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March 8, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S5E63 - MALICIOUS COMMUNICATION (Free Part)

We go over Biden's speech for the free part of the show and then laugh at a million silly tidbits behind the paywall.

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- - Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
I ain't made in China From all the cheapest parts And I ain't one for driving Them imported foreign cars
I'm more like American muscle From 1966 Cause I ain't made in China I'm American as it gets Ba-do-do-ba-da-da-da-da Chuh-chuh you Does it ever have that moment?
No.
That sucks.
That's Aaron Lewis.
That's your guy.
Why is he my guy?
Because you like grunge and you like, it's been a while!
You know what?
I never liked it.
I had to warm up to them, and I think they're okay.
Okay.
But they had some bangies, for sure.
Well, I was never a stained guy, obviously.
Early Jens, Late Jens, Peppers and Ridge.
I was never into that shit, but I like Aaron Lewis.
His solo stuff's great.
I ain't made in China.
I'm as American as it gets and we were...
Watching America go down the toilet yesterday as President Biden did his STFU of his SOTU, shut the fuck up State of the Union, and very partisan, very fuck Trump.
He mentioned Trump about 80 times.
He never actually said his name though.
No, the former, what did he say, the former president?
My predecessor?
Yeah, it wasn't even former president because that's too nice.
Right.
It was like my previous, I think you're right, predecessor.
But we had, we read out Trump's comments as Trump.
I assume you were there.
This is the free episode.
So we tell you things that most people, most regular viewers know.
Like you're retarded.
Like you're retarded.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We speak to you like you're dumb.
Because if you don't sign up for this network, you're missing out.
Yes.
Um, but before we get into any of this, part of the free episode is that we have sponsors.
KEPM being our first sponsor, sponsoring this show.
On March 11th, the emergency funding for banks, wait a minute, is this the one with the, yeah, no, we'll do KEPM in a second.
We have an interview with our new sponsor, which looks very sell-y out-y, advertorial buggin', what do they call it?
You know.
Infomercially kind of?
Paid promotion.
But he's an interesting guy, and I like him.
And he's been on Infowars a lot, talking about the bank, imminent bank collapse.
So we'll talk to him in a second, but before that, who can you trust?
Government leaders repeatedly fail us.
Self-appointed experts have led us astray.
Distrust in so-called authorities is spreading like a bad cold.
We can't quite shake it, but you're not as powerless as they'd like you to believe.
When there's no one to depend on, it's time to rely on yourself.
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You have to have salt in your house, right?
You have to have milk, you have to have coffee, you have to have shoes and socks.
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I get all my glasses from him.
He is my guy and will be forever.
I have a, the guy who cleans my gutters.
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Coincidentally, it was Kumia's guy.
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And I gotta say, so I had this Mossberg shotgun that Maddie got me, and I didn't know how to use it.
I'd never used a shotgun before.
And I knew you put the shells in, but then it won't go back.
Oh, you push this button up, okay, and then red is dead, so you put the safety on, and wait, is there one in the chamber?
And I didn't know how to use it, and I could never test it.
Then I went shooting on Wednesday, And spent a bunch of money on shells, both the individual lead monster and the little fucking buckshot that you would use on a criminal.
You don't want to kill him per se, or you definitely don't want to go through him into your kid's room.
And now that I used it all day, I just fucking, I feel so much better.
I kind of want to get robbed, to be honest.
That's a joke, if this ever ends up in court.
And now I just feel like, okay, that's where it is.
It's in the safe place.
If anyone comes in, I'm just... I just feel good knowing it's there.
And similarly, you know, they're talking about, oh, we're going to be snowed in, or there's going to be no power, or there's going to be an apocalypse, or, you know, it's going to be zero law and order.
And you're like, okay, okay, that's not good, but I'm prepared.
I feel the same as having a loaded gun in your house that you're proficient with is the same as having a food supply that's ready.
What were some of Trump's comments last night?
I was trying to tell my wife, who's like, brilliant?
You think he's brilliant?
I'm like, yeah.
His jokes were brilliant last night.
Then I heard Chris plant this morning saying the same thing and I was like, yeah, I knew I was right and then he also Falling up on calling him brilliant.
He posted She checks truth she's like, let's see how brilliant this guy that that is brilliant.
It's really because it's hilarious Oh my god, that's great too.
Yeah, he's the greatest.
Not Biden, but Trump.
Obviously.
The fake news media is taking crooked Joe Biden's anger and calling it fiery.
That's why they're the fake news and there's nobody like them.
One of my favorite ones was, go to the lipstick one.
He goes, someone kissed him with lipstick that was very dumb.
Now he has lipstick on his face.
It was pretty early.
The drugs are wearing off, remember that one?
Yeah, he released a video.
Yeah, it's soon here.
Very disrespectful being late.
Uh, he looks so angry when he's talking.
No, no.
We're very close, we're very close.
There we go.
Who kissed him on the cheek?
What, can you read it?
Who kissed him on the cheek with lipstick?
I mean, now he's got lipstick on his face.
How stupid of her!
Yeah, that is so true.
When you have lipstick on your face, ladies, you know that you're carrying a stamp on your face.
So anyone you kiss now has your stamp on their face, obviously.
It's so funny that there's a doddering old fool addressing the nation with lipstick on his cheeky.
That's hilarious.
That's like in a movie.
This is his response thing.
It's three minutes, but you could find it on his truth.
So he corrects the record.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty novel.
Go back.
Crooked Joe is on the run from his record and lying like crazy to try and escape accountability.
What a horrific devastation he and his party have created all the while they continue the very policies that are causing this horror show to go.
We cannot take it any longer as a country.
