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Aug. 2, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S6E18 - GOD HATES PROPAGANDA (FREE PART)

  Thank God the wheel allowed us to discuss Trump's evisceration of that black chick from ABC and the trans Olympic negligence that led to Angela Carini having her entire world destroyed. He sent us to a lot of other topics too and the general theme appeared to be "They are lying."

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A happier time.
That was when Vibes Cartel was Pondegaza.
You know that we're Pondegaza.
I don't, I mean, I support Israel, but when it comes to Jamaican civil wars between Movado and Vibes Cartel, I'm Pondegaza, though I appreciate the gully.
I wish the Gaza and the Gully could get together and Jamaica could be unified.
But 13 years ago, when was it now?
What is this?
What the fuck is that, Paige?
That's from yesterday's news.
Yeah.
2011 was that song, Summertime.
And he was the guy who did Clark's.
These are Clarks.
People think that these are sneaker dress shoes.
They're not.
They're dress shoes with a white sole.
It's not like the kind those sports faggots wear.
And these are Clark's.
They're so fucking comfortable.
Clark's desert boot, a staple with the mods.
I think it was discovered by Brits who were in Egypt and they didn't want sand getting in their shoes.
And then it just took off.
But remember Clark, starring Popcan.
What go on, Popcon?
This completely changed the economy for Forbes.
vibes as a little kid basically But he got busted off.
So he started making tons of money.
And Jamaica is so unbelievably corrupt, like the entire Turd World.
I don't think I would call it Western.
But they arrested him for marijuana, and then a bunch of murder charges started piling up.
I don't know.
Who knows with Jamaica?
Jamaica is uniquely violent more than African countries.
And I think it's because they were founded by slaves.
And when you get slaves, you're probably getting a particularly violent, strong group of blacks.
Right?
What is going on with the audio here?
The speaker under the TV is way too loud.
See, this is why I say, is everything set up and you don't want to leave your little booth?
I don't know what sort of preferences of loudness of speakers you have.
I don't like hearing myself.
Until we actually start.
It's not coming from this speaker here.
It's coming from the one in the bar.
Well, you said that last time, but I don't think that's the case.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane.
I'm hearing myself come out of something.
Okay.
Well, this was a problem yesterday or two days ago.
I keep turning that on?
Are you watching this?
No, I am not.
It can't be your fault.
It must be my fault.
I must have somehow turned up the volume.
When do I touch the television?
But Ryan, you get this binary mentality where if you didn't touch the television, then it's not your fault.
There's other possibilities.
It's not like either I touch the volume or you touch the volume.
All I know is I asked you to fix this on Wednesday.
Check, check, check.
Yeah, that's good.
So anyway, I know you guys hate when I talk about music, but this is just another example of the corruption in the third world.
And we're importing that here.
So pay attention when a dance hall performer goes to jail for 13 years for a crime he likely didn't commit.
I'm assuming he got arrested for marijuana.
The cops tried to bribe him.
He refused to pay.
And they said, all right, well, fuck you.
You're going to jail.
Anyway, 13 years later, he's out.
He was facing life.
He was only supposed to be eligible for parole, I think, in 35 years, but he's out now.
So maybe he paid someone.
He's continued to be the top, one of the top two.
As I explained, the Gaza and the Gully.
It's Movado and Vibes Cartel over there in Jamaica.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
And he's been 50% of the top throughout his prison sentence, recording songs from prison.
Now, that's also proof that they are remarkably corrupt.
Why is a recording studio in a prison?
It's not like, remember the Bad Brains when they recorded, and he's clearly on the phone from prison.
Vibes sounded great when he recorded his songs from prison.
But yeah, go to the third thing there, third link.
Emancipation Day for Vibes Cartel Dance Hall Star, freed from prison after 13 years, sends message to Utes.
I hope he sends messages to the lunchtime rowdies here in America.
Did you see they released the picture of the guy, the African who stabbed those toddlers?
And it's interesting because you can check Tommy Robinson's Twitter.
There's one court sketch of him.
His hair is all fritzy, and he's got his shirt over his face, which I don't know if you're allowed to do that.
