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April 12, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S5E78 - RIP OJ

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- - Live from New York, it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnes. it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnes.
You were supposed to call me tonight, we would have gone to the cinema, and after to the restaurant, the one you like in your street.
We would have slept together, have a nice breakfast together, and then a walk in a park together.
How beautiful it then!
You would have said I love you In the cutest place on earth Where some butterflies are dancing With the fairies I would have waited Like a week or two But you never tried to reach me No, you never called me back You were dating That bitch blonde gal If I find her, I swear, I swear, I'll kill her.
I'll kill her.
She stole my future.
She broke my dream.
I'll kill her.
I'll kill her.
She stole my future when she took you away.
I would have met your friends.
We would have had a drink or two.
They would have liked...
Big song in Denmark in 2007, I'll Kill Her by Soko.
French chick, Jewish, Italian, Polish.
Had a very successful acting career.
I thought it would be prudent to play.
As the front page of the New York Post announced that the real killer is dead, football star, actor, murderer, liar O.J.
Simpson, 76, has passed.
As he died, A beautiful phoenix of memes erupted on the internet.
They're out there.
I don't have a bunch of them.
I've got a couple.
You can check my Twitter, but wow.
What a great day for memes yesterday was.
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This is it?
You got plans for this weekend, Ryan?
What are you doing?
Probably not, right?
You have two little babies.
Just spending time with Dayum.
When you have a toddler and a baby, your plans are to stay alive.
Yes.
It's fucking exhausting.
Well, us going to Costco is like an adventure.
We went to H Mart.
A lot of fun.
Had a lot of fun there.
And what do you do with the boy?
You just sort of, you have him in the cart in a little thing?
Yeah.
Well, you can wear him in your baby thing.
Yeah.
I like to pick him up at least some part in it.
So he's not just going from sitting down in the car seat to sitting down in the stroller.
Well, I think I, I, my middle boy, I held him on my hip for three years.
Yeah.
That's fun.
And I think it's good for your back.
Yeah.
My daughter just texted me.
Let's see what she said.
Um, What's that song that's like, don't slam the door, shut it?
It goes, do, do, do, do, do.
Don't slam the door, shut it.
Peacemaker by Albert Hammond.
Not Albert Hammond Jr.
This is his dad.
Is that it?
I don't know.
I want to run after you.
Not Albert Hammond Jr.
This is his dad.
Is that it?
I don't know.
What's that called?
And then there's Zed Slam the Door.
It's called Peacemaker by Albert Hammond.
I don't think she'd be into Albert Hammond.
Anyway.
Don't.
That's not what this show is about.
What this show is about is things that drive me insane with rage.
This is my rage-a-haul.
I'm a rage-a-holic.
And I do not care about cycling one bit.
I like cycling.
I think it's a good way to get in shape.
Every time I see someone walking, which African-Americans here in the South Bronx, they just walk everywhere.
And that's a bad example because it's very densely populated.
But when you get a little bit out, you know, like White Plains and when you get to upstate New York, you're just next to the highway.
There's always a black guy walking.
And I'm like, I get it if you don't have enough money for a car and there's no public transportation up here, but get a bike.
It's very efficient.
You go like this and you've gone like 200 feet.
You can lock it when you get to your destination.
So, I don't care about bicycles.
I don't care about scooter races.
You know, I have very restricted tastes when it comes to racing.
I like motocross races and NASCAR and that kind of stuff.
But...
When someone walks in front of the line, when someone gets in the way of the race, I feel the rage that that guy's father feels.
You know, the first guy who got hit?
And then the pilot?
I feel the rage of that person's father.
It's so easy to cross the road.
Every parade you're at, you're like, should I cross the road?
And you look and you go, no, that would be disrespectful.
All these people are here.
They came here early.
It's a big thing.
I'm only gonna cross the road if there's like a mile of deadness.
And it's at the very beginning, the very end.
I can walk a block up or something.
I'll figure it out.
But seeing people destroy a race because they can't understand the basic physics of time times... What is it?
Speed equals time times acceleration or something?
D equals TV?
Time and velocity?
Distance times velocity?
I haven't been to grade school in a while.
But look how annoying this fucking is.
And there's thousands of these.
