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May 17, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S5E93 - YOUR INSULTS ARE COMPLIMENTS (FREE PART)

  Before doing YET ANOTHER deep dive on Terrible Black Female Politicians we enjoy The Clash, Lambrini Girls, Morrissey, some sprinkles, Jasmine Crocket's false eyelashes, and Marjorie Taylor Greene's "bleach blonde, bad built, butch body."

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I'm from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Someone adds a cigarette while riding in a car.
*thud*
Somebody got murdered last night.
That was the Clash.
This is the final day of Rock Week.
We had Surf Rock.
We had bands I've known over the years.
We had the Sex Pistols timeline.
Sex Pistols, Battle of the Bands.
They're at number one now.
Tonight, we will have the Clash in Battle of the Bands.
And I got to be honest, I kind of hope they win.
They were around much longer than the Sex Pistols.
And we judge bands by jams per year.
So ideally, you know, you put out Back and Black and then you break up and you'd win.
But The Clash put out a lot of jams.
And Sandinista, I have a live version there too.
Sandinista was always known as their shit album.
Sort of like Crass's Yes Sir, I will.
But I was going over it this week.
There's a lot of gold in there.
They needed an editor.
It's four albums.
It's a four album album.
But this is a jam.
And it's weird.
I love, this must be Mick Jones singing.
I don't know.
But I love how Mick Jones, his songs are so different from Joe's drummers.
So they're kind of like two bands.
And ultimately that led to their demise after they made the egregious error of kicking Mick Jones out.
Oh, that's their new drummer.
It's got that little...
Uh...
I missed it.
They were doing the Mohawk Revenge Tour, and guys at my school went to it, and I wasn't cool enough at the time.
I think I was 12, and there was cool 12-year-olds in my school, and I didn't know.
I know that will come as a shock to some people.
I used to be not cool.
I only started being cool at 14.
And did you know that almost every cool person was uncool much later?
Justin Thoreau is the only guy I know who was cool when he was like 13, younger than me.
But like my favorite artist, Wes Lang, what are you showing there?
That's not you?
No, you fucking moron.
Okay, fuck.
It's in your article.
Yeah, it's the author of the article, genius.
All right.
Did you read it?
How was I supposed to know?
Did you read that article?
It looks like a young you.
Did you read that article?
No, I don't have time to read an article.
I'm trying to pull up old pictures of you.
No, I don't mean there's going to be no picture of me when I was 12.
I mean, have you ever read that article?
Yeah.
You forgot about that picture?
I don't know that reading the article would inform that's not you or you.
Is that you?
It's called a photo caption.
No, that's not me.
That's a joke.
But you've read that article before.
I don't remember the fucking thing.
How do you not remember an article you read?
I mean, I don't understand how the words in the article would inform whether or not a picture looks or does not look like you.
Like, I don't remember the pictures included.
I don't remember.
I don't have a photographic memory of the article.
It's called a photo caption.
They show the picture of the guy, and then it says what you're looking at.
I was trying to be quick.
I mean, I typed in Gavin McKinnis Young.
I saw a picture I'd never seen before.
I'm like, huh.
Is that you?
And then you could just be like, that's not me.
Okay, that's my life.
But you have read the article.
Yeah.
But I'm supposed to remember that?
I mean, I have a life too, you know?
Like, what the fuck?
I'm supposed to remember that.
You read an article.
You see a picture and you go, oh, that's the author.
I do not remember that.
Nor do I feel bad for not remembering that.
That's weird.
When I read a photo caption about a picture, I remember the picture.
That's interesting.
It's a magic talent that only I have.
Does it have to pertain to things that you give a shit about?
Like, it's your article about you.
So I guess that makes sense that you would remember that.
No.
Any article where I see the author and they write about themselves in it, because that article is a lot about him.
I go, oh, that's the author that wrote this.
Huh.
Trying to find that picture of you with dreads.
It's like not easy to find.
That was 23.
I'm talking about pre-14.
Anyway, like Wes Lang, that's something you should be looking up.
Great artist.
Great guy.
Incredibly cool.
And I'm talking about cool in a very objective, separate, distanced way.
It's a thing.
It's a phenomenon.
I was going to do a whole documentary about cool.
The problem with cool is people think you mean awesome.
No.
People can be cool and I don't even like them.
So, you know, like, I'm cool with you.
That's different.
I'm talking about cool.
