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May 5, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
04:59
GOML LIVE #192 - COPS AND ROBBER "GUILTY"
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That was a band no one's ever heard of called Motorhead.
Have you ever heard that song ever?
I'm guessing not.
No, you have not.
Because I was 52.
I was into Motorhead literally.
I think Lemmy may have done more crystal meth than me.
His poison was speed.
Crystal meth.
That's the same thing.
Is it really?
Is it really, really, though?
Yeah, really, really.
But is it the same name?
Speed?
Speed and crystal meth are the exact same thing.
Yes, sir.
That's like saying meth and Adderall are the same thing.
No.
Well, they are anemones.
It's the same concept, but...
No, Adderall is an...
Right, but they're kind of a little bit different.
Yeah, one's prescribed by a doctor.
One's made in Mexico by the Cardinal.
People criticize my tasting music because they're dumb and they're nerds and they like Ingy Malmstein.
And they started a rumor that Ryan has a better tasting music.
So they said if Ryan took over the intro music, we'd have a really cool vibe or I don't know what.
And Ryan's tasting music is not just boring, but it's pedestrian.
So on Monday, he played as a band no one's ever heard of called ACDC and a weird, rare jam called Let Me Put My Love Into You or whatever it's called.
Yes.
No one's ever heard ACDC before.
They have, but not that track.
A lot of people have.
Everyone knows that fucking track.
And then on Tuesday, he played the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack.
Okay, some corny band.
And now today, he goes, what's the opening song?
And I'm like, think hard.
And after about, I don't know, a minute, he goes, oh, wait, I'm doing the songs this week.
We've already had this same discussion before.
And then he plays Motorhead.
But specifically.
Motorhead.
The Triple H theme song from WWF.
That's right.
I said.
So that's how you heard about it.
Not through like normal Motorhead Airwaves.
Is that WWF or the WWE?
Well, now it's the WWE.
When it came out, it was WWF, I assure you.
Do you guys have any idea how much wrestling is on?
A lot.
There's AEW.
AEWE.
There's two hours a day of wrestling.
It's very gay.
Not esoteric, like weird leagues like the Detroit league, but like mainstream wrestling.
My trainer is into it, and he's like, yeah, I can't catch up.
There's two hours a day, then there's the Saturday things, and then there's the only day there isn't is Sunday, but then there's Japanese wrestling, which is on TV.
Miami Mike is going to Westchester County Center to watch.
Hell yeah.
Look, I understand homosexuality.
You're gay.
You like to suck on knobs.
It's not my cup of tea, but I can wrap my head around it.
I cannot wrap my head around wrestling.
You can't wrap your lips around it?
Guys in speedos oiled up wrestling each other?
I find homosexuality and many things easier to understand.
Being Amish, being an Orthodox.
Whoops.
Hey, now.
What are you doing there?
Anyway, welcome back to the show.
We've got Cops and Robber.
We've got Eddie's back.
Eddie was fired for his performance last week, but he pulled a George Costanza and just came back to work the next day.
I'm in the process of building a little cubby hole under the desk so I can hide when you come by.
I don't know why you're here, but someone invited you.
We have Dickman and we have John 1.
I heard you were having street tacos.
I'm not sure.
And we also have Maddie, who just completed Street Tacos Thursdays for Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen, which will air shortly.
I don't know when exactly.
I think tomorrow, late afternoon.
Is that what happens, Ryan?
I think so.
I think I can crack it.
You've got a lot of moving parts now.
Yeah.
Yes.
So we're going to go through the news.
We're going to go through the email.
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