Mercedes repents, the ADL's Jonathan Greenblatt is a genocide denier, the moon landing is in question, Biden is still a complete joke, and The Replacements just knocked Van Halen and The Rolling Stones out of the top spot.
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Verbatim again!
Little heady attack on the left there from old Johnny Rotten, a.k.a.
John Lydon.
Funny guy.
It's a great song.
I don't know if it's a smash hit.
People have been sending me this a lot.
I think his wife dying gave him some creative juice and he got back in the studio and it's great.
And the lyrics are really anti-woke, anti-student, save the whale.
Give Peace a chance.
He's showing that the new Radical College Left is the same as the old Radical College Left, and they're all fucking useless losers.
Which is true.
Which is true.
But, uh, when we talk about bands with smash hits, we're talking about, like, zingers.
I think Pill only has a couple.
What's he got?
May the road rise with you.
He's got, uh, My Fairweather Friend.
I don't know.
I think there's, like, three or four.
Today we're going to do the replacements, which I have a funny feeling are going to destroy both Van Halen and the Rolling Stones.
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So yeah, we've got a ton of my pet Biden to get through today, some free speech stuff, the Battle of the Bands with the Replacements versus Van Halen and the Rolling Stones, and then you're free to enjoy your weekend.
But I have kind of an important announcement to make.
I don't think I can work with Ryan anymore.
The shushing me on Monday is still pissing me off.
And then today when I asked him to put some stuff on his equipment, my equipment, so it doesn't get dust on it, he told me to go get it myself.
And the relentless subordination is coming to a close here at Censored.TV.
So if you know how to use a TriCaster, I guess we'll lose some funny imitations.
Some funny imitations?
You know about How about you're not a handshake man?
How about when we started this, before we started making money, you said, you're going to get a percentage of the company, Ryan, you and me.
It was you and me at a bar.
Then we started making money.
I didn't hound you about that.
And then I had to fight you and you almost fired me for even asking to get a percentage that you offered me in the beginning.
So before things were sweet and we started making profit, everybody, so you know.
You're not a handshake man.
You're a cheap Scottish guy, you admit that.
So how much money do you make a year?
I mean, is that important?
I mean, is it important?
Because I made the same amount before I fought for this raise that I did when we were at the old studio.
That we had to move it from one studio to the next.
That wasn't you.
You didn't help with that.
I moved everything.
I plugged everything in.
I learned everything when it came to all this shit.
I just didn't know.
It was a very hands-on learning experience.
And I was never like, oh, I deserve more money, but I had a kid.
And so I was like, okay, I need a raise now because...
So employees get paid based on their offspring?
No, no, no.
How about this?
It was you and me with one show.
It was not a network, right?
We started getting more shows on.
They didn't even produce themselves.
I had to produce other shows.
This was compounding, compounding, compounding, learning how to take calls.
We didn't take calls in the first place.
We only had one camera angle to get my camera angle working, to get a second wide shot going, to move to a bigger studio with three different sets, to work those sets, to learn the The ability to expand the TriCast, we got a different TriCast with a bunch of different overlays and how to cut promos, bumpers, how to do a better job at audio than anybody has ever worked with you before.
Even Rat, even John Serino, like they don't ride the volume when you're talking over a video.
These are things that are invisible to you, okay?
So these are things that I really consider and then also providing, I don't know, commentary, whatever you want, whatever I do, like talk-wise.
That I'm not even worried about.
What I'm worried about is like the expansion of knowledge that I've had to learn under the gun just to just like specially cater for this.
If I went to college, it would not really inform all the really specific, you know, nigger rigging and different various things that we've had to do.
That's that's one side.
The second side is.
I hadn't got raised since we were, you and me, in one place, in one room, and then there were more shows, there was more responsibilities, we now have a website to take care of, we now have networking, promos, bumpers.
So you haven't received a raise?
Like I said, until that point I had not.
So in other words, for three years I had not.
Or two or three years.
And then I asked you for the raise.
And it was like, fucking, you were like, leave.
Instead of giving me a raise, you said leave.
And so it was, I mean, I don't know what else to say.
