Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E265 - TOUGH GUYS (Part 1)

June 30, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E265 - TOUGH GUYS (Part 1)

Back from visiting hooligans on the lam, the G breaks down 10 things he’s learned about hard men. We also look at Queen, Sid Vicious, Paul Weller, Tim Pool, Emma Vigeland, Pit Bulls, and great dads.

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Kicking your can all over the place, singing, We will, we will rock you!
	We will, we will rock you!
	They keep promising to rock us in that song, and they don't really do it.
	They rocked a couple people.
	I think they actually rocked everybody.
	They putting the sponsors there, proudly displaying them.
	Yeah, there's a solo at the end, but not a big rock.
	I was not into rock as a young man because I was into punk, and you had to choose sides.
	It was like in the 70s, it was either rock or disco, and then punk came along and said, all that classic rock sucks.
	And I didn't notice that it rocks until I was like 33.
	Then I started discovering bands such as The Rolling Stones and a guy named Bruce Springsteen and learned they're good.
	So that was 1977.
	News of the World was the album.
	They released that as a B-side to We Are the Champions.
	And they were both smash hits, obviously.
	Radio stations would play both songs in a row.
	Because they're so weird, you can kind of get away with that.
	Like, that whole song is a cappella, basically, until the end.
	It says it's only two minutes.
	I don't think I've ever noticed that.
	Hmm.
	That's fucking short.
	It's a lot of teasing, not a lot of pleasing.
	Frank the Tank wrote a song to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire, which is Billy Joel, right?
	And it's called Mets Are a Dumpster Fire.
	They are always teasing.
	They are never pleasing.
	You know, they just came out with, you know, you probably know the Fallout Boys.
	They just came out with one.
	No, I did not know that.
	Did you know that?
	Everybody's talking about it.
	Talking about what?
	I think the first lines are Harry Potter, Twilight, something, something.
	It just came out a day ago.
	No, two days ago, I guess.
	Ew.
	Or Dago.
	Let's hear it.
	We didn't start the fire.
	Alright, we want the lyrics.
	What a useless, dumb cover.
	Well, I guess it has updated references, right?
	So let's see what they do with it.
	Maybe they'll mention you.
	Gavin Tommy Alex Jones.
	This is so crowded, code on microphone, yelling at his pregnant wife in Daimland.
	Now is gone.
	It's like, wow, damn, he really knows the drama.
	Ew!
	Shut up.
	I heard they made George Floyd rhyme with Metroid, which is a video game.
	This is like AI would probably do a better job with this.
	Now you got to find Frank the Tank.
	Look up Barstool Sports, Frank the Tank, Met's song.
	Dumpster Fire, maybe.
	It's not good.
	Like, he didn't finish it.
	At least Follow Boy finished theirs.
	He's just barfing out verses that he hasn't practiced.
	Stop playing that Follow Boy one.
	It's putting me in a bad mood.
	This is weird that you bring it up and it's like one of the most newest things out there.
	Well, maybe that's why Frank did it?
	I don't know.
	Frank's song is like three days old.
	Let's see.
	Frank the Tank Met song Dumpster.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Interesting.
	That didn't come up.
	Wait, wait, was that it?
	Yeah, I think it was.
	Oh, okay.
	Man, it's our dumpster file.
	This is 30 minutes.
	At the Barstool Sports Store.
	Oh, this is like a whole episode.
	Aw, man.
	They don't know how to tag their shit?
	I thought they were.
	Oh, here we go.
	Frank the Tank.
	No, that was three years ago.
	Okay.
	Not helping?
	Kill the momentum of the show.
	You sure it's not.
	I found it in one second when I looked it up.
	Let me try.
	Frank the Tank, right?
	Yes?
	Let me go.
	Mets, dump, stir.
	I'm going to be so mad if this comes up.
	Well, you're searching a different map than I am.
	That doesn't matter.
	You should be smart enough.
	Found it.
	What did you type?
	I just found it.
	How long did that take me?
	No, I typed in Met's Dumpster Fire Tank.
	No, Mets Dumpster Fire Frank.
	And it's the second one.
	It's a TikTok.
	Apparently it's two weeks ago.
	You're searching only in YouTube?
	Yeah.
	Because that's where videos and songs go.
	No.
	Well, you're defending your position after fucking up.
	That's amazing.
	You saw me typing that in YouTube.
	That's not an excuse either.
