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Me News
00:02:16
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| Bugging. | |
| That band is bugging. | |
| The song was bugging out. | |
| That was live at some place where they do live shows. | |
| I think they're from Chicago. | |
| You know, I'm so out of shape that I, yeah. | |
| They said they're sick of hardcore having to be all beat down New York heavy shit stuff. | |
| Let's do fun hardcore again, like when Gavin did it. | |
| And I appreciate the shout out, especially on today's show, which is all lots and lots of me news. | |
| I might call the episode me news. | |
| And you know what's happening with bands now? | |
| I play such incredible music on the show that the algorithm, the actual biological algorithm out there, people are sending me good shit now. | |
| A baby monster sent me this. | |
| So I've played such good music for so long. | |
| I don't get like nickelback bands. | |
| I'd say one in 10 of the opening songs you guys send me are shitty. | |
| 90% high quality tunage. | |
| And I feel like I'm back interested in music as much as I was back in Vice days where my job depended on it. | |
| It's like when you raise your kids good, they're going to change your diapers when you shit yourself. | |
| So you learn, you teach them how to give good presents, and then Christmas rules. | |
| I don't feel like hurting you for some reason today. | |
| Well, that's because I'm right. | |
| Where's that retarded chink? | |
| Oh my God, he was wigging out. | |
| I sent you, this isn't in the notes, I sent it later. | |
| But Ryan lost his temper at 7-Eleven recently, and I don't know. | |
| I haven't spoken to him. | |
| I don't know what got into him. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He's angry. | |
| Well, I do. | |
| I have the clip here, and it is him. | |
| So no argument on that. | |
| Okay? | |
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Anthony's Burning Freezer
00:02:00
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| Why am I so mad? | |
| I love this. | |
| Top priority, his privacy. | |
| That's so Asian. | |
| Get your shit together, bud. | |
| Also in friends of mine, Anthony came over this weekend, and he went to the fridge and noticed that it was on fire. | |
| Our fridge burst into flames, and he was talking about it right here. | |
| That's my friend discovering it. | |
| There's a fucking fire in the fucking freezer mate. | |
| Fire and ice cuts. | |
| Yes. | |
| So I'm glad he pointed that out. | |
| The whole house could have burned down. | |
| Also in the news of our friends, Alex Stein went up to, where is it? | |
| Maine, Rhode Island, one of those weird places where the liberals love guns and have American flags in their yard. | |
| Northern America is weird. | |
| I don't find them very nice in Vermont and Maine. | |
| It's an unusual group. | |
| I don't think I like that part of America. | |
| I know it makes sense. | |
| They say there's no tax and it sounds like the south of the north, but I find them to be quite rude. | |
| Have you noticed, have you ever been up there? | |
| Rhode Island, Maine, Vermont? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, a little bit of Maine and Vermont. | |
| And then we went skiing up there. | |
| And you know why it's annoying is because you're just being you. | |
| They seem like they're nice. | |
| They're nice people, but to each other. | |
| But they could smell that you're from New York or you like Trump. | |
| So they're fucking mean to you. | |
| Yeah, they vote for Bernie. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And they could sense it on you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If you didn't. | |
| Well, I don't like when you vote for Bernie. | |
| The fish and Alex Stein tried to convince Mario to stay in the tank. | |
| Mauro. | |