name, Jeff?
	Jeff Adachi.
	Japanese guy.
	He went to law school with Kamala.
	He helped her.
	He tutored her and helped her get a degree.
	Then he became like a champion for the poor and really well-educated guy.
	He actually ran for mayor.
	Willie Brown hated him because he ran against some of Willie Brown's appointees and won.
	So he was always a thorn in Willie's side.
	Willie, of course, you know...
	The odds are pretty high of him being corrupt.
	Yeah.
	That's been the pattern.
	So the story is that he would work with the cartels and let them dominate the judicial system in San Francisco the way that Maduro lets the cartels run Venezuela because he runs it with them, right?
	They're a team.
	And apparently when she was the prosecutor, thanks to Willie Brown, she would let a lot of these cartels go.
	She'd over-prosecute blacks and under-prosecute Hispanic gang members because that was a deal she'd set up with Willie Brown.
	Now Jeff Adachi, he knew about all this.
	And he mysteriously died a couple years ago in his apartment.
	The first toxicology report shows cocaine.
	Can we stop these cocaine overdoses?
	Every time someone does a line, they're dead as a doornail.
	So then they go, okay, well, maybe it wasn't cocaine.
	It was that he had abused his body so much that that just put him over the edge.
	Then they did private autopsies and found that the trace of cocaine was so infinitesimally small that it overrode the margin of error.
	So he didn't OD on cocaine.
	How many Japanese cokeheads do you know?
	Yeah, I know.
	That's another thing.
	I don't know.
	Ryan?
	Ryan?
	No, that's the Puerto Rican half.
	He only does it in this nostril.
	Not the other one.
	I don't do cocaine, for the record.
	No, of course not.
	Okay, thanks for that update.
	But when I say he's Japanese, like, I mean, him and he was part of that scene where they would do karaoke and have Sapporo.
	He wasn't like an assimilated Japanese guy.
	Like, he was part of that traditional Asian culture.
	He was really into Asian rights and stuff.
	And he wrote a bunch of documentaries about, you know, the Asian experience in America.
	He wasn't that politically correct, but that was his world.
	That's not really a coke world.
	No, no.
	Asian racial justice and workaholic law.
	Harris has no cases under her belt.
	He has like 3,200 where he was to kill a mockingbird, Atticus Finch, like on the floor talking to the jury.
	Right, right.
	Really doing what he's supposed to do.
	Actual law.
	Actual law.
	I prosecuted...
	When she talks about the cartel that she prosecuted, that's one of her border things.
	So what about the border?
	Why haven't you secured the border and stuff?
	I prosecuted inter-border drug...
	You're not saying anything here.
	I think Adachi had the scoop on that lie and was capable of explaining to everyone that she's never prosecuted cartels.
	She's always let them go.
	And coincidentally, he went bye-bye a few years ago.
	Imagine if we knew, like, every murder that these people that are actually running the country, like Chuck Schumer, and you're like, 10 bodies under Chuck Schumer.
	Directly, Chuck Schumer directly responsible for 10 bodies.
	And then Nancy Pelosi, 20 murders.
	Like, you just really found out, like, oh my god, these are fucking monsters.
	Yeah.
	They're fucking psychopathic serial killers.
	It's kind of possible to get close.
	I spent about a week looking up Hillary's things and the claim is nuts.
	The claim is 87 or something like that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So I whittled it down, whittled it down, and then you get down to like...
	Some crazy cases.
	Like the Asian dude who was going to testify about one of the, not Watergate, but one of those gates about real estate.
	She was tangentially linked to the money behind his scam.
	Coincidentally, while he's in DC ready to testify, he's lifting weights with a barbell and chokes himself to death, as one does.
	That's like taken right from Columbo episodes.
	It's not even creative.
	There was the chef, the Clinton chef, who drowned on a camping trip alone.
	Okay, people drowned.
	In this much water in a creek?
	Yeah.
	Wow, that's quite a trip.
	I thought you meant the chef that drowned at Obama's place.
	Yes.
	Because they're just rebooting old murders.
	Both drowning, too.
	We've done everything.
	We have to revisit some of these ways to murder people.
	Well, that's funny because I used to always say, I used to try to get liberals on my side by saying, look, her death count is insane.
	Her chef is dead.
	Like, everyone around her is dead.
	Then I would go, you know where Obama's chef is?
	He's making a BLT right now.
	And that was my way of saying, Obama's not a killer.
	But now I can't use that bit anymore because two years later he was toast.
	He's fucking dead.
	Then there's the guy who was writing a book about her.
	He shot himself in the back of the head.
	There's like 10 that are fucked.
	Or Bill Clinton's old translator.
	She was like, would do deaf stuff.