Joe Biden's sad excuse for a State of the Union address aside, here are the facts.
When I left office, we gave Joe Biden the most secure border in U.S.
history.
True.
We gave him remain in Mexico.
Very tough to get, but I got it.
Safe third agreements, the asylum ban, Title 42, 571 miles of border wall, rapid deportations, and much more.
We had the safest border in the history of our country.
As soon as he got in, Crooked Joe and his radical left lunatics deliberately dismantled each and every one of those policies that were so good that gave us this best.
He did it on day one with his executive orders, right?
So apparently there's these like immigrant reception centers that were closed down under Trump because there were just no need for him.
There was no immigrants coming in to warrant them.
And now they're opening back up and expanding.
I learned from Vincent James recently on his Twitter.
You know, if when Trump gets in and he starts cleaning up the border, you know, the fake news is going to have so many pictures of sad Mexicans being like, what is mama?
And then when he reinstalls law and order, there's going to be unprecedented incarceration rates and the fake news is going to have pictures of guys handcuffed.
That's going to make us feel bad because we're pussies.
As the Chinese say, we're solipsistic and sentimental.
And I have it too.
Like that dude Sheldon Johnson when he was on Joe Rogan.
I was like fucking leave him alone you dicks.
You're so mean to my black friend.
And then of course we find out that he's chopping people's heads off because they're in rival gangs.
We didn't get to this yesterday but Biden had a bunch of celebrities who would pretend to be president in movies.
This is 3-7.
Give him advice about his speech before he did it last night.
Which is kind of perfect because Biden is also someone pretending to be the president of the United States.
Which he freely admits himself.
He goes, I have to sometimes remind myself that I'm the president.
Like when the Commander-in-Chief, whatever it's, Hail Here Comes the Chief song comes on.
He goes, where is he?
Where is he?
This is Biden.
I'm quoting Biden right now.
You don't have to insult the guy, just quote him.
He also started off by saying, the best thing I should do right now is just walk off.
Oh yeah, yeah, that was his first line.
If I was smart, I would just leave right now.
Look at his face, I've never seen him this happy.
Hey!
Hey, I get to meet celebrities!
I never spoke to so many presidents all at one time.
Some of you might know what a big speech like I have to do is coming up to the State of the Union.
Any advice you have for me in delivering my speech?
Well, sir, in my capacity as president... In my capacity... In my capacity... He's cool, right?
He's like the... I confuse him with Denzel.
I think they're both anti-talking about racism all the time.
Yeah, I think so, to be fair.
Then all I had to deal with was a meteor.
One of the things that I came out of that with.
Yeah, why'd you come out of that with?
Hope.
Hope is the strongest voice we have.
Zero hope in Biden's speech.
It was nothing but partisanship and hatred.
The strongest force on my face is the cookie crisp dots.
It is the most useful.
Wouldn't that be cool if Biden was like, what's with those lumps on your face there?
You look like a chocolate cookie.
You look like chocolate chocolate chip, man.
Yeah, man.
You're my favorite.
How come I'm doing an interview with my favorite ice cream?
Can I lick you?
No, you may not lick me.
And I'd like to say it.
I have hope that you will see me as something more than chocolate ice cream.
Telling us how you're working for us and building hope.
Why don't you shave your head?
Not happening, man.
Not happening, Corn Pop.
Nice try.
My arch nemesis.
Scandal.
I don't know this guy.
Mr. President, you know, looking back at my own presidency, I, uh, I behave very badly in a lot of situations.
Oh, now I can identify with.
Now we're talking.
Now I get you.
So finally someone I can relate to.
Your speech was just one sort of piece of advice that meant a lot to me when I was president.
And so I just wanted to share that really quick with you.
Tell them that you exist for them.
Tell them that they make you a better man.
Did he almost cry?
I think this guy's got a screw loose.
He's a real actor.
He does that thing that people in L.A.
movies and L.A.
TV shows.
Steve Carell does it when he has a serious role.
It's sort of a... Like a pondering thing.
They pretend that they don't quite have the words.
But I feel that we will get there.
Eventually.
Can I be honest?
I'm scared too.
I'm scared too.
It's so irritating because no one talks like that.
Hey, LA, stop it with the fake stutters because I don't know what drama school is teaching that, but it's, it's a speech impediment that you're mimicking.
Or what girls do is they'll have like a large ramp up where it's like, and you know, and I get so confused and I get so stressed and I just don't know what to do and I... I panic.
Yeah, yeah.
And then they get like so real where it's like, did you mean to be acting there?
Tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot That's what he just did.
He did the stuttering and then he turned into a crybaby.
Alright, who's next on this?
You know when Louis C.K.
says they're all empty mugs that you fill them with a character and that's what they are.
They're empty mugs.
And off-screen they are still empty mugs.
So they just do the previous guy or... He just called himself president.
He thinks he was president.
It was real to him.
It's real to me!
This is why you should never date an actress.
Because you'll never get through to the actual person.
The actual person is Slenderman.
It's just this weird, wispy, skinny, non-existent human being.
I think I hate actors more than I hate the media.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
And also when I used to Give big speeches.
I would always wind down with popcorn and red wine, but I know for you that would be ice.
100% guarantee his reactions were recorded afterwards.
I highly encourage it.
I know from experience, obviously, what a tough job it is.
What happened to your voice, Gina?
I don't know what you're talking about.
She has a, apparently says a 140 IQ.
Really?
Yes.
She's known as a genius.
She is very smart in that she marries rich guys and then divorces them and gets the alimony.
So she's a fucking gazillionaire.
President, it seemed like every week there was some new crisis that I had to face.
You did a hell of a job.
Oh, did she have a stroke?
You did a hell of a job.