Cool started in 1953 with James Dean and 1955 with Marlon Brando, The Wild One, and what was the other one?
Rebel Without a Cause were the beginning of cool.
Have you found Wes Lang yet?
Yeah, I showed him.
Yeah, that guy.
So I said, wait, were you not always cool?
And he goes, yeah, I was cool.
And he showed me a picture of him when he was like 20, and he was a raver.
I go, dude, that doesn't, no.
You weren't cool till you were like 23.
But yeah, it started with those two.
That was the beginning of cool and wearing t-shirts and leather jackets.
And then that evolved into, you know, like the Fawns and all that kind of shit in the 70s and 80s.
But yeah, the people that you know of as cool were fucking losers.
You should see Scott Campbell.
Look him up, the tattooist.
He was a fat piece of shit until he was like 20.
Yeah, that guy.
He's known as one of the cool people.
Total nerd.
Fat, ugly nerd with a giant nose.
When he married Lake Bell.
When you get old, doesn't the loserness start to come back a little bit?
Oh, absolutely.
Well, he still acts like a fat guy.
He's really into celebrities.
We married one.
I think they're divorced now.
She left him for Chris Rock, I believe.
But you also can't be cool when you're old.
Cool should start with puberty, and it ends no matter what you want.
It ends at 29.
Sorry.
It's very, very difficult to be cool out.
Like maybe Josh Homey of Foo Fighters and Eagles of Death Metal.
I mean, he's pretty good at being cool in his old age, but it's a challenge.
Queens of the Stone Age guy.
Yeah.
Purple Works.
I'm on it right now.
I did not want to work out today.
We did an experiment this week where I said, I have tons of shit to say.
Let's just fucking, instead of trying to keep it to an hour, 20 a day, let's just give like five hours a day of content.
And it sucks.
I am burnt out.
I woke up this morning thinking, oh good, it's Saturday and the kids don't have baseball.
I'm a free man.
And I was lying to myself.
It's Friday.
See, I'll prove it.
New York Post, Fauci admitted that we made COVID.
So I was like, I don't want to go to the gym.
I don't want to fight a man on a fake day.
This was supposed to be Saturday.
You lied to me.
So I had my Purple Works.
And what that does is it infests your body with ants.
You get ants in your pants.
And then you have to go to the gym.
You have no choice.
Or you're going to be sitting at your desk like all prickly.
So I had my Purple Works.
I was not exactly sending the heavy bag off the chains, but I got a good seven rounds in.
Didn't do any sparring.
Did the sit-ups, the push-ups.
And now I feel much better with myself than if I didn't go.
So it's called gym rape.
And Purple Works endorses gym rape.
What you do is you rape yourself.
And once you've had, and I don't do a whole bucket thing, the whole scoop.
I just do like a teaspoon.
Do a teaspoon of Purple Works, whatever you're, because there's a lot of caffeine in it.
It's got, what has it got in it?
Creatine for strength, high-quality caffeine, green tea extract for energy and focus, vitamins for muscle and tissue repair, and carnassin beta-alanine for the tingles.
That's the ants I was talking about.
And yeah, if I didn't have Purple Works, I wouldn't have made it to the gym today.
I'm sure glad I did.
Oh yeah, sorry, I was talking about the scoop.
So if you have a high tolerance for caffeine, which I do not have, if I have two coffees, I have AIDS.
So you have whatever you can handle from a few sprinkles to a scoop.
And then you'll make yourself work out against your will.
No way would I do that much.
Do you do pre-workout?
I do.
Do you do a whole scoop?
I did the other night of gorilla mode.
The other night?
Yes.
You do a scoop of...
I bet you didn't sleep till 5 a.m.
Dude, I was...
And then the kids have to be a certain level of sleep before I could maybe go to the gym.
And so everything was, the path was cleared.
I took my pre-workout, the stimulant, and then a stimulant-free.
So I did a mix.
One of them's supposed to give you a big pump.
The other one's supposed to give you a lot of energy.
I just sat in the car in the Discord, the Gavin McInnes Discord, and argued about Catholicism for two hours on pre-work.
I'm just sitting there like, and you know, the doctrine.
It wasn't like that loud, but it was, you know, the tingles that you worked out?
No.
I just sat in the car and argued about Catholicism.
Wow.
So it didn't bear much charitability, but I do.
Yeah, I have no problem.
I could drink a cup of coffee right before taking a nap.