	He was fucking her.
	She quit her job.
	She probably got worn.
	She worked at a coffee shop.
	Thugs came in and shot her and didn't take any money.
	Because you know how much black gangsters hate baristas.
	Right, right.
	Deaf baristas.
	Right.
	Who was that young man that got shot on the train in Washington, D.C., and they didn't steal anything from him?
	That was Seth Rich, but I think he was in the streets.
	Seth Rich was in the streets, right, in a nice area in D.C., and he was the guy who was really pissed at Hillary for taking the nomination from Bernie Sanders.
	Right, yeah.
	So he was a lefty, but he was pissed at her.
	And I think he would threaten to serve her with an affidavit.
	Then there was that guy, remember that video of that guy serving an affidavit?
	I think it was on like July 4th.
	It was a day when it was supposed to be a holiday, a Saturday.
	And he filmed himself.
	And he goes, here we are serving the DNC, an affidavit for fraud.
	We're standing up to them.
	Here I am on YouTube.
	And he's dead in his bathroom at 43.
	Oh my God.
	Vince Foster, of course.
	Oh, Vince Foster was a great one.
	So there's 87 nutty ones, but within that 87, there are fucking 12 doozies.
	Like, you'd be hard...
	If this was really investigated and put before a grand jury, they would file charges.
	Yeah.
	If you just read the story to a cop, the cop would go, well, they took money, right?
	No, not a cent.
	Any cop would just tell you.
	You wouldn't even have to know the names of the people involved.
	I had a theory once that Hillary did the first couple.
	Because when you really research this, they don't start until Clinton was running for president.
	Right.
	And then all of a sudden, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
	I think that barista was one of the first ones.
	So they killed the barista, and then maybe they did another one.
	And then Hillary goes, okay, we should stop now.
	Things are getting out of control.
	Oh, God.
	ball's in motion.
	Yeah, this doesn't stop.
	Ever.
	You've opened a pen.
	You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.
	So then she starts dreading them.
	And like when Seth Rich happened, they walk into her office and she's got the newspaper and she goes, was this, did we?
	And they go, it's taken care of, ma'am.
	And she goes, oh my God.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Oh, Jesus.
	May the Lord have mercy on us.
	And then he said something like, you're no saint, ma'am.
	You're no saint.
	Don't think you're absolved of this.
	You started this snowball rolling down the hill.
	Yeah.
	It's kind of like selling your soul to the devil, right?
	Like you have a couple people killed, and now you're responsible for at least 15 lives, and they just keep dying and keep dying.
	You put the machine in motion.
	You let the demons out of hell.
	Sorry, Hill.
	You know what's interesting these days also?
	When was the last time you heard about any Boeing news?
	Like any hearings about Boeing and safety and stuff?
	I haven't heard anything since the second whistleblower was found dead.
	Within such a short period of time, the one guy was actually at a motel waiting till the next day he was going to testify and give an affidavit.
	And he went out of his hotel room into his pickup truck and shot himself in the head.
	As one does.
	That's, yeah, as one does, especially when, you know, the hotel room, DNA and things could get in places where, with a truck, it's like, oh, his DNA is everywhere anyway.
	You really don't have to worry about what was found where and shit like that.
	So it's much more convenient that it was in his truck than it was in the hotel room.
	Holy shit.
	Well, as you pointed out, bowling isn't just planes.
	Planes are worth a lot of money.
	Oh, yeah.
	Boeing is the number one producer of weapons for the American military.
	So they don't want to look bad.
	They don't want anybody poking around their business either.
	And then the other guy was in the hospital for like a hangnail and he dies of something.
	It's just amazing.
	And he was the other one.
	And now, boy, they sure took care of that.
	No one's speaking up about shit as far as Boeing goes.
	And again, enough plausible deniability where the average American can't fathom That they live in a country where this shit happens, so they just believe it and go on with their lives.
	Those two fuckers were murdered by either Boeing or the American military complex.
	That wants Boeing not put in a bad light and doesn't want people poking around Boeing's files in a case like this.
	Yeah, that's exactly what went on.
	I also haven't seen a lot of stories about Boeing planes being grounded or anything.
	Maybe the reporters are scared, too.
	Maybe.
	You know, there's so much going on.
	Maybe they're, you know...
	They don't want to go near it.
	Who knows?
	There's also, you know, when we talk about DEI and shit like that, the ground crews, and there's plenty of people, there's plenty of shit to go around to fuck up the airline industry.
	I was talking to a liberal on the weekend about Boeing, and he goes, He goes, oh, I suppose you think it's black people's fault these planes are being grounded?
	And I go, no, it's DEI's fault.
	And he goes, oh, so black people are too stupid to know how to fix a plane, to repair a plane?
