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Oct. 27, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S5E14 - HOW DARE YOU USE SCIENCE! (Free Part)

Social media is tearing us apart and that's a good thing. We're getting better and they're getting worse. Jews are finally realizing they got the wrong bad guy. Archie Bunker doesn't get Archie Bunker. How to do Halloween.

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	How'd you get rid of the discipline?
	Followers come, followers go, little we keep, little we grow.
	Memories come, memories go, little we get, little we know.
	But in the darkest hour of all, even though pride comes before the fall, we don't need a real companion to call, cause we have a dream to cling to.
	And when we're down depressed and pissed, we just need to check out fake friends' lives.
	We should be thankful for the greatest gift of all.
	That was another religion, another war.
	This song is brought to you by the Anarchist Pogo Party.
	No, that was, oh shit, this is going to be hard.
	It is hard already.
	We know Halloween isn't until Tuesday, but if you're going to a Halloween party as an adult, it's probably on the weekend.
	I'm having one.
	On the weekend.
	I don't recommend one of these.
	You're going to take it off and then you're just a guy in a leather jacket.
	So I would recommend whatever you put on your face, use makeup.
	Masks suck.
	I'm already kind of having a panic attack in here.
	Yeah.
	And there's nothing worse than someone at a Halloween party without their shit on.
	It's like girls at weddings when they take off their high heel shoes and they're on the dance floor and they're bare feet.
	It's like you just wrecked the whole thing.
	You wrecked the premise.
	Ryan, are you coming to my party this weekend?
	Yeah.
	What are you going to be?
	I'm going to stop by.
	I'm not going to be drinking, so I'll probably just hang for maybe an hour or so.
	And then I don't know what I'm going to be.
	Why are you just going to hang for an hour?
	Because then I'll be tempted to drink.
	And you're not drinking now?
	No, I don't like it.
	Oh, you've got a big fight tonight.
	I do.
	Yeah.
	So if you, uh, 6.30 PM, if you go to, uh, I'm going to see if we could stream snipe it.
	But if you go to StevieLouComedy.com, it brings you to the link, uh, where it'll be.
	But I'm going to ask our tech guy if we could just stream snipe it live uncensored.
	Okay.
	How are you feeling about it?
	Are you optimistic?
	I feel very good about it.
	I really can't wait.
	I've been thinking about him specifically in front of me.
	Just visualizing him in front of me.
	And as soon as the guard drops, or as soon as the guard goes up, I'm just going to wail.
	I mean, I'm going to try to spread out the really damaging blows, but there's going to be some damage.
	You think you got the gas?
	You got the cardio?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's all that really matters.
	That's true.
	Just surviving.
	Oh yeah, and then the fortress guard, we'll do, you know, at fight, so there's a different, besides the one in the morning that we go to to train or whatever, there's fight team.
	And in that you do like drills like this where you're fortressed up and they just hit you.
	And then you just take turns hitting the guy and then you block up.
	So just getting really used to like just being in the fortress and blocking everything that comes your way.
	That doesn't sound very legit.
	Well.
	Ryan asked me before we started the show he goes are you having a Early party for the the moms and the kids and then the later party and I go that's not a thing It is it is not there's a like about five to like Seven is like the where you could bring your kids and all the kids play.
	This is a church family group thing.
	This is That's not a party No, no, but that's the, yeah, that's the get-together or party for the kids and the moms and then they leave and then the dads all hang out late night.
	Where?
	At your church?
	No, like, well, people's houses that are from the church.
	Have you done this before?
	Yeah, that's a common thing.
	You went to a house where your wife and your kid hung out and then she left and you stayed?
	Not specifically with the church friends, but this is a thing that happens.
	It's an adult party at night and then like a family party during the day.
	So it's a thing that happens.
	You've never done it.
	I've done it.
	When?
	In my life, like plenty of times and even with family events too.
	Since you've had a kid?
	Yes, I think at your house you did that for Thanksgiving or something.
	Like there was some event that you had us over and then Caroline was over there and then, that's my wife's name, and then she left and then we hung out.
	That's just your wife leaving, dude.
	That's not a type of party.
	That's not a scheduled thing.
	I've been having parties literally since before you were born.
	My parents used to go out every Friday night and I would stay at home with my baby brother when I was 14.
	So this is 1984.
	And I've been having parties regularly since 1984.
	It's now... We're almost like 40 years in.
	40 years of parties.
	I've never heard of... It's a two-stage party.
	...the mom and the kid thing, and then the adult.
