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Jan. 19, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S5E43 - MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY (Free Part)

  Trump is in a tear and the left are beginning to eat their own but before we discuss: Judas Priest is back, Eric Adams is Tracey Morgan, starving artists suck, girls can live underwater, women can freeze, Scott Peterson is still guilty, Jamar Bowman is retarded, Javier Milei rules, Rep. Barbara Lee is a liar, Vivek is VP, and Vikings are vehemently vapid.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
The power and the clatter of incense keys Can bring a nation to its knees
On the wings of an ether like a burning prey What a jam!
Um...
That's not an oldie, but it's a goodie.
Judas Priest are back.
Fuckin' 60 years later?
Whenever you look up some of these bands you assume are from the 80s, Judas Priest I think were 69, as Rob Halford was 69ing.
But that's a good jam.
Play the chorus.
It's called Panic Attack.
I hear Rob Halford's autobiography has way too much gay sex.
It's only mentioned once.
But it's true, yeah.
It's too much.
This is our free show.
The first half is free, second half is behind a paywall.
Read letters, talk about stuff, take it easy.
Sometimes we just spin the god wheel and we let him decide what we choose, but we have important stuff to discuss.
You may have noticed my incredible suit I'm wearing today, which is of course Nita Fashions.
What's their schedule like?
Are they still in London and Sweden?
Well, let's see.
I was saying on Twitter today, can we just have our own things?
When I'm at the, when I'm getting fitted and I'm looking at various samples for suits we're going to have, I'm in man heaven, right?
It's a man's spa.
And then a chick walks in and I'm just like, can you not?
Can you not?
I let black people ski and swim, but I don't let women into my tailors.
God doesn't let black people swim.
So, oh, that hasn't even started yet.
Go back.
So they're in London the 24th.
So that's not for another five days.
To the 28th.
And then they're in Switzerland, Geneva, and then Zurich.
So if you're in any of those places, check them out.
I sent it over to the London Proud Boys, but they sponsored this show.
They dressed me.
And also, I'd like to thank Purple Works, which I'm on right now.
I had a cold.
I've been coughing and sneezing all week, and I didn't feel like working out until I did my Purple Works, and then I felt like working out.
It's three weeks into the new year, and you know what that means.
Millions of people who went to the gym one or two times are slinking back into their couch, eating hot chip, watching Fish Tank Live, and completely forgetting about their New Year's resolution to get fit.
What is hot chip?
That's like a meme, like girls only want to charge their phone, eat hot chip.
Are those those super spicy chips?
Yeah, it's like, well, any sort of hot chip the younger Zoomers love, I suppose.
I can picture it in my head.
Now it's not only disgusting, but very disrespectful.
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Speaking of Gavin, I signed up for Manect because in the cameo days, I was raising money for Zenoa Kinsman and her family, John's kids, the proud boys that went to jail, and I was raking in 3K a month.
And she was living off that.
Not living off it, but you know what I mean?
It was very helpful.
I should turn off the fan.
And so I signed up for Manect.
And I'm currently at zero interest.
So, I don't know if it's the app or what, but... The app's probably broken.
Yeah, that's probably it.
I have a tech guy who's like, dude, you signed up for Minec?
That was a cancelled people cameo, which I pitched you forever ago, and you said nah.
And I'm like, yeah, I did say nah.
Zero consultations.
The reason another reason I signed up is because people go.
Oh, there's a lot of rich people to follow you They just want a one-on-one.
They don't want to have to go to a meet-and-greet and I was like, okay Let's set it up But I'm not starting a whole I wouldn't want to start a whole cameo for cancel people.
I got this business.
I Don't have any room on my plate every time someone pitches me an idea.
It's more homework for me No Like This guy, Super Kina, he wants us to sign him.
And I go, I don't have a record label.
And he goes, start one.
And I go, dude, you're very talented.
But I had my record label days.
Like, you gotta go out on your own.
Who's that, not Biggie Smalls?
That's Little-E Smalls.
Literally Little-E Smalls.
Before we... Right before we were on the air, a big thing broke.
Nikki Haley having an affair.
If you go to DailyMail.com, it's there.
I think... Is she toast?
I don't know how these things work.
I assumed Gavin Newsom was toast when he destroyed California, but nope.
He's the next president.
Nikki Haley bans DailyMail.com from all our campaign events and boots our reporter and photographer from New Hampshire meet and greet over a story about how she cheated on her husband with two different men.
They're not pulling any punches here.
I don't see any allegedly's, do you?
Lover one, lover two.
The word lover doesn't really work with men.
Hello, I'm a lover.
Hi, I was Nikki Haley's lover for a little while.
We did a lot of lovemaking.