I think you initially asked for a hundred grand.
I said leave.
And then you said that was the average salary in America.
Well, the average salary for this type of job, usually it's a, no, you can't get somebody like a John Serino wouldn't work for you.
You remember how much, how much did you have to pay him?
Like, how much do those guys get?
Yeah, so anyway, you can see why I'm frustrated.
This is how Ryan reacts to every contract.
Yeah, and then also I asked you for a $100 stipend for every show that we play live.
For everybody that doesn't know, you get a couple thousand, Josh gets a couple thousand, Anthony gets a couple thousand.
Okay, like you're part of the show.
You're the main show for the live and racism tour.
I asked for $100 just so that way I'm not spending my own money on food.
When you're on the airplane and you have to do work in the air for Wi-Fi, are you not listening?
You're not a fucking man.
Like, why can't you have a conversation with me?
Did I say no to that stipend?
No, you're just like making... Yeah, you did.
I said no to that.
Yes, you did.
I said, can I have $100?
That's false.
It's not false.
You said, why don't you just, uh, you go, so now I have to do extra work.
And you said, collect all the receipts and, uh, and invoice it.
Guess what?
It's more money that way.
So, I mean, I'm just asking for a hundred dollars flat.
So you, you're okay with me.
And you saw when we went to, because I asked for you to just submit receipts.
When we went to Baltimore, the fact that you wouldn't just be like, okay, a hundred dollars is fair.
I think you could see what's going on.
When we went to Baltimore, you saw me from the moment we got there, No.
From the moment we got there to the moment we left, I was the one busting my ass.
You guys were eating food and I was still working on all the stuff.
It's a lot of work.
I'm taken away from my family.
I'm taken away from my pregnant wife.
And this is for free.
This is for free.
And then you know that Antifa, you know, there's a risk of like getting accosted and harmed.
Is that not a possibility?
Do you not know that?
So you did just shut down my volume.
Yeah.
You said you didn't.
I lied.
Okay.
So just like the way you lied when you said that, you know, this is what we're going to do.
This is our company, you and me kid.
And then you start getting money.
And now it's like, I don't remember saying that.
Of course you don't.
We shook on it.
We had a beer together.
And that meant nothing to you.
Ryan, when you brought up equity for the first time, you said, I don't know what it is.
What are you guys talking about?
Yeah.
The thing that you told me, you're going to get a percentage of the company.
So I told you about equity and then six months later you go, what's equity?
It was not six months later.
It was like two years later.
Okay.
It was two years later and you said, what's this equity you're talking about?
It's the thing.
How about this?
It's the thing that you said that I would get.
What will happen to your equity that we did give you after you leave?
I don't know.
I mean, this is not something I really, uh, so anyway, what I'm more worried about is the fact that, you know, I've done personal stuff for you and I have no problem doing that.
This is something that like, I consider like just like a friendly favor.
You know, you've done favors for me and I've done favors for you.
This isn't something I want to like tit for tat.
I'm just talking about the, the, the pay wise.
It's it's kind of crazy.
It's kind of crazy that my conversation with you was almost immediately shut down.
You said you just like shut down.
Which conversation are we talking about now?
The Rays conversation.
Before I even gave you a number.
Before I even gave you a number, you just didn't want to hear it.
You didn't think that the expansion of this job, everything that it entails, had grown maybe by three times.
Maybe by three times.
I think when you first brought up the razors, because your wife told you to, and I believe it was... Because I don't think about money.
I don't think about money.
25 hours a week or something like that?
What time did you get into that?
It's any time you ask me to do something, no matter what time of day it is, it is.
It's like a fireman, he's on call.
It is.
I mean, if you'd like that to not be the case, then just don't ask me to do stuff after, but it's...
So anyway, I was totally fine with you getting money for the shows.
I guess you don't like the way I presented how you get money for shows?
Feel free not to come to Vegas, that's fine.
Won't make much of a difference.
And anyway, what I'm saying to the viewers here is the salary will be between 60 and 80 depending on your skills, but I don't want to train anyone.
So you have to know how to work the TriCaster and all that stuff.
You have to have had experience with it.
