S5E60 - FAREWELL JON STEWART (FREE PART)
God takes the wheel every Friday and this week he takes us to deranged feminists, disturbing trannies, Kurt Russell, Jon Stewart, Tariq Nasheed, Jared Taylor, and a handicapped kid who draws cool animals.
God takes the wheel every Friday and this week he takes us to deranged feminists, disturbing trannies, Kurt Russell, Jon Stewart, Tariq Nasheed, Jared Taylor, and a handicapped kid who draws cool animals.
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Uh-oh, gotta turn off that heat. | |
Too hot. | |
It's too hot. | |
That was Kayonashi. | |
Kayonashi. | |
Kayonashi. | |
Philly. | |
Cool band, kind of math core. | |
But I looked into it and I think they're woke. | |
I think that song is like a concept album. | |
And it's about a trans kid maybe who's being bullied in school. | |
Like, fuck, man. | |
Why do black people always have to be political? | |
Can't you just be a black guy? | |
You know what I mean? | |
Like, every time you see a talking head on TV on the history channel, you go, okay, good. | |
Talk about the first spoons. | |
Maybe they were made in Egypt. | |
It's like, well, the legacy of slavery is, Can't you just be a historian who's black? | |
Dude, I tried to watch, you know, the Auto Mats, those places where you, you, there's a wall of like little trays that keep the food hot. | |
It's a bunch of like meatloaf, pies, whatever. | |
I watched a documentary on it. | |
Mel Brooks made it, and I'm like, this is awesome. | |
It's like the 50s. | |
What squams your hair? | |
I didn't have much time to do it. | |
Can you see? | |
Oh, I could see perfectly. | |
But your hair's in your eyes. | |
I know. | |
But my eyes are already small, slanty, and... | |
Because maybe they're onto something. | |
No, they're insecure about how they look. | |
I don't know. | |
And they're trying to hide their face. | |
It's metal. | |
Because they're shy. | |
Teekkaboo. | |
So Mel did a documentary about heating trays. | |
Auto mats. | |
Places that you go, it's like a diner, but you just put a couple nickels in, and they got all these sorts of foods. | |
Those are coming back. | |
It was amazing. | |
And then slavery racism starts coming in. | |
What? | |
I don't even know. | |
How the fuck is slavery? | |
I don't know. | |
I know I turned it off as the first hint of that, and I was like, this is, what a shame. | |
Can't you just be a thing? | |
Yeah. | |
I want to see some black guy on TV just talking about the history of shortbread. | |
And not once does he talk about the legacy of slavery. | |
Wouldn't that be a treat? | |
But in his defense, when he does get the degree in the history of shortbread, people are like, meh, could you throw in some cotton? | |
Like that movie that looks pretty cool about this writer, black guy, and he'd written a bunch of really good books. | |
And people are like, meh, could you maybe make it about the hood and being ghetto and not knowing who your daddy was? | |
He goes, my dad, I just had lunch with him. | |
And they're like, yeah, that's not really what I want from you. | |
I want iceberg slim. | |
Pimp talk. | |
So then he writes this ghetto book. | |
And it's a hit. | |
So can you find that? | |
You looking for that? | |
Ghetto book. | |
Ghetto book. | |
So what were you doing while I was this? | |
I was looking for automat racism. | |
Okay. | |
Well, we want to focus on this book. | |
By whom? | |
What are the details again? | |
So you didn't hear me talking? | |
No, I was looking for automatic racism. | |
I can only but do so many but things. | |
Alright, I'll find it. | |
It's a book. | |
I mean, we're repeating the show now to the viewers. | |
They were here. | |
The key terms would be book, racism. | |
Movie, book, black guy, ghetto. | |
The book of Clarence? | |
Is that where everyone is black guys are Jesus? | |
I think so. | |
Edo, thug. | |
Oh fuck. | |
Writer makes the ghetto book. | |
That's gotta be it. | |
Gord Jefferson on American Fiction? | |
You're a person who has a race box in the book and film worlds. | |
Yeah, this has gotta be it. | |
So he wrote The Good Place? | |
That's not racial. | |
Master of None? | |
That's not racial. | |
This guy sounds pretty cool. | |
Cord Jefferson. | |
So I think the movie's called American Fiction. | |
Yeah, that sounds right. | |
Yeah, there it is. | |
And this guy's like a normal dude who's a black guy. | |