	When you're looking for a video, you go in all of Google everything.
	YouTube only has some videos, as you just learned the hard way.
	And you're like, I went there because it's where the videos are.
	After the video he's looking for wasn't there.
	It's the top one.
	Dwight Gooden on Cocaine, Mrs. World Series parade.
	Greg Jeffries is a Lenny Dykser is traded.
	Keith and Carrie go away.
	Strawberry goes to LA.
	The Mets are a dumpster fire.
	They are always teasing.
	They are never pleasing.
	The Mets are a dumpster fire.
	They are always teasing.
	They are never pleasing.
	Let's see how bad this is.
	What's the 0708 collapses?
	How'd you work that in there?
	Flavor the song.
	Yeah, okay.
	Let's get that.
	Give me that one.
	All right.
	Carlos Beltran watches strike three.
	2007 collapse.
	Shea Stadium goes bye-bye.
	Mets go down the slide.
	The Mets are a dumpster.
	What?
	That's not the way this song goes, Frank.
	They are never pleasing.
	The Mets are a dumpster.
	Back to Queen, though.
	So, if you were into punk, you hated rock, classic rock.
	We called them the dinosaurs.
	And there was this rivalry going on back in the 70s, and the sex pistols were a big part of that.
	And they were recording in the studio once.
	And Freddy Mercury had said, my goal, with his weird teeth, my goal is to bring opera to the masses.
	So Sid is drunk in the studio, and he comes stumbling in, laughing at Freddie Mercury, and he goes, how you doing?
	You all right?
	Well, the way you do Sid Vicious is you exhale.
	Hi, how's it going, Freddy?
	How you've been.
	How's bringing opera to the masses going?
	And that's funny.
	And then he laughed at him and walked away, probably spilled his beer.
	But when Queen tells a story, they make themselves the winners.
	They did a good job.
	So check out their version of that story.
	Sid came in.
	Sid was a moron, you know, he was an idiot.
	And he called into the room, have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses yet?
	Opera.
	I called Sid vicious and called him Simon Ferocious or something, and he didn't like it at all.
	I said, what are you going to do about it?
	Fred went up and took him by the lapels and pushed him out the door.
	He hated the fact that I could even speak like that.
	Right.
	Then, so we went.
	I think we survived that test.
	Wow.
	You're tough, Freddy.
	That's a gay nerd retelling a story.
	My favorite Sid Vicious story, of course, is when he assumed Paul Weller was a wimp because he wore a suit.
	It's only true in my case.
	And he went over to him and he went to kick his ass.
	Paul Weller grew up in a boxing gym.
	His dad was a professional fighter.
	So it didn't go well for Sid.
	Here's someone talking about it.
	At least Freddy Mercury didn't die because of his addiction to his gross vices.
	Yeah.
	Like gay sex.
	Go to 11B.
	That's Sid Vices' bodyguard back when they were really blowing up.
	So we're sitting in the speakeasy and Paul Weller's coming in with his wife.
	Now if Sid had just waited a second and asked me, I would have told him.
	But Paul Weller can well look after himself.
	His dad, John, was an Xbox and all that.
	Sid's gone out like a lunatic with the boots flying.
	Paul Wellers cracked him a few punches, but he had a glass in his hand at the time, Paul.
	And it cut Sid on the face.
	There was a bit of screaming.
	I jumped in between them and Sid's there.
	He's cut.
	He's got a glass in his face.
	And Paul and his wife on Justin Ray apologised to him and they went off.
	And I said to Sid, why did you attack him like that?
	He said, because he said that we nipped in the city and to end holidays in the sun.
	I said, well, you did.
	Did you catch that?
	He said, Paul Weller was mad at the sex pistols for stealing the beginning of In the City, which is And he said, you stole that riff from In the City for Holidays in the Sun.
	And then Sid's outraged and his buddy goes, but you did, Sid.
	You did steal that riff.
	The reason I chose We Will Rock You is because Ryan's gone solely.
	He's still with the band, what are they called?
	Hollowed.
	Hollowed.
	He's still with Hollowed, but he's doing some solo stuff.
	And for all the shit I give him, every time I tease him about his taste in music, his solo shit is pretty good.
	just covering classic rock songs like he does we will rock you You nailed it.
	That's better than the original.
	How did you what's with your boots?
	First of all, I'd like to say that JFK Jr.
	RFK Jr.
