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May 5, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E249 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AIRLINES

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnick.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnick.
	Thank you.
	Terrible.
	Excuse me.
	You know, we have some baby monsters who don't like my taste in music, and they demanded that Ryan take over for the week.
	On Monday, he introduced us to a band called Actic A C D C. It's a deep cut.
	He thinks no one's ever heard Let Me Put My Love Into You.
	Tuesday, we heard of a band called Matarheed Motorhead.
	Do you remember Tuesdays?
	And then Tuesday, sorry, we got something from the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack that was corny.
	Great song.
	And now Friday, and then Thursday was the Motorhead.
	And then Friday, we have Japanese jazz prog rock.
	It's like math rock.
	Do you put that, like, would you put that on in your house while you're cleaning your room?
	I love that song.
	And then it has a different movement.
	goes this part starts to slap so hard i think you might want to sit down This is why I never doubt myself when I get these dumb comments from dwarfs.
	I bet you never heard of that one before.
	Like, do you know how amazing my taste in music is?
	I've changed the culture with it.
	The streets exist in America because of my incredible taste.
	Death from above exist because of my incredible taste.
	Do you feel music or you just think of music?
	Like, I think you commodify music and you don't actually have an emotional attachment to it.
	Dude, I did a mix of songs I have an emotional attachment to that is nine hours long.
	It was very calculated, very much like, you know, you're placing your soldiers on the battlefield.
	Like, this is good for this scenario, then we're going to go to here, and this is our game.
	Yeah, that's how you make a mix.
	Yeah, you could do that, but it seems like there wasn't enough feeling.
	Like, oh, I love this.
	Wait, hold on.
	There wasn't enough feeling?
	I love this song.
	How do you know what I'm feeling?
	I could only know by what you express.
	Like, we're talking about a mix.
	Should I have paused the mix and then recorded an audio of me going, this part is so good?
	I actually did do that.
	What we did was I went through every song and talked about how amazing.
	What I remember is like, you're like, oh, go to the part where he says, like, poo-poo butthole or something.
	Like, yeah, he says poo-oo butthole on that.
	But you were never like, listen to this part.
	And you're like, well, you did that a couple times.
	But I did that to me.
	So many, many times.
	You absolute moron.
	Watch what happens when I turn this up.
	Worst arguer.
	Oh, God.
	You're so lucky murder is illegal.
	I would just love to just.
	It is illegal.
	Just well, I wouldn't love to kill you.
	That's what makes us different.
	Fuck you, Janet.
	How?
	Here's a song you should have chosen.
	Cream of the crop, get down services.
	It was sent to me by a dude who was really into that.
	The mullets are moving in.
	That Glaswegian dude.
	There goes the neighbourhood again.
	I'm walking, but it's raining.
	I'll get my fingers at the stop.
	Of course, you're just hearing one little moment of it.
	You have to look it up yourself.
	Zoom out so people can look it up themselves.
	Now put that on when you're cleaning your room or putting the dishes away.
	No.
	Or inked in red.
	The Goth Rock from Athens, Georgia.
	Another great Sunday band.
	Put this on on Sunday as you're like making breakfast.
	This is cool.
	turn it up And then I think we've covered this chick before.
	She's the youngest of like 10.
	Carol's daughter from a Mormon family.
	It's hard to showcase music on a news show because you really need to sort of...
	I want boring, but I'm so cool.
	You're a 53-year-old.
	How am I this cool?
	I should be out of touch.
	I'm so dope.
	It's alarming.
	Maybe that's the name of today's episode.
	That's a drop.
	I'm so dope.
	It's alarming.
	Prat good, prat good.
	My poor kids.
	Like, how can you rebel against someone that's...
	That's exactly my daughter's vibe.
	And I send her this, and she goes, yeah, I know Carol's daughter moron.
	No shit.
	Well, if you've heard it, it's likely that people younger have heard it.
	That's kind of what's a bummer, too.
	When I think I found something cool, it's like everybody knows me.
	No, I think I'm cooler than most kids.
	Like, you know that Steve Bassemi meme with the skateboard where he goes, hello, kids, fellow kids?
	That's them going up to you?
	Hello, fellow kids.
	Get lost nerd.
	I think I could go to high school as a narc.
	I'd have to shave.
	And I think I'd do pretty good.
	So I thought I was going to be able to play a couple of.
	Oh, you have more terrible music to showcase?
	No.
	Oh.
	I have plenty of good music to showcase.
	Now, let's go down to the List.
	I added songs that you said, you know, were off the beaten path.
	Well, there's two things with this goal here, right?
	Like, I could play Satisfaction.
	I love that song.
	Right.
	My favorite stone song is the deep cut of Come On, the 60s blues song.
	But people know the Rolling Stones.
	So when you do the opening song, it should be something where someone goes, oh, shit.
	Oh, and they go look it up.
	But I've been a victim to this, like the Beatles.
	All their victims.
	I've been a victim to this?
	This concept.
	Like the Beatles.
	A victim to this concept?
	You think you know.
	What does a victim to something mean?
	I mean a victim of this concept.
	Yes.
	Of pedantic semantics.
	I've been.
	Aren't all semantics pedantic by their very nature?
	Title of the show, semantic pedantics.
	Okay.
	Flip it.
	Where you think you know a band and like Guns N' Roses.
	I'm like, all right, they're sweet child of mine.
	They're maybe Civil War, but they're definitely sweet child of mine and Welcome to the Jungle.
	But the deep cuts is why I love Guns N' Roses.
	I never listen to their fucking hits.
	It's like, don't you know if you're gonna die young.
	It's so fun.
	That's a good one.
	And then there's another deep cut, like all the stuff that wasn't on the radio.
	So in case you fell into that trap and you think you know ACDC and you're like, yeah, fuck them.
	They're not the back in black band only.
	They have deep cuts that are good.
	Ryan, you can steal time.
	Let me put my love into you, charted.
	Everyone knows it.
	It is in their top 10 hits.
	I'm happy to hear that, but I'm doubtful until you said that.
	So no matter how I accept that.
	Trust me, I was there.
	I'm 53.
	I remember ACDC being in the charts.
	But for my younger boys out there, for our fellas, our demographics.
	So it's a deep cut if you're not familiar with the band.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Interesting definition of deep cut.
	I won't let them fix it.
	Anyway, what do you want to play?
	We got a lot of good stuff.
	Here in heaven, this is a goat rodeo.
	Deft tones.
	Yes, the deaf tones.
	The goat rodeo sessions.
	And don't do the juggalo thing where you think, you know, you're better than that band.
	Oh, the deaf tones.
	Yeah, I'm doing that.
	Our friend John revealed to me last night, Officer John, he loves ICP.
	Yes.
	He also turned our studio into a mouse feeding frenzy.
	A juggalo's first rule.
	He said to me at the gym, he said to me, I don't believe that the mice ate the peanut butter off the stairs.
	I think Gavin washed it off.
	Yeah, I do.
	And I'm like, I'm Gavin.
	And why would he not a very reliable source?
	He also sends me memes from the 70s.
	Like, I'll go, that is such ancient fucking news.
	It's unbelievable.
	I was surprised that he likes ICP.
	That's awesome.
	He calls them giggalos, but they're jugglos.
	But don't fall into the trap of being like, oh, boo, deftones.
	They got some good stuff.
	Okay.
	Making plans for Nigel, again, top five hits.
	I heard this at your place.
	So this is usually how I collect music.
	I hear it in the world and I say, oh, that's awesome.
	Okay.
	Anyway, this is getting boring.
	This is one of my favorite songs ever.
	King, Crimson, Neil, and Jack and Me.
	It's hard to find the song, believe it or not.
	But this one I could go on forever, how good it is.
	Let me hear it.
	I'm some lovers.
	Neil and Jack and me.
	And it's really techy in that.
	No, it's not.
	It's hurt.
	It feels like eating nuts and bolts.
	Dandy Warhol's Last High, you should know that.
	If you don't, there it is.
	Not saved, Ulver.
	This only appeared in a, um, a fuckin'It's like a noise kind of band, but This song's beautiful.
	Can anyone, is there a link where people can get this terrible music?
	Because it's conceivable people disagree with me and actually prefer your garbage.
	You would like this.
	This is like that last girl you just showed me.
	I've seen this before now.
	It's very familiar, Texas.
	Front cover of every magazine in the 90s.
	Massive band.
	This is the two.
	This came out in 2018.
	This is Maul Rat.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I thought so.
	This is the band Texas.
	It's a girl singer.
	It's a gay song.
	I got tons of gay songs, but I'll save that for my video.
	This is the first one I didn't hate.
	Maul Rat.
	I'll send that to my daughter.
	She would love it.
	If she doesn't already know it.
	She is a Mall Rat.
	Everything on Little Winds, The Drought 3, I realize I have no rap on here.
	This is the only rap.
	This is where I stopped listening to rap, basically.
	Kanye doesn't count.
	This whole album rocks.
	Speaking of Kanye, 1-5, allegedly, Milo has kicked Ali Alexander and Nick Fuentes off the Yi campaign.
	Yay, sorry.
	He showed me the letter.
	Milo showed me the letter where he said, you are officially fired.
	You can come back on as a free advisor, but you're gone.
	And TMZ picked it up.
	1-5.
	But I spoke to Nick, and I go, is this true?
	Is TMZ correct?
	And he goes, no, this is fake news.
	He goes, Milo just wrote a letter saying I'm fired and then leaked it to these dumb hate watch loser journalists.
	And then they put it on Daily Beast or whatever the hell it's called.
	And that's how the media works.
	Milo is a master media manipulator.
	He's really good.
	And that's not much of a compliment because they're that easy to manipulate.
	I'm not impressed with someone who can puppeteer these absolute Muppets.
	They're human garbage.
	But anyway, Ryan, is there a link for that mix you're working on or you're going to put it out later?
	I'd like to do a video, like a full green screen video where I go through them.
	Oh, my God.
	I have a lot of songs that I've collected over the past couple of days.
	Door number one.
	I have 89 so far.
	Ryan doing a video of his mix.
	Door number two, my dad masturbating on camera.
	But are you seeing it?
	Ryan's mix.
	He could masturbate on camera and you could never see the footage.
	What?
	Like, I could masturbate on camera, but where would the footage?
	Are you watching the footage?
	What do you think this scenario involves?
	It involves two doors.
	That's called an ultimatum.
	Are you a chick where you go, I'd rather do neither?
	No, but specifically.
	Oh, shut up.
	I need to know.
	Here's a beautiful Kartnark moment.