Ugh.
Okay, looks like you can't cross.
There's a guy coming.
Don't cross now.
Well, they both wiped out.
Well, looks like he stopped the whole fucking race.
And now he's holding his leg.
Ow!
Ow!
I wish your head came off.
There's a whole documentary about it that's pretty good.
I don't know if... I had trouble watching it.
It was so infuriating.
It's about these, uh, what do you call them?
Bicycle races?
I call them bike races, but I got made fun of for that and I cried myself to sleep at night.
Tour de blanks?
No, that's one specific race, the Tour de France.
Go to 1-4.
When I say there's a documentary about that, I'm usually referring to something.
These guys work how many... cycling races?
I hate you all.
Give him some fucking room, faggots.
Excuse my language.
Can they not control themselves?
Yeah, like, just be a human being.
He's got a flare.
What are you doing with the flare?
Look at this guy.
He grabs his water bottle.
Hey, what's that?
Calm down, man.
What's your problem?
I'm just grabbing your water bottle out of your hand at the finish line.
I hate you all.
They talk about the... the woman, Ale.
Oh my God.
It's always like... Look at that one.
Oops, sorry.
for three weeks he becomes impossible they talk about the the woman LA oh my god it's always like a look at that one oops sorry I had to cross during the middle of a marathon hey look at me Hey, look at me!
The one who said LA, Nona, and Popa, or whatever, it was actually Grandpa and Grandma.
Oh, let's let your dog loose.
LA is French for go, and then the Grandma and Grandpa was in German.
And she went into hiding after, because people share my rage.
Look at this clown.
Shove him.
They need like a Butt Boys, Proud Boys, Guardian Angels type who just start throwing those guys down the hill.
They're not helping.
I don't think he has a pocket.
I don't think they're allowed to have pockets.
Illegal.
Thanks, drunken idiot.
There it is.
Beer in hand, animating the cyclists.
Pure health.
But others won't hesitate to throw a punch or two.
Good.
Get in there.
And they're in great shape, too, so it's good punches.
But they talk about, in this, it's like a 20-minute documentary, they talk about this guy, some moron had his camera out, and there's the camera strap, of course.
The camera strap grabs his handle, he falls forward, his career's over.
Toast forever.
From the injury?
Toast forever.
Yes.
From the injury?
Yes.
Wow.
I mean, do you feel like the most shittiest asshole in the whole wide world, or...
Just kill yourself.
That's still not good enough.
I think you should kill yourself, and you should tell us where your grave is, and then we should get all the pajits who shit in the middle of the road to go shit on your grave every single day.
And then farmers can come by once a month.
Oh, is this the guy?
Yeah, look.
The Italian was never the same again.
Something has happened with the spectators there.
He spent his whole life training away from home, day in and day out, in all types of weather, doing countless training camps, sacrificing all that effort and time, which he could have spent with his family instead.
That's the price he had to pay to get to this elite level.
Someone needs their camera strap.
Decades of work, gone, in the blink of an eye.
It goes to show that such irresponsible behaviors can end careers I hate you.
I hate you.
Hate has no home here.
Hate has a home here.
I am feeling pure hatred right now.
Even before seeing this phenomenon, wouldn't you, when you see them coming past, you'd be like, don't fuck this up.
Like, get back.
Yeah.
Give them enough space.
Wouldn't you think that?
The infuriating thing about it is you're there because you're a fan, and then you're ruining the sport you love.
Right.
Don't understand.
On the opening day of the 2021 Tour de France.
That's the bitch.
She actually started me on this kick of how much.
So Opie and Omi, I guess, is German.
Trying to get on TV with a large sign that says L.A.
Grandma and Grandpa.
and holding a homemade cardboard sign that reads, "Go Granny and Granddad" in French.
- Trying to get on TV with a large sign that says, "Alay, Grandma and Grandpa." I mean, what a fool. - The Peloton was going so fast that Tony Martin didn't have time to react.
Oh, a huge crash!
He was the first to crash.
The peloton is the mob of cyclists.
Tony Martin hit a fan, I think, and the entire peloton has crashed.
Unfortunately, some riders were severely injured and had to quit the race on day one.
The woman left the scene immediately and disappeared.