He doesn't know what's real and what's fake.
You beat the aliens, didn't you?
Earth girls are easy or something, right?
Yeah, I remember Captain Will Smith.
He punched the alien in the face.
And Jim Carrey got Randy with you, but he wanted Jeff Goble.
What was she president in?
Besides my pants?
I have no idea.
I'll look it up.
Well, it's back there if you go back a bit.
Commander-in-Chief?
Shows I've never heard of for $300, Alex?
Movies no man has ever watched?
Well, what I hope is my politics doesn't make anybody else cry.
Mr. President, from my experience of being Commander-in-Chief, I learned that having a loving partner changes everything.
If you go down on that partner, you're going to get throat cancer.
What movies are these?
Only one I know is Independence Day.
Commander-in-Chief.
The American President?
President Andrew Shepard.
Sorry.
President.
OK, sorry.
I learned that having a loving partner changes everything.
That's what I got with Jill.
She's a doctor.
Your passions as a leader are strengths.
They're not weaknesses and are key to your character.
So let that shine through in your speech.
And don't forget to save a dance for the first lady.
Oh my God, I fucking hate these people.
This is rekindling my hatred for boomers.
Independence Day.
They're so smug and laughy.
Independence Day.
This is a movie we've seen, finally.
It's nice to watch somebody else have to get it all together rather than us, you know.
In Independence Day, I had it easy, you know.
We just had Invaders from outer space coming in, wanting to mess with us.
We got invaders.
We got aliens.
Unify people.
Oh, wouldn't that be great?
Well, you know, when I was president, we had a serious problem with illegal aliens, and we just had blacks punch them in the face.
That seemed to work.
So get as many Will Smiths as you can, and just have them beating the living shit out of aliens.
And make sure these aliens know they're not welcome here.
And they better go fucking back where they came from.
Oh my god, if that happened, I would just spontaneously ejaculate into my panties.
That's what he says.
Oh fuck, I just gave away that I wear panties.
So you know the whole speech.
It's verbatim.
Hi everyone!
We're here to get rid of illegal aliens.
I'm not so sure it was the greatest speech ever, but I did manage to say two things.
One is that we can't be consumed by our petty differences and we will be united in our common interests.
Okay, Biden clearly did not listen to this advice because his speech was, as Bill McGurn said, who was the chief speechwriter for President George W. Bush, this was the most partisan State of the Union I've heard in my lifetime.
Or we also have, um, uh, is he six years old?
No outreach to Republicans, and the clear message was this, the era of big government is back with a vengeance, added McGurn, a Wall Street Journal editorial board member and columnist, as well as Fox News contributor.
And then Mark Thiessen, who served as a speechwriter for Bush, same Bush, said the speech was an utter disgrace.
Attacking his opponent directly in the first minutes of his speech is unprecedented and perhaps the most partisan start to a State of the Union address in modern memory.
Have we had enough of those celebs?
Yeah, probably.
Somehow these words became something to remember.
You know, go to my pet Biden for a sec.
I always have to cleanse my palate after hearing this.
What to call him?
He's not an inebriated geriatric, but he sure sounds like one.
And I'm looking forward to the next year where we can get back to not just competence, but laughs.
Where did I put it here?
There it is.
I was leaping all over the place.
Trump hitting on Kamala?
What was this one again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm me.
Oh, did you fuck it up?
I guess so.
Are you fu— Kamala.
Hey, Kamala.
I just want to tell you something.
Hey, Kamala, for fuck's sake.
I know you can hear me.
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
I know this broad can hear me.
I swear, if you call me a nasty woman again, I'm going to call the Capitol Police.
Uh, well, really, when you look at it, that was a great insult.
Very, very effective.
Everyone agrees.
But let's move on, okay?
Ready?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hi, Leo.
Hi, Leo.
Um, hi, Leo who?
Highly overrated person.
You, hugely overrated.
The first time I met you, I said, wow, this woman is very, very overrated.
I'd never seen anything like it.
No one has, frankly.
And you're still a nasty woman.
Here she is.
Look, you don't have to be fake.
You don't have to do fake CGI stuff to make them look stupid.
Look how, is she just wasted here?
Is that what this is?
Because when we think about the strength of our democracy, you know, I think that there's a duality to the nature of democracy.
When it's intact, oh, it's so strong in terms of what it does to uphold and protect individual rights and freedoms.
So strong in its nature.
So strong.
And it's very fragile.
It will only be as strong as our willingness to fight for it.
So if something is strong, but fragile, it's not strong.
If Mike Tyson collapses every time you punch him, he's no longer a world champion.
I love how enamored she is with Kamala Harris, isn't she?
She's like, nailed it, me.
Oh my god, so strong!
Look at Trump mocking Fannie Willis here, the next one.
I was indicted by Fannie, in Georgia, Fannie.
Fannie.
You Fannie Faggot.
Look, I was indicted by Fannie, in Georgia, Fannie.
Fannie.
In Georgia, Fannie.
Fannie.
Fannie.
I'll fucking kill you, you fucking faggot.
How did that work out?
And her lover, Nathan Wade.
And they hired him for almost a million dollars because of his great, great experience.
Of course, he didn't have any experience.
He had experience in something else.
You know that.
Fucking...
He was a good fucker.
And at that, I'm quite sure he was very good based on the fact that she called him 2,000 times.
I didn't know the gentleman!
I didn't know him.
Oh, you have 2,000 phone calls, 3,500 text messages.
How is it possible?
In a short... I know a lot of people.
We like a lot of people.
We like a lot of people.
I have a very good relationship with a woman called Melania.
But I would venture to say in all the years that I've known her, I might not have called her 2,500 times. - I'm not sure what you're saying, No, I didn't send 3,500 text messages.
