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Dec. 1, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S5E29 - ETHNITICITY (Free Part)

  This entire episode revolves around fifteen of the most incompetent black female politicians currently serving the public. Giving merit the middle finger didn't work for South African and it ain't workin here. We also discuss Jeremy Boreing's worst take yet, Ryan playing air guitar, Mayor Brandon Johnson blaming Chicago's crime on white supremacy, and finally, we take a bunch of your calls.

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Yo, chicken crew, what you want this one, get your production, no digging on the motion, from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Four boys to the book, big boy like four-wheel drive, four mic to the right, right, like to the drive right, to the night, nigga, like it's coming, I'm bound for it.
I'm free from the box, bees in the box, geez in the copper, keep in the dark, few boys drop, few boys shall lose it.
Four by four, the boys all for it.
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
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Which reminds me, Ryan, we have to go through everything that we've banked, make sure they all have write-ups, and then load them in the canon.
They're all loaded.
They all have write-ups.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
How many things do we have?
Oh, sheesh.
We have two cops shows, right?
That's the Thursdays.
Two cops, a male, three interviews.
I think we burned one of them already.
Anyway, that's boring.
And I'll be shooting shows with my desktop and from my kitchen, like Scott Adams.
So don't worry, folks.
Ryan is going away for two weeks for paternity leave.
I know that sounds gay, but he is gay.
And we will still be giving you content that entire time.
And speaking of Ryan, Ryan, as you know, does Instagram Lives, is that what you'd call it when you play guitar?
Yes.
But I'm not in YouTube.
You didn't have a guitar.
I don't remember doing a note.
Look at one.
Where's your guitar?
Have I shown up yet?
You're playing...
You do...
TikTok?
You do TikToks with no guitar?
Now, does a guy that looks like me enter the screen at any point, or is this what we're going with now?
Wait, that's not you?
What resemblance does that have?
You're playing air guitar.
No one wants to see a man play air guitar, dude.
What are you, retarded?
Well, you're the only one out of the both of us who have done an air guitar competition.
And then someone said your eyes are too far apart.
They're quarantining or something.
You were really angry about that?
Well, judging by that last video, I don't think that's true.
Who said that your eyes were quarantining?
You motherfuckers coming into my life saying my eyes are fucking quarantining?
Are you fucking serious?
My teeth are social distancing?
You guys aren't funny.
Leave me alone.
You seem furious.
He does seem furious.
Why are you so mad?
You said he.
I got you.
Are you fucking serious?
Did I say he?
You said he.
Unless.
By the way, check out my new suit from...
It's very thick.
What do you call that thick, soft stuff?
Not wool?
No, yeah.
I knew you'd help.
I mean, felt fleece, felt, fucking.
Felt thing?
Flannel?
No.
I think it's a felt suit.
And when we were designing it together, that's the fun thing about Nita Fashions.
You get to go in there and say, what about these buttons?
What about this lining?
My name in pink.
I said, what about white buttons?
White here.
And you know what they said?
No.
Whoa.
You're not putting white buttons on that suit.
Really?
And I pussied out and went, oh, okay.
And then I thought, I might just go to a tailor here and have them replace.
Is that too Mickey Mouse?
If I had one, two, three big white buttons here.
It's pretty bold.
But I'm a bold nigga.
Yeah, I don't see any white buttons on it.
I see gold.
Oh, this motherfucker's got a button that's white.
That looks dumb.
It looks like it's not finished.
Looks like a deconstructed jacket.
You need a white pocket square if you do that.
Yeah, but then it just looks like...
I would have these buttons and the three front buttons.
I don't know.
I'm going to try it.
It can always go back.
I now have these.
The beauty is, I now have these.
So I'll have him save them, obviously, and I'm going to try it.
Living on the edge.
You know, I have a fucking mixtape coming out with my boys.
Okay, what's that now?
So we've been doing the music group.
The lights don't match up.
There we go.
Oh, that's way better.
Yeah, the music group that has been going on for three years.
Remember, there was an episode of GOML.
I said, if anybody wants to talk music, because everybody's talking politics, and it's like, I think we're forgetting music here.
So you talk about all the bands you like, like Joe Satriani and Ingie Malmstein.
