COMPOUND CENSORED 160 / TACS 1796: GOD IS A NATIONALIST
Gavin got spotted in Berlin, Anthony was right about America and both of them have had enough of diversity-mongering.
Gavin got spotted in Berlin, Anthony was right about America and both of them have had enough of diversity-mongering.
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- Yes, it's me, Anthony Anthony Cumia, | |
It is Wednesday. | |
This is Compound Censored. | |
And oh, good. | |
There he is. | |
I thought it was just your head. | |
I just saw your head before. | |
Gavin McInnes. | |
I'm not saying where Gavin is, unless he says, because, you know, I oh, well, there he is somewhere in Germany. | |
Very good. | |
Wow. | |
We can say it. | |
I'm in Berlin. | |
I have been spotted already. | |
The cat's out of the bag. | |
Feeling? | |
Yeah, I mean, not to dive right into the show, but I went to see the Cro-Mags last night, an old New York hardcore band, who, you know, back in the old days, in the 80s, Agnostic Front, War Zone, Cro-Mags, they were hated by a lot of the sort of West Coast hardcore community because they would sing about like welfare scam artists and stuff. | |
But it's because they lived in New York. | |
So like they hated bums and junkies and they were patriotic because a lot of them were Cuban American. | |
So they were seen as Nazis even though they weren't. | |
But so I go there and I had been told by German Proud Boys, whatever you're doing, don't go out in public, wear a mask because Antifa is very organized and they will spot you. | |
And then they will have like 30 guys there in no time to do the punching and everything with the kicks and making you bleed a lot out of your face. | |
And I don't know, I thought, fuck it, let's try it. | |
I don't believe you. | |
So I was wearing an NYPD shirt. | |
Which really announces to the crowd that you're not from there. | |
You're not from there, right. | |
Yeah. | |
And I saw a guy in a Fred Perry or two. | |
I sent Ryan some pics, actually. | |
And I thought, well, that's a good sign because in a most sort of Proud Boy places, they don't wear Fred Perry's because the club has ruined that shirt. | |
Right? | |
So I saw some of those guys and I saw some people staring, but I thought, we're good. | |
I think we're good. | |
And then I went to the opening bands were playing. | |
They were a weird sort of like metal glam rock band. | |
I couldn't tell if they were kidding or not. | |
I sent Ryan a video of that, too. | |
But like long hair and shirts off like Dokken, but also kind of crusty, hardcore punk. | |
So I couldn't and lots of solos. | |
So are you guys doing a bit? | |
I don't know. | |
Yeah. | |
Yeah. | |
It sounds like a bit. | |
It would be a bit here in the United States. | |
It would be a bit here. | |
Yes. | |
Yeah. | |
So that's the Cro-Mags. | |
The other band was Ryan was the other band, the other video I sent you. | |
And they they look like like Spinal Tap, like they they had mullets on shit. | |
I'm only getting I'm only getting Gavin. | |
I'm only getting Gavin's camera, Ryan. | |
Oh, let's see. | |
I see there's a split one. | |
Could you give me the split one? | |
The one that everyone's getting? | |
That'd be nice. | |
I think you have to click mine. | |
There you go. | |
Wait, you can see it? | |
That's it. | |
Oh, okay. | |
Yeah, that's the one. | |
Okay. | |
Bam. | |
Here we go. | |
Yeah, are these guys joking? | |
I mean, zoom in on the band, right? | |
What? | |
What are you doing? | |
Zooming on the band? | |
Okay. | |
Not helping. | |
There we go. | |
I don't think I... Is this a joke? | |
They were good! | |
I mean, obviously the audio is going to be shit. | |
It's a huge venue. | |
Cassiopeia, I think it's called. | |
And there's like a skate park and and a wall climb. | |
You can climb a wall with ropes and stuff like an outdoor activity center. | |
But then the place to see a band is is about twice the size of your old studio in Manhattan. | |
Oh, wow. | |
So, OK. | |
So I'm moving around, like I don't want to sit and get hot and watch that stupid metal joke band. | |
And then I'm walking out and the bouncer stops me and he goes, let me ask you something. | |
What's your name? | |
And I go, oh, I'm caught. | |
So I tricked him. | |
I said, Kevin. | |
And then I look next to him and there's a guy like this holding up his phone and it has a picture of me like going like this and says Proud Boys founder. | |
And I go, oh, it looks like you got me. | |
And he and then he goes, we have received complaints from some customers that are here. | |
Are you the founder of the Proud Boys? | |
And I go, well, like what am I going to do? | |
Deny it? | |
You got it on your phone right now. | |
And as I'm having this discussion, the woman who collects the tickets, she leaves the ticket booth and she comes over and she goes, he has Proud Boys tattooed on the back of his arms. | |
I just saw it. | |
And then she scurries away. | |
Wow. | |
She snitches and then runs away. | |
And then I go, OK, so what if I am? | |
What's the issue here? | |
And he goes, well, you know, this is an anti-racist venue. | |
Which is like, what the fuck are you talking about? | |
What am I doing? | |
I got to get out of here. | |
I had no idea. | |
What the fuck is an anti-racist venue? | |
Are you 13? | |
You don't have screwdriver play there? | |
You don't have Klan rallies at your venue? | |
Show me a racist venue. | |
Is there such a fucking thing? | |
So then they said, look, are you going to be causing problems? | |
Are you going to hurt anybody? | |
Like I'm there alone to beat up a bunch of punks. | |
My audio started echoing there, Ryan. | |
How's it now? | |
It's fine. | |
Yeah, don't touch anything. | |
Anthony, how's yours? | |
Mine seems good, thank you. | |
Could you turn your mic up a smooch, Mr. Kumi? | |
Let me see. | |
So... A smooch. | |
So then I go... I sent you a picture of what I was wearing, Ryan, so you can see the outfit. | |
So then I go back into the club after promising not to hurt anyone, and... | |
Oh, and I said to the guy, I go, so, but the Proud Boys are multiracial, blah, blah, blah. | |
I go, you know, the Cro-Mags were called Nazis and white nationalists and stuff. | |
So, like, they're my guys. | |
Like, you're concerned about my team. | |
They're not your team. | |
And he goes, look, I don't have an opinion on Zomato. | |
This isn't the bouncer now. | |
This is the guy holding up the phone. | |
Right. | |
I go, oh, you don't care either way? | |
And he goes, no, no, I'm just concerned about the complaint. | |
I go, you're lying. | |
I don't believe you. | |
He goes, oh. | |
I go, you obviously have an opinion and I know what it is. | |
And then I go, well, I guess I'm going to go back in and hope I don't get stabbed. | |
So I go back in and I watch some of the show and then I'm like, why sit here like a sitting duck for like an hour? | |
I'm obviously not going to enjoy the show and let them sort of amalgamate their troops. | |
Get a plan. | |
Attack. | |
Yeah. | |
So I watched a couple of songs and I was like, well, this isn't fun. | |
So on the way out, I went, bye bye! | |
You don't want to get, uh, yeah, you don't want to get fucked up. | |
Give them time to, you know, that's kind of not a smart thing to do. | |
So that was, that was very wise of you to leave, but wow, that is something, man. | |
You know, worldwide, dude, you are world fucking wide hated. | |
I'm jealous. | |
It's that stupid fucking naive narrative of the white nation. | |
You know what I was thinking recently? | |
I talked to a lot of young people and when you meet like a 25 year old, they're racist. | |
Yeah. | |
And it's out of spite. | |
It's it's like like I said, I don't pay for the train here because it's a high trust society. | |
So they never check your tickets. | |
And I come from a low trust society. | |
So I just take advantage of their trust. | |
And I met this 25-year-old and he goes, you know, they're not paying for the train. | |
It's a real nigger move. | |
Oh, nice. | |
They're right. | |
They're right. | |
But I think, like, the left was so tedious about this is racist, that is racist. | |
We're an anti-racist venue. | |
Like, young people, they're farther than us. | |
Like, they're, they're fucking reading Mein Kampf and Zeke Hyling. | |
And it's like that chick who said, I'm racist and or this chick who said nigger like 100 times. | |
She's got like 1000 dates. | |
Yeah, yeah, I saw her. | |
She's pretty. | |
Yeah. | |
And it's because it's not because they're literally like, I hate Negroes. | |
It's because they're so sick of this fucking hype. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
It's everything in the world has always gone in these cycles where younger people despise what their parents and what their teachers and any authority figure over them. | |
They wind up despising them and usually that generation grows up with a pretty opposite viewpoint of things than the adults did. | |
So we're kind of seeing that now with younger people saying, yeah, really? | |
Political correctness, you know, racist, I'm a homophobic, I'm this. | |
Fuck you, nigger. | |
Fuck you, faggot. | |
You know, that's just, it seems to always go cyclically like that, so there is some hope. | |
And then they see the anti-racist side and they see Beyonce and Jay-Z hanging with Kamala and Biden and no one's getting fired and no one's getting cancelled and they go, I don't like that side. | |
And then they see Ye and Nick Fuentes and Elijah Shaffer and us and Proud Boys and they go, these guys are going to jail. | |
They seem more dangerous and interesting than the group that is partying with Kamala. - Yeah, yeah. | |
Even, you know, I remember as a kid, you watch those old movies and who were the cool guys? | |
The guys in the leather jackets, making trouble driving around. | |
And the nerdy guy at school, he didn't want to be part of that group. | |
You didn't want to be the part of the group with the teacher that wanted order and, you know, let's make sure we get our work done. | |
You wanted to be with these guys. | |
They're out knife fighting and drinking and having a great time. | |
Girls. | |
Yeah. | |
They accidentally made us cool. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
Against our will. | |
Like, I remember someone was comparing Proud Boys to Niedermeyer and Animal House. | |
And I was like, no, no. | |
The school loves you. | |
The school wants you to stay on campus. | |
We're Animal House. | |
We're banned from campus. | |
We flood the toilets every year with firecrackers. | |
We're the ones who shit in the pool. | |
Sorry. | |
Yeah, the head of the school was using Niedermeyer and those guys to do their bidding to try to get Delta House off the college. | |
So yeah, who do you compare that to? | |
That's the group that is used by the government and that doesn't get in trouble when they do things. | |
Yeah, they got it all wrong. | |