And they're like, yeah, can you do the ghetto thing? | |
I'm telling you, this is why mulattoes and any kind of half-breed or even any kind of minority that's surrounded with white people, that's why they get so militant. | |
I'm sure it happened with my mother-in-law, who's 100% Indian. | |
And I think when she went to college, they were like, can you stop watching Seinfeld and being into the Beatles? | |
Can you have feather earrings, please? | |
Can you listen to Cher? | |
It becomes a survival instinct. | |
Yo, Saronda, girl, you be pregnant again? | |
If I is, Ray Ray is going to be a real father this time around. | |
Thank you. | |
Monk, your books are good, but they're not popular. | |
Editors, they want a black book. | |
They have a black book. | |
I'm black, and it's my book. | |
You know what I mean. | |
Yeah, that looks great. | |
Do they not realize that it's poking fun at the fact that the lefts are like, dance, be a Negro. | |
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Who can you trust? | |
Government leaders repeatedly fail us. | |
We discussed this on the Tuesday episode in depth. | |
We have Lara Logan and Matt Taibbi and Mr. Reagan and Josh Hawley, a few brave souls out there exposing the globalist machine for what it is, and that is an attack on our democracy, an attack on everything that makes this country great. | |
It's an attack on New York City. | |
New York City is overrun with South American theft gangs. | |
They just robbed my garage. | |
It's not safe to walk around the city anymore. | |
Venezuelan gangs have set up shop to the tune of tens of thousands of gang members. | |
Why? | |
Because Democrats wanted more votes and they didn't think past that. | |
Self-appointed experts have led us astray. | |
Distrust in so-called authorities is spreading like a bad cold. | |
We can't quite shake it. | |
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That's dumb that you don't have a first aid kit. | |
You should also have a food supply. | |
Why not go with someone who's based, who supports the show, who's a baby monster, who's red-pilled? | |
You don't have to buy it every day. | |
But have that in one corner of the storage room in the basement for when the shit hits the fan. | |
And the shit is hitting the fan. | |
It's happening. | |
People always, Alex Jones would always ask me that. | |
He's like, where do you think this is headed? | |
Civil war? | |
I'm like, yeah, dude, we're there. | |
It just didn't. | |
It's frogs in boiling water. | |
It didn't hit us too fast. | |
I've been meaning to get to this totally useless video that is 100 years old, but it summarizes the mentality of some of us. | |
I'll include myself in this. | |
This guy is portrayed as a winner because he took out all his life savings. | |
I don't know why his life savings are so bad, by the way. | |
He's 32, and with his house and all of his clothes, he gets to 135. | |
I guess he had only begun to pay off his house. | |
So he goes down to the Plaza Hotel in Vegas, and he bets $135,000 on red. | |
No, why? | |
I don't know if it was red or black. | |
I think it was red. | |
And there he is in his tuxedo. | |
I guess it's the only thing he had left. | |
And let's see how he does. | |
Where's the video there? | |
Just bet with your life savings. | |
Yeah, I'm fastened. | |
I want you to know we would never knowingly condone or accept someone taking a wager of their entire life savings. | |
But we know that this is a culmination of a grand adventure for you, and hopefully the start of many more, more interesting things. | |
To that extent, they're happy to take it. | |
Just give me a head nod and we'll start it. | |
What are you happy for? | |
Good choice! | |
Out of the 50-50. | |
We think you made the right choice. | |
Is that his wife or his mom? | |
Mom, I hope. | |
Yeah, he's 32. | |
That better be his mommy. | |
What are you doing over there with your hair? | |
Getting it out of the way of the headphones. | |
Slow-mo. | |
All right. | |
So it was 135. | |
I guess he wins 135, right? | |
Taxes are going to be upwards of 50% there, buddy. | |
That's 70K. | |
You just made 70K for the government. | |
And now you're 70K up. | |
I'm not impressed. | |
Wait, they bet the actual numbers, too? | |
So what was it? | |
It was 7. | |
That's a 5.4 split. | |
I don't know what any of that means. | |
