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May 5, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E249 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AIRLINES

Gavin wastes the whole show talking about how "diversity initiatives" have made flying incredibly dangerous. Also, new music, Cart Narc, Milo's back with Ye, Tucker being sexist, and leaked footage of Ryan arguing with his boss.

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	The number of crows has increased, so I'll kill them.
	The number of monkeys has increased, so I'll reduce them.
	But the number of pandas has decreased, so I'll increase them.
	But the number of humans has increased, so I'll increase them.
	We're always praying to God, but at some point, that's right, we're stronger than God.
	Terrible.
	Excuse me?
	You know, we have some baby monsters who don't like my taste in music, and they demanded that Ryan take over for the week.
	On Monday, he introduced us to a band called Actic.
	A-C-D-C.
	It's a deep cut.
	He thinks no one's ever heard Let Me Put My Love Into You.
	Tuesday we heard of a band called Motorhead.
	Do you remember Tuesdays?
	And then Tuesday, sorry, we got something from the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack that was corny.
	Great song.
	And now Friday, and then Thursday was the Motorhead, And then Friday we have Japanese jazz prog rock.
	It's like math rock.
	Do you put that, like, would you put that on in your house while you're cleaning your room?
	I love that song.
	And then it has a different movement, it goes singing This part starts to slap so hard I think you might want to sit down.
	singing This is why I never doubt myself when I get these dumb comments from dorks.
	You've never heard of that one before.
	Do you know how amazing my taste in music is?
	I've changed the culture with it.
	The streets exist in America because of my incredible taste.
	Death from above exists because of my incredible taste.
	Do you feel music or do you just think of music?
	I think you commodify music and you don't actually have an emotional attachment to it.
	Dude, I did a mix of songs I have an emotional attachment to that is nine hours long.
	It was very calculated, very much like, you know, you're placing your soldiers on the battlefield, like, this is good for this scenario, then we're gonna go to here, and this is our game plan.
	Yeah, that's how you make a mix.
	Yeah, you could do that, but it seems like there wasn't enough feeling, like, I love this.
	Wait, hold on.
	There wasn't enough feeling?
	I love this song.
	How do you know what I'm feeling?
	I could only know by what you express.
	Like, we're talking about a mix.
	Should I have paused the mix and then recorded an audio of me going, this part is so good.
	I actually did do that.
	I did a video where I went through every song and talked about how amazing it was.
	What I remember is like, you're like, oh, go to the part where he says like, poopoo butthole or something.
	Like, yeah, he says poopoo butthole and that.
	But you were never like, listen to this part.
	And you're like, well, you did that a couple of times, but not as much as some.
	Yeah, I did that many, many times, you absolute moron.
	Watch what happens when I turn this up.
	World's worst arguer.
	Oh, God.
	You're so lucky murder is illegal.
	I would just love to just- It is illegal.
	Just- Well, I would love to kill you.
	That's what makes us different.
	Fuck you, Janet.
	Here's a song you should have chosen.
	Cream of the Crop, Get Down Services.
	It was sent to me by a dude who's really into that.
	The mullets are moving in!
	That Glaswegian dude.
	There goes the neighborhood again.
	Of course, you're just hearing one little moment of it.
	You have to look it up yourself.
	Zoom out so people can look it up themselves.
	Now put that on when you're cleaning your room.
	Or putting the dishes away.
	No.
	Or Inked in Red.
	The goth rock from Athens, Georgia.
	Another great Sunday band.
	Put this on on Sunday.
	As you're, like, making breakfast.
	This is cool.
	Turn it up.
	And then I think we've covered this chick before.
	She's the youngest of like ten.
	Carol's daughter?
	From a Mormon family?
	It's hard to showcase music on a news show.
	Because you really need to sort of...
	I want my ring back, baby, there's a diamond.
	I'm so cool for a 53 year old.
	How am I this cool?
	I should be out of touch.
	I'm so dope.
	It's alarming.
	Maybe that's the name of today's episode.
	That's a drop.
	I'm so dope.
	It's alarming.
	Good, good.
	My poor kids.
	Like, how can you rebel against someone that's, you play that and I go, this is a great song.
	That's exactly my daughter's vibe.
	And I send her this and she goes, yeah, I know Carol's daughter, moron.
	No shit.
