Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E292 - INFURIATING CURSE (Part 1)

Sept. 2, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E292 - INFURIATING CURSE (Part 1)

Mercedes repents, the ADL's Jonathan Greenblatt is a genocide denier, the moon landing is in question, Biden is still a complete joke, and The Replacements just knocked Van Halen and The Rolling Stones out of the top spot.

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Oh no, you're being stupid again.
	Well done, it's the students again, so slogan again Furthermatem again.
	Little heady attack on the left there from old Johnny Rotten, aka John Lydon.
	Funny guy.
	It's a great song.
	I don't know if it's a smash hit.
	People have been sending me this a lot.
	I think his wife dying gave him some creative juice and he got back in the studio and it's great.
	And the lyrics are really anti-woke, anti-student.
	Save the whale, give peace a chance.
	He's showing that the new radical college left is the same as the old radical college left and they're all fucking useless losers.
	Which is true.
	Which is true.
	But when we talk about bands with smash hits, we're talking about like zingers.
	I think Pill only has a couple.
	What's he got?
	May the road rise with you.
	He's got my fairweather friend.
	I don't know.
	I think there's like three or four.
	Today we're going to do the replacements, which I have a funny feeling are going to destroy both Van Halen and the Rolling Stones.
	Yeah, you heard it here first, folks.
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	So yeah, we've got a ton of My Pet Biden to get through today, some free speech stuff, the Battle of the Bands with the replacements versus Van Hill and the Rolling Stones.
	And then you're free to enjoy your weekend.
	But I have kind of an important announcement to make.
	I don't think I can work with Ryan anymore.
	The shushing me on Monday is still pissing me off.
	And then today, when I asked him to put some stuff on his equipment, my equipment, so it doesn't get dust on, he told me to go get it myself.
	And the relentless subordination is coming to a close here at censored.tv.
	So if you know how to use a TriCaster, I guess we'll lose some funny imitations.
	Some funny imitations.
	You know about How about when we started this, before we started making money, you said you're going to get a percentage of the company, Ryan.
	You and me.
	It was you and me at a bar.
	Then we started making money.
	I didn't hound you about that.
	And then I had to fight you, and you almost fired me for even asking to get a percentage that you offered me in the beginning.
	So before things were sweet and we started making profit, everybody, so you know, you're not a handshake man.
	You're a cheap Scottish guy.
	You admit that.
	And how much money you make a year?
	I mean, is that important?
	I mean, is it important?
	Because I made the same amount before I fought for this raise that I did when we were at the old studio.
	That we had to move it from one studio to the next.
	That wasn't you.
	You didn't help with that.
	I moved everything.
	I plugged everything in.
	I learned everything when it came to all this shit I just didn't know.
	It was a very hands-on learning experience.
	And I was never like, oh, I deserve more money, but I had a kid.
	And so I was like, okay, I need a raise now because they got paid based on their offspring?
	Employees get, how about this?
	It was you and me with one show.
	It was not a network, right?
	We started getting more shows on.
	They didn't even produce themselves.
	I had to produce other shows.
	This was compounding, compounding, compounding, learning how to take calls.
	We didn't take calls in the first place.
	We only had one camera angle to get my camera angle working, to get a second wide shot going, to move to a bigger studio with three different sets to work those sets, to learn the ability to expand the tricast.
	We got a different tricast with a bunch of different overlays and how to cut promos, bumpers, how to do a better job at audio than anybody has ever worked with you before.
	Even Rat, even John Serena, like they don't ride the volume when you're talking over a video.
	These are things that are invisible to you.
	Okay, so these are things that I really consider.
	And then also providing, I don't know, commentary, whatever you want, whatever I do, like talk-wise.
	That I'm not even worried about.
	What I'm worried about is the expansion of knowledge that I've had to learn under the gun just to specially cater for this.
	If I went to college, it would not really inform all the really specific, you know, nigger rigging and different various things that we've had to do.
	That's one side.
	The second side is I haven't gotten raised since we were, you and me, in one place, in one room.
	And then there were more shows.
	There was more responsibilities.
	We now have a website to take care of.
	We now have networking, promos, bumpers.
	You haven't received a raise.
