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June 9, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E263 - IPAD UP MY ASS (Part 1)

  On this partially free Friday show, we hit some classic segments, like My Pet Biden, Feminism, and War on Cops. Then move on to discuss the new season of "I Think You Should Leave", Kevin Hart's terrible movie "Night School", drunk Tara Reid, and childless women who have pet bees.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
I'm not hesitating, I'm gonna tell you everything that I think of you.
Come on and fight me, uh-huh.
I'll always get what I want.
You think you know me, uh-huh.
But baby, all I wanna do is hate.
I feel like fucking up all you've worked for.
I am untouchable, yeah, I'm a dangerous girl.
I'm gonna hate shit, you should embrace it.
You're meant to like it, because you live in the world.
Come on and fight me, uh-huh.
*Ding* This new iPhone is such a stupid move.
It's so big that when I sit down it's like I have an iPad up my ass.
Why did I upgrade?
It's the quickest... It's the what?
The quickest finding a title for the show I've ever heard.
iPad up my ass.
Sounds like a country song.
I got an iPad up my ass.
But seriously, do you have this one too?
Yeah.
It's fucking huge and I hate it.
I was typing something on my wife's phone and I was like, this is way better than mine.
Why did I get this thing?
For more video?
When I'm on my motorcycle, I reach down because I get paranoid it's going to fly out because half of it's sticking out of my pocket.
You know what it helps?
Recording videos.
If we were to rely on our iPhones for recording something out and about, you have a big screen so you can see what the fuck's going on and a better camera quality.
Yeah, I guess we need it for work.
That was Coach Party from the Isle of Wight.
Which is a tiny island in the south side of England.
It's where the Victorians used to go.
It's where the rich would go for like a little beach holiday.
But then flights became cheap and now they go to Spain and all over the place.
So now it's like, it's just like a small town.
Like pensioners live there.
They're waiting to die.
So it's weird that such a cool band would come out of a retirement home community.
I think COVID was good for music.
I think people sat in their rooms and learned their instruments.
Because this band, I think, came out around 2019.
And they're great.
Lots of fun.
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Dude, we gotta get a 3D camera.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Put it on like a tripod pole.
Why are you pulling that up?
Sneak peek.
Have the intro.
What's happening, Ryan?
There we go.
You have a pole in the middle of the room, or even hang it from the ceiling, because it has to be high up to get over this monitor, and then when we do the Cops and Robbers Show, which is every Thursday for all you non-paying people, they can... Maddy's talking, and if you're not fast enough to get over there with the camera, then they can just scooch over there themselves.
They can be like, I wonder what Ryan's doing?
If they just watch Maddy the whole time?
Then they're psychos.
Have you ever used it before?
The 3D cameras, no.
I've been, you know, like as a viewer.
No, I mean as a viewer.
Yes.
It's so cool.
You just look around the room, you can look at the ceiling.
And if you don't want to just move all around, you're laying on your back, you can just use your fingers to swipe around.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Look about, how much are they?
Look up 360 degree camera.
I always call them a 3D camera, which is a low IQ thing to say.
Where's my bloody pen, by the way?
Have you got a pen there?
Who's that?
How am I losing my bloody pens?
See, the GoPro Max I'm familiar with, that's probably about 400 bucks.
Let's see.
Oh, they say it's the King.
Okay, let's get the King.
We can afford 400 bucks.
Is it 400 bucks?
Most of the products are.
Yeah, it's 500.
Great.
No problem.
Let's do it.
That's a yes.
The problem is the...
The app and everything.
But maybe you could go to a different site, like Rumble, and then watch it there.
But then we'd have to make the Thursday show free.
Yeah.
Or what we could do is... We could do for a portion of the Thursday show.
Anyway, we're boring you with our work stuff.
I just saw Comrade Trip, my new favorite comedian.
God, he's great.
And he points out this problem that is going on in America since COVID.
And it's, are we going for a pound or a handshake?
Sometimes, you'll go for a pound, and the guy's against pounds.
He's like, no, no, I do handshakes.
You're like, oh, now, and you don't have a lot of time.
Now you gotta go like that.
I'm gonna put it where my pronouns are.
Instead of he, him, it's just gonna say pound.
I prefer the pound.
It's like boxing.
Everyone at the gym goes like that.
But you start like that.
He starts like this.
You see that.
And then he goes, oh, we're pounding.
At the same time, you're going, oh, we're shaking.