Following the incident, the police initiated an investigation and launched a search for her throughout France.
Prosecutors say the woman could get a $35,000 fine and maybe prison time.
Due to the intense media pressure, she surrendered to the police four days after the incident.
She faced a daunting legal battle as prosecutors sought to hold her accountable for endangering lives and causing injuries.
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He's in a large part responsible for that death.
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All right, we would be remiss.
Plunkett the Jareth replied, I don't fight fair.
Oh, uh, speaking of races, we were just talking about bike races.
I wonder what races these people are.
Oh yeah, that's what it is.
So this kid's in a mall, and, no he's not in a mall, this girl's in a mall, and these two, we don't know their ethnicity, but their names are Dominic Antonio Richard Harris, that's one of the guys, and Jareth Joseph Lee Sebastian Plunkett.
I think that's big fancy ways of saying black, but this this girl is is Walking around the mall These two I'm gonna let's call them youths because we don't know their ethnicity are chasing them around So she calls her boyfriend freaking out her 14 year old boyfriend.
She's 36 by the way Just kidding.
She's 14 And she goes, help these two dudes are chasing us and they're stalking us and we're scared.
He goes, no problem.
I'll be right there.
So he gets to the mall.
He tells them to F off and run away.
They have since stolen a large kitchen knife from some kitchen supply store in the mall and they eviscerate him and he dies.
And as they're stabbing him, he goes, what are you doing?
Stop, stop.
And Fuck it.
Plunk it.
Jareth Joseph Lee Sebastian goes, I don't fight fair.
And just like the river stabbing guy who was screaming and laughing and saying for the culture, uh, they were seen laughing and pointing as they ran through the parking lot while witnesses attempted first aid said chief chief deputy district attorney, Blaine Nelson of the suspects.
Pretty intense, right?
Look at this guy.
Look at this little boy, 14 year old boy.
There he is catching a fish.
And these two savages with no regard for the future, no idea what's going to happen in the next hour, let alone the next 10 years.
I mean, they're obviously going to jail.
They're not going to get away with this.
They just decide, I'm going to stab him.
Like, I hope my 15 year old doesn't have that in his brain at anywhere.
I like this bitch.
I'm going to follow her.
If her boyfriend shows up and tells me to get lost, I'm going to cut his guts out, then say I don't fight fair, and then run away screaming and laughing about how I killed him.
What the fuck is going on?
Is it video games?
Is it just sitting in front of a computer all day in general?
You know what it could be?
It could be the lack of bullying.
This war on bullying has made normal fights untenable, impossible, banned.
Like at a school that my kids are at, they have this game called First Assassin or something.
And what you do is there's like a hit list and you have to kill the person.
But killing him is just squirting them with a water gun.
It's just tag with a water gun.
And they can't get you if you have a colander on your head.
Or if you're carrying a colander.
So these kids in school are wearing colanders on their heads.
Couldn't be more harmless, right?
Totally innocent.
And the school's freaking out.
They're petrified of litigation.
Anyone who's caught participating in this evil fucking ritual will be expelled.
You've got to let kids be kids and have these small term little confrontations.
Because it builds up and then we have this shit.
With these mall brawls.
Like maybe if these kids had been in a fist fight, they'd understand that stabbing someone is a huge deal.
I don't know how many people in this crowd are receptive of a lesson such as that.
But this is from, uh, seven years ago.
As it was kind of becoming a trend.
Here they, like, highlight a bunch of them.
But then there's newer ones.
Like, this one's Minnesota.
And this isn't even the newest one in Minnesota.
And then there's this one in De La Amo Mall, which was seven months ago.
Lack of fatherhood?
I don't know.
The police not being able to do anything?
Maybe that's what it is.
No one ever getting prosecuted?
When I was a little kid in Scotland, the cop would come to your school to talk to you if you were bad and you would poop in your panties and never do anything bad ever again.
Because Glaswegian police back in the 70s were like seven feet tall.
They're all the Highlanders.
They just chose the giants to be cops.
And they were scary dudes.
This one in Queens.
All right, so we got to talk about OJ.
I cannot get over this picture.
It's so disturbing to me, and it just says so much about America and our political system.
Race.
John Doyle brought up a great point.
