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I Cannot Wrap My Head Around Wrestling
00:03:49
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| That was a band no one's ever heard of called Motorhead. | |
| Have you ever heard that song ever? | |
| I'm guessing not. | |
| No, you have not. | |
| Because I was 52. | |
| I was into Motorhead literally. | |
| I think Lemmy may have done more crystal meth than me. | |
| His poison was speed. | |
| Crystal meth. | |
| That's the same thing. | |
| Is it really? | |
| Is it really, really, though? | |
| Yeah, really, really. | |
| But is it the same name? | |
| Speed? | |
| Speed and crystal meth are the exact same thing. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| That's like saying meth and Adderall are the same thing. | |
| No. | |
| Well, they are anemones. | |
| It's the same concept, but... | |
| No, Adderall is an... | |
| Right, but they're kind of a little bit different. | |
| Yeah, one's prescribed by a doctor. | |
| One's made in Mexico by the Cardinal. | |
| People criticize my tasting music because they're dumb and they're nerds and they like Ingy Malmstein. | |
| And they started a rumor that Ryan has a better tasting music. | |
| So they said if Ryan took over the intro music, we'd have a really cool vibe or I don't know what. | |
| And Ryan's tasting music is not just boring, but it's pedestrian. | |
| So on Monday, he played as a band no one's ever heard of called ACDC and a weird, rare jam called Let Me Put My Love Into You or whatever it's called. | |
| Yes. | |
| No one's ever heard ACDC before. | |
| They have, but not that track. | |
| A lot of people have. | |
| Everyone knows that fucking track. | |
| And then on Tuesday, he played the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack. | |
| Okay, some corny band. | |
| And now today, he goes, what's the opening song? | |
| And I'm like, think hard. | |
| And after about, I don't know, a minute, he goes, oh, wait, I'm doing the songs this week. | |
| We've already had this same discussion before. | |
| And then he plays Motorhead. | |
| But specifically. | |
| Motorhead. | |
| The Triple H theme song from WWF. | |
| That's right. | |
| I said. | |
| So that's how you heard about it. | |
| Not through like normal Motorhead Airwaves. | |
| Is that WWF or the WWE? | |
| Well, now it's the WWE. | |
| When it came out, it was WWF, I assure you. | |
| Do you guys have any idea how much wrestling is on? | |
| A lot. | |
| There's AEW. | |
| AEWE. | |
| There's two hours a day of wrestling. | |
| It's very gay. | |
| Not esoteric, like weird leagues like the Detroit league, but like mainstream wrestling. | |
| My trainer is into it, and he's like, yeah, I can't catch up. | |
| There's two hours a day, then there's the Saturday things, and then there's the only day there isn't is Sunday, but then there's Japanese wrestling, which is on TV. | |
| Miami Mike is going to Westchester County Center to watch. | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| Look, I understand homosexuality. | |
| You're gay. | |
| You like to suck on knobs. | |
| It's not my cup of tea, but I can wrap my head around it. | |
| I cannot wrap my head around wrestling. | |
| You can't wrap your lips around it? | |
| Guys in speedos oiled up wrestling each other? | |
| I find homosexuality and many things easier to understand. | |
| Being Amish, being an Orthodox. | |
| Whoops. | |
| Hey, now. | |
| What are you doing there? | |
| Anyway, welcome back to the show. | |
| We've got Cops and Robber. | |
| We've got Eddie's back. | |
| Eddie was fired for his performance last week, but he pulled a George Costanza and just came back to work the next day. | |
| I'm in the process of building a little cubby hole under the desk so I can hide when you come by. | |
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Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen
00:00:35
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| I don't know why you're here, but someone invited you. | |
| We have Dickman and we have John 1. | |
| I heard you were having street tacos. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| And we also have Maddie, who just completed Street Tacos Thursdays for Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen, which will air shortly. | |
| I don't know when exactly. | |
| I think tomorrow, late afternoon. | |
| Is that what happens, Ryan? | |
| I think so. | |
| I think I can crack it. | |
| You've got a lot of moving parts now. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| So we're going to go through the news. | |
| We're going to go through the email. | |