And they did this in a very... He's great.
You ever see this?
It regards his hand movement.
Everything else that was hacked recently.
They didn't make a big deal out of that.
Pretty great.
Okay, last one.
I think we've already played this, but Trump mocking Biden trying to get off stage.
We have shown this, right?
It's one of my favorite Trump comedy bits, so I'm sure I've shown it.
I laughed so hard I farted.
He makes a speech that lasts usually about a minute and a half because the octane starts to wear off quickly.
You ever notice he starts off strong?
Within about two minutes he can't talk anymore.
And then he walks off.
you ever notice she always goes like this then he comes back up to the mic And he's looking.
He's totally lost.
There's stairs all over the place.
He can go there, there, here.
He could jump off the front of the... Yeah, we have played this.
All right.
He always goes like this.
Usually on Fridays, we just sort of coast through.
We use the god wheel to choose random stories, but this was an important time in American history, and that last night was very important.
The New York Post said, he's alive!
Angry Biden jumpstarts campaign against Trump.
Bitter exchanges over border.
Election giveaways to families.
President Biden came to life in his State of the Union address last night.
I think we all know that's Adderall, right?
To draw the bad lines against Donald Trump, lashing into his predecessor as a threat to democracy, imploring Congress to pass a partisan border security bill, and pitching a $400 monthly tax credit for homebuyers.
Yeah, that was weird.
Remember that?
If you remortgage your house, you get $1,000.
Ooh.
Um, okay.
I don't think it's worth $1,000 of my time.
To get involved in all that shiznit.
This is kind of too high-brow for me, vote swapping.
But I like how those dudes who wrote that book, White Rural Rage, they talk about election denial like it's Holocaust denial or, you know, saying blacks need to go back to Africa.
It's just a given that you're an asshole if you doubt the election.
But this seems pretty damning.
Every Californian needs to understand what just happened.
You're redder than you think.
They robbed votes from Steve Garvey in front of everyone.
Steve Garvey was leading Adam Schiff with 1.8 million votes and just like that it was cut in half.
This is called the glitch switch and Adam Schiff got more votes in the end by a razor-thin margin.
Almost statistically impossible.
Adam Schiff, 1.24723, 33.2%.
Steve Garvey, 1.220683, 1,220,683.
A billion, million, 300 billion, that's 32.5%, .3% off.
33.2%.
Steve Garvey, 1220683, 1,220,683.
A billion, million, 300 billion, that's 32.5%, 0.3% off.
As I described last night, this is an algorithm trying to figure out the math problem that is you.
Elections are an additive process, never negative, Each raw data interval of reported votes should be an additive process and you shouldn't see any deletions or oscillations, which is remember the Trump election when we were all asleep at four in the morning?
Massive switch.
Watch below to understand better.
I saw this reported by Janice.
Janice.
Oh, there it goes.
Oh, it's also going down, literally.
So we have to, what does Trump say?
We have to be too big to rig.
Go to 4-1.
We have to beat him so resoundly.
We can talk about the policies, we can talk about how he's going to make America great again, but guess what?
If you don't vote tomorrow, you don't encourage your friends, family, people at church, your neighbors, your co-workers to do it, it simply will not happen.
You say this during your rallies, and I love the sign, it says, too big to rig.
We want to be too big to rig.
But the too big to rig, we're really thinking about November 5th.
But it really does send a signal, if you can, get out to vote tomorrow.
Get your husband, get your wife, get your friends.
Get their friends.
Because we want to send a signal that we're coming.
This freight train's coming.
And we have to do that, and we have to do it tomorrow.
Tomorrow's the big day.
Tomorrow, they call it Super Tuesday for a reason.
And I think it's going to be record-setting.
I think.
I hope so.
But that sends the signal.
Because what we're really doing is we're aiming at that November 5th date, and I said it at the beginning, and I'll say it now as we close up.
It's going to be, I think, the most important date, the most important date and day in the history of our country.
We're going to take our country back, and if we don't win this next election, I think our country's finished.
I really do.
I think it's finished.
I agree.
So, lots of dudes agree, by the way.
All right, last thing on this super heavy stuff, then we can lighten it up a bit.
Michael Moore, self-hating Catholic.
Everyone, when that white royal rage came out, they're like, look at these fucking Jews telling us that white people suck.
Yeah, one of them is a Jew, the others are self-hating Catholic.
A lot of whites hate white people.
A lot of whites like Michael Moore.
And I get in a lot of trouble from the Nazis for saying this.
Which, by the way, I used to think everyone was a fed.
I think a lot of the people that get mad at you for not being anti-semitic are fucking Muslim Brotherhood.
That, like, they want Jews to get more vitriol, more hatred.
So a lot of these alt-right dudes I suspect are part of, are linked to the Muslim Brotherhood.
But anyway, here is a non-Jew bitching about white people and how we have to attack them, especially if you're Jewish.
What is the crime?
Because according to my knowledge of history, the enemies of Israel who have been persecuted, the Israelis, the Jewish people of this world have been persecuted for 5,000 years.
For the last 2,000 years, most of the persecution has come from white, European-centric Christians.
Stop.
That's been your enemy.
Stop.
So Muslims can bomb and murder.
They can eviscerate babies, behead them, go on a raping spree.
And whose fault is it?
Me.
I did that because I'm a white European.
Like, how many things can you crowbar into the Nazis?
Everything.
The Middle East, all Muslims hate Jews.
That's not my bad.
What a douche.
No Palestinian helped to build Auschwitz.
No Palestinian stood on the docks of New York City when boatloads of Jewish refugees trying to escape the Holocaust came here to be protected by this country and were turned away at the docks in New York and sent back to Germany to die.