I always say America was kind of cool about race, and then Obama brought back the 50s and made everything racial.
But this was pre-Obama, obviously, and it looks like everything's about race.
And I'm gonna give you more examples.
So the white girls are looking at that going, holy shit, if you kill a white girl and you're a popular black guy, no one cares and you're free.
I'm kind of a pretty white girl.
I probably should be aware of that.
And then the white dudes are kind of thinking the same thing.
You look, there's a black dude right behind that fat black chick, and he's sort of like, oh shit, he doesn't really give a shit.
But he's like, damn, that was crazy.
And then there's the white guy in the top right corner.
He's kind of pensive.
But then the three ugly black girls are hysterical with joy.
Now, are they hysterical with joy because they think OJ's innocent and justice has been served?
No.
They're hysterical with Joy because he represents something.
He represents white girls being prettier.
I'm not saying that's true.
I'm saying that's, you know, a rumor or a belief.
And when black guys can, when they get rich and famous, they go with really hot white chicks.
So this, they don't like what that represents, right?
Just like that judge who was extra hard on that black dude who married an Asian because it just bugged her.
So that relationship bugged them.
And now that relationship was murdered and the guy got away with it.
Do you understand?
I'm like, I'm trying to translate this really bizarre way of seeing the world.
So Nicole and OJ represented famous, hot, rich black guys dating super hot chicks.
And then that was obviously destroyed and there was no ramifications for that destruction.
And it was destroyed in the most unimaginably horrific way.
It was destroyed with a beheading.
And that's okay.
That's why they're cheering.
Because the beheading is okay.
That's depraved, and fucking weird.
It's also weird that they're able to do something so macabre.
It's almost like black magic, what they're practicing right there.
Well, that's a good name for today's episode.
And no one minds.
Like, imagine you were cheering on the death of a black woman, because you hated when white guys dated black women, and then he got away with murdering her, and you're all like, yeah!
Die, bitch!
And you were just in a class with other people.
It's a horrific thought.
Because it's so indecent.
That seems to be the theme of this episode.
And then we have this juror here.
A great thing you should check out on our site, of course, is Devin Tracy.
Atheism is unstoppable.
He was at the trial, right?
What are you doing over there?
No, I just didn't care yesterday.
But yes, he was there.
I don't see what the big deal is.
Okay, you got your phone all primed to do something?
No.
I'm a vish.
Yeah, and he wouldn't like it So yeah, he's the world's reigning expert on OJ and And it's great watching his stuff.
Every time I watch a series of his, I go, dude, we gotta make that free and get it up on YouTube.
It's such good research.
And he goes, it's nine two-hour episodes.
It would be an 18-hour video.
And I go, oh shit, they went by so fucking fast.
I thought they were 10 minutes.
So go to that juror who's like, yeah, we just, we said he was innocent.
This is our justice system today, by the way.
What was that first picture?
Oh, it's coming up.
Stop.
Stop.
Yes?
How the fuck did that guy get a job in television?
His voice sounds like he's pleading with a chick to take him back after he got dumped for what he calls no reason at all.
So you're just gonna see Mark?
He sounds like the kind of voice that's saying, you said you're at your parents on Thanksgiving, but I saw that you were in Tennessee on Thanksgiving.
That's where Mark lives.
So you lied to me.
Yeah, I lied to you.
You're dumped.
Anyway, fuck off.
Sorry, go back to the beginning.
You think that they're members of the jury that voted to acquit OJ because of Rodney King?
Yes.
You do?
Yes.
How many of you think felt that way?
Oh, probably 90% of us.
90%?
Did you feel that way?
Yes.
That was payback?
Uh-huh.
For what, slavery?
You think that's right?
92 riots, maybe?
Rodney King?
Rodney King.
They have no idea.
It doesn't have to make sense.
Yeah.
I love that she's at that age, too.
Where are you?
What?
Who, me?
You're not even at the studio?
Remote.
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
This is an important episode.
This is my religion.
You stay away.
Oh, my God.
You know Friday Camel Ride is a thing.
I love that she's at that age where she's like, yeah, motherfucker, I was lying the whole time.
I hate your white ass.
Bitch.
Yep, that's what it was.