	Cartnark, my trainer is like, he's big into wrestling and wrestling figurines.
	And he's been asking me recently, Yo, I want to do a podcast.
	He's Puerto Rican.
	I want to do a podcast.
	What's your advice?
	Like, I got to ask you about it and shit.
	And I go, dude, all these ideas are a dime a dozen.
	Everyone has ideas.
	And everyone who talks about a podcast who's not in media, they talk about the concept of the podcast for like days.
	That could be a podcast.
	What my podcast is going to be.
	I said, just do it.
	Do like an episode a day for two years.
	And then you might start getting some traction.
	But you're probably going to get bored after three because your heart's not in it.
	So I don't care about your idea.
	Ideas are nothing.
	I care about longevity.
	That's how things gain traction.
	You know fucking many episodes I've done of this shit?
	And Cartnark has been doing this forever.
	And he's got his brand down perfectly.
	He's passive-aggressive, antagonistic, annoying as shit.
	He knows how to make people go insane with rage.
	It's kind of like the way I abuse my wife.
	Crowder's an amateur with the whole, watch it, watch it.
	You know how I abuse my wife?
	She goes, we're renovating the basement.
	I go, don't hurt Gavstav.
	And she goes, no, it'll be fine.
	Just tile floors and maybe different stools.
	And I go, you're not replacing the stools.
	They follow the yellow accent motif I have at my bar in my man cave.
	You'll notice the popcorn machine and the mousetrap also have this yellow motif.
	And she's like, you're asking me to match furniture to a fucking mousetrap?
	That's called driving your wife insane.
	That's a good point.
	That's good.
	That's healthy abuse.
	I pretend that I give a shit about my stools.
	Oh, you actually don't?
	Well, I feel like you do.
	I don't know.
	I think you do.
	I'm in so deep, I don't even know what's with me.
	I might care.
	Oh, the curving right in front of the carton arcs, too.
	That's too bad.
	Is there a cart return right over there if you want it?
	Pardon me?
	It's a cart return right over there.
	No, no, that's your cart, not mine.
	Wait, Brian, what are you doing?
	The bubbles?
	I don't know.
	You're zoomed out.
	Is it zoomed out?
	Yeah, like crazy.
	Karen!
	What the fuck?
	Oh, okay.
	Good job.
	Well, no, hold on now.
	Fucking sh.
	I don't even know what just happened.
	Me neither.
	I'm guessing you're encompassing.
	Maybe.
	All right, here we go.
	This is the real deal.
	Oh, the curbing right in front of the cartnarks, too.
	That's too bad.
	Is there a cart return right over there if you want it?
	It's a cart return right over there.
	No, no, no.
	That's your cart.
	To be clear, he does not work.
	It says on my chest in bull powerful letters.
	Oh, what'd you buy?
	Okay, so then do you think you get to make it harder for the next person to park?
	Oh, here comes the here come the.
	Okay, let's get bring them on.
	I'm a nice guy.
	I'm helping out the community, actually.
	I want your cards.
	Okay, I got one card.
	So did you have one knee when you walked into the store, too?
	Wow.
	On the way in.
	This is the best way to fight people, by the way.
	Did you have one knee when you went in and went shopping?
	This is someone in control of their adrenaline.
	I'm a nice guy, actually, sir.
	Dude, I watch your stuff all the time.
	Thank you, sir, you go.
	And I'm actually doing carts right now.
	Oh, well, you are one of the heroes.
	How about a sticker?
	How about that?
	Can't take a picture of you.
	Dude, you fellows.
	He's a cart guy.
	He's a fan of Cartnark because he has to put the carts away.
	Thank you for your service.
	Wow.
	Thank you for your service.
	Brilliant.
	Damn.
	That rules.
	Wait, is there more?
	That said 51 seconds.
	That's up to 51 seconds.
	Today's episode is free.
	It's on all platforms.
	It's a podcast.
	It's everything.
	I don't know.
	Is that good for business to give the milk away for free?
	Are they going to buy the cow?
	We want you to subscribe $10 a month.
	Unlimited content.
	Not just me doing a show every day, but dozens of other shows.
	Dozens.
	If you watched all the content we put out, I would go, slow it down a bit, dude.
	You have to have a life.
	I think you should rule out any other TV and anything else and only watch censored.tv.
	You'll still be informed.
	And even then, you're watching a lot of TV, dude.
	But Fridays, we have to pay for it somehow, right?
	So we use my pre-workout, Purple Works Nutrition.
	I am seeing a difference, by the way.
	I've only been using it for a few months.
	You take it in the morning.
	I'll tell you my routine.
	Maybe not your routine, but it's what I do.
	I do not take an entire scoop.
	I heard of people doing two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's raisin brand.
	You feel it.
	Like if you do half a tablespoon in the morning, at night at 11, you're still kind of wired.
	It's a lot of caffeine.
	But I do it before I work out.
	My workouts are easy as pie.
	I feel it coursing through my veins.
	Like as I'm doing something, like lifting weights or something, I feel like I give up and then the Purple Works goes, I got this.
	And it gives me like an extra thing.
	Like yesterday, we had these barbells and you had to hold on to them, do a burpee, and then pick up the fucking weight and go like that 10 times.
	And it sucked.
	I yelled.
	I find it really helps to go, ah, yeah, ah.
	But Purple Works did half the work.
	I pieced out at five and then it did the remaining five.
	Before I found Purple Works Nutrition's pre-workout, I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	Other pre-workouts made me want to turn around and walk, made me want to turn around and walk away.
	I try a pre-workout and hours later, this is another thing.
	That's a lot of drops.
	However, my life has changed since I found Purple Works.
	Now, this might be an ancient Chinese secret to a lot of our viewers, but Purple Works might be made of the voodoo MM Blast.
	That's my favorite.
	But Purple is my second favorite product around.
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	Purple Works has an expertly crafted formula of creatine, carnisin, beta-alanine, vitamins, and green tree extract.
	They don't nuke your system with tons of vitamins like some pre-workouts.
	They give you just the amount of vitamins and other ingredients that your body can actually use right away.
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	Trust me, you'll be ready to hit the gym 30 minutes after you have a scoop workout.
	It's not overtly sweet.
	It doesn't leave horrible smells in your shake or a mug.
	And there are no artificial dyes, sweeteners, or other ingredients.
	It's manufactured by a baby monster here in America.
	I use it almost every time I work out.
	And as you can see, I am absolutely jacked.
	I am actually jacked.
	I look at pictures of me when I first moved here when I was in my 20s.
	And I'm like, who is that Grover boy?
	Yeah, I just looked at a comparison picture of me, too.
	We've both gotten huge, and we're now killers.
	We're murderers now.
	We're now killers.
	My arms were strands of spaghetti.
	No wonder no one wanted to fuck me.
	I was a gay little Twinkie boy, and now I'm a man.
	I mean, look at me.
	I'm pimping.
	Look at this.
	Oh, fuck.
	That's another drop I missed.
	Look at that.
	Compared to this.
	Shredded.
	That's retarded.
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	That's what I'm talking about.
	Homeboys get nightlike.
	Get it.
	She's so dumb.
	Yep.
	You know, I'm a feminist, and when I was a young man, and it was possible I could sleep with someone like that, the dumbness was a huge turnoff.
	Like, you gotta, sex is only 20 minutes max when you're young.
	I mean, the whole exchange from beginning to end.
	Now you gotta hang out with her for hours and hours and hours.
	It feels like you're hunting a crippled deer.
	It's just all the fun is gone.
	You're like, what the fuck?
	There's no sport.
	We got to sort of pivot here and talk about something that is not pretty.
	Tucker Carlson, I consider him a friend.
	I met him in the late 90s when he was doing that show with Paul Begalia and the bald New Orleans guy and corresponded somewhat regularly ever since.
	I thought I knew him.
	I thought he was a funny, cool guy.
	He's gotten really into God recently.
	He's become much more Christian, which is good.
	And then you see something like this, and you go, I thought I knew you, man.
	I thought you were a funny guy who liked to riff.
	And then I see this and realize, no, you're a sexist pig.
	And once again, Ryan is overzoomed.
	I cropped it because some of the information on there was too disturbing to publicize.
	Okay, well.
	Benny Johnson's right up.
	Okay.
	But the okay, fine.
	So let's see Tucker at his very worst.
	And warning, folks, if there's kids in the room, get them out of the room right now.
	You're not going to like this.
	Tucker's not who you thought he was.
	Good question.
	You don't have to answer.
	It's personal.
	I'm not speaking of you, but more in general of ladies.
	When they go to the ladies' room and patter their noses, is there actually nose patterning going on?
	Sometimes.
	Ooh.
	I like the sound of that.
	Most of the time.
	Do pillow fights ever break out?
	You don't have to.
	Not in the back.
	Okay.
	That'd be more a dorm activity.
	Not everybody's very territory.
	I'm sorry.
	You are such a good sport, such a good person.
	Thank you.
	I know you do, but you do not deserve that, and I mean that with great affection.
	I got you, man.
	Which way do you want to go on?
	Whoever released this, thank you.
	The whistleblower from Fox who released that, thank you for showing us what's really going on.
	A cocaine joke and an animal house joke, and then you're a good person.
	I hope you rot in hell.
	Can you believe that?
	Irredeemable.
	Irredeemable.
	What a shitbag.
	You're irredeemable.
	How dare you make a cocaine joke and an animal house joke while you're at work talking to someone who you probably know really well, aka a friend?
	She was an older lady, too.
	They like that sort of thing.
	That hand was an older lady's hand.
	I told you what I said at Fox, right?
	I know I've told this story a hundred times, but I feel I'd be remiss if I was to leave anyone out of the same story I've told hundreds of times.
	When you're at Fox, they put a mic up your shirt because they don't want to see the cord.
	And then you have your lav sticking out on your lapel or something.
	If you're just wearing a shirt, I guess with a blazer, they would just put out the blazer and then put it in your pocket.
	But I guess I only had a shirt on for some reason.
	And they're snaking it up my shirt.
	And I pretend it's very cold.
	I like doing that with makeup and the sound people.
	You go like, ow, hey, whoa, and it scares them.
	So I go, oh, that's freezing.
	And they put it up, and I go, God damn it.
	At least my gynecologist warms up his forceps with a wet towel, a warm towel before he does that.
	And then ladies laugh because they're shocked that I know about gynecologists tools.
	And I got a little drunk with power from the laughs.
	And then I said, I can feel my pussy lips curling in on themselves.
	I'm not delivering it very well, but I think I even said cunt lips.