I think he just went. | |
So I guess he had a 48.6% chance. | |
Oh, that's a European roulette wheel. | |
He wins. | |
Okay, get rid of that shit. | |
He wins. | |
He pays a taxman 70 grand. | |
He's only up 70 grand. | |
So your best case scenario is you get 70 grand. | |
Your worst case scenario is you emptied your bank account. | |
You're a fucking loser. | |
What a dumb piece of shit that guy is. | |
Don't do stuff like that, you ninkum poops. | |
Another thing I've been meaning to get to for a long time is this guy. | |
He's been sent to me a hundred times. | |
Does this guy have the sprinkles? | |
Yes, he does. | |
He's very, very funny. | |
Please stop sending me this. | |
This one made me corny, by the way. | |
It's about four years ago. | |
New Year's Eve. | |
He's addicted to penis enlargement pills. | |
And the next morning, I woke up with an erection the size of Jupiter. | |
So big that I had to literally turn my head just to see the end of it. | |
When I got to the end of my shaft, I saw the head resting on my wife's neck, she was dead. | |
The weight of my penis had suffocated her overnight. | |
I knew then, never again, I have to stop taking penis enlargement pills. | |
So you stop. | |
Of course I stopped. | |
Yes, yes, stopped. | |
When did you know that you were addicted? | |
She seems pretty funny, too, and attractive. | |
How many hound dogs? | |
As you know, with Fridays, we leave it up to God. | |
The God will dictates where we go. | |
Unless, you know, you have other things you want to discuss, Ryan. | |
Me? | |
Yeah, right. | |
Me wanting to discuss literally anything. | |
That's ridiculous. | |
That's redunks. | |
That's reding-dung-gadung. | |
I'd like to just get a little bit of an edge here and just have that white just scoop it a little bit. | |
You know, I like the aesthetics of that. | |
I like that God is my co-pilot. | |
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I take it in the mornings. | |
And today's workout sucked balls. | |
It was a minute on the bike. | |
Then it was this thing. | |
You put your hands down like this for a plank and you lift your back leg up 20 times with the right leg, 20 times with the left leg. | |
That was brutal. | |
And then get this. | |
10 pounds, 10 pounds. | |
I don't know what the bar is. | |
What do you think? | |
For a little bar? | |
20 pounds? | |
15-ish or something? | |
It felt like 20. | |
So 20, 30, 40, 40 pounds. | |
You sit with your ass on the ground and you pump and what's this called? | |
Press? | |
Shoulder press? | |
Shoulder press. | |
Sitting on the ground. | |
Your legs are just sitting there like you don't have legs. | |
And that's so you can't use your legs for any of this. | |
It's only your upper body. | |
That was brutal. | |
And then there was this big like Thor hammer where you squat and you stop right there. | |
So it goes like this. | |
Oh. | |
Or explosivity. | |
And I go, that was a great workout at the end. | |
I almost couldn't make it. | |
And he goes, I got to say, man, you and Ryan, that's the owner of the gym, so he's my age, 53. | |
He goes, you guys, you guys, like you suffer, but at least you do it. | |
A lot of these younger kids are in great shape. | |
They come down here, they box already, so then they start working out and they can't handle it. | |
They quit, and then they quit the gym because they're so embarrassed that they couldn't handle it. | |
There's something about us oldies where we're just willing to endure more pain. | |
Probably because our lives are pain. | |
Was the easy curl bar? | |
Was it like, did it have the bends in it? | |
No, it was a straight bar. | |
Straight bar. | |
That wouldn't have helped much, though. | |
Right. | |
No, I was just wondering, it's between anywhere from 14 to 35 pounds, it could be. | |
Okay. | |
35 sounds a bit rich. | |
So I have a lot of racism to discuss, but that's intimidating in front of the paywall where it's free and I feel naked like a banana where you can see my bruises. | |
So we'll save the racy stuff for behind the paywall. | |
How long have we been doing this, this show so far today? | |
Oh, like 20 minutes. | |
20 minutes, huh? | |
So we started there, okay. | |
That means we've done about half an hour. | |
No, it doesn't. | |
It means we've done 20 minutes. | |
What the fuck? | |
What a weird brain. | |
20 minutes equals half hour, yeah. | |
Yeah. | |
