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March 15, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S5E66 - WE CARE A LOT (FREE PART)

  After lamenting the lack of interest most people seem to have in their day-to-day, we tackle so much breaking news, there's no time for the God Wheel. Vybz Kartel is innocent, Don Lemon scolds Don Lemon, Nex Benedict offed itself, Gamergate 2.0 is here, YesJulz is fired, and a Puerto Rican shot a black dude on the subway.

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One pumpkin they are not school what tell me something This color I didn't know body From New York get off my lawn with Gavin McInnes party
- - Toothbrush get out the dustpots.
Everybody have the ass where me get me clocks.
Where did I get me clocks?
I got these Clarks at a Clark store that was closing down.
I got a great deal.
I don't think they make these anymore.
As I discussed in my recent how to wear a suit video, which is free on Censored.TV, these are the most comfortable shoes I've ever had.
I love Clarks.
The desert boots get a little wrinkly over time, but this was Vibe's Cartel's breakout hit.
I don't know when, when is this song from?
He was a nobody back then.
I think it also introduced Pop Can.
What year did that song come out, Ryan?
Clarks by Vibes Cartel.
As you know, the Jamaicans love conflict.
It's always this side against that side, the yin and the yang, but with guns.
And the big Jamaican music dance hall rivalry there is Pondegaza versus Pondegully.
Vybz Kartel is Gaza.
2010.
So is Popcon.
What year?
2010.
2010.
Almost 15 years ago.
And Vybz went to jail.
The song is also in that video.
That's why I choose it.
But another reason I chose Vybz today is because he's free.
He was serving a life sentence for murder, which he probably did.
But one of the jurors was caught trying to bribe the other jurors.
Can you imagine the garbage justice system that goes on in fucking Jamaica?
I mean, it's probably... It's better than Haiti.
That's what it says on the Jamaican license plate.
It's better than Haiti.
We don't eat each other yet.
It used to be, come to Jamaica to feel alright.
Now it's, come to Jamaica, it's slightly better than Haiti.
Come to Jamaica, we promise you will not get eaten.
Jamaican dancehall artist Vibes Cartel's conviction for murder has been overturned.
The 48-year-old was given a life sentence in 2014 for the killing of Clive Lizard Williams, most of you just know him as Lizard, on the Caribbean island.
His successful appeal, heard by the Privy Council in London, argued that a juror accused of trying to bribe others should have been thrown off his trial.
This is like, he's already done like 10 years.
His career didn't falter during his time in jail.
And obviously the question is why is his, why are his vocals so audible?
Are you bringing in recording equipment?
The corrections officer has denied it and they're lying.
Although there are some songs where you can hear he's on the phone.
Authorities in Jamaica will decide whether the case should be retired.
The musician's real name is Adidja Palmer.
Which is why you hear that woman going, hey Eddie!
In this hit, which is on my hit mix that is also free, The Sounds of Jamaica.
We made that a video.
I think it's free on the site also.
Lots of free stuff.
Play that 1-3.
That's a 2016 King of the Dancehall was the album there.
No, that's Clarks.
We've already heard that.
Hey, Addy is 1-3.
It's just him talking to various chicks about how he wants to fuck them.
Me sorry, Gavin.
That link links back to the Clarks.
- It sucks.
- One Three does?
- Yeah. - But what's the name of the song, "Me Look It Up"?
1-3 is also Clark's.
That's right.
I don't believe you.
It's two different links, but it's the same thing.
Please don't do a Jamaican accent.
Alright.
I prefer when you're an obedient slave.
Oh, yes, sir.
It's the same link, miss.
Okay, just find Hey Addie, I guess.
Okay, yes.
I don't think anyone gives a shit about Vibes Cartel or Gaza and Gully.
I sure do.
I do as well, Mr. Gavin.
He bleached his face white.
He was a pretty dark dude back in the Clark's video.
And then he tried some coloring cream.
He knows, hey, I can look like Gavin McInnes when I do this.
So then he bleached his whole body white.
If you look him up, he's white as a ghost now.
And then he covered himself in tattoos, which have a lot of profundity when you're an albino.