If you go down a bit on the same home page, GOP presidential Haley did cheat on her husband with her comms consultant and a married lobbyist in steamy trysts in her Cadillac and hotels before she became governor.
Sworn affidavits and new witnesses claim.
Sworn affidavits a pretty big deal.
So this is what happens when you run for president.
Your skeletons come out.
I think it's why Michelle Obama will never run, because she has a cock.
And I think it's why Oprah will never run, because she's probably had a million lesbian orgies.
It's all coming out.
If you fucked some co-worker in the supply closet 15 years ago, it's coming out.
And shit you didn't do is coming out.
Great news.
Well, remember, what's his name?
That comedian who got in shit for grooming 14 year olds or whatever?
Oh, Chris D'Elia.
Yeah.
I think, um, Brendan Schraub just like mentioned it in front of him.
He's like, well, it's different, yo, because it's not like, you know, like some teenager that doesn't have like daddy issues and DMZ or something.
And he's like, no, but the meme was when he goes, yeah, those Snapchat conversations, people think they disappear, but they're around forever.
And then you see Chris D'Elia go, Snapchat reaction.
But he's back.
He's uncancelled himself.
Hold on a second.
Yeah, that guy, Brian Catlin, too.
He dodged one.
The boy's mother ended up finding it.
Finding it?
What do you mean?
Snapchat goes away, right?
He probably saved it.
You can screen record, take screenshots.
You gotta know that that's gonna happen.
Some people do some crazy shit.
Hey guys, I gotta go.
I'm hearing a high-pitched screeching in my ears and you guys are coming in and out of focus.
Can you guys stop doing that?
I think I'm having excited delirium.
Can you stop multiplying and looking like ghosts?
Why are you guys in slow motion and why can't I move my arms?
Why are you guys whispering in my ear?
They're gonna know.
They're gonna find out.
They're gonna know.
Baby Monster sent in Tracy Morgan's character on Crank Anchors, which is just him, and how it sounds exactly like Eric Adams.
Yeah, they're both old-school Brooklyn guys, right?
They're both criminals.
They're both lazy criminals from Brooklyn.
How you doing, Jenny?
My name is Spoonie Love from up above.
I'm just wanting to call and inquire about your facilities.
I mean, your staff, do you have like cool people on your staff?
That's Eric Adams.
Close your eyes.
Yes, we have cool people that work here.
People that can keep secrets and stuff like that?
I'm not really sure.
They can secrete.
Do you have any do disturb signs?
We do not have signs that say do disturb.
So how do I, how am I supposed to let the mage know to come in?
You would remove your do not disturb sign and then you could let us know and we can schedule a time if that's easier.
This show is so funny.
You know what someone pointed out last night?
When he says you can secrete the drugs, he means secretly place.
So a secret is the noun, secrete is when you make something secret.
Right, right.
You secrete it, so it becomes secreted.
It's a secret now.
It's not sacred, it's secret.
A lot of his understanding of the English language is guessing.
It's like German.
Like, German just takes three words and they're like, well that's a fucking snuffin' tobacco machina.
What's that mean?
Snuff, tobacco, machine.
Uh...
Also, an important news.
You know how I feel about people who recline their seats.
It's worse.
The baby monsters are very split on it.
I'm not split.
I'm a fascist.
You may not put your seat back.
Unless it's an overnight flight or there's a baby behind you, you may not put your seat back.
And they say to this guy, put your seat back.
Put it up.
You're squishing me.
And he goes, fuck you.
And then they go, all right, you're dead.
They called him a fucking motherfucker, shit fucker.
You watch it, buddy.
They're in the air.
What bloody... What bloody shit are you yelling, you fucking head?
You stupid shit eater of fucknuts.
Hey, hey!
I'll punch your fucking shit in your head.
He's a good fighter, like the guys.
I like how he holds his opponent.
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck, man?
I'm going to the bastard?
Your mother is a donkey, you shit-bastard.
Shit-bastard?
- I'm going to the bastard? - Because of this you are doing-- - Your mother is a donkey, you shit bastard.
Shit bastard. - No talking at me, no code, man. - I hate your fucking ass face. - But the thing is that, what do you think if you do like this one, you are going at work and somebody else-- - In other ridiculous news, I was introduced to this incredible artist who lives in Newburgh, which is a pretty rough part of upstate New York.
It's kind of been forgotten.
Post-industrial, a lot of African Americans live there.
Color.
And, uh, African Americans of color.
Were you correcting me?
Yeah.
Sorry.
African Americans of color.
Allegedly.
And, uh, but...
Through it all, through the grim pollution and the abandoned town, a flower blooms.
And it is a local artist.
Look at him.