	I go, it's not them.
	It's why they're there.
	They're not there for meritocracy.
	They're there because of their race and their gender.
	If they were there just because they're gay males, then I would be just as concerned about their competence.
	It's the criteria that is the issue, dumbass.
	Yeah, they'll never understand that.
	It's like the jaywalking thing today.
	Did you see jaywalking is now legal in New York City?
	Really?
	You don't know what it is if you're from a small town.
	It's when you go from corner to corner.
	Or if you're going down the crosswalk to get to the other side of the street, and instead of getting to the other sidewalk and then crossing again to the other way, you make a little J. You're not staying within the crosswalk.
	Oh, I never thought of that as the origin, yeah.
	Yes, yes.
	That's why they call it jaywalking.
	It's the shape of where you're walking.
	Anywho, they've made that legal in New York because some people have noticed that somewhere upwards of 90% or higher of the people being stopped for jaywalking are people of color.
	Oh.
	Another thing is, of course they are.
	This gives cops a reason to stop and question this person, perhaps frisk them, talk to them, whatever it is.
	It gives them a chance to do police work after being told stop and frisk is wrong.
	Even traffic stops are wrong.
	Was that a Chicago, not mayor, maybe prosecutor, who said they're going to stop all traffic stops?
	So you can have your license plate hanging off, you can have no rear lights, you can have your bumper dragging along the ground.
	Because her contention is because black people are pulled over more than others, then it's racist.
	So sickle cell anemia is racist.
	Anything that hurts blacks more than other people is a racist thing.
	Even tests to become state troopers.
	Tests are racist.
	Everything is racist.
	Air is racist.
	The weather is racist.
	I've seen all these.
	I'm not even joking.
	Not joking, people.
	Yeah, so they made it legal now to jaywalk, which kind of reinforces that blacks...
	Are either too stupid and or too belligerent to follow the simplest of rules.
	That's a simple rule right there.
	There's crosswalks.
	They're painted on the street.
	You must stay within those when you cross the street.
	It's easy.
	And they're so incapable of following the simplest of rule that they have to change the rule.
	And all of a sudden make it where there's no penalty for breaking the rules.
	And that's what they've done with so many things with black people.
	Because again, they're incompetent, stupid, or too belligerent.
	That's what the liberals are saying.
	That's what the people are saying that changed the laws because most of the people committing the offenses are people of color.
	So I have to assume that.
	What other assumption am I going to draw from that?
	Well, the original premise for school SATs was my SATs are worse than an Asian's because I was in the hood.
	I was in Harlem.
	I also had to work three jobs.
	I'm riding my bike at four in the morning back from my night shift to try to get to school.
	Sometimes I study on the train.
	I'm doing my homework on the train and stuff.
	So my SATs are worth more.
	And you go, okay.
	How does that explain jaywalking, though?
	Like, racism made you jaywalk?
	Racism meant that you took a left turn down a one-way?
	You can't apply it to everything, guys.
	There is a statement in the story that I read about this that said something to the effect of, and it was one of the people in charge of passing this, And it went to Adam's desk.
	Adam's didn't touch it.
	He didn't sign it.
	He didn't touch it.
	But it sat there long enough where it just becomes the new rule.
	I never knew that.
	But yeah, that's what happened.
	It's like an egg.
	It just becomes a dragon.
	Yeah, it just hatches.
	It flies away.
	This woman says that something, more than 90% of jaywalking tickets are black and Latino.
	Go down a little bit, because maybe we can get this.
	Boy, that's really out of focus for some reason.
	It's not me either.
	It impacts people of color.
	Yeah, I can't even read them.
	She said something to the effect of, you know, people have to get to where they're going.
	That's true.
	And that's why that's the excuse they're giving black people is because they just they're just trying to get where they're going.
	So they will, you know, can I drive down a one way street the wrong way?
	I have to get there.
	I don't want to go all the way around the block.
	It'll take a while.
	So I'm just I'll use her fucking take.
	I'm just trying to get where I'm going.
	White people are so scared of racism that they would rather just write off entire cities.
	Like the drugstore industry.
	CVS, Walgreens, they're all toast.
	They're done.
	The second it's behind plexiglass, we're going to Amazon.
	So say goodbye to them.
	And the reason that they locked them with plexiglass rather than deal with the problem is because they didn't want...
	Remember that you can't prosecute anyone if it's under $800?
	Yeah.
	I saw there was a pharmacy, by the way, that opened up that they've given up on selling anything.
	Everything in the store is $951.
	So steal a scrunchie, you're going to jail.
	I know I'm not selling any scrunchies, but I wasn't selling any anyway.
	So that's like a death knoll, right?