	Like I said, until that point, I had not.
	So, in other words, for three years, I had not.
	Or two or three years.
	And then I asked you for the raise.
	And it was like, fucking, you were like, leave.
	Instead of giving me a raise, you said leave.
	And so it was, I mean, I don't know what I'm saying.
	I think you initially asked for $100,000.
	I said leave.
	And then you said that was the average salary in America.
	Well, the average salary for this type of job.
	Usually it's a, no, you can't get somebody like a John Sereno, wouldn't work for you.
	You remember how much did you have to pay him?
	Like, how much do those guys get?
	So anyway, you can see why I'm frustrated.
	This is how Ryan reacts to every conversation.
	And then also, I asked you for $100 stipend for every show that we play live.
	For everybody that doesn't know, you get a couple of thousand.
	Josh gets a couple of thousand.
	Anthony gets a couple of thousand.
	Okay.
	Like you're part of the show.
	You're the main show for the live end racism tour.
	I asked for $100 just so that way I'm not spending my own money on food.
	When you're on the airplane and you have to do work in the air for Wi-Fi, are you not listening?
	You're not a fucking man.
	Like, why can't you have a conversation?
	You know that stipend?
	No, you're just like making...
	I said no to that.
	Yes, you did.
	I said, can I have $100?
	That's false.
	It's not false.
	You said, why don't you just, so now I have to do extra work.
	And you said, collect all the receipts and invoice it.
	Guess what?
	It's more money that way.
	So, I mean, I'm just asking for $100 flat.
	So you're okay with me, and you saw when we went to Baltimore.
	Because I asked for you to just submit receipts?
	When we went to Baltimore, the fact that you wouldn't just be like, okay, $100 is fat.
	Anyway, folks, I think you could see what's going on.
	When we went to Baltimore, you saw me from the moment we got there.
	No, from the moment we got there to the moment we left, I was the one busting my ass out.
	You guys were eating food, and I was still working on all the stuff.
	It's a lot of work.
	I'm taken away from my family.
	I'm taken away from my pregnant wife.
	And this is for free.
	This is for free.
	And then you know that Antifa, you know, there's a risk of like getting accosted and harmed.
	Is that not a possibility?
	Do you not know that?
	So you did just shut down my volume.
	Yeah.
	You said you didn't.
	I lied.
	Okay, so anyway.
	Just like the way you lied when you said that, you know, this is what we're going to do.
	This is our company.
	You and me, kid.
	And then you start getting money, and now it's like, I don't remember saying that.
	Of course you don't.
	We shook on it.
	We had a beer together.
	And that meant nothing.
	Ryan, when you brought up equity for the first time, you said, I don't know what it is.
	What are you guys talking about?
	Yeah, the thing that you told me.
	You're going to get a percentage of the company.
	So I told you about equity, and then six months later, you go, what's equity?
	It was not six months later.
	It was like two years later.
	Okay.
	It was two years later, and you said, what's this thing?
	It's the thing.
	How about this?
	It's the thing that you said that I would get.
	What will happen to your equity that we did give you after you leave?
	I don't know.
	I mean, this is not something I really...
	This is something that I consider just a friendly favor.
	You know, you've done favors for me, and I've done favors for you.
	This isn't something I want to tit for tat.
	I'm just talking about the pay-wise.
	It's kind of crazy.
	It's kind of crazy that my conversation with you was almost immediately shut down.
	You said you just shut down.
	Which conversation are we talking about now?
	The RAISE conversation.
	Before I even gave you a number.
	Before I even gave you a number, you just didn't want to hear it.
	You didn't think that the expansion of this job, everything that it entails, had grown maybe by three times.
	Maybe by three times.
	You first brought up the Razors because your wife told you to.
	And I believe it was you.
	Because I don't think about money.
	I don't think about money.
	25 hours a week or something like that.
	What times you get into?
	It's anytime you ask me to do something, no matter what time of day it is, it is.
	It's like a fireman.
	He's on call.
	It is.
	I mean, if you'd like that to not be the case, then just don't ask me to do stuff after it.
	So anyway, I was totally fine with you getting money for the shows.
	I guess you don't like the way I presented to how you get money for shows.