But the picture that the government, the mainstream media has released is him As a schoolboy, he looks like he's about 13 and he's wearing a school uniform with a cute little smile on, like they always do.
Unless the races are reversed.
I think the mainstream media just lives in perpetual fear of a race riot.
That's what, that's the only recent quote-unquote picture we have.
But if you go down, you can see Axel Rudakaba Nura, I don't know, five years ago when he was a cute little schoolboy.
It's almost like the mainstream media recognizes that we have a serious problem with turd world violence, and they don't want to exacerbate the truth.
So they counter it, which is fine.
That's called propaganda, and it's not news.
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So as you know, Friday is half free and half, it's half Pandagaza and half Pandagali.
And I really want to talk about Kamala Harris.
I really want to talk about this tranny who's beating the shit out of women in the Olympics.
But today's not my day.
I just sent that to Ryan.
That's near my place.
That place was open for like a day before it got shut down.
Mail order is always safest.
But as you know, today is not up to us.
Today is up to God.
We let God run the show.
He's a special guest.
He's actually the host.
I'm the co-host.
I'm God's co-pilot.
We lost a lot of subs, by the way, this week because I took the Lord's name in vain.
Sorry about that.
Someone was mad at me for saying Jay's effing C. And I don't like being told what to say, especially on my own network, especially when it's called censored.
So I lashed out and said the bad words 10 times more than I normally would.
I'll try to say it 10 times less.
I understand your argument.
Can we agree to move on?
But yeah, let's let God run the show.
Are we ready?
Yes.
The God Weir!
Now, we have our desires.
We ask God for help regarding our desires, but he has his own reasons.
So I think last week we wanted to talk about stuff, but he kept going back to the war on kids.
What happened right after that?
Our cute little African school child murdered three girls and injured eight others in a knife fight.
And diversity is heavily to blame for that.
You know, that kid clearly hasn't assimilated.
His African parents didn't encourage him to do so.
And despite being second generation British, or maybe first, he wasn't British.
He had been raised to hate Britain.
And you know who I blame for that?
The British.
The mainstream media.
Assimilation is not just not encouraged.
It's discouraged at this point.
So you can have a second generation African immigrant who is just as spiteful and as unassimilable as someone who just got off the boat or plane.
All right, you ready, guys?
Y'all ready for this?
Please be Kamala.
Please be feminism.
Please be Kamala.
Please be feminism.
By the way, when we see George Bush, George Bush, when we see Biden, we're doing Kamala.
You got a black marker back there?
I think so.
You think so or you don't think so?
I think so.
Okay.
I'm going to put a K on Joe's head because we're kind of done with my pet Biden, right?
Don't.
I had one here for the longest time, and it maybe it died.
Okay.
I've got tons in my office.
Why don't you amuse the staff while I go get my marker?
Can you be didactic?
I can't.
I can't close my desk.
So.
One second.
Entertainment coming right up.
What the heck?
There's a pen in the way of the thing.
I got it.
All right.
Now I'm ready to entertain.
What?
That took way too long.
And it's a disappointment.
I have a gong.
*BOOM* *BOOM* *Tick tick tick tick*
All right.
So apparently, God is into useless black female politicians.
I think I can crowbar in Kamala into this because whether or not she is a black female politician is a point of contention with the mainstream media, the left and the right.
And this is actually a great choice.
Thank you, Lord, for choosing this because I was really hoping we could get to this.
I've got a whole bunch in the Kamala Hub.
Are you going to be bringing celebrity mailbag back, Ryan?
Yes, it's probably going to be in a pre-recorded form.
Yeah, we don't care about calls.
We get calls with the cop show.
I did like interacting with the Discord guys.
It's a fun sort of thing when you have a voice and you could bounce off other people, but this brings back guests.
The show used to have guests, so maybe that could be a thing.
Okay.
So when are we getting our first new episode of Celebrity Mailbag?
Ooh.
Maybe tomorrow.
Okay.
Tomorrow.
Okay, so I have Kamala Hypocrisy as a doc, but then I have Kamala...
...
And I would not engage in any behavior that could be described as idiot.