	A death knoll.
	Do you work out a deal at the register if you're not stealing?
	Do you go up to buy it and then go, look, I'm thinking maybe we could negotiate a price here?
	And then they'll go, okay, 900 bucks.
	These are on sale, $950 off.
	That's a dollar.
	Congratulations.
	Two bucks.
	Yeah.
	All right, that's a good deal.
	I'm going to take that.
	But if you leave the store with it, it's 951.
	I like it.
	And then with the jaywalking thing, it's like they've just said, okay, you can jaywalk.
	Okay, no more traffic stops.
	And what happens with that?
	The middle class and up, they just go, fuck, I'm not going to that area.
	And they've written off New York City is done.
	You know, Baltimore, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, south side of Chicago.
	They've just sort of said, there's no laws there.
	Like, cops don't go to the south side of Chicago.
	Call the police in the south side of Chicago or Detroit and see how long it takes for someone to show up.
	If it's not a murder and they're being murdered, no one's coming by.
	They're not showing up, no.
	And the reason there is jaywalking penalties for jaywalking is it's dangerous.
	It's like you're crossing over a lane of traffic that is moving.
	One side is stopped, you go, you walk with that side so you don't get hit by a car coming across the road.
	And then you gotta wait there for the next one, and then you do the 90 degree angle.
	If you just swoop to the other corner, you're going across traffic.
	So when black people start dying because they're getting run over, I'm sure that'll be a problem too.
	It'll be racism.
	Yeah, we're going backwards.
	We're undoing laws.
	School has been undone.
	I mean, the quality of it.
	I think the future was 1986.
	That's what Trump means to make America great again.
	We peaked, and then it started going back to the past.
	Look at obesity.
	Look at lifespan from cave days up, up, up, up, up, up, up, and then beep.
	It just started going down.
	And isn't it all...
	We change.
	Every law we've changed has been because of black people.
	I gotta say, I don't think there's anything white people do, or any other Asians do, that you go, well, they do it a lot, so let's just change it and make it legal.
	When the fuck does that happen with anyone else but black people?
	And there's a million degrees of that phenomenon that are not as easy to describe.
	For example, in my neighborhood, in Westchester, if you run a red light, you get a ticket.
	Because people pay those tickets.
	In the Bronx, near our studio, run all the reds you want.
	Go crazy.
	I don't wear a motorcycle helmet in the Bronx.
	No one is wearing a helmet.
	There's no laws.
	So in that sense...
	The laws don't apply to the Bronx because they never...
	Like, if you pull someone over...
	First of all, they're not going to pull over.
	They're going to weave through traffic.
	They'll be gone.
	But...
	Of course.
	They don't have a license plate on their scooter.
	They don't wear a helmet.
	And if you send them...
	If you send them a ticket for going through a red, it's not getting paid.
	So I bet these red light cameras are privatized.
	I bet it's a contract you buy from the city because the city's too stupid to handle it.
	So those private companies go, well, I don't get my money back.
	Right.
	On my Bronx cameras, so I'm going to go with those.
	Wow!
	So they work off of a percentage of what the city gets.
	They don't get an outright...
	It's probably 50-50.
	I'll take 50, you take 50.
	You just take care of all of it.
	And they're like, I can't make money here.
	No one's fucking paying the fines.
	Oh my God.
	Fuck the Bronx.
	Not doing it anymore.
	That's good.
	So you place them in areas that...
	We had a proud boy.
	I don't know his real name.
	His name was Clark Kemp.
	That's what we called him.
	He got caught with gun possession in New York City.
	He was here from Ohio via Hawaii.
	He got six months in Rikers for having the gun in his glove compartment.
	I think it was Chadwick Moore who pointed out First, no previous criminal record.
	First time caught with a gun in the Bronx and in most of New York.
	It's 99% of the time it's a fine.
	It is a slap on the wrist.
	It's a don't do that again.
	It's not six months.
	I mean, there's times under Giuliani when it was.
	But these days, gangbanger, caught with a gun, they take the gun and probation, whatever.
	He's out in three days with another gun.
	Yes.
	I've read those stories, too.
	Yeah.
	This was Rikers for, I think it was six months.
	We took him out for burgers after, and the food was so good, he started crying.
	Oh, my God.
	Like, as he's biting into the cheeseburger, tears are going down his face because he's been eating such shitty food for so long, praying for this day, this cheeseburger day.
	No pussy, no prostitutes.
	A cheeseburger.
	That's what men really want.
	That's because, you know...
	Was he a white guy?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's the point.
	They do it to white people.
	White people all the time.
	They don't know the laws, which is like a fucking...
	If you get a gun anywhere in this country, you best know not just your local or state laws.
	You got to know every fucking state's laws.