	Feel free not to come to Vegas.
	That's fine.
	It won't make much of a difference.
	And anyway, what I'm saying to the viewers here is the salary will be between $60 and $80, depending on your skills.
	But I don't want to train anyone.
	So you have to know how to work the TriCaster and all that stuff.
	You have to have had experience with it.
	Don't just be a random dude.
	Also in the fun news, I listened to this a hundred times.
	The first time I heard it, I heard Barbie, and now I can't stop hearing fuck.
	It's one of those ear tricks.
	And then once you hear fuck, you can't unhear Barbie.
	I maybe ruined it by telling you the word fuck.
	But play the tape.
	The bird witches the ball label.
	That's not the tape.
	This should be a...
	Oh, bark!
	That's our vintage!
	It's okay.
	All right, go ahead.
	We're at the final care.
	They're at the diamond.
	All right.
	Is this some sort of...
	That's our vintage!
	It's okay.
	All right, go ahead.
	We're at the final care.
	They're at the diamond.
	Oh, bark!
	That's our vintage!
	It's okay.
	All right, go ahead.
	We're at the final care.
	Is he saying Barb?
	Blow it up a bit.
	Pain
	I'm no longer hearing Barb at all.
	Barb!
	Fuck!
	Barb!
	Play it again?
	I can't decipher this.
	Wait, now I hear fuck beyond a shadow of a doubt.
	I don't hear any Barb anymore.
	I'm hearing your car.
	Anyway, it's very possible that someone said fuck on a Barbie cartoon.
	I like this video I saw of someone, they said, I told my dad this was a new Barbie movie, and they put on that, whatever it is.
	It's like a Netflix TV show or something.
	And the dad was trying to figure out why the fuck everyone's been talking about Barbie nonstop when it's this shitty cartoon.
	Another silly little intro piece.
	Maria Bramford, I guess her name is.
	She's genuinely has mental illness, it's clear.
	And for all the people faking about mental illness, you see someone like her, and we've been following her for a long time, and you go, that's someone who's genuinely fucked in the head.
	And it's the kind of fucked in the head where you go, shit, that sucks.
	I hope she gets better.
	Like having MS or something or muscular dystrophy.
	Neil Brennan, on the other hand, is full of shit.
	His gay ass comedy special he did where he had three mics.
	Remember that one?
	One is the cool Neil Brennan who knows celebrities.
	The other is the depressed guy who's coping with depression.
	Ich.
	Ich.
	And the whole, like being a grown man and saying you're depressed, it's embarrassing.
	You're not even supposed to have a self.
	So who has time to be depressed?
	Being depressed when you're a grown man with kids is like having a rash.
	Like you look at it and go, oh, there's a rash there.
	You don't show your rash to people and do a fucking stand-up special about your rash.
	You just ignore it and hope it goes away.
	So this is, what do they call that?
	Cultural appropriation.
	This is mental retardation appropriation.
	As Neil Brennan here says, puts himself in her boat and says, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean, man.
	Holy shit.
	Well, play it.
	When I was going manic 2011, I had a number of breakdowns.
	My friend said, hey, Maria, remember when you said I should tell you if you start talking too fast and having a whole lot of shit ideas?
	And I was like, yes.
	And she goes, we should go to the hospital now.
	No, are we still doing our manic shark tank TV?
	Shark Tank, but it's all people having manic episodes.
	Oh my God, I fucking love it.
	And they pitch crazy ideas to the sharks.
	And like, don't answer.
	No, it's the lower part of a mannequin.
	But it's like the second person in your home because, anyways, I don't have time to explain it.
	It's bubbly guys.
	It's bubbly guys.
	There's a different manic shark tank on this trail.
	Go right there.
	They already, they want me.
	So I'll go.
	Oh my God, that's a wonderful.
	That'd be a great sketch.
	That is great.
	So he's pretending.
	You can tell she has manic episodes.
	He's pretending that I too have manic episodes.
	And let's together, as people who have manic episodes, make fun of it.
	That's the only way we can survive our mental illness.
	Let's make fun of it and mock it in a Shark Tank sketch.
	And you can even tell within that little blurb, when she comes up with the mannequin lower half, that she's speaking from experience as a lunatic.