And now he says he looks like a coloring book.
Uh...
You want it?
Lick this fucking cock.
You want it?
Lick this fucking cock.
That's not subtle at all.
No, that's dance hall.
It's kind of punk, but it's sex punk.
And after Jamaican Independence, reggae was all about good vibes and positivity.
And then it got political with Stand Up For Your Rights.
But they would never play dancehall.
That was played just in the dancehalls.
Hence the name.
So they would have the raunchiest shit.
Like, uh, I heard a bag of tings!
Meaning I've heard a lot of things about you.
How'd you meet your mother?
These are the steps you need to take to put a pom-pom pussy inside the lock safe.
That made sense.
Yeah.
But a pom-pom is a pussy.
Anyway.
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Spoke to him seven days ago to the minute.
By the way, speaking of advertising, we have that meet and greet fit thing.
I think it's my pinned tweet on Twitter.
So it's Friday now.
Oh shoot, I forgot to bring the paper.
Friday now, so New Jersey on Monday.
We're gonna hang out, drink whiskey and get tailored.
You don't have to buy a suit.
No broads for miles.
Somebody asked, do I have to buy a suit?
No.
Don't let that stop you.
That's silly.
$200 you get a free shirt, get a whole bunch of stuff, get to hang out.
The sales for New Jersey are very good.
It's almost sold out.
Sales on New York, not breaking any records.
Now it's two Fridays away, but this could be a flop.
I could try this and it's a complete abysmal failure, and I could even hurt Nita Fashions, because their normal clients can't show up during these things.
So if we get like three guys, they've lost a ton of money and I'm a loser.
But in my defense, this was Nita Fashions' idea, not mine.
They said I have a lot of whales.
Whatever that means.
I try to get to the God wheel on this show, where we just spin a wheel and God decides what stories we talk about.
But I have to talk about actual things happening that we can't forget about.
This is a news program, ultimately.
So here are some things that I absolutely could not delay.
One, Ryan Katsu Rivera was scoffing my simping for Olivia Rodrigo.
I don't even wanna fuck her, I like her music.
And Ryan says that's gay, her music sucks, which is amazing from a Puerto Rican.
I didn't say it sucks.
I've never heard a Puerto Rican not like anything.
I didn't say it sucks, I think it's overrated.
They'll listen to Metallica, they'll listen to a music box.
I'm not a big fan of Metallica.
They'll listen to a Jack in the Box.
Puerto Ricans have no boundaries when it comes to music.
That's true.
It's fucking weird.
I don't think there's anyone else like that.
I don't like K.A.K.E.
K.A.K.E.
I'm not a fan of.
The band?
That's right.
K.A.K.E.
were they?
Running and going and talking instead of singing.
I don't rem- Pull them up, Jamie.
Are they a grunge band?
I don't know what the fuck they- I remember like a 90's grunge band I think called Cake.
I remember getting the CD advice- They're going the distance.
They're going the speed.
It's like...
Why am I listening to like...
Or like this?
It's like, why am I listening to secret spy music?
You know what that reminds me of?
I hate outside the box bands like Morphine.
We don't need a guitar.
Our saxophone is a guitar.
Yeah, there's a reason guitars are there, boys.
Imagine being really into morphine.
The band, not the drug.
Like just putting it on when you're alone in the house and blaring it as you tidy up or assemble a cooler you got on Amazon?
Gross!
What about the Mighty Morphine Power Rangers?
No.
Pull up the band Morphine.
Are you looking for the band Morphine?
Of course.
I've got it right here.
What song would you like to hear?
I don't care.
I don't like them.
They... I don't even want to say they suck.
I don't like the concept.
Buena.
Ooh, slide.
So that's the bass, right?
Did you get raped by a guitar or something and you can't look at them anymore?
Jump ahead, let's hear the sax come in to save the day.
There we go.
I think Tom Waits is a genius, but I think he's to blame for this.
In a weird way.
New York's okay if you like saxophones.
So yeah, Ryan said he's not into Olivia Rodrigo, and then we get some footage sent in.
What are you talking about?
You know why she's popular with girls too?