	And if you plan on traveling somewhere, you best look at your reciprocity laws.
	Right.
	That state recognizes your license because they don't fuck around.
	There were people, and there's a lot of places in New York that even if you have a carry license for New York, you're not allowed to carry in.
	And a lot of those are tourist places.
	So you want to go to the Empire State Building, you have your gun on you because you just do.
	That's how you fucking roll.
	And you go through security and they find a gun on you.
	You're going to jail.
	There's no, oops, I made a mistake.
	Now, meanwhile, like you said, the asshole in the Bronx with his shitty, rusted fucking Saturday Night Special, he's not going to jail.
	He'll spend a little time in the precinct, and then they'll write him something that he won't appear to a year later.
	Well, they also said the lawyer...
	Sorry, the lawyer said...
	The other problem is he's the only white face in that courtroom all day.
	And so if they let him go, they don't want to look like it's special white privilege.
	That it's all...
	Oh, you are the special person in that courtroom now.
	Look, look, we don't...
	We're not prejudiced.
	Equal justice under the law.
	Bullshit.
	So you over...
	Like, the myth is that whites get away with murder in...
	In New York, and it's a racist justice system, but the opposite is true.
	They overpunish white people because they don't want to look racist.
	Have you been to court for something that you did in a while?
	I went there for pissing in public many years ago.
	Yeah.
	I had a little thing that happened about 10 years ago.
	But I'll tell you, you look around and you go, yeah, it's all black and Hispanic.
	Everyone.
	I attended a friend who had a domestic violence thing that he was totally innocent of.
	I know.
	Thanks for showing up for that.
	This was up in White Plains, so it wasn't in the city.
	The best Plains.
	It was four hours long.
	It was 100% Hispanic.
	So let's say each case took like 10 minutes.
	So four hours.
	You can imagine how many people that is.
	There was one non-Hispanic male the whole time.
	It was a black woman who beat the shit out of her landlord who was a rabbi, a Hasidic Jew.
	Awesome.
	Every other...
	So that's one out of, I don't know, 20.
	Every other one was Hispanic.
	Gonzales, Hernandez.
	The first two hours was in English.
	The second two hours was 100% in Spanish.
	Spanish.
	It's a mess.
	So half of them were unilingual Hispanic.
	I assume illegals or new immigrants, but apparently it's a Hispanic phenomenon, at least in that part of town.
	They must want the justice system to run so fucking slow and just make it such a problem for everybody.
	I don't know what it is.
	It's the most archaic Way to do things.
	They still have file cabinets.
	They come into the courtroom with manila folders and papers, or paper after paper, stacks.
	Lawyers wheel in hand trucks with those brown boxes of files and you're like, Isn't there a more efficient way to do this?
	Can't we scan something?
	We got our phone and go bleep, and like everything everyone needs to know is there, and we can get to the actual dispensing of justice part?
	No.
	It's all these...
	These jobs that are all redundant and everyone's like molasses.
	You sit there.
	You got to be here at 9 a.m.
	And you will sit there and to 10 or 11, nothing will even move.
	People are walking around.
	They're going to tables and putting paper down.
	It's fucking just...
	Forever!
	And then the whole thing of the wherefore twos and how thar fours.
	There's got to be a better way.
	There has to be.
	Well, the beauty of it is with Jay Johnson's case, so he's been sentenced to a year and a day.
	They're going to move like molasses, right?
	It's November.
	We've got Thanksgiving.
	Thanksgiving.
	That's going to be a million holidays.
	Now Christmas is right around the corner.
	So he's supposed to check in within the month, but I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't happen until mid-January.
	Now we've got Trump in.
	He wants to pardon the J6ers.
	However, molasses doesn't disappear in a day.
	No, no, that's...
	I predict Trump comes in.
	I am going to pardon the J6ers.
	He finally signs a decree...
	February 29th, that goes to this board, it goes to that board, and Jay gets out.
	He's probably pardoned and exonerated six months after he's already made it out on his own time.
	Yeah, he would have made it out, yeah.
	It's like the people that escape from prison when they only have a few months to go, and they catch them after they would have been out anyway.
	Right, right, and they go back to fucking jail.
	You dummy.
	So, he's still in the year.
	I mean, that's just the way it is.
	They're not efficient enough.
	That's a travesty of justice right there.
	That is a travesty.
	Well, we could all go there.
	Yeah.
	You know, at any time.
	And the whole fucking bullshit story that they're selling is that Trump puts his enemies in prison.
	And if Trump's elected, he's going to be this tyrannical dictator that tears up the Constitution on day one, will have no rights.
	His enemies, unless you fawn over him and give him what he wants, you'll end up in prison.