	RFK, sorry.
	Bless you.
	I'd like to say that that's definitely not Ryan Catsuper.
	I mean, if you look at the hair, the hairline's completely different.
	He doesn't have a sort of mullety sort of.
	Yeah, I guess it's an older video from before his haircut.
	I'm pretty sure it's right.
	He did, have you ever seen The Rain by Creedon's Clearwater Revival?
	And he nailed that perfectly, too.
	You don't even bother learning the lyrics?
	I don't even think that's in Spanish.
	music
	Anyway, great work.
	Yeah, yeah, looking at the footage of that and seeing all the footage of Ryan Ketzer, I don't think that's the same person at all.
	I gotta say, RFK, you got a lot of balls to say you're gonna be president with that voice.
	Well, you know, it's kind of like a reset, right?
	Because everything is fast-paced in politics.
	But if you watch my town hall, it kind of like resets your attention span.
	And, you know, a lot of TikTok crowding is not going to like that, but it makes you listen and actually, you know, wait for a good response.
	Like, for example, like if you hear me say, for example, you know you're in for another five minutes or so.
	I like that you're anti-CIA and you're anti-big pharma and you want to drain the swamp.
	That's cool.
	But you have some other shit that's weird.
	Like all this, they have a cure for cancer, but they're hiding it and there is a machine, one of the Odyssey, that can generate The energy of the universe can harness the energy from the universe and just push it out.
	That's like African retard stuff.
	Okay, well, I mean, hear me out on this.
	None of those ideas would be put in a law.
	I'm not going to make a law that says you have to believe that there's a cancer-fighting machine.
	I'm just saying that you have to have clinical double-blind trials of vaccines before you, I mean, pump a kid full of her.
	All right.
	JumpMedic.
	That's one of our sponsors.
	They want you to, Ryan, if did you read the email?
	Yeah, I have to show the grab bag part.
	Yeah.
	Ryan's obviously not here today.
	Okay.
	Well, RFK, can you make sure you focus on the bag build?
	Sure.
	JumpMedic is the first and only company that lets you customize your own first aid kit.
	If you watched Get Off My Lawn over the last several months, you've seen me open up the JumpMedic bag.
	We have it right here, folks.
	Very simple.
	You just pull it down like that.
	Boom.
	It's ready to rock.
	And you've seen the nearly 10 pounds of first aid equipment that comes with it.
	Having the Jump Medic bag really gives you peace of mind.
	But wait, there's more.
	JumpMedic has a build a bag feature.
	Just go to jumpmedic.com slash bag build and select what you want from their convenient drop-down menu.
	You can get one or more of their awesome pro or go bags, or you can skip the bags altogether and just stock up on first aid supplies to your heart's content.
	Hopefully Ryan Katsu-Rivera is on the Build a Bag page on the JumpMedic website.
	Oh, they put a little stop gap in there to make sure you did it right.
	They have more bandages than I even knew existed.
	Stethoscopes, blood pressure cuffs, shears, CPR masks, splits, basically everything but the kitchen sink.
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	You won't even have to think about it.
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	Or if you don't think Ryan sucks, you could also enter GavinSucks.
	By this time next week, we will determine once and for all who sucks.
	So if you think I suck, make that the promo code.
	If you think Ryan sucks, make that the promo code.
	And then next week, we'll notice that it was like 99 Ryan sucks and one Gavin sucks.
	99 loved Ryan Sucks.
	Promo code for jumping medic.
	Oh, that reminds me.
	This happened last time, dude.
	When I print out the notes, it prints out this very realistic looking drop of water.
	Do you ever see that?
	Are you kidding?
	No.
	Go to the Nita Fashions page while we're here.
	I've yet to wear my new suit to the show.
	Why?
	I ought to.
	I feel very protective over it.
	I wanna save it for like a night, And I don't want to ruin those original creases.
	I want to save it for a nice occasion.
	Doesn't it come out the bag just pressed?
	Nice?
	Well, I have to iron it because it's folded.
	And the shirts, when you get them in the, the cuffs are folded.
	So you got to, what I do is I open them up wide, and then with an iron, I go back and forth to take out the fold on them.
	I never got to go.
	So check the schedule.
	Schedule.
	Schedule.
	Okay, so what are we...
	Uh-oh, we already missed that.
	So they're in New Jersey right now at the Hilton Short Hills Hotel until Canada Day.
