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April 22, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S5E81: THE END

  After a full week of abuse, it appears our host has finally had enough.

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Some cool diddies by Mark Winter, a kid from Indiana.
That band is called D L I M C Which I guess stands for D Leopardo Industrial Music Company.
The song is Wicker Park, and it's kind of a groovy, fun indie rock 1-3.
There's a picture of him there.
I think.
Yeah, 1-3.
That's him in the bottom left there.
Just eating some Doritos.
He's got a lot of cool little indie projects.
Kind of reminds me of Camper Van Beethoven.
You know, I was thinking today about my daughter.
She's back from boarding school this weekend.
And I'm like, my fucking community, my neighbors in Westchester, when that shit was hitting the fan in 2018, my daughter was, when we moved to the suburbs originally, we were very popular because suburbanites are dull normies and we were the fun city people from Brooklyn.
My daughter had friends over all day, every day.
And they were just like slung over the furniture like cats.
It annoyed me that they were on their phones, but I was happy that my daughter had an instant like group of friends.
Then the housewives, the board housewives, decided that I was persona non grata, and that's fine.
But they also told their daughters not to hang out with mine.
And almost overnight, she's eating lunch alone in the cafeteria.
I remember one of the quotes was, her father thinks that Consuilla should go back where she came from.
Their real, the way they translated it to their daughters was, Gavin hates your maid, your nanny, your au pair, your servant.
I had desecrated their servants, basically, was the issue.
And so I had to send her to boarding school where she did great.
But so that's, so she moved out at 16.
So I didn't get 17, 18.
Now, you get 18 years with your kid, and then they move out, and you, for the rest of their life, you get about a year of Christmas and Thanksgiving and all that.
It adds up to about a year.
So it's really all about the first 18.
The rest is they're gone.
So out of 18 years, you took away two from me.
Right?
That's a ninth.
Yeah, nine times two is 18.
You took almost a tenth of my daughter's life away from me.
You think you're going to get away with that?
No.
You motherfuckers.
Speaking of motherfuckers, I'm wearing my favorite Nita fashion suit.
You know, when you go to visit these guys, pull up their schedule on their website, Ryan.
When you go to visit these guys, you're in control.
So I've done two things that pissed them off.
I had a black suit, and I said, I want to get white buttons on it.
And Peter, the owner of the company, said no.
And then I, like, it's a weird power dynamic because he's the tailor, he's the expert, he knows everything about buttons and pockets, but I'm the client.
So sometimes I have to go, yes.
And I got white buttons on a black suit, and he goes, this looks like Mickey Mouse.
I go, yeah, that's what I'm going for.
Oh, folk, buddy.
And then with this jacket, I don't know if you can see it.
I've showed it before.
But it's like a very thick, almost fur, like felt.
And it's for a car coat.
It's for an outdoor coat.
I go, I don't want it as an outdoor coat.
I want it as a suit.
And he goes, no, it's way too thick.
You'd only be able to wear it like outside in February.
I go, yeah, that's what we're going for.
So I fought him.
I fought the law and I won.
And I made this fucking weird suit.
And by the way, when I wear it to like out for dinner with people or something, it is, or to parties, it is a hit.
It is the talk of the town.
One time, Ann Coulter emailed me the next day and said, I love that suit last night.
Yeah, that's what you get when you think outside the box.
So where are they now?
They're in LA.
April 20th, April 23rd, they're at the Intercontinental in Los Angeles.
Book an appointment on their website, or you can do it through their Instagram, NitaFashions, N-I-T-A.
What's their URL there?
Is it NitaFashions.com?
There's no dot in between Nita and Fashions?
No.
24th of April, they're off to San Francisco.
Then 27th of April, they're in Palo Alto.
So be sure to check them out.
If you don't want a spurt, you can just get like a fucking $50 dress shirt.
But you should have, no matter how blue collar you are, you should have one suit at least.
Great for weddings.
Weddings, potties, anything.
And bongo jams, a speciality.
Also in the news.
Oh, here's today's Paper.
Everyone thinks we're away on vacation.