Also, this stupid fucking Mark Hamill, this fucking Luke Skywalker douchebag, he tries to use, not tries, he does every time, uses some kind of a Star Wars line or analogy or something, and it's like, don't you realize you are with the Empire? | |
Like, they're the Empire. | |
Kamala and Biden and the globalists and send money to Ukraine and Israel and where, that's all the Empire, that's the Death Star. | |
The cool people Are the ones in the X-Wing fighters trying to fucking fight that and getting in trouble and Darth Vader's fucking choking you out. | |
But he doesn't see it. | |
He's so fucking stupid. | |
He's so gay. | |
He's so gay too, by the way. | |
Yes. | |
It's like Antifa, when those old ladies in Seattle, they had had enough of the vaccines and getting fired for the vaccines. | |
So they had a rally to say, we don't want to get vaccinated. | |
And Antifa showed up to antagonize them and attack them. | |
So the anarchists are showing up to persecute people who don't want to get the government vaccine. | |
It's like Orwell said, when fascism comes back, it'll come in the name of anti-fascism. | |
If you are pushing old ladies around for not getting vaccinated, you're the fucking baddies, dude. | |
Sorry. | |
And what's going on in England is amazing to watch. | |
The ability for the government to even come out and say that if you post a meme, we're going to arrest you is insane. | |
You'd think they would want to keep that so hidden in some way, just, we'll do it, you know, but God, whatever happens, don't let it out that we're actually arresting people for speaking their minds and voicing their opinions and posting memes and whatnot. | |
They just don't, they're proud of it. | |
They are damn proud of the work they are doing arresting people for freedom of expression. | |
I don't know how that happened. | |
How did we get to that point? | |
I think they've been doing it so long, they're not embarrassed about it anymore. | |
I remember seeing guys getting arrested for mocking Nelson Mandela. | |
You know, when Twitter first began. | |
And I think that the new recruits, they're all fucking lesbians. | |
And they're just like, yeah, we're doing a great job. | |
Can you believe they're trying to include America in this? | |
Oh, I know. | |
Don't come down to like, yo, why don't you do that? | |
Why don't you fly to Paloma, Texas, and show up at some guy's ranch from the fucking head council of Leeds, Lancashire? | |
Pardon me. | |
Pardon me. | |
Hello. | |
Excuse me. | |
Yeah. | |
Yeah. | |
Hello. | |
What the fuck are you doing on my lawn, boy? | |
As that shotgun barrel comes out the front door. | |
Are you Cletus Jenkins? | |
Are you Cletus? | |
I'm fucking Cletus, all right. | |
You're about to be not whoever you were. | |
No shit, man. | |
And that they're going to, you know, extradite people. | |
They're going to start extraditing, like, you know, Elon Musk. | |
They're just going to come over, you know, or work with the country and get him brought over there to stand trial in front of some fucking white-winged, powder-faced fruit. | |
Yeah, that's going to work out for you. | |
It's just, that would be a good movie. | |
Do you ever see the movie Four Lions? | |
Martin Luther King, British terrorists, and how, like, because they talk about them like there's this horrific looming force, but they are inbred retards. | |
Yes. | |
And it's about, it's the guy who did Brass Eye, and it's a, it's a fake sort of movie about a big heist, I think, that these Muslims are pulling off. | |
Hey, I think I did see that one. | |
Yeah, now it's ringing a bell. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
Yeah, you really got to know who these people were, you know, they kind of delved into their background and everything, yeah. | |
And they're all fucking morons who bring the wrong shit everywhere and everything and forget their lines and stuff. | |
They need to do a sequel to that about the British police going to the American South to arrest people who have violated England's Terms of Service. | |
That would be a really funny movie. | |
Jesus Christ, what you could do with that. | |
Just knowing the stark difference between the way Americans handle that shit, their freedom of speech and freedom to arm themselves, and then having these poofters come over from England Uh, with their, you know, their pseudo-politeness, the police. | |
Every time I've watched an arrest video over there, unless it's on the street, you know, uh, whenever they have to knock on someone's door and go in, it's like they're coming for tea. | |
Yeah. | |
And, you know, the other odd thing is how, in most cases, polite the person being arrested is. | |
Yeah, they'll invite them in. | |
Yeah. | |
I guess you have to. | |
Well, I saw one. | |
The guy was like upstairs and he was shooting down and the guy's like, can we have a conversation, please? | |
I just want to talk. | |
And the guy's like, no. | |
But then you see other ones and you can see his knees. | |
And he's like filming from a sitting position in his city. | |
And some fucking cop is in his living room. | |
Yeah. | |
I guess they don't have like Fourth Amendment or anything there. | |
So it's like, who gives a shit? | |
But I got a lot of minutes on my show. | |
Don't fucking laugh at that. | |
Like it's I mean, we are laughing like it's another world. | |
But in Canada, there was a woman on Tick Tock. | |
She was mocking Pajit shitting on the beach. | |
Yeah, I saw that one. | |
She's her Tick Tock is banned, by the way. | |
She's got kicked off a Tick Tock for just noticing that they're shitting everywhere. | |
There, you know, there is something to be said, and I don't know for how much longer we'll have it, but when you do take some of these rights, like the First Amendment here in this country, boy, it is that tough nut to crack for them, and they want to crack it, believe me. | |
The government, the globalists, all these fucking assholes, Illuminati, they do not like that the American people do have this thing called the Constitution that, you know, we sort of believe in. | |
And it is really the only thing right now holding that back from here. | |
We would, believe me, if anyone thinks we're such an amazing country that even without the written rules in place that we would not be getting arrested for memes and speaking against other cultures and people and crimes, we would be all we'd be getting and we see it, you know, January 6th. | |
I think there's plenty of examples of people that were in prison for no real crime other than their beliefs. | |
So, you know, it does happen here. | |
They really have to twist and pervert the Constitution and deny people their rights, but they can't really do it. | |
mass right now, you know, like they can over there make a literal statement. | |
If you post a meme or retweet something that we found offensive, you will be arrested. | |
We're not to the point yet where they can actually come out and say that here. | |
So, you know, that's kind of nice. | |
Well, there's 330 whatever million of us, so it's hard to corral that many people. | |
It's usually armed. | |
Yeah. | |
With more than one gun per person. | |
So Canada and Britain don't have anything close to that. | |
I think I read recently like the average is like a third of a gun per person in most countries. | |
And America is like 1.2 or something like that. | |
Love our guns! | |
We've been collecting them since the inception of this country. | |
There are still guns. | |
Yeah, there are still guns that are owned by people or curated in a museum that are from before this was the United States of America. | |
And there are people, private citizens, that have them. | |
And then from then all the way up to this minute today, People have been collecting guns and buying guns. | |
It's an astounding part of American culture that cannot even be compared anywhere else in the world. | |
And it works in this way where people go, I don't know, we'd love to round them all up, but dude, they will fucking kill us. | |
And the whole note, John Lott talks about that whole concept of, okay, I'm a wizard, and I just get rid of all the guns in America right now. | |
Poof, they're gone. | |
They just vanished. | |
They're in space. | |
How long before they're back? | |
Literal nanoseconds before they start pouring back through the borders. | |
It's just like you said this a long time ago, you said stop comparing us to the fucking Netherlands or to, you know, the Korea or some shit. | |
We're a very unique animal and our gun history is what defined the country. | |
That was what the American Revolution was created by, was the gun. | |
And then on top of that, by the way, we have a massive obesity epidemic that's bankrupting hospitals. | |
I think we're up to 40 million illegals. | |
We have open borders right now. | |
We have stolen elections. | |
So we've become even more unique over the past 15 years. | |
So don't compare us to anyone. | |
There's no comparison whatsoever. | |
Do you know we, as a very young nation spreading out West, the gun was a part of that whole thing. | |
You did not make it from the East to the West without your gun, and using it, and not even necessarily shooting Indians or people, but hunting. | |
You know, hunting was a huge part of getting, you didn't take all that food with you. | |
It's just every aspect of frontier America and building this country had involved guns. | |
And then they ask years later, why such a fixation on guns? | |
It's been part of this country and that is not going to stop anytime soon. | |
And the I don't know if it was the main effect it was supposed to be or a side effect of it is that you do have a government that is at least now still kind of afraid to really pull that trigger and start really ripping rights away from the mass of Americans. | |
Yeah, I always bring up the example of Obama with Clive and Bundy, where there was a ragtag group of gamers and fucking old men with beards, and they all had different guns. | |
They stood up to the National Guard or whatever it was. | |
Obama said, I don't want this blood on my legacy, so stand down. | |
They found out with Ruby Ridge and Waco. | |
It's not a good look, man. | |
It ain't a good look when the government comes in and just destroys women, children, burns them, shoots them, you know, because they supposedly have guns. | |
Yeah, whatever. | |
You start doing that on a larger scale, it's going to look very bad. | |
He had a big press conference today, my phone told me. | |
I don't know why he's back. | |
Live in Bundy? | |
Yeah. | |
Oh, wow. | |
You know, Wounded Knee, I read this in, Glenn Beck put out a great book called Miracles and Massacres, where he talks about how most of Western history is good guys doing good stuff, but sometimes you have a wounded knee and you, he noticed in Wounded Knee, it's always some fucking bureaucrat boss coming in and saying, no, we're not doing it this way and wrecking everything. | |
Yeah. | |