Is this a Wes Anderson film?
He's found something.
So he just seemed to be picking up random garbage, and then he turns it into these incredible sculptures.
Zoom out.
Wait, more?
I want to see his name.
Go down.
Artists feature Daniel Giordano.
Wait, more, I want to see his name.
Go down.
I don't think I can.
Artists featured Daniel Giordano, so Italian it seems.
And I wouldn't have the connection to it.
I have everything I need here, you know.
Inspiration, source material, whether it's just like machine, sewing machine parts that I find in the old drawers here, to the stuff that I collect along the streets or the Hudson River.
So rocks?
I think all the materials, they're more significant because They have vignettes or stories or memories attached to them.
That's why I use all these different materials.
They have a kind of potency or energy for me.
You know what's interesting about that too?
The individual trinkets that he has, they have a story behind them.
And then he puts them together and that creates a new story.
Right, Ryan?
So it's like a combination of story.
It's almost like mashups, you know?
They take this sample from this song and this sample from that song and make a new song.
He's like a girl talk physical medium.
The sum of its parts.
This is some kind of glass vessel and I filled it with these Okay.
So, did you see that?
So the Chinese lanternfly, they're a real pest.
Haven't seen them in a while, but yeah.
They had their moment, but this is probably an old clip.
So he kills a bunch of those, and then with a caulking gun he seals them into a glass vessel of sorts.
It's possible the caulking gun also has some sort of symbolism, relevance, attachment.
Well, I think the message there was it was sort of an isolationist thing saying we don't need foreigners.
We don't need these invaders.
We want to seal them into a container.
We don't want them spreading.
Right.
Yeah, this seems a little racist, too, right here.
These are the borders that he's drawing, and as you can see, they're very contrived.
There's a lot of border going on there, and a lot of freedom.
Or that could just be a cut-up, burnt tennis ball.
Let's see.
I'm thinking a little too small.
See, this is why it's important.
This guy's obviously an art school graduate.
Maybe you're right that don't have a bounce anymore And I'm lodging them in twisted chain link fence and I'm burning them And then I'm ripping the tennis felt from the rubber and then laminate.
This is why it's it's important This guy's obviously an art school graduate.
You need to go to art school to be to get the right vision You know you're restricted naturally right now as an artist if you're interested in getting into art but But when you go to art school, it sort of opens up your mind and you can create anything.
And guys, one scarf is not enough.
If you consider yourself an artist or you want to express yourself, one scarf is a starter.
It's a starter.
One is for losers, two is for fags, three scarves is a bare minimum.
I have animal components consistently in each sculpture.
I think it's just become a habit of mine.
Like what?
What would be a typical animal part?
Bison bladder.
Oh, a bison bladder.
Of course.
And I fill the bladder with urinal cake.
I ground up the urinal cake into a fine powder and I mixed it with resin and then poured it in.
So it kind of ballooned out, it reanimated an overview of the work they are.
So he brought the bison bladder back to life in many ways.
Blow that up Jamie!
Self-portrait with scratched out.
That's his, he's moisturizing face mask, ceramic nail polish, epoxy, 24 karat gold.
Whoa!
Groundhog tooth, wood, oil, clay, pigment, eye shadow, Megan Murphy, Martinez's hair.
Megan Murphy, Martinez's hair.
I'm glad we added hair at the end.
I was worried there was going to be a piece of Megan Murphy in there.
That looks exactly like him.
That's amazing.
There's one of the scarves there.
Uncanny.
Now, I know plenty about the Hudson Highlands and also Newburgh, but I can't say, and I don't want to dis-art, because I'm not an art guy.
I'm kind of a dummy.
Specific to this geography.
Yeah, the Hudson Highlands specifically now I know plenty about the Hudson Highlands and also Newburgh, but that I can't say and I don't want to dis art because I'm not an art guy I'm kind of a dummy.
Oh, okay, so you'd have to be a dummy not to be blown away by those sculptures.
I I would think that you need a trained eye.
But none of that really makes me feel like at home.
Like, oh, this reminds me of Newberg.
But I'm an idiot.
I don't know.
Obviously, it has viability in the free market because he's living a nice life in a big, huge... So people must be buying this.
It's beautiful.
Look at that.
That's the lantern flies.
I want these to be emblematic of Newburgh.
You're going to have to have way more black people in that.
This is made from black guys and fingernail clippings.
Here's some exciting news.
My new boyfriend, Taylor Sheridan, I mean, I was told 1833 gets way too woke to watch.
I got one episode left.
It doesn't seem too woke.
I heard Yellowstone gets super woke.
I don't know.
I never really watched it.
I'm looking forward to 1923 though.
So you're going to watch them in order?