And then the worst thing in the world next to Mao's cultural revolution.
You hold on to his fist.
Yeah.
And then you go like that.
And the whole point of a handshake and a thing is a quick way, I think it goes back to like knowing a guy doesn't have a knife.
It goes back to that origin and just boom, bang.
Anyway, check out, I texted you this comrade trip.
Are you eating your KFC over there?
Oh no, I'm far finished with that.
Okay.
Cause I can hear napkin sounds.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
That's the only text I got from you.
Unless it's... Is it a couple back?
Oh, there we go, I got it.
Is it a couple back?
That's the only text I got from you.
Unless, of course, you're talking about a different one.
Yes.
It's the one that says, Comrade Trip.
Okay, uh... Alright, I'm gonna leave now.
Thank you.
I don't want to ruin it.
Okay, I'll shut up for a second.
Look at this.
Are you showing me everything?
And then he goes, uh, and then, oh, and then maybe we do a high five and then I don't know what to do.
And then, come on, can we pound?
Uh, can I touch you?
Okay, let's pound.
And then she just touches, pounds the top of his hand.
How bad is that?
I guess he sprained his wrist.
Oh.
He wants to relive the moment.
And have done it right.
It's sad.
Isn't it sad?
Yes.
Dude, I'm paralyzed without my my doohickeys.
OK, now show that I miss this Chadwick Moore thing about Tucker.
Who launched his show on Tuesday, 6 p.m., right when everyone was thinking, dude, I'm at the end of my rope here.
You got to do a fucking show because there's a number of things going on with Tucker.
One, just as a media person, you don't want to take a long break because people fall out of the habit of watching you.
If your restaurant isn't open, couples night stops being at that restaurant.
They go to another restaurant.
That's one thing.
Two, He's not your average newscaster.
This is not Brian Williams here.
It's not just a guy who reads the news.
He's one of the only voices of sanity in a world gone mad.
Yes, we know this show is sane, but we've got 25,000 people watching.
He had 4 million people watching.
Little bit more relevance.
By numbers.
And I'll never forget that bartender at Grand Central.
He goes, can you imagine how fucked we'd be without Tucker?
That doesn't mean I enjoy watching his news programs.
That means he's the only one telling the truth.
Out of the main guys.
And now, what is Fox?
Have you watched Fox recently?
Hell no.
Ugh.
It's just like, fill-ins.
And I don't dislike Brian Cavuto or any of those people, but it's just like, he was like the spearhead.
So this is Chadwick Moore talking about the book Tucker he just finished, which has great graphic design.
Hey guys, it's Chadwick Moore here.
I'm the author of a new biography about Tucker Carlson.
I've gotten to know the air by Fox.
And as some of you know, I was also a regular on his show, and I happened to be a guest on the final episode of the show, which was on April 21st.
I've also seen the monologue that Tucker planned to deliver on Monday, April 24th, before his show was abruptly taken off the air.
That monologue dealt with, among other things, investigations around January 6th, and particularly Ray Epps, the only person captured on video inciting people to violence at the Capitol that day, and allegedly an FBI informant, who still has not been arrested or charged.
Ironically, a good part of the monologue also dealt with the people and forces that are trying to silence him, like AOC and others in government.
It has now been reported that his firing was a condition demanded by Dominion as part of the settlement with Fox.
Although Dominion has denied this, my sources have intimate knowledge of the situation and they have assured me, even before this news leaked, that that is, in fact, the truth.
If that is true, it would mean that a small group of people who have a controlling interest in Dominion have managed to silence what is arguably the most important and influential conservative voice in the country, possibly until after the next presidential election.
Knowing Tucker as I do, I'm confident that he will not be silenced, as I'm sure all of you are as well.
Okay, blah blah blah.
That's just pretty interesting that there was a Ray Epps episode.
Go to the very end.
...about his history, his passion, or wherever books are sold.
There.
Move it away from me.
See, this is a big problem with the right.
Very few people have a good design sense.
Like Chadwick clearly does.
Lucian Wintrich does.
That Gio Bontempo Michael Lerner had good graphics.
But it's not common.
They don't care about aesthetics.
And as you can see here, we give a shit.
That's absolutely right, Kevin.
Oh, is that Chadwick?
No.
This is Bradwick.
I'm, uh, the evil Chadwick, if you will.
I just got hired at Fox News.
Fuck Tucker, by the way.
He sucks.