How am I showing today's paper if I'm on vacation?
Look at this crying bitch.
Like, NYU is a quarter of a million to get a degree.
So you're dealing with people who have never been told no.
And they're telling students no.
Here in New York City, we're in a conflict because on the one hand, the Marxist Bolsheviks hate everything white, and in this war, Israel is considered the whiter of the two.
But they also support Israel.
So our city's having a bit of a nervous breakdown.
And very few libs are switching over.
Michael Rappaport is the only one of consequence, and I've always hated that guy, so I don't care.
But you know what's interesting?
I was watching this video 1.5.
It's this guy who speaks Chinese.
I guess he lived in China for a while, a New Yorker.
And he's explaining why he left Manhattan for New Jersey.
He's really good at his job.
He does his research.
He talks about how expensive the subways are, how corrupt New York City is.
And I've always said that.
It's still Tammany Hall.
It hasn't changed.
But he talks about migrants, like crackhead migrant rapists chasing him and his two-year-old down the street.
And he says in the video, now to be clear, I cannot stress this enough.
I love immigration.
I think we need more migrants, not less.
So as he's talking about the city wasting money, I think Eric Adams spent $53 million on just fun little gift cards for the migrants.
So he's pissed about that.
And he's pissed that migrants are coming here just for all the free shit, the luxury hotels and the free credit cards, the free gift cards.
And then he again emphasizes how important it is that we know that he loves immigration and migrants.
And I'm just like, this goes back to what we were saying earlier in the week.
You don't get your I Told You So moment because leftists never learn.
They just, you can, like, you can have a fucking illegal piece of garbage chase a man down the street and he goes, to be clear, I want open borders.
So don't expect them to change.
The only thing that will change is the demographics of the country.
The culture will change.
And they'll remain steadfast.
In fact, the culture can change so much that your children will have Jamaican accents.
Like in Toronto right now, 1-4.
What's the worst place in Toronto?
Low-key Godstone.
That place is weird.
It stinks.
It reeks, fam.
Everywhere we go, I'm always walking on the roads.
None of them are weird.
There's bare buck teas there.
And not only that, the parks there are mod things, fam.
You can't even ride the swings.
There's always a buck tea on one of the slides, yo.
What's the worst place?
Buck tea is like a crackhead.
Low-key Godstone.
Who could ever have guessed that the hoser accent would be merging with Jamaican patois?
I mean, we were warned when Londoners, young Londoners, started saying bear gyals.
Bear meaning a lot.
Also an important serious Friday news.
Megan Kelly put out this great video today about January 6 and how the Supreme Court, I mean, Nick Oakes called us during the week and said that it's looking kind of good for him.
And to be clear, I'm still fucking pissed off.
If the January 6ers all got Lamborghinis waiting outside the jail, the prison for them right now and were sent home with an eight ball of Coke and some hookers, I'm still fucking furious.
So the injustice has already happened.
They did trespassing and vandalism.
They should have got a $100 fine and some mild probation.
But she talks here in this video about, and you can zoom out so people can see it on their own time, about this whole notion of you were obstructing a government procedure and how that law, the obstruction thing, was really designed for people who are embezzling money and they shred the evidence as the cops are like knocking on the door.
That's what the law is for.
It's never really been used for, oh, the president was being inaugurated and you flubbed it up by delaying it.
That's never been done.
And at one point, I think it was Kavanaugh says, okay, we're doing a governmental procedure right now.
What if five protesters like started screaming and yelling and threw a bottle and delayed this?
Like that would be the same thing.
And obviously we know BLM and Antifa were doing that on a fucking daily basis for two years.
And they didn't get that.
Just play some of it.
See if you can have your needle magic.
The way I see it, questions from, like I said, Sotomayor and some of the more liberal jurists.
There's only three now.
Protests that have interfered with proceedings.
Has the government applied this provision to other protests in the past?
And has this been the government's position throughout the lifespan of the statute?
It has certainly been the government's position since the enactment of 1512 C2 that it covers the myriad forms of obstructing an official proceeding and that it's not limited to some kind of evidence impairment gloss.