No Palestinian did that.
No Palestinian ran the Spanish Inquisition.
Your enemy, your enemy is not the Palestinian people.
It is white, Christian, European people who have been slaughtering Jews for the last 2,000 years.
And let's just call it for what it is.
But why are they in an open-air prison?
Why are two million of them in an open-air prison?
Wow.
Wow.
He's pro-Palestine.
Do you know how long he would last in Palestine?
I've seen Michael Moore in reality just walking down the street in the West Village.
I'm sorry to hear that.
It is something that has to be seen to be believed.
It's something out of the dark crystal.
He is one of the weirdest looking human beings.
Like, he's very videogenic, believe it or not.
That person you just saw looks way better than he does in real life.
That person you just saw is breathtakingly gorgeous.
He's got this hulking big frame, like the penguin, and then his head is way down here.
It juts out with these jowls hanging down.
He's alarming.
Oh, that's much younger.
He's at Charlton Heston's house.
His head is still above the shoulder.
Yeah, he's still a human.
It's not like Talking Heads video.
How did I get here?
Which reminds me...
And by the way, the lesson that the Jews should have gleaned from the past few months is that your enemies are not white European males, it's not MAGA, your enemies are the people that you've been in bed with for decades.
The refugees, the immigrants, the Muslims that you were supporting with open borders.
They all hate your fucking guts and we warned you.
And secondly, of course, the Marxism in school, the Marxists in college.
That was you supporting that.
You loved that.
You thought Marxism was fantastic, because Karl Marx was a secular atheist, but an ex-Jew, and you thought that was great news.
And they all hate your guts, too.
There's been no MAGA hats at these riots.
It's all been your guys.
Michael Moore's Grass Man Straw is trying to get back to that but I think most intelligent Jews realize that they fucked up and they had the wrong bad guy.
We'll see.
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Okay, I want to show some of the freeloaders.
The kind of letters we get.
So I was going to jump over to the letters page, unless, of course, Ryan, you have something you want to add about Biden's speech or any of our sponsors or... Well, first of all, I think... Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
I don't touch it.
Hi Gavin and Ryan, I know the show has some PC content.
Person of interest.
That was the show I was telling Anthony about.
I'm always on the lookout for non-PC action.
Usually have to go back to Charles Bronson in Death Wish, where the bad guys look like they fell into a Halloween store.
One guy will have a pot on his head sideways.
One, another guy will have a fingerless glove and rubber boot.
Pull up the bad guys in any Charles Bronson, Death Wish thing.
I guess they're supposed to be punk rockers or something.
Some black dudes got wraparound sunglasses and like no shirt on with like rubber pants.
They're the weirdest looking bad guys.
I'm gonna be, oh, that'd be a good idea for a Halloween party.
You have to dress like a bad guy in, in Death Wish.
My friends are a little old for that.
I'm in my 50s now, so I have to do subjects like, you have to be a character from a movie.
Yeah, look at that guy with the paint on his head in the top left.
I remember that dude.
No, no, top left, up, up.
There's that guy?
That guy, yeah.
Look at him.
The whole gang did that.
Jeff Goldblum Jeff Goldblum was one of the bad guys so was what's his name from?
Is he wearing it like a Jughead hat with the crown thing?
Yeah?
I think he is that's one of the most normal outfits in all Death Wish movies a Jughead hat What did you type in?
Death Wish villains no bad guys villains What are you fucking watching Batman?
Death Wish is two words.
You couldn't have fucked that up more if you tried.
Try that now.
Less fruitful.
That's the Jughead thing.
What else do we got there?
Oh, there we go.
There he is.
That's the dude from Menace to Society.
Lawrence Fishburne?
Lawrence Fishburne, yeah.
Anyway, retarded.
But, uh, so this person is telling me I should stick in with, uh, I should take some gummies and watch more Person of Interest, especially season three and four.
They have the most ridiculous chick fights and Jim Kevaziel is always shooting people in the knees and elbows.
Well, he does that in the first season like crazy, too.
It's so, it's funny seeing with all these corrupt black female politicians, the way they treat the chief of police on that show.
It's, what's her name?
She's a top thing in racism actually right now.
That sounds funny to say.
And she's always like, look, I'm a cop.
I got to play by the rules.
And no, I can't do that.
That's illegal.
And you're like, really?
I've been checking out your demographics, political record, and you guys tend to Break the rules quite a bit.
But this was sort of sort of related.
Taraji P. Henson is her name.
And she's a professional whiner.
She's furious that black actresses don't make enough money.
Because she's just as talented.
Meanwhile, every role she got has been a favor.
She was a dumb bitch in Hidden Figures, the stupidest movie ever made.
But she, yeah, you could just tell a woman is a cunt by her physiognomy.
She was doing some seminar for Kate Spade X, whatever that means.
And Ryan, it's in Racism, it's the top link.
And she said, you know how black people, you'll say a joke or do a magic trick and they run away?
Okay, so they have to link everything to slavery, right?
So they'll take something like, we like spices on our food, or we dance well, and they'll make it into slavery.
So, get this.
This is why, this is why black people run away.
I can probably guess it.
Okay, guess it.
It's because their oppressors have used tricks and illusions.
No, she's not.
I threw in magic.
Oh.
She's talking about comedy.
People run away when we laugh because we weren't allowed to laugh on those plantations.
Zoom out.
This is stuff that lives in us, y'all.
This ain't nothing new, y'all.
That's why y'all going, oh, what?
Yeah, it lives in us.
That doesn't just go away, like she said.
Yes, it does.
And if we don't start unpacking it seriously, it will also be the end of us.