I wrote a book about the opposite of Tucker.
So you're the anti-Chadwick?
That's right.
Pussy's great.
Dick suck.
Okay.
Good to know.
Chadwick won't speak to me anymore because I fired him.
I'll speak to you.
That's why I'm on the show.
I didn't fire him because the news site that we had wasn't making any money.
So sorry.
He said he'll speak to me again if I apologize.
What?
We opened a cake store.
No one buys any cakes.
I shut down the cake store and now I gotta apologize?
You worked at a cake store for a bunch of money.
Anyway, that's gay, gay gossip about a gay man.
So I had a fun idea for today's show.
We have a tsunami of content every day.
I could easily do a 15 hour marathon every day.
And with so much to choose from, I honestly became kind of overwhelmed.
So we invented the Picker Wheel.
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Especially when we've only just begun.
We've got new shows coming.
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Have you, what did you get at KFC? - The spicy chicken sandwich. - And how is it?
Is it dry?
Actually a little bit.
Why?
How'd you know that?
I can just tell.
It is a little dry.
It should be dripping.
The beauty of a cheeseburger, no matter where you get it, there's like stuff falling.
But so often, chicken burgers, chicken sandwiches, they're just like the one at Popeyes, the one at McDonald's, the Kentucky Fried Chicken one.
They should be like that sauce they have.
Maybe that sauce is expensive.
And they like being stingy.
I want pickles in there.
Dude, a tomato goes a long way.
Honestly, the pickle gives you a proper amount of moisture for that bite.
And then that's it.
Yeah.
I would like pepperoncinis in there.
Banana peppers.
I would love a pepperoncinis.
You know what I do at Subway?
What do you do?
Actually, no.
Like Sebastian Maniscalco says, run it through the garden.
Italian BMT, six-inch Italian bread, all that meat provolone toasted, and then it's tomatoes, pickles, lettuce, banana peppers, jalapenos, That's about it, I think.
Did I say tomatoes?
No, olives.
Olives are too strong.
And then, honey mustard, mayo.
They're light mayos, the same as their real mayo, by the way.
And then, you've already got a lot of salt with those meats, so just pepper.
And then, oil and vinegar.
So, the mayo, the mustard, the oil and vinegar, the thing is sopping.
Like, you gotta eat it fast.
You want a juicy burger.
I mean, you want a juicy sandwich.
You need a juicy sandwich.
Okay, so this is what we're going to do for today's show.
We're going to spin the wheel.
I want to get, uh, Baby Monsters to call in and tell me what to report on next.
So these are our segments.
You can see, wait a minute.
There's two My Pet Bidens, bro.
Can you, can you edit it?
Yeah, you can go to the original file and it'll give you the option to delete.
Okay, let's get this button out of here.
It's gonna take you like 10 minutes.
I know.
This isn't bothering me, by the way.
Not homosexuals, but having it represent 50% of the show.
Welcome to the 50% Gaze Show!
How are we doing, slowest man alive?
Apparently I don't have the rights to edit it.
Did you sign up or something?
Nope.
Huh.
I don't believe you.
When I go to edit it just says yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
It like completely uh... It strips back to the original format?
It strips back.
That's a good way to put it.
I don't... I think you're doing something wrong.
Could be.
But look.
Like I send you things and you... And then it says back to your wheel.
So I'm gonna click that.
Back to my wheel please.
What?
All right, well we have twice the My Pet Biden for today.
That's fine.
He's worth it.
He is.
All right, so let's spin the wheel.
Did you get that cool sound effect set up?
I did.
Okay.
And here we... I'm gonna make a physical one of these.
That'll be fun.
Here we go.
You can just get this anywhere on the net.
Opening song.
Okay.
That's a fun one.
So we chose Coach Party, but we could have chosen a different one.
For example, I almost picked this little number.
Um, it's called, do you have access to all the songs?
Let's try, um, Talkless while I'm in it.
Now, I've usually looked into the artist before.
I don't know much about this guy.
He looks very New York.
I'm New York.
What's his story?
A Dirty Dozen?
Okay, hold on a sec.
Here's Rock Magazine.
Brazilian-American artist.
Grunge punk elements.
See, my generation always wants to know where the guy lives.
I don't know why I care.
What do you think Ryan?
I think it's cool.
What's going on with your mix?
Oh, man.
I just got about a bunch of songs, and then it'll be done.
