Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML S6E19 - LONDON IS BURNING

Aug. 5, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML S6E19 - LONDON IS BURNING

Even if you live by the river, the collapse of the West affects us all. We've got trannie boxers beating our women and unassimilated foreigners stabbing our daughters. According to the authorities, the only thing worse than all this death and destruction is noticing.

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Not made stone, it's my boy, my love.
	Don't be fascination, just move along.
	You're right.
	You're right.
	Where's my pen?
	There it is.
	That's a fun new band.
	Called Saloon Dion.
	I don't get the joke.
	Is there a pun there I'm missing?
	Yes.
	Oh, Celine Dion.
	Don't wait.
	God, that almost makes me want to restart the show.
	That's so embarrassing.
	Sorry, Celine Dion's not on my radar.
	She's got a new movie out where she's like dying of some horrible disease, screaming in pain.
	Not like anyone cares.
	So what was that song?
	That was called.
	I Don't Feel.
	Post-Punk Dudes from Bristol.
	Bristol's like a cool little town.
	That's where Tricky's from.
	It's made of mud, so they can't have buildings more than four stories higher.
	It sinks.
	Which ends up making a little quaint environment.
	I remember I used to trade tapes with the guy in Bristol, and his address ended with flat above Cloud 9, which was a record store.
	That's British addresses.
	We've got a lot to talk about with Britain today.
	It's on fire.
	It's burning.
	A bunch of racists are mad that some Muslims, or sorry, an African migrant, sorry, an African citizen, sorry, someone from Wales whose dad is a Hutsi, a Netutsi.
	Oh, gosh.
	He murdered four girls, injured eight.
	And the Brits have the audacity to be upset.
	So we'll be getting into that.
	But let's look a little more at Celine Dion here.
	Saloon Dion.
	Great jams.
	What's this song called?
	I can't see it.
	Deal or no deal.
	Deal or no deal.
	Turn it up, yo.
	Don't tell them we like them or they might get mad.
	Jump in the middle somewhere.
	Fire!
	Welcome to my bootleg flag!
	Welcome to my bootleg flag!
	What's the next one?
	13?
	I'm trying to get Tommy Robinson on the line to discuss this because he's, according to the authorities, he's the reason everyone's rioting.
	Not the stabbed girls.
	I think he's on the lam actually, so he's not an easy guy to get a hold of.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	Fuzzy Pulse Punk.
	Just a great clean in the house span.
	Put that on and go tidy.
	Another great thing to put on when you are tidying is this show.
	I realized, I don't know why it took me so long to realize, but for some reason we make the Friday show free, the first half.
	That's retarded.
	The Friday show is a very unique show.
	We have God spin a wheel and we ask him what topics to discuss.
	A lot of people hate it.
	I don't think it represents the show.
	So I'm going to randomly choose shows during the week to make the free show.
	Today we'll choose Monday.
	I know we just had a free show on Friday, but it's a free show today, which means we have to read something from our sponsors, thcextract.com.
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	You know how I always say, and this is now to the freeloaders, how this show is like a wee bit of sanity in a world gone mad.
	And it's like a post-apocalyptic movie where you're calling out to other people.
	You think, am I the only sane person?
	Am I the only person that remembers Hoctua Harris's response to she called ICE to KKK?
	Her response to the police was to defund them.
	She was totally against fracking.
	She said Medicare for all, including illegals.
	We have amnesia in this country.
	So she says ridiculous things like this.
	Not to mention when she was a prosecutor, she was throwing every black dude in prison for 20 years for smoking a marijuana cigarette.
	So all of that, we're just forgetting.
	We're putting on the back burner.
	And you hear all that and you go, am I crazy?
	Like, I've known Biden was nuts for four years.
	I knew his brain was garbage when he was running.
	And now they're pretending he just got bad this week?
	No.
	So it's like a post-apocalyptic movie where you're calling out to people and then you tune into this station and you go, holy shit, there's other people out there who feel the exact same way as me.
	And then I saw Planet of the Apes with my youngest boy, who, by the way, has become an alcoholic.
	He broke into our liquor cabinet and I caught him drinking Kahula.
	And I said, what's going on?
	He'd barfall over the front of his shirt and he goes, chock of milk.
	And I was just like, what the fuck?
	Just kidding.
	He's in the studio right now because my wife is away and I'm forced to babysit the little turd.
	Actually, that's a joke, but I was talking to Kavanaugh's coach once and he goes, yeah, when we were young, I'd be about four.
	My sister would be sex and they'd leave us alone for hours.
	They'd go out to the pub.
	So we would just sit at home and drink Cahula.
	Like, I'm making a crazy joke to make my son laugh because he's sitting over there.
	But that is his life.
	That's Coach Kavanaugh's life.
	Imagine you come home and your four-year-old is plastered.
	Like, isn't that...
	Can't they fall asleep forever?
	When the parents get home, do they go, huh?
	My four-year-old is shit-faced again.
	Oh, well, moving on.
	They couldn't carry a tune to save their life.
	Okay, I think we've gone from no drops to a few too many drops.
	I know this isn't what you want, right?
	And I'm sorry.
	So I keep making that analogy.
	And then I'm watching Planet of the Apes, and it happens.
	The analogy happens.
	Thank you.
	Hello?
	That's me.
	Do you hear me?
	Yes, Paul.
	We're in Indiana.
	Where is you?
	It's getting here.
	Another voice out there.
	Tell me where you are.
	What's your location?
	What are our coordinates?
	South Bronx.
	But we're everywhere.
	So that was very heartening to see, and that's why you should subscribe to this network.
	Now, don't panic, subscribers.
	I'm not going to be doing this again for the rest of the week.
	Next week, I'll probably do Tuesday.
	Week after that, probably Wednesday.
	You seeing a pattern here?
	I saw this now.
	I hate pickup artists.
	That's lame.
	It's like get your body count up, meet a bunch of brads.
	That's like pornography.
	It's depressing and sad.
	But you should talk to people.
	And if you're single, remember the old days of Proud Boys?
	Dante Nero said, lay five bricks.
	Go out and talk to people.
	This is the problem with the Doom scrolling in the phones.
	You forget that there's other people in the world.
	When you're in an Uber, ask him how business is.
	If he's probably from another land, ask him where he's from.
	Oh, the Congo?
	I hear it sucks.
	What's going on over there?
	Talk to people.
	I talk to so many Uber drivers.
	They'll be talking to each other through me.
	Like, they'll tell me, yeah, there's this thing where if I'm trying to go home, it'll set me up with trips that head me home.
	And there are Uber drivers I talk to that don't know that, and I'll tell them that, yeah, it's in the app.
	I know more about Uber than somebody else.
	Wait, what do you know about Uber?
	I didn't understand that.
	It takes you home?
	Yeah, if I want to go home, it'll give me rides just in the direction that I want to go home in.
	And there are other, there's plenty of Uber drivers that don't know that.
	I'm like, yeah, it's in the app.
	I still don't understand.
	So let's say I'm in Brooklyn.
	Okay.
	And I want to go to the Bronx.
	Yep.
	Instead of sending me to Long Island or New Jersey, it'll send me towards my home.
	I'm saying I want to go back to the Bronx to end my home.
	Why would it send you to Long Island if you want to go to the Bronx?
	Well, it would if you didn't tell it that.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, so you're Ubering all day and you say, I'd like to go home to the Bronx, please.
	Oh, as a driver.
	Yes.
	Oh, I see.
	I'm talking, I'm using an Uber conversation to have a conversation.
	How did you find that out?
	Just by talking to them.
	Yeah, because sometimes they'll go, well, I've seen cab drivers say that back in the car service days.
	They'd go, where are you headed?
	And I'd go uptown.
	They go, ah, I know.
	Right.
	It's like that.
	I would do if you were doing West Village.
	Oh, so you can do that.
	I've helped Uber drivers.
	Well, a lot of them are retarded, which we'll be dealing with shortly.
	Well, Dominican.
	Speaking of retards, it's not reserved for refugees and immigrants.
	We have our own homegrown retards here in the country.
	Retardation knows no bounds.
	Homeless takeover city nabes, the invasion of homeless, mentally ill, and drug abusing people over large parts of Manhattan's west side is full-blown.
	It's a humanitarian crisis, greeting millions of tourists and office workers who arrive in midtown, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah.
	The Western world is falling apart.
	And today we'll cover that, but it's like this boxing fiasco we're going to get into.
	The riots in Britain.
	The junkies everywhere.
	It's not just the West Village.
	It's not just Philadelphia.
	I didn't put this in the notes, but I just sent this to a buddy in Seattle this morning.
	And what do you think of when you think of Seattle?
	I think of it as like a, a, oops.
	I think of it as like mountain bikers.
	Sure, it's pretty woke, like Portland and stuff, but I think of it more as like people who enjoy the outdoors.
	They wear Patagonia.
	They like finding swimming holes and swimming there in the cold.
	It rains a lot.
	I don't really think of it as junkies lying on the street in encampments, but that's what it is.
	It's just as bad as Philly.
	It's kind of like what I mean about the American divorce.
	Like, we've given up on these major cities.
	I don't go into New York anymore since Anthony closed down the studio.
	As or when last time he went to the Pacific Northwest, but I think you're going to be surprised because Seattle.
	Seems kind of drunk, doesn't he?
	He's going to be surprised.
	He's going to be as surprised as you guys.
	Yeah, a cocktail is $15.
	I'm in Seattle right next to Pike's Place Market.
	It's not the same Seattle you might have remembered today and tonight.
	I'm going to show you guys what that is.
	I can show you guys inside Seattle.
	Right next to Pike's Public Market, one of the biggest markets in the world.
	You can see the show on that screen in the bar if you want.
	You can move it to Merit Street.
	Literally two blocks down the street, one of the biggest open-air markets of illegal substances happening right now.
	Check it out.
	This is on Pike Street on Third Avenue.
	Like, that could be Philly.
	That could be the West Village.
	That could be Paris, by the way.
	All those people are using a drug that starts with the letter F. I can't stay here on TikTok because it might block this video.
	Because TikTok's owned by the Chinese who produce the fentanyl.
	If you watch Breaking Bad, you can put that together.
	They're using clear and the drug that starts with F. And F is 50 times stronger than the drug that starts with H that people used to do.
	But now, since this new drug that starts with the letter F is taking over this.
	And there's a newer fentanyl, by the way, that's 50 times stronger than fentanyl that's going around.
	People are at the point now where they don't want heroin.
	Heroin, fentanyl used to be a substitute for heroin.
	Now people are going, heroin, gross.
	Can we jump right to the George Floyd stuff?
	Anyway, this was what I was talking about a second ago.