Isn't it crazy that we were obsessed with her a long-ass time ago, the last Sheila Jackson Lee who we just saw?
Then we find out she's in charge of not the Secret Service per se, but organizing the Secret Service, assigning various tasks.
Then we find out she said, I'd rather die than listen to Donald Trump talk.
Then we find out, this is Sheila Jackson Lee there too.
Then we find out she was at least partly responsible for his assassination attempt with her ineptitude.
And then she dies.
You know what I was thinking about Compound Censored the other day?
It's evil retard.
There's the spectrum of are they evil and they're doing this to torture us and destroy us, or are they retarded and they're just power-hungry retards who don't know what they're doing?
I tend to err on the side of retardation and say that the White House is one big DMV, whereas Anthony tends to err more on the side of evil and say that this is all pre-planned.
The assassination attempt is a very interesting combination of the two because it's the end result.
The man still almost gets killed.
But my contention is they said, well, let all standards fall by the wayside and all that does is help our DIE and put Trump in jeopardy.
We don't give a fuck about Trump being in jeopardy.
If he dies, that's good.
So it's win-win.
Increase the women in the Secret Service and put Trump's life in jeopardy.
Whereas I think Anthony is a little more, let's kill him.
Let's get this guy at this time, get him on this roof, and pow.
And I like that dichotomy because I go back and forth myself.
A great argument, a great argument for the retard side of things is this new Joe Biden.
He's seven feet tall.
That's retarded.
The Joe Biden you've seen walking around with Jill is not Joe Biden.
He looks a lot like Joe Biden.
I'm sure he has some prosthetics to help him.
This is one of my more conspiratorial theories.
But you dummies couldn't find someone comparable in height.
He can't go near Jill because we have pictures of Jill and him and they're both probably like my height.
I'm 5'10 and a half, 5'11 ⁇ .
So I bet Jill is 5'9 and I bet Joe is 5'10.
Or maybe he's 5'8 and she's 5'6.
This guy's clearly over 6 feet.
So he can't go near Jill the Shrump.
Or we'll see.
That's retarded.
You had a lot of people to choose from to make a fake Joe.
Ever seen Mission Impossible?
Anyway, useless black female politicians.
So this is a bit of a stretch, but Trump was interrogated by this woman who is just, this is why they say don't give Nazis a platform.
Every time we're in the same room as them, they do such a shitty job of attacking us.
So this black journalist claims that Trump is racist because he's criticized people who happen to be black.
Nice logic, you useless fish.
So go to Hoctua Harris.
It's the first one there.
You've seen this a million times, but, you know, I try not to repeat viral things, but on the other hand, this show is also a time capsule, and there's certain things I absolutely need to have on the books.
You have told four congresswomen of color who were American citizens to go back to where they came from.
Stop.
So he's talking about the squad, and he was talking about Ilhan Omar, who's from Somalia.
But he was talking about Cortez and the fucking kafaya-wearing freak.
What's her name?
The other one, the Muslim one.
Talib?
What the fuck?
Rashida Talib?
No, the dark-haired one.
The squad.
The squad.
Rashida Talib, I'm seeing here.
Who are the squad members?
There's Omar, who you said.
The one who is super into Palestine.
Ayana Presley, Talib.
Yeah, yeah, Talib.
Rashida Talib.
Rashida Talib, yeah.
So, you know, like this African boy who stabbed the kids.
You could say go back to where you came from, and it's Cardiff, but you really obviously mean you're African.
And you proved that you were African by committing a hate crime because you hate British people so much and murdering three little girls.
So perfectly legitimate thing for him to say.
And these people are also, you know, Ilhan Omar talks about how wonderful Somalia is.
Alexandi Orquezer-Cortez praises Puerto Rico.
He's probably been there twice.
And then you have Rashida Tlaib talking about Palestine all the time.
None of them would like to spend an afternoon there.
And they might not survive.
Although Puerto Rico, the island, is probably safer than the Lower East Side.
So that's what he meant by that.
I'm not going to go through each one, but that's just a random plucking of what he said.
And her implication, though, is so juvenile.
Her implication is that he sees these congresswomen of color.
And he's like, why don't they go back where they came from?