	Oh, my God.
	And from two to two million.
	And then no one laughed at that.
	They all went, ah.
	I was like, like a special needs guy who gets excited because people are looking at him.
	He like breaks a bottle on his head and bloodspouring.
	Happy now?
	So she went to HR.
	I think her boyfriend was a lawyer and they saw 250 grand floating around.
	She obviously was not offended about my cunt lips.
	And Fox was actually pretty cool back then.
	And they said, okay, she can fuck us on the whole.
	You put me in an environment where I felt unsafe.
	That's the real moneymaker, if they can say, I told you I was under duress and then you put me back in the situation.
	So you hurt me today.
	You have hurt me today.
	So what they did was instead of paying her any money, they just made sure that she only did sound on the second floor and my shows were all on the first floor.
	Anyway, you can't.
	And I was sexually harassed at Fox News.
	There was a Tranny who looked like some giant teddy bear.
	It was a black man who was a woman.
	He was probably 6'5 and fat and very gay.
	And he would wear tons and tons of makeup.
	He would do our makeup.
	And he loved talking to me about my family and my kids.
	I think he probably had like a dad fetish.
	I was a dilf to him.
	And as he was doing my thing, his crotch would be right here on my elbow.
	And he would push it against my elbow.
	And I'd be like, alrighty, that's not.
	He was dick scrunching me.
	That's actually what he looked like.
	I figured there couldn't be much variation.
	Yeah, they all look the same.
	No offense.
	And here's another thing about women in the workforce.
	I didn't really care.
	Like, I wouldn't let him scrunch his dink on me, but it's not like I came out of that room shuddering.
	Every time I have, and don't show it on the air, Ryan.
	But every time I have explosive diarrhea, I text it to Ryan.
	That's true.
	Imagine you were a woman and your boss was sending you diarrhea pictures.
	You'd be a billionaire.
	Speaking of life here at the workforce, we have some footage of Ryan and I fighting that has been leaked.
	Yeah, before it gets out to the world.
	Before it gets out, we're going to do a preemptive strike.
	So let me just explain what's happening here.
	For the Vice episode, I wanted a camera above us pointing down.
	So when I turn the page, you'd see, like Alex Jones does.
	And for some reason, GoPros don't work on our telecasters, so we have to use a real camera.
	So I had an idea, but I don't know how to get it off the tripod.
	So I asked Ryan to show me the button to do that.
	That's not going to reach up there.
	We need those cords specifically.
	That's the rig that makes that work.
	So maybe that one.
	This could go all the way over there, but it can't go over there.
	Good point.
	Yeah.
	Essentially.
	That doesn't make any sense.
	Please take it off the stand.
	Please take it off the stand.
	See how that works?
	This is the circumference of this?
	Okay, please take it off the stand.
	Please take it off the stand.
	How do you want this order?
	Do you want to?
	Please take it off the stand.
	You don't understand the limitations?
	Yes, I do.
	No, no.
	This doesn't go there.
	Ryan, I'm going to lose everything.
	The show is going to be garbage.
	You don't know how to know how this works.
	I'm going to put it there to be fucking more.
	I don't know how to orientate it.
	Take it off the stand now.
	What are you doing?
	How's that going to work?
	Ryan, I'm going to fucking lose it.
	Dude, you're my employee.
	Take this off the stand now.
	What are you doing?
	I'm trying to see.
	Why can't you fucking listen to me?
	The fuck is your problem, dude?
	I'm going to end up fucking breaking this because you're incapable of listening.
	Fucking guy, man.
	Seven times.
	Look, you just can't fucking listen to people.
	It's amazing.
	It really is amazing.
	And now, we fucked up the whole show because I'm fucking pissed off.
	Because you can't control your anger.
	That's true.
	You see what I go through, Phil?
	I'm fucking real.
	No, I'd rather have a dumb argument for an hour.
	The orientation is just...
	Please get away.
	Alright, you do it.
	And then he stands staring at me saying, I can't wait for this to fail.
	Can't wait to see what this looks like.
	What this looks like.
	I can't wait for this to fail.
	See if it fucking connects, first of all.
	See if it connects, first of all.
	But I can't wait to see what this looks like.
	You also said you can't wait for it to fail.
	I did not say that.
	Yes, you did.
	No, I did not.
	Swear on my mom.
	Well, you're wrong, so don't swear on your mom because she's going to get cancer for your dumb lies.
	So anyway, it worked perfectly.
	I was right.
	That's perfectly.
	Okay, so that you're still sticking to your story?
	Yeah, yeah, you got it.
	Why didn't you show me the button to take it off the stand?
	Because you're asking a question about cameras and positions.
	I was not asking any questions.
	I said, show me the button to take it off the stand.
	I just assumed you would be apologetic.
	No.
	I'm not.
	Because this is your final product.
	Look at this.
	Yeah?
	And this is an episode where you're like, look how better I'm doing now that Vice is, you know, I'm doing my thing and they're doing their thing.
	That's an embarrassing image.
	It's out of focus.
	It's focused on your mic, not the pages.
	So you can't rack focus.
	You can't change the blown-out white balance or the zoom or the positioning without making it look like 240 pieces.
	That wasn't yours.
	This is mine.
	Your argument was the camera can't reach that.
	You were for using that camera.
	No, I was not because you can't orientate it.
	I said the orientation is the first thing I said.
	I was like, how are you going to fix the orientation?
	This is what I go through.
	This isn't an Eddie Wayfield.
	Look at this.
	I wanted to share with you the suffering that I go through.
	So, this thing.
	I wanted an overhead shot.
	See that camera on the right?
	And I got an overhead shot.
	It has one.
	Yeah, but it could have been good.
	It could have been good, Gavin.
	But it wouldn't be an overhead shot.
	Yes, it would.
	No, no, because this is what I would do.
	Right behind you, I would put the stand and clamp it to the thing behind you, the TV thing.
	It would be above you.
	It would work.
	It would look better, I promise.
	Like, I had a solution for.
	But then you wouldn't have a camera.
	That's okay.
	I would use the camera that you use for my camera.
	It would have worked.
	I promise.
	Brian, I can't believe it.
	But all I said was, how do I get this off the TriCast, off the tripod?
	And you wouldn't do it.
	But I knew what the task is.
	Why wouldn't you do it?
	Because that's my job to figure out that task.
	And I could do it.
	And it's with one chord as opposed to three.
	your boss says show me where this button is you show him where the button is but if I could do a better job for the production wouldn't you want an employee that It's that simple.
	Okay.
	I just thought, look at this.
	Look how beautiful.
	Little eight.
	Little eight for OK.
	this.
	Harper and Collins?
	I can't see a damn thing on there.
	And if I was to zoom in anymore, it would look like shit.
	That's all I'm saying.
	And it takes one core to do that versus three.
	It wasn't about seeing everything, seeing HarperCollins.
	It was about showing a very specific angle.
	Anyway, this is terrible TV.
	Once again, you're ruining everything.
	Let's do our second sponsor, Snorin.
	But you won't be Snorin.
	Look at all this stuff they can do.
	It's limitless.
	What did you say?
	You won't be Snorin once you see the products they have.
	I gotta say, I don't like the way Snorin is pronounced.
	Me neither.
	I think it should be Sonoran.
	And I have a friend named Saw Hill.
	He's Indian.
	And I go, can I call you Sahil?
	And he goes, no, it's Saw Hill.
	And I go, that's annoying.
	It should be Sahel.
	And then he goes, well, that's not my name.
	And I go, okay, from now on, you have to call me Gavin.
	And he's like, fine, Gav Inn.
	Sawhill sounds like a town in upstate New York.
	He's in my phone as S-A-W-Space H-I-L-L.
	So I'll remember not to go Sahil, which it should be.
	Also, immigrants, Indians, if you move here, I understand your last name is Djibouti.
	But call your kid Mike, okay?
	You got to assimilate.
	If you're Chinese, your name should be Stephen Wong.
	Sonoran Desert.
	Sonoran.
	So Sonoran Defense is a very interesting company that offers not only a variety of services, but also a variety of products.
	Ryan, I've got the Gavin McInnes magazines that they make.
	Oh, yes.
	As you've probably seen, they sent us a bunch of gun accessories.
	They can do custom engravings on Zippo.
	What are you doing?
	I'm looking for.
	No, the picture.
	It's a picture.
	We were never sent the actual magazines.
	You would have remembered that if you had an IQ.
	They can do custom engravings on Zippo lighters.
	Look at this.
	We've got the Zippo lighters here, and they have the bird, which is the bald eagle on them.
	Wouldn't it be cool if Ben Crump went to a white girl who was shot by a black guy?
	Like, say, there was a shooting recently where this Muslim dude, you know, a Nation of Islam guy, he realized that he was on a wanted list.
	So he said, oh, I'm screwed.
	I'm just going to kill as many white people as I can.
	And he shot and murdered four white dudes, like at a deli in Texas, I believe, right before he was apprehended.
	Wouldn't it be cool if Ben Crump went to that and was like, I'm against racism in all shapes and sizes.
	Anyway, the bird, which is the bald eagle, which is an inside joke for us baby monsters about Ben Crump.
	They're actually making me GazTav coasters.
	I hope they have a yellow accent because I'm very strict about that.
	And then here is various censored TV.
	This is on a piece of stone.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I'm using mine right now.
	Bird, which is a bald eagle.
	Get off my lawn.
	Slate, they can do custom engravings on Zippo lighters, slate or glass drink coasters, ammo boxes, dog tags, flasks, custom leather patches.
	The list goes on.
	This company, Technologies, absolutely excels at custom laser engravings on basically any objects made of metal, polymers, or leather.
	Do you have a small business, a restaurant, band, bachelor party, or a wedding, a man cave, or anything where you would like some custom swag or merch?
	Look at this.
	The box is customized.
	And then we have a flask that says, don't let me do shots or Coke.
	Excuse me, Zippoke.
	Because a flask is shots.
	I did a lot of shots.
	I was pretty drunk on last night's episode.
	Did we ever show the Zippos?
	Did I ever show the Zippos?
	The Zippo.
	The Zip-Up?
	The Zippo.
	They sent the Zippo lighter.
	Yes, Ryan.
	I just showed it and discussed Ben Crump as I showed it and held it like this.
	Were you watching the show?
	Just making sure.
	I was setting up the thing.
	Okay.
	But it's very important.
	So, yeah.
	No need to go over things that have already been done.
	Fuck, you're annoying.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	These engraved boxes they sent, which contains a balanced and coasters are amazing on their own.