If you round it up and up and then past where you're supposed to round it. | |
You're right. | |
An even newer one? | |
Or maybe he's switched. | |
He wants to do The Competence Crisis. | |
I think it was The Competence Crisis. | |
Yeah. | |
And then he wants to do, he's making us a cops and robber thing where we've got to yell, cops, cops, cops. | |
That's fun. | |
Robber, robber, robber. | |
And he puts it together. | |
So that'll be exciting. | |
But for right now, it's the Godwheel? | |
Let's do the God Wheel. | |
It is time for the God Wheel. | |
*Dramatic music* | |
I mean, as far as the freeloaders go, this is the only show they hear. | |
So this is the Godwheel podcast to them. | |
While what we really have in the real life is silly Mondays where we just walk around in flannels and make jokes, no real news. | |
Serious Tuesdays, heavy shit, Israel, immigration, Biden, the economy. | |
Wacky Wednesdays with me and Anthony Kumia being rude. | |
Cop show Thursdays, go through cop videos. | |
And then, of course, Godwheel Fridays. | |
Ready? | |
We are ready. | |
The Godwheel. | |
Oh, good. | |
I hate me. | |
I hate me news. | |
Feminism is always fun. | |
The very form of change that the world has been waiting for. | |
You said I was too pretty to fight. | |
That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how you're behaving. | |
So a woman's rage is a lot of things. | |
When a woman is drunk at a bar, it's like handling a bomb. | |
I feel like I'm in the bomb squad. | |
You never know what's going to set them off. | |
I'm very nervous around a drunk girl because if she gets mad, the place is going to start to get trashed. | |
It's going to get ugly, as Liam Neeson would say. | |
So women's rage is scary. | |
It's annoying. | |
But if there's one thing it's not, it's transformational. | |
The only thing it transforms is a good night into a shitty night. | |
But this woman is putting together a documentary. | |
I don't think it's done yet. | |
Right? | |
She's raising money for it, but then she made a trailer, so I guess she started it. | |
The alchemists of rage. | |
They're alchemists because they take rage and transform it into something else. | |
Like, this is just such a chick flick. | |
Go ahead. | |
What? | |
What? | |
So, are you feeling ready to practice screaming with me? | |
Sounds productive. | |
One, two, three! | |
Shut up! | |
Yeah, anyone who's been in a bar around last call is familiar with that sound. | |
It's usually under the guise of laughing. | |
I'm the director of Outcry, Alchemists of Rage. | |
This short documentary follows artist activist Whitney Bradshaw as she travels the country leading Outcry screen sessions, transformational gatherings where women, non-binary, and genderqueer people reclaim the power of their voices. | |
Shut up, Jane of the Girls, as I make a beautiful portrait of your power. | |
But I also wrote the photographs themselves to become a protest. | |
Oh my God. | |
I'm out of here. | |
Bye. | |
Can you imagine? | |
Yeah, great screen. | |
I created Outcry to be a monumental act of collective resistance. | |
I've seen change happen at an individual level as participants. | |
At an individual level, I'm needing a cue card. | |
I don't have the courage of my convictions. | |
They do look kind of cool altogether like that as far as pictures. | |
I could sell the rhetoric behind it that's just ridiculous. | |
Boat! | |
Who is my obsession? | |
I knew this was a film I had to make. | |
I've done 42 spit takes so far. | |
Bringing viewers into Scream Sessions and Whitney's artistic process. | |
It explores rage, trauma, catharsis, the power of community, and Whitney's deeply personal motivations for starting out. | |
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. | |
Today, in post-Roe America, where bodily autonomy and reproductive rights are under attack, Outcry channels our deep rage into action. | |
Into action? | |
So screaming like that gets you to Capitol Hill and gets the law changed. | |
Is that what you're saying? | |
I'm thrilled to be a part of this documentary film. | |
Let me guess. | |
No kids? | |
The revolutionary power of outcry encourages everyone who sees the film to use the power of their voice to... | |
To demand change, seek justice, and most importantly, vote. | |
Shut up. | |
Shut your mouth. | |
We are dedicated to getting this film out ahead of the November elections. | |