	Well, if you've heard it, it's it's likely that people younger have heard it.
	That's kind of what's a bummer, too.
	When I think I found something cool, it's like everybody knows.
	No, I think I'm cooler than most kids.
	Like, you know, that Steve Buscemi meme with the skateboard where he goes, hello, kids, fellow kids.
	That's them going up to you.
	Hello, fellow 50 year old nerd.
	I think I could go to high school like as a narc.
	I'd have to shave.
	And I think it'd be pretty good.
	So, I thought I was going to be able to play a couple of... Oh, you have more terrible music to showcase?
	No.
	I have plenty of good music to showcase.
	Now, let's go down to the list.
	I added songs that you said, you know, were off the beaten path.
	Well, there's two things with this goal here, right?
	Like, I could play Satisfaction.
	I love that song.
	My favorite Stone song is the deep cut of Come On, the 60s blues song.
	People know the Rolling Stones, so when you do the opening song, it should be something where someone goes, oh shit, oh, and they go look it up.
	But I've been a victim to this, like the Beatles.
	A victim to this?
	This concept, like the Beatles.
	A victim to this concept?
	What does a victim to something mean?
	A victim of this concept, yes.
	Of pedantic semantics.
	Aren't all semantics pedantic?
	By their very nature.
	Title of the show, Semantic Pedantics.
	Flip it.
	Where you think you know a band, like Guns N' Roses.
	I'm like, alright, they're a sweet child of mine.
	They're maybe Civil War, but they're definitely a sweet child of mine and Welcome to the Jungle.
	But the Deep Cuts is why I love Guns N' Roses.
	I never listen to their fucking hits.
	It's like Don't you know if you're gonna die young.
	It's so fun.
	That's a good one and then uh There's another deep cut like all the stuff that wasn't on the radio So in case you fell into that trap and you think you know ACDC and you're like, yeah, fuck them They're not the back in black band only they have deep cuts that are good Ryan I could have got a little time.
	Let me put my love into you charted everyone knows it it is in their top 10 hits and I'm happy to hear that, but I'm doubtful until you said that.
	Trust me, I was there.
	I'm 53.
	I remember ACDC being in the charts.
	That's what I'm saying, but for my younger boys out there.
	For our fellas, our demographic.
	So, it's a deep cut if you're not familiar with the band.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Oh, interesting definition of deep cut.
	I won't let them fade into the past.
	Anyway, what do you want to play?
	We got a lot of good stuff.
	Here in Heaven, this is a Goat Rodeo.
	Deftones.
	Yes, Deftones.
	The Goat Rodeo Sessions.
	And don't do the Juggalo thing, where you think, you know, you're better than that band, and, oh, the Deftones.
	Yeah, I'm doing that.
	Our friend, John, revealed to me last night, Officer John, he loves ICP.
	Yes, he also turned our studio into a mouse feeding frenzy.
	A juggalo's first rule is protect mice at all costs.
	And he said to me, at the gym, he said to me, I don't believe that the mice ate the peanut butter off the stairs.
	I think Gavin washed it off.
	Yeah, I do.
	And I'm like, I'm Gavin.
	Why would you be pro-mice?
	So, he's not a very reliable source.
	He also sends me memes from the 70s.
	Like, I'll go, that is such ancient fucking news.
	It's unbelievable.
	I was surprised that he likes ICP.
	That's awesome.
	He calls them gigolos, but they're juggalos.
	But don't fall into the trap of being like, oh, boo, deftones.
	They got some good stuff.
	Making plans for Nigel, again, top five hit.
	I heard this...
	At your place.
	So this is usually how I collect music.
	I hear it in the world and I say, oh that's nice.
	Okay, anyway, this is getting boring.
	This is one of my favorite songs ever.
	King Crimson, Neil and Jack and Me.
	It's hard to find this song, believe it or not.
	But this one I could go on forever, how good it is.
	Let me hear it.
	I'm so nervous.
	Neil and Jack and Me.
	And it's really techy and... That is objectively terrible.
	No, it's not.
	It's hurts.
	It feels like eating nuts and bolts.
	Dandy Warhol's Last High, you should know that.
	If you don't, there it is.
	Not Saved, Oliver.
	This only appeared in a... It's like a Noise kind of band, but... Alright, I've had enough.