And have you been working on it?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So when you do the green screen presenting every song, or do you do it from your desk?
I do it from my desk so I can control all the buttons.
And you play a bit of the video or something?
No, I don't think I have any of that.
I keep it way fast-paced, but there's a lot of songs on there.
I bet it's going to suck baloney.
Well, that's subjective.
So that's probably that will be your opinion.
But I've gotten a lot of supportive comments from people saying they relate to my music more than yours.
That's that's crazy.
There ain't old fogies.
Yeah, that's that talkless video was a real old fogey stuff.
This is the problem with with playing these bands that I have.
I can't give you background on like this band.
Thanks so much.
We almost played them.
It's a girl from Toronto.
Her real name is Carter DeFilippis.
Oh, he started his career and released his first single.
His biggest single is Spit In My Face.
Wah!
There's no video?
Is that the YouTube video?
All right, that's fun.
Thank you.
Can you give us a taste of your mixtape?
Yeah, I have it right over here.
It's going to be terrible, guys.
It's going to be fucking terrible.
You got a lot of prog rock in there.
Do you have your own music in there?
No.
No, I do not.
Why not?
Well, you know.
People like to see industrial videos about how to clean a plane.
That's not all of my stuff.
Let's see.
What's a good track?
What's a good track that I think you would like?
Let's see.
This is a good thing.
Like when you're in a car full of people you want to play.
Collective Soul.
Cracker.
Yes.
Vance J. I like this song.
It's pro-Russian.
Skinny Puppy.
Artie Gay.
I'm a big Russian guy lately.
I'm impressed, dude.
How bad your taste in music is.
How about Rats by Rasputina?
It's a group of four bitches that play cellos.
Did you hear about them at Eurovision?
No, this is an American band.
My ex-girlfriend Kat put this on the CD for me.
And also this song.
This is Tsunami Bomb.
Sleater-Kinney Adjacent.
Or Le Tigre Adjacent Band.
Wait, are you playing Sleater-Kinney?
What is that?
This is Tsunami Bomb.
Dude, you should just move to L.A.
and be with your people.
Your shitty taste people.
This is Sleater-Kinney.
See, can't you hear the difference?
No.
Well, yes, I can, but I like them both, you see.
But you're wrong.
This is the land of... Leader Kinney are incredibly talented.
And then, of course, you have... I mean, this is just fantastic.
Glasgow Kiss by John Petrucci.
I could play that, by the way. .
Yeah, I figured.
It's corny.
And then I've got Little Lover by the Barr Brothers.
These are all different songs from each other.
Oh my god!
Yeah, that's... I don't think I'm gonna watch that.
This is good.
Bob Dylan, The Man in Me, one of his best songs in my opinion.
Okay.
Um...
Let's spin the wheel again.
That was a fun little foray into music.
And I hate that I can only play one opening song a day, because I have tombs.
Tombs, bro.
OK, and here we go.
Let's spin the wheel.
All right, let's do this.
What's it going to be, boys?
Yes or no?
Whoa, that looks like it's right on, like, Cop Talk!
Well, I don't like cannibalizing Cop Talk, because we have a cop show, but hey!
You make the background Cop Talk now.
What the wheel says, wheel goes.
Uh... Okay, let's try... Alright, let's try this one.
It's about four down.
MIPD duped into putting ACAB on their cars.
You can just pull it up.
I don't mind.
It's fine.
Just pop it up there.
What are you doing?
It takes a while to transition things.
If you were to see my Ryan view, you'd be noticing I'm doing this.
What happened to your Ryan view?
And then this.
What happened to your Ryan view?
This is all you get now.
That's not what I asked.
The GoPro would not like it has such a lag on it that it's it's not bad at the beginning, but it worsens and worsens over time.
And then it also takes up a computer, which I can't have with the type of technological things we're requesting here.
So taking up a whole screen, that's a no no.
Okay.
Social media sleuths believe an artist hired to decorate a NYPD vehicle to celebrate... The buzz began after NYPD Commissioner Kee Chan Suoh's Twitter page posted a photo of an agency cruiser decked out in rainbow...
Like, this is a perfect example of the NYPD administration, I always say, fuck the police's boss, tripping over themselves to show how pro-diversity they are.
And I don't understand this.
This is really big in Britain, too.
Rainbow colors everywhere.
Did gays think that police hate them?
Is it Stonewall?
Are we still apologizing for Stonewall?
Stonewall was a bar where the mafia was selling them illegal booze.