Maybe.
Right?
That seems kind of cool.
I might.
Everybody, I think, did it the other way where they're just getting prequel, prequel, prequel.
But I was talking last week about how I wish they'd do a book like Empire of the Summer Moon, which I'm sorry, I know I keep mentioning it to death.
I wish they would do that because it shows the whites being slaughtered and no one in America knows that.
And then Serendipity.
He is.
Yellowstone's Taylor Sheridan lands something.
Empire of the Summer Moon will write and direct.
It's great because Taylor Sheridan's a great writer.
Very evocative.
And so is the whoever wrote that book.
What's his name?
Dwayne?
Jay Dwayne?
Zoom in on the book.
Gwyn.
S.C.
Gwyn.
S.C.
Gwyn.
I assume it's a dude.
Who knows these days, though?
He created those little shiny things that go on clothes.
Oh, sequins?
I believe that was him, yeah.
So zoom in on that.
This was my dream.
I feel like God is just in a real gav zone these days.
Because I said, wouldn't it be cool if a genius like Taylor Sheridan, a bonafide cowboy like Taylor Sheridan, took on a fairer book that gave the real story?
And I was actually thinking that when I was watching 1833.
I was like, good, the Indians are not these innocent little victims.
They killed a lot of whites too.
I also think as the father of Indians, I don't like the narrative of they were just pussies and they got wiped out.
No, they were our most fierce adversary ever.
Vietnam was, there's different ways to qualify how long Vietnam was, but it was really 70 to 75.
You could argue it was 25 years.
That ain't 360 years, boys.
Hesobic points this out.
Now you listen here and you listen well.
Love is love.
Love no gender, color, age, or creed.
Hate has no home here.
Yeah, that's what I heard happen in Yellowstone.
I actually don't want to start it if... They did it to Sopranos, too, right?
Sopranos wasn't woke ever, and then they had to do a woke prequel that's all about black dudes.
Oh, yeah.
I like that movie, but it's riddled with horseshit.
It's garbage.
I like it.
And the worst part of it?
James Gandolfini's son.
Every fucking scene.
Did you just, did some chick just let you put it in her ass?
Here is totally irrelevant news that is not, shouldn't be on a news program, which I guess this is, right?
I can't believe this shit.
I've been reading about these, actually it's been exclusively women so far.
Young girls, black and white, white woman, who freeze to death and don't die.
And apparently in the biology world, stories of people surviving freezing temperatures are unusual enough to be newsworthy, but aren't exactly rare either.
In fact, medical specialists in cold climates have a saying, nobody is dead until warm and dead.
Wow.
So don't give up.
So this woman, Jean Hillard, She was trying to reach her friend's house.
It's 22 degrees below zero.
She walks for, I don't know, two miles, they said?
She's just getting close to the house.
She collapses and freezes.
She's there.
Go back up to the story.
Friends, I was two miles away.
She collapsed 15 feet from the destination.
Six hours she's lying there as a block of solid ice.
They can't inject her with needles because the needles break because she's frozen.
So they did what they did was smart.
They slowly brought her back.
So they didn't just, like, throw her in boiling water.
They put an electric blanket on her and slowly climatized her to the environment.
And as she started to get warmer, she started to, like, blink.
And she fucking came back to life.
That's crazy.
Jesus II, the second Messiah, right here.
Look at that.
A dead piece of ice.
And now she's a hundred percent healthy.
The weird thing is when she came back, you heard that interview she did, right?
No, is this going to be a pun?
She was just obsessed with ice.
That was, she just couldn't get it off her brain.
- Always, to your pleas of mercy, everything freezes.
Yeah.
You are not that-- - That was, she just couldn't get it off her brain.
- Yeah, well, don't need to put it in our brains.
What's 1-8?
Yeah, that's just more talking about it.
Gene Hillard.
Is that what David Blaine did or did he have a different trick?
The realization that extreme hypothermia isn't necessarily the end of life has become the basis of therapy in and of itself.
Under controlled conditions, lowering body temperature can cool down the metabolism and reduce the body's insatiable hunger for oxygen.
Then they have this chick.
She survived 30 minutes underwater.
What the fucking.
30 minutes underwater.
So the person wasn't underwater.
Sorry.
This is kind of a separate subject, but still you're not breathing.
And she's not a hundred percent yet, but this is only a couple of years ago.
I wonder where she's at right now.
Does it look up her name?
Maybe there's been an update.
Tessa... Yeah, that's gonna be an easy name to Google.
Put her in the news.
Put her name in quotes, please.
And let's see what's going on with her.
I bet she's fine.
Do you believe in guardian angels?
Do we think guardian angels did this?
What?
That browser... Did you cut and paste?