Your contributions will go directly to the film. | |
Basically, all it comes down to is we want more abortion. | |
We're so excited to get it. | |
There's a lot of abortion going around. | |
You really want to ramp it up. | |
I think in New York, it's legal up to nine months. | |
Is that not good enough? | |
How about 10 months? | |
How about a year after the baby's born? | |
Is that what you want? | |
Wow, that was great. | |
And how much have they raised so far? | |
$22,000. | |
Tabernacle. | |
All right, let's spin the wheel again. | |
Sometimes we stand a subject. | |
Sometimes we leap around. | |
The God wheel. | |
That must be gays, right? | |
That looks pretty gay to me. | |
I mean, the thing is, there's so much overlap. | |
Like with war on kids, there's tons of pushing kids to get top surgery and all that shit. | |
So sometimes LGBTQ becomes inseparable from war on kids. | |
And then with feminism, there's so much like Joy Reed saying, don't have kids. | |
We're overpopulated. | |
We don't, we have enough kids already. | |
So that's like war on kids and feminism. | |
Kamala Harris loves Venn diagrams, and there's a lot of them on this show. | |
Let's, uh... | |
LGBTQ? | |
Okay. | |
Why are you ugly? | |
I felt ugly. | |
I felt gay. | |
Okay, so this guy's really into eunuch fandoms, which is like a thing and a thing and a thing and a thing. | |
And this guy, this is a doctor, Dr. Jamie A. Agapoth. | |
Agapoth gave his presentation to USPATH, the U.S. division of WPATH, over online medical fandoms. | |
So these are some medical fandoms you should learn about. | |
Of these fandoms, he includes eunuch fandoms, which discuss castration as gender-affirming care. | |
So there's a medical fandom, which I just assume means like you're a fan of it. | |
It's a fan club for various medical procedures, root canals, breast augmentation, dilated anuses, and eunuchs, where you're a fan of young boys having their balls removed. | |
That's your fandom. | |
And this doctor is here to explain it to us. | |
Sounds great. | |
Sounds perfectly reasonable, Earth. | |
Hey, it's Dr. Jamie. | |
My pronouns are she or they. | |
I'm an associate clinical professor of psychiatry. | |
I am a researcher. | |
And I am somebody who works in the space of gender-firming care. | |
Welcome back to my channel. | |
So, as some of you know, I presented on the topic of medical fandoms at the most recent U.S. PATH conference. | |
This is the U.S. sort of chapter of WPATH or the World Professional Association for Transgender Health. | |
I presented on the topic of fandoms with a sociologist and a psychologist who talked about how fandom culture can really help people explore gender identity. | |
My focus was on medical fandoms, and I will now give you that part of the presentation. | |
That's it. | |
Video games are behind this trans shit. | |
Sorry. | |
All of your role-playing, I know I'm making everyone mad because I'm criticizing video games, but like you play Fortnite, and then you use a chick because there's less of a hitbox, right? | |
The waist is slimmer or some bullshit like that, which I don't even believe. | |
And then you get, you were a chick for six hours today. | |
I feel more comfortable as a chick. | |
Next thing you know, you're a chick. | |
This guy gets into these dumb fandom cults. | |
He starts being a girl in the fandom cults. | |
Maybe he's a wolf, wolf kin or something like that. | |
The next thing you know, he's been taken seriously as a chick. | |
This is all role-playing video game garbage. | |
Mental patient shit. | |
Okay, so what is a medical fandom? | |
A medical fandom is a subculture of stakeholders who share and or elevate a particular treatment, theory, or expert within medicine. | |
Medical fandoms play an important role in proposing new treatments, creating new subjects. | |
An expert within medicine? | |
What? | |
Is this guy under the impression that all women curtsy while speaking? | |
That's not a thing. | |
Yeah. | |
Where do you cut him off on the highway? | |
Watch where you're fucking going. | |
Medical research and treatments. | |
And we'll kind of talk about how they do that. | |
We'll kind of talk about that. | |
So if we look just on social media, we can find a lot of evidence. | |
Imagine you're a fucking doctor and you have to sit through this lecture. | |