She's not too attractive like that Sydney Sweeney chick.
She's like a solid six.
Who's that, Ryan?
Okay, well, hold on.
Go back and freeze it.
Okay.
And explain yourself.
Have you ever, like, somebody says, I have free tickets to a thing?
Yeah, how come you know the lyrics?
Look at your lips move.
Look at your gorgeous bee-stung lips dance around to every word.
I think they had it on the screen.
That's right.
Yes.
Yes, they had it on a big screen.
They don't do that at shows.
Like a karaoke.
By the way, go back.
We saw the screen.
It's a bunch of candles.
It's a different screen.
There's a different screen.
And that's just one lyric.
And you're not even looking at the screen, you're looking at how well you're videotaping her body.
That's actually a front-facing camera.
I was looking to see if my curls were... And they were.
So that's embarrassing and you're caught.
Wait, hold on a second.
I denounce her.
Oh yeah, well she's being known, I think it's in the letters today, she's known now as the Queen Baby Sacrifice Satanist Demonic Demon.
Right.
Because she was handing out Plan B pills, which is a very weird, pro-choice or pro-life, that's a fucking weird thing to do.
It is weird.
And then committing a portion of her tourist ticket sales to abortion funds.
Okay.
So.
Alright.
She hated that baby.
I didn't know that when I had attended the concert.
Yeah, that's very blasphemous of you.
With the big screen that showed the lyrics.
This probably could have waited.
This is one of the only non-topical stories on today's to-do list, but you know how I feel about people who cross the road during bicycle runs?
I don't know why.
It's in my top 10 pet peeves.
I fucking hate when people talk about robots taking over.
It's so gay and stupid.
Oh, soon robots will be serving everyone.
Oh, soon you'll have a robot in your house doing the laundry.
That drives me mental.
There is no point within the next hundred years where a personal robot is going to be under $4 million.
There will always be illegals.
We have 8 million here since Biden came in.
They'll fucking do your laundry for nothing.
So, we literally have women taking in refugees as cooks.
We've rebuilt slavery from the ground up.
So, we'll just have more human garbage before we ever have fucking robots.
Oh yeah, what about a rhombus?
Or a rhombie?
Those dumb vacuums?
Yeah, I had one of those.
They suck shit.
It takes them about eight hours to do ten minutes of sweeping.
Oh, which reminds me, by the way.
Go back to me.
I'm at the gym and there's these bad kids from the school that come in and sweep and he's using one hand on the broom.
And I go, what are you doing?
Give me this.
I wasn't aggressive.
I was just like, give me this.
You got to hold this.
This is the fulcrum.
This is the pivot.
This is the axle.
And you get down here and you got to get some, you should feel it in your tits.
You got to get some scoop.
Scoop it up.
Get there.
I actually don't care if you're retarded.
Guy was like, he's just kidding.
And then I noticed a little bit later, the boss guy kind of had some gimpy gait.
Gimp gait.
I actually don't care if you're retarded.
You should know how to sweep if you're sweeping.
Don't sing the national anthem at Citi Field if you're too retarded.
Sorry.
So then I'm on the stairs and they're sweeping the stairs individually with a tray.
I'm like, guys, stop!
Start at the very, very top.
The tippy top of the stairs.
It's only four flights.
Start there and do the thing I showed you earlier.
Then you get down to the second step.
It's a one-man job.
I don't know why there's two of you here.
And you keep... By the time you get to the bottom step, it should look like the Sahara Desert, but in a garbage compactor.
Like just absolute shit.
And then you scoop it onto a tray.
You might even be able to sweep it out the door and onto the street.
Come on, guys.
Everyone's just checking off a box these days.
Oh, I did the sweeping, okay.
Even like the gym, it's like we had the guys come by, do the volunteer.
I care!
There's a fucking curb, corner on my way to work every single day?
I think I've told you about it before.
Oh, this is a CES survey suited.
The buttons don't actually open, they're fake.
Oh, that's not true.
Edit that out, Jamie.
I've told you about this before, right?
It's the corner, there's a big building there.
