COMPOUND CENSORED - EP165 / TACS 1818: I'M WIT HER
The bosses are back! It's time to catch up on drunk chicks, that union boss guy, the VP debates, and how close Anthony came to dying in Hurricane Helene.
The bosses are back! It's time to catch up on drunk chicks, that union boss guy, the VP debates, and how close Anthony came to dying in Hurricane Helene.
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Hi everybody! | |
Hi! Look at this! | |
Congratulations, you made it. | |
It's me, of course, and Gavin McGinnis for our Compound Censored Wednesday. | |
It's been a little while since we've done this. | |
We've had alternating either events or problems or some other shit, but welcome. | |
How are you, Mr. Gavin? | |
I'm fantastic. Yeah, we had the talk at USC, then I was away, then you were almost washed away. | |
Yes. I feel like, I think it's been a month. | |
Yeah, it's probably been a fucking month. | |
Yeah, well, I'm glad to see you again. | |
You're all well. You were away. | |
You were doing things. | |
I just decided in September just to say yes to everything. | |
Like a podcast in London. | |
You know, I went to Hodge Twins yesterday in like 15 hours. | |
In, out. Did the thing. | |
Came back. Where are they? | |
Las Vegas. Holy shit. | |
It was 110 degrees there. | |
You went to London, and then you came back and went to Vegas. | |
London, Wales, Scotland, Brighton, all over that fucking island. | |
Was it business or pleasure? | |
A little bit of pleasure on the weekend, but I was supposed to do a bunch of podcasts, like Tommy Robinson is on the lam. | |
They want him for terrorism charges. | |
They froze his bank accounts, so he had to escape. | |
Unbelievable. I couldn't meet him. Wasn't he just taken out of the freezer or something? | |
And then, yeah, just a whole ton of podcasts. | |
I don't know. I'm just kind of doing an experiment. | |
Like, did these podcast guest spots increase subscribership? | |
Yeah. So we'll see. | |
I don't know. Yeah, we'll see. | |
I'm not sure. I think, you know, obviously, not even obviously, maybe you do like Rogan and that could have something. | |
Or kind of a similar audience, you know, Skanks, Legion of Skanks, maybe you do. | |
But even that, I don't know. | |
I don't know. Good experiment. | |
Let me know how that works out for you. | |
I think the only thing that sells things from shampoo to subscription services is your good buddy saying, trust me, this is awesome. | |
You gotta do it. I don't think ads work. | |
I don't think guest spots work. | |
I don't think live comedy shows work. | |
I've always been an impulsive buyer, though. | |
So like sometimes advertising works on me. | |
I bought a car based on nothing but one commercial I saw. | |
I literally saw a commercial. | |
I jumped in my vehicle, went to the dealership and bought the car. | |
Like I am a fucking Madison Avenue sweetheart. | |
Like that was exactly what happened. | |
That's a very Schwarzer thing to do. | |
Is it? Yeah, I think it's called Enrich. | |
Yeah, it is. | |
Of course. Everyone told me, like, you know, Anthony, it's like, well, you look at you. | |
You like guns. You like getting fucked up. | |
Yeah, well, it wasn't that one, but it was a Jag. | |
And they're like, and you just you spend money like you're a drunken sailor because you really are a fucking a wigger. | |
You're like, what was the car was that Jaguar sports car you had? | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the F-Type. | |
And what was that like? | |
It looked beautiful. I got another one after that lease was up. | |
It was so fucking good. Yeah, I was very happy with that one. | |
One of the best cars I've ever owned. | |
Really? The handling, the power, fucking looks. | |
It was just great. | |
It was a great fucking car. | |
Were they owned by Ford then? | |
No, no. They had gone back to whatever Jaguar was owned by that point, but it wasn't Ford anymore. | |
It wasn't the shitty version of Jaguar that was in the shop. | |
I never had to bring it in to get it fixed. | |
Never had to fucking bring it in. | |
The thing ran like a top and it was fucking everything they said it was powerful, sexy as fuck, loud like a motherfucker. | |
You pushed a button and like it opened the exhaust up and made it even fucking more awesome. | |
That thing going 100 miles an hour through the Midtown Tunnel was fucking insane. | |
Yeah, that was it. The F-Type. | |
I was watching the commercial. | |
I'm like, yep, that's me in the helicopter and buying the Jag cash. | |
Going to Atlantic City in the helicopter. | |
How much was it? Uh, it was like 90,000? | |
Huh. Yeah, we have plans for Atlantic City, don't we? | |
We gotta go to Atlantic City soon. | |
We have plans. I've been speaking to some of the upper management. | |
Yes, I'll just say that much. | |
Upstairs. Yeah, the guy upstairs. | |
It's so funny with the merger. | |
I'm meeting people, you know? | |
It's like, oh, oh, management or whatever. | |
But yeah, yeah, I think we're all like... | |
We're all fucking settled. | |
And it's time for the celebratory Atlantic City trip. | |
I was in Vegas, I guess, this morning. | |
And like last night, we were there at the casino. | |
And I don't know. I just didn't feel like it. | |
So we went to Larry Flint's Hustler Strip Club. | |
Oh, how was that? | |
Well, it was 5 p.m. | |
So it wasn't exactly fucking raging. | |
Vegas day strippers. | |
Nice. Bullet wounds and cesarean section scars. | |
One of them comes over and she's being nice. | |
And I'm not stupid. | |
I know it's not because of this. | |
It's because of this. Exactly. | |
And she goes, what are you doing here? | |
Blah, blah, blah. Doing a podcast. | |
She goes, I want to do a podcast. | |
And I go, oh, you know, my advice, like the only thing I want to talk to strippers about is like their industry, the IRS, like what do they do with their money? | |
How much do you make? Yeah. | |
How I could help. And I go, okay, so you got to write about what you know. | |
So if you're going to be doing a stripper podcast, talk about the industry and what happens when you show up late and all that kind of stuff. | |
Yeah, the abuse. | |
The bad shit too, getting ripped off. | |
And I noticed her feelings were hurt. | |
And she goes, I'm not a stripper. | |
This woman is like naked at this point. | |
And I go, oh, sorry. | |
And she goes, I'm an entertainer. | |
And then walked, we're at a fucking strip club. | |
There's like five poles behind her. | |
And she's an entertainer? | |
I walked into a strip club, not an entertainer club. | |
I can't go into another room and there's someone juggling there. | |
This is a strip club. | |
If it was an entertainer club, there'd be a fucking comic over here. | |
There'd be a juggler. | |
There'd be a ventriloquist. | |
This is just a stripper. | |
This is not 1930. | |
You're a stripper. Where in between sets, a body comedian comes out and tells rude jokes. | |
Direct from vaudeville, here comes Barry and his little friend. | |
Bring on the dancing girl. | |
Yeah, no, you're a stripper. | |
Of all the different types of entertainment she could have chosen that day, she chose to be titillating. | |
Who knows what tomorrow will bring? | |
Yeah, she tells me naked. Yeah, it'll be a different form tomorrow. | |
They watch too many movies where it's like, you know, no, I'm working my way through college. | |
What was that? Trading Places? | |
Yeah. Where, uh, what's her name there? | |
Fucking... Julia Roberts? | |
No, that was Pretty Woman. | |
No, that was Pretty Woman, which is like another scene like that. | |
Jamie Lee Curtis. Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places. | |
Great tits in that movie. | |
She looked fucking amazing. | |
But she's the hooker. | |
You know? And she's like, I'm just doing this until I finished my this and that. | |
Because she was brilliant at stock trading and stuff. | |
Yeah. So she was investing her money. | |
It's like, where have you ever seen that stripper? | |
It's like the brilliant black woman scientist in the movie. | |
Same shit. Yeah. | |
It's like Flashdance. | |
What is she? She's a stripper at night, but she's a welder in the day. | |
A welder. She's building ships. | |
She lifts up her mask. She's in a shipyard welding. | |
I saw that chick from Red Scare. | |
She was saying recently that a lot of these women bitching about sexism and the way they're talked down to are just low IQ broads or women out of their element Who are just being told what anyone would be told. | |
Like if Bobo started working on a shipyard, we'd be like, no, that's not what you do. | |
Come here, give me this. You got to go up and down or something. | |
And they're like, oh, I get it. | |
You're mansplaining. It's like, no, I'm not mansplaining. | |
Explaining. You don't know what you're doing because you watch too many movies. | |
I know something that you don't know that you need to know for this, so I'm explaining it to you. | |
This is what equality looks like, my dear. | |
This is how we talk to incompetent people. | |
We explain what you're doing wrong because we want to go home at the end of the day. | |
yeah yeah we want it done right if it's a sensitive job we don't want a door blowing off at 30 000 feet so yeah i'm explaining it you want to call it mansplaining whatever you want to call it you need to hear it i wonder how much of sexism and racism and bigotry is just low iq people being having things explained to them because they're up Yeah, I think a lot of it, especially racism. | |
I mean, let's be real here. | |
But also sexism, yeah. | |
Women aren't particularly sharp when it comes to a lot of things that, you know, they would need to be sharp at to have some of these occupations. | |
They call it, you know, the glass ceiling and why don't women have these jobs? | |
And it's like because, first of all, as you've explained many times, they don't want these jobs. | |
Exactly. They don't want to be a welder. | |
They want to have a cushy secretarial job if they even want to work at all. | |
They want to be taken care of and they want, you know, a guy to supply that. | |
But they they want to be a receptionist. | |
They want a cushy job like that where they could talk to the gals and and all that. | |
They don't want to be a welder. | |
And then if they they're trying to make a point, They don't really like what's going on. | |
Yeah, men are explaining how to do things. | |
It's hard work. | |
It's physical work. | |
It's dirty work. And they never really wanted to do that. | |
It would be like if you and I were forced to get into ballet. | |
We'd be fucking the dog at every turn. | |
That's Canadian for, you know, being lazy. | |
Sneaking breaks. | |
Every time we talked, it would be how much our feet hurt and the standing on the toes thing is a fucking nightmare. | |
I did that tin knocking. I did that in every job anyway. | |
I was tired. I was lazy. | |
You're off on your jet ski. | |
I was fucking the dog, literally. Yeah. | |
When you imagine someone out of their element, like me out of my element, it's everything I see about a woman. | |