A lot of gay bars traded in illegal booze.
They're already sinning, why not?
And so, the administrator, the city, told the police to crack down on illegal booze, because it's hurting the booze industry, and the booze, the alcohol lobbies are complaining.
Okay, we know that gay bar gets illegal booze from the mob, we'll go shut it down.
And after we check and make sure they're stealing, and they were using illegal alcohol.
Then the gays went nuts and were attacking them, so a riot broke out.
The narrative that the cops were like, no more homos in my town, it's New York City in what, 1972 or something?
69?
Yeah, we were familiar with gays.
It is a gay bar, after all, in the gay village, guys.
So even that was fake.
So why are we tripping over ourselves to tell gays we love them?
I would understand if it was blacks, if you had drill wrappers on the side.
I'm not saying you should do that, but at least there's some logic there.
Drill wrappers think the cops want to shoot them, and maybe they do.
So at least there's a semblance of logic there.
But yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt, this artist is ridiculing the NYPD by saying all colors are beautiful.
Have you ever seen that expression?
Ever?
No, no one says that.
And, and wait, gays aren't a color.
So you got, you got hustled.
All right, what else do we have in Copland?
Oh, that's a good one.
God, I hate cannibalizing these.
But OK, go two more down and there's another New York Post thing.
And oh, wow.
Why?
Why was that so speedy?
Because I saw you highlighting it instead of looking at like a huge list of just words that you have to read.
You have to take the time to to at least skim.
You can't know where in the doc is like your brain made the doc.
Wait a minute, you said that you were taking forever because you had to move a lot of computers around.
We didn't just do the spin wheel.
I didn't have to switch your background.
I didn't have to remove the sound effect.
That's a different computer.
Alright, so I'll just highlight the articles I want to use in the future.
But I think it's, this might be our new method, bro.
It's a good method.
It's a crystal method.
So this one is a fucking doozy.
Affirmative action horse mouth judge Hates cops clearly and So the cop says it's against my religion to get vaccinated.
You can't force me to get vaccinated.
It's a violation of my constitutional rights there's talk of the RNA whatever the vaccine using fetal parts of fetuses and I don't have anything to do with abortion.
So I'm not getting vaccinated great argument I can't believe I didn't think of that before.
So this judge says, basically, cops can't be Christians because they kill people.
This is a judge.
Our justice system is a joke.
It's South Africa.
It's affirmative action.
She is not qualified.
I guarantee you.
And she's taking that retarded BLM narrative of just cops going like, well, lookie here, boys.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Goddamn Negroes running around.
I like to shoot them in the ass when they run away.
I like to kill them.
I became a cop to kill black people.
That's her narrative.
So go down a bit.
It's like towards the end.
Blow it up.
Is it a quote?
She says, what about that do not kill thing?
Oh yeah.
Associate Justice Troy K. Weber fired back, citing the Sixth Commandment.
Does being a police officer conflict with Christian values as well?
That, you know, do not kill the thing?
You know, the I can't breathe?
That, you know, do not kill thing?
I don't know if that's a typo or if she really said that.
They should have added a sick if that's what she said.
But uh, Yeah, that's our judges, folks.
I was talking to a lawyer the other day and he said, dude, you could pass the bar.
Like he goes, the only people not passing the bar right now are Chinese immigrants who have trouble understanding the question.
But he goes, the justice system, the checks and balances are gone.
And as you can see, I mean, remember we had that judge in New York who shit herself.
At the, what do you call it?
The throne?
The podium?
The thing-a-ma-doodle?
She's there shitting herself and then she gets mad because the clerks don't bring her a new chair.
You know, I can't breathe.
She's died, thank God.
But yeah, that's our justice system.
Cops can't be Christian because they kill people for fun.
Okay, why don't you move to a neighborhood where we don't have any cops?
Why don't you go to East New York, Judge, and we'll make sure no cops bother you whatsoever.
Is that more Christian for you?
Alright, we're gonna go behind the paywall, but we're gonna keep spinning the wheel.
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Then you walk back with your hands, stand up and squat back down again.
15 of those.
That's a bear crawl, right?
Yeah.
I hate the bear crawl.
I hate any kind of like burpy kind of a thing.
Oh, I just, I think we're doing too much other stuff.
I just want to get big arms.
That's not what's good for boxing though.
That's the, that's the fucked up.
That's where I am at.
