A.I. is making better and better songs unless they mention Gavin's chin in which case they suck. College students have never been dumber, Biden has never been more lost, and white people have never said, "Black ass."
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Make a picture of your wife, talk for my personal thought of you, get an ugly girl to marry you. | |
| A pretty woman makes her husband look small, and her head off the causes is gone. | |
| As soon as she married herself, then she starts, the things that will break this heart. | |
| But if you make an ugly woman your wife, you'll be happy for the rest of your life. | |
| An ugly woman couldn't feel gone down, she'll always give you peace of mind. | |
| If you wanna be... | |
| Thank you. | |
| If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, get yourself a wife. | |
| That's Jimmy Soule rocking out saying, put a ring on it. | |
| The original Proud Boy. | |
| You fucked a bunch of broads, you partied a bunch. | |
| What the hell are you waiting for? | |
| I thought that was AI. | |
| And I was like, where's the joke? | |
| The most boring A.I. | |
| song? | |
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| Welcome back to the show. | |
| This is the Friday free show. | |
| The first half is free, the second half is behind a paywall. | |
| I tried making a mini version of the show so you non-subscribers could see that we have a letters page and a final video and these different segments, but that's not fun for me. | |
| I would prefer to do a complete show once. | |
| So I'm going to bite the hand that feeds me and fuck myself over. | |
| Dude, so my buddy's friend died on Sunday, right? | |
| So I drank with him Sunday, Monday. | |
| Tuesday, the missus wanted to party. | |
| Okay, never saying no to that. | |
| Wednesday was Anthony, so I had the hair of the dog. | |
| And then yesterday I was like, all right, you got to pay the tax man at some point. | |
| And so I paid him yesterday, could barely eat until about six or 7pm. | |
| And then I finally sort of shook myself to bed after we did the Thursday night show. | |
| And the nightmares were unbelievable. | |
| Children under duress. | |
| Like, it started out okay. | |
| Never talk about your dreams, your job, or your kids. | |
| It started out okay. | |
| I was doing a relay race, some sort of promotion with Greg Gutfeld. | |
| We were dressed ridiculously, like dandies, and we were doing a relay, but it was organized by chicks. | |
| So I'm sexist in my dreams. | |
| And they didn't have the correct balls for it, and Greg was like, I'm outta here. | |
| And I go, we can make a relay race. | |
| We could still do the commercial. | |
| We'll just have to do it ourselves. | |
| And he's like, nah. | |
| Now, it was in the most dangerous place in the world, this house that we were shooting this at. | |
| But the subway would touch the house almost. | |
| You could jump on, get away from the savages and be gone. | |
| So imagine like Port-au-Prince, Haiti right now with barbecue running the show. | |
| So I stick around after he leaves. | |
| I go, I'll make it home later, whatever. | |
| I have a backpack and a fanny pack, and I missed the last train, so I've gotta go out into the abyss, into Judgment Night. | |
| And there's all these, like, gangster murderers. | |
| They want my fanny pack so bad. | |
| Meanwhile, the only thing, I'm realizing how boring this is as I tell it. | |
| The only thing in my fanny pack was dog food, some doggy treats, a bit of, a jar of change, but I couldn't let them grab it. | |
| Because that would show weakness, and I could see with these hyenas that if I even let them take like a dollar from me, they were gonna do worse and murder me eventually. | |
| And if you're ever even slightly coherent in your nightmares, and nightmares are stressful, so it's likely that you're having a moment, your adrenaline is sort of waking up a little bit. | |
| If you can grab a semblance of control, Win. | |
| They say that depression, like the Butthole Surfers song, 22 going on 23, they say that depression comes from not being able to come out a winner in your dreams. | |
| So don't be, and this goes for life too, don't just be passive and sit back and go, oh well, I guess I'm in hell, I'm gonna get murdered, I'm in Haiti. | |
| Haiti's in America. | |