They're always talking about how they need a break and they just want to go home and have a shower and put on their sweatpants. | |
And that's what I would say if I was in ballet. | |
But I am in my element, so I'm like, why do we use this program today and not stick with Zoom? | |
And like, I want things to improve. | |
And how do we get more subs and all that kind of stuff? | |
Because I want to be here. | |
You know what else women like doing? | |
Like yapping. They love yapping and talking all the fucking time. | |
I have been on jobs where I have not spoken to a soul for eight fucking hours. | |
I'm just into what I'm doing. | |
There's really no one else around that I need to talk to. | |
And you're just fixated on the job. | |
Yeah. And you finish it. | |
You do it that way. You're not going off to try to find someone to share a little tale with. | |
And they love yapping. | |
That's another part of it. | |
They just don't like. | |
Men have jobs where they just don't talk to each other for a while. | |
I've known you for about 10 years. | |
We have never spoken on the phone once. | |
No, we haven't. | |
That is true. I think I left you a voice note because the thing I had to tell you was too complicated to type out. | |
I think once I've done a voice to text once. | |
But the idea of like, what's going on? | |
Yeah, she got back from London. | |
No, and I consider us really good friends. | |
Well, I take you at least three times a day. | |
Yeah, that's how it is. | |
We're not on the phone. | |
How many times have you looked in a car and you're like, who the fuck? | |
Because she goes through the intersection wrong. | |
And you see her, she's in a giant fucking Escalade that she can barely see over the dash. | |
And she's just like, Yeah. | |
Just yapping, yapping on the Bluetooth. | |
Yapping away. The whole fucking drive. | |
How do you have that much to say? | |
Even like work meetings, I feel like you're wrapping it up after five minutes. | |
Right. Unless you're talking about how to rob a bank. | |
I've never been a very talkative guy unless it's really funny, like to sit and talk to some, like this on Wednesday. | |
Yeah, it's a job. To sit and laugh with someone and talk about shit that pisses you off or something. | |
That's great. But, you know, a lot of people don't have this, this thing. | |
Phone calls to me are a thing of the past. | |
I think texts can take care of every single thing you need to talk to someone about. | |
If you don't need to talk to someone, then I don't need to fucking hear it. | |
I'll give you a good example of a couple of exceptions, one in particular. | |
Yesterday, I'm sitting around because that's what I do, and my phone rings and it's my brother Joe. | |
And a lot of times, I don't take the call. | |
Because I know my brother. | |
I know Joe. | |
Joe, I've said this before. | |
Joe is a boomer. | |
I am a very small slice of boomer tagged onto Gen X. I'm more Gen X than I am boomer. | |
Yeah. But Joe is full blown boomer. | |
So he's all about still the phone calling and things like that. | |
And I'm just like, we could do this other ways. | |
We don't have to talk. But here's another thing, though, that I noticed that kind of made me pick up the call. | |
You get to that age where you're like, yeah, this could be the last call. | |
You don't want to miss the last call. | |
That's amazing. So you pick up, you know, and it's always good. | |
Like, I'm glad that I pick up when I do talk because we'll talk for about 15 minutes and then hang up and I'll be like, oh, that was funny or he said something cool or funny or whatever. | |
So, but it's just I don't like accepting a phone call. | |
Do not like it. I'd rather make out with my dad. | |
And it's never fruitful. | |
No, very rarely. | |
I always have to lie and go, oh, I gotta go, my kid's stepping up to the plate. | |
Meanwhile, I'm at the bar. Yeah, the lie, the uh-huh, I'm barely paying attention. | |
It's just, I don't have the attention span to listen to someone on the phone. | |
It's, you know, if I could read it and then I could look back and go, oh, wait, I wasn't paying attention over that second line. | |
But you can't go, could you repeat the last five minutes because I was completely ignoring everything you had to say? | |
Before I was a pariah, like in the early aughts, Vice was peaking and I was just a rock star. | |
I could fuck whoever I wanted. Everything was going great. | |
So at peak dick, where I didn't have to answer to anyone, I would just, if the phone call was boring, I would just hang up without saying goodbye or anything. | |
Just click it. We're done here. | |
It was Nokia phone there. | |
So just fucking seal it shut. | |
Would they call you back? | |
Sometimes they'd be like, did you just fucking hang up on me? | |
I wouldn't even respond to that. | |
It was great. | |
Now, you know, being a pariah, you have to like cling on to the seven friends you have left and be like, hi, I'd really like to go now. | |
If you said everything you have to say, I'd really like to move on. | |
Did you see these shirts, by the way? | |
You can't afford to blow off people at this point. | |
Yeah. Did you see our new shirts? | |
Oh, awesome. | |
Yeah. Hey, ship that down with some aid, some water and fucking food, some MREs. | |
Perfect segue. I got a million questions to ask you. | |
So I don't even know where to begin. | |
There's the racial aspect. | |
There's the political angle. | |
There's the body count. | |
They're saying numbers of like 80 to 100. | |
I think it's thousands. | |
I think it's a lot more. | |
I think there's a lot of missing people. | |
The water came up. | |
I mean, a lot of these towns looks like when those tsunamis hit in Asia. | |
They're just wiped out completely. | |
There's these unbelievably rapid-moving rivers and whatnot, and everything's in it. | |
Cars, motorhomes, Full houses and towns have been completely just, they were there, they're wiped out. | |
Like every single structure wiped out. | |
And where did all the people go? | |
Like, I think you're right. | |
They're gonna find a lot of people were killed during this. | |
And the scope of it, you know, when a tornado hits, The damage is insane, but it's pretty limited to a very small area. | |
This is over four Five states where it was unbelievably destructive. | |
And people are still suffering. | |
People are still dying. There's still rescue crews out there for people that are stranded on rooftops in flooded houses that they can't get out of. | |
And yeah, like you said, there is a racial aspect. | |
There's a political aspect. | |
There's a law enforcement aspect. | |
It's unbelievable how these people, and I insist it's because they are white, conservative Republicans, That are being completely ignored by the federal government. | |
And, you know, thank God for at least they have their fellow neighbors, their communities, because unlike, you know, Katrina, where they all just sat there and waited to die until the government came for them. | |
These people down here really do know how to take care of each other and how to survive some of these things. | |
But the damage is so extensive, they do need federal assistance here, money and infrastructure, machinery, and they are just not fucking getting it. | |
What a dumb move for the DNC. I guess they figure these votes are burned anyway. | |
So fuck them. These. | |
Yep. I think they actually don't want the people voting. | |
I think people will be a lot more Kind of focused on surviving and getting their house and electricity than actually going out to vote. | |
And these, like I said, are all white Republicans. | |
And they think, well, that's that many less votes that are going to get out there. | |
I honestly believe that. | |
That's terrorism. That's political violence. | |
You're hurting people. | |
You're assaulting people almost in order to get political gains. | |
That's a dictionary definition of terrorism. | |
Absolutely tyrannical, whatever you want to call it, treasonous. | |
All the great things they like to call Trump, who, by the way, has been down here. | |
And with his relationship with Elon Musk is getting people Starlink so they have at least communications to talk to family and friends around the country, to do commerce online, you know, things they can't do. | |
So, yeah, Trump was down there and they mocked him for that. | |
Like he was there for a photo op. | |
Meanwhile, Kamala goes down to the border for 20 minutes, takes a picture with people that hate her, and says, well, look, see, I'm at the border. | |
That's a photo op. | |
What Trump was doing was actually beneficial to some of these people. | |
And Starlink was denied permission to do North Carolina, weren't they? | |
Yep. Yep, they were. | |
Which is another attack on Republicans. | |
It's supposed to be part of an FCC arrangement where Starlink would install infrastructure in a lot of the states that happened to be affected by this hurricane and they denied it. | |
They fucking denied it. | |
Meanwhile, billions of dollars to Kamala Harris to get a internet infrastructure in there. | |
For people that are in rural areas that don't have internet. | |
Not one person has been hooked up with this program. | |
Billions of dollars. | |
Not one person. Elon and Starlink has been supplying people with internet in the most just ravaged corners of some of these states. | |
And they shit on him. | |
They shit on him like he's a piece of garbage. | |
The lying coming out of the left Is insane, man. | |
Well, the implication is that he's going to be controlling the information somehow. | |
Like he goes in there and filters it, which is what the left does to every other social media. | |
You think Verizon Wireless or your internet service or Spectrum isn't pulling information that they could then use for ads or something? | |
Of course, your privacy is gone. | |
But I don't think Elon is doing any more or any less than any other internet service provider. | |
I think he's doing less. | |
I think he's actually doing less. | |
Yeah, Virgin in UK, they don't let you subscribe to Compound Censored. | |
You cannot go to our site or download our app in Britain if you use Virgin as a provider. | |
And they have monopolies all over the place. | |
I think the FCC just allowed Soros to buy something like a thousand radio stations. | |
Yeah, yeah. He's buying 250 radio stations without having to go through all of the red tape, all of the bureaucratic red tape that everyone has to go through, and especially a foreigner. | |
With other properties that dispense information, you're only allowed, if you're a foreigner, to have 25% in the media in this country. | |
And that means TV, newsprint, radio, all together, you're only allowed 25%, which is a lot if you ask me. | |
But I don't think one entity can really afford. | |
That's a lot of money, 25%. | |
It's a lot of fucking money in properties. | |
They did away with all of the shit they give to all of the applications that they have to go through and all of the vetting they have to go through and just said, yeah, you could do that. | |