	1-5.
	This dude laying bricks.
	It's a good way to be, I think.
	Even if people tell you to fuck off, which they would in New York, this chick is so hot, it's insane.
	You look very cute today.
	I love your smile, too.
	I love your smile, too.
	What race is that?
	Can we make more of those in a lab?
	Is that like Puerto Rican?
	Could be Puerto Rican, could be Colombian, Chilean, Argentinian.
	It's some sort of Hispanic white.
	Yeah.
	And I don't know what that does to orthodontists, but it's great for the teeth.
	Hey, Crest.
	You know what happened last night?
	I went to see Deadpool and Wolverine with my son at the Alamo, which is totally overpriced, but pretty great.
	Movies kind of sucked.
	It was a hodgepodge of movie.
	I've been railing against Deadpool this whole week.
	Oh, really?
	Well, the reviews are in, and the critics are very happy.
	Yeah.
	Well, 95% raving reviews.
	It's an idiocracy movie.
	Well, they break the fourth wall so many times.
	Like, he looks at the camera and talks about Disney and stuff, and you're just like, okay.
	As I was saying to my boy yesterday, it's sort of like a DVD director's cut commentary.
	Like, you're never in the movie.
	And then they try to get sentimental at the end when he loves that Monica chick.
	Women are getting older, too.
	Like, that stunningly pretty Monica What's Her Name, who's the love interest in the show?
	She's kind of past her due date.
	And now you're looking at a very attractive granny.
	Same with, what's her name, Jennifer Garner?
	She's Elektra in it?
	Yeah, that chick.
	Insane 10 in her day, but I'm afraid her day may have slipped by.
	So, you know, they're hiding her turkey throat and stuff.
	And then Jennifer Garner comes out and she's Elektra, and you're like, you look like your kids are in college.
	Which I'm not criticizing older ladies, but as sex symbols, she's got to be 50 years old.
	Right?
	How old do you think she is?
	I'm going to say 47.
	Yeah, that's about right.
	How old is Jennifer Garner?
	52?
	So this 52-year-old comes out in like sexy leather pants and you're like, hi, mom.
	What are you doing?
	Anyway, shitty movie.
	So you hated it?
	I just think that the fan base is interesting because when I was watching Bad Boys, the trailer for Deadpool came on and after it ended, they were like, my balls are tingling.
	And then it ends.
	And then the guys behind us were like, I love Deadpool.
	I was like, oh, yeah, you should have seen these guys in the lineup.
	Even my 11-year-old was freaking out.
	They go, first of all, they're trying all the hoppy beers.
	You know, Alamo has all these cool beers.
	And they're like, they said the word, it's giving.
	And they go, it's giving a, like a hoppy kind of a.
	One of the guys had a fire department shirt on.
	And I was like, et two, FDNY?
	No, it's all for like adults and like guys like manly men and manly men.
	Guys that you would think aren't comic book nerds.
	That's what I have a problem with.
	It's swallowing the actual non-comic book nerds.
	Oh, you like it to be just the pure comic book nerds.
	Your people.
	No, I don't read comics.
	Ready for this quote?
	And I had nightmares all night.
	I was tossing and turning, covered in sweat.
	And then I wake up with the sheets soaking wet.
	One of the guys, these are all adults.
	The fireman was probably 40-something, but I'm hoping the other guys were his son.
	And maybe his son is autistic or something.
	I'm hoping that I'm dealing with mentally handicapped people because at one point one of the guys goes, I love Ryan Reynolds.
	Yeah, that's about right.
	And then I think he also, in the same voice, went, Guy's Night.
	I'm appalled.
	Guys Night, I love Ryan Reynolds.
	This has been going on for a long time.
	So in 2012, a guy dressed like Deadpool to promote the video game, you know, he kind of crashes this panel.
	And he says jokes that aren't jokes.
	He says, there's a guy dressed as Waldo.
	He says, are you Waldo?
	He says, yeah.
	He says, I effing found him.
	The comments are like, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
	That's a joke.
	But the OMG so random thing, here, I'll give you a little taste of the cat part.
	Here we go.
	Sorry I shot you.
	Come on homie.
	If we subtract us from the equation, then you just get me.
	And you pick me and us together, and you get Meas.
	Meows, cat.
	Do you want to like die or kill yourself or kill them?
	But somebody has to.
	You want to become a suicide bomber and go to Comic-Con?
	Yeah.
	There's something going on with the Deadpool family.
	Let me explain something, nerds.
	We need you.
	We need you to design computers.
	We need you in medicine.
	We need you in technology.
	We need you in military.
	We need you designing bombs and stuff.
	We don't need you in humor.
	Robots are confused by two things, humor and love.
	Okay?
	You suck at meeting girls, obviously.
	Well, what are the odds you suck at humor too?
	100%.
	So don't even say, I love Ryan Reynolds.
	Just go, a huge fan of Ryan Reynolds.
	I'm really looking forward to this.
	Just do that.
	And then Guy's Night.
	I don't think there's anything you could say.
	I don't think there's a way to say that that's acceptable.
	Hey, guys.
	Guys night.
	No?
	Sarcastically.
	You'd be like, it's guys night.
	You know what I would do at Proud Boys meetups?
	I'd go, guys, I have kind of a fun plan.
	Next year, we are bringing our moms.
	That's funny, no?
	Yeah.
	You could do that.
	And our moms are bringing their dogs.
	Or just, you could say like, God, I wish my wife was here.
	Or, oh, my wife would totally laugh her head off at that.
	That's funny.
	They might not get it.
	They might not, they might just get it.
	They might be, oh, yeah, she's funny.
	Anyway, let's get to this throwing bricks guy.
	Because this is a good way to be.
	Take care of us.
	You got her number.
	You better be a sexy guy.
	That would be weird.
	No, that's bullshit.
	Morning, guys.
	On vacation?
	Welcome to Miami.
	Enjoy the sun while you got it, okay?
	Have a good day, guys.
	Enjoy.
	Let's go.
	She seems busy.
	She must be on the scene.
	Can I just say you look very cute today?
	I disagree, but okay.
	Just wanted to tell you that.
	Have a good day, right?
	Yeah, let's go.
	I can't give a compliment.
	She's in the middle of a photo shoot.
	That would be weird.
	No, that's bullshit.
	You could still give the compliment.
	You look very nice.
	I like the whole vibe with the flowers and the outfit.
	It's gonna come out great.
	I can't push her into the fountain.
	No, that's bullshit.
	Yes, I can't.
	It's a hot day.
	She might appreciate it.
	It's 90 degrees.
	Don't let that doubt or concern or that weak voice in your head stop you from taking action and making progress today.
	She's on the phone.
	So I'm into young guys getting past their stupid fears and talking to chicks, but I'm not into like pickup artists and stuff.
	And some of that stuff is in the middle.
	If I haven't had lunch, then I hate that guy, and I would tell him to go mind his own fucking business.
	But if I had had lunch and I did have a big breakfast, then I'm like, good, man, get out there.
	Hey, you're cool.
	I probably shouldn't have included that in the notes because it's not that definitive.
	This show is meant to be definitive.
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	My eldest boy can lift 185 pounds, so I have to lift 186 pounds.
	My insane trainer said, you should be able to lift twice your body weight last week, which I looked up.
	Well, you looked it up, and it's 1% of the population can do that.
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	So I'm not going to lift 400 pounds ever.
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	If you take PurpleWorks, your whole body starts tingling, and the only way to stop it is to work out.
	So you rape yourself into going to the gym.
	You have no choice.
	Once you've had a scoop, you have no choice.
	Now, you can do a shitty job at the gym, which is another thing I've been pushing a lot.
	People think you got to go there and become that, what's his name?
	David Goggins?
	Deadpool.
	No, the black guy.
	David Goggins, yeah.
	Yeah, who runs like for 47 hours.
	No, that's called overachieving.
	Do not do that, what that guy does.
	Do not become John Joseph from the Cro-Mags.
	Become you.
	Go give 90%.
	Screw 110%.
	If you don't feel like going to the gym, it's because you're still sore, you're tender, you're not into it.
	Then go and do, like if it's boxing, do like six rounds.
	When I say six rounds, I don't mean sparring.
	I mean like two speed bag, two heavy bag, slip rope, double end bag.
	Then go home.
	They'll make fun of you at the gym.
	They'll call you the toughest guy in Larchmont.
	Ignore that.
	They'll call you the mayor of Cupcakeville.
	That's going to sting.
	Ignore it and enjoy yourself.
	Same with reading.
	I won't go back on the same tangent, but you don't have to read a whole book.
	Just dip your nose in.
	If you're having trouble meeting your standards in life, lower your standards.
	It's not all or nothing.
	God, it is hot as balls in here.
	This AC doesn't work anymore, bro.
	I don't know what happened.
	But you're right.
	Like, what is going on here?
	I'm wearing a suit.
	I'm cooking.
	Remember that one time they had to, like, take, it looked like just the hair of 5,000 cats out of the ducts?
	It was, like, pouring, like, these little debris?
	We're going to have to call in Miami Mike.
	Named as such because he grew up, despite growing up in New Rochelle, he followed the Miami Heat.
	What's the Miami football team?
	Oh, Miami Dolphins?
	Miami Dolphins.
	It's 75 degrees in here.
	And we have set to 64.
	Yeah.
	Oh, well.
	Okay, we're ready to start the show.
	Normally I'd cut people off now, but I'm not going to.
	Monday's meant to be a casual, laid-back, chill show, but this boxer and the state of The UK makes it such that we may not lay back on our laurels.
	I don't know when I'm going to cut off the freeloaders, but I thought this was Ryan's technique.
	He wears his illegal face guard when he does boxing matches.
	Not according to Ricky Fraser, a professional boxer.
	But go ahead.
	Well, it doesn't matter what Ricky Fraser says.
	The law is amateur fights cannot have face guards.
	I think he said the opposite.
	I don't care.
	I'm telling you.
	Okay.
	Look it up.
	Amateur fights, they're very, very strict.
	What about a smoker?
	Even the headgear that you wear, it can look like mine, but it has to be the certified kind.
	But the face guard is definitely illegal.
	I haven't heard one person say that to me.
	That fight professionally.
	That's irrelevant.
	Including Sam Hyde.
	Sam Hyde?
	He fought professionally.
	Technically a professional.
	He's on boxing rec.
	He's on box rec?
	Yes.
	Pull him up.
	All right.
	Samothon Hyde.
	His full name.
	Don't dox him.
	It's just a fact.
	I don't really care what other boxers think.
	Oh, yeah, there he is.
	Oh, there he is.
	Jeez.
	Who am I to doubt?
	But I've heard people say those things are really bad.