| So I don't know if I willed this, but at some point there was this biker, I think his name was Bugsy, And he heard that I had been around, and he had created this incredible tank truck that had these flat boards that jutted out on the side. | |
| And if you tried to attack it, the boards would make you slip, or you could stand on the boards. | |
| And so I got into that. | |
| And people were jumping on it and they were falling and I was, I was holding on to the front. | |
| I wasn't in it. | |
| I was in front of the grill, but I was standing on one of the boards because there's garbage everywhere. | |
| I forgot to mention that. | |
| Everywhere is garbage. | |
| So I guess it was Haiti. | |
| It was like white Haiti. | |
| And I made it across the border to safety. | |
| And then I remembered I have a buddy back in there. | |
| And I look at the side of the thing, he was standing on one of the boards. | |
| I don't know where he came from. | |
| He was gone. | |
| So the dream ended with me having to go back, and I decided I'm gonna give them my fanny pack and my backpack. | |
| Because as I learned from the documentary, The Gentleman on Netflix, when you're doing business with geezers, you gotta give a little bit to get a little bit. | |
| You gotta negotiate. | |
| But yeah, these nightmares at the end of a bender are something else! | |
| Something else. | |
| Woke up in a cold sweat. | |
| I went to Japan last night in my dream. | |
| Ooh. | |
| Nothing wrong with that. | |
| You're right, Gavin. | |
| There was nothing wrong with that. | |
| It was an enjoyable experience, and we even partook in some of the traditions, like tourist trap things. | |
| Of course, you know, the bridge where people eat those little sandwiches. | |
| So non-alcoholics' dreams are boring, is what you're saying. | |
| Like, mine could be a blockbuster film. | |
| Well, it was peaceful. | |
| It was nice. | |
| But you know what's sad? | |
| So the place where you traditionally eat the sandwiches on the bridge was closed. | |
| Next time! | |
| I think you need to become an alcoholic, my friend. | |
| You need some color in your life. | |
| I drank wine one of these past Sundays. | |
| A little glass of wine. | |
| Yeah, well pour me a big tall glass of care next time you have a story about one of your dreams. | |
| LeBron James had a pretty big announcement today that I was stunned to hear. | |
| I'm going to transition and take my talents to the WNBA and join the Indiana Fever. | |
| - And this fall, man, this is very tough. - I'm going to transition and take my talents to the WNBA and join the Indiana Fever. | |
| - Why? - I've just always felt like I was born in the wrong body. | |
| - Was it always in your plan? | |
| - Well, I mean... | |
| - This is something that has been way-- - Guys, have you never heard of room tone? | |
| I was just about to download this and fix it. | |
| Yeah! | |
| It's in there. | |
| It's there! | |
| The room tone's all there. | |
| You could just take it and then multiply it. | |
| The thing so it doesn't sound monotonous like it's going... You could reverse it, you know? | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah, because if you only have like a couple seconds, you're gonna hear... Right. | |
| A little, not quite that big of a blip, but you're gonna hear a cut. | |
| Or you take an even smaller piece, like that doesn't have the, and then you would multiply that, but then randomize what it is so it does sound, there's ways, guys. | |
| There's ways, come on. | |
| Come on, you fucking fuddy-duddy. | |
| In fact, when we do the Nick Oakes AI, it like forces the room tone, so if we have a sample that we give it that had room tone, it has that in there, which is kind of annoying, but it's like hard to actually avoid doing it the right way. | |
| So I don't know how they messed this up. | |
| Yeah, it's a challenge to fuck this up so badly. | |
| And this fall, man. | |
| And people are like, AI is getting so good. | |
| It is, if you do it right. | |
| Like this, Helen Keller doing Billie Jean. | |
| I think they nailed this perfectly. | |
| In fact, for a second there, I thought, this might be real. | |
| And then I realized, no, no, she died way before Billie Jean. | |
| Is this the verse? | |
| Hey! | |
| Hey! | |
| Yeah, this is the verses. | |
| I think the chorus is coming up. | |
| Yeah, that's the chorus. | |
| My kids don't believe in Helen Keller. | |
| I don't either. | |
| Okay. | |
| So Helen Keller's out. | |
| Buildings are made by aliens, I guess. | |
| Have you heard the arguments against Helen Keller? | |