So we've got the political angle. | |
It's fuck these people. | |
They're not going to vote for me anyway. | |
And not only do I not want to help them, I want to hurt them so they can't vote. | |
And the racial angle, we have FEMA talking about equity and stuff. | |
And we were talking on Monday. | |
I kind of get it, the racial bias. | |
Like, if you look at Katrina, they needed more help. | |
Because they were looting, killing each other. | |
You should give a black community more help than a white community because the black community is less likely to help each other. | |
I'm sorry. That is true. | |
Hey, there they are. | |
In Katrina, boats were going to rescue people and the people were getting killed and they were stealing the boat that came to save them. | |
Yeah, remember Sean Penn went out to rescue people with a shotgun? | |
He's in this little canoe with his shotgun. | |
It's like, all right. All right, Hamilton. | |
So you go, okay, fine. | |
Leave us to our own devices. | |
Let us fundraise. | |
But the Starlink thing was thwarting white people helping themselves. | |
And then you have FEMA. I read today these helicopter pilots getting arrested for going into areas they weren't supposed to be in to save lives. | |
Yeah, I sent I sent that clip over to Ryan. | |
It's civilians being threatened with arrest for helping communities that FEMA is not in, that the Biden-Harris administration has fucking abandoned. | |
I mean, honestly, what the fuck? | |
A little blurb on the debate last night about this. | |
And nothing else? | |
We've heard nothing. We're monitoring the situation. | |
The president is in touch with the governors and FEMA. Where are the boots on the ground, as they call it? | |
Where are the people transporting the need of the fucking water? | |
Do you know water is number two on the list of things you die without? | |
Air is first, and that's literally minutes. | |
And water... You're gone in like a couple of days without any water. | |
So these people don't even have clean fucking water to drink. | |
So where are the helicopters? | |
Where are the C-130s full of pallets of water? | |
Nothing. Where the fuck are these people? | |
Remember Puerto Rico? | |
They had so many pallets of water. | |
The water actually went bad. | |
Like the sun melted the plastic into the fucking water supply pallets upon pallets upon pallets. | |
Where? Where is this? | |
We're not seeing it. And then when the community, again, white people that want to do for other white people and do for their communities, when they try to help, they're literally being threatened with arrest and having notifications put out by FEMA. Helicopter pilot threatened with arrest after flying rescue missions in flood ravaged North Carolina. | |
Can you believe that? | |
This guy has a helicopter. | |
He figures he's going to help people out and they threatened to arrest him. | |
Give me a motive for that. | |
Give me one reason. | |
Bureaucracy. Oh, okay. | |
I see their point. You can't. | |
Well, it's bureaucracy. | |
You have to be man enough as a bureaucrat or a FEMA person to go, whatever the rules are with rescue, we're abandoning them for this because saving lives supersedes some dumb rule about airspace that I'm supposed to follow. | |
But it's the competence crisis again, where people don't have that sort of greatest generation, even boomer kind of thing, where they would be like, I don't care what the rules are. | |
You're going in there. You're saving those people. | |
I'll take it on the chin later on. | |
I'll get demoted. Whatever the fuck has to happen. | |
Yeah, there was a couple of instances where guys that were proficient in running heavy machinery, they broke in to a place that had heavy machinery in the lot. | |
They took the keys, started these things up, and started driving around and pulling big logs out of the way and clearing streets and shit like that. | |
They're like, yeah, I'll take the shit later. | |
I'm doing this. | |
I'm going to do this for my community. | |
And that's the kind of gumption. | |
That you want to see in an American. | |
That's, you know, all the shit that they say defines America. | |
That's all bad these days. | |
And it's all it's not white traditional Americans, by the way. | |
And they go, oh, look at America. | |
This sucks. This is shit. | |
No, this is what America is. | |
This is what it's always been. | |
And this is what they're trying to destroy the ability for people to be self-sufficient. | |
They hate. | |
Looking at a community that can take care of itself because then they're not needed and they need to be needed. | |
So this is why they don't want to give any aid and they want to prohibit these people from actually taking care of their own. | |
It's grit, it's mobility, it's the pioneer spirit that was able to forge west, you know, through the Oregon Trail. | |
And the communists over in the government, they hate grit and mobility because, as you say, yeah, you don't need me. | |
So FEMA is, they're not just not helping, they're hurting. | |
Yes, they're hurting people and killing people, if you ask me. | |
I mean, they're not getting in there and doing what needs to be done, and they're trying to prevent people from doing that. | |
There was another instance here. | |
Community stopped from helping people out. | |
It's I think it was a post. | |
You got that one, Ryan? | |
Yeah, yeah. Blow that up there so I could so I could see it. | |
A little bit. Make it a little bigger. | |
I said bigger. | |
No? There you go. | |
Thank you, sir. Red Cross FEMA team has arrived and all donations that have been given to local high school volunteers have been confiscated. | |
Wow. Starting with Davy Crockett High, they're taking over all volunteer schools in Washington County and Greene County. | |
In order for anyone to get donations that were given, they must be approved. | |
All monetary donations have been taken as well and placed into TEMA accounts. | |
If you are unaware of how that works, these items don't all get used for a particular disaster. | |
They put in a big pool and then they divvy it out as they see fit. | |
Volunteers have been asked to leave. | |
We were told in order to help, they must be trained by United Way. | |
Please, I know I already post on Red Cross and FEMA the other day, but please, if you donate, donate to a church or give to individuals. | |
They cannot take supplies from churches. | |
Church members will make sure your donations get to the correct hands. | |
We are still taking donations here as well as picking up donations this weekend. | |
They go right to the church. | |
I know several others that are picking up donations, taking them as well. | |
And if you'd rather donate directly to the church, go to the church and take it. | |
But what they're saying here, yeah, if you get money, you raise money, you give it to FEMA, they will take it and then go, yeah, we'll be right back with all the stuff that we're going to do for you. | |
That isn't how that fucking shit. | |
As soon as we fill out the three days of paperwork and then get it approved by the boss and then send it in triplicate to the FEMA headquarters in fucking New York. | |
Right, right. And then you give it to some illegals that are here because you got to manage that federal emergency. | |
I hate the expression, you can't make this up because you always can. | |
But I'm about to use it for the first time in my life. | |
You can't make this up. I saw on the FEMA homepage, they were talking about how they're prioritizing help for people of color and LGBTQ plus who need abortions. | |
Yes, yes. Driving them to various states. | |
If you're abandoned and you're trans in North Carolina right now and you need an abortion, we'll send in a copter. | |
Otherwise, you're on your own. | |
Yeah. What? All of these people. | |
Look at this guy. | |
Thermal drones to help find people and animals. | |
Yeah. And being told to stand down, stand up, stand by, stand down. | |
Stand back, stand by. Stand back, stand by, stand back. | |
This will always be one of my favorites. | |
I remember Proud Boys going to the Texas flooding, and they brought guns because it's dangerous. | |
And not just criminals, but sane men, fathers, who haven't been able to provide water to their family for three days, they're starting to lose it. | |
That's what rabies is. | |
You can't swallow it, so you go nuts from dehydration. | |
Yeah, it's I saw an article just today. | |
Some woman was saying that she's being told by local law enforcement to make sure you're carrying your pistol with you at all times and that the safety's off because She goes, these aren't bad people. | |
We're not getting bad people that are coming in to loot or do harm to anyone. | |
These are desperate people that were fine a week ago. | |
Oh, here she is. | |
Yeah. Yeah, she says they were fine a week ago, but now, you know, you've seen, I was talking about this yesterday. | |
You see on Christmas when the new Cabbage Patch doll came out or some other thing, the parents go in and rip each other to pieces because they want that gift for their kid on Christmas morning. | |
Now imagine that gift is insulin or it's fucking, you know, something that helps their heart or they have cancer. | |
You think they're not going to rip you the fuck apart more than they did for that cabbage patch doll? | |
Yeah, there you go. These are now imagine it's medication for your fucking child that you're not getting that someone else might be hoarding that you know where it is, but they're locking it up and not giving it to you. | |
You are going to fucking lose your mind. | |
And I will eat your ass. | |
Yeah. And it happens relatively quickly. | |
I had that example the other day at the gas station. | |
You know, hey, after you, we're all in this together. | |
I know. Well, hopefully it comes back on. | |
Take care. Good luck. | |
Four days later, get the fuck out of there. | |
You cut. That's my gas. | |
You fuck it. We the civilization being fragile. | |
Is so true because it doesn't take much to just bust that facade off and, you know, you got a bunch of angry primates on your fucking ass. | |
I'll eat your ass. That was Alex Jones talking about how he'll eat his neighbor if things get bad. | |
I will eat your ass! | |
How do you not love him? | |
How did you survive? | |
How did you do so well? | |
Like, you're doing a show right now. | |
I know, which is weird. | |
I don't have internet still, but I do have electricity. | |
A lot of people do not have electricity. | |
I don't know how we ended up being lucky as far as that goes. | |
It's very... | |
Why don't you have a generator? | |
That's your whole bit. | |
First time I met you, this guy has a generator at his house, his old place on Long Island. | |
It's literally as big as a retard school bus, like the short bus. | |
I mean, I don't think 50 people could lift it. | |
No, no, no, no. | |
I took a truck with a boom crane to place it down there. | |
Yeah, it was. | |
Yeah, people didn't carry that in. | |
It's a diesel engine. | |