	Yeah.
	Because they can bend and break your nose.
	He said it gives no advantage.
	In fact, it takes away your sight.
	And then also it gives more of a target.
	So then it could hit it.
	And then, yes, I was doing this the whole time, like readjusting it.
	Yeah.
	But they're illegal is the point.
	They're not illegal.
	No matter what people have said to you on the street.
	Like, where's Sam Hyde, by the way?
	There he is.
	Nope.
	Yep.
	Candyman?
	Yep.
	Samuel Hyde, Candyman.
	Holy shit.
	Yep.
	He had a fight.
	You don't remember that?
	I didn't know it was a certified pro fight.
	It was a pro fight.
	What were the stats on it?
	Go back.
	He won.
	The other guy lost.
	1KO.
	Candyman.
	That's on boxing, right?
	That's crazy.
	He came out to Strawberry Letter 23.
	Ding, ding, ding.
	What's it with?
	This guy named...
	He's a one-man dude?
	He's a one-name dude.
	That's just this.
	I forget.
	Like Madonna?
	Yes.
	I think it is Madonna, actually, yeah.
	Oh, he fought Madonna?
	Well, that's easy.
	She is a 65-year-old woman.
	Shouldn't have even.
	I am Thompson.
	It's all like one word without...
	Still funny, right up to the...
	That sucks.
	Here's the most replayed.
	Body shots hurt way more.
	He's just running out with steam whenever he can.
	His hands are down.
	Everyone's hands are down.
	That didn't look very good.
	Why is everyone screaming?
	Imagine feeling that, though.
	Let me see it again.
	It was kind of a push punch, but it was...
	That doesn't make it feel any better.
	Just doesn't have a snap.
	Speaking of boxing, let's just check in with Ryan in the long term.
	I remember the first time you started boxing, I could understand you a lot better.
	And recently, I think you should probably put your hands up more.
	Let's juxtapose early Ryan with late Ryan and check out the evolution.
	Okay, wait.
	1.6?
	Oh, okay.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	Yeah, we just did 1.5.
	It stands to reason.
	You're surprised that we're jumping to 1.6?
	Wait a minute.
	That's what I was going to say.
	Oh, yeah, I fucked up.
	I thought I had...
	Let me guess.
	Can I maybe describe it?
	Yeah.
	Is it an Asian...
	Yeah, it's an Asian guy.
	Are they short or tall?
	And I think it's Muhammad Ali's granddaughter who's doing interviews.
	And she goes, you might want to get your hands up a little more, but that's up to you.
	And he's like, well, yeah, I enjoy boxing.
	And, you know, the fans like it.
	They like to see some action.
	And then they show him like 10 years later.
	And he's like, get at it and go 110%.
	It might be in my notes somewhere.
	It's definitely not tomorrow.
	Oh, here it is.
	It's in the Tuesday notes.
	2-0.
	Did you send those?
	Oh, yes, you did.
	Yeah.
	It's quicker to check the inbox than to ask me if it's in your inbox.
	Yeah, this is it.
	He's 6'3 ⁇ .
	He's tall.
	He's huge.
	One would maybe advise you, Naam, to keep your hands up a little bit more.
	He hit me a lot of time, but it's no big deal.
	That's great, though.
	No big deal.
	Naam, dude, you're still fighting, huh?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Whoa, Muay Thai, pro Muay Thai.
	Dude, and you just recently told me that you wanted to do 47 Muay Thai fights.
	I haven't had any pre-I still run spar.
	What I do, I mean, I lift weights.
	I don't have heavy, I don't have heavy.
	He's not six weeks.
	I lift weights.
	I don't lift heavy.
	Um, that's true.
	Started out looking like Jake Shields, Asian Jake Shields.
	Dude, you have the potential to become the president of the United States.
	Okay, sorry.
	So Peyton McNabb, she was the rugby chick.
	They say she got brain damage.
	She doesn't look like it.
	I've seen her in interviews, but she's been speaking out against all this boxing bullshit because she got nailed by a dude.
	And 100% of the time you see these trans athletes, you never go, wait, that's a dude?
	Oh my God.
	It looks like Kate Winslet.
	I had no idea that that was a guy.
	It always looks not just like a guy.
	It looks like a guy's guy, like a contractor.
	Go to 1-6, Peyton McNabb was just 17 when a 5'11 transgender opponent was allowed to play in the girls' volleyball, struck her in the face with a ball which threw her to the ground and knocked her out.
	Oh, yeah, this was volleyball.
	Remember this one?
	I don't.
	Wham!
	As she lay unconscious, he cackled with delight, according to onlookers.
	Like, I'm not a feminist.
	I'm not a human rights guy, but you dug me out of the woodwork.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I've never been a gay rights dude until they were throwing gays off buildings, and then I went, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Take it easy on those homos.
	I've never been concerned with the safety of women in sports until you started knocking them out and cackling with delight.
	Look how pretty she is, by the way.
	Hi, boys.
	I'm retarded.
	Go to 17.
	She's not impressed with our current boxing environment.
	That's her, the same girl.
	Bless her heart.
	This is absolutely disgusting and morally wrong.
	Shame on IOC Media and the Democrats for allowing this bullshit.
	And there she is.
	We talked about her last week.
	By the way, did you notice with the Godwheel, he didn't want us to talk about the female boxing?
	And I thought, dude, it's the hottest story.
	Then Anthony covered it to death.
	Elijah covered it to death.
	When God chooses stories for us, he has the whole network in mind.
	And I appreciate that.
	God was right.
	We were wrong.
	Here's another detail about this guy.
	Now, I hope we get to this, but everyone is going, no, it's just a weird chemical reaction when you test his blood and he gets X, Y chromosomes by accident.
	And here's a picture of him as a little girl.
	And I don't believe you that that's a picture of him as a little girl.
	What proof do we have?
	B, why are we trusting a shithole Muslim country like Algeria for playing fair?
	You understand that playing fair is a Western concept.
	In fact, in China, the culture is if you don't cheat, you're a loser.
	If you're not ripping people off, you're a fag.
	That's the general culture.
	I noticed this in Costa Rica too.
	Like if you were to go to the bathroom and leave your wallet there, your friend would take your money.
	And that's like a haha.
	It's not dishonorable.
	It's like punch buggy red.
	Ha ha, you left your wallet out, bonk.
	So China doesn't have the same standards as we do.
	They don't understand not ripping off a logo or a design or an invention.
	So of course they're going to lie to us and send us bullshit pictures.
	But there's evidence everywhere like this picture.
	Why isn't he wearing a hijab?
	His country is 100% Muslim.
	I've seen pictures of him working out.
	Have you ever seen a female Muslim boxer?
	They wear the hijab.
	They've got some Nike thing that has cotton and breathes.
	But they're supposed to wear the hijab at all times.
	The only person who can see their hair is their lover, their husband behind closed doors in their own home with their family.
	Is that a woman from a strictly Muslim country?
	100% Muslim, by the way.
	It's not like it's kind of Muslim.
	I don't know.
	You can make your gender Michael Knowles or 1.9.
	Why does he have to protect his vagina from punches?
	When was the last time you saw a boxer go, oh, right in the vagina?
	Oh, I'm going to be sitting this one out.
	And look at the woman he's fighting.
	She doesn't have a jockstrap.
	Interesting.
	Pretty compelling.
	This is one of the coolest.
	This was pretty cool in the Olympics, the black dudes who had their fists up.
	I think it was like 1969.
	One of the more retarded things about it is one of the guys forgot to bring his gloves, which is why one of them has his right hand up and the other one has his left hand up because they ran out of hands.
	They didn't have enough gloves.
	So that's embarrassing.
	But this, I think, is cooler.
	Like, what an awesome moment.
	And I know Taiwan is separate from China, but I lived in Taiwan.
	It's the same culture as China.
	It's just more civilized because it's capitalist.
	But they still are ripoff artists.
	Made in Taiwan.
	And so she throws up the XX chromosome symbol after he beat the shit out of her.
	Here's more proof.
	Emain is a dude.
	2-1.
	I mean, I got to just list all this.
	Yeah, this is my favorite one.
	The birth certificate of Emain, Inane, we'll call him Kelliff, that declares her female was only issued in 2018.
	Huh.
	So I guess that means he's six years old, 19 years after she was born and exactly when Kellef's career as a quote-unquote female boxer began.
	The issue date reads 2018-0401.
	The official stamp also reads 2018.
	Kellef's father has shown the document publicly as proof.
	How inbred are you, by the way, if you think that's good, good proof to show a 2018 birth certificate?
	Both of these stories, by the way, the Muslim man beating up women and the rioting in Britain, it's both Muslim-related.
	I gotta see if I'm supposed to pick up my son from camp.
	Excuse me for a second.
	When the Mrs. is away, I'm Mr. Mom and the co-head of Compound Censored.
	You want to talk about woke?
	I'm woke.
	Here's the Mexican we showed last week showing her face after Inane punched the shit out of her.
	Looking great.
	And like I said, I don't know if I said this last week, but I consider female boxing a different sport.
	When you're boxing a man, it's playing pool while someone throws bowling balls at you.
	At any moment, you could be completely debilitated.
	I don't think That's true of female boxing.
	I don't think they get the same kind of knockouts that men get.
	So it's more about speed and tactics and oh, I got you there and got you there.
	It's almost like when you spar and you're not trying to hurt the guy, boop, bop, boop.
	I see them hit the heavy bags at the gym.
	I would put my testicles in between their glove and the bag.
	I'd put my bag, they could use my bag as a speed bag.
	I'll lie flat on the top of that thing.
	I'll thread my nuts through a hole there and they can just go, but it's a bit of a bit of a bit of it.
	What the hell are you?
	I could be eating a sandwich and not be remotely nauseous while they do that.
	So you've taken out that sort of Russian roulette of getting a super bomb to the head.
	I have no problem with that, by the way.
	But it's a different sport.
	When you add men to it, these girls are going, what the hell just hit me?
	Here it is crying.
	Two, three.
	I don't know what it's crying about.
	I'll be crying tears of victory after beating the shit out.
	Uh-oh.
	Leroy's defending us.
	Thank you, Leroy.
	And the majority of the people of the country are going to be able to do this.
	Okay, go to the top of this.
	Do dogs bark at women?
	Algerian boxer.
	What?
	Do dogs bark at women?
	I guess.
	Yes.
	The development comes days after scrutiny online.
	Khalif defeated Anna Luca Hamari of Hungary in the quarterfinals, meaning the boxer is guaranteed to at least win a bronze medal.
	Caliph failed the International Boxing Association's eligibility tests last year, which blocks athletes with male XY chromosomes.
	two four Inane Kelly fighting in today beat the female boxer Anna Luca Hamari.