True that.
True that.
Did you catch that?
So because black people weren't allowed to laugh, which I doubt by the way, and if they laughed they would run away from the slave master, which I also doubt, that somehow gets stuck in your DNA molecules?
What?
That's like that article that said black people can't swim because they would see other slaves getting thrown overboard on the slave ships and it traumatized them.
No.
Your DNA doesn't work like that.
If, say you're a giraffe, millions of years ago, and you keep reaching for tall leaves, eventually the giraffes with longer necks will be able to procreate more than the giraffes with shorter necks.
So giraffes will end up having super long necks.
That takes millions of years, I'm afraid.
You were slaves like a few generations ago.
So no, you don't, you run away from jokes because you are very dramatic as a people and the walking away thing helps punctuate your gesture.
Blacks also walk away when they make a point.
How much do you think, how much do you think I gave her?
She'd not been in my life ever.
I was raised by my grandmother.
So when she died and they say, can you help her with the funeral?
Guess how much I helped out.
Not one die.
And you're like, whoa.
You really didn't leave her one dime.
I like it, actually.
It's funny.
It makes the story better.
That's what Larry Barnes does all the time.
It's like a drop the mic.
It's a drop.
It's a mic drop.
It's a mic drop.
Yeah.
You know why we drop the mic?
Because in slave days, they wouldn't let us hold the mic.
So as soon as we were done saying, all right, everyone, get back to cotton picking, we had to immediately put the mic down because if we held it too long, we'd get whipped.
It was called the mic drop rule.
Of course, the mic back then was just a corn on the cob because they hadn't been invented yet.
With sans corn.
Twas cob.
This is a very important one.
Gav, are driving loafers slash moccasins gay or cool for beach shoes and or business casual events?
They are totally acceptable, especially sockless, but you mind the slime.
And yeah, it's a good Wasp, Tucker Carlson-y, preppy look.
It's not my personal cup of tea, but I have no problem with it.
I think it's obviously better than... There's a dude at my gym, a trainer, who wears slides.
He's got his AirPods.
He's always on his phone talking to people.
He's always checking his fucking Instagram.
And he's coaching people doing pads and stuff with slides on.
No.
That's verboten.
These are cool.
The Gunner Drivers?
Last one before we get to the... Those are very Milo, aren't they?
Before we talk to our last sponsor and go behind the paywall.
Hey Gav, when will you be joining us in the Discord server?
Oh yeah.
If you don't, you're gay.
We're supposed to plug that crap.
Discord server.
How do you find it?
Great point.
You know, also when I was shooting, my wife was awesome.
First try.
I think better than me.
And Tim goes, girls are always better at target practice.
It's because they don't care if they miss.
But we're all tense and we're like, if I miss this, I'm gay.
I don't know what the Discord server is, to be totally frank.
So again, I guess I would have to do it this way.
Email me, ryan at censored.tv.
I know there's been a couple of stragglers.
I like to do them all in a bunch.
Just hit me with Discord.
Just make the subject Discord.
Isn't it for when the show is live?
It's for anything.
You could hang out.
You could talk about stuff.
They have different categories.
Is it up right now?
Yeah.
I don't want to show it because people are probably private in there.
You have to be vetted.
I think there's something wrong about Mick Jagger going on a Rolling Stones message board.
This should be their place to air their grievances.
Yeah, you don't have to go in there.
Yeah, I'm not going in there.
But if you're a fan, DM or email me.
Subject Discord.
Like in Strunk and White the standard for magazines is not to respond to letters pages because it's your it's the reader's chance to voice their opinion without being bossed around by the people who own the magazine.
I tried that advice but after a while I was like I gotta answer this.
I gotta respond to this shit.
Not just allegations, but like, why did this happen?
Anyway, sorry.
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Now, I'm going to talk to him and every time I talk to this dude, I get depressed and scared.
It's sort of like our war on kids segment.
You kind of don't want to know the truth, but you're a big boy and you can make it.
So let's talk to Kirk.
Let's do it.
Is he there?
Kirk, are you there, sir?
I'm here.
Now, you're our newest sponsor here at Get Off My Lawn, and at the risk of sounding like an advertorial, I want to ask you how worried we should be about the state of the banks and the Fed in America right now.
That the banking crisis is going to be the biggest financial news story of the year, quite honestly.
I mean, people remember Silicon Valley Bank and what happened when they went under and then that created a small contagion, a run on the banks when Signature Bank and Credit Suisse and First Republic and Silvergate Bank, they all went into FDIC receivership.
So we have to ask ourselves, why?
Why does this kind of stuff happen?
Well, simply put, they have bad investments and they have more withdrawals coming out than deposits going in.
That's why banks fail.
So under Bidenomics, we've got what?
We've got rising taxes, decreasing wages, increasing job losses and rising prices.
So that's not good for the economy.
People stop spending.
And so we're seeing more withdrawals than we have deposits going in.
So the stage is set for more bank failures.
But it actually gets worse, Gavin, than just Bidenomics, because During COVID, in March of 2020, the Federal Reserve changed the reserve requirement to zero.
Meaning, if you put $100 in the bank, in your checking account, the bank can lend out $100.
That's a zero percent reserve requirement.
They did that to try to stimulate the economy, get more money out there to try to get things cooking.
Right.
But but when you do that, you have a problem.
There's no capitalization.
So during covid, people weren't working.
They had shelter in place laws and travel restrictions and mom and pops were getting shut down everywhere.
So people were making more withdrawals and deposits, therefore banking crisis.
So.
So fast forward to today.
We've got two things happening.
The Basel III Accord is an international monetary agreement that said, hey, this whole thing about the 0% reserve requirement, we're changing it to 20%.