How did a tractor trailer Cummings engine? | |
I would have thought that would be your first thing when you built your new house. | |
Gavin, I was a little negligent this time around. | |
I had talked, I had looked for generators, I was thinking about it, but never really made the move to get it. | |
But in my garage right now as we speak is a brand new generator that can power the entire house and that is getting hooked up as soon as I get an electrician over here. | |
One of those fridge-sized ones there? | |
No, no, it's about the size of... | |
I like this desk, you know, like a regular desk, like your desk, something like that. | |
But it kicks on, you know, right when the power goes off. | |
And then I got Starlink coming for the internet, supposed to be today. | |
It's going to be tomorrow. I have a feeling a lot of people are ordering Starlink, so it's kind of hard to get. | |
I went to Verizon today to try to get a hotspot brick so I wouldn't have to use the phone. | |
You know, they have things that are exclusively for hotspot. | |
The guy just laughed at me. | |
He goes, really? I go, really? | |
He goes, people are coming in here buying two, three at a time. | |
He goes, wow, we don't have any and we don't know when we're going to get any more. | |
The phone works, but I would like, you know, some just exclusive. | |
Yeah, well, this feed has been great. | |
I think you froze once for just a second. | |
Yeah, I touched the phone right there. | |
I saw when that happened. | |
I can't touch anything. | |
Can't touch the phone, but it's working, you know, so whatever. | |
So as far as... | |
Sorry, I was going to ask where the roads are like. | |
Yeah, a mess. | |
Still, I mean, the major roads, they've cut a lot of the trees up and everywhere you drive on the side of the road, you just see an amazing supply of wood. | |
It's just unbelievable. | |
Tree trunks that, you know, the size of the wall of your house cut. | |
These trees were giant. | |
A lot of houses had trees fall on them. | |
And there's a lot of people with tarps over their roofs and, you know, they've got to wait until they can get construction guys in there to fix it. | |
But all the wiring crews to the linemen and I assume the cable internet and TV people are last priority. | |
They're trying to get power to everybody first. | |
So that's what they're doing. | |
But it should be a priority. | |
I mean, you're not there to send emails and tweets. | |
There's like, help, I'm here. | |
Like, this is my location. | |
Yeah, they've I know they that's why Starlink is so important. | |
And that's, you know, what Trump and Elon were talking about getting down here. | |
And other than that, I think T-Mobile and a few other of these providers have come down with self temporary cell towers that run on a generator and they've set those up in some areas so people have cell service. | |
So it's kind of weird that You're not really completely cut off communication-wise these days. | |
Even the latest iterations of iPhone have satellite communication. | |
Yeah, you see that when you have no connection, there's a satellite icon. | |
Yeah, no cell service, you'll get a little icon of a satellite and it'll give you a little green cone and you've got to face it toward the satellite and you can send texts. | |
So, it's really amazing how it's very hard to get completely cut off these days, but they're trying to get everything back. | |
The way they work usually in these cases, with power especially, they jury-rig it, if I may use that term instead of the one my dad used all the time, just to get power on, and then they come back and permanently fix it, so then you'll get those sporadic outages Weeks after the initial outage from the hurricane while they cut power and permanently fix it and then turn it back on again. | |
So it's been sporadic. | |
Greenville looks pretty good. | |
I haven't seen many places in Greenville that were out of power, but these outer areas, you just don't know. | |
We were just driving back from From one of the stores, the shopping center. | |
And one of the neighborhoods we went through was still road closed. | |
You got to renavigate, go around big trucks, trees just completely across the road. | |
And they're giant fucking trees that have been there. | |
You know, they probably were there watching with tears in their eyes, watching the Civil War. | |
These trees have been there a long time. | |
Here's a gay, stupid, retarded question that makes me feel like a woman. | |
But this is all from rain? | |
Like, was it a monsoon for a week? | |
Were you like looking at your window going, when is this going to end? | |
Only a few hours. | |
It was only a few hours. | |
Around here, it was literally, let's see, Friday is when it hit, I think. | |
Friday into Saturday, the wee hours of the morning, so about 2 a.m. | |
till 9 a.m. | |
In that swath of time, all this fucking shit happened. | |
It was more water than can fall from the sky in that period of time. | |
It was just an amazing amount of rain. | |
So it must be a perfect storm of, like, yes, it's tons of rain, but the way the rivers run through South Carolina, If they get overwhelmed, then they take out everything around them. | |
I sound like an idiot, but I... And the wind, like the wind, because the rain would soak the ground so bad that the roots had nothing to hold on to. | |
Oh, right. So you get a gust of wind. | |
I didn't see as many broken trees as I saw uprooted trees. | |
Everything on people's front lawns, you'll see their entire lawn just got ripped up and you see the roots there. | |
But that's why most of the trees fell down. | |
They just came right out of the ground because of the wind and then the soft ground. | |
But yeah, you get that much rain in that short of time. | |
You know, you got the mountains here, the Appalachians, and the water comes off of those and it's constantly coming together to make a bigger river. | |
Yeah. Until you're fucked. | |
Wow. What an incredible... | |
It seems like the DNC, they keep doing these dirty moves like, I'm going to bring in 20,000 Haitians, and that blows up in their face because everyone outside can see what a... | |
They did it for votes, but everyone else outside can see what's going on. | |
And then here we see Biden giving 3.5 billion more to Ukraine and saying, yeah, we're pretty well. | |
We've done all we can do for North Carolina. | |
So surely anyone with eyeballs... | |
Is going fuck these people at this point. | |
Are they naive? | |
I I don't know who can't see this. | |
That's why I said I've been saying on the show for, you know, quite a while now. | |
I don't have any respect for anyone voting for Harris and that it make excuses for the Biden-Harris administration over the past four years. | |
And I don't care if it's If you just don't like Trump or whatever it is, if you say, I'm voting for Harris and she's got great ideas, she's got... | |
How am I supposed to talk to you? | |
How am I supposed to have any respect for anything that comes out of your mouth when you're seeing what's happening and either you're too stupid to see it Or you're fucking lying and you're lying to me about being happy and proud and eager to vote for this woman and continue this clusterfuck that's been going on. | |
I'm now supposed to have a civil exchange with you. | |
I don't want to know anybody that That wants to vote for this woman. | |
It's so fucking juvenile. | |
It's just, you have a teenage brain where you, a brainwashed teenage brain where you've been told about Jim Crow and slavery and we need a black woman here for the first time ever because we've been holding back all these black women from the White House. | |
Right, right. There's been all these qualified, Tiffany Haynard, the super mayor, she could have been president, but prejudice pushed her back. | |
And we finally broke through that massive dam of hate. | |
Crazy. And here we are, people that just want to vote for her because she's a black woman. | |
That's what you hear that all the time. | |
Why are you voting for Kamala Harris? | |
Well, I'm just really excited to finally, you know, get a woman in there and a woman of color. | |
You know, enough. We've had enough with the white men. | |
Oh, have we? Have we really? | |
Would you say the same thing about Candace Owens? | |
Would you be really excited about a woman of color getting in power if she was a conservative? | |
Were you dancing in the streets when Maggie Thatcher ran the UK? Was that a thrill for you? | |
Nope. Didn't give a shit. | |
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When we merged from Compound Media and Censored, a lot of Compound people are still just watching you through their app. | |
They don't realize that there's a whole other plethora of shows available within their sub. | |
Yes. You get both networks combined. | |
Right. So, you know, you got a shitload of stuff. | |
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Because that's like six hours a day. | |
I don't even know. | |
I see shows pop up on Twitter sometimes, a promo for it, and I'm like, I didn't know this person had a show. | |
Look at this. Look, we got Bill Burr! | |
You know what Ryan did for Celebrity Mailbag? | |
He was Bill Burr. We found, like, a ton of videos of black people behaving badly and just had Bill Burr defend them. | |
Like, a lot of these guys are just trying to get food, you know? | |
Show it, Ryan. Yeah, I would like to hear a little. | |
So quick. It's like, dude, why are you escalating to shooting liquids in a person's face? | |
Unbelievable. Oh, I don't think I can. | |
I just don't like the stanky one of the white mothers like you. | |
Wow, that's totally rational. | |
He's saying that's totally rational. | |
She made her point. Yeah, you shouldn't be there. | |
You're occupying colored spaces. | |
He would defend that. | |
He would defend the black woman and say, yeah, yeah. | |
Well, he'd say they don't make videos of white women doing stuff like that. | |
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because that's why you don't see a lot of white people doing those things. | |
People just don't video it. | |
Yeah. But the black people, it's like cameras follow them around all the time. | |
It's amazing. We sell a shirt called I Love Karens. | |
I like when white women say, what are you doing here? | |
Yeah, yeah. I like that. | |
They always give them shit. Yeah. | |
Yeah. Men don't have the balls to do it anymore. | |
They're petrified of getting fired. | |
So we need these bitchy, cunty white women to go up and say, you don't live here. | |
What are you doing here? | |
Right. Check in on. | |
Even that birdwatching guy, remember that? | |
She's seen as like the worst Karen of all time. | |
Yeah, yeah. He threatened to kill her dog. | |
Exactly. Well, that's, you know, you never get the full story. | |
Remember the woman with the bike? | |
She wanted to get a city bike and they were trying to steal the city bike and she was racist because she was assuming they were up to no good and they were up to no good. | |
It's, you know, it's all fucking... | |