It's probably got 200 residents in it, and there's this truck that regularly, I've never caught it in the act, it clips the corner.
Now, it looks like a fucking 18-wheeler, but maybe it's just a landscaping truck, and it just digs into the grass.
The trough is like this big.
At one point, he went back on the grass a little bit later.
Maybe he hates the... We are living in a society!
Maybe he's doing it on purpose and they fucked him over.
I never even thought of that.
But, you know, the fucking immigrant super, guaranteed he has an accent, Puerto Rican at very best, if you can believe I'm saying that.
He just like, he doesn't even do it himself.
He gets someone to come in, they rake the soil, they add soil, you know, they try to make it flat, then they seed it, then they put hay on, and grass over the course of the next couple weeks will regrow.
And then what happens?
And I'm like, you need seven pieces of rebar that are two feet tall.
Hammer those in, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, around the corner.
Not too high, or they'll bend, right?
Actually pretty low.
Let's make them only like three quarter, maybe like eight inches out of the soil.
You put a sign that says, please stay off the grass.
Now, if this fucker does it again, pop, pop, pop, pop, he's going to pop his tires.
Maybe even if you could sharpen them.
I don't know who has the tools to sharpen rebar.
That seems pretty advanced, but.
I couldn't agree more with what they've said.
Is that how I'm talking?
No.
You just couldn't agree more.
It's gonna go on like this forever.
That breaks my heart.
I promise you, I'll keep you up to date, I'll take pictures, I'll bring them in on Monday, but that is gonna get reseated, it will regrow, the truck will go over it again, and it will go on forever, because people aren't present in the day-to-day.
Like, they gotta get in there!
We're all gonna be dead soon!
So like, go over there, fix something!
Now, we're gonna get to the front page of the Post today, where someone was killed on the subway.
That gets tricky.
Five black kids are picking on an Asian girl?
Who's like 15?
I guess you gotta go in there and die.
So there's very unfortunate scenarios.
But generally, you gotta Larry David it.
You gotta curb your enthusiasm.
You gotta get... What are you doing?
What is that?
Get involved!
As James Brown says, get into it.
Anyway.
Sorry.
So, that was a long way of trying to get to this thing.
So, I don't give a fuck about cyclists.
You know, these big 10-speed races, whatever they are, right?
Not quite yet, Ryan.
But there was that woman who showed the sign to her grandparents and said like, in French, it was like, hey grandma and grandpa, here I am.
And she put the sign out so far, it hit like two guys, they wiped out and it destroyed the entire fucking race.
I want to bite her.
And anyone who crosses during these things, like if you're gonna cross, you better see a mile on either side of nothingness and even then sprint across.
Why are you crossing?
Why are you at the race?
So I respect I respect people, even when I'm not remotely interested in their shit.
So I don't give a fuck about cycle races, but I respect that someone has been training for this for months.
It's a big deal to them.
It's been on the calendar.
X is on the calendar.
Here we go.
10 more days to the big race.
They probably like shed weight like boxing.
And then, you know, two days before they're allowed to eat or the night before they can eat, they put on like 10 pounds and they're all nervous that day and their family's there.
And then some cunt.
This shithead monster decides to cut a cross and ruin the whole fucking thing.
How mad does this make you?
This should make your blood boil.
That's annoying.
What's that number 2?
Danny.
Danny's here too.
Whoa!
He didn't even look!
Danny.
Danny.
And then I think, I must be hallucinating, but I thought I saw footage of another bike hitting him.
I think it's the guy's dad.
Danny.
- Danny's here. - Whoa!
Danny.
Fuck that guy.
I wish we could call him.
The guy filming doesn't even care.
He's like, ugh, Danny.
Typical Danny.
Danny's here.
Danny's So, we all know what happened with Don Lemon, to get back to cutting news, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, or as Bill Burr would say, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot.
Don Lemon got a gig.
Now we can all go on Twitter and have a show and you can monetize it by, they put up these stupid fucking annoying garbage spam things below your tweet.
So you say, hey man, has anyone seen my gun?
I left it on the 7 train, I'm worried a gang will get it.
And then they're like, hey, baking soda is really bad for you.