	But wait, that's not all.
	There's more.
	We do our show out of New York City.
	Wait.
	We do our show out of New York City.
	So they cannot send us anything firearm related.
	They could only send their customized merch products.
	Sonar and Defense is a May company.
	I'm sorry, this is crops.
	So what does it say?
	Do you have it there?
	They specialize in Glock, polymer, laser stripping, custom Glock builds, and other firearm engraving.
	Soneran Defense has several easy-to-order stippling packages, but can also accommodate one-off custom-designed firearms and knives.
	If you're unfamiliar with what stippling is, have no fear.
	I'll explain.
	If you have a Glock, you can send it to Sonoran, and Lickety Split, they will send it back to you fully laser-stippled.
	That means they have etched in a very comfortable textural quality, which will make your Glock much more comfortable and easy to use and potentially more accurate.
	Laser stippling offers a huge improvement on the factory feel and texture of the pistol frame and is actively used by competition shooters.
	So they're saying it's more accurate because you can hold the gun better.
	And concealed carry holders alike.
	Check them out on Instagram, at Sonoran Defense, for pictures and videos of their work.
	If you need more information on their products and services, you will want to check out their...
	I'm sorry, dude.
	Also, there's a lot being cut off.
	Yes.
	So Sonoran Defense is mainly known as a laser engraving company, but they specialize in Glock polymers.
	That's the main thing that you missed there that's important.
	Okay, and then do the last two paragraphs because they get cut off.
	Sonar and Defense also offers laser marked AR-15 magazines with many designs to choose from as well as custom designs that are not listed on their website.
	Okay, so to their Sonoran Defense Instagram, and you'll see designs such as the Honkler, Taytay, as seen on the Grand Thumb YouTube, and much more.
	They even have custom engraving for yours truly, Gavin McInnis, which I trust Ryan is showing right now behind me.
	I'm not.
	And of course, they do custom requests to put your own personalized image, text, or logos on mags for you.
	Now, it's good that we're having these difficulties with the read because you're getting more bang for your bucks, Sonoran.
	Yes.
	Can you pull up those pictures of the magazines?
	They're in the email from Sean.
	Yes, but I'm going to stop reading.
	Their products and services are great gift options for holidays, weddings, Mother and Father's Day, or even just treating yourself again.
	This company does so much that I can't stress enough that they have an in-depth, frequently asked questions on their website for any questions you might have about their products and services.
	If you need further info, send them an email and they will get right back to you.
	Sonoran Defense is their website and enter promo code JokerFace for 10% off everything except for firearms.
	See behind you there?
	Maddie wears this censored hat 24 hours a day.
	Yeah.
	Not 24 hours.
	I don't know why they have the code JokerFace.
	I don't get that.
	I don't really understand what the significance of that would be.
	musique
	Oh, I understand now.
	Don't stone, stone, stone, stones.
	I like to keep the Friday show nice and clean.
	It's available to everyone.
	I don't want to come across as too controversial on Fridays.
	So it's our most censored show on Censored.
	And I like to avoid the topic of racism because no matter how delicately you tread around that subject here in America, you can get in big trouble.
	So we will not be discussing racism at any point during the show.
	I'm a black female.
	What other differences, what else could I have done to piss you off?
	Black woman?
	This is really inconvenient.
	That was crazy!
	I have a dream.
	Oh, Black Betty, bam, bam.
	Whoa, Black Betty, bam, bam.
	Black Betty had a child.
	Bam, bam, bam.
	I thought that I was gay, gay, gay, gay.
	So a long time ago, we talked about a pub in Britain that had gollywogs.
	I am Scottish.
	I was born in England, but we would go back to Scotland at least once a year, and I would spend the summers there in Glasgow.
	Great times, great times, great culture.
	Everyone is funny in Glasgow.
	And we would have golly wog.
	There was a marmalade company that had a golly wog.
	And if you bought enough jars of this marmalade, you'd get a golly wog.
	Every kid had a golly wog.
	It was like a teddy bear.
	And it was actually an American woman from New York who moved to Britain.
	And she was a cartoonist.
	And she had a golly wog as a kid in the early 1900s.
	So she made a bunch of kids' books with this golly wog on them.
	So it's an integral part of British culture.
	But because the doll's skin is so dark and the lips are so big, it's racist.
	I used to try to collect that kind of stuff, that old black Americana.
	But rich blacks like Whoopi Goldberg and Spike Lee have pushed the price up.
	In a way, they sort of got it off the market.
	To buy a golly wog now is probably like $100.
	Oh, that's unfortunate, Ryan.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	So this pub, you should be showing golly wogs while we talk about golly wogs.
	I just showed one.
	No, that's racist.
	That's the marmalade.
	It was Robertson's marmalade, yeah.
	Totally effing harmless.
	And by the way, when I'm in Jamaica, that's how they portray themselves on cartoons.
	Like if you get a fridge magnet in fucking Kingston, it'll have like a black, a dude that black, and it'll say, welcome to Jamaica.
	It's only white people that invented this concept of being offended by that look.
	I don't even get why it's offensive.
	But anyway, so this pub had a bunch of golly wogs as a collection, and then either a rival gollywog collector.
	This is from Jamaica.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	That's hilarious.
	Maybe jars, mock, and then maybe jars people.
	Someone called the cops, and because it's Britain, and they are totally incapable of comprehending the concept of free speech, the police came and with the transparent garbage bag took all their gollywogs.
	So I assumed the locals would band together and fight this.
	The people who frequented the pub, who patronized it.
	No, the whole community told them to F off.
	Everyone's disgusted.
	And then their suppliers stopped sending them booze.
	Now, we had a pub.
	Vice had a pub in London.
	I'm not sure it's still around.
	It's called the Old Blue Last.
	And the economics of pubs is very confusing in Britain.
	I mean, they've been around.
	They probably invented pubs.
	I went to a pub in Nottingham.
	I think it was called Jerusalem or something.
	And it was 800 years old.
	Now, I'm from Canada.
	Canada is like 30 years old.
	They got their national anthem in 1980.
	So they're 40 years old.
	Are they even independent?
	I mean, the queen is still on the money.
	So it's basically still a British colony.
	So 800 years old does not compute into this brain.
	How old is America?
	Like 250 years old?
	Anyway, there's a thing where like you have a pub, but you don't own the pub.
	You kind of lease the right to use the taps, and then Newcastle or tenants or whatever owns the rights.
	And you're sort of renting the right to have a building around the pipes.
	I don't get it at all.
	But the point is that when the suppliers start messing with you, it's not easy to just go, whatever, we'll get different beers.
	Like, there's a bar not far from here up north in New Rochelle where after the Bud Light thing happened, and the owner's gay, by the way, but he's mega.
	He goes, you know what?
	I'm done with Anheuser-Busch.
	And he could do that.
	It's his bar.
	He owns it.
	And he switched all the bud to like Coors Banquet, which is growing on me, and a bunch of other beers, PBR and Yingling and stuff.
	I don't think you can do that there.
	So they went under.
	They were bankrupted because one person found Gollywogs discriminatory.
	And again, I've said this a million times.
	Don't poo-poo Canada and Britain as foreign countries.
	They are worse than us when it comes to free speech, yes.
	But I promise you, that is not far away, if not here already.
	Can you imagine a bar having gollywogs in New York City?
	It would be one complaint.
	It would probably get vandalized.
	Instead of the police coming, it would just be burnt to the ground.
	What if you buy one of these in Jamaica and you bring it back?
	Are you an asshole now?
	Yeah.
	What if you're black, you own a bar in Manhattan, and it's a Jamaican-themed bar, and you have some of your Jamaican dolls in it?
	Is that okay?
	I've actually seen, holy shit, this might be in the racism Google Doc, Ryan.
	But I saw there was this woman who, she said she went to a meditation center, a retreat, and someone was laughing at a video on their phone.
	And it was a black guy saying, bad word coming up, folks.
	Be prepared.
	He said, the Irish are the niggers of Europe.
	And she was mortified by that because she heard the N-word.
	And she filed a complaint with the place.
	And she's, no, no, she's filing a discrimination suit.
	She's suing them because she went to go to a nice retreat and she heard the N-word.
	And she claims that whoever was watching the funny video was looking over at her.
	Now, I dug up the video.
	And it is a totally benevolent, friendly video where this guy is a pretty mediocre black comedian.
	But he says, I was in Ireland and someone came up to me like, how are you doing, Yer?
	Yeah, big fuck, be a big fucking cunt.
	And he goes, all of my friends are like, hey, whoa.
	And he goes, stop.
	I speak Irish.
	I'm actually delivering it better than he did.
	And he goes, what he means is, would you like to grab a beer?
	You seem like a good guy.
	And so we did grab a beer.
	And then that's when he said the Irish are the ends of the world.
	And yeah, this is what she saw.
	She's suing a place because of a black person's joke.
	That's your own medicine, lady.
	Make them come where you at.
	Like, I was in Ireland, and I had, you know, done my gig, and I was outside having a smoke, a couple of friends around.
	The drunk Irish dude, short, walks right past us, freezes, and walks right up to me and says, "Jeez, you're a bit mean looking cunt." Go forward a little bit.
	And the friends started getting.
	That's a great greeting.
	But I'll never get.
	And you know, I was drinking with him later, and he said something to me that a lot of white Irishmen have said to me since.
	Like, and they say it warmly, like, you know, like you should be charmed or something like that.
	says, hey, Reg, you know Irish people are considered the niggers of Europe.
	LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Not much of an Irish accent there, buddy.
	All right, we get it.
	We get it.
	That reminds me of this guy.
	But with Scotland.
	Oh, I hate that guy.
	They don't know what language they're speaking.
	Apparently, it makes you better at catching fish.
	Catching fish.
	I feel like I can get his Scottish.
	No, you can't.
	You just did Irish, and then you did Sean Connery.
	If you give me, I could do this.
	Your response to those emotional treatments.
	Your response to those.
	What are you doing the Sean Connery thing?
	That is a Scot who is trying to sound erudite.
	Isn't he?
	Let me see.
	Where your heart lies.
	Far more important in deciding.
	Far more important.
	Eden, whether you're Scottish, whether you're Scottish, than some minuscule genetic difference.
	Genetic.
	Yeah, there's things on there I can grab onto.
	Well, you want to do a Razi desert or a Ned.
	But that's important.
	I want to do a Glaswegian Ned.
	That weird...
	Just breaking news.
	Young Glaswegians have their own accent.
	That doesn't sound like your dad's Glaswegian.
	Same with Toronto.