	Here's a short clip that shows a difference in punching power.
	Look at that punch.
	Look, she gets him with a right hook.
	Look at that.
	Devastated with his right and his left.
	And then look what she does when she punches him.
	It's a tap.
	And so guess who is in the finals of the female boxing?
	Who?
	You'll never guess which two people are going to be neck and neck competing for the gold.
	Best boxers, best female boxers in the world are both dudes.
	That's who we finally have.
	A dude from Taiwan and a dude from, it's Algeria, right?
	After defeating all the women, two biological men will compete for Olympic gold in women's boxing.
	Awesome.
	Maybe you should chill on the masculine poses.
	Well, they always do that.
	I know.
	Remember Fannin Fox?
	Whatever his name is?
	Oh, yeah.
	The MMA dude?
	After he pulverized a woman, smashed her face in, he went like, yeah, yeah, is that all you got, motherfucker?
	I'm not even immasculine enough to do it.
	Fallon Fox.
	Fallon Fox.
	He's all like, yeah, I just killed a bitch.
	There you go.
	Knee the bitch in the face.
	They don't show his reaction after, but he's very happy with himself.
	Oh boy.
	Look at this shit.
	Look at that pretty young lady.
	End transgenocide as she commits gendercide and beats the shit out of a woman.
	Okay, last thing on the boxing.
	The Boxing Association held a press conference, I assumed, saying the Olympics is bad for business.
	We don't approve.
	Both boxers were initially subjected to a chromosomal test by an independent laboratory in Istanbul.
	Complaints from coaches and competitors.
	Both boxers were retested in India during the 2023 Women's World Boxing Championships.
	Keep going.
	You guys both have a very large fecal count.
	Both boxers were found to have XY chromosomes.
	Both boxers were informed of the results.
	Both boxers were given the opportunity to appeal.
	The IBA offered to pay for the majority of the cost to allow both boxers to appeal.
	Lin Yu Ting did not appeal the decision.
	Inain Khalif appealed the decision and then withdrew the appeal.
	You can tell this guy's cracked some skulls in his day, huh?
	Let's hear a bit of it.
	who is this giant man behind him concerns from uh boxers coaches um indeed the medical team medical staff this ringside doctors regarding these two boxes in particular blood tests were taken uh When is that giant guy?
	Because it was during the Women's World Championships in 2022 in Istanbul.
	We have a man here who has confirmed he's over 100 feet tall.
	He picked up both of them, said they're as hungry as men, as heavy as men.
	I ruined the joke.
	Blood tests were taken by a lab on a system tip called in Istanbul.
	Oh, I guess it is.
	We can give the license numbers out so you'll be aware of that.
	And the results from that were issued on the 24th of August.
	Sports people are kind of on the spectrum.
	And you'll notice this with like baseball commentary, sports commentary.
	They don't get the visuals.
	Like, I can't tell you how many sports shows are on at the pub, and the closed captions are not on.
	So you just see guys sitting at microphones.
	That's radio.
	You're doing radio.
	We need visual assets, folks.
	All right.
	Speaking of visual assets, I'll briefly point out that I have been released from prison.
	Change the background to Proud Boys just for a second.
	So the New York Times, Alan, what the fuck was his name, Froyer?
	That's Alan Froyer.
	Yeah, that sounds like.
	He said, you were at Gen 6.
	I go, no, I wasn't.
	He laughed and screamed, I've met you before, you moron.
	Okay.
	That douche with the glasses, not the other guy in the tuxedo.
	Ruined his marriage with feminism.
	His wife cheated on me, ended up fucking some 20-something intern.
	Typical New York Times human garbage out to destroy the family.
	Hates family men because that's what he failed to become.
	Billy Crestman is a family man.
	He is, in fact, not me.
	And he spent most of his time on January 6th begging everyone to calm down.
	Did much more than the Capitol Police to clean everything up.
	His marriage fell apart.
	He lost his job all while waiting on remand, imprisoned.
	He just got out.
	Nice.
	So there's his Cash App.
	It's actually his daughter because Cash App was dubious of him.
	Dollar sign KBECK805.
	He's flat broke, obviously, trying to get his life together.
	He's got to rent a U-Haul.
	Show people this URL so they can see it.
	Yes.
	That would be.
	Proud Boys of North Florida.
	NorthFLB.org.
	FLPB.
	F-L-PB.
	NorthFlorida Proudboys.org.
	So if you can, reach into your pockets and throw this guy a little bit of scratch.
	He couldn't have been more innocent that day.
	Like, this isn't one of the guys who broke a window, and that's not a big deal.
	We should get over it.
	He's not even that.
	He was desperate.
	He kept pleading with everyone, guys, calm down.
	Remember an Animal House where the guy was like, calm down at the end?
	It was kind of, it's ironic he looks like me because that was my role in the Proud Boys was just like, please, guys, calm down.
	They mean it this time.
	So this is givsendgo.com slash J6Dad.
	That's an old one of his.
	You said it's still going.
	Yep, still going.
	That's another way you can donate to him.
	But I think the cash tag is cash app is the best way to go.
	And then 2-9, interesting story.
	Remember that ridiculous plea deal that they gave one of the terrorists who planned 9-11?
	They gave him a plea deal.
	And again, the million-dollar question with this show, are they evil or retarded?
	I err on the side of retarded.
	We all went, what are you doing?
	You're releasing the 9-11 guy?
	And they went, no.
	You gave him a plea deal.
	I got it right here.
	No, the plea deal.
	That's not a plea deal.
	It says right here, plea deal, 9-11 guy.
	Okay.
	They are retarded and in some ways.
	Evil.
	Evil.
	So that's been pulled.
	Show that for a second.
	About regarding a major decision that has many loved ones of 9-11 victims hopeful for justice.
	A plea deal reached earlier this week with the alleged mastermind behind the attacks on 9-11 has been revoked, which now could lead to the death penalty.
	John Diaz is in studio for us this morning.
	He's been following the past.
	You killed 3,000 people.
	I think the most born-again Christian is going to be cool with the death penalty.
	And isn't that the wrong guy?
	The very latest, John.
	Yeah, good morning to both of you.
	Well, 9-11 legal advocates are calling the previous agreement a, quote, devil deal, which is why they're extending their deepest gratitude for this rejection.
	Now, the president of the FDNY uniformed a firefighters association as well as the PBA.
	Well, they're praising the new decision.
	A sudden power move by U.S. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin Friday, two days after a military commission reached a plea deal with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the accused mastermind behind the terror attacks on September 11th, 2001, that killed nearly 3,000 people.
	The defendant, along with two alleged accomplices, would have served life sentences if the plea deals had gone through.
	What seemed to be a done deal angered family members who lost loved ones on 9-11 and those who survived free speech is so important.
	We have to embarrass them.
	They hate being embarrassed.
	In fact, when we get to the UK thing in a minute here, I believe one of the biggest reasons that the prime minister and the authorities and the magistrates and the judicial system in Britain is so upset about the rioting is it exposes that their Muslim experiment has failed.
	And there's nothing they hate more than being embarrassed.
	Okay, we're here.
	UK is burning.
	I don't know what backdrop to do for it.
	Any sign of old Tommy Robbs?
	Nope.
	You got a British thing?
	Maybe.
	I don't like the immigration AI thing.
	We got a triangle thing for immigration yet?
	Nope.
	I guess just go back to the main triangle.
	Britain is burning.
	It happened.
	It finally happened and is happening right now, this second.
	What did it take?
	Four girls getting murdered.
	Was it three or four?
	I heard three last.
	Like, it was two at first, and then the poor died.
	So this guy wasn't Muslim.
	He was born in Britain.
	The left portrays him as this innocent sweetheart.
	They show pictures of him in school when he was like eight and nine wearing a school uniform because they're petrified of what's happening, which is Britain waking up.
	And the fascinating thing about it is the two different takes.
	So the right goes, we've had enough of your open borders.
	We've had enough of your lack of assimilation.
	We've had enough of your two tiers of justice where the police enforce only conservatives breaking the law and they totally ignore when people of color break the law, when Muzzies break the law, and you're encouraging violence.
	You're leaving us vulnerable.
	I don't care that this guy was born here, okay?
	He's second generation African, and he's a product of this anti-assimilation Britain.
	Now, we all know the biggest conflict in that part of the world is Catholics versus Protestants.
	It's not just in Northern Ireland, it's all over Scotland.
	I grew up in Glasgow.
	I didn't really go up in Glasgow, but I grew up going to Glasgow, and it was what team do you support?
	The green soccer fans versus the blue soccer fans.
	The Protestants were pro-Briton.
	The Celtics were Irish, had Irish roots.
	That's Glasgow.
	Imagine what Belfast is like.
	I was fascinated when I went to visit Tommy once, and a lot of the soccer hooligan lads were going to Northern Ireland.
	But you're British.
	Up until recently, Brits would have to look under their cars for bombs before they went to work.
	And he was like, yeah, but there's no Muslims.
	Well, there is now.
	And for the first time, I think ever, you are seeing Catholics and Protestants arm in arm fighting this scourge.
	Police separated groups of protesters during an anti-Islam rally and counter anti-racism demonstrations in Belfast.
	anti-racism demonstrations.
	is the uprising.
	So it's not just Britain, but it's mostly Britain.
	Pretty amazing, huh?
	This is the uprising.
	And to call it racist, do you know how many Jamaicans came over here in the 70s and immediately assimilated and drank Guinness and went to soccer matches?
	Thousands.
	But here we are in the UK, and it's three children were brutally murdered by a migrant and the police did nothing.
	So half the country has erupted into mass riots.
	That's what it's about.
	It's not about racism.
	Three children were brutally, so it is three, brutally murdered and the police did nothing.
	That's it, folks.
	The migrants are also throwing acid and hitting people with hammers in the counter protest.
	So we have a problem with IQ here, really.
	I mean, imagine three girls are stabbed to death and the reaction is, what about the backlash?
	Can you imagine if three Muslim girls were doing some Muslim ceremony?
	And you could argue that the Taylor Swift dance contest was a ceremony of sorts celebrating Western pop culture.
	Murdered.
	They would be, remember when that Muslim got kicked in the head at the Manchester airport?
	He had it coming.
	That kid had been punt.
	He knocked out a female cop, broke her face open, and was eventually apprehended, and he got slightly tuned up.
	When that happened, a guy who deserved it, the cop was immediately arrested, and the Muslims were calling for mass riots instantly before we knew what had happened.
	Now we know what's happened, and it's bad.
	So that's what happens when the shoe is on the other foot.