So have you enforced it in that manner?
We have enforced it in a variety of prosecutions that don't focus on evidence tampering.
Now, I can't give you an example of enforcing it in a situation where people have violently stormed a building in order to prevent an official proceeding, a specified one, from occurring.
What role does C1 play in your analysis?
So we understand 1512C to split up the world of obstructive conduct of an official proceeding into the C1 offense and into C2.
C1 covers everything it enumerates.
It's the acts of altering, concealing, destroying records, documents.
And then C2 would only pick up conduct that obstructs an official proceeding in a different way.
Case is skip ahead of them talking.
You're arguing.
This is what Parliament was just talking about.
I will.
I'll nominate you.
Stand by.
So we've had a number of protests in the courtroom.
Let's say that today, while you're arguing or Mr. Green is arguing, five people get up one after the other and they shout either keep the January 6th insurrectionists in jail or free the January 6th Patriots.
And as a result of this, our police officers have to remove them forcibly from the courtroom.
And let's say we have to delays the proceeding for five minutes.
So would that be a violation of 1512 C2?
I think it would be difficult for the government to prove that.
Why?
At the outset, we don't think that 1512 C2 picks up minimal, de minimis, minor interferences.
We think that the term obstruct on its face connotes a meaningful interference with the proceeding.
It doesn't say, I'm sorry.
C2 does not refer just to obstruct.
It says obstructs, influences, or impedes.
Impedes is something like that.
Anyway, you get the idea.
Watch that on your own time.
Zoom out.
Yeah, they just did it, right?
For, was it abortion or Palestine?
That's the only two things the left cares about these days is drunk sluts having ramifications and some Semitic battle in the Middle East.
One of many, but they chose that one because they like the color scheme.
They stormed the Capitol, just like last week.
This happens on a regular motherfucking basis.
So I'm optimistic about these charges being evaluated.
But then you look at Tommy Robinson in the UK.
He was released from prison.
They threw him back in prison for the same charge, just because.
Or look at, what was his name, Rodney King.
The cop was found innocent.
He didn't violate police procedure.
They rioted.
They pulled a trucker out of his truck and jumped on his head.
And they went, ah, you have to go to jail.
They sent him back to jail.
Derek Chauvin shouldn't have been arrested.
He was following police procedure to the T. He was not on anyone's neck.
He was on his upper shoulder blades, which is what you're supposed to do.
That was in his training.
They're all in jail, all those cops.
The other cops were rookies doing what their boss told them to.
And by the way, their boss was telling them to do the right stuff.
Toast.
And then there's this trans shooting, a tranny.
And believe it or not, I pointed this out about 10 years ago.
Trannies are just mentally ill gays.
We're seeing more and more trannies shoot up the place.
And the media tries to hide it.
They go, no, that's totally irrelevant.
Well, it is relevant because there's a pattern.
The pattern is not necessarily trannies.
The pattern is mentally ill people.
And we don't want to confront that.
I think the left just wants it to be MAGA people that shoot up schools, and the right wants it to be liberals.
No.
The pattern, if you want to look at political beliefs, they're wildly disproportionately Muslim, as we've researched here on the show.
If you want to go racial, they are disproportionately black and people of color.
Mass shooting is four or more.
And then within the scope of mental illness, we're seeing a fair number of trannies these days.
I can think of three off the top of my head.
And these are big mass shootings.
They hide the manifesto.
Crowder had to get the previous one leaked to him.
And here they just refuse.
They call it a he.
This guy shut up a place.
It's easier with Asians because you guys look the same.
But yeah, he shut up a school.
Do they even go to this opening paragraph?
Police say Ye was taken into custody following a joint investigation.
The FBI first alerted MCPD about the manifesto in which he talked about committing a school.
Like, you'd have no way of knowing that this person is Andrea.
Strategize how to carry out the act.
Ye also wrote about targeting elementary school and said that he wants to be famous.
Go to 17A?
This is the protected class.
This is tranny privilege.
Look how mad he is.
What is the reluctance of the county to admit that this individual was transgender?