You should try this new substitute.
Like, have you noticed that in Twitter?
Pussy in bio.
Pussy link in bio.
That's infuriating.
But those aren't sponsored.
I'm talking about sponsored ones.
That's how they monetize.
And it's like, can we at least make the comments link to the original thing, please?
It's one of the worst things about new Twitter.
But then there's the elites, like Tucker, who get an actual deal that's like Crowder's deal with Rumble, where you get big money because you're drawing so many people to the platform.
Don Lamon, a lefty, who is the genius behind anti-fascist.
It's in the name.
Don't be disrespectful to people, or not respectful.
Disrespectful, I think, is not actually a word.
Yeah, it is.
It's not even a remotely controversial word, too.
It's not like irregardless or something.
It's kind of a deep cut.
But so he did an interview with Elon Musk and lost his job.
I know I say get fired, but when I say that I mean be yourself and don't be a coward and if that means you eventually lose your job because you support Trump or you're pro-life, so be it.
I didn't mean be so shitty at your job that you're fired on the first day.
But that's what he did.
And I thought, uh, he put a little letter out.
We're going to see it on Monday.
I cannot wait to see that interview, but he, someone sent me this and a baby monster sent this.
And this is him saying that getting fired is, uh, uh, none of your business.
No, no, sorry.
This is him saying that free speech has consequences and all these pussies who get fired after no time at all should just shut their gay mouths.
People like you and the like carried his water and told lies.
Didn't tell lies.
Allowed the lies to spread.
That's a lie.
That's a lie, actually.
Senator, nobody asked you to be the editor of the President's Twitter feed.
The one he has been permanently barred from.
The one he is whining about.
The one he is whining about.
Trump is whining about being banned from Twitter.
Prescient.
Foreshadowing from the Cadbury egg that is Dalai Lama.
They've taken away his freedom of speech.
It's like a Cadbury egg, he's got white cream inside of him.
These are private companies.
They have no obligation to have anyone on their platforms.
These are decisions that have nothing to do with Congress.
Except perhaps for people trying to kill them.
Trying to kill them.
Think about it this way.
If they're going to espouse freedom of speech, right, being taken away.
So, stop.
This, he's bitching about Trump saying, we'll be wild.
And his contention is that Trump saying, come to the demo on Jan 6, it will be wild.
That was him telling his followers to kill everyone in Congress.
Is there a more low IQ take possible?
This will help you understand if you frame it in that manner.
If you frame it in the freedom of religion argument that you use so much.
Twitter and Amazon and the like, they are the Christian bakery.
Okay?
Trump is the gay couple who wants a gay wedding cake.
Okay.
Let that sink in, says Dom Sybrows.
First Amendment.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment... Did people ever watch this show?
It's like a podcast that you just look into the camera.
This is on the TV.
It's like a gay dude who just got dumped and he's your neighbor and you're you're sitting talking to him for a sec in the hallway and he's so happy to finally have some ears to fill with his garbage and you're like yeah that that's terrible yeah I gotta I gotta be heading out but I'm sorry to hear that.
Or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press.
Or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
That's what it says.
It says nothing about Twitter or social media.
The Congress.
Don't get it twisted.
Stop using that argument.
It makes no sense.
Isn't that beautiful?
That's the beauty of these assholes too, when they're around this long, like Joe Biden.
He has been around a lot longer than Don Lamon, but we can, they get exposed to their own hypocrisy.
Speaking of which, we're in danger.
The stock market is behaving very strangely.
Billionaires are selling off their shares.
Mark Zuckerberg is selling off Facebook.
Various billionaires are, Jeff Bezos is selling off a lot of his shares.
Look at the behavior on the stock market of politicians.
They're selling unprecedented amounts of stocks and bonds.
It's curious.
And it makes us worried that something bad's gonna happen.
I just had my, I just had an electrician come by and check on my generator and make sure I'm good with that, with gas and the fuse box and everything.
But at the very least you should have some food sitting around if the power goes out and the grid shuts down and there's zero internet.
What do you do?
There's no grocery stores, they're shut.