	And he is such a fucking phony.
	God, I hate that guy.
	Speaking of phonies, I think this is real.
	I think India is trying to tell us they landed on the moon with some shitty footage.
	This is another Instagram reel.
	India recently became the fourth country ever to land on the moon.
	This footage is so real, so lifelike.
	It's incredible.
	I can't wait to show you how incredible it is.
	Man, the technology that we use for space is just, it's unbelievable.
	Take a look.
	Who is here to encourage us?
	And he is critically looking at the visuals.
	After seeing RRR though, they're capable of much better than this.
	It's being brought down from 800 meters.
	It's got a lot of lights on it.
	nearing and approaching the lunar surface Space is cool.
	Is that real?
	I mean, when I say is that real, I obviously mean, is that the actual footage they tried to pass off as them landing on the moon?
	I'm kind of having doubts about the moon, to be honest.
	I don't know.
	I didn't think I'd ever get here.
	But all the fucking lies keep piling up and the ineptitude keeps piling up.
	And it makes you go back and retroactively go, what else were you full of shit about?
	Like J6, all of this Joe Biggs stuff.
	17 years for meandering into the Capitol and bragging about it on social media.
	God forbid you should brag about something.
	It makes me think, not only are these people evil, but they're fucking idiots.
	So we know that Pearl Harbor was fake.
	I'm totally on board with that.
	As far as 9-11 goes, I believe that Bush knew something was up and he was warned and he thought, ah, how bad can it be?
	It might be good for business.
	I don't believe the towers spontaneously blew up with thermite.
	I do believe planes hit them.
	And again, I'm guessing at this point, my guess is that when Bush saw that it was two planes into the towers, which I saw with my own fucking eyes, by the way, so don't go denying that.
	He went, whoa, whoof.
	That's a lot more intense than I thought it was going to be.
	All right, well, let's get to invading Iraq.
	So check out this video about space that I would have laughed at, I don't know, five years ago.
	One thing I really want your generation to embrace is that the Earth is a closed system.
	We cannot leave the Earth.
	There's no place to go.
	Today I'd like to bring to your attention a potential fraud on an enormous scale happening in your county.
	There's now clear evidence of NASA using numerous methods to grossly mislead the public about astronauts being on the International Space Station.
	During interior ISS scenes from NASA's own live feed, the use of wires, harnesses, green screens, and virtual reality have been detected to achieve the appearance of a weightless environment.
	Examples of this include astronauts fading in and out of the screen, That is kind of a weird way to leave, but couldn't that be the way the video captures it?
	That blob, by the way, before that scene green.
	screen glitches grabbing objects that aren't really there Pulling on invisible wires.
	see like how much do you know that this is bonafide footage that was released being tangled in their harnesses And how do they make her hair like that?
	Wouldn't it be easier to get in one of those B-52 bomber things that just plunges and shoot the video then?
	Then it would be totally flawless and they wouldn't have to fake it with wires.
	I don't really get what that's evidence of.
	I guess he's grabbing at a wire.
	Even astronauts appearing out of thin air.
	This begs the obvious question.
	If they're really up there, why are they using Hollywood techniques to fake the footage?
	Now, unfortunately, I can't show you these clips in here today, but I will be sending them to you.
	Moving on, during the International Space Station, during spacewalks, air bubbles have been recorded on numerous occasions.
	How is it possible for air bubbles to be present in the vacuum of space?
	I once questioned astronaut Scott Kelly about this phenomenon.
	His body language and answers only created more questions.
	In 2013, astronaut Luca Parmitano nearly drowned.
	It's funny how all these people are lunatics if they're wrong.
	This happened again just last year.
	Rose, if they're right.
	...
	bubbles, helmets filling with water, and drowning.
	Are they in space or are they underwater?
	Now, what's really interesting is that they train for spacewalks in an underwater pool with a complete ISS replica.
	Now, surely they aren't filming these spacewalks in an underwater pool and then editing them to appear if they're in space.
	Because that sure would be something, wouldn't it?
	I'm calling on the Brevard County Commissioners to open a full investigation into NASA's fraudulent practices and use of taxpayer dollars.