We don't need none of them colored congresswomen in here.
Get them out of there.
They're monkeys.
I don't want a monkey in the Senate.
You have used words like animal and rabbit to describe black district attorneys.
You've attacked black journalists, calling them a loser.
I know rabid black.
Oh, he was talking about Tisha, not Tisha James, but the other one who had the affair.
Trump's attack on rabid.
But they are rabid.
Like, how is rabid a racist insult?
He means maniacal, deranged, determined, unflappable, psychotic.
They are that.
But anyway, look at his smirk as he sits there and takes it.
They're saying the questions that they ask are, quote, stupid and racist.
You've had dinner with a white supremacist at your Mar-a-Lago resort.
So my question, sir, now that you're asking black supporters to vote for you, why should black voters trust you after you have used language like that?
Well, first of all, I don't think I've ever been asked a question in such a horrible manner for First question.
You don't even say hello.
How are you?
Are you with ABC?
Because I think they're a fake news network, a terrible network.
And I think it's disgraceful that I came here in good spirit.
I love the black population of this country.
I've done so much for the black population of this country, including employment, including opportunity zones with Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina, which is one of the greatest programs ever for black workers and black entrepreneurs.
I've done so much.
And, you know, and I say this, historically black colleges and universities were out of money.
They were stone-shall broke.
And I saved them, and I gave them long-term financing, and nobody else was doing it.
I think it's a very rude introduction.
I don't know exactly why you would do something like that.
And let me go a step further.
I was invited here, and I was told my opponent, whether it was Biden or Kamala, I was told my opponent was going to be here.
It turned out my opponent isn't here.
You invited me under false pretense.
And then you said, you can't do it with Zoom.
Well, you know, where's Zoom?
She's going to do it with Zoom, and she's not coming.
And then you were half an hour late, just so we understand, I have too much respect for you to be late.
They couldn't get their equipment working or something was wrong.
I think it's a very nasty question.
I have answers.
She's criticizing his rhetoric.
President, for the black population since Abraham Lincoln.
That's my answer.
For you to start off the question and answer period, especially when you're 35 minutes late because you couldn't get your equipment to work in such a hostile manner, I think it's a disgrace.
Fantastic.
So he goes on later to talk about Kamala and how she doesn't show up.
And then he also said that she's not black.
It begs the question, what is black?
If you stop.
If you're like Bob Marley, his black mother, so he was fucked by a random plantation owner, and then his black mother raised him.
So he never saw his white dad.
No one really questions his blackness, right?
His Jamaican-ness.
What about Jordan Peale, who's dedicated his life to showcasing the black experience and making sure they're an integral part of the horror genre?
Okay.
Your black dad wasn't around.
Same with Key of Key and Peel.
Same with Mariah Carey.
Same with Barack Obama.
The list goes on and on and on.
Are they black?
Because if being raised by your white mom and growing up white means you're black because you have black skin, then it's just a biological thing.
Now, the argument they use is, well, even though I grew up white like Jordan Peale, I've been the victim of racism and people see me as a lowly Negro and they yell the N-word at me.
I don't believe you.
Jordan Peele went to hippie schools in Manhattan that have like, you raise a fish in class and there's a garden on the roof.
What's going on over there?
Little sounds.
What are you making sounds with?
I put my little zen away.
Oh.
Like this.
Now I've forgotten what I was talking about.
That's astounding that you got distracted by that.
But Jordan Peel.
Jordan Peel.
So I don't believe you that you were called Negro, and even if you're like an aristocrat, like Alicia Keys, who never met her black dad, then when you walk down the street, they're all like, get out of here, Negro.
We don't need no Alicia Keys playing her damn monkey peanut around here.
That's just ridiculous and false, and we're bored of hearing about it.
So, if it's biological, okay, well, now anyone with a bit of black in them, now you have to invite black conservatives into your world, your Candace Owens and your Tim Scotts and your Ben Carsons and anyone else, Juan Williams' son.
You see how loose it gets in here when we start defining blackness as victims of racism?
Because racism has to be a major thing for that hypothesis to hold any water.
Anyway, so that's a very long way of saying Kamala is not black.