Don't just be a random dude.
Um, also in the fun news... I've listened to this a hundred times.
The first time I heard it, I heard Barbie.
And now I can't stop hearing fuck.
It's one of those ear tricks.
And then once you hear fuck, you can't unhear Barbie.
I maybe ruined it by telling you the word fuck.
But, uh, play the tape.
The bird which is the bilegal That's not the tape.
This should be a... Alright, is this some sort of... Is he saying Barb?
There are Dablin Dablin! - Woo! - It wrongs! - All right, is this some sort of-- - Not for vintage! - It's okay, all right, go ahead.
Where's the panel care?
There are Dablin Dablin! - Woo! - It wrongs! - Oh, Barb!
Not for vintage! - It's okay.
All right, go ahead.
Where's the panel care?
There are Dablin Dablin! - Is he saying Barb?
Blow it up a bit? - All right, go ahead.
Where's the panel care?
There are Dablin Dablin! - Woo! - It wrongs!
Barb!
Fuck!
Barb!
Play it again?
- Okay, where's the panel chair?
There are guys in the desert.
- Ooh, drums! - I'm no longer hearing Barb at all.
Barb!
Fuck!
Barb!
Play it again?
I can't decipher this. - It's not for vintage! - It's okay, all right, go ahead.
Where's the panel chair?
- Oh, fuck, that's more vintage! - Wait, now I hear fuck beyond a shadow of a doubt.
I don't hear any Barb anymore.
- Oh, fuck, that's more vintage! - I'm hearing a cup.
Anyway, it's very possible that someone said fuck on a Barbie cartoon.
I like this video I saw of someone they said I told my dad this was the new Barbie movie and they put on that whatever it is it's like a Netflix TV show or something and the dad was trying to figure out why the fuck everyone's been talking about Barbie non-stop when it's this shitty cartoon.
Another silly little intro piece.
Maria Bramford, I guess her name is?
She genuinely has mental illness, it's clear.
And for all the people faking about mental illness, you see someone like her, and we've been following her for a long time, and you go, that's someone who's genuinely fucked in the head.
And it's the kind of fucked in the head where you go, shit, that sucks, I hope she gets better.
Like having MS or something, or muscular dystrophy.
Neil Brennan, on the other hand, is full of shit.
His gay-ass comedy special he did where he had three mics, remember that one?
One is the cool Neil Brennan who knows celebrities, the other is the depressed guy who's coping with depression.
And the whole like being a grown man and saying you're depressed it's embarrassing you're not even supposed to have a self So who has time to be depressed?
It's being depressed when you're a grown man with kids is like having a rash like you look at it and go Oh, there's a rash there.
Yeah, you don't show your rash to people and do a fucking stand-up special about your rash You just ignore it and hope it goes away so this is Uh, what do they call that?
Cultural appropriation?
This is mental retardation appropriation.
As Neil Brennan here says, puts himself in her boat and says, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean, man.
Holy shit.
Well, play it and you'll see.
I was going manic 2011.
I had a number of breakdowns.
My friend said, hey Maria, Remember when you said I should tell you if you start talking too fast and having a whole lot of shit ideas?
And I was like, yes.
And she goes, we should go to the hospital now.
No, are we still doing our Manic Shark Tank TV?
Shark Tank, but it's all people having manic episodes.
And they pitch crazy ideas to the sharks and like, no, no, no, don't answer.
No, it's the lower part of a mannequin, but it's, it's like, it's like the second person in your home because anyways, I don't, I don't have time to explain it.
It's above you guys, it's above you guys.
There's a different mannequin shark tank in Australia, I'll go right there.
They already, they want me, so I'll go.
Oh my god, that's a wonderful idea.
That'd be a great sketch.
So he's pretending, you can tell she has manic episodes.
He's pretending that I too have manic episodes.
And let's together, as people who have manic episodes, make fun of it.
That's the only way we can survive our mental illness.
Let's make fun of it and mock it in a Shark Tank sketch.
And you can even tell within that little blurb, when she comes up with the manic in lower half, that she's speaking from experience as a lunatic.
And he is such a fucking phony.
God, I hate that guy.