	It costs NASA $3 billion per year to operate the ISS, And if they don't have a darn good explanation as to why they're faking these videos, I and the public would like to see that.
	And then there's also that woman who was shitting in the space station.
	And if they were bunk, it is out of the way.
	And we know satellites exist, right?
	We're not denying those.
	I've got a lot of homework to do.
	Fuck.
	I wish everyone would just be honest, and then I wouldn't have to go double-check their homework.
	What the fuck?
	Also in the silly news, some woman is mad, and she's a fucking lesbian freakazoid.
	She's mad that this guy is reading from the curriculum because her kid is at the town hall and her kid can hear this porn.
	A, that's the whole point of it.
	We're showing you the kind of filth that they put in schools.
	And B, why'd you bring your kid to this town hall?
	I mean, we don't have to get into the fact that she has fangs tattooed on her forehead.
	What a loony.
	Definitely raped as a kid.
	Guys, don't rape children.
	they grow into this.
	Do you need a hook, too?
	Do you have any questions?
	Do you need something?
	Because my child never heard any of this until we were in here.
	You know something?
	So then you're okay with you?
	You are okay with reading this material to a 13-year-old little girl?
	Look at her.
	You circumvent the actual due process to come in here and read this stuff aloud to my child?
	Is that what you're okay with?
	You literally just said you're gonna read more explicit material to my child.
	I never had an issue with the material.
	I have an issue with you coming in here and verbalizing to my child.
	Then it's a bunch of fucking weirdos.
	Weirdos.
	Weirdo.
	Reb blue.
	Reb blue children.
	You call a new weirdo.
	Have you not looked at your face in a long time?
	I don't want to have a motherfucker.
	Oh, that sheriff's going to come in handy.
	That five foot tall fat black woman.
	That five foot tall fat black woman.
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	You didn't put out the fire.
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	I think it's wrong that we're all drinking coffee and then just sitting at a desk.
	That's not normal.
	It's just giving you diarrhea and a fake rush.
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	All right.
	Let's get back to the silly news.
	I talked to Mercedes Carrera this morning, which angers some people.
	I think she's guilty.
	She's contemplating suicide.
	She's been in there for four and a half years, awaiting trial for a crime she did not commit.
	She said that she's in the jail the other day and she's watching Wild and Out, starring Nick Cannon.
	And she goes, I had no idea American culture was so disgusting.
	And I deeply regret doing porn and contributing to this.
	She's becoming evangelical in there.
	She's becoming a born-again.
	And she hates porn now.
	And she said, I never, I made porn, and it was so almost wholesome.
	She goes, I'd go in, I'd do my scene, and then I would come home and drink tea and listen to classical music and read books.
	I didn't watch TV, I didn't watch porn, and I never had to associate with people who watched porn.
	And now she's in jail with pornographers, and she's realizing that this culture, this trash culture that she contributed to, is horrific garbage.
	Like this is constantly on in the main area of her jail, San Bernardino.
	What's it called again?
	Oh, Ryan, can you add her website, free MercedesCarrera.com, to the end cards when we show how to write for her?
	She's got a donate thing there.
	I don't think it's raised any money at all.
	It's a tough sell, Mercedes case, Melinda Smith.
	All right, to get a little more serious here before we play hardball and we get to MyPet Biden, I think I'll do the green screen before MyPet Biden and cut you guys off there.
	This fucking Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL.
	The thing I find most fascinating about the SPLC and the ADL is that people still cite them.
	We tend to assume that we're all on the same page and what we see as a laughingstock, everyone agrees with, like Joe Biden.
	I just assume everyone else sees that he's a freak.
	Are there people who like Fetterman and don't see him as a Cro-Magnon tard?
	Okay, I'm shocked.
	The ADL began defending a Jewish guy who raped and murdered a young girl.
	I guess they got over that reputation for a while.
	This new dude, Jonathan Greenblatt, is a fucking nightmare, and he is a white farmer Holocaust denier.
	There was a Holocaust of white farmers.
	We're in the second wave of it in South Africa, where the media are tripping over themselves to deny it, too.
	It's become very mainstream to deny it.
	They go, it's only 74.