It's never what they say it is. | |
And I think that's true with everything through history. | |
There's a story just today. | |
The Department of Justice, Gavin. | |
Yeah. Yeah. Zero. | |
The Department of Justice has decided they are going to open the investigation for the Tulsa massacre you might have heard about. | |
Yeah, the DOJ has nothing better to do right now than reopen a case from 1921, was it, or whatever the fuck? | |
Yep. And the whole thing was utter and complete bullshit. | |
The short form story is a black elevator operator guy in an elevator assaulted a white woman. | |
Sexually assaulted her, yep. | |
Yeah, assaulted her. | |
And then they take him to jail, and rumors start spreading that there's going to be a lynching. | |
Meanwhile, there were no indications that it's going to be a lynching. | |
But the rumors, the black community heard about it, and they go to the jail with guns. | |
They're armed. They're World War I vets. | |
They're World War I vets. | |
So everyone is armed and proficient at combat. | |
Oh, yeah. Yeah, they all had guns. | |
It wasn't like, you know, Lord, please let them go. | |
They came down with guns. | |
An old white guy was there and told him to stop. | |
And they don't know. | |
Conveniently, they don't know who fired the first shot. | |
Bullshit. It was black. A battle started. | |
It wasn't a massacre. | |
It was a battle between armed blacks and armed whites. | |
And a lot of whites died, too. | |
More blacks died, but that's what happens in a battle. | |
One side will kill more than the other. | |
They were calling it the Tulsa riots for many years. | |
But then around 2000, when people started, you know, getting to talking about it again, they decided to call it the Tulsa massacre, like evil white people just started shooting black people for no fucking reason. | |
Hunting other than. Yeah. Other than that they were black. | |
So they're going to take this case up. | |
And of course, I was like, good, maybe they can uncover the truth and let people know what really happened. | |
That would never happen. | |
It'll be even more racist when they get done investigating it. | |
Or they'll just discover the truth and go, yeah, we got to drop this. | |
It's not what we thought it was. | |
Yeah, yeah. He's dismissed. | |
AIU on this site, on Compound Censored, Atheism is Unstoppable, he did an in-depth investigation. | |
It's like nine hours of episodes. | |
I said, you should put this together and make it free on YouTube. | |
And he's like, it's a nine hour movie. | |
Like I can't, it's too much content. | |
There are way too many myths about that race riot to list, like Black Wall Street. | |
You know, they burned down Black Wall Street. | |
What was the NASDAQ on that particular day? | |
Like, what was the English pound trading at in 1921? | |
You know what Black Wall Street was? | |
The NASDAQ for NASDAQ. Here in the South Bronx, I know a guy who has a shop nearby and he's like, you know, I could put you on the map. | |
We have like a local community of businesses here. | |
And I'm like, no, I don't want to be on any maps. | |
But what they have is like, there's like a barber and a fucking, you know, corner store and all these different businesses. | |
They unite. And then when they want to argue with the city about a pothole, like in the sidewalk or something, they go as a board of like 10 businesses. | |
That's what it was. Strength in numbers, sure. | |
It was just a bunch of black businesses that worked together. | |
It was not a fucking Wall Street. | |
And then the other myth that the National Guard came in and started bombing people. | |
The National Guard showed up to beg both sides to stop. | |
They weren't bombing anyone. | |
The planes that they, because there was prop planes back then, a plane was a better way to get around, you know, pre-highway system. | |
So there was blacks on the tops of buildings shooting people like snipers. | |
So these farmers who had prop planes, they were going over to tell people what buildings there was snipers on. | |
They weren't dropping any bombs. | |
Dropping bombs. I heard there was one black guy up on the roof of a building holding a blonde woman. | |
And they started shooting him with the biplanes. | |
But I think that's another myth. | |
Yeah, that was much later. | |
And that was in New York City. | |
Yeah. Oh, I thought that was Black Wall Street. | |
Sorry. No, there is a Wall Street in that city, but it's not. | |
Oh, yeah, yeah. See, I get confused. | |
The history gets all muddled up. | |
It's so confusing. | |
There were planes involved in that, though. | |
Yeah, that's the perception and reality in this country has never been farther apart. | |
The fucking hidden figures, we talk about that way too much. | |
Yeah. But even like Proud Boys, I've done 100 interviews this month from European media people asking me as the expert what Proud Boys are going to do to this country if Trump loses. | |
Right. It's a rhetorical question. | |
They have the answer in their head, and that's riot. | |
Yeah, yeah. Like, Proud Boys don't even love Trump that much. | |
They're not that excited about him. | |
No, they're not. They're not. | |
They, you know, I think, I don't know. | |
I know they don't like Kamala. | |
Right. But, you know, they're not like Trump fanatics, that's for sure. | |
And they're dubious about this pardoning. | |
If Trump doesn't pardon Enrique and all those other guys, like, he's not forgiven. | |
Yeah. I would never forgive the government for what they've done so far. | |
Even if all those J6ers, fuck the Proud Boys, but J6ers in general, even if they all get released on day one, I'm still fucking furious. | |
Of course. That it was five years for vandalism. | |
Yeah, five years convicted under a weaponized judicial system and the same one that's trying to go after Trump, obviously. | |
I mean, he he has a little more leeway as far as not having to spend all that time in prison while he's fighting his case cases. | |
But yeah, I mean, but who do you get mad at? | |
You know, who do you get pissed at? | |
The entire government, the administration that's in there now. | |
Where to begin? | |
It's all this big Hydra-headed monster with corrupt judges and a destroyed justice system. | |
It's all part of the same blob, too. | |
Foreign influence. Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the DNC. These are anarchists who were attacking boomer woman because they didn't want the vaccine. | |
These anarchists hate the trucker convoy in Canada because they're disobeying the government. | |
Nice anarchists, you faggots. | |
Yeah, yeah. Great bunch of fellas. | |
I don't know. I could see Trump... | |
What would... | |
Why wouldn't he pardon him at this point? | |
Like, what would hurt? | |
He's not running again. I would like to see Trump get in just to know, like, he might have a little more leeway to do things without having to worry so much, although they might be worried about tainting Vance. | |
Vance seems to be like the future here for the Republicans. | |
I think that's the long term plan. | |
I think the long-term plan is four years of Trump, then four years of Vance with Vice President Donald Trump Jr. | |
or Vice President Ron DeSantis, and then another four years of Santis or Donald Trump Jr. | |
So now we have 16 years of Republican rule. | |
Right, right. That's the fingers crossed. | |
So they might not want to taint him with that. | |
What did you think of his performance in the debate? | |
What a slaughter. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
That's how I saw it, and I wasn't being biased. | |
No, the left unanimously agrees that Tim Walz is a fucking retard. | |
It's a fucking retard. | |
Did they agree with that unanimously? | |
I missed that statement. Like they were saying, why does he lie? | |
Does he have a problem with the truth? | |
Jake Tapper was saying that he was ill-prepared. | |
You know, they couch it with nice words, but they were all deeply embarrassed. | |
I honestly don't understand the I'm friends with school shooters thing. | |
What are you trying to even say? | |
He was I don't put any credence in that. | |
I got to give him a break on that one. | |
I think, you know, I think he was trying to say, I am friends with the parents of the kids that were shot. | |
Like, I think that's what he was trying to put out there. | |
Like, hey, I'm friends with the victims of school shootings. | |
But he said, like, I'm friends with school shooters. | |
I think he just completely got nervous and fucked it up. | |
But I think he meant, like, the parents or... | |
No? Because I totally believed that. | |
Why in fuck's name would you say, I'm friends with school shooters? | |
I thought he was... | |
This is exactly the problem with it, by the way, is you have to sit here and try to decipher it like it's some sort of riddle. | |
Yeah, yeah. Decipher... I thought he was doing a Mother Teresa thing where I will forgive Jeffrey Dahmer and visit him in prison and say that you're all sinners and you're all human before God or something. | |
I didn't see that at all. | |
I saw him just simply wanting to say, let's hear what he actually said. | |
I've become friends with school shooters. | |
I've seen it. Look, the NRA, I was an NRA guy for a long time. | |
I become friends with school shooters. | |
I gotta say, I think he meant I become friends with parents of people that were shot in school shootings. | |
Okay. I don't know why he said it like that. | |
I gotta believe that. | |
I don't know. There's no other... | |
If there's any other explanation for it, he should not be running for vice president of this country. | |
He is retarded. | |
He made a complete fool of himself. | |
So what do you think your strongest moment was tonight? | |
Just I think it was a good debate. | |
The public got to see a contrast. | |
Oh, this one he stares at a pizza. | |
Yeah, yeah, and he's not answering anything again or still. | |
So what is that now? That's a pizza over there? | |
What are the flavors? What do we got there? | |
A pizza? So many different toppings. | |
Can you clarify what you meant when you said you befriended school shooters? | |
What do you think you're strongest in my mind? | |
I like that. Good. | |
Ask him. There's no victories here because we're up against the stupid community and their racial identity politics. | |
They chose Tim because he's a white dude and they thought we need white dude. | |
Right. Because we already got the females and the young people and the black covered with Kamala. | |
So we're I mean, Justin Trudeau has been reigning supreme in Canada forever because he's cute. | |
I got it. I got to say, though, people say like a debate, especially like that last night, which was a very traditional debate. | |
I mean, that was two politicians there being respectful. | |
You know, Vance had to fight the moderators a little bit. | |
I saw that. Yeah. | |
But I think it made him look better that he wasn't just going to take it lying down. | |
And he was right. Yeah, and he was right. | |