	They have a weird, I think they got it from England because London has a very weird Jamaican kind of thing.
	Is this Ned?
	Who's Ned?
	It's been a topic, but it's been requested for so long.
	For so long.
	Since I started making schools.
	Ned is like, it's slang.
	It means like a type of guy.
	Yeah, it means like never educated something.
	It means like white trash.
	Delinquent?
	Yeah, delinquent is in there.
	Paul, right?
	What side of Paul?
	I was working to a few other boys from other areas.
	Yeah, that's like hard.
	I'm going to stick to the...
	Other boys from other areas.
	I'm going to go entry level with black guy, Scottish dude.
	Did you see this chick on that show?
	Oh, cool.
	Yeah.
	2-0?
	It's a very viral show where, and it's kind of shooting fish in a barrel where these guys who know their arguments, they get a room of hot chicks together and then they say things like OnlyFans is bad, and then these dumb bitches try to defend it.
	It's just embarrassing.
	But look at this.
	I was staring at this guy, and I was like, How do I know you?
	And then I realized, DC Comics, when I was in my, when I was like 11 or 12, I was really into Flash.
	And there was a black bad guy named Chunk.
	Okay.
	And that's Chunk.
	Here, go back to the thing so we can see it in action.
	It's an it.
	If you were such a godly man who's returned for God, you should learn for a little bit more acceptance and tolerance.
	Let me ask you this.
	Is God tolerant?
	I think God made us all in his life.
	He didn't make any mistakes, right?
	So if he created trans people, it's rare a human makes you laugh just like existing choose to do that.
	You should do stand-up comedy and just stand there.
	That was not a fucking choice, really.
	You didn't choose to go on hormones.
	You don't choose to dress this way.
	You don't choose to identify as a woman.
	You don't choose to wear a weave.
	You don't choose to put on makeup and present yourself as a woman.
	So I'm going to go back to the original question.
	You said it's my job as a Christian.
	By the way, she's talking about how God made trans people.
	No, he didn't.
	He made a boy.
	And you went against his wishes and said, actually, you fucked up, God.
	I'm a hideous fat chick.
	Who is uglier?
	Who would you rather have sex with?
	Tarana Burke or that thing?
	Well, that's a trans, so Tarana Burke.
	That wrecks the whole question.
	What if that was a chick, though?
	I think still Tarana Burke.
	Really?
	Because she's more shapely, believe it or not.
	Her face is bananas.
	But you could just not look at the face.
	Her body, every touch that you touch her, you'd be reminded that she's a golem.
	That's because that's the best.
	Every touch that you touch her.
	Every touch you touch.
	You get your job too much.
	Look at that.
	He's way bigger.
	Who fucks that, honestly?
	But what about this head size?
	Does that have...
	I don't even know.
	And it's especially stark when surrounded with a bunch of eights.
	The size is good.
	Look at it.
	It doesn't look human.
	Yeah.
	It looks like a cool drawing.
	Carmine Infantino used to draw the flash.
	This looks like a Carmine Infantino drawing.
	Should we show it?
	Yeah.
	That's Chunk.
	Zoom in on Chunk.
	I'm so not racist that I forgot Chunk was black.
	Doesn't that look like Chunk?
	Anyway, so I started looking up Chunk because I hadn't thought of him since 1981.
	And they've rebooted him.
	And now he's slim and cool.
	He's not a bad guy anymore.
	He's dating Flash's ex-girlfriend.
	And look at what he looks like now.
	That's what he looked like.
	Now he's a cool dude.
	Well, he still has glasses.
	He's still black.
	He still has green.
	Hey, look at this list.
	Again, the way America treats blacks is just relentless charity.
	He was a child genius.
	He started off as a villain.
	That's when I had last checked in.
	Okay, keep going.
	Yeah, we got that one.
	Okay, he has a cataclysm inside of him.
	He turned his power into a business.
	He's a genius and a businessman.
	He's the Flash's best friend.
	What?
	Okay, I guess the Joker is going to be Batman's best pal?
	He hired Wally's mom.
	Wally is the Flash.
	He hired her as his assistant.
	You know what it is?
	It's nerds.
	Nerds worship black people.
	And so when they put him in a comic and they're a giant fat villain, they give him a large family and he's not a villain anymore.
	Keep going?
	I think it worked because a lot of blacks are nerds now.
	He's engaged to Wally's ex-girlfriend?
	What?
	All right.
	What the fuck?
	Now he's a superhero.
	For a brief period.
	He has a stylized way of talking.
	What is that doing there?
	that's not nothing to do with race.
	That's nothing to do with race.
	That's nothing to do with race.
	I want to talk about aviation briefly.
	We've been discussing it.
	We noticed in April there was about five near crashes and not just planes in the air or on the runway, but like the vans crashing into them.
	And I've noticed that affirmative action is not just taking over pilots and everything else, but it's in like the guys who work at the airport.
	And there's two strange cultural things that may be happening with this.
	And I want to just absolve myself of racism by saying affirmative action doesn't just mean get more blacks involved.
	It means more trannies and anyone who's weird, not the majority, get them in.
	Get white males out is what it really means.
	And I would have a problem with that if it was we need more albinos.
	So I'm not bashing African American people of color.
	I'm bashing the death of meritocracy.
	I want the very best pilot for the job.
	If 100% of pilots are straight white males who were skinheads, then by all means, get in the plane.
	I don't want you to start fluffing up things.
	You don't do it to the NBA, so don't do it to my plane.
	But two things I've noticed is now that, like JFK, for example, it's completely black, top to bottom, bag handlers, security, everyone who works there is black, and it's boiling in there.
	It's like 80 degrees at all times.
	And you see these white people like in their t-shirts, carrying their jackets and their blazers and stuff, because it's Afrikan.
	And we talked, the first time we covered this subject, we only had a few cases.
	I've got a lot here.
	This baby monster wrote in and he goes, forgive me for sounding racist, but there is a particular demographic that is disproportionately fond of marijuana smoking.
	And it's possible that they are involved, that is involved in these accidents.
	But anyway, before we get to the green screen, I just want to show you because not only are we seeing incompetence there, but with tickets getting cheaper, we're seeing a lot of trash on planes and a lot of fighting.
	And because the flight attendants are hired based on if they're trans or gay or albinos or Native American, you're not getting people qualified to deal with it.
	So this isn't exactly totally on target before we get to the green screen, but I saw this guy, you know what the Butt Boys are?
	That's a club I started to rival the Proud Boys, and it's people who don't let anyone butt in line.
	So you can be male or female as a butt boy.
	And here are some female butt boys trying to prevent the guy from butting.
	And his contention is, no, I make the rules.
	And now my rule is I'm butting in line.
	And I'm getting out the plane first.
	No.
	And by the way, I'm becoming a huge Karen fan.
	They are on the front lines.
	Yeah, sometimes they're wrong.
	But at least they're doing something.
	Men, if they put a guy in a chokehold for trying to beat the shit out of women, they go to jail.
	That Marine who chokeholded that dude on the subway.
	First of all, everyone wants to kill him.
	People are mad at the police and Eric Adams for not killing him.
	And he's probably going to jail for defending people.
	So maybe Karens are all we have in this society.
	So look at these Karen butt boys trying to stop this homosexual black man from butting in line.
	Well, that's not how I work.
	I make the rules as I go.
	Well, I make the rules as I go.
	I don't know about you, but I do.
	Guess what?
	And I'm breaking them right now, too.
	We're living in a society.
	Look at that.
	Yes, you can do that.
	Don't be rude to me because one thing I can do is be rude back to you.
	It's what I can't be.
	You were just rude.
	Don't be rude to me after I butt.
	I can be rude as fuck.
	I didn't push no damn body.
	If you want to stand away like you're a bodyguard, I moved you out my way is what I did.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought you shoved.
	I thought you butted length and shoved.
	Anyway, that's not really what I'm talking about.
	I'm talking about affirmative action airlines, and I'm going to go talk about it over there.
	Come with me.
	Yes, come on, everybody.
	That intro sucked.
	It's not what I'm talking about.
	That guy budding in line, I mean, that's got nothing to do with affirmative action.
	I mean, I guess you could argue the flight attendants don't know what they're doing, but let's not muddle things up, Gav.
	I'm talking about the Boeing and all of these airlines, American airlines, having these diversity initiatives where we're going to make sure there's no more white males at the airport.
	Okay, I guess.
	I don't know why that's a big concern, but it's not working out very well.
	And I've noticed this has been happening on a drastic asymptote ever since 2023 began.
	So I've got a few examples for you here.
	Go to 2.7.
	So I've got them all dated.
	This is April 30th, right?
	Oh, this just happened.
	This is what inspired me to do a recap of the whole thing.
	So blow up that picture.
	He explains everything in the picture.
	I mean, the video.
	So I'm on the plane right now.
	I'm about to take off.
	And my neighbors here are on standby.
	They're on the flight.
	And they overfueled the plane.
	So now they're kicking people off the plane.
	That's crazy.
	And to think that you can just slip this out.
	Yeah, take some of the gas out.
	God bless you.
	They're next.
	Oh, man.
	Well, I pray whatever happens, blessings on you.
	He's gracing it all.
	Amen.
	But American Airlines do better.
	That's crazy.
	So they overfueled the plane.
	Again, if this was just one instance, you go, oh, I guess someone was hungover at work having a bad day.
	No, I think they were a diversity higher and they're stoned.
	They overfueled the plane.
	So everyone who's on standby has to get off to reduce the weight.
	You want to get, I guess you want to get down like 600 pounds or something.
	So you get rid of what, like four people, three fatties.
	So that just happened.
	But let's go back a bit, okay?
	Towards the end of last year, the New York Times had an exciting announcement to make.
	You ready for this?
	The cockpit is going to be black and female.
	The end of the all-male, all-white cockpit.
	And you know how much I hate shit like this because the allegation is that we were not a meritocracy before.
	It was racism where we said, I want only white males in the cockpit.
	And there's all these qualified black women going, but, but, but I can fly a plane.
	No, not on my watch, lady.
	Get the hell out of here.
	And then we finally removed that barrier.
	It's a dumb hypothesis.
	Who came up with it that we were sitting there refusing American Indians and trannies and gay?
	No, not on my watch.
	Straight white males or nothing in the cockpit.
	And lives are being lost.
	Anthony was talking about Boeing having this diversity initiative when it comes to building the things where it is so delicate that the guys who build these engines, everything's down to like billionth of an inch.
	When they're tired or something, or they go, oh, I've been doing this for a while, they go, okay, here's a cot.