| Yeah, I've heard of the arguments against Australia existing. | |
| And planes. | |
| And birds. | |
| That doesn't... | |
| Speaking of A.I. | |
| songs, Baby Monster sent us in a bunch that are unique to us. | |
| It's strange I'm playing them right now to people who are not necessarily familiar with the show, because you won't get these jokes. | |
| Well, here, here, here, we can explain it to someone. | |
| Play the Jell-O-Bain drop. | |
| Okay. | |
| You don't know what a Jell-O-Bain... I started following her, and he was just raving about Grandma's snacks. | |
| She's got chocolate bars and jello beans. | |
| She's got muffins. | |
| Does he have a... I got an M&M blast! | |
| I got an M&M blast! | |
| And the mom is like, we have all those things. | |
| He's like, nah, they got hard candy and Jujubees. | |
| Oh, I know you don't know what a jellybean is. | |
| So go to the email... I think the first one is a beautiful country song lamenting the fact that he doesn't know what a jellybean is. | |
| Sitting here on my front porch swing watching the sunset reminiscing Longing to know what a jelly bean means. | |
| But I'm stuck here, lost in this bittersweet dream. | |
| In this small town, life can be so tough. | |
| Everyone's got their secrets. | |
| Ain't no easy stuff. | |
| I ask them folks what it means. | |
| But they just laugh. | |
| Oh, the mystery of the jelly bean. | |
| The mystery. - Oh, yeah. - It's like a photograph. | |
| It doesn't make sense. | |
| What's the next one? | |
| I was googling, asking all kinds of people what a jellybean is. | |
| "Bowings and branches too" "Bowings truck" "Bowings?" "Can't keep the planes blue" "Can you give us some background stuff?" This should be the competence crisis. | |
| Yeah, I can see why you thought that opening song was AI. | |
| Yeah, I can see why you thought that opening song was AI. | |
| What's the next one? | |
| How did they get the tone of drums and guitar? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Crazy. | |
| I don't get this. | |
| How it relates to our culture. | |
| No chin shots? | |
| Oh, oh, he's saying, like, we're gonna do it. | |
| This show's not going to be canceled by a chin joke. | |
| What's this song? | |
| This is a totally different person. | |
| Wrote a song about me. | |
| It's an A&I song about me? | |
| That's one of my favorite subjects. | |
| Pull up the lyrics. | |
| Is this it? | |
| Well, it's 1-4. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So we're leaving one on the table there. | |
| I guess so, yeah. | |
| This is a totally different person. | |
| person. | |
| In the morning, wake up with a smile, but Gavin's bed ain't dry. | |
| It took a while. | |
| He had a little accident. | |
| Oh, so sad. | |
| Better not be a chin mention here. | |
| Now he's sleeping in a puddle, what a lad. | |
| No chin, no worries, he's got his style. | |
| Okay, okay, okay, okay. | |
| That, no, he's talking about a different guy. | |
| Did you, you didn't hear the lyrics? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| He said, he said Gavin McKins. | |
| Is that your name? | |
| Is your name Gavin McKins? | |
| Last I checked, it was Gavin McKinnis. | |
| Nope, not even close. | |
| Do you know why? | |
| Because the Gavin I know wouldn't walk out. | |
| Wouldn't walk out of a show, no. | |
| Because that would prove that they're right and they're not. | |
| So it's really, you know, for one to walk out would be to confirm what they're saying. | |
| We're back. | |
| Okay, let's maybe, there's a positive song. | |
| Nope, nope, this one's different. | |
| What is this? | |
| A warrior in his real daily wire, one with his eye. | |
| No way for the juice, they say it ain't right. | |
| The coinkers rising, ready to fire. | |
| A southern border is an open door. | |
| Standing millions away, but what for? | |
| Was it 599? | |
| Someone says this next one, video of you stealing a phone, might break me out of this slump that I'm in now By the way, I haven't wet the bed in at least a year. | |
| There you go. | |
| Way to fucking bring up the past. | |
| Eat that, haters. | |
| So this is you stealing a phone. | |
| This has been sent to me so many times, it almost made it to the Google Doc. | |
| Please stop sending me this. | |
| I don't see the resemblance at all. | |
| Here, just to compare. | |
| And this is going to sound racist, but I was really impressed that Chinese people can do comedy. | |