Absolutely. But I think Vance definitely sounds better. | |
He's got a way of speaking where I think people that are on the fence about Trump see that and think, look, Trump's 80. | |
If he wasn't able to fulfill his duties as president for the entire term, I wouldn't be all that upset with this guy being president. | |
Right. That's become a thing. | |
I think he That's a new thing now. | |
I think you put that forward there. It's a new thing now where we look at the VP as a potential P. Right. | |
And we didn't used to think like that because they weren't always. | |
No, no, they were useless. | |
They were just there for the ride. | |
Yeah. Can you get me a beer, Ryan? | |
Yes. I love that tweet you did. | |
I shouldn't be saying this while Ryan's not going to be at a computer, but where you talked about breaking the fourth wall and J.D. Vance is staring at the camera with that look. | |
Yeah, yeah. And it looks like Eddie Murphy in Trading Places and Ferris Bueller's Day Off. | |
Yeah, well, they all just kind of, because he did, he went like, kind of looked over like, what is this guy saying? | |
He's got to do something about those eyelashes, though. | |
He looks like a pretty lady sometimes. | |
I don't know. Here's my take on that whole thing, because I was... | |
I don't understand A guy really having an opinion on another guy's looks that really matters. | |
You could say like, oh, that's a wacky looking guy. | |
He's got some goofy eyebrows, whatever. | |
But it doesn't really affect anything. | |
I know Nick was going off on it last night. | |
Oh, really? I was listening to Nick a little bit and he's like, look at this fat fuck. | |
Look at his eyebrows. | |
Look at him. Look at his fat face. | |
Oh, there it is. Yeah. Oh, and yeah, that's your fourth wall being busted down, right? | |
Major players right there. | |
So it was like, yeah, women are more apt to go, oh, okay. | |
But I think to a woman, he's an attractive guy. | |
Yeah, yeah. The thing I keep saying is we're dealing with incredibly shallow people. | |
And RFK Jr. | |
had great points. | |
He was a powerful political figure, but he sounds like he's crying. | |
And so, you know, you see him, you and I are fine with it, but you see him and you're like, you're doomed because you sound like you're crying. | |
You sound like Katharine Hepburn on Golden Pond. | |
You're my knight in shining armor. | |
Yeah, yeah. You want a powerful leader up at the UN or discussing policy with a dictator. | |
You can't have that voice. | |
It just doesn't work. It's the dumb thing about it's the same with pop music post MTV. Like before MTV, you could be Steve Miller band. | |
We didn't have to see your face. | |
No one cared what you look like. | |
There's tons of ugly, fantastic bands. | |
But after MTV, you got to be gorgeous. | |
In fact, I think now we start with gorgeous and then we hope they have some good songs. | |
Right. Yeah. Hope they have some talent. | |
Every so often I go through like 70s and like, yeah, mid to late 70s music videos and they weren't played on MTV. I don't even know why these videos were made. | |
Where were they fucking played? | |
Don Kirschner's rock concert, maybe, I guess, or the Midnight Special shows that used to be on in the 70s. | |
But some of these videos, you'd look and go, holy fuck are these guys beat up. | |
Guys literally missing teeth or rotted teeth and just mangy hair. | |
And they're singing your favorite fucking songs of the past. | |
And it didn't matter. | |
It didn't fucking matter. | |
When you went to see them in concert, they were this big anyway. | |
You weren't fucking getting close. | |
So it didn't matter what they looked like. | |
What a strange turn of events. | |
Like all of a sudden you don't, like Rush. | |
Would Rush have made it with Geddy Lee's gigantic beak? | |
Getty is a bizarre looking man, but fucking awesome. | |
Or even Steve Perry with his gigantic fucking schnoz. | |
The big schnozolas and they're fucking magical. | |
Yeah, it didn't matter now. | |
What are you going to do? Let me look at. | |
Oh, yeah. Oh, all the all the tween girls would love looking at him. | |
We've become so fucking shallow as a nation. | |
I blame TV and social media, but the fact that we give a fuck about how... | |
And again, when I describe someone's looks, I'm not talking about me, obviously. | |
I'm talking about how they will be perceived. | |
How it's going to be perceived, right. | |
Again, the success of Justin Trudeau is totally based on his looks, and it's fucking infuriating. | |
You know how when you see a drunk woman at a bar, you're scared? | |
Like I could see a drunk fucking Mike Tyson at a bar and I'd be like, I'll just not say anything offensive to him. | |
I will probably be good. | |
But a drunk woman, it's just a ticking time bomb. | |
She could love you. | |
She could think you're the greatest. | |
And she may mishear a word or think you took a drink of her drink, which you didn't. | |
And now she's off. | |
And that's how I feel about them around the voting booth. | |
I'm like, take it easy. | |
Take it easy. Don't go too crazy now. | |
No, you know they're gonna... | |
She's one of us! | |
I'm gonna ruin America because she's my friend! | |
I love you! I love you! | |
I'm gonna ruin America! | |
Yeah, they and they have the power, you know, they have the power to do that. | |
They're so spiteful. | |
Like women are spiteful fucking things. | |
It's they'll they'll talk about, you know, the old cut off your nose to spite your face thing. | |
Oh yeah. Just vindictive. | |
They don't care. They'll barrel right into something without thinking about the damage they can do. | |
Well, I think that's a survival thing. | |
There's that bird who will go around to other nests and destroy all the eggs, so her nest seems more appealing to the male bird. | |
I see it with my kids, my youngest boy, these parents sabotaging his playdates and his social life because his father is the leader of a hate group. | |
And you're like, this little Indian boy, you're fucking with his life because you're a spiteful cunt. | |
What a motherfucker. It's amazing. | |
Saboteurs. How do you feel about this port thing with this fucking mobster guy? | |
Did you hear that someone was going to testify against him and they ended up burned to death in their car? | |
Of course. Of course. | |
He's making 900k a year. | |
He's got a Bentley. His house looks like Howard Stern's. | |
And he wants a 90% raise instead of a 50% raise. | |
When they found the dead guy, it was an Eric Clapton song playing as they pushed in real slow on his body. | |
All I knew is, on his way to work that day, he was just smoking a cigar and it was going, woke up this morning, woke up this morning! | |
Exactly. This guy is a mobster. | |
I don't know. | |
I guess at some point in history, unions were there for a reason, protecting the employees against the Management that was horrible, taking advantage of them, shit pay, long hours, horrible conditions. | |
And they're like, look, if we all get together, he can't fire all of us. | |
It sounds like a great idea. | |
And if they can meet a compromise there, you work, you get paid, management gets their product and everyone wins. | |
And then When someone saw, there were a couple of instances, someone saw, well, they're united against, not against, but united together so they could get what they want from management. | |
Well, if they're united, then they're a voting bloc. | |
Now we can have them not only important and influential here in this business, but out in the political arena. | |
Now you're getting the mob involved. | |
That's exactly what it's all about. | |
Right. And shaking down. | |
Now you can shake the businesses down and the politicians. | |
Hey, you want our support? | |
You got to cough up whatever, a favor, a contract if you're a politician. | |
And then management, you constantly threaten him with, you want to be out of business tomorrow? | |
We can do that. We want more pay or we want more benefits. | |
So it became something that was probably good at first. | |
They realized the power that they had after a while. | |
And then you get some of these union heads That go, boy, we wield an army here. | |
Let's use it and make ourselves some money. | |
And this guy's got a lot of fucking money. | |
He's fucking loaded. Power corrupts. | |
Absolute power corrupts. | |
Absolutely. And now they're just, as you say, they're pawns. | |
I remember when Hillary was running, you're in Manhattan. | |
There's all of these blue-collar dudes in Carhartts with vote for Hillary signs because that's what the union has told them to do. | |
And you just want to go up to them and go, guys, come on. | |
Look at the sign in your hand. | |
Yeah, yeah. Really? | |
Really? That's your plan? | |
That's what you want to do? Come on. | |
That's who you want to vote? | |
Do you really talk to your buddies over a Schlitz at the bar and discuss how excited you are to vote for Hillary? | |
She's fucking kicking ass. | |
We finally got a woman in the White House. | |
I'm so fucking thrilled. | |
I've been waiting. I've been waiting. | |
I had to sit through that fucking Reagan. | |
Oh, it was terrible. | |
That fucking Trump's a bigot. | |
I hope he fucking goes behind bars where he belongs and we get a beautiful lady in the White House doing all that awesome lady shit that I love. | |
Hey, everyone. Everyone. | |
I'm with her. I'm with her. | |
I'm with her. I'm with her. | |
What are you fucking... | |
They obviously are not with her. | |
They don't... No man that's in a union would fucking hold a Hillary sign unless they had a gun to their head, which they probably did. | |
Which they do. Yeah, they really do. That's the name of today's episode. | |
I'm with her. I'm with her. | |
Is there anything worse than seeing a guy with a giant Hillary pin? | |
I saw it on the train recently. | |
No, no, not recently, when they were running. | |
And I just looked down and, like, devoid of politics, just having, like, having a big pin of a lady, especially Hillary, on your sweater. | |
Have you seen the apostrophe A-L-M or A-M-L? Like Allah, like Kamala, it's a, yeah, apostrophe A-M-L, Kamala, no, M-L, I don't know. | |
They have the worst campaigns. | |
Allah, Kamala, oh, okay, so it's A-L-A, apostrophe A-L-A. Oh, Allah, okay, but that's the Muslim God. | |
Well, not quite spelt that way, but people wear that because they support Kamala. | |
It's just like, yeah, my Allah's my girl. | |
White guys for Kamala. | |
White guys for cum. | |
I mean, we've been talking about the competency crisis forever. | |
It's permeated aviation. | |
It's permeated Boeing. Three separate things. | |
I have 100 articles on all three of those things. | |
And it really comes down to this IQ crisis, which I don't think is biological. | |
I think the IQ problem in America is the death of education. | |
You get these woke kindergarten teachers. | |
I mean, they weren't... | |
They weren't woke for my generation, but post-Gen X, the kindergarten teachers, even before BLM and trans, they've been spouting off fucking woke garbage to kids. | |
