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May 15, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E253 - SUB-ANARCHY
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
They never last too long, and when I think of things, they always turn out wrong.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
When they say something, nobody meets me.
When they trip by myself, everybody makes it up.
And when they say something, you always suck it up.
And when I try to help, it never is enough.
Great band.
Great band.
They could stand and make a lot of money.
There's few things more lucrative than the young girl dollar.
No one spends more money than young girls.
And I think what happened was there was some sort of like concert, battle of the band silly thing.
And they made this band out of paper mache and stuck some people together with band-aid tape.
What the fuck is band-aid tape?
And then it was so incredibly popular, they said, okay, let's actually make this a real band.
And so they started, you know, getting real drummers.
And the fact that there are so many Asians in it is just a coincidence.
Don't mean nothing.
They're all LA people.
How was your weekend, Ryan?
Oh, I. It was good.
Oh, I means yes.
Thanks for giving away the green screen.
That never happened, so I don't know what you mean.
Just taking a note for no reason.
What did you do?
Oh, me?
Well, I actually did do a good amount.
So I visited the in-laws yesterday.
Orange.
And then I went to, this was pretty nuts.
I can't really talk about much of this because it's like private people.
But I went to the friend that passed away's tribute.
So they had a memorial thing.
He's got a foundation for the disease he died of.
So it was a good event there.
Saw lots of people that I hadn't seen in years and years and years.
It's all a secret.
It's a secret what happened.
So there was a little bit of a.
I could skip to the part that's actually interesting.
So there was a disagreement about something.
One of the members in my friend's band, the drummer of my friend's band, he said, I heard about you.
I know what kind of guy you are.
Oh, you're a fascist.
I was like, oh, interesting.
Okay.
And this happened.
I tried to shake his hand.
I was like, hey, man, good set.
And I knew this guy for years, but I hadn't talked to him.
And I was like, bro, I knew you for years.
You're not going to shake my hand.
I went to go shake his hand.
He said, shit, I know about you.
And I was like, I've known you for years, dude.
He's like, we've jammed once.
And I was like, that's a good point.
You made me feel so stupid.
I was like, yeah, but that was years ago.
And technically, I'm shrinking.
And I was like, I know you for years, but whatever.
So I was like, okay, fine.
And he starts walking out to unload his shit to the car.
And I start following him.
I was like, you know what?
I had a couple beers in me, which is rare.
And I was like, you're a pussy, by the way.
I don't know if you knew that.
Did you know that?
And I'm just antagonizing him.
That's a good tactic.
The best defense is a good offense.
Yeah.
I was like, I don't think you really do know about me.
I'm actually a really nice guy, but I know for sure that you're a pussy because you wouldn't just shake my hand.
Perfect.
Yeah, and then I kept following him.
Fish kissed.
Now, fish kiss.
And now I'm at the car, my buddy's car, well, I'm friends with the bassist.
And then they're all standing around there, and I keep calling him a pussy.
And he's like, dude, you have an ego like ice.
And I was like, what?
What?
I don't know what that means.
That's the worst comeback in the history of comebacks.
And that sounds cool.
Yeah.
In fact, at my kids' baseball games, at my youngest baseball game, the reason I'm always red these days is because I'm watching kids baseball all weekend, so I'm just sunburnt.
But my wife was yelling out, he's got ice in his veins.
Like at a pitcher who was really good.
Yeah, that's good.
It's good to have ice and ego.
Those are all good things.
And ego is supposed to be dissolved for the most part.
You don't want an ego made of glass.
I mean, of steel.
Yeah, your ego is made of like balsa wood.
You're fragile.
Right.
Ice is also fragile, but I'm not saying that I have to.
It's not that fragile.
An iceberg is not that fragile.
It took down the Titanic.
Yeah, imagine it.
Ew.
Imagine if I came back and I was like, yeah, the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
He'd be like, you're actually gay now, too.
We're both gay.
We should kiss.
So anyway, I'm like, hey, is there any if I call you?
And now my buddy's like, what's going on here?
I was like, I'm just calling your drummer a pussy because he wouldn't shake my hand.
He's like, I was like, unless you have a problem with me.
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