So, in their wisdom, they think, oh, if we can have 20% reserve requirement, we're going to stop runs on the banks, because now banks are going to have capital.
Well, Gavin, imagine if you're a billion dollar bank and you have zero percent reserve requirement, and now all of a sudden you have to have 20 percent, 20 percent of a billion is 200 million.
Where are you going to come up with it?
Yeah, you get whiplash with that kind of change.
It should have been an incremental thing, five and then maybe 10 over time.
See, in December, the big guys, Citibank, JPMorgan Chase, were bellyaching when they said we're going to go from 0% to 3%.
They said we can't do this.
So then Basel III says 20.
So now it gets worse.
After Silicon Valley Bank, there was this emergency program called the BTFP, the Bank Temp Funding Program, which was like just emergency funding, stimulus money to stop bank runs.
to inject capital into the banks so that you wouldn't have any more bank runs.
Well, the end of January of this year, the Fed met and they sunset that.
It expires on March 11th.
So that means there's no more federal funding, no more emergency funding to failing banks.
And so three days.
That's in three days.
Yeah, it's in three days.
And now they've raised the reserve requirement to 20.
These banks are going to would normally go get emergency funding to actually capitalize that.
And you know what?
They don't have it anymore.
It's gone.
So this is where we're going to start to see a contagion start to spread.
It's already happened with New York Community Bank.
So New York Community Bank was the bank that bought Signature Bank back in the day when they were all going under.
So this is a problem because New York Signature Bank was toxic.
They had to go into FDIC receivership.
So if you're a bank and you're buying toxic assets, that makes all of your balance sheet toxic.
It's like imagine you had this glass of fresh water on your desk and you're drinking it.
It's nice, cold, refreshing water.
And you have a glass of poison on your desk, right?
And you take a little bit, a few drops of the poison, you taint the whole fresh glass of water.
Of course, yes.
This is what these banks are doing.
They're tainting their entire balance sheet, and this is the ugly part.
In January alone, after this news came out, Stocks of regional banks came plummeting 70%.
Friday of last week, New York Community Bank went down another 24% in one day.
They're undercapitalized, ripe for a takeover, right?
They're probably going to go under, would be my guess, except they just got a billion dollar injection from some equity fund.
But here's where, in human nature, people start to see this happening.
And I would think it.
You would think it.
Everyone would think it.
It's like, hmm, that bank went under.
What about mine?
Right.
What?
Maybe I should start to pull a little bit out for a rainy day, just to make sure that not all my money goes away.
Right, and then it's a domino effect.
It's a domino effect, and that's what's coming.
In the fourth quarter alone, the last quarter of last year, regional banks lost 44% of all of their profitability because of rising interest rates, because of Biden's amazing economic plan for America.
Does this affect stocks and bonds, too, the same way?
Yeah, well it will because the regional share prices are plummeting down to earth, right?
So the banking sector is getting hit hard, but you say why?
If interest rates are going up to slow down inflation that Biden's creating, well shouldn't that make banks more profitable if interest rates are going up?
No, it has the opposite effect because most of America is basically living at the margin, month to month, every single month.
When interest rates go up and there are debt up to their eyeballs, they start to be late on their payments.
Delinquencies at banks are the worst they've been since the beginning of time.
Since the beginning of banks being banks.
So what's a delinquency?
Late payments.
Series of late payments, you're gonna default.
Right?
So now, what we're heading into is bankruptcies, commercial real estate failures, This, to me, is the biggest economic news story, and in an election year, is this what they don't want, or is this what they do want?
Yeah.
Right?
I mean, here's the thing, because you would think, oh, they don't want this economic catastrophe.
Oh, I kind of doubt that, because the globalists in charge of banking want to usher in something new.
They want central bank digital currency, which the World Economic Forum have said This is programmable money, unified ledgers, combining all of your spending habits with your digital social profile.
If your ideology doesn't match up with theirs, they will cut you off from the ability to buy or sell.
So, nobody in their right mind, Gavin, would say, that's a good idea, I want that.
But, if the crisis is bad enough, and banks are failing, and people can't feed their babies, or they can't pay their rent, or they can't pay their mortgage, they're gonna scream out to the government to say, please fix it, just fix it, whatever you can do to fix it, we'll... Right, yeah, well that's the whole globalist mentality, destroy the country so you're beholden upon them to fix it.
Yeah, absolutely, so people hear this and say, Kirk, You're scaring me.
I've got to put my head in the sand and forget about it.
All right.
No, there is a solution.
And this is what we've been doing for a long time.
I mean, I've been in this industry for since 2002.
Right.
And you can get out of the system and protect yourself, but you have to not be in paper.
You can't be a digital slave in their digital world.
Tangible assets like silver, like gold.
I'm not talking about ETFs or mining shares or paper certificates.
Physical metals, bars and coins.
This is how you can get out of that system away from what the Bank for International Settlements said.
Unified Ledger, Project Aurora, Project Icebreaker.
People can Google that and go look at it.
What are those things?
The ability to cut off bank wires from bank to bank if the ideology of the use of funds doesn't match up with theirs, and real-time data transaction monitoring of every transaction for every person in every bank in every country.
That's pretty much everybody.
Why do they need that?
To see if the ideology matches up with theirs.
So if you're driving around a gas guzzling truck and they want a clean climate, no more gas for you, Gavin.
If you're eating steak and they want you to eat bugs, it's like you can't go to the grocery store.
If you give to a church that they don't like, if you give to a political party that they don't like, It's easy with a flip of a switch to cut you off from buying or selling.
I agree.
I've already experienced that with PayPal and even my website here.
I can't use a payment processor.
