May 16, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| That was the Chisel classic cockney band, made up, kind of a supergroup made up of a bunch of other great bands. | |
| They sound like an homage to late 70s OI, like Cockney Rejects. | |
| And I've noticed with an Omar, they're often better than the original. | |
| This band's better than the Cockney Rejects. | |
| I bet the Cockney Rejects would agree. | |
| So culture is often built standing on the shoulders of others. | |
| There's very few totally original things. | |
| It's usually someone trying to mimic something that inspired them, and they think it's a pale imitation, but it's often better. | |
| I said that about Flatfoot 56. | |
| They were better than the old punk bands. | |
| I would argue that the new punk bands are better than the old punk bands. | |
| 30 covers better than the originals? | |
| Like, All Along the Watchtower. | |
| Yeah, All Along the Watchtower by Bob Dylan sucks balls. | |
| Excuse you. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Does not suck balls. | |
| Bob Dylan is so fucking overrated. | |
| That's true. | |
| I hate that guy. | |
| I met his son once, Jacob. | |
| We got into an argument about immigration. | |
| Hey, I don't think they should be, you know. | |
| We have plenty of room, apparently. | |
| Plenty of room. | |
| I was at my kids' baseball game on the weekend, and I was wearing red wings, $350, that Orwell and Thurgood, whatever the Nashville DeGene place is that I told you about. | |
| Those pants are $200. | |
| And like a $50 American giant t-shirt made in America. | |
| I'm doing an homage to the working class, blue-collar chic, right? | |
| Watching the game, I realized my buddy Huey, F-D-N-Y, is in. | |
| It's in the Bronx. | |
| So I realize we're near his house. | |
| I go, do you live near here? | |
| And he goes, yeah, I'm right down the street. | |
| I'll come by. | |
| I know I'm from the gym. | |
| He comes by. | |
| He's got slides on. | |
| He's got basketball shorts that are basically a kilt. | |
| And a t-shirt on. | |
| And I go, would it kill you to wear shoes? | |
| He's like, no, I like this. | |
| I've got to breathe. | |
| I love walking. | |
| You know what I do when I'm walking on the way here? | |
| I walk him through the fields. | |
| I take them off. | |
| I feel the grass. | |
| I go, you like the dog shit going between your toes? | |
| It's not like it's a silly preference where I just personally don't like the color blue. | |
| No. | |
| When you wear slides and flip-flops, you're a danger to the community. | |
| In fact, I think I have that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| One, two. | |
| This guy is wearing flip-flops at the grocery store. | |
| Some old man bumps into him, and the guy gives the old man shit. | |
| Luckily, his son is there to tell him what a piece of shit he is. | |
| Go to the beginning. | |
| Shut up. | |
| He's being rude. | |
| Look at a lady who does that. | |
| It's a big idiot. | |
| It's rude. | |
| It's rude. | |
| Look at this. | |
| You're a fucking idiot. | |
| You're a fucking idiot. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Take a look at it. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| I know, but you're being silly. | |
| I'm being silly. | |
| Take a look at this. | |
| I don't see any blood. | |
| Look at it. | |
| I think he's squeezing it to get blood out. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You're a kid. | |
| Like, did it bend his toenail back? | |
| Well, you're barefoot. | |
| Flip-flops are bare feet. | |
| You did it on purpose? | |
| Do you think you should? | |
| Tell that to my broken friggin' toe. | |
| Tell that to my broken friggin' toe. | |
| Tell that to my broken toe. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hey, broken friggin' toe. | |
| Do you think the old man did it on purpose? | |
| It's your negligence that you're negligent. | |
| It's negligence. | |
| Dude, you're so thick-headed. | |
| Whatever. | |
| You're taking your fucking pets and my shit so far. |
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