Like I always say, fuck the police is boss. | |
And in Wounded Knee, they were transporting these Indians and they let them keep their guns. | |
But back then, that was like being able to keep your car and your house like it was everything. | |
Yeah. | |
It was a superhero being able to keep his cape. | |
And then their bosses showed up and said, no, no, no, no, no. | |
These are prisoners. | |
They can't have their guns. | |
So they took the guns. | |
And that's when they started rebelling and attacking the soldiers. | |
And that's when everyone got killed. | |
Yeah. | |
The Indians. | |
It's an inexorable part of American history. | |
Yeah, they knew, you know, hey, when the government starts taking your guns, that's not going to end well. | |
Like, it probably wouldn't have ended any better if they had capitulated and just, for them at least, it wouldn't have ended any better if they just gave their guns up and did what the government told them to eventually, you know. | |
So they decided to make that stand and say, fuck you, we're keeping our guns. | |
Uh, yeah, that's kind of how I think the American... Even if they were like, if they were just moving the Indians out of that neighborhood, like with my wife's tribe, they kept kicking them out of Madison because I guess Madison was too good and sending them to Indiana. | |
But once it got to Indiana, it was like, go fuck yourself. | |
You're free. | |
Go live in this shitty area. | |
So, OK, now you're in Indiana. | |
Now you have a gun. | |
You can hunt and survive. | |
But if you take my gun, whenever you drop me off, I'm dead. | |
Yeah. | |
Yeah, what are you going to do? | |
Fuck. | |
It's always the big bad boss man. | |
The boss man coming in. | |
Yeah, the technocrats. | |
You know what I learned today? | |
The Berlin Wall, the taking down of it was a total fluke. | |
Yeah, I saw that same fucking, I saw a documentary on it that the guy that was speaking about it wasn't even supposed to say what he said. | |
Yeah, it was a fuck up. | |
It's an amazing story. | |
It was a typo. | |
They spent all night working on this document because what they decided to say was the biggest beef with East Berlin was we can't leave. | |
So they were going to say, yes, you can leave. | |
Because they saw there was a revolution brewing and they didn't. | |
All the elites, the bosses, fuck the police's boss, didn't want there to be. | |
Oh, yeah, Hasselhoff was there. | |
Hasselhoff has implied that it was his concert, by the way, that led to the His angelic voice just like compelled everyone. | |
Yes. | |
But so what they were going to do is what Russia still does and what all communist countries do. | |
You can conceivably leave. | |
You file for a travel visa and it goes through the courts. | |
And then like four months later, You know, with heavy monitoring, you're allowed to go for two weeks and then we make sure that you come back immediately or your whole family's punished. | |
Like, that was the plan. | |
So he had this document that was like this thick. | |
He hadn't read it. | |
The guys had been up all night working on it and they crashed. | |
So they get this, again, technocrat, bureaucrat, boss man, like Ricky Gervais in The Office. | |
And David Brent shows up and he goes, some of the documents will be false. | |
And they go, so we'll be able to leave? | |
And he goes, yes, absolutely. | |
And then a reporter goes, when? | |
And he doesn't know what to say. | |
And he hasn't read the documents. | |
He goes, Now! | |
Yeah, immediately! | |
Immediately! | |
So if you tell me that someone wants to go... People just start leaving! | |
And then the soldiers, they weren't there for the press conference, so they just go, uh, what's happening here? | |
And 5,000 people go, we were told we can leave. | |
And they go, eventually, and maybe they should have thought of this before, to show up in a number of 5,000. | |
And they go, uh, I guess, okay. | |
So they open the gate, all because this guy accidentally said immediately, because he hadn't read the fucking document. | |
That was the end. | |
God knows how much longer that would have went on or what other, what demands would have been made by them to open the gates finally, even though they knew it was kind of happening anyway, that like they would have tried to at least get something out of it. | |
But this guy's just like, Oh no, right now everything's cool. | |
Bye. | |
The whole cold war, it's over. | |
I'm ending it right now. | |
One guy, he fled to West Germany immediately, but yeah, I love that. | |
He goes immediately. | |
What? | |
Really? | |
Like now? | |
Yes. | |
Yeah. | |
Okay. | |
So then we're doing it now. | |
It took three seconds for that word to spread. | |
And yeah. | |
And then when everyone started showing up at all these gates on the wall, they were just like, yeah, well, you could go through right now. | |
They told us. | |
And they're trying to check the soldiers. | |
There was nothing they could do. | |
And it started getting a little dangerous because so many people are like, hey, right now, we just heard the dumb guy say it. | |
And that was it. | |
That was the end of it. | |
So funny. | |
They haven't really evolved, though, like Berlin is still a net loss for Germany. | |
There's I'm told there's rules about skyscrapers. | |
There's only one and it's a Soviet one, but everything is like five stories high. | |
I think they're permanently damaged from communism. | |
Really? | |
Fucking losers. | |
Yeah. | |
They never really recovered from that. | |
It's I had an epiphany today where I was like, God is a nationalist. | |
It's in the Bible, the Tower of Babel. | |
He doesn't want us getting together. | |
I don't think God wanted Abe Lincoln to win. | |
He wanted the South to separate and the North to be another country. | |
He doesn't like big countries. | |
That's not his bad. | |
He wants it to be like 30. | |
I'm just guessing. | |
I don't speak for the Lord, but I speak for God. | |
I think his ideal is like 50 mil. | |
30 to 50 mil. | |
That's his sweet spot. | |
That's God's sweet spot for countries? | |
God's sweet spot for any nation, culture, people, 40 mil. | |
And then go start a new thing if you get to like 60. | |
I don't want to see 300. | |
I don't want to see fucking the Roman Empire, the Prussian Empire. | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
Too many problems for God. | |
He's got so much to think about and work. | |
It's too much micromanaging. | |
He thinks it's gross and gay. | |
So he kills everyone, whatever they do. | |
So then, yeah, you get a plague or a flood or some shit. | |
It's gotta happen. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
So when you walk around in Berlin, you notice a difference even now without the wall between East and West? | |
Or is it all Berlin is kind of fucked up? | |
All Berlin is. | |
Well, it's like a it's like a hipster town. | |
So it's like Portland or Berkeley or Montreal. | |
It's a lot like Montreal, actually. | |
A lot of trainees and hipsters and weirdos. | |
But I also noticed like no industry, no one kicking ass and taking names. | |
This is fucking Germany. | |
Right? | |
So, like, what's Munich making? | |
A thousand Mercedes-Benz a day? | |
And you have Cologne with, like, the largest crane ever created? | |
Or elevator or something? | |
Right. | |
Ryan, you're flashing back to the show where I noticed a Fred Perry. | |
Great timing. | |
That's the venue where I was noticed. | |
But anyway. | |
Yeah, there's no industry here. | |
I think the previous mayor said it's poor but sexy. | |
That was his sell for Berlin. | |
It's just like the East Village from coast to coast. | |
And I can't help but think that's still the damage of communism. | |
Yeah. | |
Is there anything there that reminiscent of, you know, a different time? | |
World War II? | |
Do you see any? | |
Right. | |
Are there any things that's like, hey, this building was this and it's got like a mortar fucking hole in the side or? | |
Well, 80 percent of it was bombed. | |
But yeah, yeah. | |
The Luftwaffen, the headquarters, so their pentagon really, is untouched. | |
And it's the biggest building I've ever fucking seen. | |
It's only about five stories tall, but it goes for like 10 blocks. | |
Wow. | |
Like, if you gave me a golf ball, I'm not strong enough to whip the golf ball from one end to the other. | |
Including the bounces on the pavement. | |
Right, all the bounces too. | |
You gotta count the bounces. | |
I would need a driver. | |
I'd need like a tiger's fucking driver to get it over there. | |
It goes on for like a good two minute walk on either direction. | |
And it wasn't bombed. | |
And I can't help but think they didn't bomb it because they knew that the paperclip, Operation Paperclip guys were in there. | |
Oh right, we needed to bring them over. | |
Yeah, because everything around it is dust. | |
So I think that they went this, and even without the guys, we got the blueprints, we got their cool fucking inventions. | |
Like, let's not bomb that. | |
Yeah, don't bomb that place. | |
Some good shit in there. | |
We want to get it. | |
Right, right. | |
Holy shit. | |
Yeah, that's all that really makes sense. | |
Why else wouldn't they just lay waste to everything since that's what they were doing everywhere else? | |
It's all new architecture. | |
Even the old looking buildings have been recreated. | |
I don't think that's it, Ryan. | |
Maybe. | |
I have a picture of it. | |
I'll send it to you. | |
But yeah, of course, there's the Reichstag and I went to the place where Hitler did his speeches. | |
I can send you that. | |
Beautiful old museum. | |
You can kind of see it. | |
No one's really allowed to talk about it, though. | |
They can't be presented as that, right? | |
It's like, hey, everyone, here's the place where Hitler made his speeches. | |
Isn't it kind of taboo? | |
Of course. | |
So the guide has to start with a whole bunch of caveats. | |
Oh, God, history is ugly and we have to accept that. | |
And unfortunately, Hitler did very well. | |
And you're like, okay, what if he was awesome? | |
But you know what's really funny about Berlin is Israel. | |
Because they, like Ireland, Scotland, Canada, liberal America, they're obsessed with underdogs, right? | |
Yeah. | |
And they always choose a side of the underdog. | |
So that's Palestine. | |
But of course, in Germany, like saying anything bad about Jews, you literally don't think bad things about Jews. | |
Does that sound fair? | |
Younger people, of course, will make jokes like, sounds like we could use a failed painter to clean this place up. | |
But that's like people under 30. | |
Did I send that to you just now? | |
What is that? | |
That's the Rathaus. | |
That's not that important. | |
I was trying to send you the flag in Hitler area. | |
You get in trouble, right? | |
You can't just make a Jew joke. | |
You literally get in trouble for that shit? | |
Well, it's just, it's so unthinkable. | |