This is the fourth time that we've seen this happen very recently.
And right here, I hear all of our leadership saying to us today, and what we do in journalism here, we try not to do is bury the lead.
Why am I hearing about this from the New York Post?
Because it's not a lead.
You know, do you publicize every time somebody gets murdered that it's a white Christian who's heterosexual?
Yes, you do.
Every time a white cop shoots a black person, the headline says, white police officer shoots unarmed black.
If a black officer shoots a white, they say, officer involved in shooting.
And we can give you a thousand examples of that.
And I hate that people don't notice it, but they always name the races when they think they can make this a white-on-black thing.
No, you don't, you don't just, are these the only crimes that get committed?
You never publish somebody's sexual orientation when you talk about this.
Why you focus on appearing a transgender is beyond me.
It is not a news story.
It is not a crime to be transgender.
And I'm sorry you feel that way.
If it was a MAGA person, you would have to be.
Oh my God.
Forget about that.
If it was me.
If it was a proud boy, can you fucking imagine?
But this story's kind of hard to find.
Anyway.
Speaking of stories, Purple Works Nutrition.
Papple Wax.
I'm not on it.
Today.
We did the cop show last night, hung out with the boys after.
medium John showed us some of his a cappello, which was alarmingly gay.
Do you have can you play some of that?
Can I?
Yeah, he doesn't mind?
All right, I don't care if he minds.
What's he gonna do?
Arrest me?
Yeah, he went to like the fame school, you know, fame!
I'm gonna live far.
One of those art schools in New York.
That's where he went.
And he took singing.
This is him doing Panama with his a cappella group.
And they won the state championships.
Is he the bass?
I believe he's the dada da da.
It sounds like there's multiple.
Wait, I feel like I hear his mid-ring going up drums.
No, it's like...
If it's acapella.
Let's hear the guitar.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
He goes, go ahead and laugh.
I go too late.
I started without you.
Yeah.
So that competition, the guy who runs it, pitched it as a movie, and that's why you have the movie's perfect pitch.
That's based on him.
No way.
Yeah.
That rules.
No, it's gay and embarrassing.
I've never seen it, but that's a rule.
That's a rule.
Sorry, Puerto Ricans.
You were the origin of the Prowl Boys.
When I saw that Puerto Rican singing Proud of Your Boy, I went, that's the most shameful thing I've ever seen.
Where's his dad?
So this whole notion of singing Puerto Ricans is kind of at the core of Puerto Rican.
He's not Puerto Rican.
That guy's not a Puerto Rican.
Probably not.
But if you list, there's another link he sent us of him doing Under the Bridge.
Who is that?
That guy looks pretty Puerto Rican.
No, you can't tell a Puerto Rican.
You don't even know what a jelly bean is.
Adam Jacobs.
Adam Jacobs.
Could be Jewish.
Anyway, so I woke up late, 10 o'clock.
I didn't feel like going to the gym.
I already went four days this week, so I didn't do Purple Works.
But I'll tell you what, if I hadn't done already four days.
Filipino Jewish.
That is basically a homemade Puerto Rican.
Fuck.
Hell no.
Yes, it is.
Look at fucking Bruno Mars.
We love pork.
Bruno Mars is a homemade Puerto Rican.
He doesn't look Puerto Rican.
If you have no Puerto Ricans available and the stores are closed, just mix some Filipinos with some Jews and you have a Puerto Rican.
I don't think you know what Puerto Rican people look like.
I think you assume all Latinos are Puerto Rican.
A smart Puerto Rican is what you make.
But if I did want to go to work out, I would just take a small scoop of Purple Works Nutrition and I would start getting the pringles, the tingles, the pricklies, and I would have to go to the gym or I'd be fucking on edge all day.
I've never taken Purple Works and not worked out.
I don't think you can.
It's a way to rape yourself into working out.
You heard it here, folks.
New slogan.
Purple Works.
It's how to rape yourself.
Rape yourself to gym.
Rape yourself into working out.
And then when you're there, too, you know what else I noticed about Purple Works?