	And you say, oh, I've done that all the time, but you can't name a time when you've done this.
	Well, you've seen, it's a thing that you've seen before, not you I guess, but like before you even have kids, you know that that's a form of a party.
	It's like, alright, come along for 5 o'clock and then after 7, that's when all the teenagers come over and that's when all the hijinks happen.
	No.
	It's, it's, yes.
	Okay, so this phenomenon that I've never heard of before.
	It's basically an old, it's like a 5 to like 11 sort of span where it's one party, but you can bring your kids and there's fun events for kids, and then afterwards it's like now we're having a time.
	Okay, this is a phenomenon you just invented.
	You say it's a very common thing, but you've never actually done it yourself.
	The only example you can give is when your wife left my house once.
	No, but you said since I had a kid, but since I've been a kid and since I've been a teenager and adult, I've witnessed this on many occasions.
	Where?
	In my life.
	Like, my family get-togethers, friends' families get-togethers.
	And it's like, and that's why you would come over, like, after 7, because you're like, my family's gonna hang out till about 6 or 7, then after that we could have our friends over.
	No, that's not a thing.
	It's a thing!
	It's not a... Folks at home, please send in, if you've ever heard of this phenomenon, there's kids' parties.
	We're familiar with those.
	There's parties where kids are at.
	But the idea of a shift of 5 to 7 and then an 8 to 12 shift?
	No.
	Not a thing.
	Not a thing.
	I'm looking it up.
	What are you gonna look up?
	Party shifts?
	Anyway, I'm kind of getting used to this.
	I once wore high heel shoes because this chick, Tracy Egan, she calls herself Tracy Egan Morrissey now, even though she's divorced.
	I was bitching about women taking their high heels off.
	And she said, I bet you couldn't wear them for a mile.
	And I did.
	I wore them for like half a day.
	And it fucking sucks for the first mile.
	And then you just get used to it.
	I'm getting used to this.
	It's not pleasant, but...
	Now that I mention it, now it's starting to panic attack again.
	I shouldn't have brought it up.
	So that was some German dude.
	Actually, hold on.
	Hold on a second here.
	Cut to the wire.
	You'd be surprised how often you use one of these when you get old.
	OK.
	Okay, so that opening track was Daryl Goy.
	He's Stephen Musial.
	He's a German dude, my age.
	Known professionally as Daryl Goy.
	Best known as the former lead vocalist, drummer, and founding member of New Deutsch.
	Heart band.
	Umph.
	Umphy?
	From... Oh, it's a...
	The type of music is New Deutsch Heart, and the band was Oomphie, and that's from 89 to 2021.
	I never heard of them, but I just thought it was an interesting video because it's all about clickbait, and it just shows infinite viral videos.
	And I was like, what a severe addiction we all have.
	Like if I'm hungover and I don't have to be somewhere, maybe on a Saturday morning and the kids are sleeping and my wife's gone, I can sit and look at fucking Instagram for three hours.
	It's not healthy.
	I'm at the point now where I've seen the internet.
	Like that, everyone was sending around that guy cooking a dead cat.
	In Italy the other day?
	Seen it.
	That's from forever ago.
	Some cop sent me a video of some Chinese guy fucking a chicken.
	I'm like, yeah, I remember that.
	That was from a couple years ago.
	Been there, done that.
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	I'm actually, my costume is gonna be Road Warrior for Halloween.
	And, uh, look at this.
	If you recall in Road Warrior, he's always banged up real bad.
	So I'm going to use some of these bandages for my... He's got his head bandaged and his leg bandaged.
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	Shall we start the show?
	Yes.
	How you doing in that mask of yours?
	Not bad.
	I just, I'm not getting enough oxygen.
	Mine is kind of an open mask, like it starts here and then goes forward, so it's just like a front mask.
	Oh.
	Yours is a fully encompassing... This gets worse as you go back.
	It gets furrier.
	That's crazy.
	Furrier series.
	Oh that's, oh I see.
	That's made to look like your hair continues.
	Yes.
	Throughout your body.
	Okay, apparently my wife's never heard of that before.
	You don't say.
	I've been to them before.
	It's like, you come over after seven unless you want to hang out with my family.
	It's like, well I don't, so I'll be there at seven.
	I literally have.
	That's when all the fun happens.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
	But now that I'm a family man, I would go to them.
	Because if there's one thing people like doing when they're having a party is doubling the work of hosting by having two different parties on the same day.
	It's not two, it's one party.
	It just evolves.