It's like sucking your mom's cunt. | |
Like it's, you don't even go near it. | |
You don't even think about going near it. | |
If you were jerking off and you thought about Jews, you would stop jerking off. | |
Wow. | |
That's how close it is to your mom's. | |
How did they drill that into everyone's head? | |
Like, I understand, you know, the history and everything, but hey, every country has their history. | |
You kind of move on a little bit, you know. | |
Like seven million Germans died in horrific ways and were raped to death by the Red Army all over Berlin and fucking Dresden was bombed so severely that when Germans jumped into lakes and ponds, not lakes, but like ponds to like stop from burning, they boiled alive because it was so hot. | |
The ponds were boiling like boiling spaghetti. | |
Like they suffered in this fucking war. | |
They were conscripted. | |
You know, yes, there were bad men who planned horrific things, but Germany was also the biggest victim of World War Two, I would argue. | |
I don't know if I told you this, but a long time ago, before I had kids, in the early aughts, I was invited to Bonn, Germany, to do a talk about cool and what is cool. | |
The guy who ran it, I just got wasted and got in trouble for doing a terrible job. | |
Because they were asking me questions about George W. Bush the whole time, like, how do you feel about your president having no tolerance? | |
Do you have no tolerance in your life when you sin? | |
And I'm like, I'm not here to be an ambassador for GWB. | |
I thought I'd talk about cool culture. | |
But anyway. | |
After the talk, he said, you know, after Hitler, what happened with us was we realized that we have no culture and we have to obliterate everything and start from scratch. | |
We have to begin from scratch and start a new culture. | |
I was like, what? | |
Like, what about the Armenian genocide? | |
What about Mao? | |
You go to China and they have statues of Mao everywhere. | |
He killed 60 million people and he's not even a pack guy. | |
Yeah, whatever. | |
You gotta break some eggs to make an omelette. | |
It's okay. | |
But then they made people completely hate themselves. | |
They drove men to fucking fuck chickens, and women love being shat upon, and their sexuality became this perverse, debaucherous nonsense. | |
And then there's just this self-hatred and this, you know, they've just made Jews this thing, this amazing, holy thing you can't fucking touch. | |
Well, the irony is that was the impetus for World War II. | |
After World War One, they were told they suck. | |
They're losers. | |
Everything is their fault. | |
They need to apologize, like to crucify themselves. | |
And so they just went, fuck you. | |
So the culture they're going through since World War Two is the same as in between the wars, which is you suck. | |
You're a loser. | |
So it's going to breed the same kind of anti-Semitism. | |
Obviously, in 1918, it was a lot quicker, but eventually, yeah, yeah, people are just going to be like, you know what? | |
Fuck the Jews. | |
But that's how I started all this was to say, with Israel, they're fucked. | |
Because like I saw graffiti when I was having, I've been having a lot of anal problems, by the way, I want to talk to you about that. | |
Anal health. | |
I mean, look at these. | |
Is that blood or shit? | |
What the fuck, dude? | |
What is? | |
It's like a hangover and then walking around Berlin all day. | |
Like, you wouldn't believe what's happening to my anus. | |
It's just, it looks like an axe wound. | |
And it's got this, like... Oh, I can't even look at that! | |
It's like I've been raped by a burrito or something. | |
It's like... It's like your asshole has labia. | |
You have labia on your ass. | |
You have an ass cunt. | |
Who does I do? | |
When I die, I'm going to go to the gates and St. | |
Peter's going to be like, oh, I suppose you want to go to the dance club down there with all the other faggots. | |
And I'm going to be like, no, no, no, no. | |
I want to be with my family and my grandparents. | |
And I'd be like, oh, usually the fags, they don't want to be with their family. | |
They've been estranged. | |
I go, I'm not a fag. | |
And he's like, oh, OK, sure. | |
St. | |
Peter's like, dude, I've seen your ass. | |
We can stop the charades, OK? | |
David's clubs are all down there. | |
That's the beach where you fuck. | |
We do a physical and a psychological assessment of everybody coming in. | |
So we've seen it. | |
We know it looks like. | |
The condom machine is just a massive industrial drum full of condoms. | |
Just reach in there, grab as many as you want, go nuts. | |
No, no, no, no. | |
Wow. | |
Dude, so that is like a night of drinking, and then you take a couple of dumps, and then you go on a long walk. | |
And then just like walking around and it's a heat wave here. | |
It's 92 degrees. | |
So I'm just like chafing all day. | |
It feels like I have someone broke a light bulb in my butt cheeks. | |
Put salt in it. | |
Yes, literally. | |
Yes. | |
It's fucking brutal. | |
But sorry, I keep trying to get to this point. | |
So with Israel, they love the Palestinians and they can't even I don't think anything negative about Jews. | |
So they're like, it's like the parents are getting a divorce and they don't know what to do. | |
I saw this graffiti while I was vomiting out my ass and it said, uh, free Gaza. | |
And then below someone had written from Hamas. | |
So like the best they can do is like the people of Palestine didn't vote for this regime. | |
And I'm like, yeah, they did. | |
Palestine loves Hamas. | |
So both sides are against everything you believe in. | |
The Israelis are the evil, oppressor Nazis that you hate, and the Palestinians are the evil, terrorist, sexist, racist bigots that you hate. | |
And you have to pick a side. | |
And they just, I don't think they want to go near it. | |
Like, I wouldn't even know, walking around Berlin with the Star of David, like, I don't even know how, is that controversial? | |
I don't even know what they would do. | |
I think they would just Have a panic attack and start having a seizure. | |
They wouldn't know what to do. | |
Yeah. | |
There's no, like, all over the EU there seems to be protests for Palestine against Israel and stuff. | |
There's no protesting there, I would gather. | |
Yeah. | |
Well, I'm sure the authorities shut down anything remotely anti-Jew because that goes back generations, but... | |
Are there a lot of Jews in Germany and Berlin? | |
Like, do a lot of them live there? | |
Did they decide to, you know, ha-ha, we're coming back, fuck you? | |
Or, uh... Something tells me it's probably a lot easier to be nice to Jews when you're not dealing with them. | |
When they're not, you know, running your country. | |
Well, that's the story of every group, right? | |
Like, the less blacks in your neighborhood, the more you value them. | |
Right, right. | |
The more nice things you can do. | |
I'm sure I've told you about this. | |
At my old local in Larchmont, there is an old black dude there who drinks for free. | |
He gets Hennessy all night. | |
Is he quick with a joke or to light up your smoke because there's someplace that he'd rather be? | |
I actually don't understand him. | |
I'm like, yeah, I'm going to get all day and all day back again. | |
That's what you got to do when you know what time it is. | |
I agree. | |
There was also, I'm sure I told you about the UPS guy, just a random black man, probably from the Caribbean, probably middle class. | |
And it was his birthday. | |
And it was like, happy birthday, Godfrey, in balloon letters, which I think are like 10 bucks each. | |
Yeah, it's like a $300 balloon display for your fucking UPS guy. | |
Who's just like, uh, thanks. | |
Anyway, here's your... Yeah, yeah. | |
That's them feeling good about themselves. | |
That has nothing to do with making another person feel good who doesn't give a flying fuck. | |
You know, I love when people... He didn't even... He didn't tell his family that. | |
Like, I guarantee you, he didn't come home and go, you're not going to believe this. | |
When I was doing my rounds today, they had balloons from... He forgot, like, right after. | |
Yeah. | |
Whatever. | |
That's gay. | |
He probably resents it, too. | |
He's like, ah, this sucks. | |
But the planning, like them getting together and going, hey, why don't we do something nice? | |
They think it's a Hallmark fucking movie. | |
They think everything is one of these stupid stories. | |
And it doesn't work that way. | |
It doesn't turn out where the guy is in tears thanking the neighborhood because his life is shit and they've made it better and now they're all friends. | |
It doesn't work that way. | |
In their dumb fucking virtue signaling minds, that's what they think it's going to be. | |
Fucking pathetic. | |
You know what you just inspired me? | |
You know the fucking janitor who walked to work every day three miles and then everyone got together and bought him a car? | |
Yeah, I saw that one too, yeah. | |
Well, it's happened like 10 times. | |
Oh yeah, there was a recent one. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
Fuck that. | |
Get your own fucking car. | |
They're 800 bucks, okay? | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
You get a shitbox for 800 bucks. | |
You're walking to work because you're retarded. | |
Bicycles go 10 times faster and they're basically free. | |
You're a moron and a loser. | |
Why are we rewarding that? | |
Yeah. | |
And that culture, like black culture, they don't respect that. | |
That's weakness. | |
Yeah, that's weakness. | |
Yes, giving people, you know. | |
Imagine it's like the blind side, you know, the big black dude and then the white dude. | |
Great example, because he turned on them recently. | |
Exactly. | |
Yeah. | |
Yeah, he turned on them. | |
Because what? | |
You're going to respect that shit? | |
Fuck you. | |
You got rich because you made a movie about me. | |
That's my story. | |
Right. | |
Right. | |
Dishon, we made 12 grand out of that movie. | |
I'm happy to give you your four grand. | |
Yeah. | |
But we're rich because we own all fast food in America. | |
And that was way before you came along, you retarded end. | |
Yeah, I don't know what that is. | |
Is that the guy, the car? | |
He gets in the car. | |
I want to just go up, I remember, I think I told you this, one time I came, when I was a little kid, I was like six, and I spat in my eyes to make sure I was, so my dad could see I was crying. | |
Yeah. | |
Just my eyes, and he goes, ah, spit! | |
Oh! | |
You're choking! | |
And I just, I want to go up to that guy crying with his car and just be like... Yeah. | |
That's not a tear, that's not salty! | |
You're not fucking crying, you bitch, you fucking liar! | |
Oh, look at him. | |
He puts his arms in the air, like, like... And then that fat woman is standing there, looking so smug, like, see what we do? | |
Get me on camera. | |
