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Sept. 9, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S6E30 - IMMINVASION

  While Kamala visits spice stores because they call Republicans racist, our cats are being eaten by people who want us dead, and no, the Hells Angels are not coming to save us.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Okay.
- Okay.
Can we consider the matter settled now?
Alright?
There's nothing wrong with that.
There's nothing wrong with that.
It's called equality, bigots.
Yeah.
Don't feel bad if you're black and you're gay.
It's fun to be black and gay.
We're white.
I'm white and gay.
Ryan is Puerto Rican and Japanese and gay.
And you know what?
He loves it.
He loves every god dang minute of it.
I almost took the Lord's name in vain.
Welcome back to Casual Mondays.
Last week we had Casual Mondays, but I was so brain dead I did it on Tuesday.
This is an actual literal Monday.
It's a free episode.
So we start out the episode by thanking Purpleworks Nutrition, which I'm currently on right now.
Did some pads.
I'm on the new stuff right now.
I woke up, I was feeling kind of blue.
I had the weirdest nightmare.
A blue Monday?
I had a nightmare that I created the perfect woman.
This is in the dream, right?
And she was like an artist.
She was in her twenties, beautiful, cool, kind of weird.
And she didn't want me.
Oh no.
And I realized, like, my perfect woman wouldn't want to wreck a marriage.
Yeah.
And destroy, you know, my kids' lives.
Or she wouldn't be an ethical person.
And then I wouldn't be attracted to her.
So I'm like, I'm in my fucking dream when I can't get any pussy.
Fuck this.
Anyway.
My perfect woman doesn't screw worms like me.
Okay.
Sorry.
Kind of weird, but okay.
So I woke up a little blue.
Not because of that, that I couldn't fuck 20-somethings, but, you know, when you're tossing and turning and having these sort of intense dreams, and then you wake up and you're like, I gotta go work out now.
But then I take the new formula, I get the new formula up.
I just put it in the thing.
I don't shake it up and carry it around.
I do it, I do it, what are you doing?
Yeah, that one, Invictus.
I do it half an hour before the workout.
So I do it at nine, working out at 9.30, giving her with the pads, bam, bam, bam, bam.
I also, I'm so vain that as a 54-year-old, I can feel the younger guys, and they probably know who I am, seeing like, what's this old man got?
So I fucking wail on the pads, like when Larry's going like, bam, bam, bam, bam, boom, boom, that boom, boom, bam, boom, boom, boom.
Really spicing it up.
And Purpleworks helps you show off to the youngsters and show that you still got it.
We still got it, kiddies.
So there's that.
Yeah.
So I really appreciate Purpleworks Nutrition for getting me off my ass and making me go to the gym and then giving me my second wind when I'm at the gym.
And then as far as these Grover Arms go, they are 78 percent less Grover-y than before.
So thank you, Purple Works Nutrition.
Also, Nita Fashions meet and greet this Thursday.
Starts at 6, I believe.
Contact Nita Fashions at nitafashions.com under info.
You can click on their schedule there.
They're at the usual New York City hotel.
It's the only meet and greet I'm doing on this particular tour.
The Towers at Lott.
New York Palace is 200 bucks.
You get a magic pin, little badge that gets you into all censored events for free forever.
It's fancy whiskey that we drink there for free for not really forever.
And then you get to you size up the shirts.
You choose some shirts, some suits, whatever you want.
Oh, you get a free shirt.
I forgot that minor detail.
And you know what you should get?
This is just a flannel, but the dress shirt, my new favorite dress shirt, the collar comes down.
It's a button-down collar, but the button is hidden with a little loop behind the collar.
It's a ton of fun!
So we'll all be meeting there, hangin' out, The Towers at Lot, New York Palace, 455 Madison Avenue, this Thursday, 6 p.m.
Email them, contact them through their Instagram, whatever you want.
Pull up their email.
Ryan, you've still got the Purpleworks Nutrition down there.
Sales at needoffashions.com, info at needoffashions.com.
It all works.
And book your spot.
Usually there's about 20 people there.
We all hang out for a while.
I might bring my son down.
I need him to get an outfit on.
Okay, that's sufficient shilling for today.
That's enough cucking for shekels for today.
We can begin the show.
And I'd like to begin the show with Oh my god, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get through this.
My barber, you may have noticed I got a haircut a few hours ago.
This guy, why are Yugoslavians wasting their time cutting hair when they could be on Kill Tony?
This guy is like, I, it's dangerous.
I'm laughing so hard that I'm scared he's going to cut me.
You ready for this?
Yes.
Lord, give me strength to get through this.
I get in there and he says, do you want the haircut or haircut?
Now, a little side note, he thinks this is a hear with an H, like the way Quebecois think that your air moves around into hair.
So with open vowel consonants, sometimes they'll add an H in there.
So that's neither here nor there, but he thinks this is called a hear.
So he goes, you want me to cut your hair or your hears?
This gets crazier.
He doesn't mean the hair on my ears, which I do want cut.
He means cut my actual ears off.
Uh, no thanks.
Hey Ryan, do you want your ears cut off?
No, that's a pretty easy one.
Just the hair.
Yeah, just the hair, thanks.
What?
Like, you cannot make this shit up.
This is...
And then it gets crazier.
He goes, okay, and you don't want the mustache cut, right?
Just shave here, you fade up, fade down, beard, but no mustache?
Would you rather have mustache or ears?
I go, I'd rather you cut the ears than my mustache.
Now he's dying.
He made me die laughing, I made him die laughing.
That's how much I don't want my mustache being touched.
Even though it grows back and ears would be more valuable, you'd think.
I'm like, dude, you're wasting gold!
Now this is the same guy that you were worried hated you because he might have heard the last time that you were finding his humor so funny.
I was overestimating their reach.
But he really did ice you for a bit.
So that really happened.
He's moody.
Sometimes I think he might drink or something.
Like one time he told me about all the pussy he gets.
He goes on plenty of fish, and I told you this story already, he fucks these girls just for dinner.
We're living in an era, especially in the Bronx, of dinner prostitutes, where Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Dominicans, they have a Monday guy, a Tuesday guy, and they go out for dinner, or he comes over and he orders pizza, and the kids eat the pizza, then he goes and fucks her in the room while the kids go play video games next door, in an apartment.
Romance.
And they say romance is dead.
So yeah.
No.
So sometimes he tells me about his sexcapades.
Sometimes he's very quiet.
I don't know.
But he hasn't X'd you?
He's not X'd me.
No.
Today we were riffing!
Riffing up a storm.
Like what level of comedy is that?