	And that number includes like farmhands who were murdered and people who were visiting.
	It includes them.
	So it's just an irrelevant number.
	And they totally ignore Rhodesia, right?
	The Zimbabwean revolution run by Mugabe, where 30,000 people died, where every single white farmer was killed, ended.
	And the country went into insurmountable poverty.
	Elephants that look like used condoms lying on the road, like just complete devastation.
	They had a, I don't know if they still do, they had a trillion-dollar bill.
	A cheeseburger was $14 million.
	That's the nice part.
	That's not including, I'm not giving you the details of the murders of the white farmers who were murdered for having white farms.
	And in South Africa, the justification is, well, you stole our land.
	No, this was nomadic shitland.
	There was tumbleweeds.
	No one was on it.
	The Zulus were nomadic.
	We didn't kick any tribes out, we.
	The Boers didn't kick any tribes out.
	But they're being punished for that.
	And not only, let's just say it's only 100 deaths, 100 white farmers killed.
	The sadism of the deaths is shocking.
	And if it was white on black crime, oh my God, there'd be so many catchy songs about it in the pop charts.
	Jonathan Greenblatt, the CEO of the ADL, is of the position that the very real attacks on white farmers in South Africa are baseless claims by right-wing extremists, particularly white supremacists.
	So if you don't want your 10-year-old son boiled alive, and the way that was done, by the way, is they put him in a vat, a big tub, and then they would boil water on the stove and go over it, poured him.
	It's very hard to boil water that can contain a child.
	Or the old lady who was nailed to the floor with a nail gun.
	I mean, I would look up these cases with some trepidation because the sadism is stunning.
	These horrific, targeted, disturbing, and near-daily attacks are something Elon Musk has amplified and asked the South African government to address.
	I hate when South Africans don't acknowledge this.
	I'm so glad Elon did.
	Like Charlize Therone and Dave Matthews.
	They're just happy to be out of there.
	No talk of it.
	I don't know how involved Jonathan Greenblatt will be in these decisions, but the writing is on the wall, and I worry that if he has too much power and influence, we won't be able to expose what is going on in South Africa much longer next.
	Given Jonathan Greenblatt's opinion that the discussion of mass killings of white farmers in South Africa will fall under hate speech.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	He thinks it's a lie, right?
	And it's done by white supremacists.
	When you're coming up with what must be censored, that's got to be at the top of the page.
	White supremacist lies.
	Even to me, that sounds good.
	Like, oh yeah, I don't like those white supremacist lies.
	What about reporting on dead farmers?
	Oh, that's the same thing, apparently.
	So if you click on that thing, that picture, I think he's talking about how he had a great meeting today.
	Or maybe go down.
	What's she commenting on?
	Yeah, there it is.
	I had a very frank plus productive discussion with Lindaya X yesterday at X, what works and what doesn't, and where it needs to go to address hate effectively on the platform.
	I appreciated her reaching out.
	Great.
	Awesome.
	Women in positions of power, what do they do?
	They go to the ADL and the SBLC.
	You know who would do that?
	A 10-year-old, a 12-year-old, a 13-year-old.
	If you said, you're in charge of X, they go, oh, okay.
	Who's like the top hate monitoring guys?
	Oh, that's the ADL and the SPLC.
	Okay, I guess get them.
	Not, are they credible?
	Are they white farmer genocide deniers?
	White farmer holocaust deniers?
	Is it because they don't like anyone encroaching on their Holocaust?
	Is that the beef here?
	Like, I've noticed the Armenian genocide isn't allowed to be called a Holocaust.
	Click on those pictures, though.
	Let me see those.
	The guy's fucking evil.
	ADL is focused on fighting the surge of global anti-Semitism, but we have observed the recent debate over the song Kill the Boar.
	It's a historic protest song that called for the dismantlement of the racist apartheid system.
	Its crude lyrics could be interpreted as a call for violence.
	Kill the boar, shoot to kill.
	You might interpret that negatively as a call for violence.
	These are the ones who talk about gaslighting and how it's systemic and how racism is floating through the ether and you just can't see it.
	Yet when the other side says kill the boar about whites, well, it could be interpreted as a call for violence.
	What a fucking cunt this guy is.