Yeah, that's the name.
Did you cut and paste?
Yeah.
I cut, I pasted.
And there's no, try it without quotes.
In news.
In news, I mean in the regular search there's plenty.
Okay, it might define news as some weird garbage.
22, it's all 22, 22.
Oh, 23.
Prayers needed for a girl who drowned in 22.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Wait for Tessa to share this.
Okay.
Prayers aren't bad, I mean.
That's still a covering.
Prayers needed.
30 minutes.
Okay, she went into respiratory distress as of 2023.
Here's what we do know, her team is excellent and they're trying everything to prevent this from happening again and from Tessa getting worse.
If she were gonna have her lung collapse again.
So she had some lung collapse and a continuous bypass machine that oxygenated her blood.
Amazing.
Well, we hope she's okay and we'll be checking in on her regularly.
There's another one that's very similar to that too.
That, uh, or just a kid that needs prayers kind of story, but I've been following up with this.
I don't know who this person is that just popped up, but they replaced this baby's heart.
And, uh, yikes.
Okay, Ryan, that's totally off topic.
They do baby heart transplants all the time.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
So what do they do when you don't have the heart in you?
There's just a machine that beats?
Your femoral artery goes into a machine, and that machine does the heart beating for you.
Oh my goodness.
Thanks for derailing the show again.
I saw, when I was researching this, I saw a black girl.
She was in there for 40 minutes or something, and she's okay.
Another one was in for 30 minutes and she died.
And then, I'm sorry, but they had really weird names like Zaniqua.
And I just went, ugh.
And I started looking into it more, and the mother wasn't licensed, and she drove into this freezing river, and I think she escaped and didn't get her kids.
And I was just like, I'm not including that.
We're talking about miracles here.
I don't want to get into some stupid bitch that almost killed her own kids with her own negligence.
Speaking of dead children, when the Scott Peterson thing was happening, my wife and I were completely consumed.
It actually brought us close together.
I don't remember what year it was, maybe 2002, but we would like, we wouldn't just run to the To get the New York Post in the day.
We'd buy the National Enquirer, the New York Times, like everything.
We had to know everything about Scott Peterson.
And as a Scott Peterson expert, there is no one Who is more guilty.
There has been no more obvious of a crime.
He's got caught having an affair.
He didn't want the baby.
He's a very low IQ dude too.
You got to think of him as just like a vapid like a moose from from Archie comics.
She her smile is just spellbinding.
I'm so mad at him for murdering her.
but they had stuff like he went fish she disappeared they found her in a bay in a tub he coincidentally didn't participate in Christmas he went fishing on December 25th as one does when they have an expectant wife and a huge family What do you do?
You leave and go fishing in the freezing cold Modesto, California rain.
And before he had gone fishing, she's missing, by the way, while he's fishing, he went and bought cement and some buckets for cement, which coincidentally were found to use to sink the giant Tupperware container storage container that her body was put in.
He was accused of murdering her and the kid.
Canada's a double homicide.
Thank God.
There was footage.
They told him he's not a suspect anymore.
By the way, he didn't even participate in the searches.
He was just like, Lacey, I loved you or something.
Not like Lacey, I want you back or who has him.
No interest in that.
Didn't go on any of the searches.
And they have bugs in his house now.
And so while they were looking at bays that she wasn't in, they have footage of him going... Not even close.
That's the ones I'm remembering off the top of my dome from 20 years ago.
And the fact that they want to exonerate him now, they want to free him, shows you how low IQ we've become.
Just like with E. Jean Carroll, they assume we forgot what a nutbar she is because that happened a whole five years ago.
They see a guy who's a handsome chap, I'm not going to lie.
When he dyed his goatee blonde, he looked as gorgeous as me.
When he went to Mexico or tried to get to Mexico.
But the fact that we're talking about this is a great metric of the retardation of America.
Let's see what these dummies have to say.
Innocence Project.
Has the Innocence Project saved anyone innocent?
The answer to the same question.
Did you murder your wife?
No, no.
And I have absolutely nothing to do with her disappearance.
And you use the word murder, and yeah, I mean, that is a possibility.
It's not one we're ready to accept, and it creeps in my mind late at night.
Wow.
The Los Angeles Innocence Project.
You got a lint roller?
Or that suit?
What are you doing?
Her unborn child, Lacey Peterson, went missing in December 2002.
Now, her body was found about five months later, and her husband was then arrested.
Peterson was found guilty in 2004, sentenced to die the following year.
But the California Supreme Court overturned that sentence in 2020.
He was then resentenced to life in prison, and he continues to say that he is innocent.
Criminal defense attorney, Jonna Spillmore, with me now.