	Have a nap.
	Can I get you anything?
	You want a roast beef sandwich?
	Like it's that delicate.
	They want everyone to be perfectly sober, awake, and relaxed.
	And then they go, no, I want the new Mexican.
	So they're finding like modelos in the equipment.
	And Boeing is having to send back stuff since they came up with this concept of diversity in the factory.
	No, goodity in the factory.
	Sober, focused, qualified people of any race.
	So that was last year.
	And they started really pushing it.
	And then all the airlines would put out these announcements.
	We're having a diversity initiative.
	And I have noticed personally, and so have you, that flying has become weird.
	It's become dangerous.
	We keep hearing about accidents.
	The past two flights I've been on, we got to the runway, we landed, and we had nowhere to go.
	Any port in a storm?
	No.
	twice now.
	There was no, and we sat there for like half an hour waiting for it.
	So I'm sure you're going to be told that I'm wrong and this is not, flying has not become drastically worse in the past six months to a year.
	But don't believe your lying eyes.
	You see it.
	It's like I got into an argument with a teacher the other day and it was raining and I go, it's freezing.
	The kids are going to get cold.
	They're going to get sick.
	And she goes, I'm a biologist, okay?
	You don't get sick from a cold.
	You get sick from germs.
	And I was like, yeah, I've heard that science meme, but I know that when I get freezing cold, I get sick.
	Your immune system sucks when you're freezing cold.
	Like, you know when it's down to your bones?
	And when your immune system is down, you are more prone to germs.
	And I know that's true because I see when my kids get really cold, they get sick.
	Believe your eyes.
	So what was this now?
	That's 2.8 we did.
	So then March 2023, this was a major turning point.
	The Biden had an FAA nominee.
	You know what he used to do?
	He used to run a bus system for a city, but he's black, so let's get him in there.
	He knows nothing about aviation.
	He knows exactly as much as I know about aviation.
	So here is his interrogation, which is a normal process for any appointee.
	And he doesn't know anything at all.
	Washington, can you quickly tell me what airspace requires an ADS-B transponder?
	Not sure I can answer that question right now.
	That's okay.
	We'll just keep going.
	So that's a pretty important part.
	So what are the six types of special use airspace that protect this national security that appear on FAA charts?
	Sorry, Senator, I cannot answer that question.
	So what are the operational limitations of a pilot flying under Basic Med?
	Senator, I'm not a pilot, so obviously.
	I don't know these things either, nor do you, but no one's asking us to run the FAA.
	Federal Aviation Administration.
	So any idea what those restrictions are under basic med quickly?
	Well, some of the restrictions I think would be high blood pressure.
	Some of them would be...
	You heard Med.
	He said, well.
	What if you overfuel?
	Should you get rid of every chubby person who was on standby?
	What altitude you can fly under?
	We're literally dying to be not racist.
	50 knots.
	So it's not having anything to do with that.
	As the plane crashes, you go, well, at least I'm diverse.
	Spin or to stall.
	Again, Senator, I'm not a pilot.
	Okay, let's keep going.
	What are these and on and on, by the way?
	We're halfway through.
	That's clip one.
	You responded as follows.
	Here's him lying under oath.
	My personal Twitter account is comprised of posts about my mystery novels, events at the White House Historical Association, Pittsburgh sports teams, travels, and my dog.
	End quote.
	Is this an accurate statement?
	Yes, Senator.
	I just remind you.
	Why do you show me this?
	Is this an accurate statement?
	Yes, Senator.
	Oh, this is another bitch.
	Yeah, go back to the first one.
	His priorities would be to fully implement that certification act and reports.
	You know the three types, Mr. Washington?
	The three types?
	Okay.
	Yeah, that's type certificate, production certificate, and airworthiness certificates.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	The guy has no idea what he's doing, and he puts us all in danger.
	And this, you remember the New York Times article, the end of the white male pilot?
	Well, Ryan, this is this thing I emailed to you.
	I think this sums up exactly what I'm talking about perfectly.
	When you absolve yourself of meritocracy, you don't get qualified people of all shapes and sizes.
	You get not qualified people who don't even want to be there.
	That's the thing.
	Like, say you just went up to some random dude on the street and you go, I've got some great news.
	You're the singer of the rolling stones.
	And he goes, oh, okay, that's profitable, right?
	They make lots of money.
	Okay.
	I guarantee you, two days into the tour, he'd be like, I miss my kids.
	I don't want to do this anymore.
	I realize I don't even like rock.
	And my throat hurts.
	I didn't know I'd be doing so much yelling.
	They don't want these jobs.
	Wait, is that it?
	This is the email.
	That says.
	I have pictures, but this is the email, yeah.
	No, no, no.
	That's not what I'm looking for.
	It's about a woman who can't believe she's a pilot.
	She gave up.
	Was that called Affirmative Action Airlines?
	It was.
	poopy I just sent it to you.
	All right.
	Yeah, that email was the one that was the baby monster saying.
	I think pot is a factor here.
	ATC made my student cry.
	Air traffic control made my student cry.
	My student was trying to operate out of a busy airport solo.
	She doesn't really study all that often, but she already has a seniority number at Delta.
	She's pretty bad on the radios, but I sent her out anyway.
	Don't do that.
	Turns out she doesn't know her left from her right, and she started to bother the controllers.
	She then burst into tears because the controllers weren't simping for her, hopped out of the aircraft with engine running, and hit a parked jet.
	She's thinking of quitting, and it just really makes my blood boil.
	Why would she give up a job at Delta?
	Any advice?
	Yeah, cut your losses.
	The answer is no.
	Bye-bye.
	I have a letter, I think, here about air traffic controllers, too, right?
	Because he said the next generation of ATC are totally incompetent.
	Yeah, I'll get to that when we're done the green screen.
	But you don't want air traffic controllers to be anything but 100% based on merit.
	They're the ones who make sure the planes don't crash.
	And they seem to be at least almost crashing a hell of a lot this year.
	So now we've done April, right?
	April was the overfueled plane.
	Then I went March.
	Now I'm going back to January.
	Remember that?
	We've already covered this, but that woman got sucked into an engine.
	They had told her many times to avoid the engines when they're running.
	She ignored them.
	May have been pot related.
	And got sucked in.
	Go to 3-1.
	Go to 3-1.
	Alabama airline worker who died after being sucked into an engine so violently it shook the entire plane.
	She's a mother of three and had been repeatedly warned to stay back.
	Go down a bit.
	Like getting sucked in.
	Isn't there any sort of life survival instinct where you go, that's very windy.
	I'm going to avoid it.
	I got a lot of people sending.
	After we talked about that, we got a lot of people sending us pictures of the gore.
	Look at guts and engine.
	That's what it looked like afterwards.
	Yikes.
	Just absolutely mashed.
	Look at all the blood.
	Oh, my God.
	I didn't realize that.
	That's all her body there.
	Maybe I should have said NSFW.
	And then this other picture that I sent with that, Ryan, it shows some guy who was like a flight attendant and now he's a pilot.
	Don't stand there.
	Not even for pictures.
	I saw some.
	There was some flight attendant who became a pilot.
	This guy was working on the ramp engine.
	And he hit the tarmac so hard that one of the crew members had to be was hospitalized.
	Had to be rushed to the hospital to deal with.
	I don't know.
	Broken arm.
	And then in February, there was that United flight that almost crashed.
	Remember this one?
	We talked about this before.
	Where it dipped down into the ocean.
	Didn't go into the ocean, but was headed for that.
	People must have been hysterical on the flight.
	And then it pulls up.
	It turns around.
	And oh, boy, it lands on the tarmac.
	And the scariest part of this for me is that ATC never spoke to them.
	There was no back and forth.
	About that incident.
	Wow.
	Yeah, look at that flight path.
	Now, these stories as individual stories are not that relevant.
	But it's the frequency in all of these this year that is freaking me out.
	Then there was February 2023.
	Everything I'm telling you besides that New York Times article is this year.
	Passenger bus collides with an airplane.
	Remember this one?
	Like, how do you smash into an airplane?
	You're in a very wide open area.
	It was traffic?
	That smells of weed to me.
	Turn it up.
	And then also in February 2023.
	I've got several incidents in February alone.
	There was that FedEx and Southwest.
	Remember that?
	I think it was Southwest was landing and there was a FedEx plane taking off.
	And they almost landed on top of one another.
	The administration says on Saturday.
	The administration says on Saturday, a FedEx Boeing 767 was coming into land as a Southwest airline 737 was cleared to take off ahead of it.
	Air traffic control recordings detail apparent concern from the tower as the Southwest flight remained on the runway.
	Southwest says we're confirmed on the road.
	out but preliminary flight radar 24 data did you notice anything about that voice yeah it sounded a little ibonic on the runway southwest ricks firm on the row in a row do you mean roll but preliminary flight radar 24 data shows the two planes remaining on a collision course okay the f a same month mesa airlines had to abort the flight this is 3.9 don't do bother with 3.8 a passenger jet was forced to abort its landing wednesday at hollywood burbank
	airport in los angeles after another jet had been cleared to take off from the same runway federal authorities said the latest in a recent series of close calls between planes at u.s airports these two stories are like weeks apart was cleared for takeoff and the mesa pilot aborted the landing with the plane just over a mile from the same runway a string of similar mix-ups prompted the faa to call for a safety summit next month huh then we had
	March, a week later.
	I hope you guys aren't taking planes there to the safety summit.
	We will be driving to the summit.
	United Flight returned to Houston Airport because of a mechanical issue.
	Here in New York, we call Houston Street Houston Street.
	Then a month later in April, the FAA pushes for women and minorities to apply for air traffic controller jobs.
	Hmm.
	Are you noticing a pattern here?
	The more diversity we push, the more problems we have.
	Diversity isn't sounding like one of our strengths.
	And then there was employees killed on the tarmac at Austin Airport.
	So the FAA pushes for more women and minorities to apply for air traffic controller jobs.
	Immediately after, we start seeing people die on the tarmac.
	American Airlines employee killed in tarmac accident at Austin International Airport.
	around 2 p.m the austin police department responded to a report of a crash at the airport apd spokesperson officer destiny silva told destiny said um the employee was operating a ground service vehicle that struck a jet bridge silva said austin travis county ems responded to the scene for a report of a man with traumatic injuries yep and this has happened before by the way 4-3 same airport incident
	that happened here today the austin police department's vehicular homicide unit is investigating thursday night after an american airlines employee was killed while on the job aus communications which is the airport communications contacted the city oh this is the same case it must communications is this a different case.