Do you want me to cut your ears off instead of your hair?
I'm gonna go with five-year-olds?
Maybe a very smart four-year-old or a semi-retarded six-year-old.
But holy fuck, guys.
And the repetition.
Apparently there's some fucking football player who got caught racing and everyone's excited about it.
Tyrese something.
He's like, fuck him.
He's racing.
You think you're above the law, you rich fuck.
Fuck him.
Arrest him.
He thinks because he's famous, he's above the law.
People think they don't have the law.
People think they're above the- He doesn't know above the law.
I taught him the term above the law.
People think they have no law.
He racing.
He racing, but he rich, motherfucker.
Fuck him.
Okay, I got it.
Very simple concept.
I think we're all 100% on the same page.
I think 100% of America agrees that just because you're a rich and famous football player doesn't mean you shouldn't be charged for racing on the road.
Fuck him.
He racing.
Yeah, I got it, dude.
I got it.
I don't give a fuck.
In other news, today's New York Post talks about my way to help.
President Biden was so hell-bent on getting out of Afghanistan, he rebuked any advice to the contrary.
We saw what a catastrophe this is.
I'm mad at the New York Post.
They keep criticizing Joe Biden.
I would rather you kissed his ass so we were up against him, which would be an easy win, whereas with Kamala, we're up.
She has the stupid bitch contingent.
That's Sunday's paper I just showed you.
So I'm not as confident as I was when we were up against Biden.
In other news, I saw a fucking show.
On the weekend with my wife.
Great, great show to watch with your wife or your girlfriend.
And there's not that many.
There's White Lotus.
There's the one, The Incredible Life of Pam or whatever, where she's sipping the sippy cup super gulp.
The Truth About Pam.
What the fuck was that?
With Reese Witherspoon?
No.
The chick who had the show me the money chick.
Is that her?
No, the thing about Pam.
Yeah, that's another Zinger obviously Tiger King is a doy But my wife and I had been in a bit of a Show slump where she likes to watch she's got some new show.
Yeah, she's got some new show about rich people starring Nicole Kidman Which I cannot I'm sorry I'll do a lot.
I will do anything for love, but I can't do that.
Nicole Kidman definitely has a rider that adds, people must talk about how incredibly beautiful I am.
You're not.
You look like a very attractive grandma.
You look like a ghost.
You haven't been hot since the others.
No.
But yeah, she's got some new show on Netflix that's all about rich people in the Hamptons.
Not gonna do it!
Are you gonna pull it up at some point?
Are you looking for it?
I have the one that you're gonna talk about.
Okay, but jump.
Can you talk about Nicole Kidman new... I think it's HBO Max.
Guys, if you can stomach this in order to get laid.
Wait, I think you use your left hand for civilians.
Yes.
I salute you.
Is it perfect strangers?
Uh, let me see.
Yeah, that sounds right.
It's sort of like that other one.
What's that one about the rich family?
Um, not Armageddon.
It was on HBO and White Lotus?
No, no, the one about the rich family that's it's sort of like Rupert Murdoch's family.
It's recession, concession, whatever that one is.
They all love that one.
But I cannot handle either of those.
But my wife loves them.
Go to that.
Yeah.
It's called... What's the other one called?
We don't care.
Recession, concession, ascension.
But look at this.
How chick is this?
This is what... This is what Vanity Fair used to be before it went woke.
It's porn for women.
Chick porn.
The people who come here, they come to heal.
I don't want to suffer.
Wait, is this it?
I don't know.
No, this isn't it.
No, this is a rich family in the Hamptons.
Maybe it's not Nicole Kidman.
I'm not really delivering this very well.
I also have some intense female porn.
I gotta send you.
But, okay, I feel like we have to unturn this stone.
New show, Hamptons.
Maybe it's on Netflix?
The Perfect Couple.
Yeah, that sounds maybe right.
It's a mystery, though.
And it's ludicrously good, apparently.
Big Little Lies?
No.
Of course it's written by a chick.
That looks rich.
Yeah, that looks like it.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
That's it.
You found it.
The Perfect Couple on Netflix.
So, I love you, babe.
Bye-bye.
Enjoy your Perfect Couple series.
There's no fucking way I'm sitting through that shit.
But Chimp Crazy, on the other hand, not only am I sitting through it.
We did a bunch Saturday night and then got drunk and had horsing around.
But Sunday, she's super tired.
Very heavy baseball weekend with the kids.
And I'm like, I want to see the next episode of Chimp Crazy.
And she's like, I've got to go to bed.
I'm exhausted.
I'm like, fuck!
So then I gotta watch some stupid worst roommate ever shit.
And I've got this chimp crazy I'm dying to see.
Okay that chick they show.
At the whole beginning I'm just like oh my god her ex-husband who probably gave her five million dollars to get out of the marriage.
He must be so happy to see this crazy bitch now devoting her life to chimps.
And then later they show her husband.
He's still married to her.
Okay, show the picture I airdropped you before the show.
She's obsessed with chimps and she also is an incredibly talented artist and her level of drawing is about the same as my barber's level of humor, but check out this drawing that she did.
Like, my wife and I both had to pause it and zoom in.
And I was saying to her, like, if I had a six-year-old still, and she's handing me that, I'd go, okay, babe, that's great.
But let's have a little talk.
What do horses breathe through?
Their mouths.
Mm-hmm, that's true.
But also, their nostrils.
Yeah, so let's get some nostrils on this guy.
And their legs bend the wrong way.
Let's throw that in.
So anyway, it's about, the guy who did Tiger King gets into chimps.
My wife knows him, by the way.
He used to own clubs in New York, and my wife would do the... I keep talking about my wife.
I sound like a closeted fag.
But he would say to her, I don't want any douchebags coming in the club.
And she goes, OK, how do you define douchebag?
And he goes, guy with a striped shirt, a dress shirt with stripes.
Ever since I heard that, and that was 25 years ago, I never wear a dress shirt with stripes.
But this guy, Eddie Colt or something like that, he did Tiger King and had fucking luck.
Guardian Angel.
And then he does this.
They know about him in the animal scene, so he had to send in a fake director to talk to them.
And he comes across this crazy broad.
Who, PETA gets a hold of them and decides they're in jail.
And I hate PETA, but I see where PETA wants the chimps to go and where they are now.
And I'm kind of like, yeah, I think that 7,000 square hectare sanctuary with individual little fucking play areas way out in the open is better than these little jails where they feed the McDonald's.
So I can't believe what I'm saying, but I'm maybe on the side of PETA with this one.
But it keeps getting crazier and crazier.