We're all getting the sense that we're being lied to.
Well, that's because we are.
Suspicious events are unfolding.
Even worse, it's hard to believe what anyone has to say about it, and we all know the mainstream media has their own agenda.
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This is half an hour into the free show.
I'm going to cut off the freeloaders soon.
But, uh, I still have a lot of news to get to.
I guess the shooting on the subway is going to have to wait for behind the paywall.
And I don't think we're going to get to the Godwheel.
That's never the plan.
But, like, Vibes Cartel gets out of jail.
I got to mention it.
I'm sorry.
I can't cover that on Monday.
It just happened, like, yesterday.
Anyway, change the background to Ligbitkw.
Why are you gay?
I felt ugly.
I felt gay.
And then we fell in love.
So remember Nex Benedict?
She was beaten for being trans.
He?
I don't even know what it was going for actually.
And the strange thing about the media and the left is they want that to be true so badly.
Are we guilty of that?
Like when we hear a shooting or a bomb and we hear his name's Muhammad do we go yes?
It's possible.
But in our defense, when we go, yes, it's because there is a problem with Muslims and terrorism.
So it fits a greater real pattern that's really happening.
Check in on Britain if you don't believe me.
So that's a good thing.
Trans kids are not getting bullied.
Gay kids are not getting bullied.
I would wager that if there's any bullying going on in the gay community, it's the other way around.
If you don't want to have a trans flag up in your fucking classroom, you're in trouble.
Or how about that poor bastard, that teenager who dared to do a burnout on a rainbow painting on the ground?
I don't know how they're gonna prove that he did that on purpose, by the way, but he's facing hate crime charges.
So if there's any bullying, it's rainbow versus the rest of us.
But it just, it smelled bad, this next Benedict thing.
You know, she was bullied, she's trans.
Here, let's check out the media, this compilation of the media blaming Libs of TikTok for the severe beating.
And here's the narrative, right?
Beautiful little trans kid, I don't know if it's going for female or male, hanging out in the bathroom.
These homophobes are like, not on my watch.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, beat her to death, murder her, just for being in the wrong bathroom.
And where did this rage come from?
It came from Libs of TikTok, who's constantly saying, beat the shit out of gays.
All Libs of TikTok does, by the way, is show you what some gays did.
That's it.
There's no editorial.
Nex deserved the chance to grow up.
Love your hat, Joy!
Speaking of Nex, how many do you got there, Joy?
Got a couple of Nex.
Nex deserved the chance to grow up.
But tragically, that is not going to happen.
Instead, Nex died a day after a fight in a school bathroom at Owosso High School in Owosso, a suburb of Tulsa.
You know, while we don't have a definitive cause of death in this case.
So maybe shut up.
The idea of a fight in a bathroom probably sparks fear in the hearts of most parents.
Is that the emu from Liberty Mutual?
LGBT or non-conforming kids.
Is that a cell phone?
In the hearts of most parents of LGBT or non-conforming kids, I assume.
Are those your earrings jingling or somebody's cell phone's going on?
We're losing our kids!
And we're losing it because of so many politically motivated attacks that are putting laws in place and creating a culture of violence.
No, this is all false!
Hi, welcome to the False Readout.
The amount of broads that sit and watch this shit and get mad about fiction.
I honestly think this type of journalism is dying.
One of the founders of Lives of TikTok who was appointed to an advisory board in the state.
She doesn't even live in the state and was appointed to an advisory board.
Let's be clear, this is egregious and it's something that every parent, every person watching should be fearful of.
And for those who don't know what Libs of TikTok is, it's a TikTok app, a TikTok sort of group of people who go after LGBTQ plus people.
And this is just one headline.
A teacher who was targeted by Libs of TikTok was sent death threats, lost his job, was accused of grooming.
They basically go after people.
A guy named Tyler Wynn was featured in a Libs of TikTok post telling students, if your parents don't accept you for who you are, F them.
Yeah, sounds like he deserves some blowback for that.
Stop.
Isn't that so weird?
And next was actually angry about that post.
What do we do to protect people in states like Oklahoma that are not protective of LGBT?
Stop.