Her formative years were spent in Canada.
She obviously was not born in Canada.
I never said that.
But, you know, she became a woman in Montreal next to me.
She was in Westmount.
I was in the plateau.
Westmount is like the upper west side of New York, and the plateau is like the East Village.
So if she had any sort of culture when she was younger, it was sorry wearing and red dot and jabuti and oh, nusat fata alikana, ki hal chele yar, tiktok.
Oh, shit, buddy.
You fucking your uncle is a monkey.
That's her life.
And what we were talking on Wednesday about her 2025.
She's tried to sound black by saying 2020 FOW, but she got it a little bit off and she got a little too antebellum and said 2020 FOW, which is the slave owners.
Listen to this.
Say four.
Four?
Yes, we will.
Yes, we will.
So let's get ready.
And you all helped us win in 2020.
And we're going to do it again in 2024.
She got that y'all helped us win in 2020.
That was black.
But then you're going to do it again in 2024, young man.
I do declare that we are going to win the election in 2024, no matter how many Negroes we have to mobilize.
Anyway, what did you make of this, though?
Because there's a couple of split opinions.
Does he tighten her water or does he try to loosen it for her?
Because if he tightens it, he's brat.
If he loosens it, he's a gentleman, even despite the fact that she was shitty to him.
But he grabs her water, reaches all the way, or he claims it for his own.
He's like, no, that's definitely a loosen.
Okay.
Wow.
Why bother?
Nice guy.
After all that.
So she was probably struggling with it.
Right.
Yeah, you can tell by the way the lower hand is that it's meant to brace a counterclockwise motion.
What a gent.
So I thought this was interesting.
Speaking of fake news, AP was reporting on Trump's allegation at this very same little meeting.
And Trump falsely suggests Kamala Harris misled voters about her race.
Isn't that crazy?
That's your opinion.
And it's in your headline.
They did this with the Dominion voting machines, too.
They said Donald Trump pushes the myth that the voting machines were rigged or there was something wrong with the election.
The already debunked.
Look, the most I will give you is that saying that the election was stolen is an opinion.
Now, I see it as a fact that it was stolen, but I'll concede that that's my opinion based on a bunch of data.
But to swing the pendulum the other way and just go, falsely, it's false.
You falsely said that.
So their bias is the first word after the words Donald Trump.
And I thought this was interesting.
So this bitch doesn't want to be ridiculed the way that cunt just was.
So she just quits when it appears that Trump is going to be participating in an event that she's a part of.
Looks like J.D. Vance is right about crazy cat ladies.
If you cannot handle speaking it to someone who has a different opinion, you should never become a journalist.
Isn't it funny that her name is Karen?
So I have decided to step down as co-chair from this year's NABJ24.
So that must be National Association of Black Journalists 2024, 2024 Convention Chicago.
To the journalists interviewing Trump, I wish them the best of luck.
Yeah, you need luck when you come up with bullshit like you're a bigot and you're racist.
Why should black people trust you?
For everyone else, I'm looking forward to meeting and reconnecting with all of you in the windy city.
What a fucking loser.
They're just terrible at their jobs.
Before we do the next roll, oh, what was that?
Oh, that's the third slide on that Instagram post.
Oh.
She told Artemis it was going to be a rough week.
And he looked at her hair and said, yeah, I could tell.
That's kind of racist.
Yeah, you know what Artemis was really thinking?
Food.
Territory, food, food, food.
Food.
Territory, food, food.
Scratch stuff.
Scratch, food, food.
Scratch, food, food.
Food source, food source.
Dude, by the way, like the fact that the black woman thing comes up, and these are the black women that are in this thing.
Kamala is maybe lighter than Trump.
This is the whole question.
Like, what is it based on?
If it's based on experience, her and Barack are 0% black.
If it's based on Melanin, well, Barack is half then.
But, you know, why does he get to claim the black experience?
Just because an African boinked his commie mom and disappeared the next day?
Well, the black experience involves victims of racism.
Dude, do you know how many people are tripping over themselves?
Jordan Peel's entire life?
My best buddy was black for most of my formative years, Derek Beckles.
And the women, he's a hideous looking guy.