| That's pretty funny. | |
| That's a pretty good joke. | |
| Also, Sprinks. | |
| See the email, Sprinks? | |
| I didn't number it. | |
| It got past me. | |
| But we keep finding these funny guys. | |
| You turn on Comedy Central, you don't see a lot of funny guys. | |
| You go to a comedy club, you don't see a lot of funny guys. | |
| It's like comedy has been wokefied and ruined in the mainstream. | |
| So you have to go to the outskirts of TikTok to find stuff that was pretty easy to find, you know, up until pretty recently, up until Obama. | |
| No, Trump. | |
| I would say Trump. | |
| That's when the woke people decided they had to blockade comedy. | |
| Anyway, I'm ruining it by building it up. | |
| My door is locked. | |
| I'm syncing the image in my brain. | |
| I'm not going to worry that it's unlocked once I lay in bed. | |
| What's up man? | |
| Oh, you left your door unlocked. | |
| I did? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know what sucks about that is I did like a, I did like a, I have a thing where I kind of worry about if I locked my door every time I lay down. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So I kind of really tried to sync the image of me locking it in. | |
| Got it. | |
| Well, you know when sometimes you lay down and you're like, did I make that shit up in my head or like did it really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, you did. | |
| You made it. | |
| That's scary because it kind of confirms. | |
| Yeah, so now you'll do it forever. | |
| Like I always wonder, did I leave, did I park my car? | |
| Did I, did I lock my car? | |
| Did I turn the lights off? | |
| Did I really lock it? | |
| So what's the repercussions for me? | |
| I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. | |
| Oh no! | |
| I'm gonna take the fluff out of that chair. | |
| Love that chair. | |
| Is that Call of Duty World at War? | |
| I believe so, yeah. | |
| That was a great one. | |
| That was the one with zombies for the first time. | |
| Yes, it was very fun. | |
| Taking that. | |
| Why do you want to, what's going, like what is this? | |
| Oh, uh, this is my job. | |
| Do you, can you let it slide or no? | |
| Because believe it or not, I really don't like to, uh, like, get this shit beaten out of me. | |
| I don't like it. | |
| Really? | |
| Look at this arm. | |
| He's got a, he looks like he's a burn victim. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You ever do a take a picture? | |
| Burning, being burnt makes you funny. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Um, you did it. | |
| Any tip for you kids at home, if you want to get funny, get some hot oil on those arms. | |
| He's on fire. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Look at it again. | |
| He's good at burning people. | |
| That's a sick burn. | |
| You didn't even say anything. | |
| Wow! | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| You believe that? | |
| What, your brain does? | |
| Your brain plays tricks on you. | |
| All right, come on. | |
| So that's great. | |
| That was really funny. | |
| Purple Works Nutrition missed the gym all week because of this stupid bender. | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. | |
| Today I was like, OK, come on. | |
| You didn't drink at all. | |
| Well, I had only like five drinks last night. | |
| I paid my nightmare tax. | |
| End of every bender, you gotta pay the IRS with an entire night of nightmares. | |
| And I thought, I gotta get there. | |
| But I barely slept. | |
| I was tossing and turning. | |
| And I thought, I need that one little push. | |
| And there we got Purple Works Nutrition. | |
| Don't skip this, because I have a very special segment here. | |
| I want to get to the part with the beta alanine. | |
| It's got beta alanine. | |
| It does. | |
| It builds your muscles. | |
| That's true. | |
| It doesn't give you the shits. | |
| No. | |
| But I decided to do a special segment for today's Purple Works Nutrition and show you some art from my gym. | |
| So get this stuff. | |
| It gives you the tingles. | |
| I definitely see muscle development. | |
| I'm still a fat pig because I have so much beer and carbs. | |
| Wait, wait. | |
| But it just makes you go to the gym. | |
| And when I was there, Larry kept trying to hit me with the pads. | |
| I was fucking a blocking machine. | |
| Can't hit you. | |
| At one point, I ducked. | |