Sometimes, but we're all musicians.
You have to be a musician to be in the club.
We're not open for entries.
Do you play music?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sometimes we'll just show each other some stuff.
We don't jam because it's hard to do with the delay.
But this is the first time we've ever released music, so it's going to be very fun.
I got two songs, and all the other niggas have two songs.
Let's refrain from using the N-word.
We've used it.
You're allowed one per show.
Did I use it or you did?
It doesn't matter.
Really?
So one collectively?
One collectively.
Maybe less.
Maybe one a week.
That sucks.
That's how we negotiate with people of color.
Can we have one N-word, no hard R, a week?
You know what I do when I golf?
I write the N-word with a hard R on my ball.
And it makes you more worried about losing your ball.
Right.
I'll get that for you.
No, no, no, no, no, You stay on the fairway.
You're less likely to cut because the idea of it bouncing onto the other hole and someone going, oh, is this yours?
You're like, ah, no, I don't know.
Mine's over there.
Well, there's no real risk.
On a golf course, I think you're safe.
This is today's paper.
Tay and Bae.
Taylor Swift went to Beyoncé's thing, her premiere or something.
How is this not cultural appropriation?
She has straight, long, blonde hair with not even dark roots.
Like, that's a black woman.
Come on.
I don't like the rules, but if you're making the rules, you got to follow your own stupid rules.
No, not in this country.
We have black privilege here.
I saw this really weird thing.
Jeremy Boring, who I'm told, he's the head of Daily Wire.
I'm told that you have to call him God King if you work there.
I wonder if that's true.
I'm not doing that.
But he was talking on Timcast about this phenomenon that we're all very familiar with.
And it's just a thing.
Everyone knows this is true.
Take it away.
What the story is about is the very common phenomenon that every parent feels that over time your children replace you.
And so the mother gained notoriety or attention or security through her beauty.
And now her daughter possesses more beauty than she.
And, you know, if you have a son, you know, I don't.
Yeah, women get older.
They don't like that they're not pretty anymore.
A woman's beauty goes away eventually.
She still has other traits and you still love her, obviously.
They don't become unlovable.
The last thing a woman does is look at her beautiful daughter and go, you fucking bitch.
You got all my beauty.
Jeremy, they're totally separate things.
A woman disappointed that she's not as pretty as she was when she was young, separately looking over at her daughter and seeing how beautiful she is.
My wife doesn't resent my daughter's beauty.
That's insane.
That's not a common phenomenon, bro.
I don't like my daughter's beauty because I think she overdid it and I'm worried about her.
I want her to get fat.
I give her twinkies all the time.
I'm like, hey, it's uncomfortable how pretty she is.
The last thing, wouldn't that, okay, by proxy, wouldn't I look at my daughter and be like, why did you take our wife's beauty?
What the fuck, man?
I resent you.
So that's crazy.
That's not a phenomenon, but it gets worse.
Oh, but if you're the father of a son, it's a very common thing that people don't talk much about.
When your son brings home the beautiful girl for prom when he's 17, you know, the father feels some pride, sure.
Okay.
But he also feels some despair.
Stop.
This dude stakes.
What are you talking about?
Despair.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
He's been the one that women look to.
No, no women have ever admired me.
I had to bust my ass to get pussy since kindergarten.
I had to bust my pussy to get ass.
I had to bust my ass to get ass.
But like the one that women look to, like there's what percentage of men have women like looking up starry-eyed?
Like the super-duper handsome ones, the incredibly powerful ones, the successful athletes, whatever?
So like 5% of the male population have women looking up to them.
The rest of us are out there hustling, talking our asses off, trying to make them laugh.
Hey, hey, you want to go on a date?
Woo-woo.
So what's this being admired?
Women are admired.
Their beauty.
Women are beautiful.
Everyone admires beauty.
That's more like 95% of women at one point have had people like looking at them going, haha.
But the one that women look to, okay, so that's already nuts.
But this concept that like my 17-year-old son brings home a hot chick and I'm like, fuck.
I used to be the guy getting hot chicks.
First of all, by the time your son brings a girl home from prom, you've been married for like 20 years.
So you forgot what it was like to fuck chicks besides your wife.