	It's two.
	Here's a funny story that's Halloween based.
	Some piece of white trash was dead on his lawn and the landscapers thought it was a prop so they just mowed around it as he sat there rotting, poor bastard.
	Probably died of fentanyl.
	Sorry, that's not very Christian to laugh at a dead guy.
	How we doing here?
	Groundskeeper mistakes naked body lying face down in the yard for Halloween prop.
	And every time you see one of these articles, and Daily Mail's usually pretty good about this, you're like, let me see it, let me see it, let me see it.
	And then you scroll down and they just have a bunch of stock photos of lawns and lawnmowers and the guy.
	We want to see the body, dude.
	Go down, what are you doing?
	That's the guy.
	He looks alive to me.
	He looks like he's gonna die, doesn't he?
	That's just a house.
	Thanks, Daily Mail.
	There's the guy again, looking like he's gonna die.
	Those are die tattoos.
	A ridiculously overpriced shirt.
	And look, the news won't have the picture either.
	What are they gonna show?
	They've got the song playing.
	That's... This is a terrible news station that thinks that they should be playing that song.
	Queen City News anchor Morgan Francis spoke with his family.
	Joining us here in the studio with the very latest shocking details, Morgan.
	Alicia Bryan, this all happened in China Grove.
	The family discovered a lawn care worker mowed around Robert Owen's near-naked body, thinking it was a prop.
	A day later, someone else made the gruesome discovery.
	Don't know how.
	How you can do that?
	The last time family saw Robert Owens was October 1st, a Sunday.
	It wasn't until a week later that police found him here, down a long driveway off of Shoe Road in China Grove.
	He had little clothing on, and was face down in the grass outside a home that families... Wait, did he have clothing that was too small for him, or he had... He had little clothing on.
	He discovered that when you shop at the kids section at Target, it's way cheaper.
	It's way cheaper.
	So he had baggy jeans for a kid, but they were actually skin-tight jorts for him.
	Has been empty for quite some time.
	My grandmother's lived off of Shee Road for 40 plus years, and he's never been to this house.
	He's never known of this house, you know, this far off the road.
	He's never been back here.
	He's never been known to come here.
	Police told his sister, Haley, and mother, Brenda, that the 34-year-old hadn't been shot.
	They had to gather the rest from a construction worker on the property.
	Can we identify the elephant in the room here?
	Construction worker told us that he had... Shut up, bitch.
	...scrapes on his arms.
	He said it looked like defensive wounds.
	Like defensive wounds is his words.
	Family members admit Owens has been known to do drugs.
	They say however he dies... You don't think?
	Wait, what?
	You don't think?
	You don't think?
	I combine you don't say and you think?
	Alright, that's enough of that.
	But can we just take a moment to say that...
	Mexicans are not exactly hitting it out of the park these days.
	They are pretty much the only demographic in America that doesn't seem to improve over generations.
	They're not the most ambitious of immigrants, are they?
	We're at, what, third generation landscapers now?
	You can't tell the difference between a prop and a dead body?
	Like, sorry.
	I saw, John Derbyshire wrote this great article about it.
	And he mentions Vincente Fox.
	This is, it's that old.
	And they said, what have Mexicans invented?
	And he went on about the Aztecs and all that stuff, which is kind of cheating, right?
	That's not really Mexicans.
	And if you really want to get into that, they also invented sacrificing babies and fucking murdering virgins and doing all that kind of stuff, cannibalizing each other.
	So I wouldn't, I wouldn't put your eggs in the Aztec basket.
	But they go, no, could you do a little more recent?
	And he goes, the taco.
	I'm like, tacos?
	That stupid food you have to eat sideways?
	That's all you got?
	Like, if you look at the history of the Lower East Side in New York City, it's like, oh, it was Dutch, and then they did better, and they went off and settled, like, the Midwest, and then it was Germans, and then they did that, and even the Puerto Ricans, I mean, they didn't do great, but they made it to, like, the Bronx, put a couple parts of Yonkers.
	But Mexicans?
	Come on, guys.
	Not a lot of Mexican car salesmen, but at least Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, and even blacks do at least car sales, like they... Yeah, or you go to the bank, you know when you see a Puerto Rican at the bank and he's got that diamond earring and he's like dressed up, he's got a neck tattoo and a suit on.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And one white socks.
	Yeah.
	And you're like, well, you're trying.
	What's going on with you guys?
	It's hard to be, like, the guy behind the counter when you've been the guy sweeping.