Speaking of phonies, I think this is real.
I think India is trying to tell us they landed on the moon with some shitty footage.
This is another Instagram reel.
India recently became the fourth country ever to land on the moon.
This footage is so real, so lifelike.
It's incredible.
I can't wait to show you how incredible it is.
Man, the technology that we use for space is just, it's unbelievable.
Take a look.
Who is here to encourage us and he is critically looking at the visuals.
Wait, after seeing RRR though, they're capable of much better than this.
It's being brought down from 800 meters.
It's got a lot of lights on it.
And we are nearing and approaching the lunar surface.
- What is this? - Space is... - Is that real?
I mean, when I say, is that real?
I obviously mean, is that the actual footage they tried to pass off as them landing on the moon?
I'm kind of having doubts about the moon, to be honest.
I don't know.
I didn't think I'd ever get here.
But, uh...
All the fucking lies keep piling up and the ineptitude keeps piling up and it makes you go back and retroactively go, what else were you full of shit about?
Like J6, all of this Joe Big stuff.
17 years for meandering into the Capitol and bragging about it on social media.
God forbid you should brag about something.
It makes me think, not only are these people evil, but they're fucking idiots.
So we know that Pearl Harbor was fake.
I'm totally on board with that.
As far as 9-11 goes, I believe that Bush knew something was up, and he was warned, and he thought, how bad can it be?
It might be good for business.
I don't believe the towers spontaneously blew up with thermite.
I do believe planes hit them.
But, and again, I'm guessing at this point, my guess is that when Bush saw that it was two planes into the towers, which I saw with my own fucking eyes, by the way, so don't go denying that, he went, whoa!
That's a lot more intense than I thought it was going to be.
All right, well, let's get to invading Iraq.
So check out this video about space that I would have laughed at, I don't know, five years ago?
One thing I really want your generation to embrace is that the Earth is a closed system.
We cannot leave the Earth.
I agree.
There's no place to go.
Today I'd like to bring to your attention a potential fraud on an enormous scale happening in your county.
There's now clear evidence of NASA using numerous methods to grossly mislead the public about astronauts being on the International Space Station.
During interior ISS scenes from NASA's own live feed, the use of wires, harnesses, green screens, and virtual reality have been detected to achieve the appearance of a weightless environment.
Examples of this include astronauts fading in and out of the screen.
That is kind of a weird way to leave, but couldn't that be the way the video captures it?
That blob, by the way, before that seemed like a... Green screen glitches?
Grabbing objects that aren't really there.
Pulling on invisible wires.
See, like, how much do you know that this is Bonafide footage that was released?
We're on TikTok.
And how do they make her hair like that?
Wouldn't it be easier to get in one of those B-52 bomber things that just plunges and shoot the video then?
then it would be totally flawless and they wouldn't have to fake it with wires.
I don't really get what that's evidence of.
I guess he's grabbing at a wire?
And even astronauts appearing out of thin air.
This begs the obvious question.
If they're really up there, why are they using Hollywood techniques to fake the footage?
Now unfortunately, I can't show you these clips in here today, but I will be sending them to you.
Moving on, during outside the International Space Station, during spacewalks, air bubbles have been recorded on numerous occasions.
How is it possible for air bubbles to be present in the vacuum of space?
I once questioned astronaut Scott Kelly about this phenomenon.
His body language and answers only created more questions.
In 2013, astronaut Luca Parmitano nearly drowned during a spacewalk.
Isn't it funny how all these people are lunatics if they're wrong and heroes if they're right?
... bubbles, helmets filling with water and drowning.
Are they in space or are they underwater?
Now what's really interesting is that they train for spacewalks in an underwater pool with a complete ISS replica.
Now, surely they aren't filming these spacewalks in an underwater pool and then editing them to appear if they're in space.
Because that sure would be something, wouldn't it?
I'm calling on the Brevard County Commissioners to open a full investigation into NASA's fraudulent practices and use of taxpayer dollars.
It costs NASA $3 billion per year to operate the ISS, and if they don't have a darn good explanation as to why they're faking these videos, But then there's also that woman who was shitting in the space station, because she wanted to go back.