And, Jonna, good morning to you.
Here's a statement from Peterson's lawyer.
This is Pat Harris.
It reads, thrilled to have the incredibly skilled attorneys at the L.A.
Innocence Project and their expertise becoming involved in the efforts to prove Scott's innocence.
Now, Jonna, I ask you, you're a defense attorney.
You know the evidence against him.
They found his dead wife's body.
Let her talk, dude.
Is this a Hail Mary?
Or how can you help justify trying to prove his innocence based on DNA, which is what the Innocence Project is all about.
Scott Peterson has had a couple of failed appeals already.
So is this a long shot?
You bet.
But it's still a shot.
And here's the thing.
It's kind of a big deal because the Innocence Project doesn't simply take any case.
They usually take cases where there's some sort of forensic or scientifically backed reason to try to overturn... They're the SPLC of law.
They're the ADL.
I think I know which dots they're going to try to connect here.
If you remember 20 years ago now.
Yes.
The main theory of defense that was really cut off at the knees.
Mark Geragos was not allowed to go down this path.
But the defense was to be some other dude did this.
A third party defense.
But not just anybody.
There was some evidence that a satanic cult was running around Modesto at the time.
The police didn't go down that road.
The judge wouldn't let Mark Geragos really go down that road.
Yeah, it sounds like she's defending him.
They found Lacey's body and her son's body.
She was decapitated and her son who had, when she was missing, was eight months pregnant in her belly, her son was found a mile away from her in the San Francisco Bay.
The theory then being, how did that happen?
Was there a satanic... Her bloated body pushed it out and it was disconnected by, I don't know, fish or decay and it floated away.
This is so like you.
Satanists did it.
Okay, got it, okay.
Very well done.
Let me go back to the late great Barbara Walters interview here with Scott Peterson's parents.
This also was from 2004.
His mother likes him.
Who knew?
I couldn't believe it.
We thought they were joking.
Just disbelief.
I mean, my God, here's a missing woman and... Well, if your parents think you're innocent, you're probably innocent.
You're focusing on my son, and you should be out looking for his wife.
That's a sign of idiocracy right there.
A disturbing notice.
And if you subscribe to our network, censored.tv, for ten bucks a month or less, depending on the various coupon deals going around, AIU.
Atheism is unstoppable.
I disagree with his views on God, but he does a great expose on the Innocence Project and all the guilty people that they have exonerated.
Like the Central Park Five.
The Central Park Five got away with basically raping a woman to death.
It's a miracle she lived.
And one of the guys has run for city council now.
He won and he's going to be in charge of the NYPD.
Because he's part of the exonerated five.
I forget what particular division.
Mental health, corruption, some fucking department.
But the fact that he has any involvement whatsoever with the NYPD is alarming.
And you can learn about that kind of stuff.
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I just burped up a Maddy's dish from last night.
I had the leftovers for lunch.
Ew.
Ew?
I mean, the burping or the fact that I had it for lunch?
Yeah, well, you know when you overeat and you have a belch and you get a little morsel of food?
You know about that.
It's fun talking to a little kid about barf.
Cause they're like, like the day after they barfed, they go, yeah, it's coming on my nose.
That's the worst part.
You got to keep your head up.
Like if you go like this, you get too much up your nose.
So I just put my head up.
Oh, it's so sad when your kid is barfing, he has food poisoning, you'll get there.
And he's like sitting with his head in the toilet and you got like a cold face cloth and you're sitting next to him and there's nothing you can do.
He's just got to barf it out.
You do learn at that point, especially with boys, how brave they are and how tough they are.
Because that feeling right before you barf is one of the worst feelings in the world.
Enough!
Don't put that with Jump Medic, dumbass.
It's not good branding.
But you know that I've talked about this before when you have food poisoning and you barf your guts out and you go, okay, that's it.
We're done.
And you go to bed and you feel good and you go, I barfed it all out.
It was only one barf.
Not bad for food poisoning.
And then half an hour in, you're like, I don't feel as good now as I did 30 minutes ago.
And that's a bad sign.
And then 45 minutes go by and you're like, now I feel much worse than 15 minutes ago.
I am seeing a cycle here.
And then the 10 minutes before the barf you're like maybe if I I can use like there's people who can like self-hypnotize and maybe if I use my incredible brain power I can brainwash myself into not puking and then five minutes before the barf you're like We're done here.
I'm on the train and we're going down the station.
You might as well get up and go to the bathroom to get ready for it.
And then that first one, the 10 seconds before the first one of that.
Oh, what is worse?
And then after the first one of that session, you go, is this?
Nope, I don't feel good.
And then you have like four more.
Then you have the dry heaves.
Then you have the water dripping down, right?