	The only people I've seen actually do this is the Biden-Harris administration.
	They've taken rights away from people.
	Some of the most basic known rights to people.
	The first, the second.
	And they want...
	They are...
	Putting their enemies in prison.
	Yeah.
	They're doing this.
	There are people in prison right now for no other reason than they are voicing their dissent against Biden and Harris.
	Even Trump.
	And they always talk about, they go, oh, the 34 counts.
	He has.
	And I wish I still knew liberals, because I want to go, can you name one?
	Can you name the crime?
	What were the crimes?
	He's a felon.
	Most of these libs, they think that Trump was found guilty of rape.
	Yes, they think he's a convicted rapist.
	Like a woman was screaming.
	A convicted rapist.
	Stop!
	Stop!
	No!
	Get off of me!
	And he's got his ski mask on.
	Take it, you bitch!
	You're gonna take this!
	Stop screaming!
	Someone's gonna hear you!
	Ha ha ha!
	That's just a fact.
	And then the fact that we are okay with that means that we don't think rape's a big deal.
	Who was it?
	He was saying, oh yeah, I think Ben Shapiro, he was arguing with some weird tranny.
	And they're like, don't you have a daughter?
	Don't you want her to be safe?
	You want your daughter to get raped?
	So if you vote for Trump, you want your daughter to get raped.
	Right.
	It's the way they're presenting everything.
	That's how they present this.
	You want your daughter to be raped.
	You're a Nazi.
	You're supporting Nazis.
	Like, all of it is so umpteenth level of ridiculous.
	And people will recite it.
	I've seen a lot of those interviews on the street.
	Hey, why are you voting for Kamala?
	What's her platform?
	Name a policy that you support under Kamala.
	And they have nothing.
	Well, she's not Trump.
	Oh, okay.
	So what did Trump do?
	What's so wrong?
	He's a racist.
	Can you name one racist thing he did?
	Where to begin?
	Look, I don't have time for this.
	And they run away.
	It's every fucking one of these interviews I've seen.
	They get the microphone.
	It's stuffed in their face like, oh, that's a good question.
	Where to begin?
	And then like...
	Jen, you want to come over here?
	You want to?
	Yeah.
	They're trying to get their friends involved.
	They don't know.
	Because they're there because their friend told them to go there.
	34 felonies.
	And you're like, yeah, name one.
	And isn't it odd?
	Isn't it possible that the number one leading candidate for the opposition If you put him in front of a court and you find him guilty of 34 felonies, that maybe there's a conflict there?
	Maybe there's another reason, aside from, you know, justice being doled out, that they're trying to make this guy incapable of being the president?
	Maybe.
	Yes!
	That's a strong theory.
	That has a lot more meat on that bone than any of their other bullshit.
	Yeah.
	How do you think, like, this might be, wait a minute, Wednesday, this might be our last compound censored in the free world.
	Yes, it could very well be.
	Wow.
	Wow, yeah, because Tuesday.
	We're going to live stream it from a bar.
	I'm sure we won't know.
	We won't know until...
	We'll probably know, but not officially.
	Right.
	Especially with the cheat being in.
	If we see that little arch and then the tick up again...
	So let's livestream together.
	I'm going to be at a bar.
	You'll be at your studio.
	And then we'll just correspond that way.
	Yeah, we'll do that.
	Election Tuesday.
	Great.
	Because I'm going to be at a bar with a bunch of Republicans so I can do interviews and stuff.
	And the TVs will be there.
	We'll see what happens.
	I'll get fucking hammered.
	Are you so black-pilled now to the point where you'll just be like, oh well, Kamala won?
	Or, like I said, I will be in a very, very bad mood and I will be very unhappy if Kamala Harris wins this election.
	What I said to my kids is, if she wins, it'll be like if my dad came out as trans, like he's Caitlyn Jenner now.
	So, I'm going to be downstairs for three days.
	Yes!
	I'm going to be watching classic Mets games and drinking beer.
	And don't come downstairs.
	Don't talk to Dad.
	Don't even make noise.
	Don't use the ping pong table.
	No, no.
	And then I'm just going to emerge like Chris Cuomo from the basement after my COVID quarantine and try to accept the fact that I live in Venezuela now.
	Face the reality of that we are in a...
	Insane, communist, socialist, gay, black land that doesn't resemble America anymore.
	A nation that was the spearhead of a culture, Western culture, that is all about meritocracy.
	which you can call racist all you want.
	It's the least racist system in the world because it's based on merit.
	It's blind.
	It's colorblind.
	It's all about, can you do this?
	If, if the NBA is all tall black people, we don't give a shit.
	If NASA is all Asians and whites, we don't give a shit.
	It's just about who's best for the job.
