Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #192 - COPS AND ROBBER "GUILTY"
Aired: 2023-05-05
Duration: 04:59


=== I Cannot Wrap My Head Around Wrestling (03:49) ===

[00:00:49]  That was a band no one's ever heard of called Motorhead.
[00:00:55]  Have you ever heard that song ever?
[00:00:57]  I'm guessing not.
[00:00:58]  No, you have not.
[00:00:59]  Because I was 52.
[00:01:01]  I was into Motorhead literally.
[00:01:03]  I think Lemmy may have done more crystal meth than me.
[00:01:08]  His poison was speed.
[00:01:10]  Crystal meth.
[00:01:11]  That's the same thing.
[00:01:12]  Is it really?
[00:01:14]  Is it really, really, though?
[00:01:15]  Yeah, really, really.
[00:01:16]  But is it the same name?
[00:01:18]  Speed?
[00:01:19]  Speed and crystal meth are the exact same thing.
[00:01:21]  Yes, sir.
[00:01:22]  That's like saying meth and Adderall are the same thing.
[00:01:25]  No.
[00:01:25]  Well, they are anemones.
[00:01:26]  It's the same concept, but...
[00:01:27]  No, Adderall is an...
[00:01:33]  Right, but they're kind of a little bit different.
[00:01:36]  Yeah, one's prescribed by a doctor.
[00:01:38]  One's made in Mexico by the Cardinal.
[00:01:41]  People criticize my tasting music because they're dumb and they're nerds and they like Ingy Malmstein.
[00:01:46]  And they started a rumor that Ryan has a better tasting music.
[00:01:50]  So they said if Ryan took over the intro music, we'd have a really cool vibe or I don't know what.
[00:01:58]  And Ryan's tasting music is not just boring, but it's pedestrian.
[00:02:04]  So on Monday, he played as a band no one's ever heard of called ACDC and a weird, rare jam called Let Me Put My Love Into You or whatever it's called.
[00:02:17]  Yes.
[00:02:17]  No one's ever heard ACDC before.
[00:02:20]  They have, but not that track.
[00:02:21]  A lot of people have.
[00:02:22]  Everyone knows that fucking track.
[00:02:23]  And then on Tuesday, he played the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack.
[00:02:26]  Okay, some corny band.
[00:02:28]  And now today, he goes, what's the opening song?
[00:02:33]  And I'm like, think hard.
[00:02:36]  And after about, I don't know, a minute, he goes, oh, wait, I'm doing the songs this week.
[00:02:42]  We've already had this same discussion before.
[00:02:45]  And then he plays Motorhead.
[00:02:47]  But specifically.
[00:02:49]  Motorhead.
[00:02:50]  The Triple H theme song from WWF.
[00:02:52]  That's right.
[00:02:53]  I said.
[00:02:53]  So that's how you heard about it.
[00:02:54]  Not through like normal Motorhead Airwaves.
[00:02:57]  Is that WWF or the WWE?
[00:02:59]  Well, now it's the WWE.
[00:03:00]  When it came out, it was WWF, I assure you.
[00:03:03]  Do you guys have any idea how much wrestling is on?
[00:03:06]  A lot.
[00:03:07]  There's AEW.
[00:03:08]  AEWE.
[00:03:09]  There's two hours a day of wrestling.
[00:03:12]  It's very gay.
[00:03:13]  Not esoteric, like weird leagues like the Detroit league, but like mainstream wrestling.
[00:03:19]  My trainer is into it, and he's like, yeah, I can't catch up.
[00:03:23]  There's two hours a day, then there's the Saturday things, and then there's the only day there isn't is Sunday, but then there's Japanese wrestling, which is on TV.
[00:03:30]  Miami Mike is going to Westchester County Center to watch.
[00:03:35]  Hell yeah.
[00:03:37]  Look, I understand homosexuality.
[00:03:40]  You're gay.
[00:03:41]  You like to suck on knobs.
[00:03:43]  It's not my cup of tea, but I can wrap my head around it.
[00:03:46]  I cannot wrap my head around wrestling.
[00:03:49]  You can't wrap your lips around it?
[00:03:52]  Guys in speedos oiled up wrestling each other?
[00:03:56]  I find homosexuality and many things easier to understand.
[00:04:00]  Being Amish, being an Orthodox.
[00:04:03]  Whoops.
[00:04:05]  Hey, now.
[00:04:06]  What are you doing there?
[00:04:07]  Anyway, welcome back to the show.
[00:04:09]  We've got Cops and Robber.
[00:04:11]  We've got Eddie's back.
[00:04:13]  Eddie was fired for his performance last week, but he pulled a George Costanza and just came back to work the next day.
[00:04:23]  I'm in the process of building a little cubby hole under the desk so I can hide when you come by.

=== Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen (00:35) ===

[00:04:28]  I don't know why you're here, but someone invited you.
[00:04:32]  We have Dickman and we have John 1.
[00:04:36]  I heard you were having street tacos.
[00:04:38]  I'm not sure.
[00:04:39]  And we also have Maddie, who just completed Street Tacos Thursdays for Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen, which will air shortly.
[00:04:47]  I don't know when exactly.
[00:04:48]  I think tomorrow, late afternoon.
[00:04:50]  Is that what happens, Ryan?
[00:04:52]  I think so.
[00:04:52]  I think I can crack it.
[00:04:53]  You've got a lot of moving parts now.
[00:04:54]  Yeah.
[00:04:55]  Yes.
[00:04:56]  So we're going to go through the news.
[00:04:58]  We're going to go through the email.