	But the strange thing about these riots in the UK is the way the Muzzis see it is you hate us just because some random asshole who wasn't even Muslim hurt somebody.
	He should be deported, but there's no pattern here.
	And if you see a pattern, you're a racist.
	Therefore, we're fighting you and fighting back hard.
	Because I think, and this is an odd analogy, but the nerds have been running the show here in America for a long time.
	It's been the tyranny of the underdog, the LGBTQ, the losers.
	I mean, since Obama, it's been anti-successful guy.
	It's been shoegazing indie rock.
	I'm a creep.
	I'm a weirdo.
	Patton Oswald, David Cross.
	The nerds have been the cool guys, Jack Black.
	And Trump comes along and goes, no, we're going back to the 80s.
	It's mullets.
	It's actual guys who can fight that are the tough guys.
	And that's what Trump derangement syndrome is.
	It's giving up your power.
	Now, the Muzzies are giving up their power or being, their power is being questioned, I should say.
	And they're going fucking nuts because they've been running the show for decades.
	You can't arrest someone in Luton or the police station will be destroyed.
	So the irony here is that this unassimilated African murders a little girl and the press and the prime minister and the people of color, their reaction is, fuck you, Britain.
	Yes, the prime minister is saying, fuck you, Britain.
	Isn't that bizarre?
	And it makes you ask, okay, well then, if three murdered girls isn't enough for a backlash, what is?
	Tell me when I'm allowed to get mad.
	100 girls?
	Well, if you count the grooming, it is 100 girls.
	So they're throwing acid at people, hitting people with hammers in counter-protest.
	Did you show 3-2 yet?
	Or is that 3-2?
	This is a great British police force.
	Oh, wait, no.
	This is what you're going after.
	Wait, wait.
	You're way down the line.
	Did you show 3-2?
	3-2.
	Yeah, that was the Lord Miles one saying that the police are overwhelmed.
	So it says the police are overwhelmed.
	Let's check in on the police.
	These are the police who are overwhelmed, by the way.
	This is the modern police force over there.
	Look at that midget.
	I've got a midget to deal with the rioters.
	That's smaller than my 11-year-old son.
	What does this country come to?
	It's fucking hilarious.
	Fucking hell.
	We're fucked.
	Go back.
	You got to see that kid again.
	It looks like a kid.
	That's a cop.
	You're going to have respect.
	In a riot.
	That's riot gear.
	What is that thing?
	Is it a girl?
	It's a very short woman, is what it is.
	What's she going to do?
	How embarrassing.
	She's next to you on the front lines.
	Move, bitch.
	Get out the way.
	This is how Poland deals with our refugees, by the way.
	I had to do a double take here.
	I was confused.
	Refugees welcome, it says.
	It's a good 100 feet tall, and it has a guy with a fucking hammer, a dude with a baseball bat, And a 10 holding a tray with a pig's head on it.
	And a cross on her neck.
	I mean, what?
	Like, the bravest skinhead band in the world wouldn't have that as an album cover.
	Nazi skinhead band, I mean.
	Talk about bass.
	Holy shit.
	We have a long way to go.
	Look at the balls.
	Remember, when I was young, we made Polak jokes.
	Now we're the joke, and I'm moving to Poland.
	That was probably a psyop.
	Yeah.
	Make us hate them or think they're dumb.
	3-4.
	This is what's happening over there.
	Good summary.
	Just a fraction of the Brits murdered by foreigners recently.
	That's really like, they're not mad at Muslims per se.
	They're not mad at people of color.
	But foreigners are not assimilating and they are murdering our children and our citizens.
	They expect zero pushback from that.
	So that's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
	Right?
	Nine.
	Oh, wait, sorry.
	No, it's not nine.
	The list goes on and on and on.
	murder, rape, seen as second class citizens.
	There was a scientist on Joe Rogan who talked about this.
	I sent you that vid separately.
	This has been going around.
	It's from a banned interview he did with a scientist.
	But it's made its own way through the internet after being clipped.
	I don't know who found it.
	It's on our site, the whole interview.
	Okay.
	Is that email or text?
	I texted it to you, didn't I?
	Or I texted it.
	Oh, no, it's a link.
	Yeah.
	It's down in the notes, actually.
	Well, we'll get to it, I guess.
	God, our printer sucks, bro.
	Yeah, it could be.
	Does it look like it needs new ink or it actually warps, right?
	It's not that it's low on ink, but everything is blurry.
	What the?
	Anyway, so what's the Guardian?
	The Guardian is the lefty mouthpiece for the establishment, and their biggest fear after three girls dying, being stabbed to death, is we don't want to feel unsafe in the place we love.
	Muslims and asylum seekers fear more far-right protests.
	Oh, this is Aziz Ansari after the slaughter in San Bernardino, where he was like, my parents are scared to go to their mosque.
	He did that like a day after 80 gays were murdered at the Pulse nightclub or San Bernardino, whatever it was.
	It was a lot of innocent people murdered by a Muslim.
	And the New York Times first take was, what about the backlash?
	Faith leaders have been seeking security advice while asylum seekers have decried the ideology of hate and blame after the Southport attacks.
	Yeah, what they should do is say, we're going to be viligent.
	If there's anybody in our community that we think is a shitbag, we're going to hand them over.
	Deport, if there's an incident like this, you deport every single person remotely associated with them.
	So this boy's obviously going back to Africa.
	So is his dad, the mom, the cousins, the aunts, the uncles.
	That's the only way to solve this problem.
	And then the aunts and the uncles will start going, yeah, what's going on with your son over there?
	He's been acting weird.
	Here's some yobs taking down a stand of Qurans.
	Sorry, Qurans.
	This is about the only, I haven't seen a lot of action.
	Well, I should say that they've been burning down police stations.
	There's been a lot of destruction from both sides.
	But imagine the audacity, a day after the murder of these girls, to be selling Qurans, Karens, on the street.
	Take a day off, bro.
	It's not a good look.
	Here's 3-7.
	Some footage of Muslims storming the streets.
	Mass gangs with axes and hammers are hunting down people in Britain that are protesting against open borders.
	This is unrelated.
	They just happen to be doing this.
	How dare you get mad when a foreigner kills four girls?
	Fuck you.
	Literally, haven't we seen something just like this for like way before?
	Oh, yeah.
	A year ago, two years ago?
	They're inbred.
	Look at that white guy wearing the Muslim garb.
	Oh what guys?
	Back from the stream.
	I love Joey.
	3-8.
	The Muslim propaganda during all this is that whites are out hunting blacks for sports.
	So Dilly Hussein is a great source of bullshit.
	A mob of Native patriots lynched a lone black man in Manchester.
	Just an innocent guy minding his own business.
	And these racists scrabbed him for no reason.
	Bullshit.
	And by the way, this is why not to wear Birkenstocks when you're out and about.
	His shoes are gone.
	My eldest boy was wearing slides today to go to work.
	Dude, your job is to play with kids at a camp.
	You're in slides?
	He goes, yeah, there's shoes there I take sometimes.
	How about your own fucking shoes?
	So that's not a pattern?
	And these morons, by the way, these Muslims over there, they think that the EDL is randomly just racist rioting and they want all Muslims to go back to where they came from.
	And they want them to leave England.
	Not possible.
	And for the 50th time, the EDL hasn't existed in 10 years.
	Tommy Robinson Started it.
	It was great.
	They started calling it racist, like they do with every organization they don't like.
	So the EDL burned a Nazi flag to make it clear where they stand.
	And then that wasn't good enough.
	So the feds infiltrated and injected a bunch of actual white supremacists, and that eventually destroyed it.
	So they shut it down.
	That was probably 11, 12 years ago.
	And does anyone know this?
	Nope.
	Check out this interview.
	To look at the violence, hopefully there's some violence today.
	You want there to be violence.
	Hopefully there's some violence today.
	Hopefully there's some violence today.
	If there's any EDL members out there, want to have a fight, get me money here, still.
	Give me.
	Wanna buy some weed as well?
	The EDL.
	We're here to fight the EDL and sell weed.
	Is it not EDL?
	What is screaming?
	What is screaming?
	What are they screaming?
	Get them terrorists off of me.
	What do you mean, get them terrorists?
	If we're all terrorists and I'm a terrorist, come get me man.
	I'm stood amongst them right now.
	Oh wait.
	Still amongst them right now.
	If they're terrorists and I'm a terrorist innit?
	They're not even gonna wanna get me out of there so...
	They're not even terrorists.
	What's happening is on this side, they're saying that they want things like illegal immigration to happen.
	So this side is saying stop.
	Here's the crazy thing those racist soccer hooligans are asking for.
	Closed borders, normal immigration like they've always had throughout history.
	No more fucking free hotels for illegal immigrants.
	No more two-tier justice where you turned a blind eye to Muslim, foreigners, people of color committing crimes, and at the same time have this myopic focus on native-born, mostly white male, Christian Brits, and you come down on them like a ton of bricks.
	No more of that.
	Number five, they want the media to report on this honestly and stop sending us pictures of murderers when they were eight years old in a school uniform.
	None of the things I just listed are remotely controversial.
	What they are not saying is that all Muslims have to be deported.
	They're not saying they want to physically beat up random Muslims like you.
	And they're not racist.
	So the only thing I can glean from all this is you don't understand this simple concept because you're inbred.
	Sorry.
	That's what I'm getting.
	Is he done?
	No.
	Illegals coming in if they're not documented, because there's been reports about children and women have been assaulted and raped and things.
	They want to, basically, it would be safer.
	Yeah, so you kick out the ones that are raping people.
	If I rape someone, if he raped someone, I ain't murdered no one.
	You get me?
	I ain't murdered no one.
	Wait, stop.
	They're not kicking out the people that are raping someone.
	That's our beef.
	We don't want you to be deported because someone who looks like you raped someone, you fucking moron.
	Well.
	So why have I got people accusing me of rare, rare, rare, calling me a terrorist?
	You're not, morons.
	You stupid fucking idiot.
	I feel that's what they're shouting, bro.
	That's what they're shouting.
	They're shouting that we need to get out of the country.
	So man's amongst them.
	Show me.
	They want to try and kick me out of this country.
	Man, stood here right now, in it.
	No one wants to kick me out.
	You get me?
	So that's it.
	I'm done.
	I'm still here.
	If you want to kick me out, come here.
	I'll be stood in the middle of the square.
	Safe.
	Bless.
	Fuck her right in the pussy.
	Fuck her right in the pussy, he adds.
	Great point.
	4-0.
	This is the scientist I was talking about earlier.
	Brilliant guy.
	I like when Joe has scientists on.
	Inbreeding.
	This is your own theory.
	No, no, no.
	Look at someone else's inbreeding.