	They're like, were you the guy just sweeping before?
	Well, it's funny.
	Up in Westchester, there's this town called Mamaroneck, where all the Mexicans, landscapers live.
	And the local activists go, we need more diversity.
	Let's put some white kids in the Mexican school.
	And then let's put some Mexican kids over in the white school.
	And the Mexicans are like, I don't even, I just see school as a place where they go.
	So I don't have to deal with them in the day.
	I don't want them educated.
	They're taking over my landscaping business.
	So don't help me.
	Please stop helping us.
	Um, Speaking of costumes, I thought this is funny, especially in the context of Halloween.
	Here's two men, dressed up as women, telling, and you know these guys, that's the guy from Queer Eye.
	Oh, he's been eating.
	He seems to be getting kind of chubby, doesn't he?
	Yeah.
	Uh-oh.
	Looks like Hassan Piker.
	Maybe the estrogen makes you put on pounds.
	So he's talking to that guy, Anil Prakash, whatever his name is.
	Remember that other guy that we always, Alok?
	Oh, Alak.
	Yeah.
	And they're both talking about being women.
	And they both have beards on.
	Like, this is just a... Think of this as a... You're at a Halloween party and, like, there's two guys in the corner just talking.
	Yeah.
	And they forgot that they dressed up.
	Like Indiana Jones and Beetlejuice just having a chat?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's just like a monster mash.
	It's a vampire talking to a zombie at a Halloween party.
	About gas prices or something?
	Okay, this one I feel like is really timely with what's happening right now.
	Go back to the beginning.
	What tips would you give?
	It's happening.
	And so this idea that there was ever two genders is a fallacy.
	At least they're talking about gender.
	Like if they were just talking about nothing that had to do with them dressed like women, that's when we're in a bad place, I think.
	Because then it's just accepted.
	Yeah, like when one of them is on The View and it's just like, a woman's perspective starring a guy with a beard.
	Yeah.
	All of this, it's built on eugenics and lies from the 16 and 1700s that we're still suffering from.
	And so 2% is a huge fucking number.
	It's also an underestimated number.
	Right, it might be much more because many people don't know.
	And it could happen to anybody, any of your family, any of your children, anybody that you love.
	It is not a transgender or gender non-conforming issue.
	Right, and how dare they use science to justify their sexism?
	There's a difference between science and sexism.
	Yes.
	Wait a minute.
	Stop.
	Stop.
	If science justifies my sexism, then my sexism is true.
	It's justified.
	It's justified.
	How dare you use math to prove that I'm wrong?
	That's what science is, bro.
	How dare you use science?
	That is the quote of the day.
	I'm going to write that down.
	That might be today's episode.
	How dare you use science?
	How dare you use science?
	What are you doing with those sounds?
	This one I feel like is really timely with what's happening right now in Texas.
	What tips would you give to parents today that you would have liked to have heard when you were younger?
	What would you like to say to parents of kids to help teach their kids?
	Why are you worried about kids?
	Well, how about I have no idea because I'm an old gay man who's getting fat and I don't know anything about this subject.
	Do the work.
	You know what do the work comes from?
	No.
	It's a gang thing.
	I'll put in the work.
	When you're a, when you're a prospect, you've got to put in the work.
	You've got to do the work.
	And then you become a member of the gang.
	That went over to black people, like through prison and culture and stuff.
	Same with like the baggy jeans.
	And then the left heard black people saying it.
	So now they say it.
	So it's co-opted from criminal culture.
	And all they talk about now is doing the work you have.
	Thanks for putting in the work and doing the work.
	It's gang shit, you stupid homo.
	How did he get his little hand that small?
	Like, that actually is kind of impressive.
	Oh, he grew everything else.
	Yeah, he had to make his hands petite.
	We talked about this on Wednesday.
	Just for the record, trans kids are up against zero.
	The only kids that are up against anything in America today are straight, white, normal, rambunctious men.
	I think they're up against pedos like this.
	Yeah.
	And I think, you know, in Texas, it's... Allegedly.
	I think these parents know, but especially if your child is gender non-conforming, but it's just to understand what your child is up against.
	And even if your kid isn't queer, you have no idea, every parent should know what these kids are up against.
	I mean, I was bullied to within an inch of my life.
	Queer people are bullied to within inches of their life.
	And that stays with you, by the way, for the rest of your life, right?
	Yeah.
	You know who else was bullied?
	Everyone.
	It's called getting in a fight, dude.
	I was bullied in school when I was young.
	I was also a bully in school.