I don't know what's happening there.
You know what I've been thinking about recently?
Everyone says, yeah, caffeine doesn't make you more awake.
What it does is it makes your body forget that you're tired.
So there's a chemical that your brain releases when you're tired, and it stops that chemical so you don't even know that you're actually tired.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm so sick of hearing that.
It's always on Rogan and shit.
If I have two coffees, I shoot diarrhea out of my ass.
What about that?
I have explosive diarrhea if I have three coffees.
Is that me forgetting that I don't have diarrhea?
And what do Italians do after a big meal with all their pasta?
They have a little shot of espresso after dinner.
What's that doing?
It's helping them digest.
They're not forgetting they're not tired.
So I hereby defy that whole forgetting you're tired thing.
My wife told me the other day that sugar.
My life.
My life.
We've been rewarding my daughter with macaroons if she goes to poop by herself, like on her own.
Don't get those two confused.
Don't get eat switch.
If she does a macaroon, then we give her poop.
Yeah.
Oops.
I got to text my wife.
Yeah.
I would have gone with jujubes.
Right.
But yeah, no, right before bed, I was like, well, we would probably carry that over, give her the macaroon tomorrow.
And she said, no, that's a myth.
Sugar doesn't actually give you Energy, and I'm like, I don't believe you.
And for the my whole life, I think they do this on purpose.
Like, the scientific community will like drop stuff to be like, you don't actually know what's real anymore.
Well, I hate to abandon you, but I do think that's true.
What?
Yeah, we, I think, okay, you can get rid of the purple work shit.
Uh, I think it comes from kids' parties.
Kids have parties and they get fed sugar, and they're running around like maniacs because it's so fun because they're at a party, which I wish kids were always at all days.
Kids should be partying their entire childhood, but that's another story for another day.
So I think that that's why we think it makes them hyper.
I don't know.
Does sugar make you hyper?
I get a boost.
Yeah, the other day me and Maddie were kind of like lethargic, him because of his heart issues, and then me because I'm Puerto Rican.
And we both ate a candy bar, and we were just like, zing?
So yeah, they do talk about low blood sugar and stuff.
And I know this is for diabetics.
I used to hang out with a diabetic, and I'd noticed he was acting weird.
Logi, we used to call it.
And I would go get him a Gatorade, and all of a sudden, his brain would come back.
So, yeah.
Maybe it is a thing.
I was going to play the song Lads, Lads, Lads by the Lambrini Girls as the opening song.
And it's anti-dude.
They're good.
It's rock week.
It's rock week.
So this song is making fun of us.
So anyway, it's sort of like there's this Proud Boys book that's out, and a Proud Boy was telling me about it.
And he goes, it's supposed to be anti-Proud Boy, but I read it and I was just like, we're awesome.
So Lads in Britain is like Chads, like not quite soccer hooligans, but that type of guy.
And it's all about, you know, how horrible we are.
And I'll tell you when I've had enough.
He's saying to the bartender.
And I was like, this sounds cool.
I like this.
Like, I like how you're destroyed.
I like your portrayal of me.
You're trying to hurt my feelings, but you're making me pumped.
This sounds cool.
You can see that this is them performing it live.
It sounds much worse, obviously.
Just like The Clash.
But that's who is writing about the lads.
So you can tell she's not in the mood for lads.
But we've talked about this a lot on the show.
The whole, we're so separate, left and right, these days.
There's no middle class anymore.
It's either rich or poor as far as politics go.
And we're rich and they're poor intellectually.
And when they hurl insults, we own them and we agree.
Sort of like when they would say they portrayed Trump as Darth Vader, we're like, yeah.
It's even starting to happen to the Nazi thing.
They threw around Nazis so much that everything we liked, they called a Nazi.
And we're like, okay, I guess I'm into Nazi shit.
You wrecked your brand, dummies.
And now your insults are compliments.
Walking down the high street looking for some fresh meat.
Yeah.
I want to fuck some chicks.
Also in the music rock and roll world.
There's this thing that lefties do where they reverse engineer things.
So I saw some article recently where it was about a shooting in New Orleans at a parade.
And the author, who's one of the worst, Mark Hertzgaard or something, one of the worst white people there are, he said, blacks being murdered can be about racism, even if it's another black man who pulls the trigger.
Oh.
So black on black crime is my fault.
Is it?
Okay.
A black guy shooting up a black parade is me.