And we know satellites exist, right?
We're not denying those.
I've got a lot of homework to do.
Fuck.
I wish everyone would just be honest, and then I wouldn't have to go double-check their homework.
Also in the silly news...
Some woman is mad and she's a fucking lesbian freakazoid.
She's mad that this guy is reading from the curriculum because her kid is at the town hall and her kid can hear this porn.
A, that's the whole point of it.
We're showing you the kind of filth that they put in schools.
And B, why'd you bring your kid to this town hall?
I mean, we don't have to get into the fact that she has fangs tattooed on her forehead.
What a loony!
Definitely raped as a kid.
Guys, don't rape children.
They grow into this.
I don't want these removed.
We all want these books removed.
Do you need a hug too?
Yes, I would love to have a hug.
Do you have any questions?
Do you need something?
I have a lot of questions.
Because my child never heard any of this stuff that you were reading her and your group was reading her.
I haven't read it yet, but I'm going to.
Until we were in here.
I have a lot to read.
I'm going to read.
You know something?
So then you're okay with... You are okay with reading this material to a 13 year old little girl?
Look at her.
You are okay with this.
You circumvent the actual due process to come in here and read this stuff aloud to my child?
Is that what you're okay with?
You literally just said you're going to read more explicit material to my child.
I never had an issue with the material.
I have an issue with you coming in here and verbalizing it to my child.
That makes you a bunch of fucking weirdos.
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
Revolution.
Yeah, Revolution.
You calling me weird?
Have you not looked at your face in a long time?
Oh, that sheriff's gonna come in handy.
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All right.
Let's get back to the silly news.
Talked to Mercedes Carrera this morning, which angers some people.
I think she's guilty.
She's contemplating suicide.
She's been in there for four and a half years awaiting trial for a crime she did not commit.
She said that she's in the jail the other day and she's watching Wild N Out.
starring Nick Cannon and She goes I had no idea American culture was so disgusting and I deeply regret Doing porn and contributing to this.
She's becoming evangelical in there.
She's becoming a born-again and she hates porn now and She she said I never I made porn and it was it was so almost wholesome she goes I'd go in I do my scene and then I would come home and drink tea and listen to classical music and read books I didn't watch TV
I didn't watch porn and I never had to associate with people who watch porn and now she's in jail with pornographers and she's realizing that this culture this trash culture that she contributed to is horrific garbage Like this is constantly on in the main area of her jail, San Bernardino.
What's it called again?
Oh, Ryan, can you add her website freemercedescarrera.com to the end cards?
When we show how to write for her?
She's got a donate thing there.
I don't think it's raised any money at all.
It's a tough sell.
Mercedes case, Melinda Smith.
All right, to get a little more serious here before we play hardball and we get to my pet Biden, I think I'll do the green screen before my pet Biden then cut you guys off there.
This fucking Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL.
The thing I find most fascinating about the SPLC and the ADL is that people still cite them.
We tend to assume that we're all on the same page and what we see as a laughingstock everyone agrees with, like Joe Biden.
I just assume everyone else sees that he's a freak.
Are there people who like Fetterman and don't see him as a Cro-Magnon tard?
Okay, I'm shocked.
The ADL began defending a Jewish guy who raped and murdered a young girl.
I guess they got over that reputation for a while.
This new dude, Jonathan Greenblatt, is a fucking nightmare and he is a white farmer holocaust denier.
There was a holocaust of white farmers.
We're in the second wave of it in South Africa where the media are tripping over themselves to deny it too.
It's become very mainstream to deny it.
They go, it's only 74.
And that number includes like farmhands who were murdered and people who were visiting.
It includes them.
So it's just a, it's an irrelevant number.
And they totally ignore Rhodesia, right?
The Zimbabwean revolution run by Mugabe, where 30,000 people died, where every single white farmer was killed.
Ended.
And the country went into insurmountable poverty.
Elephants that look like used condoms lying on the road like just complete devastation They had a I don't know if they still do they had a trillion dollar bill a cheeseburger was 14 million dollars That's the nice part.