He's got a nine head.
He's got these big googly eyes.
I don't obviously care about that.
I'm not a fag, but he didn't deserve the accolades he got when it came to pussy.
And when we went to Glasgow, it was like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, like zombie Women were chasing us.
We were in the Beatles.
They didn't want to fuck me.
They wanted to fuck him.
So, for the one gas station in the middle of nowhere where you heard the N-word mumbled, that doesn't compare to the Mount Everest of pussy that you've been handed your entire life.
I'm not having it.
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Now, here's something interesting.
The pre-workout, why do I always call it Purple Works?
Oh, yeah, it's called Purple Works Nutrition.
This is our other, our longest sponsor to date, Purpleworks.
Now, they sent me a new batch of their new formula, but this is both good and bad for Purple Works.
I'm such a devoted user that I took it home.
So I'm supposed to be showing you the new batch.
It's in my cupboard.
It's in my pantry.
I'm on it right now.
I took some this morning.
I don't do a whole scoop, as I told you before.
I do some.
But it makes my workout fun.
My son extended the olive branch recently because when you have teenagers, you're in a constant war with them, even though they're not.
So you're constantly mad at them, basically, for being rude.
But they don't give a shit.
It's sort of like black people.
I'll murder you.
Yeah, fuck you, motherfucker.
It's kind of like that.
So he goes, hey, can you spot me?
I'm trying to bench press 195.
And I go, I'm such a loser that I go, oh, okay, we're not fighting.
All right.
He's extending the olive branch.
So I go there.
He can't lift it.
I pull it back and he goes, fuck, I did 185 yesterday.
I thought I could do that.
Can you do 185?
And I go, I'll try.
Now, it's 10 p.m.
I was watching my show, Person of Interest, which I fucking hate now.
It became woke.
I can go off on a tangent on that.
I was like, can I not do woke?
So I find some shitty soap opera type crime show from like 2010 called Person of Interest with James Cavalize, the guy from Passion of the Christ, acting like a moron the home show.
Like, he's so cool in every scene that it's really tedious.
But they get a notice from this giant computer that says this person's in trouble, just like the equalizer.
Then they go beat the shit out of bad guys.
I'm in.
I don't want good TV at 10 at night.
People keep sending me these good shows, like Masters of the Air.
I don't want, I want garbage.
I want to eat junk food after a hard day of thinking.
So I watch like eight seasons.
It becomes my nightly passion.
And then towards the end, guess what?
The NYPD is all evil and corrupt, and they murder people.
HR isn't just a couple of bad cops.
It's the NYPD, basically.
In fact, it's very hard to find.
The computer found two clean cops.
The rest are all evil.
All the good guys worship this black woman played by Tisha Hayden, or whatever her name is, Tisha Hayden, whatever her name is.
And James falls in love with her.
And then the spoiler alert, the corrupt cops kill her.
And it takes everyone like weeks to get over that because she's so fucking amazing.
All right, fuck you.
Anyway, so I get up from that show and I go and spot him.
And then he goes, can you do 185?
Again, I'm not in the zone, but okay.
And I just, I can't.
I cannot lift 100.
I cannot bench press 185.
And then he pulls it back up and he goes, and then walks away without looking at me and goes, you always said you could, you said you'll always be able to bench more than me.
And leaves the room.
It's like Lucy with the football.
And you run and kick it.
So what am I left to say?
Yeah, that's impressive.
That's a lot of weight.
185.
So now I'm doing just chest work at the gym because I have to get to 195.
You know what my trainer said?
He goes, this is all for Purple Works, by the way.
He goes, yeah, I should be able to list twice your weight.
Bench press twice your weight.
What?
I call bullshit on that.
I weigh 200 pounds.
That's ridiculous.
I'm supposed to be bench pressing 400.
Do you know what 400 pounds looks like?
Each side looks like this.
That's like circus guy.
Dude, dude, dude, step right up.
Gavin's going to lift his body weight.
What can you bench press?
I don't know.
I usually do dumbbell press.
So, I mean, they have hundreds.
I've done hundreds, but it's a little sloppy.
So like two separate dumbbells?