And the idea that I see, and plus, on top of that, I'm not lusting a 17-year-old girl.
Fuck, she's pretty.
I wish I was fucking her.
What are you talking about?
The only thing, let me tell you, when you have a son who's 17, your number one fear is that he doesn't respect you.
And it's not because it's about your ego.
Your fear is, if he doesn't respect me, then I can't enforce the rules.
And now he's in danger because he's like taking the car out till two in the morning.
And now he's, you know, getting in fights, doing drugs.
And I've lost.
It's his safety you're worried about.
That's it.
As far as like any kind of jealousy or resentment, where the fuck did you get the idea that any parent is jealous or resentful of their child's success or beauty?
That's not a common thing, bro.
What the fuck?
You want your kids to be as attractive as possible and as successful as possible.
And if your teenage son brings home a hot chick, you're like, right on, bro.
Good work.
Not, I wish she was looking at me.
He's been the one that women look to.
And now the son is.
And this is a common tragedy in life.
No, it's not a beautiful tragedy.
It's a beautiful tragedy.
You're a beautiful tragedy.
And our children replace us.
And in our generation where we live now, we won't even have kids for fear of missing out on any piece of life.
And what the story is about, it's the very common phenomenon.
Well, that's, wait, that is true that people aren't having kids because they've been brainwashed into thinking they're going to miss out on stuff if they have kids.
Sure, I've heard that.
But what a dumb take.
Or just a weird take.
It's so weird how many people out in society are telling us how to live our lives.
And they, I bet he doesn't have any kids.
He certainly talks like someone who doesn't have kids.
Like comedians.
They're all miserable.
They drive around in their Honda Civic going on a tour.
They don't have kids.
They fuck random chuckle fuckers is the term for stand-up comedy groupies.
The women are all spinsters, sad, lonely.
They all have, they're either alcoholics or they're an AA.
They all have severe depression issues.
That's why they're comedians, because they come with a way to be funny to make themselves happy and have a new take on life because their direct take on life is pretty shitty.
So they go, this is funny.
It's a pen.
And then normal people like us go see them and we're like, I already didn't have a problem, but you just made a pen funny.
So now I'm, it's like someone who's not depressed taking antidepressants.
Now I'm way up.
I was already fine.
Now I'm fucking rocking.
They're just trying to get to zero.
But when you hear their take, you go to plus 10.
And they're telling me how to live my life?
No.
No.
We're not doing that.
I've got a really fun green screen coming up called 15 Useless Black Female Politicians.
You whittled it down to 15, huh?
The top 15.
Part three.
Inspired by my favorite Jasmine Crockett.
We're now introducing our first infinite segment.
Every week we'll have another 15.
But we'll get to that in a second.
Did you put out a push notification for calls?
I put out a notification to notify the guy who could push the notifications out and notify the people who've pushed.
But I could tweet.
He says you don't have Colin Studio turned on?
What does that mean?
Oh, usually we don't turn it on this early.
We can.
What is that?
That's where the calls come in.
I mean, but how far are we from taking calls?
Well, it doesn't matter.
We'll let them pile up.
I mean, people wait an hour.
We're definitely going to be taking calls soon.
Gotcha.
Is it too soon to read the?
Yeah, because I'm going to, after I do this next reading, we're going to get on the roller coaster ride and we won't be able to get off until we're done with the politicians.
So it's about to get hectic up in here.
I'm about to lose my mind up in here, up in here.
My 10-year-old son, remember that dumb prank Snoop Dogg pulled?
We said, I quit smoke, and then he lets it sit for three days, and then he's advertising a fucking fire that doesn't smoke?
No.
My 10-year-old son was like, did you hear Snoop Dogg is quitting weed?
No.
I'm like, fuck.
I hate that you know that.
I hate that you know that.
I hate Snoop Dogg.
Yeah.
He is the perfect, he personifies black privilege.
The guy is a murderer, and he's not canceled.
He's talentless.
He does his stupid rap shit.
And he is the go-to mainstream guy for every single brand in the world, from real estate to vacation.
His fucking voice he sold to AI for $5 million.
Boy.
Well, he was one of the original GPS voices, too, right?
Take a left.
Really?