That's his name, Mark Hertzgaard.
And this is why I get mad at the anti-Semites because I'm like, guys, guys, you're spending all your hate on one group.
There's a lot of white people that deserve your hate.
Don't channel it just over there.
Get Mark Hertzgaard.
Here we go.
Oh, he's the worst.
Look at his executive director of Covering Climate, enviral correspondent for the nation.
He's like the personification of lefty San Franciscan.
Google image him.
You'll clench your fists.
He looks like Cameron from Ferris Bueller, yeah.
Listen here, Rooney.
But Google image the guy.
He's so detestable.
And it started with that article.
But anyway, it's this reverse engineering.
So Morrissey is really popular in Mexico and with a lot of Hispanics, but especially in Mexico.
And Morrissey's no dummy.
He knows that you have your, What a great thing to do.
Forgive people who murder your family.
How commendable.
I don't forgive people who were rude to me in kindergarten.
That's my least favorite thing about Christianity is the forgiveness part.
Nope, it's not the Scottish way.
Anyway, I brought him up to talk about reverse engineering where you want, you have a hypothesis and you want it to be true.
So it's very simple.
Morrissey is popular in Mexico because he has big black hair and Mexicans have great hair, so they like to do the Morrissey look with the big pompadour.
Say two.
That's it.
Sorry.
Very simple.
It's hair-based.
But this guy's theory is awesome.
I really like Mexican people.
Why is this guy named Morrissey so revered in the Latin community?
Sells out stadiums everywhere.
It is because his biggest fan base is Mexican, Latinos in general.
Why?
Because for the longest throughout history, our culture is synonymous with machismo, never showing your emotions, toxic masculinity, the whole kind of spectrum of that.
But for Mexicans specifically that were born here or came to this country, here's a man who is ultimately proud to be vulnerable on stage and also resonated with the music that we grew up with in Spanish.
Very romantic.
And so he gave us permission to feel, to cry.
That's why Morris made it.
What is universal?
What is the music connects?
Merengue about the Smiths.
They don't sound remotely Mexican.
Where are the horns?
What are you talking about?
I hate academics.
I hate intellectuals.
They're just fucking word faggots.
Speaking of homos, Ryan has been behaving really badly these days.
And I don't...
It is.
Oh, it was.
Yeah, it's a cover.
So take it back.
Yeah.
That's the original.
The Smiths were doing a cover of this.
I really like Mariachi, man.
Yeah, Ryan pretends to be Mr. Catholic.
He's on the Discord talking about morality.
And he says he's happily married to his wife.
He'd never cheat on his wife.
And then we catch him arguing with some chick about how he's a better guitar player than Jimi Hendrix.
That's true.
While also cheating on his wife with her.
And we caught it on camera.
I'm not afraid to show it.
He's just playing guitar.
I don't see what the problem is.
I haven't had a haircut like that in probably 12 years.
Oh, you're saying that's not you?
That's certainly not me.
And I don't have a Sunburst telecaster or Triburst Fade.
That's clearly you.
And here's a scoop, guys.
We have discovered his girlfriend, his secret mistress, that he's been hiding from everyone.
This is the chick Ryan's been fucking behind his wife's back, and she's been outed.
Bet you feel pretty uncomfortable right now, don't you, Ryan?
I don't know who the hell that is.
Oh, really?
Wait, is that a dude?
I thought it was a chick.
I hadn't heard the audio.
Not everything's about looks, Gavin.
I'm waiting for a cargo of your tame beef don't look like this.
Look how stupid that sandwich is.
It's a great recipe.
It's a pile of shit in a button.
It looks bad, but it actually tastes good.
It takes a while.
And speaking of people in the community, Maddie's son has been marketing these bongs, Maddie Odell's son, and they're seemingly indestructible.
It's pretty impressive.
Ladies and gentlemen, you've seen me take tank glass bongs and strap them to fireworks and set them up in the sky.
You've seen me hit these things with Kendo Swords, and they've never had a little chip.
And of course, you've seen me recently.
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You need a first aid kit, right?
There's a first aid kit in your home.
There's a first aid kit in your RV, your boat, your car, road trips, you need one.
So that's just a given.
Now, if you're getting a first aid kit, why not get it from someone who is MAGA, who supports free speech, who supports the show?
Like if we had a toilet paper sponsor.
You're getting toilet paper, so get it from a MAGA guy.
My optometrist is MAGA.