	And then they're back in NYC.
	I'm going to pay them a visit and get a couple shirts.
	So they were in New Jersey starting yesterday, and they're going to be there till July 1st, right?
	When is that?
	Until Monday.
	And then they're over to New York City.
	Oh, wow.
	They're going to be here July 3rd.
	Oh.
	So they'll be here for July 4th.
	We can hang out together.
	So 3rd, 4th, 5th, that whole week, all of next week, they're here in New York.
	And then they're in Chicago July 9th.
	This is all on their website.
	Then they're in Atlanta, West Palm Beach, Florida.
	Oh, the same time we're doing our comedy shows.
	You're kidding.
	Awesome.
	And the Hilton West Palm Beach Hotel.
	Wait, that's amazing.
	Why is that amazing?
	What a coincidence.
	Shut up.
	But you know what?
	There's other things going on.
	There's some AFPAC, secret AFPAC thing going on.
	Oh, yeah.
	And also a turning point thing or something.
	All in that one area, all in that one time.
	Hmm.
	Maybe we'll get more people to our show.
	I don't think tickets are selling very well.
	They usually don't until like the week.
	The marathon did well, though.
	We sold out Austin.
	Yeah.
	And we don't have the footage.
	Yeah.
	Because the venue fucked up.
	And they recorded the wrong thing.
	And it was probably the best set I've ever done.
	And this is the first time we use those bags where you lock them up and you can't use your phone.
	Yep.
	Hey, guys, you got to see it.
	You got to see it live.
	We have a blast with the people after the show, too.
	You're going to not want to see it.
	We had Alex Jones come on.
	I did an Alex Jones imitation, and then Alex Jones turned out to be the imitation.
	Gone.
	There was a lot of N-words in the set.
	I'm thinking maybe they fucked it up on purpose.
	But not in the crowd.
	What?
	But not in the crowd.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	There's plenty of everything.
	Because when you say jokes with the N-word in them, their logo is behind you.
	So it looks like they endorse it.
	Look at that.
	Jump medic bag ready to go in seconds.
	It's racist not to endorse N-words.
	Okay, back to the news.
	These are the ones still to go.
	So I heard Tim Poole murdered a woman, metaphorically.
	There was a chick from that Sam Cedar show with his little fucking funny eyebrows.
	I'm just a little Jew.
	And it was trending on Twitter.
	It was like, Tim Poole destroyed Tim Poole.
	woman just ate him alive.
	And then I then I look it up and it looks like he's just The Twitter verse, which is mostly liberal, was gloating about how this girl from Sam Cedars' show destroyed Tim Poole.
	That's the general takeaway on Twitter.
	So I thought, oh, I got to see this.
	Then I watch it, and it's like, I see Tim Poole eviscerating this woman.
	And I realize we're so, I've said this million times, we're so divorced.
	It's the black and gold dress.
	Some people see it as blue and yellow, some people see it as black and gold.
	We can look at the same debate and we're both cheering because we won.
	You don't see that in sports very often.
	So I think she had said that one of the shooters was following Tim Poole.
	Some mass shooter watched Timcast, which is a dumb thing to say.
	Did he also drink Budweiser?
	Is Budweiser responsible?
	So they say that he influenced him.
	But then Tim goes, but this mass shooter was watching your show.
	So don't you win the debate if you point that out?
	Right.
	Doing it on purpose for yourself.
	And it's not a political argument.
	You're like, he watched an episode of her show.
	I'm sorry, of his show.
	There was that one guy who posted Sam Cedar a whole bunch, remember?
	The guy who killed all those people at the bar in Ohio?
	I don't remember that case specifically.
	Why did that guy watch Sam Cedar so much?
	Why do you guys appeal to mass shooters?
	Why do mass shooters talk about Sam Cedar being so inspirational to them?
	Why did Gavin Long?
	Why is Emma Vigeland inspiring mass shooters?
	Why did Gavin Long?
	Are you okay with porn being shown to children?
	Why does it sound like you keep saying, why did Gavin?
	I think he's saying, why did Gavin Long?
	Look, if you want to play a game of nonsense statements for political brownie points, feel free to do so.
	But I'll say it again.
	Sam, I didn't mean to upset you.
	This is exactly why Sam is not welcome on my show.
	But it's not something that I just one day was like, you know what?
	No, it's because I had serious conversations with networks and other high-profile individuals, and I love it.