	Major, major problems.
	I've never heard this before.
	Especially with immigrants in Britain, like the Pakistanis in London.
	They'll have all kinds of serious inbreeding problems because that's an even smaller sample size you're dealing with.
	Strap yourself in for this.
	70% of all Pakistanis are inbred.
	And in Turkey, the amount is between 25 to 30%.
	More stillbirths among immigrants.
	A rough estimate reveals that close to half of everybody living in the Arab world is inbred.
	A large percentage of the parents said, this is blowing my mind.
	So listen to the BBC investigation in Britain several years ago revealed that at least 55% of the Pakistani community in Britain was married to a first cousin.
	Holy shit.
	BBC's research also discovered that while British Pakistanis account for just 3.4% of all births in Britain, they accounted for 30% of all British children with recessive disorders and a higher rate of infant mortality.
	What in the fuck?
	Labor Party MP has called for a ban on first cousin marriage.
	Medical evidence shows that one of the negative consequences of inbreeding is a 100% increase in the risk of stillbirths.
	Wow.
	That is insane.
	I also read somewhere that a lot of the symptoms of inbred people are irrational rage, fanaticism, and they end up just describing ISIS.
	Look at what it says here.
	ISIS.
	That's the IQ points.
	It says, findings on intelligence, research shows that if one parents are cousins, if one's parents are cousins, intelligence goes down 10 to 16 IQ points, the risk of having an IQ lower than 70, criterion for being retarded in quotes.
	Are they using that word?
	Increases 400% among children from cousin marriages.
	Let me say that again.
	The risk of having an IQ lower than 70 increases 400% amongst children from cousin marriages.
	Jesus Christ.
	And why don't we know this?
	Because people don't like the truth.
	Islamophobia.
	They don't like being called Islamophobic by even discussing it.
	Like, we're going to be called Islamophobic for even bringing this up.
	Information has to come out.
	You blew my mind with that.
	So after that, Joe contacted me and he goes, Everyone's calling me an Islamophobe, saying I'm racist and stuff.
	I go, Yeah, that's what happens when you tell the truth.
	And then I got called.
	I saw one person, the way they reported is, I claim that Muslims are too inbred to assimilate into Western society.
	No, it was even more simple.
	Muslims are too inbred to live near us.
	That is a very crude way of putting it, but there's some legitimacy to that interpretation.
	And then what happened when Spotify gave them 100 mil?
	They go, come on in, but kill that episode.
	And it was censored.
	That's why people are riding in the streets, by the way.
	Not because Muslims are inbred, but because you're not allowed to notice that.
	Isn't it weird that all scientists, they have no chin?
	Because, oh, if you have a microscope, you're probably like this like all day.
	So just the chinless.
	That scientist had a pretty strong chin.
	So does this one.
	Look at this.
	You ever do a little shave?
	Why is it so soft?
	We do that again?
	The guy doesn't work out very much.
	It's pushing in.
	No, it's not.
	It's hard as rock.
	It is.
	I wish I had a protractor.
	I have a bit of stubble on my huge chin.
	I haven't shaved today.
	There's a five o'clock.
	This is a five o'clock shadow.
	It's 12.
	Yeah.
	Well, I didn't shave.
	I haven't shaved since yesterday.
	Okay.
	So there's a bit of stubble here.
	Checks out.
	Here they are.
	Here's the Muslims charging the people who are daring to notice.
	The war on noticing.
	Mob of migrants on its way to cover.
	This is all blamed on Tommy, by the way.
	When were those girls murdered?
	When were the three girls in Southport stabbed?
	That's not a way to say it.
	Where was it?
	When was it now?
	Looking it up right now.
	According to Reuters, 17-year-old appeared in English court.
	That's the guy.
	Murder of three young girls at a summer dance class.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	When was that?
	After three young girls killed.
	Attack at this Taylor Swift-themed event.
	July 29th.
	Okay, so Tommy's rally was July 27th.
	Yet he's being blamed for the riots that happened after.
	Yes, it happened after his rally, but more importantly, it happened after three girls were stabbed to death.
	Here's some more Muzzies charging people.
	Look at this.
	You know what this, what you're looking at right now?
	How dare you question our authority?
	We've been running the justice system in the media and the PMs in this country for decades.
	How dare you get outraged?
	How dare you even look over our way?
	Why?
	Because someone who's not Muslim, like their contention is he's not Muslim.
	Yeah, okay, do you want us to look at all the other rapes and murders?
	Because they're in the thousands.
	Liverpool is burning.
	I mean, we're going to get example exhaustion soon.
	Don't worry.
	We're winding it up here.
	Liverpool.
	Liverpool.
	How is this different from BLM and Antifa, Gavin?
	Because George Floyd deserved to die.
	He OD'd himself to death.
	That's what happens when you eat fentanyl.
	Mike Brown had it coming.
	Trayvon Martin, they had begged him to stop fighting.
	George Zimmerman was screaming for help.
	They pretended that those screams were Trayvon's screams and rioted in the streets.
	Breonna Taylor, she hooked up with drug dealers.
	A shootout eventually happened.
	Inevitable.
	They found a dead body in her car.
	She posed with guns.
	Yo, he's got my back.
	Sleep with dogs, you get fleas eventually.
	What's this one here?
	4-4.
	But this backlash is justified.
	That's why it's different.
	The three little girls are much more innocent than the moronic heroes that BLM and Antifa worship.
	George fucking Floyd.
	He was screaming for his mommy.
	Oh, really?
	Who was screaming for their mommy when he pointed a gun into a pregnant woman's belly and then pistol whipped her while dressed as a con Ed guy, while dressed as a utility guy coming to check the meters?
	Hello, Canon.
	Phil Harris here.
	It's been two days since Sir Kir Starmer made his ill-fated communist speech where he told the concerned citizens of the United Kingdom that they were far right.
	In fact, it's been the narrative pretty well all over social media and the mainstream media are blaming certain individuals for the unrest in the country.
	How myopic are people, how short-sighted and near-sighted are people.
	A wise man once said, a house divided against itself cannot stand.
	Wasn't that God who said that?
	We are seeing the outworkings of that in this once great nation.
	So, by Sakir's definition, as a far-right priest in the Church of God, I feel that it is my duty to respond.
	Sakir, I have no idea who is advising you.
	You received a mandate on the back of the lowest electoral turnout for decades and probably the second lowest turnout for a general election in UK history.
	You gained a mere 11 million votes, which means that nearly 39 million people did not vote for you and are not interested in your policies.
	What's with this PM's name, Sakir?
	And the propensity to insult the majority, the silent majority of our nation.
	Today there is an uprising across this once great nation as the political liberal elite have removed themselves and placed themselves above the people that they are supposed to serve.
	History tells us that this does not end well.
	History repeats itself.
	It has to because nobody listens.
	In recent days, we have seen an army officer stabbed 12 times.
	We've seen riots in Leeds for three days where your government was incapable or unwilling to take action other than to return over.
	Remember the fucking Muslims taking over Leeds last week?
	How did the PM react to that?
	Was he using facial recognition software to make sure that doesn't happen?
	No, because the real fear here is someone exposes their malfeasance, their incompetence.
	And their incompetence was importing hordes of Muslims and discouraging them from assimilating.
	That was their mistake.
	Rather than fix their mistake or be honest about it, they are in operation cleanup mode.
	Damage control.
	And the way you do that is penalize anyone who notices.
	Well, the noticing is getting impossible not to notice.
	How do you not see this?
	not c from whence the child was required to be removed for concerns over their well-being two thugs violently assaulted three armed police officers in an airport breaking the nose of a female officer right Right.
	And the cop was promptly arrested.
	the cop there riots in rotherham for the same people who committed the assaults Three little girls were murdered.
	Let me say that again.
	Three little girls were murdered at a holiday club.
	Ten were injured.
	And yet you allow the mainstream media to portray the mass murderer as a sweet choir boy.
	Sword fights and machete attacks occurred in Southend.
	28 men.
	I'll never understand machete attacks.
	How do they last more than 10 seconds?
	Is this a Monty Python sketch?
	Tis but a scratch?
	Someone gets me with a machete in the head.
	I'm out.
	You win.
	If I see a machete, the fight is over.
	Yeah, if I see a machete, I'm going that way.
	You win.
	It's a sword.
	What are you going to do?
	Block it?
	No, you cannot block it.
	Okay, we have reached example exhaustion.
	Last one, four or five, in case any of you still maintain curiosity after all of them examps.
	By the way, this is all free.
	I haven't gone behind the paywall yet.
	So zoom out.
	This guy does a really good job of amalgamating all the live feeds.
	His name is Portland Andy.
	I don't think he's Portlandese, though.
	Is he?
	Oh, maybe he is.
	He's got an American flag behind him.
	So when this shit is going on, he's a great source to see because you get a sort of national perspective on everything.
	And I'm not saying the Muslims were the only ones doing damage.
	The Yobs did.
	They looted.
	They destroyed police stations.
	They're not exactly non-violent during this.
	What I'm saying is I understand.
	I'm not saying they should have killed her, but I understand.
	I think their violence is understandable.
	All right.
	So finally, let's go to 4-6.
	Here is a weird name, Kieran Starmer.
	Sounds like the head of a white supremacist group, doesn't it?
	Saying how mad he is that his constituents have noticed that politicians' terrible policies are destroying Britain.
	This was a meeting to pull together our response.
	A response both to the immediate challenge, which is clearly driven by far-right hatred, but also all violent disorder that flares up, whatever the apparent cause or motivation.
	We make no distinction.
	Crime is crime.
	Bullshit.
	And so to that end, I can announce today that following this meeting, we will establish a national capability across police forces to tackle violent disorder.
	Including the midgets.
	These thugs are mobile.
	They move from community to community.
	Stop.
	These thugs, he means us.
	He means the citizens, the lads, the soccer hooligans.
	He's totally ignoring all of the people of color crime, which is ironic because he just said we make no distinction.
	Must have a policing response that can do the same.
	Shared intelligence.
	Fuck you.
	Wider deployment of facial recognition technology.
	Oh.
	And preventative action, criminal behavior orders, to restrict their movements before they could even board a train.
	In just the same way that we do with football hooligans.
	And let me also say to large social media companies and those who run them, violent disorder, clearly whipped up online, that is also a crime.
	It's happening on your premises.
	Catch that?
	This is why I'm desperate to get Tommy on the phone.
	He's on the lamb right now.
	He's not in Britain, so it's not easy to get a hold of him.
	I think he got doxxed recently by the media.
	So he's running around.
	But he's on the lamb because of this kind of bullshit.
	They want to throw him in jail for 10 years because he's responsible for these riots.