Isn't that so weird?
She just glided over what the teacher said.
And the teacher said, if your parents don't support who you are, fuck them.
Obviously, the teacher wasn't talking about if you want to be punk or a cowboy or goth. - Yeah.
He meant if you want to maim yourself and pretend that you're a different gender.
And he said, fuck them.
In other words, I'm the parent.
Look at me.
I am the captain now.
Fuck them.
And Lips of TikTok didn't participate in the backlash.
She just exposed him for saying that.
So she's mad, Joy Reid is mad that the teacher was exposed.
Youth or adults.
It's important for every person watching to see this as a threat to not some of us, but all of us.
Again, if this can happen to Nex, a non-binary kid in Oklahoma, it could happen to any of our kids.
We're also calling to make sure that Nex's life receives some semblance of justice.
We're calling on the White House, the Department of Education, the Department of Justice... Oh, they had to make it racial.
...to use every lever of the federal government to ensure that justice... All right, that's enough.
Shut up, you dumb bitches.
So, uh, I remember seeing this stupid kid and she was being interviewed by the police in the hospital bed.
Now, if she's on her way to death and she has 24 hours to live, how is she able to speak?
Is she hemorrhaging?
Is this a case of medical malpractice where you can talk to a girl as she dies?
And she wasn't like, it was, it was them.
She's like, yeah, we started it.
I threw water at them because they were calling us ugly or making fun of our laugh or something.
She started a fight.
And they overdid it.
I don't even know if they overdid it.
Actually, she seemed pretty fine in the hospital.
She seemed great.
There's no stitches or bandages anywhere.
And then she OD'd later.
Breaking the medical exam just released Nexus cause of death.
She died of an overdose the left uses tragedy to attack me and the media lied about the story for weeks Saying I was responsible for Nexus death I know I'll tell you who's responsible for Nexus death the silly emus we were just listening to I wager what happened was, next was the spotlight.
Everyone was talking about her.
I think megalomaniacs are drawn to this gender dysphoria thing because it's all about me and my pronouns and how you can talk about me when I'm not around.
And I think she was probably already depressed.
These people, it attracts narcissism and depression.
So she had both of those and I think she OD'd on purpose.
Now, I don't know what those things are.
I think they're like Prozac is one of them.
And then the other thing, what the fuck, is it some sort of antihistamine or something?
I forget what those are.
But they are reported to have side effects that include suicidal thoughts.
So maybe that was enough to drive her over the edge.
But what drove her to take those pills?
This culture.
The culture of you're okay.
Prozac and Benadryl.
I blame the left for for indulging her silly whims and Either they over medicated her because they took this bullshit seriously as some sort of mental disease or She got excited with the attention and killed herself Either way you got the whole thing wrong.
You're the bad guy joy and teachers involved Speaking of quiz, I also couldn't let this wait till Monday.
Dylan is a pop star, Dylan Mulvaney.
And I was looking at this guy and I'm like, you're just a skinny, useless queer.
You know, like at least that black chick that was on Curb Your Enthusiasm is kind of hot and has some gravitas, some presence to her.
You know who I'm talking about?
Laverne Cox.
But you see this guy and you're like, even as a gay, you're a twerp.
Yeah.
Now, obviously this is, this person is mentally deranged and thinks that they're a chick, but you kind of get their popularity.
But with Dylan Mulvaney, I, even if I was a homo who was pro trans, I'd be like, Oh, is that little twerp going to be here?
Yeah.
Like this guy can definitely barbecue.
Great.
Like Dylan.
What do you mean?
Like eat Haitians?
No Like he's probably got a really good like rib rub recipe sure yeah There's some substance to this weirdo, but with Dylan.
It's just He's a twerp Like everyone else in this video seems like reasonable Americans is that Gigi gorgeous my girlfriend Is it?
No.
Can't tell with all the shit they stick on their face.
I hate cans.
Like look at his body.
The boy toy that I'm dating.
I thought he liked chicks.
Wasn't it the thing?
I don't know.
Anyway. - The legs moving.
Pop.
You know what I mean?
Like, put him back in the high school and you're just like, Oh, is Dylan here?