Yeah, I think it was him, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Morgan Freeman.
You're going to take a left now.
That was a terrible thing.
Real quick, do you want to see a good prank?
That's not it.
That was funny.
He made me vanish.
That's a prank.
Tommy Lee found dead at 60 on Christmas.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
What?
Chris Jenner dies at 79.
You're a fucking liar!
We've already covered this, Ryan.
I've not seen all of these.
There's some new ones.
No way!
Yes, brah, heart attack.
Sir Paul, are you serious?
Yes.
Oh, there's only one beetle left.
Oh, my God.
Robert Downey Jr. dead.
Nick Jackson.
It's disturbing.
It is.
Why do these people give a fuck?
Like, if Tucker Carlson dies, that's terrible because he's making major moves right now and it would deny us a major cultural impact that's affecting the future of this country.
Prince, my wife cried when Prince died.
I'm like, he hasn't had a good album in like 20 years.
Who fucking cares?
Robert Downey Jr., okay, bye.
I'm going to tell my family Snoop Dogg died.
Shane McGowan died yesterday?
I was like, okay.
He's been dead for 20 years.
The only thing he's said in the past 20 years is, drinking a bottle of vodka a day, it took him long enough.
All that happened to Shane McGowan was his body caught up to his dead brain.
He's been weekend at Bernie's for 20 fucking years, at least.
Obama died!
Who died?
Obama!
He carried dead at 73.
No, tell me that's not true.
Drew Carey?
Why do you fucking care?
Tommy Lee phone die.
So not, is that, it's Tommy Lee the drummer of Motley Crew?
Yeah, I guess.
I think she'd be the same reaction for both.
Yeah, but Motley Crew, they've been a drunken mess on stage for at least 20 years also.
For some reason, that reminds me of that The Mom documentary, The Mother God, Love is One Thing.
We started watching that.
It's amazing.
It's so good.
The picture frame of all the saints, it's just like all famous people.
It's like Robin Williams and then like Donald Trump.
Yeah, he's on, that was like bass.
Well, I thought it's so, we're talking about the show on HBO Max called Mother God, and they have all these saints that follow them, and some of them are alive.
Like Donald Trump is a saint.
And the top three are, I think it's Saint Gabriel, her, because she's God, and then Robin Williams.
And they sit around and they watch Robin Williams movies.
I thought, it's pretty convenient that one of your saints happens to have like 30 movies.
Yeah.
So you get to hang out and watch your saint.
Like all of them are famous people.
They just so happen to be.
Then they said something positive about Hitler.
They're taking them to the afterlife, right?
What's it called?
The astral plane.
But Trump, we need him here.
So does he take her body, fly up into the astral plane, and then he's like, all right, you settled?
I got to go back and run the country.
I don't know.
I have a feeling all of that is bullshit.
I'm not buying it.
St. Robin Williams.
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And I got to say one thing.
I was Mad Max World Warrior, the second one for Halloween, and I thought he always has stuff on him.
So I went through this pack to like pack my outfit.
There is way more shit in this than you think there is.
It goes on and on and on.
Every pocket has like 15 things.
And you don't know you need it until you do.
So have it handy.
I got a bandage and stuff.
You should probably show the Nita Fashions website too.
People see these custom suits.
When I get home from work, I don't take my suit off.
My wife will take off her jeans and put on like pajamas.
And I'm like, jeans?
That's a cotton twill.
That's not comfy enough for you?
You realize jeans are casual, right?
That's like dressing down.
It's like, ah, they don't have any stretch in them.
Meanwhile, I'm sitting there in a fucking suit in the house.com.
Sign up with them.
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I think we're going to do a thing with them where for a bunch of money, I will come and we'll have like whiskey and choose ensembles.
A little private hang.
I've made them a lot of money.
I saw this clip and I thought, and I'm going to get heavily sexist right now, but what a great example of not just women in politics in general, but women in the workforce.
It's fashion to them.
They're agreeable.
And for the most part, they just sort of go along with what everyone else is doing.
And right now, everyone else is like, seize fire, free Palestine.
So, okay, that's my thing.
Now, obviously, there's exceptions.
My friends, Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter are fantastic.
Naomi Schaefer Reilly.