That's what it's just picking her teeth.
Yeah about 90% and uh I was one of them.
What you gonna do about it you cracker?
Is this not crazier?
Oh, yeah, that's next.
That's the next link Stop stop stop.
Are you digging up links?
No, I just I scrolled up One because I was trying to get back to it.
Oh, yeah, this is one of the most insane things I've ever seen and just like Those girls screaming in the classroom, tears of joy because a white woman was beheaded.
This woman is saying, we identified with OJ because we hate white people and he murdered two.
So we like him.
And the worst, just like the classroom that was from, what, 94?
Just like that classroom in the previous thing, everyone else at CNN is going, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Like, can't one person say, wait, what did you just say?
Like that's what I hate at least on Fox we would when someone said something insane like on Red Eye we'd have back and forth and go that is the craziest thing I've ever heard anyone say but no they're just like uh-huh just like the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them when he was doing that whenever he does his rants with his fake glasses No one holds them to account.
By the way, we stopped the show for a second here.
I want to explain how brilliant my glasses are.
Now, I remember seeing Sarah Silverman, she said, oh well, we're at that point now, and she had her glasses on a string, and she'd have the, or there was a guy, Jimmy Miller, Dennis Miller's brother, this is a big L.A.
thing, they'd have that magnet here, and they would pull them up and they'd go, ka-clunk, and they'd magnet click, and then you undo them, ka-clunk, and everyone's always carrying around their reading glasses and stuff, These are reading glasses.
And I want you to follow my route.
Follow my lead.
This is for people, it usually happens around 45, late 40s, you all of a sudden can't read without glasses anymore.
I'm the same.
My vision's pretty good.
These are trifocals, motherfuckers.
So I have trouble seeing long distances, especially at night when I'm driving.
That's the top third.
So when I'm driving, especially at night, I lean down a little bit and I can see a mile ahead and read the exit sign.
Right?
When I'm reading, I keep my head fairly straight and I read like this.
If I'm having real trouble, I may even go like that and get to the very bottom of the glasses.
And these are reading glasses.
The middle are nothing.
Trifocals.
Reading glasses, long distance glasses.
The very middle of my eyes, there's absolutely no prescription at all.
What's that?
Say that again?
So what I'm doing is, I'm carrying around my reading glasses on my head.
What the hell are you talking about?
Yep.
And I want you to do it too.
Now I will say, it takes about four days, four or five days to get used to the idea of wearing glasses when you didn't grow up with glasses.
But it's like wearing rings.
If you want to become ring guy, it feels weird for the first three days.
And then you just get used to it.
So stop carrying reading glasses everywhere you go.
Or you forget your reading glasses and you have the menu like this.
I'm carrying reading glasses right now.
And then they eat my poo-poo!
No, no, that's not... Don't do that.
It is voodoo.
Magic.
Yeah, he's not into voodoo.
He's concerned with homosexual behavior.
Didn't they eat the poopoo?
I thought that was synonymous with voodoo.
No.
Oh, there's nothing there's zero voodoo in that Okay, wait'll you see And just to be clear about Rodney King.
He led the police through a high-speed chase in the suburbs and residential neighborhoods Oh, there's our old pal Katie tour Like all trans, sex change people, they drift back into manhood.
Like you look at Caitlyn Jenner these days, he's Bruce again.
And that's Katie Tour, who got the video footage.
Right?
It must be.
And look at him now.
He is no dick.
He's a regular dude.
So he got the Ford Bronco thing.
I'm assuming he got the riots too.
Yeah, that one trucker where they just, for no reason, they just pulled him out.
They pulled him out and beat him half to death.
I think he did die.
Oh, really?
They hit him with like a tire iron or some shit.
Laughing, having fun.
Laughing, dancing at murder.
So yeah, he led them through a high-speed chase, endangered all these lives.
They finally get him.
They say, stop, stop, he's with a bunch of people.
They all put their hands down.
They all put their hands behind their back.
They're all down on the ground.
He won't get on the ground.
He's laughing at them.
They try tasing him.
He laughs at the tasers.
And then eventually they subdue him with truncheons.
Everyone saw the last eight seconds, but everything they did was perfectly legitimate.
Anyway.
Okay.
Check out this.
