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Great Band, Great Problem
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| They never last too long, and when I think of things, they always turn out wrong. | |
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. | |
| When they say something, nobody meets me. | |
| When they trip by myself, everybody makes it up. | |
| And when they say something, you always suck it up. | |
| And when I try to help, it never is enough. | |
| Great band. | |
| Great band. | |
| They could stand and make a lot of money. | |
| There's few things more lucrative than the young girl dollar. | |
| No one spends more money than young girls. | |
| And I think what happened was there was some sort of like concert, battle of the band silly thing. | |
| And they made this band out of paper mache and stuck some people together with band-aid tape. | |
| What the fuck is band-aid tape? | |
| And then it was so incredibly popular, they said, okay, let's actually make this a real band. | |
| And so they started, you know, getting real drummers. | |
| And the fact that there are so many Asians in it is just a coincidence. | |
| Don't mean nothing. | |
| They're all LA people. | |
| How was your weekend, Ryan? | |
| Oh, I. It was good. | |
| Oh, I means yes. | |
| Thanks for giving away the green screen. | |
| That never happened, so I don't know what you mean. | |
| Just taking a note for no reason. | |
| What did you do? | |
| Oh, me? | |
| Well, I actually did do a good amount. | |
| So I visited the in-laws yesterday. | |
| Orange. | |
| And then I went to, this was pretty nuts. | |
| I can't really talk about much of this because it's like private people. | |
| But I went to the friend that passed away's tribute. | |
| So they had a memorial thing. | |
| He's got a foundation for the disease he died of. | |
| So it was a good event there. | |
| Saw lots of people that I hadn't seen in years and years and years. | |
| It's all a secret. | |
| It's a secret what happened. | |
| So there was a little bit of a. | |
| I could skip to the part that's actually interesting. | |
| So there was a disagreement about something. | |
| One of the members in my friend's band, the drummer of my friend's band, he said, I heard about you. | |
| I know what kind of guy you are. | |
| Oh, you're a fascist. | |
| I was like, oh, interesting. | |
| Okay. | |
| And this happened. | |
| I tried to shake his hand. | |
| I was like, hey, man, good set. | |
| And I knew this guy for years, but I hadn't talked to him. | |
| And I was like, bro, I knew you for years. | |
| You're not going to shake my hand. | |
| I went to go shake his hand. | |
| He said, shit, I know about you. | |
| And I was like, I've known you for years, dude. | |
| He's like, we've jammed once. | |
| And I was like, that's a good point. | |
| You made me feel so stupid. | |
| I was like, yeah, but that was years ago. | |
| And technically, I'm shrinking. | |
| And I was like, I know you for years, but whatever. | |
| So I was like, okay, fine. | |
| And he starts walking out to unload his shit to the car. | |
| And I start following him. | |
| I was like, you know what? | |
| I had a couple beers in me, which is rare. | |
| And I was like, you're a pussy, by the way. | |
| I don't know if you knew that. | |
| Did you know that? | |
| And I'm just antagonizing him. | |
| That's a good tactic. | |
| The best defense is a good offense. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I was like, I don't think you really do know about me. | |
| I'm actually a really nice guy, but I know for sure that you're a pussy because you wouldn't just shake my hand. | |
| Perfect. | |
| Yeah, and then I kept following him. | |
| Fish kissed. | |
| Now, fish kiss. | |
| And now I'm at the car, my buddy's car, well, I'm friends with the bassist. | |
| And then they're all standing around there, and I keep calling him a pussy. | |
| And he's like, dude, you have an ego like ice. | |
| And I was like, what? | |
| What? | |
| I don't know what that means. | |
| That's the worst comeback in the history of comebacks. | |
| And that sounds cool. | |
| Yeah. | |
| In fact, at my kids' baseball games, at my youngest baseball game, the reason I'm always red these days is because I'm watching kids baseball all weekend, so I'm just sunburnt. | |
| But my wife was yelling out, he's got ice in his veins. | |
| Like at a pitcher who was really good. | |
| Yeah, that's good. | |
| It's good to have ice and ego. | |
| Those are all good things. | |
| And ego is supposed to be dissolved for the most part. | |
| You don't want an ego made of glass. | |
| I mean, of steel. | |
| Yeah, your ego is made of like balsa wood. | |
| You're fragile. | |
| Right. | |
| Ice is also fragile, but I'm not saying that I have to. | |
| It's not that fragile. | |
| An iceberg is not that fragile. | |
| It took down the Titanic. | |
| Yeah, imagine it. | |
| Ew. | |
| Imagine if I came back and I was like, yeah, the iceberg that sunk the Titanic. | |
| He'd be like, you're actually gay now, too. | |
| We're both gay. | |
| We should kiss. | |
| So anyway, I'm like, hey, is there any if I call you? | |
| And now my buddy's like, what's going on here? | |
| I was like, I'm just calling your drummer a pussy because he wouldn't shake my hand. | |
| He's like, I was like, unless you have a problem with me. | |