I kind of enjoy working out.
Like we were doing flies, and sometimes I can cheat on flies, but I was like, no, I want to go way back here and fucking, I had pain on my tits the next day and really do slow ones.
I fucking get it done.
And it's not just for working out.
It's for all sports.
It's for endurance sports too, like running.
And it's also got, they also put out this coffee, this fancy coffee.
I think we have it here, right?
It's like a distant scream.
Here's one guitar.
Just blew it.
So go to PurpleWorksNutrition.com.
Wait, you found Under the Bridge?
No, I'm just playing this jukebox here for a B-roll.
No, play Under the Bridge.
I asked you 900 billion years ago.
What are you doing your read?
I'm doing a read?
You're doing a read.
Yeah, but we've already done a song in this read.
So why would you use doing a read as an excuse not to do another song?
But while you're talking, uh.
Have you got it yet?
Yes, 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1000.
I don't wanna feel.
See, they gotta add lyrics when they're doing instruments.
It's not doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
So you go, I don't want to feel Everyone I feel Everyone I like Everyone I feel Promo code Gavin.
So this is Medium John coming up.
I feel like a dog.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
He went to school to learn this.
That's awesome.
Like he was in class.
I guess with someone going like this.
The city of angels, lonely as I am, together we crowd.
You're lonely because you're in acapella group.
I'm driving...
All right, you get the idea.
That's awesome.
Acapella.
You know who likes a cappella?
What's his face?
Skinny guy from Red Eye?
Tom Shalou?
Yeah.
No, he does barbershop stuff.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Barbershop Quartet.
Yeah, that's not gay.
That's not embarrassing.
OP put this out.
check out OP Radio, he gets like 42 views when he discusses anything but Anthony.
When he mentions Anthony Kumia, he gets some views.
So his two big things are: I don't want to talk about Anthony Kumia anymore.
That was long ago.
I hate that fucking guy.
And then posting shit like this, where I'm a little hurt that he couldn't put my face on Frank's face.
You see that?
I don't even know me.
Abraham liked the fire.
You're having a good time.
So are we.
Whip it good.
I'm out.
Bill Burr just reviewed Jason Scoop's Bill Burr impression.
And what did he say?
Ah, it's pretty good.
Why didn't yours make it on the list?
I don't know if I put it out there good enough.
My only one is the helicopter one.
No, I got a couple on there.
I don't know.
Probably because I'm a racist anti-Semite.
You can't just go around calling people fat.
I wish I was still that animated.
I'd get rid of this fucking COVID weight.
Hey, Vanity Fair Peoples.
I'm Bill Burr, and today I'm going to...
Yeah, that's fantastic.
These people are doing a really good job.
I just was watching the manurism.
It was really just...
And during this period of my career, I couldn't watch myself.
I'm like, what am I doing?
Why am I moving around like that?
What he's doing that, that was all like nervous energy, frustration with where my career was at.
And then he's hanging out with Steve Will Do It.
The best Trump impressions ever.
Donald!
I'm gonna take over the world when I'm on my Donald Trump shit.
His bats are hot.
He's like the Mets.
Well, don't curse him like that.
Because that means soon he will suck.
Soon he will not get anywhere near the World Series.
Speaking of sprinkles, there's some Jewish broad sprinkles here that are pretty good.
Apparently this chick's never funny, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
I don't know.
I'm not familiar with her, but this is definitely sprinkly.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, the duck.
You got to see the duck one first.
Is that the duck?
No, I sent that.
I heard you open it this morning.
It was sent as a video attachment.
Oh, okay.
People are just clogging my fucking...
Can't you just send me a link?
Why are you giving me a 15-megabyte movie?
And then I delete it because I don't like it, but I don't even know if it's deleted.
Shit, Doc!
Or Cause of the Duck is it?
That was good.
Shit, Doc!
Or Cause of the Dunk is it.
You have to have another duck ready.
I don't want to show you how the sausage is made, but you have to have another guy with a duck ready to throw at your friend.
It's a two-duck prank.
Double duck.
Double duck prank.