He's in the city.
I got to go all the way down from the burbs to get my glasses fixed.
Or get new ones.
Your whole life should be as MAGA as possible.
You know how like these rappers talk about we need to get like a black entertainment and black dollar and black currency and only support black business.
One day we'll have our own black army.
I feel the same way about MAGA.
Let's dip into some sprinkles, shall we?
Ah.
Frinkles.
By the way, I'm not wearing Nita Fashions for the first time ever.
Just the shirt is Nita Fashions.
And once you get like your basics with Nita Fashions and you can go to their Instagram, get on their DM.
I don't even feel like I'm doing an ad for them.
I'm doing you a favor.
You go to their Instagram, pull that up, Jamie.
You DM them, you set up an appointment.
You can wait until they're on tour, which is a few times a year.
They come by your town.
And then you get sized up.
And then after you get your basics, you can go like, what's the pinkest shirt you got?
And they go, well, this is a pink shirt.
And you go, no.
I want you to go to the back room and bring out the pinkest pink you have.
And they go, well, we have a pink that's, it's actually illegal.
And I don't think you could handle it.
And I go, I can handle it.
Sir, please, just take this.
I say, Peter, I got this.
Anil, I got this.
And they're like, buddy, you're being a crazy psycho man.
We're not going to do it.
And then they pull this out and I get it.
And I can handle it.
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They do all my suits except for this one.
And let's see some sprinkles.
The sprinkles.
This guy's awesome.
It's such a simple, dumb joke that he does with his Apple Vision Pro goggles with headphones string.
What the fuck is the matter with me?
cord He just puts his credit card in ski goggles and has a cord sticking out I mean it's possible they're not idiots for thinking it's real.
I just love this shit and they've all gone home and told their mom this there was a guy who pressed his face to my squarespace.
No, I promise you he has a screen and he can see it and he's changing things and he's choosing Wow, she's ugly This guy also this is a good example of what I mean by sprinkles There's funny hardworking funny people who do funny stuff.
Okay Burt Kreischer hardworking guy.
He's not doesn't have the magic Louis C.K. could read the back of a cereal box and he could make it funny and this guy I don't know he's just got the he's got that special touch that little magic dust I'm out here today talking shit to mailboxes on my rollerblade so when I'm done with my Big Mac I put my tray on top you McDonald's looking piece of shit mailbox more like this guy's litter box
You piece of shit.
Who lives here?
Sally and Jack Skellington.
Piece of shit.
Oh, hey, Tin Man.
Sorry, I haven't seen Dorothy.
You heartless piece of shit.
That last one looked too small to hold any mail.
Like, what's that?
Just, like, business cards?
Aren't letters this long?
What are you getting in there?
Hmm.
This thing is a true piece of shit.
Now, this guy, he's right on the line.
Doing Chinese accents, it worked for Ben Bankus, right?
Because no one was allowed to do them.
So when you do them, everyone laughs, especially one billion Chinese.
But, uh, and imitating your parents is also, I mean, I do it all the time.
But it's kind of hack.
So I'll leave this up to you, Ryan.
Okay.
Hey, Dad, I was wondering if it was okay if I got a tattoo.
Hey, Dad, I'm gonna get a tattoo all over my body.
My face, my arms, my hands, my ass, my asshole.
I'm gonna do that one all over.
Motherfuck, son.
I'm gonna beat your ass.
Hey, Dad, I want to start singing.
I feel like I have a really good voice.
Hey, Dad, I'm gonna drop out of school to become the sound crowd rapper, okay?
So I'm not gonna become the doctor, scientist, mechanical engineer.
I'm not doing that one.
That's why you're never gonna beat your record to Kevin.
Hey, Dad, is it okay if I sleep over at my friend's house?
Hey, Dad, I'm gonna sleep with multiple guys all at once.
So basically, you're gonna play the monopoly in the bedroom.
What are you saying?
Hey, Dad, I want to start taking creatine.
Is that okay?
Hey, Dad, I'm basically a drug addict.
I rubber the drug.
I can't go one day without crack, cold, heroin, adderall.
I'm basically number one rank for drug addiction.
Motherfuck, son.
Do you want to die?
Hey, Dad, is it okay if I take the car for like a late night drive?
Hey, Dad, I'm gonna take the car for a high-speed Paris chase.
And then I'm gonna crash the car so it increased the insurance bill.
Why you do that one?
How you do that one?