I don't, I want, I'm getting a, like a teenage mutant ninja turtle back.
Yeah.
The gym owner said the same thing cause he does the same routine as me.
He goes, dude, I took my shirt off.
I look like a head of lettuce from the back.
Yeah, you're here in a half shell.
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I would suggest to you, on the days that you train, do some shoulder workouts.
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Like what?
Oh, I know what shoulders are.
Lateral raises are good.
Not straight out left, but a little bit up to the front like a Y. Yeah, we did those.
25 pound weights going like this.
So, but getting them bigger, you're going to want to go up in weight and less reps.
And you're going to want to keep pushing that level.
So, say you did a, you know, 25 is pretty heavy for that, I'd say.
But you want to get like 15, maybe 8 to 15 reps.
And then you can't do any more.
But don't hurt yourself.
Because shoulders get fucked up pretty quick.
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Dude, people are saying the new season of You Should Leave sucks.
I know why they're saying that.
It's because, you know how in the first season it was kind of like, it was like, hey guys, I'm going to be over here just doing my own thing.
And then they're like, OK.
And then he's like, damn it!
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He does something bizarre.
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Now it's just 100% spaz.
I heard he, I've been waiting for my daughter to get back, because I want to watch it with her.
But I heard he's bringing in celebrities?
He had a couple of cameos before.
He had, I guess, Tim Heidecker's a celebrity in that world.
But yeah, he's got Jason Schwartzman in there.
Ew!
The thing is, yet again, it's like... Possible pedophile.
It's, he goes from like, he went to, he used to be going from zero to 100, now it's kind of just starts at 60, and then never goes normal.
You know what I mean?
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All right, I think we can sign off now.
Don't worry folks we still got plenty of show for you.
But I feel like I'm like I got to read Anita Fashion's ad but I don't have to read Anita Fashion's ad because you see this every day.
What do you think of this suit?
I love that suit.
It's kind of 1930s and then this is a weird color of shirt I've never had before.
What is that?
It's like coffee stain.
So that's smart.
So when you coffee stain your shirt, you don't see it.
No one sees it.
It's like a very, very light brown.
See, that's when you've been going to Nita as long as I have.
And you look at the swatches, you start getting kind of kooky.
Might be taupe.
And it goes great with these J.Crew shoes I got that are lighter than air.
So yeah, you go to Anita Fashions.
Most people want to contact them on their Instagram page.
DM them.
They'll measure you up.
Great way to bond on a new date with a girl.
You buy that tailor measuring tape.
You know, the floppy kind.
You go, hey, can you measure me for this thing?
You're creating intimacy.
And they do your neck and everything.
And then they send it in from Hong Kong.
And dude, I cannot tell you how comfortable it is.
I'm wearing my PJs right now.
Like when I come home and I'm wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt, I commonly change into a Nita fashion suit in order to relax.
So yeah, check them out.
Every time you see me wearing a suit on this show, it's a Nita fashion suit.
So every show is an advertisement for them.
You can be an Asian man.
And that's... You can be an Asian woman.
That's the... I don't like women going to Nita Fashions, sorry.
Too many demands.
So my dress shirts and the suits are Nita Fashions.
But once a year they tour the country.
They go to your town and you should visit them when you're there.
Anyway, let's get back to some fun stuff.
Some rude stuff.
We can't really be rude on the free part.
And...
Let's have some fun.
I'm talking to the subscribers here.
You guys, you freeloaders, I don't know why you're not paying 10 bucks a month.
And to be totally frank, I'm a little grumpy on the Friday show because I'm like entertaining these people for free and they don't, they're not committed enough to spend a beer and a half a month for unlimited entertainment.
Yeah, four shows or five shows a week.
So what would that be per show if you're paying $10 a month?
Like Saturday, Sunday, and those are just me.
That's true.
I do a show a day.
So let's see 30 days divided by five.
I mean by divided by 10.
That's like pennies a show.
You cheap fucking bastards.
30 divided by 10.
You can't do in your head?
No, I don't want to.
I can try.
Let me see 30 divided by 10.
So was it is 30 cents a show?
Or is it $3?
No, it's $0.30 a show, right?
You don't know.
$0.30 divided by $0.10 is $0.03.
So it's $0.03 a show?
No, it's $0.10 divided by $0.30 you want to do.
Dollars per show.
Dollars per show, right.
So it's $0.30.
$0.30 a show.
So I did get to that.
Okay.
Anyway.
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