Fuck.
Yeah.
That's David Kazaza for our high school.
Like you get in the car.
Yeah.
For us it was Paul Cahias.
But you get in the car, he's got his dad's car and there's like four people in the back and you see Dylan's one of them.
And you just look at the driver like, and then he sort of goes, Oh my goodness.
I found David Kazaza and he works in politics and the Supreme Court and stuff.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't want to... I guess I already doxxed him.
You already doxxed him.
He does constitutional law and... Is he a queer?
Yeah.
Yeah, he is.
He might be one of us.
I don't know.
Yeah, Federalist Society are our people.
So he's one of us.
Way to go, Ryan.
Classic Ryan.
Great singer.
Yeah.
One of us happens to be a queer.
I'm gonna go behind the paywall.
I'm gonna have one last add.
Can I throw in an LGBT thing?
Okay.
It's good.
So, um... Somebody mentions that a video game Dead by Daylight hired a transgender voice actor for a character they didn't show him the design of.
It ended up being a deformed mutant in a skirt who appears to have died by hanging.
At the time I voiced the character.
I had a lot of fun.
It was a great experience I was told that the voicing there was no model and the creature was supposed to be amorphous They had no model design before I recorded my lines So it's my assumption that the design team took my medical history and my ability to use multiple voices as an opportunity to create a character that models and encapsulates my medical history as a trans and Capitalized on catering to the transphobic community.
I was tricked.
Me me me.
It's always what did I say about narcissism?
It's very me-centric, yeah.
I was tricked into having, into voicing a stereotype.
Since yesterday, I've been virally harassed for being a trans.
Thousands of people since yesterday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's funny.
That's funny.
Well, that's actually next on my list is the new GamerGate just dropped.
And it's exactly the same as the first time around.
Fuck white people.
Fuck men.
Not literally.
I want to see that trans person in real life, though.
Yeah, unless you did.
Well, we'll pull up Purpleworks.
Dead by daylight.
I did Purpleworks today.
Had a great sesh.
Doing pads.
Cross-blocking is my new thing.
It's just instinctual.
I'm not fast enough to go like this, so I sort of go like that.
And the beauty of cross-blocking is you sort of get your head away, too.
Still has the thing as the banner.
What?
Yeah.
So, you know why?
Because it's, I hate it and everything that's making fun of me, but it's still attention.
And that's what we're all about.
They're ugly nerd losers.
A huge contingent of these trans people are like Dylan, and they're just the forgotten high school nerds who no one liked or paid any attention to, and now they're getting attention.
It can be negative.
Anyway, that doesn't really relate to, and we'll get to that in a second after this.
Star shining bright.
We're just singing.
See?
Hanging on the sycamore tree.
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What did you just do?
I wanted to say shooty hoops at the same time you did.
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Big John, I like fighting, he's funny.
He'll do shit like just jump on you and stuff.
So there's always humor sparring Big John.
Even if you hit him hard, he goes, oh, okay, that means I can hit you now.
But there's this other dude, this tall fireman, retired guy, and he wants to fucking throw down.
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I don't miss him, I miss him.
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And with that, I still have tons of shit to talk about.
We still have the mailbag.
I guess we're not going to get to the Godwheel.
If I was lazy, I would just roll in late and just do the Godwheel, then say fuck you and flick my cigarette at you and leave.
But I care about you.
I care.
We care a lot to quote, uh... What are they called?
It's in your eyes and you can't help it.
Faith No More?
Faith No More.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So freeloaders, I guess you could keep monitoring the site for free things like how to wear a suit.
You could also participate in that.
You don't have to be a subscriber to come to the fitting.
You don't have to buy a suit if you don't want to.
You can also just wait for the occasional Friday show, although last night was so funny, if you'll check my Twitter, you'll see there was two hilarious bits that you could easily do on stand-up, and they would fucking slay.
Well, maybe not the crawling up the woman's butt, but definitely the yelling at your wife with your dick hanging out.
You're missing out on all of it, folks.
But I'm gonna get with my people now, behind the paywall, and I'll see you parasites next week.
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