	I don't even know.
	Because that's Silva.
	It's Silva, but she might be...
	I think there was more than one death at Austin Airport.
	I'm going to be there next month.
	Sir, you can't wear a motorcycle helmet on the plane.
	I am going to, and I'm wearing football gear.
	The man was pronounced dead on scene.
	Police say several people witnessed what happened.
	APD knows who the man is, but isn't identifying him at this time out of respect for the family and everyone involved.
	This is the second death in recent memory on the Austin airport's tarmac.
	In 2020, a man was hit and killed by a Southwest Airlines plane flying in from Dallas.
	He was not an employee at the airport and not authorized to be on the runway.
	Okay, that's kind of a different one.
	So those two ones I just sold were the same one, the guy and the jet bridge.
	The other one he's talking about was from two years ago, and I'm not really counting that.
	If someone runs out onto the tarmac, they're not supposed to be there.
	We're not counting that.
	And that was three years ago.
	I'm focused on this year.
	So sorry for taking one story and treating it like it's two.
	Then in April, again, the previous thing I just talked about was April.
	This is April also.
	The U.S. Army has grounded aviators for training after two helicopter crashes killed 12 people.
	Have you not noticed the military has been pushing diversity like crazy?
	We just got the Navy's got a new trans spokesperson.
	Aviators not involved in critical missions have been grounded this following two recent chopper crashes that leave 12 soldiers dead.
	According to the U.S. Army, the aviators will be grounded while pilots focus on safety and training protocols.
	The safety standdown comes after Thursday's mid-air collision of two helicopters near Fort Wainwright, Alaska.
	Three people killed the guys.
	One was wounded.
	Just weeks earlier, two helicopters crashed during a training mission near Fort Campbell, Kentucky.
	God hates killing all non-soldiers aboard the aircraft.
	God wants the most qualified person driving the plane, driving the helicopter.
	If you go against his wishes and you randomly choose people based on whatever the culture is at the time, you will crash.
	You will die.
	It's demonic.
	Yeah, you heard me.
	All this diversity mongering is demonic.
	Die.
	Diversity, inclusion, equity.
	Then there was four, five.
	So in April, we saw that American Airlines won a diversity award.
	Go click on that first picture.
	I posted this on social media.
	American Airlines earns perfect score on corporate equity index over the last two decades.
	That's fantastic.
	So that was, sorry, that was last year.
	I just posted it in April.
	And then this month, we have an American Airlines plane exploding into flames.
	When I first saw this, I thought it was like a Columbia or some third world country.
	Nope.
	It's American Airlines, the same people celebrating all their diversity awards.
	And I think it's happening in other countries.
	Like in Hungary.
	We just had two WizAir planes crash into each other.
	Now, this is just a theory.
	I can't prove it.
	But I have a feeling that diversity is destroying aviation all over the world.
	But that's a different presentation.
	And then we had Tucker did a segment about this, too.
	He must have stolen it from me when I first did it.
	And he spoke to a pilot about this.
	We've been speaking to pilots and air traffic controllers, too.
	I'll get to that when we're done on the green screen.
	But here's, if you go to minute 29 and you have Tucker reading a letter from a dude.
	We'll just wait for that to load.
	Come on, buddy.
	Got a 56k modem here.
	Commercial air travel.
	Just told me about a B triple seven off Maui that put the lives of passengers in grave danger.
	Quote, Name Redacted just told me about a B triple seven off Maui that almost crashed two nights ago.
	Both pilots became disoriented and pulled out of a dive 300 feet above the water, pulling two and a half Gs.
	I'm just home from Denver Training Center.
	There's some real horror stories out there about United, but management is hell-bent on just ignoring what is going on.
	The investigation is still ongoing, but the captain of the Maui flight was brand new.
	There was a new hire first officer, and my understanding is that we almost lost an airplane for no good reason.
	Both have been sent back to go through the four-week course.
	The new hire here on my fleet is a nightmare.
	It took him 50 hours to get through initial operating experience.
	Worse yet, talking to his instructor, out of his 25 landings in the simulator, 15 ended up in the middle of the middle.
	It's like the one we started with, with the girl hopping under the plane.
	They said his radio work was like that of a private pilot.
	He has no situational awareness.
	I'm jump-seating to SFO right now.
	A United B7777 first officer is next to me.
	She said the training is totally inadequate for new hires.
	Her husband helps train them at United's in-house pilot academy, Aviate.
	He's constantly asking these kids who come in, has anyone told you what this is?
	Many have no idea what they're getting into.
	They're hiring people straight out of high school now.
	Zero aviation knowledge or desire.
	It's just about the money and adhering to ESG.
	End quote.
	Okay, that's an.
	That's a big thing, too, with affirmative action.
	Lack of desire.
	When you push people to go into a profession because it's a whim of yours, it's not going to be a whim of theirs.
	And I want pilots to be nerds.
	I want them to be obsessed with planes.
	I don't want them going, what?
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, I'll try it.
	No, not good enough.
	Now, this may or may not be related, but have you noticed the flying experience has people fighting and brawling and butting in line more.
	That could also be related to this.
	The first half of this presentation has been facts.
	I gave you enough circumstantial evidence for you to notice a pattern.
	This one, this next part, is a little more theoretical.
	Now, with all of these unqualified people at the airport, people are getting pissed off and it's making them more likely to fight.
	And the flight attendants are not able to handle it.
	So bear with me here, but is this, these cases, part of the pattern?
	Like 4-9.
	Well, that's a bad example, actually.
	Let's not do that one.
	Go to 5-0.
	So compare this with the guy budding in line.
	Oh, yeah, this was going to Australia, I think.
	Oh, my God.
	A fight breaks out.
	They're using a bottle, and it breaks the glass of the plane.
	Some of the most important glass in the world is the windows of a plane.
	And then go to 5-1?
	I mean, this is Australia.
	This is a bit of a stretch.
	But you have noticed, haven't you?
	Lots more tension on the plane.
	What's 5-1?
	Okay, so at least, where are we here?
	Wait, that's.
	Yeah, that's Australia again.
	That's the same fight.
	Now, I'm not going to include that.
	Sorry.
	Pretty disorganized show, folks.
	So ignore that ending part.
	But the point here is that I think it's a message from God.
	God says meritocracy.
	God says if you're a Kenyan runner, you're going to dominate all of the marathons, and so be it.
	That's great.
	Congratulations, Kenyans.
	You won another marathon.
	If all of the pilots are white males, who cares?
	Leave it alone.
	It's God's plan.
	When you start cramming trannies into everything and making sure that there's a smorgasbord of races in the cockpit, people are going to die.
	don't do it I'm so not used to having your own music.
	Having my own music.
	As I was walking back, I was like, why did I choose that shitty song?
	Did you see this too?
	This is related, but.
	Oh, yeah, I forgot.
	Chrissy Mayer.
	And Keanu Reeves or whatever.
	And they made them change into a more revealing outfit.
	Change?
	That's Gino Biscante's girlfriend.
	Nothing stays the same.
	They made them change into a more revealing outfit in front of everyone.
	So they were in their panties at the gate.
	I think they have a case to sue.
	But that's got nothing to do with what I'm saying.
	Well, kind of.
	I mean, like, who are the people that...
	Any fucking airport is definitely all black people.
	TSA to the people at the gate.
	I've had good and bad experiences alike.
	But if you have any experience at all, it's with a black person working at that place.
	So is it possible that who told them to train with no guard and no cover, basically?
	What do they look like?
	Was it university hire?
	Oh, yeah.
	Let's find out right now.
	We can call her.
	Contacts?
	Say their name.
	I don't have her name, but I think I'm going to go to the next one.
	Yeah, here we go.
	So you think it was a black dude who wanted to see them change?
	Or just like, oh, I'm sorry, you have to change here.
	Could be a.
	What do they call it?
	A humiliation ritual.
	If comedians get up late, she might still be asleep.
	This is not looking good, folks.
	Don't get your hopes up.
	I'm about to give up.
	Mayor shared the photo of herself and friend pre-outfit change.
	Features the two in crop tops, wearing a maxi skirt, the other one in trousers.
	What is that face she's making?
	I don't know.
	Is she making fun of Asians?
	Ooh, change clues.
	I got this letter from a baby monster.
	I think we've read this on the show before, but it's port when we put this all together.
	The affirmative action hiring at airports might be worse than you can even see.
	I'm an electrician and project manager for ElectroContractor.
	I've worked at Dulles International Airport and Air Traffic Control Center in Leesburg, Virginia.
	While working at both places, I work with on-site engineers, maintenance personnel, and in-house project managers.
	There were about six older guys that held their positions for 35 to 40 years at both locations.
	They were all knowledgeable and very well qualified and just didn't want to make trouble to get to their retirement a year or two away.
	All the other people, every other person, not just some, was a woman or a minority.
	Most of these people were completely inept.
	One of the women, who was an electrical engineer at the air traffic control, was cool and did try hard.
	However, she would routinely joke about being in over her head.
	I don't want people involved in electricity at the airport to be quote-unquote in over their head.
	I want all of your tests to be way below your head.
	And having been hired just because she was a woman.
	And I want to make that clear, too, in this presentation.
	I'm not talking about black people.
	I'm talking about hiring women, gays, any kind of group, just because that's what they look like and not because they're good at their job.
	When you would get in a room or on a call alone with one of the old-timers, they too would joke about how bad all their co-workers were.
	So it's a joke from both sides.
	The old-timers know what they're doing, think it's funny, and make jokes about it.
	And so do the unqualified people who don't have the desire to be there.
	Most of the upper management in charge of construction and maintenance at Dules Airport are from African countries.
	They would talk about their degree for a university in some shithole country.
	The air traffic controllers were all affirmative action hires, too.
	You could tell based on their looks and attire, they all dressed like slobs, fat people in slides with blue hair.
	I fear that the air traffic controllers will be responsible for mass death soon.
	Not sure I would be flying right now after seeing these people.
	Great.
	Great news.
	Great times.
	Ryan, you have some thoughts on this, don't you?
	I have a lot of thoughts on this.
	Would you like to hear them?
	Yeah, let's hear what you got to say.
	Well, first of all, I don't know if it's necessarily the people necessarily to blame, whether it is the structure itself.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Continuous.
	What's the funny thing about marriage?
	You guys have certain words you use, like watch it.
	Like watch it.
	Or discipline and respect.
	No, my wife and I never say Frankenstein.
	We always say Frankenstein.
	Yes.
	But you forget that that's your little word.
	Yes.
	And shut up.