	What's next?
	Is there another picture there?
	Such rhetoric can prompt real-world consequences, which it did.
	After what's his name, sang that song to, I think, 200,000 people, there was like four farmers killed that week.
	This is true in the physical world.
	This is true on social media, including X. It has no place.
	Okay.
	At the same time, okay, so he's willing to ban the song, Kill the Boar.
	Wow.
	However, baseless claims of white genocide have been made by right-wing extremists in the U.S., particularly white supremacists, for years.
	Such wild charges have been used to excuse hate, to justify harassment.
	What do you mean harassment?
	What are you talking about?
	These white farmers are harassing blacks in the streets of fucking Cape Town?
	It's all just low IQ fucking garbage, isn't it?
	at the end of the day.
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	I think it's time to do to put the replacements up against Van Halen and Rolling Stones in our Battle of the Bands.
	Take it away.
	Take it away.
	Rolling Stones did very well in this competition, but they had 30 years, was it?
	20 years to make good songs.
	They gave us something like 22.
	Van Halen had a mere six years, and they beat them at a rate of 1.7 per year, I believe.
	The replacements, not every song was a hit in the pop charts, but pretty much every song in the pop charts is a piece of shit, so we're not using that as a metric.
	I'm going to play you the songs, and you can decide if I'm right or wrong.
	I doubt very much you'll listen to any of these songs and go, that doesn't deserve to be on the list.
	I've kicked out some amazing jams.
	Like the replacement's entire first record, I could have put on.
	But what I did was I listed it, and then I listened to it with new ears and was very critical and went, is that that memorable?
	Like, does it get stuck in your head?
	And I killed a lot of my darlings for this list.
	So the replacements from Minneapolis, Paul Westerberg and the boys, they were really into punk when they first met.
	So their first album is pretty much your basic hardcore.
	They didn't call it hardcore.
	They just called it fast music.
	The replacements and Who Skridoo were basically the definitive Midwestern punk bands, hardcore bands.
	The level of talent of all of these musicians is astounding.
	From all of Who's Kerr Doo to all of the replacements.
	It was Tommy Stinson on drums.
	I think he was 13 at the time.
	Maybe he was on bass.
	And Bob Stinson on guitar, severe alcoholics during all this time.
	In fact, I stopped the list with Please to Meet Me in 1987, and it was around then they were starting to get control of their drinking, and the music wasn't as good.
	Bob Stinson, the guitarist, I hope he was the guitarist, he didn't like it when they became more poppy, which is inevitable when you're in a good band that can play their instruments.
	And after them giving him a few fast songs, he eventually quit the band, and he was in a band called Shotgun Rationale.
	And they opened for, Eino Shunook opened for them once.
	And I was really excited to meet Bob Stinson.
	He didn't show up.
	He was stuck at the border because when they got to the Canadian border, we were opening for him in Ottawa, he got out of the van and started pissing on the Border Guard-like little booth there, which does not get you into the country.
	Bad move, Bob.
	And they'd hired a guy to sit with Bob and make sure he doesn't get so shit-faced that he pisses on the Border Guard.
	So that guy promptly lost his job.
	All right, so first album.
	Sorry Ma Forgot to Take Out the Trash, 1981.
	taking a ride.
	So sloppy.
	Mother.
	Brilliant and perfect.
	All right, I'm going to kick everyone out now.
	Sorry, freeloaders.
	It was great having you.
	I love you.
	We'll see what happens with Ryan.
	Send your resumes to mailbag at censored.tv.
	I can't believe he muted my microphone, making it strike three.
	That was alarming.
	There's no training involved.
	You've got to be able to commute to the South Bronx every day, air day.
	And we'll see how that works out.
	So what are you going to do for shows until then?
	Well, we'll just keep plugging along, I guess.
	Yeah.
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	We'll never raise it to the people who are already subscribed, but to the newbies, we're going to have to raise it.
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	But yeah, it's a new show every day, tons of content every day.
	And it's your only way to feel sane in Clown World.
	And I think I would argue it's the only place that does comedy with serious news.
	Daily Wire and The Blaze, they got plenty of serious news.
	I'm not chortling a lot with those shows.
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