She may or may not have kidnapped one of the chimps that she doesn't want to give back.
Then they spend a whole episode on that Upstate, not Upstate New York, that Connecticut case where the chimp bites that woman's face off.
Yeah.
Who debuted her new face on Oprah.
She's had a face transplant since.
I think her eyes are just plastic eyes.
It bit off her fingers.
You don't want to fight a chimp.
That thing is a beak.
But anyway, cannot recommend this enough for you and your lady.
Dude, if you're a young man and you're good at Netflix and chill, I would recommend this for your first date.
I wonder what Cassandra McDonald's opinion on this is, because she hates PETA, loves chimps, but if they're treating the chimps badly... Yeah, I think she'd be on my side with this.
This is egregious.
They do not treat the chimps well.
No.
What I wouldn't take a first date to, or a spouse, is female porn.
Remember Shane Gillis said the invisible woman is is a woman's wet dream and it's about this trillionaire guy who makes an invisible suit and he dumps the mediocre looking chick from Mad Men and no he doesn't dump her she dumps him and he can't take it because he loves her so much and so he stalks her she goes to live with her really cool platonic black friend and he gives she gives the daughter a fucking college fund and the black people love her
This is exactly the same, but to the nth degree.
And Netflix is Obama's fantasies.
Now, Obama and Netflix, same thing.
They love taking southern tropes or, you know, right-wing sacred cows and just taking a huge diarrhea on them.
So they make Waco not the left's fault.
They make, they had a whole thing on Lynyrd Skynyrd where they pointed out that the drummer was vegetarian and the singer doesn't like the stars and bars, so I'm gonna wreck Lynyrd Skynyrd for you.
Ruby Ridge, remember Ruby Ridge early 90s?
Some dude who, I think he was anti-semitic among other things, but he was a big, you know, homesteader.
Gun guy.
The FBI decides they can't have guns.
They go onto his property.
He gets in a shootout.
They shoot his dog.
They point their guns at his son.
His 14-year-old son.
So he shoots at them.
They kill him.
KILL HIM!
Uh... Yeah, I think 1-3 is a picture of this guy.
I forget his name.
But that's him.
So I'm not sure if the whole family was killed.
Just say no to Zog.
But the big picture with Ruby Ridge, to most people, is not a t-shirt.
But the fact that this man was pilloried by the state for enjoying his Second Amendment and was murdered for it, much like David Koresh.
As Kumiya points out, David Kresh is a freak, but they could have got him when he was going to get groceries or any other time during the day, but they chose to storm the fort and allow people to die.
So Ruby Ridge pisses us off, right?
And I'm gonna make Rebel Ridge.
And the plot of Rebel Ridge is...
A wonderful blue-eyed black man, the sweetest plum of the African-American people of color, he's riding his bicycle through a small town.
Why?
Because he's bringing the bail money for his sweet little cousin who was caught with weed.
and he needs 30 grand no 10 grand in bond in bail money and then uh 20 grand they're gonna buy a truck and i don't know catch fish or some shit he's got a whole career for him and this sweet little angel never did anything wrong And you're like, well, is that the pattern here?
And it's sort of like Rambo where they fuck with the wrong guy, but it's these racist, corrupt cops who steal black people's money.
They arrest black people for no good reason, then steal their bail money, and it gets caught up in the courts, and then they release them after 90 days when the body cams are deleted.
So you're watching it going, oh, this is typical, right?
Racist cops and a black dude has had enough of false imprisonment, okay.
Meanwhile, even in their plot, this cousin was a snitch and he gets shivved in prison.
That's kind of what you sign up for when you snitch on a gang.
But anyway...
You're watching the movie and then who shows up?
This mousy little blonde who's a liberal lawyer with a heart of gold and some fucking rock hard ethics and they get together.
Platonic!
It's always platonic for some reason.
I don't quite understand that part.
You don't fuck these black guys in your fantasy?
But she gets framed for being a junkie by these evil white racist cops and together they save the day.
Play the trailer for this.
It's worth a hate watch.
It is fucking ridiculous.
And what's the name of it again?
Rebel Ridge.
They're putrefying Ruby Ridge, which wasn't in the south.
I think it was along the Canadian border, but you get the idea.
Move it, negro!
Get out of my way!
Why did you have to bring cash?
You can't wire money to a small town.
They don't have banks.
Oh, that's the kid on the way to jail?
- I can get his badge number, but his last name is Marshall.
- Why did you have to bring cash?
- You're gonna need to leave.
- Makes sense.
- You can't wire money to a small town.
They don't have banks.
- Hey Mike! - I'm hosting better.
- Oh, that's the kid on the way to jail?
He's faster than the bus.
Oh, and there's another thing.
It's super anti-gun.
So there's at least a dozen scenes where he grabs someone's gun and empties the magazine, takes all the bullets out.
The only time I see him shoot anything, he's shooting like gas canisters that he stole from a cop.
So it's got this subtext of, "You don't need guns to win." That's her.
Heart of gold.
Don Johnson is the evil small-town cop.
This guy's a Marine.
If there's one thing small-town cops hate, it's people who went to fight for their country.
Right?
Yeah, small-town cops hate vets.
That's been my experience.
Very careful.
Let's not do that.
Chief!
See?
I hate guns.
What are we looking at?
Oh.
All you have to do to stop a gun is grab it.
Why don't more people do that?
...corpse, martial arts, MCMAP.
One mind, any weapon.
Whatever you decide to do, you do it damn far from here.
You enter this town... You both mess with the wrong guys.
So go another route.
Anyway, you can see where it's going.
But there was this one seminal scene.
I don't watch a lot of women porn, so I haven't seen their world that much.
But when I saw this scene, I realized, holy fuck.
This is what they want.
This says everything about all the teachers you know, especially like kindergarten and grade school teachers.
They worship black men, but not in a sexual way.
Maybe that's why it's platonic.
Black men are their pets, right?
And they see them as like a puma or a leopard, like this beautiful, dangerous, exquisite creature that has been hard done by the poachers.
And that's why they hate our history.
Because it's racist and it hurt them.
And when they see, you know, we might get to all the fucking Haitians eating cats in Ohio, but when they see all that, it rubs them the wrong way.
And it's not palatable.
So they go, yucky, I don't like that.
So they want to come up with an excuse, and they like slavery and racism and all these other excuses, but you know, black failure, white guilt.
But this is one of the most, like my jaw dropped when I saw this scene.
So let me explain the backdrop.
They're trying to get these cards of the police being abusive to innocent black guys who just had a bag of weed in their car, and they got them.