	Even though his rally was July 27th, the stabbing was July 29th.
	And the riots are because of the stabbing.
	No, it's Tommy's fault.
	Let's throw him in jail.
	Because if Tommy's in jail, then you can stab three little girls and no one will get mad, right?
	That's his logic.
	Seems reasonable.
	Why don't we prevent the stabbing?
	I promise not to riot if no kids are stabbed or raped or molested or hurt in any way.
	The law must be upheld everywhere.
	That is the single most important duty of government.
	Service rests on security, and we will take all necessary action to keep our streets safe.
	Okay, let's juxtapose.
	This is going to take some high cognitive listening because you're hearing two voices at once, but this is the low attention span generation, so you should be able to hear both the speech you just heard and how he talks when the other side loots and riots.
	I was shocked.
	I could read the left and you could read the right, too.
	Well, that's more confusing.
	Now we're going to read four voices.
	I don't know if I can mute him.
	Those that have participated in the killing of George Floyd will face the full shock by the killing of George Floyd.
	The police.
	President Trump's shitty reaction.
	And the U.S. authorities to peaceful protests, people rightly demanding justice.
	George Floyd was a career criminal who OD'd on fentanyl.
	And the move Derek Chauvin did was in his training.
	Note for note.
	When they show the photo of the handbook that they were all supposed to follow, it looks like a picture of Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's shoulder blade, not his neck.
	He wasn't on his neck.
	But guess what?
	They weren't allowed to show that in court.
	And now Derek Chauvin is in jail, getting stabbed on a regular basis.
	That's justice in the West.
	An affront to humanity was the George Floyd incident.
	You will regret taking part in this disorder and in justice.
	Whether direct experienced, although they're whipping up this amount of short online.
	So Chauvin just went up to Floyd because he's a racist and thought, I'm going to suffocate this guy because he's black.
	What a ridiculous view of the world these people have.
	It's beyond naive.
	It's malicious.
	It's offensive retardation.
	...away themselves.
	In the UK.
	This is not protest.
	And across the world.
	It is organised, violent thuggerism.
	Injustice anyway.
	And it has no place.
	So George Floyd dying is a greater injustice to this turd than the three girls being stabbed to death.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	That's what we just saw.
	Re-edited so you can hear the statements, but I think we're good, right?
	Here's Tommy's statement.
	can't get him on the line.
	4-8.
	Yep.
	We don't usually go this long on a Monday, but...
	As the media...
	big news stories and they're both Muslims.
	Let me ask That wasn't my policies.
	It's not my policies that opened our border to Pakistani immigration and made our police stand down whilst a generation of our daughters were raped.
	I didn't do that.
	That's your failures, your policies.
	What you're witnessing now on the streets is years of resentment build up by you trying to hide the problems.
	It's not mine.
	I didn't allow terrorists and jihadists to come in.
	I haven't filled the local hotels.
	People in Hullah rioting, yeah?
	I didn't let an asylum seeker into the local hotel who come out and stab someone to death, a grandfather, to death last year.
	I didn't do that.
	It's not my policy.
	It's your fuck-up.
	So whilst you wish to blame other people for all of your failures, because everything you're witnessing is your failures, the mobs of armed Muslims on the streets in every city across our country has come because Keir Starmer lied.
	The police in the UK lied.
	They told people the English Defence League, a group that hasn't been around for a decade, were on the streets.
	Rather than accepting that it's the general British public that are upset and they're out on the street, you wish to blame it on far-right extremism.
	Yeah?
	It's all on your lap, not mine.
	I'm not being blamed for this.
	I haven't fucked up.
	You've fucked up.
	Your policies, your open-border immigration.
	Am I taking crazy pills?
	Stop.
	Everything we show just seems so rudimentary to me.
	It seems so glaringly obvious.
	This is why I showed that clip from Planet of the Apes, where we go, hello, hello.
	I'm sitting here going, hello, hello, is anyone there?
	And then you, the baby monster, goes, yeah, what are your coordinates?
	Like, Tommy is saying the most benign, liberal, normal shit.
	Bill Clinton, Barack Obama in 2005 would call this guy a moderate.
	He is.
	Tommy Robinson is a moderate.
	Go ahead.
	British people last is what's engulfed this situation in the country.
	I will not apologize for telling the truth.
	I won't apologize for highlighting all of your fuck-ups and failures.
	I know you want communism.
	You want to totally control the media.
	You were able to censor for five years and now you're going over after Elon Musk because there's a revolution going on online and on the streets because people are awake to the fact that you don't care about them, that you work for globalist corporations.
	Wait stop.
	You work for the internet.
	And thank God for Twitter during all this.
	You look at The Guardian talking about far-right thuggery.
	And if you were, you know, weren't politically inclined, if you were in curious, you might just go to Google, look it up and go, oh, there's a bunch of racists running around Britain.
	I guess it's a soccer hooligan.
	That whole 80s thing is back.
	Why are they mad?
	Because a British guy stabbed someone.
	Oh, well, that's stupid.
	It wasn't their fault.
	That's going to be the general takeaway, if not for X to go.
	Nah, mate, that's not what's going on.
	It's yet another murder, Yet another rape, yet another fucking catastrophe done by foreigners, by Muslims, by unassimilated foreigners who were fucking murdering Brits, especially young girls.
	And no one's talking about it.
	And no one's prosecuting it.
	Instead, they're prosecuting everyone who notices what's going on.
	Thanks, Twitter.
	I wouldn't have heard that last guy if it wasn't for you.
	Wouldn't have heard this guy.
	Farmer, you don't give a fuck about the average British person.
	You are working against the interests of the British public.
	No, we do not want to become a minority in our own country.
	And no, we won't remain silent on that issue.
	No, we don't want undocumented men put into hotels at our fucking expense in every hotel across the country where they come out, rape, pillage, and harass our daughters.
	We don't want it.
	It's not our fuck up.
	It's on you.
	Okay?
	So you can use your weaponised globalist corporate media, The Guardian, all the Times newspaper today.
	You can use all of them to attack me and defame me.
	But the British public sees straight through your bullshit now.
	Yeah?
	So no, I am not a fault.
	No, I do not accept responsibility.
	And no, I'm not going to shut up.
	And neither are the majority of the British public anymore.
	Okay?
	There's been a turning point.
	People have had enough.
	We want our country back from you fuckers.
	Okay?
	It's you who's done this.
	Yeah, the migrants coming in are hostile and violent and we know that.
	But who let them in?
	Who's housed them in the hotels at the end of our road?
	Who directs the police to come out and attack British people and run away from Muslims?
	Who does that?
	It's all on your lap, not mine.
	Brilliant.
	And the reason that I showcase this too is we have similar problems.
	Like we just saw that woman in Paris.
	I think it was Paris.
	And she was talking about how she's a liberal.
	She doesn't want to be seen as racist, but she can't leave her home at certain hours without a male escort.
	She's constantly getting catcalled, threatened, spat on.
	You know, wear a yarmulke in northern Paris and get back to me.
	So these migrants have taken over Paris.
	They've taken over London.
	They've taken over Britain.
	But you see this in New York City too.
	We have the same hotels here in New York City.
	And it's equally unsafe to walk around.
	We just had two cops shot by this gang member.
	I think these gang members were told when they left Venezuela, when they left El Salvador, Guatemala, Nicaragua, go there and cause havoc.
	Don't just go there and assimilate and be a good boy.
	Fuck shit up.
	Fuck America.
	I want Venezuela to be perfectly safe, which it is.
	Crime's down 40%.
	But I also want America to be worse.
	Fuck them.
	I hate them.
	Okay, no problem, boss.
	Let me out of jail.
	I'll go wreck the country you send me to.
	All right, final link on this, 5-0.
	It's very controversial.
	But if any other group said this, it would be considered badass and awesome.
	I guess it's okay.
	It's just the boombox handle falling down.
	It's okay, my sweet angel Lee.
	Any other people should be burning down the homes and shooting them out the country.
	But because white people are so tolerant, so far all we've done is demos.
	But that will come to an end, and I assure you.
	And we don't involve ourselves in gratuitous violence and terrorism.
	We're white people.
	We desolate continents, we wipe out civilizations, and we start world wars.
	So far, we've been tolerant.
	But you wait until that tolerance is gone.
	when the Anglo-Saxon no longer will tolerate the rape, robbing and extortion and theft of our identity.
	music
	Whoa.
	Whoa.
	Wow.
	That's intense.
	Wait, who are you?
	Are you the guy from The Curse with on HBO?
	No.
	Oh, you're Kiefer's.
	Oh, no, you're, what's his name from...
	Yeah, that guy.
	He had such a weird appearance on Tony Hawk's podcast.
	Because they're just like nervously just talking at him.
	He's one of these actors like Harrison Ford that people, you can't have him as a guest because he's too worshipped.
	Like, the guy's a nice guy.
	Those Jack Reacher, whatever movies, what are the movies he's in?
	Yeah.
	Like, I like them.
	John Wick.
	John Wick.
	They're garbage action movies, right?
	It's junk food.
	Like, why are we so serious?
	And then there's also fucking Bill and Ted.
	Like, he was known as the worst actor in the world most of my life.
	But he's a joke.
	It's a joke.
	Wait, people worship.
	Dude, this is like the way he reacts is like if a kid told him this.
	And I'd be remiss to tell you that he, to not tell you that he watches John Wick every single day.
	I was trying to leave it off the podcast.
	I already saw him.
	I love Ryan Reynolds.
	I had to say it because I'm not kidding when I say that, right?
	I'm still here because of it.
	Okay.
	That's what you want, man.
	You want someone to enjoy what you do, right?
	That's the whole thing.
	Oh, this is so gay and boring.
	It's the most awkward interview.
	That's what you want, right?
	You want someone to enjoy your movies.
	Yeah.
	He's secretly like, maybe he's really funny.
	He's like, yeah, that's awesome.
	Yes, that's so cool.
	I don't know what to make of it, but it's so weird.
	They don't let him talk.
	You have Keanu Riers and you floundered it.
	Okay, unless you want to add anything, Ryan, I was going to get to the mailbag.
	Very long.
	Do we have any kick these buggers out?
	What buggers?
	The freeloaders.
	No, I didn't.
	I want to do the whole episode.
	Oh, okay.
	Lucky then.
	I want them to see.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	You know what's funny?
	When we came up with that little diddy, male bag was a scrotum reference, obviously.
	But now it's a thing.
	There's a female penis, there's a female bag, female balls.
	So here in 2024, you do have to specify if you're talking about a male bag.
	That's right.
	Doop-a-doop-a-doo.
	Swimmer's ear.
	I don't know why.
	I marked that with a purple flag.