You're going to do this?
I heard about some impingement, something about the rotary cuff not being good when you barbell press and you can't get the most out of it.
It's definitely easier on the machine where it's not loose, maybe because you know it can't fall on you.
Right.
And maybe you can sort of push up against the edge.
But the Smith machine ruins the range of motion.
That's actually worse for your shoulders.
Oh, really?
Well, the impressive part, too, of it is you're controlling all this.
But I'm going to get up to 190.
I promise you that.
I was working out all day today on Purple Works Nutrition, and I'll be doing it all morning tomorrow.
But about 1-2% of men can bench press more than twice their weight.
Thank you.
Like I said to him today, he was making me do these flies with like 50-pound barbells.
That seems irresponsible, too.
And I go, I'm feeling tearing here, Hector.
He's Puerto Rican.
And he goes, oh, shut up.
And I go, I'm worried about you because, you know, if I get severe tearing, it's going to affect your Yelp.
You could get one star.
And he goes, I don't give a fuck about Yelp.
That's white people shit.
Oh.
Racism.
How many reps is he making you do with that?
15.
That's fucking crazy, dude.
Like, that's too, I think that's too much.
But I'm also retarded, but I also know that 50 is not a lot of people.
As the gym owner said, like, while we do all this shit and rip ourselves to shreds, I'm like, you're not a doctor.
Like, how do I know you're not killing me?
You don't know what you're doing.
It's sort of like when I did that sweat lodge with my wife with her tribe, there's guys in there and we're all fucking dying.
And I'm like, why am I trusting you guys with my life?
There's no doctor in there taking our temperature and going, all right, that's too hot, too hot, we got to stop.
It's just random Indians, and they have died.
There was a guy who did a one-man sweat lodge, they go to pull him out, and his skin comes off his bone like barbecue, because that's what he was.
So, yeah.
Anyway, I was telling that story about twice your body weight.
I go, 400 pounds?
And then some guy at the gym this morning said, there was a dude in Mount Vernon who beheaded himself.
You got to look this up.
I bet he cut his neck open, but they claim like his head was rolling across the gym.
So allegedly the story is he had 400 pounds.
He picked it up.
His hand slipped and it went shunk and guillotined his head off.
So look that up, Jamie.
Mount Vernon Jim beheading.
I'm not sure Purple Works wants to be part of this.
Oh, my hand looks cool with the lighting there, doesn't it?
Spooky.
Let's see.
Man Decapity Itself: Mount Vernon Gym.
Okay, if I have to, if I find this before you...
Mount Vernon Jim Decapitation.
Nothing coming up.
Images, news, nothing.
Mount Vernon Jim weightlift death.
Absolutely nothing.
22-year-old dies in weightlifting accident.
350 pound barbell drops on his neck.
Kyle Thompson lifting the bar That this must be it.
Is it Mount Vernon?
Well, this is in Iowa.
Yeah, it's Iowa.
Yeah, that's not it.
Yeah, I don't believe you, dude.
And I go, I got to look that up.
And then I heard him laugh and go, yeah, I got to look that up.
Why are you laughing?
I was right to look it up.
That's some white people shit.
Yeah, well, he was white, the guy who told me this.
Let me see, 13%.
Okay, Mount Vernon gym death.
How about that?
I got stabbing, self-defense stabbing.
I guess it's not...
Maybe 10 pounds off.
But intermediate, if you weigh 190, 57 pounds.
But 15 reps seems like a fucking lot with that.
I'm calling him.
This is fucking bullshit, man.
This is fucking bullshit.
Stronger than 50% of lifters, intermediate lifters trained regularly in the technique for at least two years.
Hey, man, I'm trying to find this decapitated guy in Mount Vernon.
Nothing is coming up.
Let me hit up the captain that was on the scene.
Let me see if I have his number.
I'll point it back to him.
Like, a head, it's ask OJ.
It's hard to decapitate someone.
You got the skull, I mean, the skull.
You got the spine there and all that shit.
Unless your barbell's a razor blade, I don't really see it ripping your head off.
I see it bruising and maybe even breaking the skin.
Anyway, sorry.
So that's Purple Works.
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