But they're in the courthouse at night stealing them from, I don't know, the evidence room?
And the cops want to make sure they don't get there.
They don't realize these people are already there.
So they light the courthouse on fire, but they put out the fire early and they get the evidence.
And now he's like, I'm gonna have to restart the fire.
And by the way, the little mousy lady who's a DA, she loves this old courthouse.
And she says, it's got so much history in here.
You can just feel it.
It's a hundred years old.
Now she needs to be educated on the history.
So he's about to restart the fire he put out because putting out the fire gives away that they're there and etc.
Okay, that's the setup.
What are you doing?
If we don't restart it, it will.
Explain what building?
You know what?
I history building it for a lot of people.
It's got a pretty foul funk to it.
He's British, by the way.
Yeah.
Yeah, let it burn. - Okay.
This chord has a lot of, that's got a foul stank to it, says the rich kid from London with the southern accent.
Yeah, let it burn, my fuckers.
Let it burn.
All right.
Well, that's enough silliness.
Let's focus on what everyone was talking about all weekend, which is immigration.
I know it's a casual Monday.
We like to keep it loose.
I just gave you a half hour of Lucy Goose, but I would be remiss if I didn't cover the Ohio cat eating because tomorrow we're doing the debates.
Ryan, have you got that flyer ready?
Okay, let's play the immigration interstitial.
All these fucking people in this country!
If you don't like this country, fuck off!
That's how bad things are getting, by the way.
We have these Chinese and Puerto Rican fucking Guatemalan immigrants screaming about these new immigrants coming in.
They'll be like, Humberto Iglesias was complaining about the number of refugees in his town, as was Sally Wong and the Huacato brothers.
But yeah, to finish what I was saying before the interstitial, tomorrow night starting at 9 p.m.
ET, Anthony Cumia, the cops, we're all gonna be here watching the debates, reporting on them live.
So that's going to be very exciting for you and for us.
And we'll take calls during the commercial breaks.
It's tricky live streaming a show, a debate like that, because you don't want to step on their words, but you don't want to just be sitting here providing nothing extra.
So we'll have to... I might even try being sober for that.
But that'll be tomorrow night.
Live streamed here on censored.tv.
You know what it's going to be.
It's going to be a lot of rhetoric.
Trump will try to prod her and she will just repeat the Biden tropes.
I'll be interested to see if she repeats Biden's shit that he likes to say about Trump with the World War II vets are suckers and losers and Nazis are very fine people.
Will she be that dumb?
I don't know.
And when I say she, I obviously mean her staff.
But all right, let's blast through this.
I got to go.
This might be a short app, folks.
This is on Rogan.
He's talking about illegals just in general.
So I have the broken up into various areas, but illegals in general are crossing the border, getting a two thousand dollar stipend, then going back and doing it again.
This is not the immigration that your father talked about or your grandfather talked about.
This is a, it shouldn't even be called immigration.
It's an invasion.
What they're doing is, this is pretty wild, because there's a radio station in San Diego that is a Mexican radio station.
This guy was on the Mexican radio station.
He's explaining how we do it.
He's like, he's gone back four times that month.
So every time he crosses over, he gets $2,000.
He's gaming it.
So he's gaming it.
He made $8,000 in a month from the federal government.
You almost, like, what do you do?
You set up, because back in the day, you know, when there's, you know, I don't know everything, obviously, but like, maybe the similar time in American history would have been the early 1900s.
And you had all those Europeans coming over on the boats to work.
Yeah, 12 million over 60 years.
Went through Ellis Island or somewhere like it where you go in and you got some sort of papers.
Yeah, it was pretty easy.
Tons of papers.
Honestly, I didn't really check.
At least, you know, they got you.
At least they got a name.
Yeah.
Well, not even.
People change names.
Yeah, they change it right there.
No, no, they had their names.
If the name was too crazy, like Brodkarowowski, it became Brodker.
That's irrelevant, Joe.
They got medically tested.
They had to prove they had X amount of money.
They had to have a letter from already an American resident saying, this guy's legit.
And it took 60 years to process 12 million.
Biden's administration has pulled in 10 million in less than four fucking years.
Run the math on that, boys.
A lot of people do that.
What a thing to take away, Joe.
All right, so let's look at Ohio.
Good backdrop here.
I'm not saying it should be the backdrop, but people were talking about it all weekend, and now the memes are starting today.
Remember Venezuela?
Like, we were talking about it last year.
It was a great example of the problems of socialism and how they're eating pets and cats and dogs and you don't see any stray animals in Venezuela.
Well, guess what?
You don't see any pets in Ohio now that a population in Springfield of 60,000 got 20,000 illegal Haitians.
And as someone pointed out, you don't get to come here.
If you recall, the history of Haiti is some dumb rich bitch decided that the slaves shouldn't get a day off.
Thanks, by the way, honey, thanks.
It was a white Wakanda back in the day when the French ran it.
Beautiful little island, would still be today.
And slavery would have died on its own volition, so you didn't need any murders.
Slavery is the milk of historical oppression, and it just goes bad on its own.
You don't need a civil war.
You don't need bloodshed.
It just dies.
It's what happens with advanced societies, which is why the Middle East took so long to abolish it, 'cause they're one of the most primitive societies in the world.
But she decided they should work seven days a week.
So it started a revolution and it was one of the bloodiest and goriest revolutions in history.
Like, not just get the whites out of here, but eat the babies, chop everyone's heads off, drink the blood, drink blood from their skulls.
as some sort of ritualistic ceremony, some ritualistic murder.
And they were civilized for, I believe, an hour and a half.
And they quickly chose voodoo.
Now, as we know, voodoo, or at least in Haiti, they perverted it and it became like Catholicism combined with voodoo.
You see this in a lot of African countries, not that Haiti's in Africa, but you know what I mean, that embrace Christianity.
They tend to not give up the juju man.
So they'll have a juju man who like curses people and, you know, takes your skin off and fucking feeds it to a snake to make you immortal.
But they also embrace Christianity somehow.
And so Haiti quickly chose voodoo, which is, you have your, you have one hand with the devil, right?
And that was their choice.
Okay.
You can't go to the white land now.
You kicked them all out.
You got your Wakanda.
You got your revolution.
Now that it sucks, and believe me, it sucks, you can't come over here.
And what dummy decided to add a third of a small Ohio town with one group?
Like 60,000 people?
I don't know, 200 would be a lot.
Let's do 150 and give it a couple years.
This is called Ohio.
This is called hockey and baseball and basketball.
This is called not raping and this is called not eating pets.
Nope.