But say I've been X'd because I eat too much steak and I drive a gas guzzler.
What do I do?
I go to the gas station with a gold bar?
I go to the grocery store with some silver coins?
Not yet, but what are they doing in Venezuela, Argentina, what they do in Cyprus, Greece, Zimbabwe?
When their currency lost international favor, they went into hyperinflation, which is what we're on the verge of going into massive inflationary period.
This is why they keep raising rates to slow that down.
The merchants will say, I don't want that currency anymore.
Right.
I want something that's real.
I want something that's tangible.
Anything can be barterable.
You can barter with cigarettes or vodka or gold or silver or toilet paper.
Right.
But but a lot of that stuff, you don't want to lug around.
So a one ounce silver coin is perfect for that.
Now, we're talking about when when monetary systems change and people say that can't happen here.
It's like, oh, yeah, it hasn't happened here because we've been the world's reserve currency.
Which means all settlements of oil throughout the globe, the petrodollar, are traded in US dollars.
The BRICS nations changed that on January 1st.
So Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa, and now the BRICS Plus nations, Saudi Arabia, Ethiopia, Egypt, Argentina, United Arab Emirates, they're all part of this BRICS mix now.
What did they do?
Putin said it, and Putin, you know, Hate 'em or love 'em, he's spouting off because he wants the world to know what Putin wants to tell the world.
He said, "We're going to de-dollarize the world and here's how we're going to do it.
We're going to take away the petrodollar, trade in our own currencies.
The BRICS nations are 70% of the world's population," when you have China and India and all these other big massive countries.
So no more US dollar.
There's no built-in demand for our currency.
So now we're the same as every other country on the planet that didn't have a reserve currency status like Venezuela and Argentina.
Where if you print money too much, the rest of the world is not going to want it because they look at it as monopoly money.
This is where we are.
So we're running out of time here.
Say I'm a 30 year old.
I have $20,000 in the bank.
What would you advise I spend on precious metals?
Mike, total, everything I own is $20,000.
Okay.
I would say make sure you have a few months of expenses in cash.
You don't want to get rid of all of your cash because we still live in a cash world.
So make sure that you protect yourself that way.
But the rest of it, I would put into silver and do if you're taking delivery of it at home, just like one ounce silver generic refinery rounds, cheap, low cost per ounce, maximize your ounces, minimize your cost.
That's how we do it.
What makes us different than other firms is we charge zero percent when you liquidate.
8% when you go in, 0% ongoing.
So there's no commission when you leave, right?
And I don't like rare coins, those storied things, they're way too expensive and doing this for almost 30 years, nobody ever recovers from that.
So just cheap, low cost bullion.
Now, if you have an IRA, that's even better 'cause you can do a tax-free rollover into physical silver or gold and own that physical asset in your IRA But your question was about money you have in the bank.
Yeah.
I don't think our viewers are advanced enough to have IRAs.
And that's it.
Okay.
Well, that sounds like a plan.
You scared us with the apocalypse, but you gave us an out.
Well, there's always hope.
You just have to know.
I mean, even in our country, it seems like our freedoms are eroding every single second of every single day.
There's still hope.
America is waking up.
Financially, we don't need a collective voice to change things.
You just need your own singular action.
Make it work.
Make a decision and do it.
So we put together a link for this show.
You just KEPM.com forward slash censored.
And if you're interested, just give us a holler.
We'd love to help you hold your hand through this economy, let you know when it's time to buy or sell, or simply you can just call us, 720-605-3900, just say Gavin sent you, and we'll take good care of you and get you out of the path of this hurricane.
Sounds good, man.
We'll put all that up on the screen, and appreciate you coming by.
Let's check in soon.
It's my pleasure.
Cheers, Kirk.
I'm proud of where I'm from.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
So give Kirk a call.
Check out the website.
Get yourself a few coins just to be safe.
Thank you.
I got some coins.
Let's end this pre-paywall area with a final video.
This final video shows white people doing what white people do best, which is helping others understand.
Unlike Michael Moore, I don't think that Jews should focus all their energy on hating us European whites.
I think we're pretty cool.
And I think you're safest with us.
Whether you're a woman, a Jew, a black, a Lebanese, an Asian, white European patriarchy seem to be the least racist and most open-minded societies there are.
It's ironic that white people are sort of seen as the core of racism when they're actually the least racist people there are.
Anyway, here's how they treat things that are in trouble.
That was a Chinese person.
He'd be on the grill right now.
I'm going to give you up this time.
Hello, little friend.
I wonder what their shit upkeep is like.
Oh, diaper answers that question.
Where are you in, like, Madison?
Just hanging out with my kangaroo.
Oh, it must be Australia.
Doy.
So according to YouTube, I'm supposed to put you down my shirt.
This kangaroo must be like, my parents suck at hopping.
I don't know what is with my family.
They're the worst hoppers.
Okay, now you're getting big.
That was cute.
Alright folks, we'll see you Monday.
That was a pathetic and cruel and silly and divisive State of the Union done by an old man but you'll notice that with chimps.
As chimps get older they get more and more paranoid and scared and they're not as friendly as younger people because as a young man, I'm still relatively young, I can probably take you.
Joe Biden knows that he can't take anybody.
So naturally, like chimps, they get violent to mark their territory and lash out and try to bite through your nuts and bite off your heels with his big Biden chimp beak.
And that's not something you want for a president.
So have fun.
Stay off your phone.
Spend as much time with your family as you can this weekend, even if that means sitting near them and they don't want to talk.
I got teenagers now.
They're not exactly chatterboxes, but You know, setting an example can be as simple as sitting on the couch and reading.
When you're on your phone, it's hard to tell them that they can't be on their phone.
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