And I'll give some examples. | |
So on Reddit, for example, if you look at just the subreddit for trans, there's over 430,000 members who are sharing information. | |
Yeah, they're called perverts. | |
The UNIC Archive, which is a website dedicated to individuals who identify as UNIC, there are forums, like for instance, one on surgical castration that has over 900 threads and over 12,000 posts. | |
I will say that the term castration, while that may sound pejorative to those who are non-binary or trans, within the unit community, this is not really considered pejorative. | |
On YouTube, if you just put in hashtag transgender, you're going to find over 103,000 videos with that hashtag. | |
That's great. | |
Now, not all of these are fandom videos or videos that... | |
The unique thing is people who have cut their balls off, people who want to cut their balls off, probably people who took hormone blockers, which they called chemical castration, and they used to give it to pedophiles. | |
And I betcha, there's a large contingent of pedophiles who don't like that they're pedophiles. | |
I'm not defending pedophiles, but you know what I mean? | |
And they're like, can I, I want these urges to go away. | |
And they probably Google like castration. | |
Because I think I remember reading once that when pedophiles were caught, a lot of them would volunteer for chemical castration because they hated themselves, obviously, right? | |
How much more can we take of this fucking clown? | |
Are supportive of trans people, but there are a lot of them out there. | |
On YouTube, you'll find fandoms around, for example, specific therapists who may focus on voice, specific psychologists who may work in this space. | |
I think it would be beneficial to work within their framework of psychobabble and say, claim that, you know, whatever the speech, the free speech stuff that they're going to hold against us in the future courts, we're like, you tweeted out that hate speech. | |
If we come up with a gender or sexuality that is, I'm so repressed sexually that I just, I say the worst things I could possibly say, that's why I made all the arguments. | |
That's my sexuality. | |
Yeah. | |
It's called, I'm shock sexual. | |
Exactly. | |
I get off on it. | |
Yeah. | |
You're kinkshaming me. | |
I'm shocked jock curious. | |
This whole court is kink shaming me. | |
Yeah, yeah. | |
So, and that leads to suicide. | |
So stop. | |
Right. | |
So I just checked out this guy's Twitter. | |
It's Dragon Novelist is his name. | |
And this is all he does, is explain to people the stupid dungeons and dragons world of trans psychiatry. | |
His YouTube is called Trans Psychiatrist Reacts. | |
I like that for his female name, he just cut off the S. So a very small name surgery. | |
Dropped the S. Now you're Jame. | |
I'm Jame. | |
You know that female name, Jame? | |
My name is Dr. Jamie. | |
My pronouns are she or they. | |
I'm an associate clinical professor of psychiatry. | |
I am a researcher, and then somebody who works in the space of gender-affirming care. | |
Welcome back to my channel. | |
You know what I'm really crazy too? | |
Like we just see a funny, weird little gay man. | |
He sees himself as like a young Martha Stewart, like an attractive classic 60s beauty. | |
Oh, yeah. | |
Like makes bunt cake. | |
Why did God send us here? | |
All right, we've got to go behind the paywall now, folks. | |
Nina Fashions is going to be in town soon. | |
And I'm yet to work this out, but I'll work it out with them. | |
We're going to have a, there'll be the normal meet and greet you can do where you go there and you, you know, you get fitted for clothes. | |
And then we're going to do a fancy pants one where we give out the bird, which is the bald eagle pin. | |
It's coming up, right? | |
March 16th. | |
They're in New Jersey. | |
Excuse me. | |
You can see this on the Nita Fashions page. | |
This is where I get all my suits made. | |
You can get a cheap shirt for $50, a fancy one for $200. | |
A lot of range in the shit they make for you. | |
Right, and the great part about this is once you're sized, you can always just be like, I'd like a shirt with this color, this print, whatever. | |
You see something that inspires you in a movie or something, and you're like, you can call them up or contact them, and they have your measurements already. | |
Correct. | |
Yep. | |