I'm going to dive right into it.
By the way, the Haitian guy, the guy that led the Haitian revolution just re-enslaved everybody anyway.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Pat Dixon went through a whole thing and he revealed that, yeah, he just re-enslaved everybody.
So, that's the guy, by the way, Toisson, who drank white people's blood out of a white skull.
Regularly.
That was his ritual before and after the revolution.
Go to 1-8.
Skip 1-7.
We've already covered that.
1-8.
Woman got caught.
Now, we're not sure if she was eating his cat, or just murdering it in a satanic ritual.
Tough call.
What did you do?
Why'd you kill the cat?
Smile for me.
She doesn't know what a smile is.
Sourire is the French word for smile.
Now why'd you kill it?
Did you guys see all this?
No, we pulled up and she was just laying there with me.
What a culture clash, huh?
Voodoo rituals of Haiti versus small town Ohio.
She was eating it?
Yeah.
You call the Humane Society, see if they'll come pick this cat up.
It's deceased.
What did you do?
It's deceased?
Uh...
Now this is, I've always said the administration is retarded, more retarded than evil.
You guys tend to disagree and talk about this big plan, this big scheme.
It seems pretty retarded to me when you have just a couple months before the election to import the worst of the turd world to the tens of thousands in the least compatible places.
Like what we just saw is a Trump ad campaign.
Why are you doing that?
Here is a woman saying we should keep an eye on these animals.
I'm still in Springfield, Ohio, by the way.
Won't draw our beloved pets.
She checked Paige's kennels when she came home from work.
She saw her cat hanging from a branch like you do a deer for butchering and they were carving it up to eat.
Like, I don't even think they think this is bad.
I've been told they're doing a Snyder Park with the ducks and geese, as I was told.
And I love this last line.
Pete, please keep a close eye on these animals.
That might be the name of this episode.
Look at the next picture next to that.
There he is.
They're just using what we're not using.
We're these perfectly good geese, goats, cats.
Hey, we we've had Chick-fil-A for lunch.
We're just as bad.
Right.
We eat birds, too.
I mean, chickens die a minute in this country.
Tons.
When did I work out in my sleep last night?
Dollars per minute?
Deaths per minute?
So here's the locals reaction to this im-invasion.
They're not happy, obviously.
And it's happening all over the country.
It's happening all over the West.
Thank you.
I live at 426 Northwestern Avenue.
Miss Skinner, who I'm not trying to put on the spot, is my neighbor.
Just talk to me, ma'am.
Thank you so much.
That's relevant, actually.
I was talking to you.
I am.
I could look away from you.
It's an important point I'm making, but yeah, sorry to stray.
Right.
And with what I'm seeing, it is so unsafe in my neighborhood anymore.
I have the homeless that we're trying to camp out, and I have made concessions with them, and I try to help them the best I can to keep them.
From trying to squat on my property.
But it is so unsafe.
I have men that cannot speak English in my front yard screaming at me, throwing mattresses in my front yard, throwing trash in my front yard.
And I can't Look at me.
I weigh 95 pounds.
I couldn't defend myself if I had to.
My husband is elderly and last night after living in this home for 45 years, he said, Noel, guess what?
It's time to pack up and move.
He said, we can't do this anymore.
He said, it's killing both of us mentally.
I don't understand what you expect of us as citizens.
I mean, I understand they're here under temporary protected status and we're protecting them and I understand that Is it temporary?
Where are they going to go?
Back to Haiti?
Right.
That was so well worded.
That was so good.
There's no way you could try to shut that down as irrelevant.
If we're protecting them, who's protecting me?
I want out of this town.
I am sorry.
Please give me a reason to stay.
Thank you.
That was so well worded.
That was so good.
There's no way you could try to shut that down as irrelevant or...
That was a poem.
Yeah.
Please give me a reason to stay.
Wow.
You should write rock songs.
Give me one good reason.
We've tried our best to give concessions to them but they're camping on my yard.
It was almost like a Bruce Springsteen song.
That woman, Lizzie, she's my neighbor.
I don't want to waste your time.
We're going home.
I can't stay around here no more.
It's not my town.
It ain't my town no more.
I'm not very good at Springsteen freestyling.
That was fine.
The hard way.
Great.
So let's jump over to New York City where we have immigrants eating seagulls.
We eat birds too, guys.
Why do you have a bird?
Why do you have a bird?
How do you even catch a seagull?
I've been trying my whole life to catch a seagull.
In Unbroken, Louie Zamperini is stranded on a dinghy after his B-52 crashes in World War II and he kills a seagull and he pukes his guts out because one of their survival mechanisms is to taste disgusting.
So I'm not sure how the refugees overcome that part.
You'd have to be disgusting.
Let's check in on Colorado Venezuelans, who, remember them?
Taking over the Aurora, taking over the buildings.
This is actually a week old, but because we're covering the invasion, I have to show it.
Go to the top of this.
Two of the Venezuelan gangsters who participated in the violent takeover of the apartment buildings in Aurora, Colorado have been released on $1,000 bonds.
They are now free to go back into the community and terrorize more Americans.
Does anyone remember when New York forced President Trump to pay $400 million just to appeal the hoax they brought against him?
I guess Trump is far more dangerous than violent gangsters who go around pointing guns at innocent people.
I mean, it's pretty fucking amazing when you can take over a building.
I'm actually impressed.
With that level of crime.
I'm not even mad.
I'm impressed.
Here's a Venezuelan in a shelter.
I'm not sure exactly where he is, but he's bragging about how easy it is to take over America.
Again, I don't disagree with you, sir.
That's what those shelters are like right now, bro.
As if they had chicken or some shit like that.
They're packed full of Venezuelans and full of gangsters just like me.
With an honest face like me, look.
That's the ones that will catch you in the subway.
You're done.
Out cold.
Fall asleep and find out.
In just two years, the United States will be finished.
Formerly known as... So, FAFO used to mean fuck around and find out.
It now means fall asleep and find out.
Um...
This is gay and boring.
Some braindead actual gangstas, white gangstas, decide they're going to go to Aurora, to Colorado, and fight the gangsters with no guns?
What?
This is embarrassing.
We're here to chase you off.
This is our fucking communities.
You want to see what gang violence is?
We invented gang violence.
He's like, it's 10 a.m.
We're here to the Lowry Apartments, running into Big Mod.
For sure, Big Mod 2-9.
Y'all know what it is?
Yeah, we down here for the same reasons.
Right here.
I don't know what it is.
Do you know what it is?
They're there to chase the Venezuelans off.