And this one, here's this Jewish broad being funny.
It's a Jew broad.
I like this kind of joke.
Oh, that's nice.
She's pretty, too.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who.
Car don't go who.
It go vroom vroom.
You got that.
Kind of sounds like you think that I don't know cargo vroom vroom.
Well, the joke makes it sound like you're not.
No, I heard the joke.
I heard the joke.
And you said, and I quote just now, car don't go who.
Cargo vroom vroom as if I thought that car went who.
But of course, Car has never said who, and Carr never will say who.
Car not owl.
Car say vroom vroom because car always say vroom vroom.
Car never say who.
Exactly.
So because I'm a woman?
I don't know anything about cars.
No, no, no.
Cars go vroom vroom.
Cars don't go who.
Is this a car?
No, it's not big.
No.
Is this a car?
I'm Harry Potter's little animal friend.
No.
No.
I think you've been mistaken and think that a car is an owl.
But I know better than that.
I know car go vroom vroom.
I know big truck go vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom and I know all about Toyota carombos.
I know a lot about cars.
What'd you say?
Toyota what?
Carombos?
Just felt like I was on the freeway there.
That was slow down.
You know.
You should go go.
No.
I just didn't know you knew that much about.
I thought you should go go.
Get in your car and vroom, vroom.
Hey, baby.
I was wondering how that would end.
I've noticed with the young, the people of the youth movements today, they're called young people, I believe, they're really good at sort of Mr. Showing a bit, where it's pretty funny, but then it goes crazy and then it gets crazier and crazier.
The first time I saw that was on Mr. Show.
And it's become a sort of modern genre.
Like this funny balloon sketch that I say has the sprinkles.
We all die.
We let this balloon fall down, we die.
I'm going to do it.
I swear.
Go back to the beginning.
You started like a...
This balloon touches the ground, we all die!
Whoa!
I'm going to do it!
I swear to God I'll fucking do it!
Sorry.
Couldn't risk it.
Oh my god.
As long as this balloon doesn't touch the ground, we can't die.
I'll take that.
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I don't think Patriot Supply was a fan, and they sent me a little thing, hey, probably just read the copy next week.
And I was like, okay, yeah, don't wing it.
So as I was reading that, I was also hurt inside that they don't like my ad-libbing.
Speaking of ad-libbing, Ryan got himself some new sort of Mickey Mouse shoes.
Where'd you get these shoes?
What are they, little brown little?
I don't know what it is, but I guarantee it's not going to be.
What are those?
Those look too big.
You look like Popeye in that.
Does that sound like me?
Well, I've never heard you speak your mother tongue.
So how are we playing this?
Meanwhile, you've stormed out every single day for I'm not even going to mention why.
I've explained that every single time, and it's been pretty clear why.
You don't think like maybe on the eve of you storming out, maybe don't go?
Who knows?
You know what Christmas Eve is?
Well, I mean...
Halloween?
Well, the Eve, because, I mean, you're not going to like this, but somebody made a great iceberg of you.
And there's lots of good stuff in there.
There's Vice, Proud Boys, 9-11, censored.tv, punk.
That's at the top.
Oh, these are the things I talk about?
Yeah.
And we can't show this meme because as you get lower, let's see, we got Warren Flip-Flops, Burbwitches, The Bald Eagle, Manpon, Dream Jokes.
Remember?
The eight.
Indian Joker Face, Milo Kiss.
I'm going to skip that one.
My Lime, Butt Plug, Bath with Ryan, Rubik's Cube in Jail, Rickety Cricket, Jamaica, Bah, Bah, Wheelchair Date, Pironi's Disease, Frenulum.
I don't remember that one.
What's the frenulum?
Fresnellum is the part of your penis that holds your foreskin on.
This is also a fresnellum out here on your tongue.
What's that?
The eve of the walkout.
I mean, so you'd show that hilarious Chinese guy looks like Ryan.
And I can't show this.
Or that.
Or this.
Or this or this or that.
Or this.
Even though it's accurate.
Or this.
I mean, that one's really bad.
Or this one.
Or that one.
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