I'll be pinning this as my top tweet. | |
So you only need one fitting, really, unless you get fat or skinny. | |
Oh, wait, but shit, we didn't do the letters page. | |
The letters page. | |
All right. | |
Well, unless you want to add something, Ryan, which we'll have to get to the letters page. | |
I do. | |
Thank you for pivoting to me. | |
So, frankly. | |
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. | |
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back. | |
Let me touch it. | |
It's more touch. | |
We already discussed that. | |
We already discussed that. | |
I didn't make the flag. | |
Oh, here's a purple flag. | |
British Columbians told to stop using the term British Columbians because it's offensive now. | |
The guideline is contained with an official guide for BC government workers drafting indigenous content. | |
So we go over to the National Post. | |
I hope they don't charge me. | |
Who are these people who read their news through Apple News? | |
Psychopaths. | |
What are you doing? | |
This term excludes Indigenous peoples who may not identify with it. | |
For many, they identify as members of their own sovereign nations. | |
So by those rights, though, you shouldn't say Ontarians, Quebecois, Alabamans, like any state or province. | |
Right? | |
So what do you say? | |
Alabamans and Indigenous people of Alabama? | |
It's always more work. | |
Have you ever noticed that? | |
If you've been hunting for a Canadian academic job of late, you've probably seen something like this. | |
A caveat that you have to be a racialized minority or identify as female in order to apply. | |
So no white men, essentially. | |
A common reaction is that this must be illegal. | |
This is Canada. | |
We have a Charter of Rights and Freedoms. | |
You can't just sort through resumes based on the applicant's color. | |
But as with many freedom-y things, you're thinking of the United States. | |
That Charter of Rights and Freedoms we mentioned is actually pretty specific in allowing no white guy hiring rules. | |
It's right there at the top. | |
Section 15.2. | |
The Charter guarantees equality before the law right up until the point it encounters an employment practice that seeks to prioritize disadvantaged individuals. | |
So as long as your group remains advantaged, you could be cut out of job postings. | |
Wait a minute. | |
That's like a pretty modern thing. | |
Like disenfranchised. | |
When did we make that? | |
You need? | |
Yeah. | |
It's got to be recent, right? | |
Unless Canada's just like ahead of the curve. | |
Here it is. | |
Canadian rights and freedoms, blah, blah, blah. | |
No, 1982. | |
What? | |
1980, fucking two. | |
People don't realize how young Canada is. | |
Quebec's 400 years old, but the rest is like got their anthem in 1970, got the flag in 1980. | |
Wow. | |
That's gay. | |
Okay. | |
Well, So that's ridiculous, of course, as is most of the stuff we cover on the letters page. | |
AI history blackface. | |
Like everyone I was laughing at the AI-generated historical images that were doing the rounds. | |
Then I realized there could be an opportunity here. | |
What if we say that black people were all over the world for all of history? | |
Vikings, cowboys, founding America, living in 17th century Scotland, etc. | |
What if we all just agreed that was true? | |
Now, the slave trade, colonialism, the oppressing of indigenous populations is no longer the fault of old Whitey. | |
The whole premise of you owe me because I'm oppressed no longer applies. | |
It would mean we all start again with a clean slate. | |
No one can bitch and moan about their ancestors, and we can let things play out with the ability to criticize any group without fear of someone claiming historical oppression. | |
I mean, it would negate all of historical accuracy, which would be painful for us, Whiteys. | |
However, we would get to have no more race cards and constant guilt about all our collective achievements going forward. | |
I'd vote for that. | |
What do you think? | |
Yeah, it's like my buddy Dave Cast, who used to have Ryan's job, he went to see, was it Gone with the Wind? | |
Like his, don't worry, his girlfriend made him go, his wife now, mother of his two kids. | |
But she made him go to that, and there's slaves in that movie, but they started giving a lot of the white roles to black people. | |