Hey, we were going to take over Aurora, but a guy with a tattoo Yamaka came by and a bullhorn, and he said, get out of here.
So we're gone.
Dallas and 12th, the Lowry Apartments.
We're down here to chase these Venezuelans off.
No, you're not.
Look, he's so dumb he gets hypnotized by a helicopter.
He's like a chicken.
Is that one of ours?
No.
Wait a minute, that plane has a spinning thing on top.
Look, look, we got another one right here.
What's up, bro?
Hey man, 10 a.m.
gangster sweep.
Meanwhile those guys, those Venezuelans went to bed like two hours ago.
That'll do it, a megaphone.
I got a water bottle.
Good.
- We ready out here.
- You guys wanna mop down or what?
I got a megaphone in the car.
- Yeah, that'll do it, a megaphone. - I got a water bottle.
- Good.
I got some pillows in the car.
You wanna pillow fight them?
- Good work, guys.
- There's 13 gangsters is driving around going after Venezuelan gangs.
- Oh, interesting, okay.
So that's kinda like infighting.
So wait, what did that say?
MS-13 is going after the... MS-13 gangsters is driving around going after the Venezuelan gangs who've taken over Aurora.
Foreign-born gang now all over the U.S.
Yeah, that's the only hope we have, by the way, is like other immigrant gangs who don't care if they live or die.
Naturalization.
You've been naturalized.
You're MS-13, you're cool.
Yeah, we need amoral people to fight these guys.
What's 23B?
When they get to Chicago, like I don't believe, I'm not, I'm personally, I'm scared of Colorado gangsters.
Those guys would obviously kill me in a heartbeat.
But as far as Venezuelan gangs go, no.
However, Chicago?
That'll be different.
Oh, this is such horse shit.
That's a Hell's Angel?
We already talked about this on Cops and Robber.
How they're showing a bunch of boomers coming back from Sturgis and pretending the Hell's Angels are going to Aurora to clean up shop.
What a stupid lie.
You can see that the text is being covered by this text, too.
But that wasn't the original text.
Hells Angels are criminals.
They don't go to clean up crime.
Trinidad de Aragua.
Isn't that called the cancer of the South America or something?
I forget.
But we already covered the Hells Angels thing.
Mattie made it clear that that's not what they do.
Unless they were selling drugs in a particular area and another gang moved in on that particular turf.
to four uh oh this is the guy who was reveling in the in the concept of proud boys being multiracial then going to California prisons where you can't be multiracial you have to pick a race and then getting Remember he was giggling about it?
He's like, ooh, yeah, Bubba's gonna have a good time with him.
Sounded like you got, because he's an ex-con, sounded like you got raped and you're happy someone else is gonna get raped.
Have you guys heard about what's going on in Aurora, Colorado?
I mean, they're taking over the city.
They're taking over.
That's true.
Apartment complexes.
And this is happening all over, just not Colorado.
But the Colorado thing caught the imagination because there were many of them with the biggest weapons that you've ever seen.
So this is a gang from Venezuela called Tren de Agua.
And what happened in Venezuela is the government let a bunch of these dudes out of prison and sent them to go cross the border.
Come over here.
Thanks, Venezuela.
And now they're taking over whole apartment complexes out there in Aurora, Colorado.
And they're doing a lot of damage in New York.
And El Paso, Texas is on high alert right now.
Wrong.
much damage they're doing out there.
But America already has its own organizations and criminal elements.
Wrong.
Wrong.
One and specifically who's been rumored to be stepping up.
That nipple needs to chill.
Wrong.
Can we get a nipple cam?
Kindly to any of this.
One and specifically who's been rumored to be stepping up.
Whoa, different shirt.
Dude, you know what that might be?
Adderall.
You have Adderall nipples.
Like, why would the Hells Angels be willing to die to save some random apartment?
I gotta hand it to the Hells Angels.
Their PR is good.
They are meth-dealing criminals.
They're not Batman.
God, you have one Toys for Tots and no one thinks you're a bad guy anymore.
So, that is Colorado, that's Chicago, that's New York City, but this is a Western problem.
And let's check in on Switzerland, where we have, actually, you know what?
Hold on, Ryan.
We skipped the Chicago one.
Where's the Chicago one?
The gunfight one?
What?
Oh yeah, so that's the Venezuelans in Chicago.
Just letting it be known.
Like, these guys have been doing this since they were born.
I will concede, the Hells Angels stuff is horseshit, but South Side of Chicago blacks versus Venezuelans?
I think they both have the same zero value for life.
So that'll be a fun war to see.
But skip 2.5 and 2.6.
I want to jump to Canada.
I mean we're familiar with Britain and that hostile takeover but like these Muslims keep doing mass prayers on roads and in places where they impede traffic or show their numbers.
Like there's plenty of mosques in Toronto you could pray.
So this is saying I took over.
I win.
And I'm telling you man, when I was last in Toronto, uh, it was gone.
I don't think I heard English spoken on the streets once.
I was there for Canada Day with my brother.
I saw maybe two flags.
I just saw a million Pagetes.
We actually are gonna do an interview with this girl in Vancouver, actually Chilliwack, who was arrested for saying, albeit very racist, Tweets against these Pajeets saying, fuck them, tell them to go back to their country.
So it wasn't, they were incredibly spicy.
I'm not gonna condone them, but that's your right to be spicy and rude and even racist.
But she's looking at four years in prison for racist comments.
So we're gonna do an exclusive interview with her.
But yeah, let's go back to Canada, 2-8.
Look at this.
There's no way the police are doing this for MAGA supporters.
Imagine Proud Boys wanted to have a rally and pray to Jesus Christ on the streets of Toronto.
Well, first of all, they can't assemble.
They're considered a terrorist group.
Palestinians, however, and... Look, there's tons of Hamas flags.
So you're not a terrorist if you support Hamas and say, from the river to the sea, but you are a terrorist if you're a Proud Boy and you say, fuck around and find out.
We tried to help you.
You were not listening.
Let's jump over to Switzerland now.
This is what happens when they get refugee status.
This is assimilation.
There a Muslim politician from Switzerland by the name of Sanija Ameti has just uploaded a photo on Instagram that shows her shooting images of Jesus and Mary.
She came to Switzerland in 95 as a refugee when she was just three years old.
Now she's a member of the Green Party and she shoots Jesus effigies.
Okay.
Can a Swiss politician, uh, shoot, um, Muhammad effigies?
Is that cool?
Is that acceptable?
No, obviously not.
There'd be beheadings and riots in the streets.