	That's their business.
	But I absolutely love how the response is, they're scared of Sam.
	It's like, no, they despise him.
	He's a bad faith actor who does exactly what you just did.
	We're having a conversation about scientific research, data, my position on what I like about DeSandis, and then you go, your show's freaking neo-Nazis.
	It's like, okay, dude, are you stupid?
	I'm just stating facts.
	Okay, this is like lowbrow.
	This is why you guys have 170 Dave Rubin videos.
	Do you think the average person cares about Dave Rubin?
	No, but you guys get clicks by doing it.
	Hey, how about you guys run a video about how Tim Poole got into an argument with a pro-lifer about how he's in favor of pro-choice policy?
	You didn't run that, did you?
	Because you guys are grifters.
	This is what you do.
	I can invite you on for a real conversation, and what do you do?
	You turn out Nazis.
	This is why you guys don't get invited places.
	Because you're not having real conversations.
	I don't really care about getting invited places.
	Holy moly.
	I mean, you cannot be.
	That's dishonest.
	You cannot be this deluded.
	Isn't that, that looked like Tim Poole was winning to me.
	Yeah.
	And it was a petty thing to bring up.
	And that is actually a great example of what I'm talking about when I say we both look at the same thing and have totally different takeaways.
	To think Tim Poole is a Nazi because he discusses things with far-right people occasionally is retarded.
	And I've seen on Twitter people defending the position that Tim Poole is a Nazi by showing his guests.
	That's a new thing.
	Like in the old days, you would have someone on you disagree with.
	I had Richard Spencer on my old show and we argued with each other.
	I had Jason Kessler, the guy who organized Unite the Right, on my show.
	I screamed at him.
	We yelled at each other.
	He hung up on me.
	David Duke was on CNN.
	Richard Spencer was on ESPN.
	And then around, I would say 2010 around, the left realized they were losing all these debates with these villains like Jared Taylor and Peter Brimlow.
	And they said, okay, we can't do this anymore.
	We're looking like imbeciles.
	So now stop talking to them, stop debating them.
	And if anyone asks, say, you don't want to give fascists a platform.
	Yeah, that's what you say.
	So you would feel like you're condoning it if you had them on your show.
	Whether you win or lose the debate, you're giving them a platform.
	And that was, when that started, I went, it's like multiracial white supremacy.
	You just assume it's not going to take.
	It took.
	It gained traction.
	And now, as we just saw, it's just accepted as a fact.
	If you have far-right people on your show, whether you disagree with them or not, and whether you also have liberal stuff on your show is irrelevant.
	If you talk to these people, give them shit, tell them that their anti-Semitism is wrong, you're a Nazi.
	Let me just make that crystal clear.
	If you have Nick Fuentes on your show, this is the left's belief, and you rail against him and you point out problems with anti-Semitism and all that stuff, and you agree to disagree at the end, probably shake hands, you're a Nazi.
	That's how their fucking pea brains work.
	So that's why people saw that Tim Poole thing and the left thinks she did an awesome job.
	Yeah.
	It's crazy.
	Sam Cedar is a grifter.
	I remember I met him in like 2000 when he was doing that Air America or something.
	It was a leftist radio station with Janine Garofalo and him.
	And he was following David around, boring him to tears, talking about what a scam it is and how it's all a pyramid scheme and the money isn't there and it's all going to fall apart.
	But he was laughing like, we have this great scam going.
	And David was like, yeah, okay, I got to get some cheese.
	He's always been a fucking scumbag.
	Listen, man, I know you and me don't agree on everything.
	I think that's kind of what makes it fun, right?
	You have your opinions.
	I have mine.
	That's fine.
	We could always talk about it, you know?
	An open, fair conversation.
	But I appreciate you standing up for me, Gavin.
	And I appreciate you realizing that I crushed that girl.
	And then also, just because I wear a beanie doesn't mean I'm bald.
	Thank you for saying that.
	I appreciate that.
	Okay.
	Another thing, this isn't in the notes, but I saw the young Turks were talking about the Proud Boys demasking those FBI guys.
	Patriot Front.
	And the title of the episode is a question.
	Like, why did Proud Boys Patriot Front do something to Patriot?
	It's Ching Uger and Anna Kasparian.
	And it's their show.
	So when you're searching for that, search in all of Google, not just YouTube videos.
	And what are they going to say?