And then you have a few nothings.
And then you feel good and you go back to bed and you're like, I think that's it.
And the cycle goes all night.
And it's usually 10 barfs, but you keep brainwashing yourself into thinking it's just going to be one more.
It's like women with contractions.
How did that go, by the way, with your missus and your little guy?
It went fine.
She wanted to do no... Epidural?
Yeah, epidural.
But it didn't seem possible.
It just wasn't happening.
I don't know why.
And it wasn't induced labor.
It was not.
So, it's tough.
How long was she in labor for?
Long fucking time.
I think like 24 hours or... Oof.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Yeah, you gotta watch with the epidural because if you do it too late, they can't push.
They don't have any... Because they're dead down there.
Right.
And they don't have any connection.
Maybe too early?
Connection to the push.
Right.
They're numb.
Yep.
But other than that, good.
Okay.
I heard you made him laugh the other day.
I did.
He finds me funny.
I've noticed kids, babies really like this sort of like, When are you going to be going there?
Yeah.
Same as peek-a-boo.
And I think it's like, all babies know is don't abandon me, I don't want to die.
Don't poison me and don't leave me with any wolves.
Don't leave the cave.
I might freeze to death.
So this is like, I'm not here anymore.
I'm not guarding you.
Yes, I am.
And so this is just the same thing of like, well, I was wondering what you want to do.
But my baby's like a month old, and that's pretty young.
Yeah.
It wasn't a laugh, it was like a smile, like a big smile.
I think the Indians in New Mexico, I forget the tribe, is it Navajo?
That's a huge deal, the baby's first laugh.
And the one who made that baby laugh, they have a big ceremony together, where they celebrate it.
It might be like a permanent day too, like your laugh day.
But you were, everyone dresses up, and you were honoured as the person who made the kid laugh.
Navajo.
Is it Navajo?
The Navajo celebration of a baby's first laugh.
Oh, uh, hey.
When I was in Santa Fe earlier this week, I spent some time at the Museum of Indian Arts and Culture researching Native American weaving, basketry, and ceramics for the book.
Pretty much every culture on Earth makes patterns.
Oh, ho, not nay.
On walls, objects are their own bodies.
And one of the things I've been curious about is to what extent weavers and makers are aware of the structures that make patterns so universally appealing, and to what extent it's purely intuitiva.
Okatnahatnahay.
You know what Indians do when they joke around on the internet?
They'll say a joke, and you know what their punchline is?
Ayyyyyyyyy!
Like, you know in the old days with comics, the punchline would happen and then the guy would fly out of the frame, and you'd just see his feet, as he was like shot backwards?
Their version of that is, aieee, at the end of every joke.
They like their jokes.
Oh wait, here we go.
Teachers!
It's an Indian word.
We all know it.
It's universal.
You can use it in any reservation you go to.
Use it here.
Anytime you need to use it, just bust it out and you'll be in.
You'll be in the circle, in the group.
All right?
It's right here.
It's called... Is that a modern take on that?
Well, maybe I was reading I wrong.
I thought it was IE.
Yeah, it's spelled like that.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
IE.
That's what I would think too.
Don't put so many E's if you don't want it to be E. Yeah.
Put one.
Jamal Bowman is fucking hitting it out of the park.
Now it's reparations.
Way to go, Karens.
Way to go.
Yep.
Rich housewives of Larchmont, who don't think that 50% tax is enough, elected this guy.
Westchesters?
I mean, there's Mount Vernon, there's Yonkers, and that's all black.
So we got all those votes.
But he needed a lot of rich white people in my neighborhood to elect him.
And he's, I think, the stupidest politician we have.
I think he's stupider than Joe Biden.
Lawmaker tabled bill, claiming the U.S.
has a moral and legal obligation to make restitution to the descendants of slaves.
Bowman believes $14 trillion should cut it.
That's about $300,000 per black.
I don't know how much the coolies are getting, the Chinese who built the railroads.
I don't know how much the Irish are getting, the white slaves who were brought here.
I don't know how much the Indians are getting.
We're told they stole all their land.
So I guess they're going to need some dough.
And guess how long these groups would keep their $14 trillion for?
Forced the government to distribute 14 trillion.
I I think our deficit is like 32 trillion right now But it was 14 trillion pretty recently and I remember thinking that's the biggest number in the world Like that no, no, no such number.
No, no numbers bigger than 14 trillion Now here it's just a bill This is the guy who pulled the smoke alarm.
He was censored, censured, C-U-S-U-R-E, censured for that, which means nothing, and he paid a thousand dollar fine.
He's the fucking moron screaming in the house about gun violence and saying we need to make guns illegal, and citing the kids in the hood who died as examples of why guns need to be illegal, because we know those were all legal guns.