So now the black people are totally okay with slaves being around. | |
Whoops. | |
And I don't think they make the slaves white people. | |
So you just have a black person like, boy, boy, fetch me my slippers. | |
It doesn't make them look very good. | |
All right, so we end the show. | |
I got some AI stuff real quick. | |
This is pretty neat. | |
So, yeah, this is a whole thread about how they're doing that. | |
And then they add gay into there eventually, too. | |
And then, you know, through Rome, all sorts of stuff like that. | |
But Owen Benjamin found a way to trick it. | |
And it says you can find white people if you make the prompt. | |
Eating watermelon or eating fried chicken. | |
Yeah, that's ancient Chinese. | |
I don't think we covered it, but. | |
Maybe you couldn't see because your hair's in your eyes. | |
That's not true. | |
Well, I could hear and see. | |
Yeah, you put in fried chicken and you get all white people. | |
You put in eating watermelon. | |
Or another funny one is you say Greek leaders in chains eating watermelon. | |
And they all look like slaves, of course. | |
Have you seen that one? | |
No. | |
Frick. | |
Yeah, look it up. | |
Greek leaders, Greek philosophers? | |
No, Greek politicians, maybe? | |
Chains, whatever. | |
Ancient Greek politicians in chains eating watermelon. | |
All right. | |
So the AI thing is kind of played out. | |
Got it. | |
Yeah, there we go. | |
Wow, that's bad. | |
I like the scholar at the bottom right. | |
Yeah, Nelson Mandela looking guy. | |
So, this is what happens when you fuck with us. | |
We fuck with you back. | |
All right, so we end the shows. | |
Usually, there's a lot more content. | |
We do an hour and 20 minutes a day, but this show is cut in half with the paywall. | |
So, let's get to the final video. | |
Of course, we're going to go behind the paywall after this, and I'll talk to you guys one-on-one as friends. | |
But I just have to showcase what this show generally does before we go hide. | |
So these always fascinate me, these idiot Savants. | |
This kid, he listens to this thing on his phone where it's kind of rap. | |
It's like, triangle has three sides, three sides. | |
A triangle has three sides. | |
That's on a loop for this guy's entire drawing. | |
He has a really crude way of drawing. | |
I think he uses pastels and he uses a lot of black and scratches, but they're fucking amazing. | |
There's no white left on the page. | |
He doesn't seem to be going from a picture either. | |
He just goes from something in his head. | |
And I always get freaked out by these cases of basically divine intervention. | |
You know? | |
Like, this seems somehow sentient. | |
It seems like God has just reached down and just gone boop and touched him. | |
What are you doing today? | |
I'm a... | |
Do... | |
What's the... | |
I was trying to... | |
Social lecture in the sky sea. | |
Flaming with the be play with guitar and the shape with three sides it is. | |
Three angles, three, four, there's three, straight, five. | |
A triangle is a shape with three sides it has. | |
You hear that? | |
A triangle is a shape with three sides. | |
He listens to that the entire time. | |
Three quarters, three, three, nine. | |
Walk in the shape of a triangle. | |
It looks like shit, obviously, at the beginning. | |
Three triangle. | |
Walk in the shape of the triangle. | |
Triangle thing's still going. | |
Usually black is frowned upon on this kind of drawing because it takes over the page so much, but this sort of anchors it and it gives it cohesion. | |
Looks like an outline. | |
Do the triangle! | |
Look in the shape of the triangle! | |
And you should see his other stuff too. | |
He does these art shows. | |
And they're giant. | |
What is that on? | |
A piece of wood? | |
Triangle still going strong. | |
Like, listening to that triangle thing probably means he wants to learn. | |
Hi, buddy. | |
Go back to his main page. | |
Because some of you might not like that particular drawing and think I'm full of shit. | |
Vicky's art. | |
Vicky. | |
So there's a fish he did that's pretty good. | |
A dog is amazing. | |
There's one where he's at an art show. | |
Yeah. | |
Yeah. | |
That's the one we just saw, I guess. | |
There's a raccoon. | |
Pretty nice. | |
Wow. | |
The Lord works in mysterious ways, doesn't he? | |
Okay, this is where we wrap it up. | |
And I say, get fired. | |
Get in trouble. | |
Be brave. |