	Most normal men have experienced both.
	Bullying and being bullied.
	They've been in fistfights.
	It's called growing up, you fucking losers.
	Bullied within an inch of my life.
	Do you mean you were in a fight?
	Within an inch of your life.
	So you were at the hospital and they're like, We're losing him!
	Say something nice!
	Start!
	You're just... Why are so many homosexuals raging megalomaniacs?
	The targeting of trans young people is impacting an entire generation and that kind of trauma will be here for decades.
	Prove it!
	Prove it!
	Yeah!
	So, understand the battles that your kids are up against, I would say.
	I think also, it's really about a new model of parenting.
	What a pile of shit.
	Okay, so here it is.
	Let's say it's July 4th.
	You're having an all-day party, and it has to be during the day because you're doing a cookout and such.
	Now, at nighttime- Wait, you're going back to this fallacy of the double shift party?
	Don't use science to try to justify your hatred.
	Yeah.
	What shifts?
	Um, why not do three shifts?
	So, in the morning- Old people.
	We have a party for babies.
	Okay.
	And then the afternoon it's old people.
	Okay.
	I'm just hosting all day.
	I'm hosting myself to death.
	Well, July 4th is a great example.
	Nope.
	July 4th is one party and everyone's invited.
	There's no shifts on July 4th.
	That's true, but... True, that's your whole point is that there's shifts.
	Okay, no, no, no shifts.
	I've always said it's one party.
	And so at the end of the party towards the nighttime, people with kids have to leave, and the kids leave, and you go to your friend's house, and now it's just the adults and the drinkers and the smokers.
	That's just called staying late at a thing.
	Right, but I just wanted to know, is there an early part of your thing?
	No, and not only is there not an early part of my thing, there's never an early part of anything.
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	Also in Halloween news.
	Uh, I thought this was funny.
	What are my favorite things?
	I would say my most favorite thing these days is queers for Palestine.
	Or as I tweeted recently, um, reproductive rights means justice for Palestine?
	What?
	Like, these people, they don't know anything about Israel or Palestine.
	They don't care about either group.
	All they know is white people bad, people of color good.
	That's why when those incels, that handful of incels at Charlottesville said Jews will not replace us, everyone was mad and wanted them to die.
	Because the less white of those two groups is the Jews, right?
	Now, the less white of the two groups is the Palestinians, so now it's fuck the Jews.
	And they happily attack, talk about from the river to the sea, they happily talk about Jewish genocide.
	But it's, they don't even really dislike Jews.
	They dislike white people.
	And they are white people.
	So, about 80% of modern leftist politics is just white ethnomazakism.
	It's tedious.
	Anyway, we'll get to that.
	But my second favorite thing after these bizarre contradictions where they say abortion is... Look up that tweet, Jamie.
	I think it's my last tweet or nearby.
	Reproductive justice means, I don't know, like, you know that these people don't allow abortion in the West Bank, right?
	They don't allow queers.
	No, it's a bit farther down.
	Yeah.
	Reproductive justice means free Palestine.
	What?
	Are they saying free Palestine from their own laws?
	It's like reproductive means justice, free Palestine.
	It's hard to read.
	What a bunch of numbskulls.
	That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in my life.
	I kind of like the font though.
	Anyway, my second favorite thing after this ignorance is the fact that Carol O'Connor and Norman Lear made Archie Bunker's Place to piss off bigots.
	And they ended up making a lovable dude.
	And here's a great example of Carol O'Connor trying to save face and saying, no, no, no, no, we did a good job of lampooning right-wing working-class people in Queens.
	Well, you said lovable bigot.
	That got us into some kind of trouble with the press.
	Are you sick of that?
	No, no, I'm not sick of it.
	But somebody said that I was playing a lovable bigot and then the next thing you know, a lady in New York who nobody had ever heard from in about 20 years wrote a big thing in the New York Times about Archie being a lovable bigot.
	Laura Hobson.
	That's right, I remember that.
	Well, I don't know about the lovable part of it.
	You see, what we're doing is As I see it at least, we're presenting the story of a man who's basically a pretty unhappy guy.
	People may laugh at him and enjoy him, but... Stop, stop.
	He's unhappy with his liberal moron son-in-law who doesn't provide anyone with anything.
	Meathead.
	He's frustrated by Meathead.
	As we all are.
	I'm frustrated by that reproductive justice sign.
	And when we see Arch go, oh... We go, oh... We sympathize with his frustration.
	He's unhappy because of liberals.