Okay, quickly, I want to do a quick hock to a Harris because I got to get this story out about the spices before it dies on the vine.
So give me the hock to a interstitial.
It's time for... Put me to my hands!
Put me to my hands!
Two words Two words Two words Two words Two words Two words Two words Two words Two words Two words Two words Two words Two words Okay, let's jump to the end, Ryan.
Yes.
And pull up Penzi Spices reacts to Trump trial. - Three, five.
No, skip to the end, I said.
That's the beginning.
We talked about this a long ass time ago and we saw this Spice guy, not a Spice girl, and he was bitching about Trump and we thought what a strange way to conduct business.
To be that partisan when you're just trying to sell Spice.
And we said, we should out this guy and show people that he's ruining his business.
And we got a million people who were very familiar with Penzi.
What is taking you so long?
And where is it now?
Penzi Spices reacts to Trump.
So we got this letter June 2nd.
I'd ordered spices a few weeks ago from my favorite spice company, since then I started to get promotional emails, which I mindlessly deleted, but the subject of their most recent one caught my eye.
Republicans have lost their minds.
And the owner of the spice company says, it's official, Republicans have lost their damn minds in the response to 12 jurors unanimously finding the former president guilty on 34 accounts.
Republicans have clearly and officially left reality behind.
This is coming with your spice order.
So, and there was another one, Ryan.
Uh, this was January 17th of 2022.
Hey Ryguy and Gavfag, that's... I'm not gay.
I don't know why they're calling me that.
Are you aware of Penzi Spice's new ad campaign labeling all Republicans racist?
I thought it was a hoax, but they're proudly flying their libtard flag high.
Oh, it's gone.
So it was... Probably this.
This is two years ago.
Yeah, Republicans are racist weekend.
Right.
So we were talking about that.
We've been talking about that for two years.
The Hawktua Harris campaign sees that and goes, perfect.
This is for us.
Let's visit that spice store.
So here's the fucking goons who run Penzi Spices.
What an annoying name, Penzi.
Go to 2-9.
Republicans are racist.
That's the guy.
Yes, it's a guy.
Doesn't he look like a cool lesbian with a heart of gold who plays the drums?
He looks like he plays the drums in a lesbian band.
Looks like he plays in a band with a fedora and a bowling shirt.
No, that's... No.
That's a neckbeard.
You're wrong.
This is a lesbian.
Look at that hairline.
So, Laura Loomer, of course, caught on to this very early.
Do you see... We have to show Hawk Two Harris walking into this thing.
Go down a bit.
Boy, she really can blether on.
No, go to 3-1.
No, go to 3-2.
There's a clip of her walking in.
Yeah, there it is.
So this is what we're talking about.
She's at the Republicans Are Racist spice store.
This is not a random spice store.
That woman she's hugging is a volunteer, and so is the lawyer nodding next to her.
These are 100% staged.
You know the store that we had on the show in Orange County?
The MAGA store?
Yeah.
So imagine Trump pretends to just wander in there and then two Trump volunteers are fake crying holding him.
This is the equivalent.
Who's this?
Is this a relative of yours, or just a new friend?
I'm another volunteer, okay?
I'm a lawyer in Pittsburgh here, and I just admire your work so much.
I admire your work so much.
I'm protecting consumers.
You know, that's the work I did at the AG.
That's good stuff.
Oh my god, I'm shaking.
Look at all the faces.
- Oh my God, I'm shaking.
- Look at all the faces. - Oh yeah. - I'm smiling, it's like I was raping this girl the other night and I had a knife to her throat and I was like, smile bitch, smile.
And she stopped crying, and she was like, I'm smiling, see?
I'm smiling.
Fakest smile you've ever seen in your life.
That's a rape smile.
I'm sorry I had to go through that.
Anyway, so that's them walking in there.
I did not get it.
Someone take it for me.
Who are the yellow jackets?
Come here.
They're my school.
They're your school?
What school is that?
Freeport.
Freeport?
What's her name?
Charlotte.
Are you cooking?
They got to meet God.
Did you bring an adult with you?
Yeah.
All right.
Anyway, so that's them walking in there.
Now go back up to 3-0.
Loomer caught all of this long ago.
She staged a fake emotional encounter on the camera today in Pittsburgh.
It was not organic, not spur-of-the-moment.
The venue is actually an anti-Republican spice company.
Said Republicans are racist.
We got all that.
Kamala gave business to a company that holds sales.
We got all that.
She pretended to have an emotional encounter.
Her campaign said Kamala was visiting a random spice shop.
However, upon further research, I discovered that... Okay, we got that.
We got that.
Brevity is wit, Laura.
You gotta edit this.
About Republicans, racists.
Yeah, we got that.
This, I think this, she's on Adderall.
This company openly hates and discriminates.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Social media posts.
Got all that.
He, okay, go back up again.
He's donated $11,200.
Okay.
We missed that.
Yeah.
Biden for president.
The original posters of the video are both people who work for the campaign.
Ian Sam's a spokesman for Kamala Harris.
He posted the video.
Keep going.
They staged the video and then planted something.
They want you to think this is a random woman out in the public.
Radical leftist progressive company who spent 700 grand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to get down to the actual girls.
Okay, so that's all them.
Keep going?
I don't, we already got that.
We know that Penzies is partisan.
But, Ian Sams, Julia Hamburg, fuck!
Is that, wait, Julia Hamburg?
Hamelberg?
Yeah, that's the girl.
So that was the lawyer who was crying.
And she, what is she, working for Kamala Harris?
Team Kamala Harris?
That doesn't mean much.
Is that all we got from her?
From Laura?
Well, she also ate dog food.
Yes, thank you.
I want, I want evidence that that woman she was hugging and the lawyer were directly associated with the Kamala campaign.
I thought it was in that tweet.
She was just focused on Penzi's in that particular tweet.
Go to 3-3.
I mean, they're obviously huge Kamala supporters.
All right, we've already seen that.
Go to three, four.
All my eggs are in this basket.
I look forward to using my new seasonings from Penzi Spices in Pittsburgh at our next Sunday family dinner.
What a coinkydink!
All right, so all we know about the woman that she hugged is that they're doing it at an anti-Republican spice place, and the two women are obviously already huge Kamala supporters.
But I wish I- I thought I had more evidence that they actually worked on the fucking campaign.
What did she get from Penzi's?
Something like black, right?
Go back to that long Loomer tweet.
Maybe in that, in those reactions, they talk about that particular girl, especially this one here.
Let's do live research on the show.
Go down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
We already covered all of that.
That's all covered, right?
The random woman.
Okay.
Uh, it's Julia Hamelberg.