	No, I could relate to this.
	Don't say yes.
	Yes.
	I'm Robin.
	So I came in super late last night, like one in the morning, and I woke her up and she was pissed off.
	And she goes, she's all tired.
	She goes, you come in here making noise, banging around like Frankenstein.
	She was genuinely mad.
	It reminds me of my friend Marcus and his wife, Jen.
	They would talk about their dog Socco.
	And they would say if he shit somewhere or pissed somewhere, they go, he peed his pants.
	And he was fucking furious because she didn't walk the dog and he shit in the bathtub.
	And he's like, I'm coming in here.
	I want to have a shower.
	And Socco pooed his pants all over the fucking tub.
	And she's like, he doesn't have pants.
	Oh, fun stuff.
	We say the commote rent troll or just commote.
	Where's the commote?
	Frankenstein.
	It.
	Catch your nose.
	Speaking of Frankenstein, this guy writes in, sup fags, he says, Frankenstein Must Die by Jad Fair is the single worst song of all time.
	It is much worse than Let Me Put My Love Into You.
	I found this letter to be very strange.
	Like, how play Frankenstein Must Die.
	Yeah, I think there's reverse psychology right now.
	Who says this is a terrible song?
	Of course.
	Oh, it's supposed to be right.
	That's the gimmick.
	Like, who hears this and goes, that could be better.
	And it's called Beautiful Songs.
	You were there tied to a chair.
	Frankenstein had you by your hair.
	So I took out the gun that I had and I shot him.
	Good.
	Go back to the song.
	Look what happens after you kill Frankenstein.
	Dude.
	Ryan.
	Not you.
	Another Ryan sent that in.
	Dude, I'm worried about your IQ.
	To say this is a terrible song.
	Is Jackass also a movie that shows things that are dangerous and could hurt you?
	It is, yes, actually.
	Okay.
	This guy's saying, Gavin, are you a fucking minion?
	He says.
	What's that mean?
	Let's see the Vajer.
	It's a hurt.
	Yeah.
	Go to Mexico.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I don't get the reference.
	I guess it's a minion, the yellow minions.
	How do you not get that?
	I've never seen the minion movie.
	Or in Despicable Me.
	Okay.
	Yes, that was very minion-y.
	Nice catch.
	I was just watching Democracy Now and listening to yet another version of the founding of a particular group that's in the news.
	Do you have much of the founding on video?
	It might be interesting to see a compilation of media talking heads giving their versions of the founding and then play the actual thing to compare.
	I mean, the only group that has ever got Proud Boy sort of right is the SBS Dateline doc on YouTube.
	The Australian dudes who came and they actually stayed with me for like a day.
	And then we went to a boat party.
	See if you can pull that shit up, Jamie.
	I checked in on it because ABC was asking me if I'd want to talk about the Jan Six stuff.
	And I said what I said to the BBC, which is, of course, I would love to speak about it.
	This is how it's going to go.
	We're going to do the pre-interview.
	You're going to be shocked that the media has it so wrong.
	You're also going to be impressed that I'm articulate and can do these interviews well.
	That's tiny, shot in the foot by Antifa.
	Holy shit, he's a monster.
	Zoom out so people can see the thing.
	And then you're going to get a call from media relations at ABC or BBC or wherever it is, and you're going to be told that the interview is off.
	You're going to ask questions.
	Why is it off?
	And you're not going to get a response.
	And then guess what happened at the BBC?
	He said, it's going to be postponed.
	We'll check back in with you later.
	And I go, yeah.
	And then I said, told you.
	And you know what I had told him?
	I go, when this happens, I'm going to text you back.
	Told you.
	And I text him back, told you.
	So anyway, the ABC guy goes, is there anything I can, I hadn't heard that take before.
	Is there anything I should watch to learn about this club?
	And I said, watch this.
	Then I checked in on it.
	They've totally re-They've totally
	re-They've totally
	re-They've totally re-
	And he said that was me admitting that I'm secretly a white nationalist and it's a lie that it's about Western chauvinism.
	And it's like, dude, Richard, I sent that email to say to Jared Taylor, Peter Brimlow, and you that we need to get off the racial thing and focus on Westernism.
	All of your tropes remain intact, but get off the race thing because it ignores black patriots and gay patriots and Chinese patriots and people that we want on our side.
	That's why I was doing it.
	I wrote an article about this for American Renaissance where I said, stop dwelling in race and focus on culture.
	And then the takeaway from the left is he writes for a white nationalist website.
	So you can go to a white nationalist and say, write a letter for them saying to other white nationalists, guys, get off the race shit.
	Get off the anti-Semitism shit.
	Focus on the culture wars.
	And they'll go, oh, so now you're talking to Nazis?
	They did that with Richard Spencer, too.
	They gave me shit for having him on the show.
	And I go, I had him on the show to argue with him.
	You still give him a platform.
	Yeah, so did ESPN.
	David Duke used to be on CNN.
	He was fighting with people, but he existed.
	No, don't even give them a platform.
	All right.
	We're all going to get real smart not arguing with each other.
	But the other dumb thing Richard did was when alt-right meant alternative right, and it was kind of fun, and this was probably 2015, there was a seminar he did, and I think he self-sabotaged.
	He held up his fist or something.
	He may have even gone like that.
	Hail Trump.
	And he said, Hail Trump.
	And then everyone started chanting, Hail Trump.
	And that was the end of Alt-Right.
	Everyone, what the fuck?
	You're making it a Hitler thing?
	No, Hail.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We know that it's Hail Caesar or whatever, but sorry.
	Hail Trump.
	Hail has been ruined.
	So that was the end of Richard.
	Then she turned that bed looking, oh, that's bad.
	See, I don't think Richard really did anything wrong.
	Yes, he did.
	It seemed worse.
	I remember this clip, but looking back at it, hail, blah, blah, blah, hail, blah.
	Hail Trump.
	Hail, our people.
	Hail, victory.
	And just raising the glass.
	Bye-bye.
	But then when he did that, bye-bye.
	Such a dumb thing to do.
	And then also in that podcast, he goes, a proud boy started Charlottesville, created Charlottesville.
	No numb nuts.
	A guy who infiltrated the club at its nascence at its very beginning, he jumped into the beatdowns and he was sussed out at two different chapters.
	The media will never discuss this.
	He infiltrated the San Francisco chapter.
	They kicked him out.
	The same day they sussed out that he sucked.
	And then they infiltrated, I think, a Virginia chapter and they kicked him out.
	Same day.
	So a loser tried to get in the club and was kicked out two separate times.
	No, he's a proud boy.
	He was beaten in.
	We should have been more careful about prospects back then.
	All right, let's do one more letter.
	This show is running pretty long.
	Doopy-doop, boop-a-dee, boop-a-doo.
	So you don't want to see any more videos of like Asian midgets?
	Or any videos of the mustache?
	Yeah, the mailbag.
	Little notice, please.
	Guys, I'm good at finding Asian dudes that look like Ryan to make fun of him.
	You're not.
	And you keep sending me this one guy who has very short legs.
	He's kind of midgety, and he does, he's swimming, and he's doing kung fu.
	I get that fucking guy sent to me 50 times a day.
	I am officially begging you to please stop sending me him.
	I'm at the point now where I click on it.
	I go, God damn it.
	It makes me mad.
	Yep.
	So stop sending me Asians because you're not funny.
	A. B, stop sending me Wild, Wild West references.
	We already did a green screen on it.
	It's on the kids' show.
	It's covered.
	I'm never covering it again.
	I don't want to talk about Wild, Wild West anymore.
	Third, please stop sending me people with hand tattoos, crowbarring it into the shot.
	We did a third.
	Wild, Wild West.
	We're never covering it again.
	Hand tattoos are gone now.
	Bye-bye.
	I'm out of here.
	Bye.
	I mean, but by saying that, then you're going to stop a lot of people with good stuff of lookalikes like this guy on my Twitter.
	Check this out.
	He said, when did Gavin do this?
	I've been sent that 900 times.
	It's not funny.
	Gavin beating up twin Ryans.
	There's no such thing as twin Ryans.
	Please stop sending me this clip.
	And I do think we covered it.
	We covered it a lot.
	Every time I see that, I'm like, dude, that's basically from like 2001.
	Here's a good one to end on.
	Gavlar and Riceball.
	I spent most of last year fighting cancer, loads of chemo, and major surgery until finally I died.
	Whoa.
	No.
	Until finally, I got the good news in December that we'd kicked its arse, and I got to go home cancer-free.
	Magic.
	This year, things have really turned around for my wife, Jen, and I. We found out that our first attempt at IVF worked.
	We are expecting our first Bambino in October, and I cannot wait.
	We wanted to share a good news with you, two legends.
	Life's a wild ride.
	Congrats.
	That's awesome.
	That's blessed stuff.
	And he says, you guys talk about the joys of parenthood, and it sounds great.
	I can't wait to do it.
	And then he sends a video that I think we should make the final video.
	Oh, oh, yes, of course.
	It's all scream now.
	Video finale, as they call it.
	Here we go.
	Really swallowed up the show with that affirmative action airlines green screen.
	That was probably dumb.
	I probably should have saved that for Monday.
	What I should do on Friday is just showcase this show.
	And I should have done...
	I should have done a war on kids.
	I should have done an LGBT thing.
	I should have done a feminism thing, an Antifa thing, a Proud Boys thing, a racism thing, a feminism thing, a My Pet Biden thing.
	Those are topics that we do?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I think increasing diversity is even ruining this show.
	No, that's the opposite, dummy.
	We should have had more diverse ideas.
	Oh, yes, yes.
	True diversity.
	This is a great example of how awesome it is to have kids.
	And despite the media pushing white supremacy, the message that we've had and Proud Boys have always had is family.
	Put a ring on it, stop partying, and get one of these in your house.
	Less fur babies, more baby babies.
	Wow!
	Nice kick, buddy.
	No, it's this.
	You're gonna go like that.
	Yeah!
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I'm sorry.
	We'll be right back.
	We'll be right back.
	Was I right?
	Can you say that again?
	I said if we were fat, black, or trans, this never would have happened to us.
	What were they?
	So it was a black dude, and I think he was perving out on you.
	Brown, and he wanted to see some hot black chests.
	He could have been Dominican, he could have been Indian.
	Affirmative action higher.
	He couldn't have been white.
	Affirmative action higher.
	And the fact and if you were a black woman, they definitely wouldn't have done that.
	No.
	Who has the ball to go off to a black woman telling them to do anything?
	Yeah, I know.
	All right, thanks for calling.

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