What do you think?
I feel like that could have ended quicker.
Yeah, the last two, I was like, I get it.
Your dad is negative.
Yes.
But the concept is funny.
Like, I haven't really seen that before.
I guess I have.
It's immigrants, man.
My dad was the same way.
He came from a world where the educated were successful and had great lives.
And the uneducated died of alcoholism.
So if I didn't get educated, my life was over.
And if I dress punk in high school, I won't get educated.
So I had to hide my clothes in the bushes.
Did I ever tell you that?
No.
I would leave with like a polo on.
And then there was a bush near the bus stop.
I had to take public transit because my dad got me into a better school that wasn't in our district by lying.
And so I would take public transit to get to school.
But I'd have to change at the bus stop with these clothes I hid in a bush.
15C.
What is this now?
I forgot what this is.
15C.
How you doing?
Oh, yeah.
This guy.
Stop.
This guy goes up to people and pretends he knows them.
And I've done this a million times.
Like, talk to people that I have no idea who I'm talking to.
And they remember me, but I don't remember them.
And then halfway through, you start wondering, wait, are you fucking with me?
And you don't know me?
And you're tricking me?
That's what this guy does.
He is tricking them.
How you doing?
We've been trying to get a hold of you, but the machine down at the office is broken right now.
Wrong guy.
Or Justin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey.
What the fuck?
I wonder what happened to you, man.
Bro, it's been rough, man.
I ain't seen you forever.
Yeah.
Well, what was the drywall deal in Newark?
Dude.
Yeah.
You still need that done?
Well, you know what?
I didn't know what happened, man.
I figured Brian would contact me.
Brian's always got my number.
Well, dude, that guy kept fucking with me.
Oh.
And I had to put him out.
So I got a big health suit going on right now.
Oh, was that your property?
I hit him with a hammer.
You know, I got pissed off.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I hit him upside the head with a hammer.
He was out for three and a half hours, man.
Almost.
But he deserved it, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was just on you, fucking riding you and shit.
He kept riding me, dude.
I wasn't going to take it no longer.
That's fucking crazy, dude.
I know.
I'm a little worried about what's going to happen.
You ever done time?
I hit him in the side of the head with a hammer.
He was out for three hours.
I did, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know I complain about people wasting other people's time, like with prank calls, but this doesn't feel like that.
Yeah.
not looking forward to going back this fucking food sucks you know but dude yeah work house does it oh dude yeah me too yeah gladiator tanks you know juice for milk gladiator tanks.
You should have seen it, man.
Juice for milk.
Juice for milk?
He said.
Oh, juice for milk?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the name of the thing.
That's hilarious.
Well, check out the next one.
variety with these too Still losing your ass, huh?
How you doing, man?
How you doing?
How you been doing?
Good, man.
Oh, my God.
No.
Mike got hit, bro.
What happened?
Dude, if you got his number, you need to text him.
We'll have his own.
He got hit at the barbecue.
You know Steve, right?
Balbony.
Yeah, She Balbony.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Sheep Balbony.
He fucking hit Mike in the head as he's got a three and a half inch lump coming up as he goes to jail.
This guy loves hitting in the head in the number three.
Nigga jail.
You want to talk about it?
Juice for milk, motherfucker.
What's Steve doing?
Dude, Steve's smoking crypto again.
Did you know that?
No, I didn't know that.
He was in rehab twice.
He was in rehab.
I told you.
I didn't know he was smoking that shit, though.
Yeah, but you know what?
He's a good guy.
I like him.
What are you doing, fucking geared up like back of action, gambling every day?
Shake shit.
But if it changes me.
I know.
Take shit every day.
I've been watching you.
Yay.
Yay, you were a little tight.
I know, dude.
I was in jail again.
For what?
Stealing purses?
Stealing from coach purses, the good ones.
You know, selling them in the hood.
But I'm not doing that shit anymore, so.
Sooner or later they catch you.
You know how it works.
I got caught once, dude.
Did you go preaching at all?
Nah, six months in the fucking workhouse.
Workhouse.
What's the workhouse?
All right, that's enough of that.
That's awesome.
Friday we do a lot of catching up on little morsels.
I wanted to do to do to do.
That's enough of catching up on morsels.
Okay, let's I want to talk about idiocracy in politics.
I kinda like it that it's badass, but it's also kind of embarrassing to me.
You know what I mean?
I'll give you some examples.
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