There's a million chicks who are great at politics.
But generally, generally, it's just not their thing.
Politics is a numbers game.
Is immigration bad?
Illegal immigration, well, if it's a million a year, it's not great.
But $7 million is bad.
So I don't give a fuck about 10,000 illegal aliens coming over the border a year.
1,000 a month is pretty good at this point.
But we're into the millions upon millions.
And they're not just taking our jobs.
They're destroying the economic libido of teenagers who don't do stupid jobs anymore.
But listen to this, bitch.
You don't look Palestinian.
From the nation to the sea, Palestine will be free.
From the nation to the sea.
No, from the mountains to the sea.
From the mountains to the sea.
That's what we want.
From the mountains to the sea?
Which mountains?
You don't know, eh?
You fucking idiot.
What did she say after that's what we're doing?
Turn it up.
From the nation to the sea.
No, from the mountains to the sea.
From the mountains to the sea.
That's what we want.
Which mountains?
Devastation.
From an area to an area.
We want everything to be wiped out.
Last thing before we get to the green screen.
So they had that Lori Lightfoot.
She's head of the high school yearbook.
And once you know that about her, you can sort of see into her soul.
That's who she is.
She's one of those nerdy little trumps who handles the high school yearbook.
She became the mayor of Chicago, and she treated it similarly.
She'd dress up in funny outfits, do dances, totally ignore crime, let Chicago go to shit.
So the pendulum swings back, right?
You get like a Juliani type who's going to clean up the city.
It's south side of Chicago, probably has a murder a day.
We're going to fix that.
No, dude.
The pendulum swung this way for Lori Lightfoot, and the solution was to swing it out farther.
They got this absolute clown who looks like a Hershey's Kiss.
and he regularly quotes Tupac.
So instead of taking responsibility for the fact that Chicago is Iraq, he says it's white supremacy.
And by the way, all of these from the river to the sea people you're seeing on the streets, no one is learning that it's Marxism and open borders that is creating all this hate for Jews.
They still think it's mega-Republicans.
So we're still the bad guys, even after they see that opening the borders and promoting Marxism has made everyone hate you because they see you as white.
You still go white supremacy.
It's just the go-to blame game now.
What we've seen is a very raggedy form of right-wing extremism.
Everyone knows that the right-wing extremism in this country...
You want to turn that mic on just so people could hear you?
What we've seen is a very raggedy form instituted by right-wing extremism.
Get the crumb of his head.
That's a crucial question.
Everyone knows that the right-wing extremism in this country has targeted democratically ran cities.
And quite frankly, we've been very intentional about going after democratically ran cities that are led by people of color.
And their whole motivation is to be able to do that.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
This is perfect.
This is sort of like I always said, if you enforced parking really strictly and 100% of the people parking in the wrong spot or whatever got a ticket, it would disproportionately affect black people.
Probably.
I'm just guessing.
Then the whoever, civil rights people would say this is a racist law.
So just because every city run by blacks sucks and we criticize those cities doesn't mean we're racist, you boob.
It means you guys are fucking up and you are fucking up Chicago.
Because that's what that particular party has been about.
This is the same political party that did not want to accept the GOP has been about racism.
You're the party of the KKK, my friend.
You're the bad guy in this.
Don't get into history with parties or you're going to lose.
That President Obama was actually an American.
Yeah, I don't think he is.
I don't think he was born here.
Right-wing extremism that stormed the Capitol.
It's the same right-wing extremism that refuses to accept the results of the Civil War.
It's a very important thing.
That one knocked me out.
I was like, the 2020 election.
Yeah, okay, I know.
And then he goes, the Civil War?
Oh, I get it.
It's the South will rise again.
And by the way, the guy who had a Confederate flag, we recently discovered that he was a plant on January 6th.
He was a lefty.
It's disrespectful.
It's mean-spirited.
It's an unclean spirit.
Quite frankly, so what?
And so I got you.
I got you.
I just want to make sure that people understand what we're facing.
That's why it's so important that the faith community is leaning in in this moment.
Well, it has to be better coordination.
All right.
That's absolutely useless and a great segue into today's feature, which is 15 completely useless black female politicians.
Ready?
Yep.
Bye.