One of the most shocking things I've ever seen anyone say on TV ever.
But it was so racially charged because of what had happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how black Americans feel about policing.
It's not like O.J. Simpson was the leader of the civil rights movement and his error.
You know, he wasn't a social justice leader, but he represented something for the black community in that moment, in that trial, particularly because there were two white people who had been killed.
And the history around how black people have been persecuted during slavery.
There were just so many layers.
And I guess I would just close with this, is that. - Yeah.
There was racial tension then, there is racial tension now.
It might not be the backdrop of the Trump campaign, but until this country is ready to actually have an honest conversation about the racial dynamics from our origin story till today, we will always have moments like OJ Simpson that manifest and our country will always be divided if we don't actually deal with the issue of race.
But it was so racially charged.
Did you catch that?
Oh yeah.
I'm sorry for being so happy when OJ got out, but I was, I hate white people for everything they've done, and when he got away with killing two white people, we, not just me, but we all enjoyed it.
What is with being proud of your fucking forehead going all the way back to here, by the way?
Um, jump medic?
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You want to have a generator.
You want to have all this other stuff.
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Wait, where is it here?
Oh, no.
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This is a first aid kit that is MAGA, that supports free speech, that's been supporting this show since day one, so...
You're getting, just like with the previous thing, you're getting coffee, why not get manga coffee?
You're getting a first aid kit, why not get a first aid kit from one of us?
Let's support our own.
Let's enrich our own companies.
Because these people go out on a limb supporting us.
You know, they classify themselves.
They make themselves vulnerable to the radical left.
And these guys have refill scenarios.
What is it here?
The fully stocked one, the super fancy one, the hard shell one is $150, $149.
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Okay, you're banking that they don't and they probably don't but they might and if they do they're dead and what if their friend comes over and their friend is some fucking Dummy who accidentally did fentanyl or did it on purpose and your kid comes up and she goes dad mom Jen's acting really weird and she's all she keeps passing out.
I don't I think something's wrong with her you run over with the Narcan And block those opioids.
We have 120 opioid deaths a day in this city.
What's that?
One every two hours?
That's weird.
That's a major concern.
Of course, modern journalists are much more concerned with discussing racism and other stupid shit.
But, uh...
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Speaking of Ryan Sucks, I didn't know this, but Ryan did a Bollywood movie.
Wait, what's this?
Here.
Go on.
Well, you're a good dancer.
Thank you.
You did a Bollywood movie before you made that video that you just showed us?
No, I did not.
I don't understand why you didn't tell us that you have a whole film career.
This looks amazing.
I didn't.
How tall are you, would you say?
5'6 soaking wet?
You told me 5'6, that doesn't look like 5'6.
Of course it doesn't, well the camera deducts 10 pounds.
How did you do that?
Look, even the guy doing it has to smile a little bit.
That's the problem with you doing action movies, is your co-stars can't help but giggle.
That guy's too wily to be me.
That doesn't look very painful, by the way.
Well that's fine for him, but I'm me, so... Wait, is this looping?
It all looks... It looks to be a loop.
Okay.
I think you look kind of cool.
Doesn't even look like me.
Well, thanks.
But I don't roll around like that.
I don't jump on carpets.
Well, you did when you, maybe you were younger when you made this.
You were in better shape.
Well, that's not me.
Yeah, it is.
No, that's a different human being.
I like it.
Well, that's clearly not me because I've never been to India.
I've never left the continental United States.
So that's impossible.
I didn't know you had, you have relatives in India?
No, I have no Pajits.
I mean, it's possible, I guess, but no.
I don't think any of my Scottish relatives ever went to India.
I think maybe it's the other way around, where maybe they have some kinship to Scotland, because clearly that's a relative.
It's the old Mackinnish chin.
We're like thereof.
of.
Sorry.
I did kind of look like that midget before though.
He's rolling around.
Look at him.
Do you follow me on Twitter?
Do you know how sick I am of people fucking doing something that... Yeah, I know, I know.
This is something I can't... But I was joking, though.
I mean, I just thought it was fair play.
Turnabout is... No one thinks that's funny.
I didn't think it was funny.
I swear, I thought it was a relative.
Alright, I was joking there.
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