May 19, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| Goodbye, that's the bad guy. | |
| The magic's gone sexy. | |
| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Consequence for your game, and I hope I never see your face again. | |
| Don't wanna, don't wanna be in this place again. | |
| And I hope I never see your face again. | |
| Don't wanna, don't wanna be in this place again. | |
| Getting off, I'm just on ya. | |
| Here's some change. | |
| *sad* | |
| Just more surf goth from Australia. | |
| When will they stop churning out that surf goth? | |
| Guys in black sweaters and tight black pants, pointy shoes, riding the waves, getting some tasty brews. | |
| I don't know what is going on with Australia, why their music is so good. | |
| And with such incredible variety, too. | |
| There's no Australia sound. | |
| This like great goth, pop, rock, punk. | |
| I'm in awe. | |
| I don't know what God is up to. | |
| Is he trying to get us to move there? | |
| Okay. | |
| I understand their immigration is very strict. | |
| Welcome to the free live show. | |
| As I warned last week, you will not be getting an entire episode. | |
| I've had enough of you freeloaders, so we're going to cut this about half an hour in, Rye Guy. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Bye-bye. | |
| See you later. | |
| But before we get started. | |
| Oh, Johnny Apple CBD is back. | |
| That's exciting. | |
| It is. | |
| I think you're supposed to read the Johnny Appleseed in as your Japanese guy. | |
| Maybe you could just join me. | |
| So I'll read the copy for it, and then you could just interject with that guy. | |
| What's his name again? | |
| Ching Chong. | |
| But he's Japanese. | |
| So it's Jin Jin Jono. | |
| Okay. | |
| The great thing about purple works. | |
| This is my pre-workout. | |
| I was not working out this week. | |
| I took a week off to indulge myself. | |
| I don't recommend it. | |
| No, it's good to do. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think, I'm worried that this is why I'm red. | |
| Oh, maybe. | |
| But you said you like that I'm... | |
| Go to 1-4. | |
| This is Ryan. | |
| I knew I had to record this because he was giving me a compliment about how red I am. | |
| And I thought, I need this on record. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, here it is. | |
| Hey, is that a sunburn on your face? | |
| Or are you just always just hot? | |
| So thank you for that, Ryan. | |
| And after I said that, too, he was so happy because I said, dude, that made me feel really good. | |
| That compliment you gave me about my sunburn, my red face. | |
| And I don't compliment Ryan very much, but afterwards, he's been pumped ever since. | |
| Check him out. | |
| This is after I said, thanks, dude. | |
| You're a good friend. | |
| Look how good he feels. | |
| Good song. | |
| Is that guy serious? | |
| Yes, he is. | |
| What is that guy? | |
| He looks like an Asian Latino mix. | |
| Huh. | |
| Which I resent. | |
| Like you. | |
| Yes. | |
| That's why I'm not. | |
| Speaking of Asian Latino mixes, check out 1-1. | |
| This is, I don't think this is Ryan, actually. | |
| This is a different guy. | |
| Are we still in the ad? | |
| Not yet, I guess. | |
| We never really have you seen this one yet? | |
| I haven't. | |
| It might be a drop. | |
| Statement. | |
| Now, would you like to say something? | |
| Make a message to our viewers. | |
| You can say in English, all my fellow Filipinos. | |
| Now this is my side. | |
| Listen, look and listen and learn. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Listen, look, and listen, and learn. | |
| All right, that's enough. |
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