And it's not like they even read like tons of liberal shit. | |
I told you about my teenage boy. | |
He was doing Shakespeare last year. | |
They hadn't read anything up until December. | |
They had a George Takai graphic novel about the internment camps. | |
Like this was supposed to be a good school. | |
And then they do Romeo and Romeo, Juliet and Juliet. | |
They teach these young men that books are gay and Shakespeare's gay. | |
So now they hate books and Shakespeare. | |
So they're like turning off these like jock kids from everything that's part of education. | |
And so then you get to a point where you're a retarded adult. | |
And you go, she's a black lady. | |
America's racist. I was taught America's racist since I was a kid. | |
So let's overcome racism and get a wonderful black lady there. | |
Because when black women talk, you better listen. | |
You better listen. A black woman's talking. | |
Listen. The knowledge that our queens will extol to you. | |
Oh, Queens. | |
Yeah, aren't they fucking Queens? | |
Give me a break. | |
I saw Walls the other day talking about his schools up there in Minnesota or whatever. | |
That's where he's from, right? | |
Yeah. Minnesota? Yeah. | |
Something like that. He's talking about schools up there and he goes, these schools, the diversity, it's wonderful to see, you know, some of these schools, they speak 60 different languages. | |
60? That's good? | |
How is that a good fucking thing? | |
Do you think your English-speaking child going to this school is gonna get the attention and get that... | |
The knowledge that the teachers are trying to impart to them, if they have to do 59 other languages also, how much time are you getting? | |
When they could give an entire classroom one language for 60 minutes in a class, let's say, they're getting 60 minutes of education. | |
The other way? They literally have to do a minute for English, a minute for this, a minute for that. | |
How are you getting your education? | |
Of course, I'm being extreme on the... | |
Or maybe I'm not. | |
But the point is, how does he see that as a good thing? | |
It's a terrible thing for education. | |
It should be... | |
Like, say you're an immigrant from Haiti and you only speak French. | |
You should be the only kid in the class that's unilingual French and it should suck. | |
Yeah. You should talk about when you're older, you should go. | |
When I came to Ohio, I was the only French speaker in my class, and I had no idea what anyone was talking about. | |
So slowly I had to learn, and in the playground I would start learning slang and stuff, and eventually I picked up English. | |
You hear that from older people that did come to this country like that. | |
They didn't give them any special treatment in school. | |
They had to learn English. | |
Yeah, and they would fanatically, you know, watch children's programming or something, trying to get a grip on this new language. | |
And now, can you imagine being a teacher in Ohio and a third, maybe two thirds of your class is French? | |
Yeah. It must just be impossible to fucking learn. | |
Not that our education was doing great before that. | |
No, no. It seems like it's just a thing that needs they need to say to try to sell it when they say that diversity is our greatest strength and 60 languages. | |
It's so great. And we see all the diversity and it's a it's a plus. | |
It's an advantage for everybody. | |
It's like I've yet to see the advantage of diversity in this country. | |
You're so ignorant. I actually feel bad for you. | |
Some nights you can have Somalian food. | |
The next night you can have Mexican food. | |
Right, the food. | |
You keep forgetting the food. | |
I keep forgetting that the food is the diversity. | |
Massive variety of snacks. | |
You can call Uber Eats. | |
You can have food from the Congo. | |
Whatever that is. | |
Congolese rice. In the 50s and 60s, what was it? | |
Just hamburgers, right? Everyone ate hamburgers every night. | |
It was hell. That was all there was because we didn't have the diversity that we have now. | |
So people couldn't get tacos or burrito. | |
They always say tacos. | |
Or Chinese food. I saw, I did a, there was a documentary about Vice recently that Eddie Wang did. | |
Or Indian food. | |
Yum! And it's a hit piece, like I'm known as the Nazi, believe it or not. | |
And he brings over Chinese food in the documentary. | |
And one of the reviews says, McInnis takes the bait and like is eating it and liking it. | |
So like, that's our Achilles heel. | |
According to them, we hate immigrants, so we hate the variety of food. | |
So when we bite into an egg roll, we are like being hypocrites because we secretly want the Chinese to go back to China. | |
It takes some translating to figure out their belief system. | |
How is that? | |
Like, all right, can I say taking food off the table? | |
Can can anyone come up with how diversity is better than a homogenous society or classroom or workplace or anything else? | |
How is it better? | |
But they they insist it is. | |
And if you even say it isn't, you are a horrible, bigoted person. | |
All cultures are not equal. | |
So I could see like in northern Europe, in Norway and Finland, they have a thing called forest kindergarten where they don't go into a classroom at all. | |
Like, it's 100% recess. | |
So they just are in the woods playing. | |
Rain, snow, whatever. | |
They gotta get bundled up. | |
And a fell tree becomes a pirate ship. | |
And I think that is definitely an improvement on what we have. | |
So I would be interested in that type of diversity. | |
But we don't have Norwegians and Finns coming in here. | |
We don't have better cultures coming. | |
We have worse cultures coming. | |
Where are the better cultures? | |
Yes, where are the people that will come here and show us something and bring us something from their land where we go, oh my God, this is great. | |
This is just going to help immensely. | |
That was... | |
We get third world shithole people that are a total detriment to our way of life and our society and leech off of everything that white people and Europeans have created in this country. | |
That was the plan. | |
So we had like Eastern European immigrants come in and we'd give them shitty land in like upstate New York that's all rock or freezing cold land in the Midwest in Wisconsin. | |
We came up with fake names for towns in Wisconsin like Hollywood, Wisconsin. | |
And they're like, I've heard good things about this place. | |
Hollywood. Sounds fun. | |
And what do they do? | |
They would rip up the rocks and then build these massive rock walls so you get a fence and then you get more arable land. | |
That helped us. | |
We spent 65 years on 12 million immigrants through Ellis Island and we handpicked, like, teach me how to farm in cold weather. | |
Teach me how to do this. | |
Show me hard work. | |
Show me innovation, Scott. | |
Show me innovation, Italians. And we kept getting them in and we built this country. | |
And then we changed the business plan And now it's like, I want people who don't even know what fucking farming is. | |
I want to get worse people. | |
And the argument from the left is always the same. | |
It's food, it's cheap labor, it's servants. | |
Their whole thing is servants. | |
I remember my daughter was being ostracized at school and they said her dad, me, wants Consuela to go back where she came from. | |
That's their maid. | |
They're talking about Gavin wants your maid to go away. | |
You're made. And what is the food argument? | |
It's servants. Like, here, I'm serving you a taco. | |
Don't take away my servants. | |
I don't want fucking servants. | |
I want innovators who are excited to be here. | |
Like me. I brought jobs here. | |
I was excited to be here. | |
And we built an economy here. | |
And you're leaving because there was stuff going on there that you weren't happy with or that you knew you could have been more happy with your life in another place. | |
You don't drag everything from your former country to America and try to make that The new place that you're living. | |
You see this in Minneapolis, all these Somalis that have shown up in Minnesota and some of these places, just total enclaves of Somalis. | |
They don't want to be American. | |
They don't appreciate the American way of life. | |
They're bringing that garbage over here with the convenience of having, you know, a shopping center to go to. | |
Yeah. So, you know, they like some of the conveniences, but they're still pieces of shit. | |
Sorry. I came from Montreal. | |
It's a socialist country, especially Quebec. | |
And the example I always use is like, if you pulled up in a Maserati in Montreal, everyone would think you're a douche and a show-off because that's too glamorous. | |
It's the same as like Britain and Europe. | |
You're seen as a douchebag. | |
Whereas in America, you roll up in a Maserati and people go, holy shit, that's an expensive car. | |
Doing well, are you? | |
Yeah, yeah. And then we also had a big problem in Montreal with English versus French. | |
And the idea of coming to New York City and bitching about French people or the language wars was just unthinkable. | |
But that's what this new breed does. | |
They bring in their beefs. | |
Yeah, yeah. Even these Muslims will come in to Canada and they'll be bitching about like a blonde haired woman, you know, showing her hair. | |
They'll try to impose their same laws. | |
They won't touch a woman. They won't shake her hand or anything. | |
Yeah, now they don't want women going out wearing perfume. | |
I saw that was like a big thing. | |
These guys, men, in their garb, they were like talking about women shouldn't be allowed to go out with perfume on. | |
They are very insecure people. | |
Yeah. They have to, like, batten down the hatches on their women before they send them out because they know they are all rapist pieces of shit. | |
So they just, they don't even want them to know it's a woman walking down the street. | |
Like, the second they see anything, they have to sexually assault someone. | |
And they know this, so they're like, I'm not sending you out there unless you're wrapped up, not wearing any perfume, you're Fucking armpit hair is dragging by your ankles. | |
They want them as unattractive as possible. | |
How are you incapable of not compartmentalizing your lust? | |
Like if I'm at the beach and a 10 comes up to me in a bikini and she's like, do you know where the, there was like a ice cream thing here earlier, is that over there? | |
I turned on, because she's a 10, but that goes over here in the corner. | |
Right. You know, remember in Men in Black where they take the guy's face off and there's a little alien that's living in his bed? | |
The little guy's driving him. Yeah. | |
I have a little horny man on a bicycle, always in the corner, you know. | |
Someone's mom is serving gnocchi and I'm imagining her in lingerie. | |
But that little horny man is always in my head, but he's at the back sitting there. | |
