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Live From New York
00:02:23
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| I feel it's fake. | |
| I know it's fake. | |
| I know I'm taking it. | |
| Yeah, I'm a dangerous one. | |
| I'm gonna make it. | |
| You shouldn't make it. | |
| You wanna make it? | |
| Cause you know what? | |
| Come on and find me a home. | |
| This new iPhone is such a stupid move. | |
| It's so big that when I sit down, it's like I have an iPad up my ass. | |
| Why did I upgrade? | |
| It's the quickest. | |
| It's the what? | |
| The quickest finding a title for the show I've ever heard. | |
| iPad Up My Ass. | |
| Sounds like a country song. | |
| I got an iPad Up My As. | |
| But seriously, do you have this one too? | |
| Yeah, it's fucking huge and I hate it. | |
| I was typing something on my wife's phone and I was like, this is way better than mine. | |
| Why did I get this thing? | |
| For more videos? | |
| When I'm on my motorcycle, I reach down because I get paranoid. | |
| It's going to fly out because it's half of it sticking out of my pocket. | |
| You know what it helps? | |
| Like recording videos or like if we were to rely on our iPhones for recording something out and about, you have a big screen so you can see what the fuck's going on and a better camera quality. | |
| Yeah, I guess we need it for work. | |
| That was Coach Party from the Isle of Wight, which is a tiny island in the south side of England. | |
| It's where the Victorians used to go. | |
| It's where the rich would go for like a little beach holiday. | |
| But then flights became cheap and now they go to Spain and all over the place. | |
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Build-a-Bag Feature
00:02:35
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| So now it's like it's just like a small town. | |
| Like pensioners live there. | |
| They're waiting to die. | |
| So it's weird that such a cool band would come out of a retirement home community. | |
| I think COVID was good for music. | |
| I think people sat in their rooms and learned their instruments. | |
| Because this band, I think, came out around 2019. | |
| And they're great. | |
| Lots of fun. | |
| This episode is brought to you by three sponsors. | |
| Four, really. | |
| Jump medic, Johnny Apple CBD, Purple Works Nutrition, and of course, Nita Fashions. | |
| I've been wearing all my new Nita Fashions suits this week. | |
| And I'm very happy with them. | |
| Look at this JumpMedic bag. | |
| You just, all you do is, there's an emergency, right? | |
| Uh-oh, I got to get all my supplies. | |
| Boom. | |
| It's opened up. | |
| JumpMedic is a fantastic company creating amazing first aid kits. | |
| Their JumpMedic Pro kit opens easily with a flat lay design. | |
| It contains a boatload of supplies, roughly nine pounds of supplies. | |
| Bandages, medications, medical instruments. | |
| It has everything. | |
| It even comes with a secondary go bag, which is extremely portable. | |
| That's your go bag. | |
| You know who always has a go bag? | |
| Maddie Odell. | |
| Bikers would have go bags because they're always wiping out and getting shot. | |
| But you should have it for your family for safety reasons. | |
| I just took this back for my wife. | |
| It was in the RV. | |
| She went to get my daughter from school and bring her back. | |
| And I liked having it in the car. | |
| What is a Land Rover? | |
| Is that an SUV? | |
| Yes. | |
| I believe so. | |
| I don't know why I said RV. | |
| But it would be crucial to have it in an RV. | |
| Jump Medic has developed an exciting new feature on their website. | |
| They've introduced a build-a-bag feature. | |
| First, you decide which bag you want. | |
| The bigger pro model, the smaller Go model. | |
| You don't have to get the big and the small. | |
| You can mix and match to your heart's content. | |
| Both are available in black or red. | |
| After you select your bag, simply go down the extensive list of supplies and enter the amount you want of each supply. | |
| It's 100% customizable. | |
| They have about a dozen different bandages you want of each supply. | |
| They have about a dozen different bandages. | |
| Just enter the number you want of each kind. | |
| All the equipment that comes in the Pro, you can add a la carte. | |
| It's quite the extensive list of supplies that you can see on their website. | |
| They also have a resupply subscription service for $99 a year. | |
| That's an extremely convenient way to stay stocked up on emergency supplies without ever having to think about it. | |
| The resupplies will show up at your door multiple times a year. | |