	Some baby monster is sending me some shit for my ear.
	I went swimming a month ago.
	Still can't hear out of my left ear.
	What is the opposite of having sprinkles?
	This person asks.
	Does he have cringe sprinkles?
	Okay, let's check this out.
	Apparently this is the...
	Unfunniest guy in the world.
	I guess I shouldn't say I hate him, but he is the worst.
	Steve Hofstetter.
	Hofstetter.
	Oh, he looks familiar.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He's super liberal, and we're all idiots.
	And not funny.
	Does like crowd work retorts.
	Yeah, yeah, I've seen this guy.
	It's all about MAGA, dumb MAGA rednecks who are super racist.
	Like, you fucking dummies, better hope we're a racist because you put all your eggs in that basket.
	That's your whole identity is the assumption that I'm racist.
	Like, I was at the bar the other day, and this black guy is sitting next to me, and he notices my Chuck Taylors.
	He's old.
	He's like 75.
	He's like, you got Chuck Taylors on.
	Yeah, I've had him on since 1984.
	And then the other guy introduced me.
	I haven't seen this guy in a few years.
	We worked together for 25 years.
	He's a black guy.
	Oh, thanks.
	He's an Oreo, white on the inside, black on the outside.
	I'm like, okay.
	I'm already annoyed by their boomer shit.
	They're so excited that someone's a fucking race.
	And he goes, yeah, you're an Oreo, but you walk outside and you still get the same shit that someone else would get, another black guy.
	And I just went, oh, that old trope.
	Like this guy, oh, yeah, the abuse this poor guy gets.
	He's dressed kind of preppy.
	We're in a nice neighborhood.
	What happens?
	Like, they ended up leaving.
	I didn't get a chance to say this, but I was going to be like, I walked in the bar.
	I'm like, well, well, well, looky here.
	Looks like someone's lost.
	Hey, boy, you lost?
	You're sitting in my chair.
	Like, what dumb cartoon are you living in?
	There actually was a video going around where this black guy was in some place, and one guy told him something about a hanging tree or something.
	Yeah, that's in my notes.
	Yeah.
	And it's like not even that bad.
	I'm sorry.
	No, he's a black dude.
	It's in my notes.
	I think we can cover it.
	Yeah, it's in the racism file.
	But he goes, hey, we want to lower the fees for defense lawyers or something.
	And the guy was just annoyed by him.
	And he said, there's a hanging tree down the street.
	Why don't you go there?
	So that was, yeah, you're right, Ryan.
	That was an example of bona fide racism, the racism we hear about every day.
	But it's just a guy being a rude asshole.
	And come to New York City and ride the subways if you want to hear people insulting you for being white.
	They're just masturbating.
	Cracking white boy.
	Look at this white motherfucker.
	I don't even hear it anymore.
	It's so common.
	Like trans people are new.
	Trans people aren't new.
	We just had to.
	Stop paying attention.
	Stop.
	Yes, they are.
	Like, jokes should be based on some sort of reality.
	There was sweet transvestites in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
	There were cross-dressers.
	But as far as like the ridiculous flags we have now and something like 30% of young people saying that they don't identify with either gender, that is clearly new to anyone with a third of one eyeball.
	I hate how pre-transpeand his jokes are, too.
	Been around for a very long time.
	Some native cultures revere trans people.
	Oh, really?
	We've never heard of the whole two-spirit bullshit garbage, nor have most Indians, by the way.
	Go to a powwow and say, hey, had you guys heard of Two Spirit before five years ago?
	100% chance that 100% of them say, no.
	What the fuck is Two-Spirit?
	Two-Spirit.
	But that's a difficult point to make.
	Because most people are anti-trans.
	That's a difficult point to make.
	Do you know how many times he's rehearsed that particular sort of verbiage and cadence and the body language?
	This is TED Talk.
	He's done this in front of the mirror so many times, it makes my arms hurt.
	I feel like I've lost some weights.
	Do you want to get down there, Lee?
	But that's a difficult point to make because most people who are anti-trans are also anti-native culture.
	Stop.
	Yeah, that's a vendetta.
	This is how they see us.
	I'm glad we went to this letter.
	This is how they see us.
	I don't like me trans.
	And I'll tell you, there's one thing I don't like the day in Indians.
	I was in my bar the other day and there was a Negro at the bar.
	Can you believe that?
	Motherfucker.
	That's so crazy because the Appalachian whites are so proud of the Cherokee and whatever.
	They lie.
	How many pretendians are there?
	Everyone lies and pretends they're Indian because being Indian is the coolest thing in the world.
	Right, buddy?
	My kids are the only ones that don't pretend to be Indians.
	Eight of a circle.
	Do you hear that?
	Venn diagram?
	100% of mega extremists hate trans people.
	We don't hate trans people.
	We roll our eyes.
	And as far as the Indians go, no one is anti-Indian.
	We revere them as worthy adversaries that we fought for 320 years.
	Kudos.
	That's why we name our things Cherokee and Tomahawk.
	And our baseball teams are the Indians and the Braves, because we think they're cool.
	Actually the shape of a teardrop, but.
	Oh, I'm sorry, Columbus.
	Wait, now he's mocking himself for being too reactionary.
	And doesn't this stink of like that can't be real?
	That has to be the laughs, have to be added in post.
	Listen to how well the Columbus joke does.
	Oh, I'm sorry, Columbus.
	Are you in a fucking baseball game?
	You hear the cheering?
	OH, oh, no.
	OH?
	Oh, no.
	I don't get that joke.
	What's OH?
	Columbus, Ohio?
	O-H?
	I don't know.
	No idea what you're saying there.
	OH, oh, no.
	Oh, Columbus, Ohio.
	Oh, I get it.
	Columbus.
	Is that a thing?
	You mean Columbus, OH?
	No.
	I don't.
	I mean Columbus, the conqueror, who never came to America for the billionth time.
	He came to the Caribbean.
	He brought with him, by accident, a disease that decimated the native population along the west coast.
	If you're brave enough.
	An inevitability, by the way.
	Watch Steve Hofstetter on PKA.
	It's grueling.
	I like to think of myself as a tough guy.
	It's tough.
	That's right on the edge.
	That's bench pressing for me 145.
	I may not be able to get it back on the rack.
	It's tough.
	Taylor does a good job of knocking all of his bullshit back into his mouth, but God.
	The fact that he's a redhead, too, that's fucking ethnomasochist white guys.
	It's just like the doobie out of the beginning in that Muslim garb.
	Go ahead.
	Oh, that was the end of the anti-sprinkles, yeah.
	O-H?
	Oh, no.
	Like, people are screaming in the audience.
	That cannot be real.
	That cannot be real.
	this picture.
	Badoop badoop badoop badoop.
	We don't have a lot of room for letters today because we talked so much about the state of Britain.
	I know you guys love a good hoisting.
	The subject of this letter is hoisted on her own retard.
	Chicken Tesla gets a flat tire from Eevee virtue signal tag on the license plate.
	Actually, they say the tag is to warn of fire risk to emergency responders.
	So she gets a special magical tag to show how wonderful she is, and it gets caught under the wheel.
	That's a boring letter, dude.
	All right, we got to go.
	Let's jump to the final video and then I can go pee pee and go pick up my kid from camp.
	He's a coach.
	Right in set'cause he doesn't have a dad.
	His daddy ran away when he found a he was gay.
	But Devin's all right and the show was pretty straight.
	So we're gonna end the show with the final video.
	Yeah, did you hear the lyrics to that?
	What is it?
	Ryan is sad because he doesn't have a dad.
	His daddy ran away when he found out he was gay.
	But Gavin's on point, and the show is pretty tight, so we're going to.
	Yeah, something.
	Did you hear the lyrics to the mailbag?
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad?
	People with dads love that kind of stuff.
	I'm not hurt by the fact that I don't have a dad because I am one.
	So it's pretty good.
	You know, speaking of that, I always call my wife my mother.
	And it's embarrassing because they'll go, yeah, my mom was, sorry, my wife was going to be, but I'm not ashamed of that anymore.
	I own her.
	She's a mother.
	She's my mother.
	Because sometimes you'll go, you'll say to the kids, oh, mom's going to be here soon.
	She's going to wonder why the garbage isn't taken out.
	So I'm already calling her mom.
	I'm me, so I own myself.
	I am a father, so I'm my father.
	I have a dad.
	It's me.
	You have a me?
	I do have a me.
	I don't know if you would say I have a me.
	I would never say I have a Gavin.
	You do, though.
	Do you have one Gavin or zero Gavin?
	I have a Gav.
	Oh, now we're doing Terenceology.
	If you think one times one is one, I have some swampland in Florida I want to sell you.
	One dad plus two symbols.
	I love how Big John the cop says owed.
	Yeah.
	I think he does some things on purpose sometimes, like mispronouncing things, because it's just off the chart.
	Wrong again.
	Wrong again.
	He just does those things.
	Final video.
	Back when we had balls.
	This has really stuck with me as profound.
	When I look at footage from the 80s, it just seems like people weren't taking shit back then.
	Like, look at COVID.
	Everyone put on a mask and everyone goes, okay, I better put on a mask.
	Then I saw this clip from the 80s at a baseball game.
	This guy's ejected wrongfully and they just cover the field with beer and paper cups.
	Fuck you, they say.
	This is what Make America Great Again means.
	Fight back.
	We're going to show you that from the very inception of all this, Dawson is caught on on strikes on this pitch.
	Look at that.
	You'll see it in a moment.
	I don't think people would have the boss to do that today.
	Now the fact that you get arrested and go to jail for 33 years for every indiscretion justifies their cowardice.
	Eric Gregg is talking with Joe West.
	We haven't gotten the right field yet.
	They've pretty much cleaned up this field, and let's hope that that's about it for the fans and women in this one.
	this is what happened it's looks at the well on that lots of let's see what caused the beginning slow and outside right now about the location of the pit
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	So the ump had a bad Call.
	The guy complained.
	He kicks him out.
	And the entire stadium goes, Fuck you.
	I'm not having it.
	That's what's going on in Britain right now.
	And that's what's going on with this reaction to the male boxers beating up women.
	We're getting back to saying, fuck you.
	And that's what we should do.
	We've got to stand up for ourselves, or they're just going to keep walking all over us.
	And look what happened with the pardon for the 9-11 guy.
	All we did was speak up.
	Like, it doesn't take burning down a police station.
	It just takes you saying, no, fuck this.
	I'm not having it.
	And they immediately revoked the plea deal.
	Sorry, sorry.
	Geez, I didn't know you were going to yell at me.
	Yell at them.
	Throw your cups on the field.
	Throw your beer cans onto the field.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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