Make sure you got a shot of me handing in the keys. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
Look at this. | |
Does he even have a license? | |
Can he even drive this fucking thing? | |
You think he's going to go get insurance and make sure his car is registered and inspected? | |
Everywhere I go, black people are walking. | |
I should say everywhere in America I go. | |
Yes. | |
95, the freeway, especially upstate, Highway 17. | |
It's just black people walking everywhere. | |
They love walking. | |
Look at her. | |
Look at the fat woman. | |
Both of them. | |
They're just like so proud of themselves. | |
And it's a sin of pride and gluttony is all over their fucking bodies. | |
That's what you see right there. | |
Two of the biggest sins. | |
Pride and gluttony. | |
And vanity. | |
Don't forget vanity. | |
A lot of vanity there, too. | |
All right. | |
All right. | |
You are right. | |
I want to be in the video. | |
I got to be in the video. | |
And it's this it's the American like black failure, white guilt is the American story where they're just constantly tripping over themselves to help the retards. | |
And that's true of of UK with the two tiered justice system. | |
Right. | |
Oh, a Muslim raped a 13 year old girl. | |
Well, he didn't know that rape was bad. | |
So let him go. | |
Oh, someone said Allah Allah. | |
Who the fuck is Allah? | |
15 months in prison. | |
Yeah. | |
Because you were mean to our retards. | |
I'm an egalitarian. | |
I'm an anti-racist. | |
So if you're raping girls, you gotta go to jail. | |
I don't care where you're from or what you said. | |
The whole excuse doesn't make any sense. | |
They don't understand you're not supposed to rape. | |
They should not be anywhere near any civilized nation. | |
That's what it is. | |
Oh, they're here. | |
You know, no, we got to be a little more tolerant of them because they don't understand in their culture. | |
See, they can just rape people and it's the way it's just like, it's like, yeah, that's my point. | |
Why the fuck would you bring an animal like that into a place with rules, regulations, laws, ethics, values, common whatever? | |
Why would you even bring that here? | |
That has no place in our system. | |
That's our point. | |
Yeah, it's like he didn't know cannibalism was wrong. | |
Yeah, that's what I'm screaming. | |
Right. | |
Don't let him in here. | |
But you've created this scenario where a guy's at a bar and they're all talking. | |
Yeah, it was funny. | |
Yeah, well, I would have raped her, but I didn't want to go to jail because rape is wrong. | |
And then the guy's like, yeah, right. | |
What? | |
Yeah, it's illegal, dude, because the girl who's screaming and crying and saying, stop, stop. | |
She's not lying. | |
She actually does hate it. | |
She hates it. | |
And she's a human who has rights and You're not supposed to do that. | |
What? | |
She's a living person. | |
It's like Chris D'Elia. | |
You ever see that video where he finds out that Snapchat is actually saved forever? | |
One of my favorites. | |
Everyone's going, yeah, like if you flirting with a 14 year old, it's being recorded and you just see him go. | |
Yeah, at first when he goes, no, no, that's all just eliminated. | |
Like the second you log off, they can't save that. | |
And it's like, no, yeah, you can. | |
And then they show his face. | |
He's just horrified. | |
Hold on a second. | |
How did it come out? | |
Like, how did they... The boy's mother ended up finding it. | |
Finding it? | |
What do you mean? | |
Snapchat goes away, right? | |
He probably saved it. | |
You can screen record, take screenshots. | |
You gotta know that that's gonna happen. | |
Look at him. | |
Some people do some crazy shit. | |
That's the Muslims finding out that rape is illegal. | |
What? | |
What? | |
You see his face? | |
He's just like, now it's just, you can see his, his mind working right there. | |
Thinking back, hearkening back to all the inappropriate shit he sent girls. | |
Look at him. | |
Look at him. | |
I gotta go poop. | |
Is there a bathroom here? | |
Does anyone have a giant industrial magnet I could put over my computer right now? | |
Does anyone just happen to... Does anyone have a bazooka I can aim at my laptop? | |
He survived that, though. | |
He's back, right? | |
Yeah. | |
His wife's, like, tweeting and stuff. | |
I don't know. | |
I don't know how it's done, but yeah, he's fine. | |
He made it through. | |
It seems so random, the cancellation machine. | |
Like, I'm toast forever. | |
You were talking about free speech earlier. | |
You're not toast as far as, like, Twitch, YouTube, Twitter goes. | |
I don't know why you got to pass. | |
You're so racist, it makes me blush. | |
And I'm in the KKK. | |
Yeah, that is an odd thing right there, but hey, I'm not going to complain about it. | |
But you'll never be on, like, Red Eye if there was a Red Eye. | |
No, no. | |
Colin Quinn can't say hi to you. | |
I don't know why. | |
Like it's Colin Quinn. | |
It's not, it can't be because you mocked Bill Burr's wife. | |
It's something deeper than that. | |
It's some other sin. | |
It's probably Proud Boys related because you were like, you owned the company when Proud Boys were formed or something like that. | |
But it does seem kind of arbitrary. | |
Like Tommy Robinson is on Twitter. | |
So it's not about can you manifest people to do things, because he got 100,000 people at his rally in July there before the stabbing. | |
I don't know. | |
Jared Taylor will never be on Twitter, and he's one of the most Civil sounding, you know, he never advocates violence. | |
He speaks very obviously, articulately and accurately. | |
He backs his stuff up with facts and research. | |
He's never said the word nigger, I guarantee it. | |
No, no. | |
And he's persona non grata on every single fucking platform. | |
I don't know. | |
There is. | |
It's very arbitrary. | |
You know, back in Vice TV days, we did a pilot for Showtime that flopped. | |
I thought it was really good. | |
But there was a thing called Dinner with Five on at the time. | |
And it was like, not Jeremy Piven, but the guy like him, who's an Iron Man in Diner, the Jewy looking guy. | |
I get them confused all the time, those two guys. | |
I know exactly who you're talking about. | |
Steve Guttenberg, kind of a guy like Oh, fuck. | |
He's in all the Marvel movies and he's had a second life after Diner. | |
Anyway, that guy. | |
It's John something. | |
Dinner for Five. | |
And it's the same as the Bill Maher Pot Show. | |
And I know what it is. | |
When you're drunk and stoned and you're with your friends at a dinner, you're high. | |
So you go, this is gold. | |
Ironically, it is gold when you and I do it, but with anyone, it isn't. | |
And they go, Jon Favreau. | |
Jon Favreau. | |
So we did a parody of that, and it was David Cross. | |
It was a 12-year-old boy. | |
It was a circus freak named Eek. | |
It was a prostitute on crack. | |
And it was Jared Taylor. | |
Wow. | |
He was one of the guys. - Wow. | |
- Yeah, I have this on a DVD somewhere. | |
And so obviously the conversation was bizarre. | |
And Jared was obviously 360 times smarter than anyone at the table. | |
And he does what Jared does. | |
Jared is like a parent at Halloween going, OK, here's some for you, some for you, some for you. | |
He can't give you all the candy or you'll have a nervous breakdown. | |
So he just doles out little pieces to everyone and lets everybody figure it out on their own. | |
Well, if we had it your way, I don't think that you would enjoy Pajit's shitting on the beach when your children were trying to build a sandcastle. | |
And then you go think about that on your own time and eventually come back for more. | |
We went out for beers after, me, David, and Jared. | |
And David was like, he was drunk, so he was being more honest than usual. | |
He's like, I know you guys say nigger every time you're alone. | |
I know it comes out. | |
And Jared is like a Japanese aristocrat, right? | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
So he was like, no, I have to be honest with you. | |
I mean, I've known people who are considered, you know, radical far right, and I've spent much time with them. | |
But even within that group, and we can include the South, I don't think I've heard the word stated. | |
It's just not that comes out. | |
And David was like, yeah, fuck you. | |
Bullshit. | |
Of course. | |
It's their like Beverly Hillbillies version of us. | |
It's like assholes out of our breath where we're just like, We just can't wait till the doors are closed. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
And they think that of the elites too, like the smart, rich, white people that, like Tucker Carlson, he can't wait. | |
Right, right. | |
They need to believe that. | |
They need to believe that. | |
The other, the option to that, the opposite to that, where these are just smart people talking about The topic, rationally, reasonably, based in fact, is horrifying. | |
The truth would be horrifying. | |
So they need, you know, to think that it's all just this irrational, emotional, screaming nigger out constantly. | |
So that devalues anything that they might have said that gives them an inkling of going, huh, well, they do seem to commit a lot of crime. | |
So they could just wipe that out of their head. | |
Yeah. | |
Well, they say don't give Nazis a platform, right? | |
That's how they justify never having Richard Spencer or Jared Taylor or Steve Saylor or anyone with a brain on a show. | |
They know they'll get humiliated, so they say don't give Nazis a platform. | |
Yeah. | |
Another part of it is they haven't thought about any of this shit on their own. | |
And they're petrified of facing the truth. | |
The truth is there's patterns, OK? | |
Sorry, but there's patterns. | |
In the UK, they're like, look, if he was a rapist, if he was a rapist, if he murdered them kids, if he was shooting those little girls, he should go to jail. | |
Like, yeah, that's not why they're writing. | |
They're not writing because some random lunatic out of nowhere. | |
They're writing because it was an unassimilated foreigner who hates Britain. | |
And we're seeing a slew of those. | |
And we've had enough of giving them free fucking hotels. | |
Yeah, when you see the crime rate go up and it's completely just lockstep with illegal migrants coming into your country, you have to at least look at that and do a further investigation to see if there's a correlation there. | |
Investigation of the correlation! | |
You gotta see. | |
And then, you know, everything connects. | |
Yeah, they are doing a lot of these crimes. | |
Well, and then again, the excuses. | |
You know, they don't know they're not supposed to rape. | |
I don't even give a shit about their excuses. | |
They are committing a lot of violent crime against people. | |
The people don't like it. | |
They would like something to be done about it. | |