	He's unhappy because of you, Carol, and your boss, Norman Lear.
	That's what makes this lovable bigot upset, not blacks.
	And also his stupid wife.
	He didn't get along with Sammy Davis.
	He kissed him on the show.
	He likes blacks.
	And there was a Klan rally.
	There was a one of the episodes the this dude gets him to join a white nationalist club.
	He doesn't realize it's a Klan Klansman meeting and he freaks out on them.
	sounds good to me really making it in the modern world at all and you rarely see him happy about anything and uh so one of the things that uh the main thing that makes him happy of course is uh is this uh volume of errors the errors that he's grown up with yeah he's uh His racism and his bigotry, those are errors that were put upon him when he was learning things at his mother's knee.
	And he's grown up with these beliefs, these misconceptions.
	You don't get us.
	And they really are now poisoning his life.
	So you all must realize that while you're enjoying the show, and I'm delighted that you are enjoying the show, you must Look at Archie as a man who could be getting a lot more out of his life if he didn't have these burdens... Like Meathead.
	Anyway.
	You know what really happened with Archie Bunker?
	Norman Lear set out to lampoon what he saw as bigots.
	Then he noticed that everyone loves this guy.
	He realized that... Actually, he's immoral.
	He has no values.
	So when this blew up and the money started coming, he went, fuck it, let's do it.
	And he capitalized on his error and kept making money and didn't give a shit because all he cares about is making money.
	So he totally abandoned the premise because it was lucrative to do so.
	Good.
	You learned a lesson, Norm.
	Carol apparently didn't.
	By the way, I'm the Pennywise that, uh... What's his face?
	I'm not the new Pennywise.
	I'm the one that Tim Curry played.
	Okay, Tim Curry played a New York accent?
	Yes.
	Hi Georgie, how you doin'?
	Watch a clip if you want.
	I never watch those movies, I wouldn't know.
	The first one was a bit cringe.
	Here are two Africans communicating.
	I think that's important to show.
	Okay.
	You know what you didn't notice, Ryan?
	What?
	That the baby's holding a knife.
	I didn't- babies don't have knives!
	Babies have knives.
	Oh my gosh.
	What are you showing?
	Something like that?
	There's a burn that sounds just like that.
	It's like... It's like exactly like what they're doing.
	I think it's the whippoorwill or something.
	Someone also sent this in.
	I didn't know that such a thing existed and it's virtually non-existent online.
	So they must have made like ten of these.
	Probably a promotional item for the movie.
	I'd love to have one, but I already have a Terminator pinball game and no room for another one.
	When you get to be 53, you're just like, I got everything.
	You know what's on my Christmas list?
	I don't want anything.
	I'm good.
	I'm good.
	I got it.
	I got it.
	I got more suits than I can wear, thanks to Nita Fashions, who are on tour right now.
	Let's pull up Nita Fashions' schedule.
	Hold on before you show that.
	Pull up Nita Fashions.
	I'm gonna start doing fittings with them.
	Like I'll go and we'll all meet, pay a bunch of money and we'll all have whiskey and eat food and fucking hang out.
	So where are they now?
	They're in Boston till the 27th?
	Yep.
	And then Chicago.
	Wait, today's the 27th.
	Then DC and etc.
	You can check that out.
	Or you contact them on Instagram and you can do it virtually.
	Get sized up, they'll send you swatches.
	That's where I get all my suits.
	It's a great place.
	It's one of my favorite things, is going there and talking to those guys and choosing outfits.
	It's very, it's a little bit gay, but you know, it's classy.
	And once they have your sizes, you could just put in orders remotely and be like, I'd like a shirt.
	Like, okay, we got your size already, so you're good.
	So that's, actually that's game, like that's a beautiful thing to have in your house.
	That big top part.
	But the actual game, I don't know.
	There's not a lot of like fun looking things in there, like those rails.
	Yeah.
	We were playing a rush, like in Vegas, me and my buddies were playing a rush one at a bar.
	Uh huh.
	And we got sucked in.
	Yeah?
	We just played it for a, like did it for a lark.
	On a lark.
	And then uh, they were really fun.
	My Terminator 2 game has a whole other game at the top.
	I didn't know that.
	That you can, like, play.
	Like on the stand, the upright vertical part?
	No, no, no, no.
	No.
	I mean the top half of it.
	Oh.
	Like once it goes up the rails, it goes through a different section.
	I don't know why I showed that particular thing.
	What else do we got?
	Alright, let's get into Israel for a second here.
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