	We don't manipulate university statistics, the admissions, everyone just comes in based on their own thing.
	That's what made America great.
	That's what made the West great.
	That used to be what made Europe great, but they fucking abandoned it a long time ago.
	So once we abandon that, we are Cuba, we are socialists, we are done.
	And it's not like it's Jimmy Carter where it's a bad dip.
	This is the cliff.
	There's no coming back.
	Some will say, even with Trump, it's already irrevocable, and we're already not coming back.
	But...
	I know.
	I'm saying that.
	On yesterday's show, I said that watching what's happening is...
	I don't think we can come back from it as a country.
	I don't think we can actually bring it back.
	The only hope was the Gen Zers who are so fed up with their parents and grandparents Ridiculous fucking ideology They they drop n-bombs all the time they say faggot Oh did you see that Gen Zer who works for Trump's campaign screaming at that mayor In I don't know where it was Pennsylvania Philadelphia maybe And he's trying to shut down these barriers.
	And the guy is just fucking tearing this old boomer a new ass.
	And the kid's like 20.
	And the mayor of the town is telling him to move all the barriers he just put up.
	Yeah, this guy.
	And then all of a sudden, you put the traffic come through, and I'm trying to put out bike ride while dodging cars at the same time.
	Don't!
	You think I'm going to fucking take it off now?
	I don't expect you to put yourself in danger.
	Oh yeah, well then, he got cars coming in from all four intersections.
	Well, I'm in the middle of it.
	What was that?
	Oh, really?
	10 feet tall?
	That's the mayor.
	Yesterday, the city did, saying that this entire block was closed.
	And he can't handle this guy's testosterone, so he just gets on the phone.
	Look it up.
	Look it up, he says.
	Yeah, you're out of your fucking mind.
	Don't ever pull that shit on me again.
	The entire police force was confused.
	Don't ever pull that shit on me again.
	Wow.
	Isn't that awesome?
	That's fucking good.
	See, that's what I'm talking about.
	What town is that, Ryan?
	I think it's Philly.
	Zoom out, don't they say?
	No, they don't.
	Allentown.
	Like, Trump, I don't see Trump fixing anything.
	I just hope Trump can be a speed bump long enough for these motherfuckers to get some reins of power and start, you know, trying to turn the fucking ship around.
	Because, you know, their parents are the assholes.
	Their parents are Black Lives Matter and fucking Occupy Wall Street.
	And they came from all that nonsense.
	And children, kids, They don't want to do what their parents say or think or none of that.
	It's the opposite of the way you want to live your life.
	So that's a glimmer of hope, but it's generational.
	It's not something that's going to be fixed during a Trump presidency.
	This is something that...
	But also, the border is this massive flood of sewage pouring in.
	And I just want, like, Trump to throw some cinder blocks at the wall.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Because...
	12 million in four years, as I keep saying, that's as much as Ellis Island did in their entire 85 years.
	Crazy.
	You want to throw another four...
	Wait, does she have...
	Yeah, she has eight years she could do, right?
	Oh, oh, oh.
	That's 50 million.
	No, it's 24 million, but plus 12.
	So 36 million.
	That's as many illegals as there were before Biden.
	So we will have doubled the amount of illegal aliens in this country.
	It's not a country anymore.
	No, it's not.
	And I happen to think we're past the point of no return there.
	I'd love to think, you know, Trump is going to get some paddy wagons together and evict and deport 12 million people from the country.
	But that's just not going to happen.
	It just isn't going to happen.
	I would hope that it's a scare tactic and they do round people up.
	And criminals, by the way, are either executed or thrown back to their shithole country.
	And it's a deterrent for people that are coming here to go like, look, they're tossing people out.
	I'm not going to take the trip.
	And spend the money and risk my life to maybe just get thrown back here again.
	So maybe it's a deterrent.
	But those people are here, dude.
	They're fucking here to stay.
	It's a leg amputation.
	We have a staph infection.
	We have this flesh-eating disease.
	So with Trump, we put a suture on the fucking tourniquet on the leg.
	That leg dies, but we're missing a leg.
	That leg's not coming back.
	Without Trump, the infection just keeps spreading up.
	Oh yeah, it keeps spreading.
	Right, right.
	I want to just lose my leg.
	That's my goal, is to lose a leg.
	Just lose a leg, and we'll call it good.
	We'll call it even if you can just...
	The best we can hope for right now would be, yes, someone with sense completely shuts the border down.
	And in 100 years, the offspring of these people have somehow assimilated to what used to be America.
	But they don't seem to want to, you know, they don't seem to want to do that.
	Maybe, maybe there'll be a turnaround.
	Maybe there'll be like, you know, people now that are born of immigrants that didn't really know the ways or anything.