You voice that, and you're a piece of shit, Islamophobe, you know, criminal, for even voicing that. | |
How do you even have a government in place that isn't being dragged out of their homes and beheaded when that's how they're trying to run the country? | |
Or even like with January 6th, they alluded to one tenth of one pube of coming to your house and beheading you. | |
They made you stay inconvenient. | |
What did you do? | |
You ran like into the pews and you had gas masks on and fucking full body hazmat suits and you're lying in in these fucking alleys and these these aisles of your chairs like we're And everyone gets 33 years, 22 years. | |
So we're not that far from the sort of death throes of communism, where that idiot said immediately because he was scared of what they were going to do to him. | |
Yeah. | |
Becoming another hanging Mussolini. | |
That's why those J6ers got such crazy sentences. | |
Yeah, it was a message over the target. | |
Pure and simple. | |
Hey, we're probably going to at some point try to steal the election again. | |
And we really don't like when you guys come out and call us on it. | |
And, you know. | |
Protest and make a noise and let other people know that, hey, maybe the election was stolen. | |
So we're really going to fuck you guys up. | |
Hey, sorry. | |
You guys got to be the ones that we really let America see us completely fucking up so that when we steal it in 2024, you'll think twice. | |
You'll know it's stolen, by the way. | |
Don't worry about that. | |
You'll know. | |
But now you'll think twice as to whether you want to do anything about it and spend 20 years in prison because you dared say, hey, I think that election was stalled. | |
Well, it's like your video game you play. | |
What's that called? | |
Oh, SimCity. | |
SimCity. | |
So they built this SimCity. | |
They stole the election once. | |
That caused a coup. | |
Yeah. | |
So you went, fuck it. | |
I don't want any coups. | |
You threw them all in jail for decades. | |
Yes. | |
Yes. | |
Tropico. | |
That was the one. | |
Yeah. | |
Yeah. | |
Next election, they're going to be like, no, no, no. | |
Now we're really mad. | |
Like I can just see the elites on their fucking consoles. | |
Yeah. | |
Yeah. | |
What happened? | |
This is getting way worse. | |
They were supposed to be afraid. | |
I did this to make them afraid, and now they're not afraid. | |
There must be a malfunction in the program. | |
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Fun. | |
Very good. | |
Look at that. | |
I think that's the first time I ever sat while you did a read. | |
Yeah. | |
Interesting. | |
I got my roses and gold for a change. | |
Yes. | |
Yes. | |
Gold roses. | |
I got to get Steven back. | |
I didn't even think about that aspect of, uh, of this whole thing where it's like, oh yeah, Steven Singer will come back, do a read for Steve. | |
I love that guy. | |
There was a couple of things that I had written down that I wanted you to see. | |
God, I had so much shit. | |
It's like four pages of prep over the past weekend and everything. | |
Let me just find-- You know what I found with ads? | |
Like, if you-- He's in your nose. | |
If you charge a small amount, like 200 bucks or something, You read it and then you lose $200 in subs because people get annoyed. | |
So then you have to charge like $5, $6, $7. | |
Interesting. | |
And then I don't think that the client goes like, I'm not going to make $700 from you reading this once a week. | |
But it's a weird thing where the price has to be so high as to not piss people off. | |
I think it works better with Ben Shapiro and Michael Knowles where they're getting like $300,000. | |
Probably, yes. | |
Here's what I did, Gavin. | |
Maybe I can extol some of my wisdom. | |
Yes, please. | |
For this. | |
Here's what I did. | |
Now, see, I noticed you said we're doing a read. | |
And then you went into the reed like just a maniac, reeding, figuring I'll get through it as fast as I can. | |
Maybe that won't upset the people. | |
I would make the reeds kind of part of the show. | |
Stephen Singer became, you know, part of the show. | |
I was able to talk about the roses and how you could take them and maybe thrust the root into a person's neck during a home invasion and make the reed entertaining. | |
And then people won't be that pissed off that you're You're doing a read. | |
I do that with Purple Works Nutrition, who's a free workout. | |
But with THC, with these guys, they've got a lot of legal jargon where they can't say like, you know, we are marijuana and you won't get baked. | |
They don't like doing it. | |
I guess it does depend on the product, whether you can incorporate it into some comedic little take. | |
Yeah, you're right, though. | |
Advertorials are the best way to sell a thing. | |
I don't know. | |
Howard Stern does it, so I do it because I do whatever Howard Stern does. | |
That's what you got to do. | |
Of course. | |
Of course. | |
I was catching shit from people on Twitter before because some asshole decides, They call me out on my racist tweets, of course, which, you know, I'm so upset about that. | |
And then it's like, oh, I hope you're happy with your $13 a month that you make from this. | |
And I'm like, I post a little thing of how much I make every two weeks, and it's not bad at all. | |
And it wasn't a flex. | |
It's not a thing. | |
It's like, no, guy, you're wrong. | |
Like I'm posting, I'm doing what I would normally do on Twitter. | |
What I've done for years, nothing changed. | |
And now the only difference is they're paying me for it. | |
So yeah, I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want and make money. | |
And then there are people thinking it's a flex. | |
Like, look how much I make. | |
How much is it? | |
Dude, it's like fucking $3,000 a month. | |
It's like $3,000 a month. | |
And by the way, this next two weeks coming up is gonna be more than any of these. | |
So, it's like, if you wanna, like, bash me or shit on me, for Twitter, Elon Musk literally paying for my fucking Yukon. | |
Elon Musk is making my SUV payments. | |
And more. | |
Like, that's not even the whole thing. | |
So, my, my... | |
Vehicle is paid for by Twitter. | |
So if that sucks, then I guess you're right. | |
And wow, I'm a piece of shit. | |
Fuck it. | |
Fuck my gay car. | |
I just, yeah, I love it. | |
I just wish, I think I was supposed to be on Tucker a million years ago and they canceled, of course, but they said, what do you want to talk about? | |
And I go, I'd like to talk about something and no one ever asked me, which is can't the insults be real? | |
Like, Gavin is an Islamophobe who doesn't think Muslims are compatible with the Western world. | |
Great insult. | |
That's true. | |
But they're like, Gavin's a white nationalist that wants blacks to go back to Africa. | |
I'm like, I don't I don't even care. | |
That's me. | |
That was me. | |
Yeah. | |
You got the wrong guy. | |
That's the wrong guy. | |
And compound censored. | |
Or they'll be like, you you shove the dildo up your ass to own the libs. | |
And I'm like, no, I was on I was on Anthony's network and I was making fun of how Hillary dances like there's something up her ass. | |
So I put something up my ass and danced better than her to mock her dancing skills. | |
I get it. | |
I didn't know you weren't supposed to rape. | |
It's kind of the same excuse. | |
Or they'll show a picture where I'm like this and I'm showing off my terrible chin. | |
And I'm like, yeah, that's from a comedy sketch I did about my terrible chin. | |
Like, so often they criticize us for things that aren't true, and I don't have the energy to, like, say why I don't deny the Armenian Genocide, because I've never even thought about the Armenian Genocide. | |
But they just keep pushing this shit on us, where they're like, yeah, hope you enjoy your 13 bucks. | |
You're like, that's not a thing. | |
Focus on the reality of the situation. | |
Tell me the things I've done. | |
Yeah, go to the reality of the situation and, you know, realize Why are you so mad, first of all? | |
Why would you be so mad at my posts? | |
You disagree with them? | |
It's the age-old thing of, just block me. | |
You block me, you would never, ever have to see another one of my posts again. | |
That's how they go away. | |
I do it all the time. | |
People see that shit, and that inspires them, and then they learn from it, and that becomes their politics. | |
Okay, debate me. | |
I always see that, too, with public enemies. | |
We can fist fight, we can debate ideas. | |
Otherwise, if you just want to scowl, now it comes down to a stranger doesn't like me. | |
Well, I don't know who strangers are, so there's no reason for us to have an interaction. | |
It's either Physically fight or philosophically fight. | |
But to just like sit there and like this guy in my town, he's confronted me twice now. | |
And he goes, I hate that you live in our town. | |
And I'm like, how is that relevant to anything? | |
You're telling me your feelings. | |
I even said to him, I goes like, we could do a slap fight. | |
It doesn't even have to be like a fight. | |
It could just be a slap fight. | |
And he's like, no, I'm scared of you, but I hate that you live in my town. | |
And I'm like, okay. | |
Why? | |
When he wakes up, what is different because you live there that wouldn't be, that would be a better life for him if you didn't live there? | |
Aside from just his own anxiety and anger of you living there. | |
Because the suburbs in Westchester are status symbols. | |
So it's like having a car in LA. | |
So if you live in Vernon, you're a loser. | |
If you live in Yonkers, you're nothing. | |
If you live in Larchmont, you're doing really well. | |
If you live in Scarsdale, you're doing even better. | |
If you live in Connecticut, Well, yeah, you're at the top. | |
Like, if you live in Stamford, Connecticut, you have a hell of a commute, so there's kind of a down there, but you're still making millions a year, so that's part of your status. | |
But if someone, if David Duke lives in Stamford, you've ruined part of my little LinkedIn page. | |
Now you've ruined Stamford for me. | |
I can't use that to brag to people. | |
Oh, I'm from Stanford. | |
Oh, you mean where David Duke lives? | |
No! | |
He lived there for three years! | |
Oh... He's gone! | |
He left! | |
Oh, where Gavin McGinnis lives? | |
Oh, see? | |
You just ruined my whole fucking... I say that to them, too. | |
I go, this is Proud Boys territory. | |
Oh, that's fucking great. | |
Good, fuck him! | |
I'm surprised he confronts you, though. | |
That's an odd thing. | |
I don't but I just say that insane oh that's great good him uh I'm surprised he confronts you though that's you know an odd thing well these people have never been in a fight so uh it's like confronting someone on TV or something like he's he's never been punched in the face in | |