| And he's like, ooh, look at you. | |
| Yep. | |
| Bobbing and weaving. | |
| Anyway, while I'm on Purpleworks Nutrition and slamming away, I thought I could show you some things. | |
| Here's a poster a baby monster made of Larry Barnes and his big fight with Felix Trinidad. | |
| Kind of a career-altering fight. | |
| And if you look at the very bottom, it's kind of hard to see, but it says, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. | |
| So that's a fun little shout-out to baby monsters at the gym. | |
| This is, I don't know what the fuck is going on with this, but that's on the wall. | |
| It appears to be some kind of a seagull with little booties on, playing a trumpet with a flying kitten. | |
| I... You don't know what that is? | |
| No. | |
| Mike Tyson used to do these, like these collages. | |
| That's a Mike Tyson. | |
| Oh! | |
| That's a Mike... I just made that up. | |
| Me, you, one, zero, whatever. | |
| So, that means a boxer came to my gym and said to the owner, hey man, I don't know if you give a shit, but I made this. | |
| Cat's got glasses on, I don't know if you want to... He's like, yeah, sure, ka-clunk. | |
| He staples it to the wall. | |
| In the middle, too. | |
| He gets it laminated, too. | |
| Like, every single thing in the gym is laminated. | |
| That's a staple right there. | |
| Yeah. | |
| In the center of the artwork. | |
| I don't know, what are his shoes? | |
| Roller skates? | |
| Kind of got a roller skatey vibe. | |
| What else do we got at the gym that's important to relay? | |
| This is weird, so that's Larry standing up there with his arms up, and it appears he beat the shit out of everyone in the gym. | |
| Where are you? | |
| Are they just- or maybe they're tired because he's such a good trainer? | |
| But that's a good quality drawing, whoever did that, but I don't know, it looks like the trainer's a little too hard on the clientele. | |
| Yeah, I don't think if you're tired, you grab your balls. | |
| Like, you hit him in the balls. | |
| I guess, come to our gym. | |
| Our trainers will beat the shit out of you. | |
| They'll kill everyone but the dog. | |
| Okay? | |
| What else do we got? | |
| This might take you a second to realize, but it is a bookshelf in the shape of a face. | |
| Tons of books are available. | |
| Read. | |
| Better yourself. | |
| I've never seen anyone touch a book I don't think anyone at my gym can read. | |
| No offense. | |
| Well, that's not fair. | |
| There's a couple authors, but let me put it this way. | |
| The most people I've met who can't read happen to be at a boxing gym. | |
| There's a reason that there's a scholarship in college for every other sport but boxing. | |
| Safest place in the gym to hide your money. | |
| Yes. | |
| You can put your crypto wallet in there. | |
| If I don't want the trainers to see me and tell me what to do, I just stand by the books because they have a natural aversion. | |
| Although I keep wanting to get that Lost and Found book. | |
| The Bronx is Burning, I think, is about the Yankees. | |
| Next. | |
| Here's the G-Dog. | |
| I think you gotta zoom out. | |
| I'm on the wall. | |
| My boys, Vicks. | |
| I'm saying my boys, the Proud Boys, are the victims here. | |
| Proud goons chief blames lefties. | |
| I guess that's me. | |
| So that was the Daily News. | |
| I signed it for some reason. | |
| Wherein they're a liberal newspaper here. | |
| It's mostly for teachers and stuff. | |
| Hey! | |
| And they were saying that they were allowing me to say that these guys have been framed and fucked over. | |
| That next picture is John gets so horny. | |
| That's Big John. | |
| At the gym. | |
| That he's like, please, just for one second. | |
| I'm like, dude, I'm lifting weights. | |
| Please. | |
| Not now. | |
| I was waiting to receive you. | |
| Yeah, he goes, I'll wait here, you see if you feel like it later on. | |
| I'm like, I'm not gonna feel like it, I'm telling you right now. | |
| I've noticed Americans, they love puns, as Ryan does, but I don't think they think about what the other one is. | |
| Like the example I always use is, you know, we've got these new biscuits and they're called sun chips and you put them where the sun don't shine. | |
| And it works because it's sun and sun chips, but the sun don't shine means your ass. | |
| Like nuclear is not a good thing to be in a swimming pool. | |
| I get that it's new and it's clear, but nuclear waste is bad for you. | |