We're in the blue palette!
you Now, I'm sure the mayor of Chicago would say this is a racist thing to do, and it would be if I cherry-picked a few blunders from this particular gender and race.
But I am proposing a possibility here that there is a distinct pattern.
And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
If you can come, you can say, oh, I got just as many white male clowns fucking up the country.
Okay, great.
Political correctness is the inability to notice patterns.
We can posit a pattern and see what you think.
And at the end of this, you tell me.
You tell me if these seem cherry-picked or if there's something going on here.
So the woman who inspired this is Jasmine Crockett.
Actually, let's go to the end of number one, Ryan, and do the clip that inspired this segment.
We've already covered it on the show, but it's more relevant now than ever before because it inspired a list of 15.
Mr. Chairman, I don't really know where to begin.
So we're going to start.
By the way, I love Twitter.
We reported on this.
I couldn't find it.
And after researching for a while, I put out on Twitter to my 40,000 followers.
I went, who's that annoying black chick with long hair who talks like a kindergarten teacher and is really patronizing?
And someone was like, Jasmine Crockett?
Yep.
And then I go, is there a clip where she's interrogating five people about the NRA?
I can't find it.
Bloop.
It's like I have this research team.
It's fucking awesome.
So this was just found for me in a matter of seconds.
A few questions.
I got a little Quiz for y'all.
A little quiz for y'all.
So we've been talking about the right to vote.
I just need a yes or no from each of the witnesses, and we'll start with Ms. Wiser.
Is voting a constitutionally protected federal right?
Are we going to see her?
Yes, it's constitutionally protected through multiple provisions.
Okay.
Ms. Evans, yes.
How tedious is this?
This is not what we are paying taxes for, for you to play silly kindergarten games with rhetorical questions.
Mr. Spies, yes or no?
Look at her fucking cumbrel.
Mr. Kucellini, yes or no?
It is constitutionally protected.
Okay, thank you.
Go ahead.
Oops.
See the faces of these guys back here?
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, yeah, perfect.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Who the fuck?
It is constitutionally protected.
Okay, thanks.
We've heard a lot of talk today about things such as buying alcohol.
Ms. Weiser, is alcohol a federally protected constitutional right?
It is not.
Ms. Evans?
It is not.
Mr. Spies.
Don't worry, we got all day.
Mr. Cuccolini.
Cuccinelli.
Cuccinelli.
You need an ID to buy it, but no.
Okay.
You know what this sounds like?
What's that guy who does bad lip reading?
It sounds like it's bad lip reading.
That's how fucking retarded this is.
And she hasn't even practiced or got the correct pronunciation of anyone's name or alcohol.
And finally, we like to talk about guns, or at least some people in this building love to talk about guns.
Guns.
Is there an amendment dealing with guns in our federal constitution?
Yes.
Ms. Evans?
Yes.
Mr. Spies?
Speez, yes.
Speeze.
Oh my Anyway I'm gonna Wait a minute, Ryan.
I'm just going to cut the show here.
We've already done our sponsors.
We're wasting gold on these freeloaders.
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Do we still have the promo code one month?
We sure do, Gavin.
If you want to scam me, put in the promo code one month and then just quit after the month.
And you'll get a free month of shows.
I'm wagering that you'll get addicted to what the dick did and you'll love watching this.
It's the only moment of sanity in a world gone mad.
And I was criticized for saying it's the only place where there's right-wing comedy and they talk about, you know, Crowder and other things.
I think it's the only place where we, there's many times when we just totally abandon politics and talk about music or a movie or 10 Ways to Save Your Marriage or The Hottest 10 Chicks in the World and The Worst Movie Ever Made and Dharman and that kind of stuff.
I don't think anyone else does that where they just completely wander off.
I guess maybe Alex Stein.
And the amount of things that we ignore too, like during COVID, we're like, we're not going to talk about it.
Like everybody else was reacting to everything going on and it was the only place that I found I could get entertained while being on the show.
Yeah, like the kid with the half black, half red face who was at the game, that's been covered to death.
We don't need to dwell on that.
Israel, we made our case with the Israel-Palestine thing.
I don't need to dwell on that anymore.
But anyway, yeah, so we're now ending the free portion of the show.
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