Oh, imagine the look, that first look in his face when you pop him right in the nose and he's just shocked and can't even believe or fathom what just happened to him. | |
It's happened to me before. | |
I punched a guy when we were doing the Deplora Ball, and he was like, you want to go? | |
An Antifa kid. | |
I go, yes, I do. | |
And I punched him in the face. | |
And as my fist was coming in his face, he went, So his teeth cut my knuckles. | |
Oh, right. | |
He wasn't like, it was like I pulled my dick out and slapped him in the face. | |
Yeah. | |
Craziest thing that had ever happened to a man. | |
It's amazing how many people will. | |
Bring themselves right to the edge of a fight, thinking that it's not going to end up in a fight, or they're not going to get hit. | |
But they could do all the tough posturing to re-fight. | |
I mean, right up to literally the next step is the fist going. | |
And you're like, what happened? | |
Why? | |
What? | |
Why? | |
Hey, hey, what are you doing? | |
Especially with women, right? | |
Oh, women. | |
Oh, that is the biggest thing. | |
Fuck you. | |
Fuck you, bitch. | |
Or how about, that's why I always say about the scariest guys are the guys that are like, hey, man, I don't want any trouble. | |
That's right. | |
All this really because they don't want to go back to jail. | |
Yeah. | |
They know the consequences. | |
Once they start punching you, they won't be able to stop. | |
And you're just going to be going. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
You're done. | |
He knows how to fight. | |
That's why he's acting like this. | |
He's been in fights. | |
I always do. | |
He would have been in a lot of fights, unless you're a sociopath. | |
You kind of don't want to be in fights. | |
They hurt. | |
They fuck you up. | |
They can end your life in certain circumstances. | |
Or you can end up in prison. | |
Or you win, and as you hit him, he hits a plant holder on the way, on the corner in his temple. | |
And now you have manslaughter. | |
Yeah, there you are. | |
A parking spot. | |
You're just having a fight. | |
It was just a fight. | |
I didn't, yeah, doesn't matter. | |
Doesn't matter. | |
Murder, manslaughter. | |
You're in court. | |
This is now your life. | |
Your life is now, your entire rest of your life, till you die, is based on that moment, that fight you had. | |
Happy? | |
Has to leave you. | |
Your kids don't know you. | |
Your job's gone. | |
Your house is gone. | |
Your cars are gone. | |
Of course. | |
I've always said the scariest thing in the world. | |
He has like a nice suit on, but it's not that expensive. | |
And then he has lots of jewelry. | |
And he goes, I couldn't help but notice you were swearing in front of a lady. | |
It would mean so much to me if you could apologize and get on with the night. | |
I'm like, I am sorry for swearing. | |
Exactly. | |
Will not happen again. | |
Yes, yes. | |
That is exactly the person you are petrified of. | |
You know, on a fucking, like Tony Soprano in the restaurant, you know. | |
Yeah, with the hat. | |
Yeah. | |
Hello, excuse me. | |
Take off the hat. | |
Who the fuck are you? | |
Yeah, here he is. | |
Look at the look he gives him. | |
Like that, yeah, you take off the fucking hat. | |
He's not yelling. | |
Hey, asshole, take the fucking hat off, you piece of shit. | |
And then the girl, he looks at the guy and goes, how you doing? | |
Let me tell you about the time, it's in my book, where I had seen that recently. | |
And then I saw some crusty punks in the East Village letting their dogs shit on the street. | |
And I went up to them and I was like, pick up the shit. | |
Very difficult situation. | |
And they're like, fuck you. | |
And I, I had been drinking a little bit. | |
We just saw the movie Four Brothers. | |
Uh, and we, my wife and I brought like a flask. | |
So I had the liquid courage and I was like, pick up the fucking shit. | |
I wasn't talking about Tony Sparrow, but I was like, pick up the fucking shit right now. | |
Okay. | |
And they go, or what, what are you going to do? | |
They all had facial tattoos and backpacks. | |
Oh, And I go, uh, I don't know why I said this, but I go, I'm going to cut you if you don't. | |
And I reached into my pocket that had no knife, just like my keys. | |
All the wrong things. | |
Everything, the stupidest shit you could do. | |
So then they whip off their backpacks and they grab a tire iron. | |
And earlier in the discussion too, I'd said like, you got facial tattoos because you got fucked by your dad. | |
That's how it works. | |
You don't want people near you. | |
And then the girl who had facial tattoos, she's like, you think I got fucked by my dad? | |
And I go, maybe not your dad, but probably your uncle. | |
And then they get out the tire iron, and luckily their dog, Pancake, just absconded from the situation and ran away. | |
And they both go, Oh my God! | |
Pancake! | |
Pancake! | |
And they run. | |
You know how crushy punks, they don't have like a collar, it's a rope, because they're like, collars are too mainstream. | |
They have basically a noose around its neck. | |
So it ran away, and then they were running like, Pancake! | |
Pancake! | |
And I was saved. | |
But it was that hat scene that almost got me fucking killed. | |
Yeah. | |
To command that kind of authority. | |
You have to be able to back that shit up. | |
You know, that's kind of the thing. | |
I think Tony wouldn't have had any problem beating the shit out of that young man with the hat. | |
Face tattoos and tire irons. | |
A fake knife in your pocket. | |
I don't know. | |
I don't think you thought that one through all the way. | |
Not the same. | |
Not the same. | |
Tony, what do you think? | |
Your good intentions were there to keep the neighborhood clean. | |
Yeah, to keep it tidy. | |
You know what's cool about YouTube now is they have these Sopranos montages. | |
And it's it's as soothing as loudmouth blacks getting arrested for being the cops. | |
So it'll be like every snitch who got whacked in the Sopranos or every dinner with Tony's mother. | |
Yeah. | |
Lizzie or whatever. | |
Olivia. | |
Yeah. | |
Every dinner with Olivia. | |
Every arrest on the Serpanos, it's almost better than watching the show. | |
You're just like, oh yeah, that was great. | |
Yeah, you just get these great moments, relaxing, like the black women, you know, videos. | |
Yeah, like when a junior got in trouble for, I forget what he did, but no, the kid got in trouble for what he did, and then they had junior and the mother over, And they were talking about all the horrible shit Tony Soprano did. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
He was that kid's age. | |
He was like, I told you not to fucking say this at the table, not in front of the fucking kid. | |
And then she leaves. | |
It's so soothing. | |
Oh, what are you doing? | |
Oh, they don't love me. | |
Yeah. | |
I've never come back here. | |
She's so fucking terrible. | |
She's an awful, horrible woman in that show. | |
I love it. | |
Too fucking good. | |
Oh, oh, oh. | |
Oh, oh, oh. | |
Oh! | |
Oh! | |
The Jacket! | |
- Second. - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh, a double. - I love what you said though, where you go, first time you watch "The Sopranos," you go, hey man, everyone has problems. | |
There's you know, your family, man. | |
You got your your ups and downs. | |
And and even if you're in the mob, you're still like my dad and everyone else's dad. | |
And then the second time you watch, you go, this guy's a fucking piece of shit. | |
Yeah. | |
It's about a piece of shit. | |
This guy. | |
He abandoned his friends in the snow when they were, you know, trying to find that interior decorator from the Bosnian army. | |
Fuck him. | |
Nothing good about him. | |
Just a self-centered, narcissistic sociopath. | |
It's like when Tim Norton went off about mobsters on ONA. | |
And it was it was like a five minute rant where he was bitching about the whole Pro-mafia culture in America and how, fuck these people, they ruin, like, some nice guy's, like, butcher shop and torture him to death and make him go bankrupt and kill himself because they're just fucking greedy shits. | |
Yeah, well, you know, it needed a police force for the Italians. | |
Yeah. | |
They all have a rationalization of it. | |
You know, because the Italians couldn't go to the police because they were the Irish and they were all on the take. | |
So we needed people to protect our own communities. | |
Protect? | |
You mean go around and shake down every fucking business? | |
Protect them from them? | |
If they don't pay, they're going to bust up their shop. | |
So yeah, maybe Jimmy was right as far as that's concerned. | |
Murder a guy for owing too much in blackjack fees? | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
You know, it looks bad. | |
It makes other people look and go, oh, this guy doesn't collect his debts so we can fuck him over. | |
If Johnny's not paying, why would I pay? | |
So, yeah, you got to beat the shit out of Johnny to show everyone else. | |
It shows you how bad New York's gotten, though, because people are lamenting those days. | |
Like, seeing a dead body in Red Hook in 1968 is every New Yorker's dream now. | |
Because at least there was a modicum of decorum. | |
There was some sort of fucking... The grand larceny, as you put it, from fucking Nike and just fucking junkies on the street. | |
And not... Fuck junkies on the street. | |
African refugees. | |
Like, I hate... | |
These delivery guys with their cubic backpacks on their bikes, I want to shoot them all. | |
I want to become a sniper who just takes them out as they're driving to their delivery. | |
And not just New York, Paris, Berlin, everywhere. | |
It's fucking everywhere. | |
There's no more of the, I don't know, European, Western, white culture anymore, anywhere, where, you know, no one did, did people hate the milkman when he would come and deliver your milk to your house? | |
And, you know, it wasn't a fucking Ecuadorian on a scooter throwing the milk at your front door. | |
It was a nice white guy who, that was his job. | |
He went home to his wife and kids and he had a milkman. | |
The milkman had a fucking milkman. | |
I'm okay, I'm okay. | |
And he knew you. | |
He's like, how's your daughter? | |
What's going on? | |
Right. | |
And that she stubbed her toe last week. | |
And you're like, she's fine, yeah, yeah. | |
What was so fucking bad about that, that it had to be wrecked by diversity? | |
What was like, no, a diverse nation is a, what was so bad about waking up, seeing your neighbors, seeing the way your society functioned with other white people doing things? | |
Making sure that things got done. | |
Wow, but why was it so bad? | |
We couldn't control the milkman's votes. | |
I guess that was what it was, right? | |
The slogan of the DNC. | |
We couldn't control the milkman's votes. | |
That's what it comes down to. | |
They're happy to flood the nation with assholes with cubic backpacks because it leads to more votes. | |