| Do they think it's clean? | |
| Like, nuclear's clean. | |
| Yeah, I think it's just like, I got a wordplay, I'm not going any deeper than that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I actually saw one of these workers, like, while I was getting Xen. | |
| Okay, good story. | |
| Like, the other day. | |
| Is that, are they new? | |
| N-U, are they new around town? | |
| Sounds like a pun, but okay. | |
| This is one of my favorite things I look at every day. | |
| C's does not have an apostrophe. | |
| I C's a typo here. | |
| And, uh... I just... I keep meaning to bring in some grey paint and just cover the C's apostrophe. | |
| But... That's the kind of thing you keep meaning to do, you never get around to it. | |
| Of course it'll... Does that fly over your head, Ryan? | |
| No, it definitely shouldn't be there. | |
| But you know what confused me? | |
| It's... I-T-S. | |
| Sometimes there's not an apostrophe, right? | |
| I always thought there was an apostrophe. | |
| Welcome to fourth grade. | |
| Welcome to eight-year-old levels of spelling and grammar. | |
| I've never thought about it. | |
| You should probably edit that out. | |
| I'm okay with... It possibly indicates that part of the word has been removed. | |
| Okay, Ryan, please don't waste time on the show with the dumbest shit imaginable. | |
| Next? | |
| Well, if you know it, you'd explain it. | |
| Yeah, I don't know it. | |
| I like this one because he goes, Do not hit bags hard. | |
| Speedbags made for speed. | |
| Not... | |
| Strength, whatever. | |
| But then he's like walking. | |
| Yeah, not power. | |
| And then he's like, well, it's not bags. | |
| It's this particularly the speed bag. | |
| So he has to add speed in there. | |
| And then he's like, it's not just power. | |
| It's timing, too. | |
| So he adds a little plus timing. | |
| It's an organic sign. | |
| It grows over time. | |
| I think that's the last one. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Just some puppies on the wall in case you like puppies. | |
| Those are there. | |
| I don't. | |
| I don't have a feeling for puppies. | |
| Leon Spanx just showing off his grill. | |
| Looks great. | |
| Oh, this one is fun. | |
| That's their old gym. | |
| But zoom in on those four guys. | |
| Imagine how low IQ you'd have to be to call yourself... No, no. | |
| The four guys at the bottom? | |
| To call yourself Face Mr. Magnificent. | |
| Hi, I'm Face Mr. Magnificent. | |
| And why is it a different font size? | |
| So, I wanted to say face, that's how I'm known, but I'm also known as Mr. Magnificent, so you gotta make Mr. Magnificent a little smaller. | |
| Who knew Jadakiss and DJ Shortcuts would be the most rational guys in the room? | |
| Alright, is that it? | |
| That is it. | |
| That's a new twist on Purple Works Nutrition. | |
| So they sponsored a look at the posters on my gym. | |
| At my gym? | |
| Uh... | |
| All right, and then finally, Need of Fashions. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Is that your new one? | |
| No. | |
| Nope. | |
| Because I saw somebody, a baby monster that got fitted in Jersey, they just got theirs yesterday. | |
| So that means ours is a week along, if all goes according to plan. | |
| Okay. | |
| Exciting. | |
| I think a lot of them, Need of Fashions is so efficient, That even when they're on tour, they're sending plans back to Hong Kong and having people make it there. | |
| So baby monsters were getting their shirts, even though Anil and Peter haven't returned yet. | |
| But are they still on their tour? | |
| What do we got here? | |
| It's Friday the 26th. | |
| I don't have today's New York Post. | |
| I took my motorcycle. | |
| I stuffed it under my bum bum. | |
| And when I got here, it's gone. | |
| So it's gooched. | |
| It's gooched away. | |
| It's the 26th of April. | |
| Yeah, so they're in Palo Alto, California tomorrow. | |
| Today is their last day in San Francisco. | |
| Probably too late for you to schedule a San Francisco visit. | |
| But their tour ends this week. | |
| Depending what you call a week. | |
| This Monday, I guess. | |
| 27th and 28th, so tomorrow, Saturday, and Sunday, they're in Palo Alto. | |
| You go over there, you get a fitting, check out some swaths, you choose where your buttons go. | |
| It sounds gay, but it's super fun. | |
| That being said, I think I'm gonna cut the show off now, and say to all you freeloaders what I say at the end of every show, which is, |