That's not Including I'm not giving you the details of the murders of the white farmers who were murdered for having white farms and in South Africa the justification is well you stole our land and No, this was nomadic shitland.
There was tumbleweeds.
No one was on it.
The Zulus were nomadic.
We didn't kick any tribes out, we.
The Boers didn't kick any tribes out.
But they're being punished for that.
And not only... Let's just say it's only a hundred deaths.
A hundred white farmers killed.
The sadism of the deaths is shocking, and if it was white-on-black crime, oh my god, there'd be so many catchy songs about it in the pop charts.
Jonathan Greenblatt, the CEO of the ADL, is of the position that the very real attacks on white farmers in South Africa are baseless claims by right-wing extremists, particularly white supremacists.
So if you don't want your 10-year-old son boiled alive, And the way that was done, by the way, is they put him in a vat, a big tub, and then they would boil water on the stove and go over and pour it.
It's very hard to boil water that can contain a child.
Or the old lady who was nailed to the floor with a nail gun.
I mean, I would look up these cases with some trepidation because the sadism is stunning.
These horrific, targeted, disturbing, and near-daily attacks are something Elon Musk has amplified and asked the South African government to address.
I hate when South Africans don't acknowledge this.
I'm so glad Elon did.
Like Charlize Theron and Dave Matthews.
They're just happy to be out of there.
No talk of it.
I don't know how involved Jonathan Greenblatt will be in these decisions, but the writing is on the wall, and I worry that if he has too much power and influence, we won't be able to expose what is going on in South Africa much longer than next, given Jonathan Greenblatt's opinion that the discussion of mass killings of white farmers in South Africa will given Jonathan Greenblatt's opinion that the discussion of mass killings of white farmers in Yeah, that's a good point.
He thinks it's a lie, right?
And it's done by white supremacists.
When you're coming up with what must be censored, that's got to be at the top of the page.
White supremacist lies.
Even to me, that sounds good.
Like, oh yeah, I don't like those white supremacist lies.
What about reporting on dead farmers?
Oh, that's the same thing, apparently.
So if you click on that thing, that picture, I think he's talking about how he had a great meeting today.
Or maybe go down.
What's she commenting on?
Yeah, there it is.
I appreciated her reaching out.
productive discussion with Lyndiah X yesterday at X, what works and what doesn't, and where it needs to go to address hate effectively on the platform.
I appreciated her reaching out.
Great.
Awesome.
Women in positions of power.
What do they do?
They go to the ADL and the SPLC.
You know who would do that?
A 10-year-old, a 12-year-old, a 13-year-old.
If you said, you're in charge of X. They go, okay.
Who's like the top hate monitoring guys?
Oh, that's the ADL and the SPLC.
Okay, I guess get them.
Not, are they credible?
Are they white farmer genocide deniers?
White farmer Holocaust deniers?
Is it because they don't like anyone encroaching on their holocaust?
Is that the beef here?
Like I've noticed the Armenian genocide isn't allowed to be called a holocaust.
Click on those those pictures though.
Let me see those.
The guy's fucking evil.
ADL is focused on fighting the surge of global anti-semitism, but we have observed the recent debate over the song Kill the Boar.
It's a historic protest song that called for the dismantlement of the racist apartheid system.
Its crude lyrics could be interpreted as a call for violence.
Kill the boar, shoot to kill.
You might interpret that negatively as a call for violence.
These are the ones who talk about gaslighting and how it's systemic and how racism is floating through the ether and you just can't see it.
Yet when the other side says kill the boar about whites, well...
It could be interpreted as a call for violence.
What a fucking cunt this guy is.
What's next?
Is there another picture there?
Such rhetoric can prompt real-world consequences, which it did.
After What's-His-Name sang that song to, I think, 200,000 people, there was like four farmers killed that week.
This is true in the physical world.
This is true on social media, including X. It has no place.
Okay.
At the same time... Okay, so he's willing to ban the song, Kill the Boar.
Wow.
However, baseless claims of white genocide have been made by right-wing extremists in the U.S., particularly white supremacists, for years.
Such wild charges have been used to excuse hate, to justify harassment, and... What do you mean, harassment?