And they don't see them. | |
They're in their communities. | |
All we can do is pick up our own food. | |
And I keep saying this to people, stop ordering Uber Eats. | |
Pick up your own food, go eat in the restaurant. | |
Stop doing it. | |
I fucking hate seeing these fucking people. | |
No, I agree. | |
When Kamala and all these assholes, they go, we're not going back. | |
That's a good thing. | |
Going back, hearkening back to a great time of lower prices and fucking more white people if you want to go even further back. | |
A semi-respectful society. | |
We've always had our problems, but there is nothing going on. | |
There was nothing in history that going on that divided the country up into such a fragmented, unhomogenous mess that it is right now. | |
People don't even care about being American. | |
You know, they don't care about, like, oh, well, you know, I can't stand that guy's ideology and stuff, but we are all Americans together. | |
They don't even like America. | |
They don't even like being America or saying it or seeing the flag. | |
So, fuck them. | |
And we don't want to go back to a time where maybe there was some national pride and some cohesion between us that made it where maybe we didn't feel like shooting each other's fucking heads off on a daily basis because we had some kind of commonality. | |
No. | |
No, we don't want to go back there. | |
Ooh, perish that thought. | |
Ooh, yuck. | |
Yeah, look at the Japanese water parks. | |
They're shoulder to shoulder in these waves with their fellow man and they don't care because it's like their brother. | |
Yeah. | |
They'd share a drink with him with the same part of the drink. | |
Right. | |
They don't care because it's someone that I can identify with. | |
I can't identify with anyone I see ever. | |
You can't identify with. | |
I walked down, I talked about this a lot when I'd be in New York City, and I'd walk down the sidewalk and you'd see a group of three or four black guys, and they're, you know, doing drugs, they're talking, you can't even understand what the fuck they're saying, there's something blasting very loudly near them, and I have nothing in common with them. | |
And I'm sure they have nothing in common with me, don't get me wrong, I'm not thinking that. | |
But how are we the same countrymen? | |
You know, all different religions and races, we're together and we have our differences, but we're all Americans and we, when we work together, I look at that and go, there is zero I have in common with them. | |
I could not share anything with them. | |
I couldn't commiserate with them about anything being American. | |
They're an alien fucking being just occupying some space in my country. | |
Imagine we were invaded by Russia or say Israel kept ramping up but it involved Lebanon and Iran and then China and Russia. | |
started backing Lebanon and all of a sudden you're conscripted. | |
We didn't get enough volunteers. | |
We all have to go. | |
I just realized the email notification is the white smoke alarm bleep. | |
Yes, yes. | |
I heard that. | |
Can you imagine like the black guys in the hood in New Orleans and like Joe Cumia? | |
Yeah. | |
Rat boy. | |
I mean, sorry, a rat like Ben Ratner on a plane. | |
It would be like Con Ed. | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
There would be, no, Con Air, sorry. | |
Con Air, Con Ed, yeah. | |
Electric company? | |
There would be zero, like, we'd be looking at each other going like, I guess we're going to Afghanistan. | |
No camaraderie. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
Nothing. | |
No camaraderie. | |
I think that might even be true of the MLB. | |
Like, the Mets are doing terrible as usual, but I look at them and I think, when they're on tour, on the bus, it must be the Spanish guys on one side and the English-speaking guys on the other side. | |
Because I know in Montreal, when we would have parties, even though everyone was bilingual, the French people would inevitably air to the kitchen, and the English people would air to the living room. | |
And we just would, because inside jokes and stuff, we would separate. | |
And that's got to be the way it is with the MLB, with the Mets, for example. | |
And that's the way it's going with America. | |
Even here in Germany, when you put a key in, you tilt it to the right to open. | |
Like when it's just a click and not a full click. | |
In America, you click it to the left to open the door. | |
It's backwards here. | |
I noticed on my BMW, when I'm doing my GPS, if I go clockwise, it actually zooms out. | |
That's fucking weird. | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
So to get closer, I have to go counterclockwise on my GPS, which is not in my DNA. | |
So even Germans and Americans are different. | |
So we keep cramming these people together and we're fucking inexorably different. | |
We don't have the same humor. | |
We don't have the same interests. | |
We don't have the same values. | |
The lie, though, that they keep trying to convince you that it's not only okay, it is great, and it's better than being in a homogenous society. | |
And they just keep pushing it, pushing it, when, I swear to you, there is not one single example of a society being homogenous, having multicultural come in a multicultural groups of people and it getting better. | |
It just doesn't fucking work that way. - The only exception and they keep harping on it is restaurants. | |
And I always say- - Yeah, again, the food. | |
Okay, so you like a variety of servants. | |
So you're an aristocrat. | |
You're a Prussian king. | |
Right. | |
Ethiopians serving you one day, and then Mexicans serving you one day, and then some weird Israelis serving you one day. | |
That's fine, okay. | |
But there's more to life than fucking servants. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
It doesn't work. | |
It's a huge failed fucking experiment, but it's not even an experiment. | |
It was purposefully done to just fuck this country up. | |
We all know this now. | |
It's blatantly obvious. | |
So, you know. | |
Well, I'm glad you bring that up because I always say that's the dichotomy of the network. | |
The network is basically you and I, Rolling Stones and the Beatles, and I always say when we talk about the degradation of the West, are they evil or retarded? | |
The beauty of compound censored is you get both. | |
Yes. | |
It seems to be more on the evil side. | |
I err more on the retarded side. | |
Obviously, there's a lot of crossover. | |
There's evil and retarded. | |
Oh, yes. | |
I could be just as retarded as Gavin. | |
Please. | |
You got your retard in my evil. | |
You got your evil in my retard. | |
I see the White House as the DMV, but I'm totally open to the idea that the globalists have been planning every step of this to destroy us. | |
So that's the only question that remains, by the way. | |
Are they inept when they ruin us, or are they doing it on purpose? | |
That's the only thing that you should be asking yourself. | |
Very difficult to figure that one out because there's no way you can give them any credit for being clever. | |
It's very difficult to look at what they've done and go, wow, that has to be their cunning. | |
Look at Joe Biden! | |
If you're going to choose a puppet, get one that can speak English. | |
Pete Buttigieg would have been a better puppet than Joe Biden. | |
Anyone would have been a better puppet. | |
They thought they were going to be able to drag him over. | |
They came close to getting him over that finish line. | |
That debate fucking was the worst decision they could have possibly made, unless again, it was done on purpose and they're being very clever, or it was complete incompetence on his team's part, thinking he could get through that debate and get spit out the other end as a better candidate. | |
You know, who knows? | |
Would that have been a win for them? | |
Like, what if he did great? | |
And then he won the election. | |
You guys fucked up like your puppet is broken. | |
They tried. | |
They tried to drag him across and they couldn't do it. | |
So now this woman who was just the epitome of piece of shit, useless, failed, dumb, obnoxious. | |
No one liked her. | |
And then in a week, She is the greatest possible candidate we ever had in the United States. | |
And I'm supposed to believe, you know, the media and everyone that's pumping her up. | |
Well, at least that we can move forward without being unburdened by the past, which I think means don't look into my past because I got a lot of skeletons in my closet. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
A lot of dick. | |
A lot of dick in her closet. | |
Please don't look there. | |
My ass has been unburdened by all those cocks. | |
I don't want to be burdened with you bringing it up. | |
Yeah. | |
Wonderful. | |
Gavin, you have fun in Germany. | |
I will. | |
When are you coming home? | |
Sunday night, I think, but then Ryan's going to Wildwood, New Jersey, as all Puerto Ricans do. | |
Yes. | |
I don't think we'll be real live until next Wednesday. | |
That's when we'll be back in studio. | |
Yeah, I'm out tomorrow. | |
I just flew back yesterday from New York, and then tomorrow I fly out for Rochester. | |
Because I'm doing the dabble con with all the W.A.T. | |
Oh, cool! | |
Julie and all those guys. | |
Bob... | |
All the most fun people, where we goof on stuttering, John. | |
Bob Levy, yeah. | |
Craziest thing in world history. | |
A conference, like I could see Germans studying this in a hundred years. | |
There was a conference in America where they would meet annually to mock one man. | |
He was called Stuttering John, but he was no longer stuttering. | |
He was just an annoying, what we call a buffoon. | |
Yes, a buffoon! | |
And they would go to laugh at him. | |
And he was obviously very verklempt. | |
He was upset by this. | |
Isn't that fucking astounding? | |
It's fucking brilliant. | |
Everyone is somehow making a name and money off of Stuttering John, except Stuttering John. | |
It's such a weird thing happen on here. | |
DabbleCon 2, yeah. | |
It's gonna be roast, karaoke, live podcast, comedy. | |
It's insane. | |
Up there in Rochester. | |
Yeah, I can't wait. | |
So his kid's friend goes, I heard there's like a conference where everyone makes fun of your dad? | |
No. | |
It's a different Stuttering John. | |
Yeah, no, it can't be, right? | |
He's just such an idiot. | |
Such a blithering idiot. | |
That, you know, it demands people make festivals around how stupid he is. | |
That's fantastic. | |
I love it. | |
Well, have fun. | |
Will you be back for the next Compound Sensor? | |
Yes, yes. | |
I fly out tomorrow. | |
I come back on, I believe, Sunday night. | |
Monday morning? | |
Yeah, I'll be back Monday. | |
All right, well, I'll see you back in the compound censored normal chairs. | |
Yes, yes, indeed. | |
Have fun, be careful in Germany, and we'll see you soon. | |
Everybody, thank you for your support. |