Um...
Abier Millet did a speech at Davos that you have to check out.
I'm not going to play the whole thing.
But here's the thing.
It's 23 minutes long.
It's beautiful.
It summarizes the importance of the free market and the dangers of socialism.
It's also fucking boring as shit.
He says that we have a virus here in the West and it's socialism.
Accurate.
But then he goes back, he takes Argentina, this is done with AI, he takes Argentina back to the 1500s and talks about GDP from then till now.
My guy.
Jump like a third in.
I feel like I'm at a cool lecture with a class I'm happy to take, but I still feel like I'm at school.
Yeah, no chainsaw?
If the good or service that a company offers is not desired, that company goes bankrupt unless it... So they even, like, changed his mouth to reflect the translation.
Looks like.
Oh, you're right!
That's so weird.
...which would be referred to as, for example, a monopoly in the market economy.
This is how we have reached the point where, with different names or forms, good parts of the politically accepted offers in most Western countries... Anyway, I'd recommend you look up that speech, and if you're doing something like, I don't know, cleaning up the garage, you got something boring to do for 20 minutes, put your phone in your top pocket, play that out, it's all important information, but... Like, he's their best guy, he's their Trump, and he's so much less fun than our Trump.
And not only is our Trump light years better than their best guy, and I love Javier, don't get me wrong, but Javier was up against some normal, sane adversaries.
Trump is all of the left.
The entire DNC is all retarded liars.
Like check out this bitch making up a story about how, well, first she starts with slavery and genocide of Native Americans, of course.
That's like, for the woke left, that's like their, good morning.
Or, hello ladies and gentlemen.
But instead of that it's, the natives were killed and you made us slaves.
Any hizzle.
She pretends that when she goes in to vote, and they use a pin as ID, some redneck security guy is like, what are you doing here negro?
You don't belong here.
You must have stolen that ID.
Dude, if it was 1955 and someone did that, they'd be like, oh my God, ma'am, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.
First of all, racism, institutional racism, is in the DNA of this country.
When you look at what has taken place, look at our Native Americans, the genocide of Native Americans, when you look at what has taken place as it relates to African Americans, the 250 years plus of enslaving African Americans, and then you look at the disparities now.
Disparities are proof of racism.
Unemployment, the wealth gap, housing.
You can't tell me that systemic racism does not exist.
It's not just a little kink.
Secondly... So wait a minute.
What about the Fields Medal in mathematics?
Blacks aren't... I don't think I've ever seen a black win the Fields Medal.
That must be a truth of... That must be a true example of racism, right?
Systemic racism.
If we don't see them win that medal.
Because it's about the outcome.
And she just said the disparity.
Racism, which is hard to address, but I'll give you one little story that shows you why we need to understand it.
I don't think she really understands racism.
I was walking from the house building on Capitol Hill.
I believe that Capitol and a man, a white guy stopped me.
and told me I could not get into the members' elevator.
And you know, we have pens, and I was going to vote.
And he blocked me from getting into the elevator and told me I was not a member of Congress, and it was for members only.
I said, "Sir, I'm a member of Congress." And I showed him my pen, and he said, "Whose pen did you steal?" Now, this is an example of what personal racism is. - See, this is what liars do.
Now that's it, like they just steamroll over their sentence because they don't like the sentence.
And notice she didn't say capital police officer or security guard.
Like, look, this guy needs to be reprimanded.
That's terrible what he did to you.
You must be so upset.
And this is, of course, Nikki Haley said, we have too much self-loathing, ethnomassacism, I like to call it.
And this woman doesn't like that because Representative Barbara Lee's entire existence is predicated on white guilt.
If there's no racism, she's out of a job.
They have a financial incentive to not solve this problem.
So that's it for the free part of the show.
I want to get into some fun stuff, especially my pet Biden and how that relates to Trump.
But you're not allowed to see that because you're not paying.
And you miss out on so much stuff.
In fact, last week, I almost had a heart attack, right?
And then we ended the free show, and the people who paid, they got to see that I was dead and I was Skyping in from heaven, and then we talked about God and heaven, and I used my Godoogle.
There's a special Google you get in heaven.
But the freeloaders didn't get that reveal.
And you won't be getting to see the Godwheel.
The Godwheel!
Someone told me to stop doing the Godwheel because it's blasphemous.
I thought about that.
Is it blasphemous?
I'm not sure it is.
It's comedy.
I don't think that I'm God.
I think the heaven bit was literally blasphemous, but I didn't really participate too much.
Yeah, you did.
I just asked you questions and laughed when you said that there were gays in heaven.
All right, so let's go behind the paywall, folks.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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