So go down through the reactions to this tweets.
Yeah.
Got all that.
We got all that.
Further evidence of the emotional encounter.
Okay, this looks newer.
This, there we go.
Okay, the woman is trying to pass off as random.
She isn't.
Yeah, here we go.
She's just a random consumer protection lawyer in Pittsburgh.
She's a volunteer for the Pennsylvania Democratic Party.
There we go.
Phew.
Sorry, I should have that ready in the notes.
She's an associate attorney at East End Trial.
The media and Kamala Harris stage all these encounters, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
So there's your evidence.
This woman is already a DNC volunteer.
It was not staged.
She did not want her in.
Okay.
A lot to cover in a short ep.
Let's jump over to the mailbag.
Ryan, unless you have things you need to add to this free episode of Get Off of My Lawn.
Yes.
I would love to hear it if you have anything to add.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
A great artist has been sending me stuff.
Blue7 he's called.
A very talented dude.
Motorcycle enthusiast.
Kind of my age.
I love his stuff.
It's called Two More Tunes, but I just told him, I don't, I don't dislike your cluttered drawing style.
I think it looks cool, but you got to focus more on one point.
There's a little, brevity is wit, as we learned from Laura a second ago.
So this guy is johnmanillustrationsillustrationsstoryboards.wordpress.
There's one of them.
And here's the other.
Very talented dude.
Another cool dude that sent me some stuff is literally called Cool Friend.
Uh, where is that email now?
What the fudge?
What the frick?
Are you pulling up CoolFriend?
I'm looking.
I'm guessing you typed it in, so I was going to scroll through in case you misremembered it.
Maybe it's all one word, CoolFriend.
Nope.
Because it could be CoolFren.
F-R-E-N.
That's a thing.
Okay.
Well, I don't think that's the thing here.
Anyway, he's in the notes.
I mean, the to-do list.
We'll get to him.
But makes great music.
This guy wants us to rate his fit.
Okay.
He says, Domestik's clothing, denim, and canvas chore coat.
Both made in America.
Company hoodie provided by a previous employer.
With Vans MTE shoes.
Remote for my dog's shock collar around my neck.
Great look.
I don't like pants rolled up.
Obviously, the gauge earrings, there's nothing we can do about that now.
But yeah, I'm not a fan of the pants rolled up.
Oh, I know what it is, Ryan.
This fucking asshole probably sent it to my personal email.
Stop sending shit to my personal email, please.
It gets lost.
We're not friends.
And I read all the company emails.
You don't want to see a close-up picture of my anus because you hate gay men!
So I just sent that to you.
Hey Gavin, my name is Cool Friend.
I'm a small but very good, maybe the best.
Really?
YouTube music act.
I half-jokingly call the genre alt-right indie rock, as much of an oxymoron as that is.
I'm releasing my fourth and best album, Cool Friends, on September 21st.
Looking to get the boost.
So he sends his YouTube, which is called Cool Friend, and he's got a commercial for it there.
But if you click on Cool Friend in general, click on videos, popular, and then check out Cool Friend 8 songs to be radicalized by.
It's really good.
Maybe jump in or not.
Groovy, groovy.
Alright, good to know.
Your friend is cool.
But I don't want to be rude No, I'm not that kind of dude I want to, just want to I miss your dad I hear he's too little bad George still looking so...
All right, good to know.
Your friend is cool.
We love your stuff.
All right, last one, 'cause I gotta split.
Another dinosaur attack.
Tragic incident claims life of young girl just after 8 p.m.
Wednesday, September 4th, 2024.
Visalia PD officers were called to a home in the 2300 block of West Monte Vista after a report that a child had been attacked by the family's pit bull.
Good work, guys.
Great work.
Four-year-old girl had just finished swimming and was inside the home when the incident occurred.
Despite immediate medical attention and being transported to the hospital, she sadly passed away from her injuries.
An investigation by violent crimes detectives revealed no signs of neglect or criminal wrongdoing.
Yeah, that's the problem.
Get rid of these fucking things.
Scroll down to the picture there, Ryan.
He says no to dog food and yes to eating toddlers.
I'm so sick of this.
There's no bad dogs.
There's only bad owners.
Okay.
If the type of breed is totally irrelevant, then why are only very particular dogs used for, say, sheep herding?
Why are only very particular breeds used in the canine unit?
Can't we have Labradoodles in the canine?
Let's get some Havanese dogs.
Let's get some Pitbulls!
Sheep herding.
They can do anything, right?
It's just about the owners.
No.
They're a bad breed.
They gotta go.
And if you have a pit bull and a toddler, you're a fucking idiot.
Final video, please.
Yes.
You know, we're doing a talk at the University of South Carolina, just making fun of Kamala, which apparently is going to make students of color feel unsafe.
What?
So, apparently, the students have given up on having it canceled.
They've decided to have an alternative to hate across the street.
And it's called, not on our campus.
No, that's the petition, sorry.
I think just referring, I think just referring to calling it violent childish really underestimates what the Proud Boys and what Milo has said.
They could have said anything along the lines of militant behavior, homophobic, sexist, racist rhetoric, but it seemed like they were playing it safe.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I want to know the name of this event.
So they're having their own event and it's called, ah, fuck.
I can't see the name.
I had to look at it and decide, what's the best way to move?
What is the safest, most politically correct way I can approach this that isn't diminishing their rights, but it also isn't diminishing my rights as a student.
So, the organization acknowledged the constitutional right to free speech, when said if events like this could devolve into something worse, blah, blah, blah.
We don't know what the speaker's mindset is, do-da-do-ba-do, but we also need to make sure.
I thought they were going to have a thing called, like, Love Fest 2024.
We're fighting hate with love.
Too bad.
That's what they did at the last one.
They had a bunch of gays twerking to combat our hate.
I didn't even know what was going on, actually.
I found that out later.
Not that I give a fuck if gays shake their gorgeous little asses.
Alright, let's get to the final video.
It's a real tearjerker.
It involves a young kid mountain bike racing and he wipes out.
The title kind of gives it away.
Oh, he's down.
Looks like he's like 12, 13.
He wiped out.
Should be the end of the race, right?
So he's crying, but I'm gonna cry.
He starts using his tears as like energy.
Mid-tears he's saying, let's go.
What a lesson this kid is learning live.
Let's go.
Doesn't that just summarize the importance of always fighting?
Standing up for yourself, never giving up.
He wins.
He fucking wins.
And so will you, if you persevere.
Be brave.
Get in trouble.
Oh my god, I forgot the ending.
Get fired.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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