	Like, I saw one guy, maybe it was David Pachman, one of these like low-T fucking Canadian-style nerds who, you know, they think they're like so fair and tough, but fair and honest and looking at both sides and they're just loser nerds.
	But his anger was like, oh no, it was Krassenstein, I think.
	One of those morons.
	And he was saying, I guess they did that because they don't want to be associated with the far, far right, but you should know that both of their opinions are odious and they do not belong in civilized American society.
	What?
	So, in other words, they maybe aren't racist, but just keep hating them anyway, okay?
	Because they're just bad.
	All right.
	So, Chank Junger, Anti Kasparian, racist?
	I don't know the actual subject.
	I know that's what you wanted me to search them.
	But what's the subject of them?
	Proud boys, dude.
	Oh.
	T-Y-T proud boys.
	There's a million different things that you could have used to look this up.
	There we go.
	Get out of here.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	You just watched footage of a scuffle between the Proud Boys and the neo-Nazis within the Rose City Nationalists.
	That's a group in Oregon.
	And the scuffle took place in Oregon City, Oregon.
	The physical conflict took place in response to a Pride event in Oregon City.
	The neo-Nazis apparently wanted to join the Proud Boys in their anti-Pride protest.
	But as you can see from the footage, they were not welcome.
	Now, the question is why?
	Some might argue that the Proud Boys and this neo-Nazi group have a lot in common.
	Why would they engage in a scuffle?
	Well, the protest was said to have been organized in protest of the Oregon City Pride events taking place at 7th Street.
	A flyer for the event promised that special guests would be featured at various fun events during the day and evening held to celebrate the LGBTQ plus community.
	So that was what the Proud Boys and the Neo-Nazis were trying to protest.
	No, wrong.
	Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
	The Proud Boys were there because kids were involved.
	No one gives a shit about gays.
	They want us, and when I say us, I mean MAGA people, Proud Boys, Conservatives.
	They want us to be racist and homophobic so bad.
	It's so gay and it's so boring.
	Kids, all we care about.
	How long has Pride Parade been going on for?
	Probably since the 60s.
	Why weren't we at any of them before?
	Because you didn't involve kids.
	Now you've pulled your dicks out in front of kids.
	That bothers us.
	But the Proud Boys didn't want to get involved with the neo-Nazis.
	And I'm seeing arguments for different reasons, right?
	So some, honestly, mostly I'm noticing that.
	Something we're watching here, we're watching someone's retarded hypothesis melt down.
	I am firmly convinced that Proud Boys are Nazis.
	Oh, they beat up some Nazis.
	And then you can see them go, well, what?
	They always say stuff like, it's complicated.
	Right?
	What's happening over here?
	These middle-aged women who wanted to take part in this protest, they're saying, look, we want nothing to do with these neo-Nazis, okay?
	We have an issue with drag queens.
	We have an issue with these pride events, and that is what we're protesting.
	We don't like the optics of being associated with these neo-Nazis.
	We don't like these neo-Nazis.
	Get to the meat.
	We think they're creeps.
	I don't know why they think the Proud Boys are squeaky clean, but that is what I've been noticing with some of the commentary and some of the comments on social media.
	But then there's something else going on that I think is really, really fascinating, and it's this allegation that the neo-Nazis who were attempting to march alongside the Proud Boys were actually feds.
	And the argument is that they're masked up and they're trying to infiltrate these protests in order to get the Proud Boys into some trouble.
	One of those people who's pushing this narrative is Benny Johnson on Twitter.
	So he tweeted to play with toys.
	Like she's trying to figure out the world around her and we're watching it in real time.
	No substantive conclusions.
	Just like, this is what I saw.
	And I read some comments.
	You're telling me about your day on Twitter.
	What shit journalism.
	She's sitting on her ass.
	I'm on a plane to Spain to talk to Tommy Robinson about being on the lamb from the UK government.
	And she's saying, I read some comments on Twitter about something I know nothing about.
	Here's what she should have done and what a lefty should do is, so it seems that the Proud Boys are upset by kids being exposed to the Gay Pride Parade.
	But what percentage of gay pride is actual dancers with their dicks out and in front of kids?
	1%?
	Are we really that upset about 1%?
	Like, that's a liberal argument that she could have been making.
	But no, she says there's some dumb rumor that they're feds.
	It's not a rumor.
	It's been confirmed.
	I discussed it with Austin Peterson.