	But...
	If they take up the disdain for this country that the migrants have and their political supporters here in America, we're fucked.
	Look at the Welshman who stabbed those three girls in Britain.
	He's from Wales.
	He was born in Wales.
	You know how the Welsh get.
	They love stabbing little girls.
	Tom Jones used to stab people on stage every night.
	And they show pictures of this cute little black boy in school with his little school uniform.
	And then we find out today, oh no, it's a jihadist who had an al-Qaeda manual, and though he was born here, he had not just not assimilated, he had seething hatred for Britain and the West and little girls, little white girls, so he stabbed them to death.
	And the media hid it from us, even lied and said he wasn't Muslim, in order to avoid some sort of...
	Yeah, they wanted to avoid, I don't know, a race riot or something.
	So, not only are they importing...
	They're discouraging assimilation.
	Second generations hate us just as much as their parents, probably more in many cases.
	Like the Sardav brothers, their parents didn't hate us.
	They were just Muslims.
	The Sardav brothers learned to hate us by going back and having a culture here in America that says America sucks.
	And that's not tenable.
	That doesn't work over any period of time.
	And that's our future with Kamala.
	So not only do we live in Venezuela, but we live in a self-hating Venezuela that's fucking doomed.
	That's what will happen the next time we see you.
	I will be so upset, Gavin.
	You know, and we talk about it honestly like that because the left will absolutely...
	I will not be able to read social media.
	No.
	I don't know.
	It might be weeks.
	I will not be able to read social media.
	The celebrating, the in-your-face, all that shit.
	I'm being honest.
	I won't be able to take it.
	I'm just going to get on my knees and look up at the sky and scream with my little wool hat on.
	No!
	But on the other hand, more optimistically, if Trump does win, I will spread the shit around to liberals.
	I will love every second fucking Olbermann, Rosie O'Donnell, all these De Niro, Meathead, all these fucks.
	It will be so...
	Stephen King, Luke Skywalker.
	It'll be so much fun.
	To just pick up shit and smear it all over their face.
	I just don't want it done to me because I know they would do the same.
	Right, right, right.
	Yeah, the gloating is going to be ridiculous.
	There's some woman who, when Biden won, she came by my house.
	This is an adult woman, obviously, like a fucking Gen Xer.
	And she was honking her horn and giving my house the finger.
	So that will be my first stop on Thursday morning is to be honking in front of her house.
	Please, please.
	I don't bug you too much.
	I don't bring up sports.
	I don't ask for my kids to win their little league.
	But if you're around and you're not busy on Wednesday, could I bore you for a second?
	Oh, please.
	Tuesday and Wednesday?
	Yeah.
	Alright, we'll get together Tuesday then for election night.
	Yeah.
	And, you know, we'll go until whatever.
	Maybe we'll actually, like 2016, we pretty much knew by 11pm.
	Yes.
	They started, the newspapers started having the odds and it was 99% Trump and 1% Trump.
	Hillary.
	So, yeah, hopefully we get that.
	But again, the steel dictates that it takes a lot of time because that's how it has to work.
	They have to see how much they should cheat by.
	Yeah, Arizona's already said it could be a week.
	You don't want to dump in a half a million ballads when you only need 80,000.
	Right, right.
	That looks suspicious.
	So let's plan tentatively for 8 to 11 Tuesday night.
	I like it.
	Sounds good.
	All right.
	Gavin, we thank you, of course, here in South Carolina.
	And we will see you Tuesday.
	Everyone else, I'll see you back here tomorrow.
	You can see Gavin tomorrow also here on Compound Media.
	Cops and Robbers show for Halloween, so we'll be dressed up.
	Oh, awesome!
	Oh, I don't have a costume.
	Go to CVS. Apparently, my Jaws jacket was taken by Bill Schultz, and that made a big to-do online between Bill Schultz and...
	Who the fuck got involved in that?
	Pat Dixon?
	Oh, Pat!
	Right, it was Pat.
	Yeah, Pat Dixon was shitting on Bill about taking the jacket, and then I said that, well, I said I wanted the jacket back, but I was going to go up there and get it.
	But I was up there, and Bill didn't bring it to the wedding, so he's got to mail it to me now, and it just made a big to-do.
	Was he like, oh shit, I forgot the jacket?
	No, it was pretty much like, no.
	I'm not giving you the jacket?
	Yeah, it kind of looked like that for a bit, but then he asked for my address, so I guess he's going to send it.
	Oh, okay.
	Petty.
	Unemployed people have time to be petty, don't they?
	Whoa.
	Yes.
	All right, people.
	We'll see you here tomorrow.
	Again, take care.
	Thank you, and good night.

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