And I would say to the 10 in the bikini, Yeah, it was part of that whole snack area, but he's solo now. | |
So he's way down the beach there. | |
He's by the showers over there. | |
And she'd be like, thanks, ugly old guy. | |
And I'd be like, bye, 10. | |
And she would waddle away through the sand. | |
I wouldn't make it illegal for her to be hot because it gives me a boner. | |
What a bunch of losers. | |
They insist. And then it's all under the guise of what? | |
Decency or something? | |
That their religion says that... | |
It's not. | |
They just have... | |
They have no control over their sexual urge when they see... | |
An attractive, especially a Western woman like that, they lose their fucking minds and, you know, they have to have them wrapped up. | |
I just saw this news story from Ireland about this male nurse who went up to the female nurse who probably looked like that, you know, a blonde with nice tits. | |
And he just grabbed her tits the way a toddler would grab like a toy, like me want. | |
And then he starts pulling off her mask, I don't know why she had a mask on, and like burying his face in her neck like, I want that, I want that. | |
You cannot have that, okay? | |
No. No, you're not allowed. | |
Sorry. There's a thing, you're not. | |
Yeah, the little guy is supposed to stay back there. | |
You know if the girl on the beach that came up to you yeah if she went so what are you what are you doing what do you like the little man could pedal up a little closer to the front of your head like oh oh wait a minute now you might want to try to insert some game into it because it's like why is she even asking me this yeah the little guy gets to go a couple of pedals like like Yeah, like what's that movie with the little scary guy on the- Oh, Jigsaw. | |
Yeah, Saw. Like Jigsaw, like little Jigsaw. | |
He gets to ride up a little closer to the front of your head. | |
Oh. She looks into your eyes. | |
I just figured I'd come to the beach by myself. | |
Like, I don't have anyone to hang out with. | |
And he's like, oh. | |
She looks into your eyes and she can see him sort of peering from behind you. | |
Is that a little man on a bicycle? | |
In your head? Like in the Empire Statue of Liberty where you can sort of see through the eyes and they can come out of the mouth like she sees them peering around there going, what? | |
Someone's interested? There's a little guy on a bike in there and he's coming right at me. | |
Unfortunately, it never happens. | |
I told you this before, some chick bumped into me and she was like, sorry, sir. | |
She was like a college girl and I'm like, sir? | |
You mean fellow attractive young person? | |
Hello, fellow kids. | |
Yeah, then you see yourself in the reflection of the story and you're like, oh shit, 30 years went by. | |
No one warned me. Yeah, that's a drag. | |
Any other business we need to get to, Gavin, at this point? | |
No, not particularly. | |
Some people have been talking about a campaign to get me back on Twitter. | |
I don't know what that means. | |
It's a petition or something? | |
Like, what do you do? | |
I would be behind that. You sign it? | |
Why did you get... Oh, you got booted the last time because you got back on when you weren't allowed yet. | |
I wasn't supposed to. | |
Like, I assumed that I wasn't cheating. | |
Right, right. But Nick got on. | |
I know. I think you get... | |
There's a petition you make. | |
But then the irony is, how do you promote the petition? | |
Yeah, yeah. Let us know. | |
You know, tweet me... | |
And let me know how we can go about this. | |
What needs to be done? What are you at now? | |
You're still at like a quarter mil? | |
No, I'm up at three hundred and three hundred and three thousand. | |
But I know, but but I've noticed a huge like drop off in engagements like the last month. | |
It peaked up at millions and then it just like and I've been getting and I'm not getting the views that I was getting. | |
It just all of a sudden, I think I'm being throttled. | |
Yeah. Who are these ugly saboteurs at Twitter that are defying? | |
I know, that's what it is. They're not all cleared out. | |
It's like with Trump in 2016 with the swamp. | |
What about black Twitter? Are you still antagonizing black Twitter and making them go crazy? | |
That's the thing. Black Twitter doesn't seem to be getting a lot of my stuff. | |
It's not getting over to Black Twitter enough. | |
A few things do. I've had to throw kitten clips in there to get any numbers. | |
Well, a test to see if Black Twitter can see you is to say anything remotely negative about Beyonce. | |
Yes, I noticed that. | |
That was one of my biggest tweets ever was when I brought up Beyonce. | |
What a piece of shit she is. | |
So, yeah. I'll run that litmus test later tonight. | |
Is this thing on? | |
Is this thing on? Yeah, yeah. | |
All right. Let's see. | |
Fire one off. | |
Fuck it. Yeah, there it was. | |
Criticize the Queen. Yeah, there it is. | |
What do we get? 19.2 million views. | |
Jesus! I mean... | |
That was a biggie. Religion is basically dead in this country. | |
Christianity is dying by the day. | |
I think we're turning into a monarchy, and our queens, we is Kangs. | |
Our monarchies, our queens are celebrities, and you don't blaspheme the queen. | |
No, no. She's a monarch. | |
Yeah, we have a monarchy at some point. | |
Hollywood is kind of that seat of royalty that's like, you know, the palace. | |
But, you know, there's a monster at the gates. | |
Hollywood's really taken a beating these days. | |
And now, you know, they're talking about, wait till you see some of the names that were at these diddy things and the parties. | |
Yeah, bullshit. | |
That shit has been going on for a century in Hollywood, and it ain't fucking stopping. | |
And we think so lowly of them now. | |
Like, in Shakespeare's time, actors were like guys who cleaned out the sewers. | |
Like, they were the biggest losers in society. | |
I feel like we're getting there. | |
They're becoming fucking losers. | |
In fact, we were talking about this at the strip club last night. | |
How this guy that was with... | |
Entertainment club, Gavin. | |
Sorry, the entertainment club. | |
We were talking about... He brought his buddy who does like the wiring... | |
He's a Porsche salesman, like used Porsches. | |
And his buddy does the wiring systems and tries to help people figure them out or how to make them sort of work. | |
He goes... His whole thing is like, this is not going to work well. | |
So give up on that. | |
But let's try to hack... A way where it can sort of be good. | |
Apparently they have terrible electrical. | |
So I was so excited to talk to him and I was happy he was coming. | |
And then we were talking about what if he brought his sister, Brie Larson, and we'd just be like, yeah, hi. | |
Anyway, we're going to be talking about cars for a little while. | |
Do you want to go over there? Yeah, yeah. | |
You want to go over there? Don't you have to go pee or something? | |
Can you leave, please? | |
Like, zero excitement. | |
It's no Marilyn Monroe or anything. | |
Like, they're fucking dorks. | |
Yeah, they're dorks. | |
They're stupid. They're empty vessels. | |
I've called them that many times because, you know, you have to be devoid of a real personality for a writer to be able to put a personality into you. | |
And then you're that person. | |
I can't do that. | |
I'm this guy. | |
There's no way you just get rid of this guy and put it in a new guy. | |
You did pretty good in our movie. Oh, yeah, I was kind of just playing goofy me. | |
Yeah, yeah, that's true. | |
You know, that was fun. | |
That was a lot of fun. But a good fucking actor. | |
I think the better the actor, the more devoid you are of an actual personality. | |
Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. | |
And then they start talking about issues. | |
They used to just keep their mouth shut about that stuff. | |
They asked. I saw a couple of. | |
Uh, old clips where they asked Muhammad Ali about his politics or something. | |
And he, you know, talked about the Vietnam War and all that. | |
But he really wouldn't get into, hey, I want this guy to be president or anything. | |
Elvis was the same thing. | |
They said, hey, Elvis, who are you going to vote for? | |
He goes, I'm just, I'm just a musician. | |
I think politics is something you should do by, you know, by yourself. | |
Great Elvis impression, huh? | |
That was good. Yeah, great. | |
So, you know, you don't want to hear it. | |
And now they can't keep their mouths shut about politics and it's ruined them. | |
It's fucking ruined them. And like when I think of every idiot I know, when they talk about politics, they're sometimes a little off. | |
They're not that bad. | |
They're naive or something. | |
And they'll say like, where is Israel or whatever? | |
But the takes that these celebrities have, like Mark Ruffalo is retarded to a level that's like shocking. | |
Like you go, oh, it's almost like, you know, when you see a burn victim who's really bad and you go, try to act normal, try to act normal. | |
Hi, man. How you doing? They have like just a hole for a nose and an eye and like an asshole mouth. | |
Yeah, you get taken aback. | |
You sort of go, hey, hey, I'm fine. | |
I'm relaxed. How are you? Yeah, yeah. | |
That's how Mark Ruffalo's politics are. | |
They're burn victim levels of embarrassing. | |
Of shock. He is a douche. | |
There's so many of them, though. | |
They're all the same. And then they come out of the... | |
You're like, oh, Jon Hamm's an asshole, too? | |
I'm like, oh, I kind of like Jon Hamm. | |
Oh, is Don Draper a douche? | |
Don Draper's a douchebag. | |
Yeah, he's a fucking... | |
He's there on the virtual wall of celebrities with Kamala when she did that Zoom thing. | |
And you just see and you go, ah, Christ, another one gone. | |
There goes that show. I don't know. | |
I think in some way it's like the union guy with the Hillary sign. | |
I think they're like, I fucking hate this moronic bitch. | |
I think Trump's great. | |
I hate the fucking criminal element around our neighborhoods these days, a shooting in Beverly Hills. | |
But, you know, they got to they got to put their face on their actor face and go like, Oh, Kamala, you know, a woman of color president. | |
This is going to... All right, cut. | |
Cut. Could I do that again? | |
I just felt like I wasn't... | |
I saw a little real me come into my face. | |
Me poked its head out. | |
Yeah, me poked its head out. | |
Jim Downey, he is a writer for SNL and the Goodyear. | |
Yeah, I remember him. And he told me once, he said, if you don't hear anything political from a celebrity, especially someone in comedy... | |
It's their right wing. | |
That's the new Zeke Isle. | |
It's like not being pro-Kamala and screaming. | |
Right, right. That's like a password, like the high sign or something. | |
You know, let me in. | |
The speakeasy knock. | |
I'm about to piss my pants here. | |
Gav! Pleasure. | |
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Hope you had a good, nice piss, Arnold. | |
That was it. Nice piss. And we'll see you back here tomorrow. |