	It should be up by now.
	Do I want to subject myself to more of that?
	We should go behind the paywall soon.
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	Like there's this nun in the 1800s who saw hell, and she described it beautifully.
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	I'm not saying I should be a saint, but I was watching Ricky Gervais on some gay British talk show.
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	Stephen Merchant?
	Yeah, that's her.
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	We've learned to pick up on things.
	If you're not good at picking up on things, you don't know if someone wants to kill you or fuck you.
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	Now, but Gavin, it's 2023.
	He could just have a boyfriend.
	Maybe he does.
	He's got some girlfriend we don't hear about that just sits there.
	She could be a pal.
	Maybe she's a lesbian.
	Or maybe, and I think this might be the case with my uncle who's passed away.
	Sometimes people are born gay.
	This is just a guess, by the way.
	I have no evidence.
	And they're just like, eh, not for me.
	Like, they just don't like, they know they're not attracted to women at all, but they just aren't into like sucking on dicks and getting dicks up their bums and all that.
	It's just, ugh, no.
	I don't, maybe they're even too scared to be gay.
	They're scared of a penis up their butt.
	They're so gay they can't even be queer.
	They're such pussies they can't even be fags.
	I'm too much of a fag to be gay.
	Faggots?
	Suck a dick.
	Fucking homo.
	Man, that just perfect usage of profanity.
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	He niggered faggishly down retards.
	Yeah, that's not bad.
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	Sounds like someone's playing the bongos.
	Can you find that clip, maybe?
	Of Ricky Gervais?
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	It's like the set is really hokey, 1950s-ish.
	Like, there's a TV, and there's a stuffed animal, and there's lots of bric-a-brac around.
	They're sitting on a couch.
	Is it Graham Norton?
	No.
	Oh.
	I would have said Graham Norton if it was him.
	But yeah.
	Gay Play?
	That in Gay Play 12 years ago.
	No.
	Are you looking?
	What are you looking in?
	Chatty Man?
	Alan Carr?
	It's a show.
	Wait, click on that one with the purple background.
	Okay, not this one here.
	This one.
	That one.
	Adam the Chatty Man.
	Yeah.
	Well, this is a show.
	So that's obviously a queer.
	I'm sad I have the same lighting.
	Alan's queer.
	But the way he talks to this gay man...
	It's Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant!
	See if it happens to you too.
	Like he's pretending he doesn't know him or.
	No, he's just so.
	He's with one of his own.
	I would love a pink lady.
	Yeah, pink lady.
	Honestly.
	No.
	Pinky lady would be funny.
	There you go.
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	Is that for him?
	You've lost a lot of weight.
	Thank you.
	How have you done it?
	Tell me a secret.
	Steroids and AIDS.
	He can make that joke because he's gay.
	Yeah.
	It's like he's his co-host.
	Yeah.
	Did you see that?
	Like, what's this?
	Yeah, it looks like they were accidentally eavesdropping on a dinner party.
	Yeah, if you say we know the age troll.
	like Stephen Merchant, he's the straight friend.
	Stephen Merchant is being funny, but you can tell there's sort of this invisible wall where he's not really in love with him.
	It's a temperature thing.
	But look at this Gilda Radner giddy bitch laughing his fake mustache face off.
	From a glass of pink lady.
	Yeah, they're cutting in.
	They're cutting in.
	Lots of work, honey.
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	No, how really have you?
	Have you been eating healthfully?
	Yeah, I've been working out.
	I've been, yeah, trying to...
	Oh, here.
	I got fatter, steadily fatter, from about 29 to about 48.
	And I thought, it's never going to end.
	I'm going to burst.
	I keep going up.
	I did a graph.
	So I just thought, no, enough is enough.
	Oh, was you worried about his weight going?
	I was worried about him losing weight, if I'm honest, because I've always thought that the fatter he is, the funnier he is.
	And, you know, I've very much, you know, I've hitched my wagon to this point.
	But Ricky's with his lover.
	I'm not saying they're fucking, but I don't know.
	Did you notice that what he said didn't make the host guffaw?
	Like the way it made the other...
	Yes.
	Everything Ricky said has been open-mouthed ha-ha.
	It's like, you know what it is?
	It's like Stephen Merchant is a man, and then think of the other two as two women.
	So they all like each other's company.
	We like hanging out with women, but you can always tell there's a different relationship with the two ladies and then the guy.
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