What are you talking about?
These white farmers are harassing blacks in the streets of fuckin' Cape Town?
It's all just low IQ fucking garbage, isn't it?
At the end of the day.
Um... Alright, let's do... Oh, shit!
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All right.
I think it's time to put the replacements up against Van Halen and Rolling Stones in our Battle of the Bands.
I think it's time to put the replacements up against Van Halen and Rolling Stones in our Battle of the Bands.
Take it away.
Take it away.
Who the hell's one, everybody?
Rolling Stones did very well in this competition, but they had 30 years, was it?
20 years to make good songs.
They gave us something like 22.
Van Halen had a mere six years, and they beat them at a rate of 1.7 per year, I believe.
The replacements Not every song was a hit in the pop charts, but pretty much every song in the pop charts is a piece of shit, so we're not using that as a metric.
I'm going to play you the songs, and you can decide if I'm right or wrong.
I doubt very much you'll listen to any of these songs and go, that doesn't deserve to be on the list.
Though I've kicked out some amazing jams.
Like the Replacements entire first record I could have put on, but what I did was I listed it and then I listened to it with new ears and was very critical and went, is that that memorable?
Like does it get stuck in your head?
And I killed a lot of my darlings for this list.
So, The Replacements from Minneapolis, Paul Westerberg and the boys, they were really into punk when they first met, so their first album is pretty much your basic hardcore.
They didn't call it hardcore, they just called it fast music.
The Replacements and Husker Du were basically the definitive midwestern punk bands, hardcore bands.
The level of talent of all of these musicians is astounding.
From all of Husker Du to all of the replacements.
It was Tommy Stinson on drums.
I think he was 13 at the time.
Maybe he was on bass.
And Bob Stinson on guitar.
Severe alcoholics during all this time.
In fact, I stopped the list with Pleased to Meet Me in 1987.
And it was around then they were starting to get control of their drinking.
And the music wasn't as good.
Bob Stinson, the guitarist, I hope he was the guitarist, he didn't like it when they became more poppy, which is inevitable when you're in a good band that can play their instruments.
And after them giving him a few fast songs, he eventually quit the band and he was in a band called Shotgun Rationale.
And they opened for... Anoshunuk opened for them once, and I was really excited to meet Bob Stinson.
He didn't show up.
He was stuck at the border because when they got to the Canadian border, we were opening for him in Ottawa, he got out of the van and started pissing on the border guard-like little booth there, which does not get you into the country.
Bad move, Bob.
And they'd hired a guy to sit with Bob and make sure he doesn't get so shit-faced that he pisses on the border guard.
So that guy promptly lost his job.
Alright, so.
First album, Sorry Ma Forgot to Take Out the Trash, 1981.
Taking a ride.
So sloppy.
So sloppy.
Stay right there, go no further.
Don't get a doctor, don't get my mother.
Mother.
Stupid, I walk down at the side.
Brilliant and perfect.
All right, I'm going to kick everyone out now.
Sorry, Freeloaders.
It was great having you.
I love you.
We'll see what happens with Ryan.
Send your resumes to mailbag at censored.tv.
I can't believe you muted my microphone, making it strike three.
That was alarming.
There's no training involved.
You've got to be able to commute to the South Bronx every day, every day.
And we'll see how that works out.
So what are you going to do for shows until then?
Well, we'll just keep plugging along, I guess.
Yeah.
So we just got Elijah Schaffer, we got Drew Hernandez, lots of exciting new shows.
It's $10 a month.
We've got to raise it.
We'll never raise it to the people who are already subscribed, but to the newbies we're going to have to raise it.
But that's all the more reason to lock yourself in at 10 bucks a month now.
There's a promo code one month, gets you a month for free.
Lots of other goodies that are not rolling off the top of my head right now.
But yeah, it's a new show every day, tons of content every day, and it's your only way to feel sane in Clown World.
And I think, I would argue, it's the only place that does comedy with serious news.
Daily Wire and The Blaze, they got plenty of serious news.
I'm not chortling a lot with those shows.
So until next time, folks, I guess if you're a freeloader, you tune in, what, every Friday?