	This song's beautiful.
	Is there a link where people can get this terrible music?
	Because it's conceivable people disagree with me and actually prefer your garbage taste.
	You would like this.
	This is like that last girl you just showed me.
	Very familiar with Texas.
	Front cover of every magazine in the 90s.
	Massive band.
	This came out in 2018.
	This is Mallrat.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I thought it was the band Texas.
	It's a girl singer.
	It's a gay song.
	I got tons of gay songs, but I'll save that for my video.
	Okay, that's actually the first one I didn't hate.
	Mallrat.
	I'll send that to my daughter.
	She would love it.
	If she doesn't already know it.
	She is a mallrat.
	Everything on Lil Wayne's The Drought 3 I realize I have no rap on here.
	This is the only rap.
	This is where I stopped listening to rap, basically.
	Kanye doesn't count.
	This whole album rocks.
	Speaking of Kanye, 1-5, allegedly Milo has kicked Ali Alexander and Nick Fuentes off the Ye campaign.
	Ye.
	Ye, sorry.
	He showed me the letter, Milo showed me the letter where he said, you are officially fired.
	You can come back on as a free advisor, but you're gone.
	And TMZ picked it up.
	1-5.
	Yep.
	But I spoke to Nick and I go, is this true?
	Is TMZ correct?
	And he goes, no, this is fake news.
	He goes, Milo just wrote a letter saying I'm fired and then leaked it to these dumb hate watch loser journalists.
	And then they put it on Daily Beast or whatever the hell it's called.
	And that's how the media works.
	Milo is a master media manipulator.
	He's really good.
	And that's not much of a compliment because they're that easy to manipulate.
	I'm not impressed with someone who can puppeteer these absolute muppets.
	They're human garbage.
	But anyway, Ryan, is there a link for that mix you're working on or are you going to put it out later?
	I'd like to do a video, like a full green screen video where I go through them.
	Oh my God.
	I have a lot of songs that I've collected over the past couple of days.
	Door number one.
	I have 89 so far.
	Ryan doing a video of his mix.
	Door number two.
	My dad masturbating on camera.
	But are you seeing it?
	Ryan's mix.
	He could masturbate on camera and you could never see the footage.
	What?
	Like, I could masturbate on camera, but where would the footage, are you watching the footage?
	What do you think this scenario involves?
	It involves two doors.
	That's called an ultimatum.
	Are you a chick, where you go, I'd rather do neither?
	No, but specifically.
	Oh, shut up.
	I need to know.
	Here's a beautiful Kartnark moment.
	Kartnark, my trainer is like, he's big into wrestling and wrestling figurines.
	And he's been asking me recently, yo, I want to do a podcast.
	He's Puerto Rican.
	I want to do a podcast.
	What's your advice?
	Like, I gotta ask you about it and shit.
	And I go, dude, all these ideas are a dime a dozen.
	Everyone has ideas.
	And everyone who talks about a podcast who's, like, not in media, they talk about the concept of the podcast for, like, days.
	That could be a podcast.
	What my podcast is going to be.
	I said, just do it.
	Do, like, an episode a day for two years.
	And then you might start getting some traction, but you're probably going to get bored after three because your heart's not in it.
	So I don't care about your idea.
	Ideas are nothing.
	I care about longevity.
	That's how things gain traction.
	You know how fucking many episodes I've done of this shit?
	And Cartnark has been doing this forever.
	And he's got his brand down perfectly.
	He's passive-aggressive, antagonistic, annoying as shit.
	He knows how to make people go insane with rage.
	It's kind of like the way I abused my wife.
	Crowder's an amateur.
	With the whole, watch it, watch it.
	You know how I abuse my wife?
	She goes, we're renovating the basement.
	I go, don't hurt Gavstav.
	And she goes, no, it'll be fine.
	Just tile floors and maybe different stools.
	And I go, you're not replacing the stools.
	They follow the yellow accent motif I have at my bar in my man cave.
	You'll notice the popcorn machine and the mousetrap also have this yellow motif.
	And she's like, you're asking me to match furniture to a fucking mousetrap?
	That's called driving your wife insane.
	That's a good point.
	That's good.
	That's healthy abuse.
	I pretend that I give a shit about my stools.
	Oh, you actually don't?
	Uh, well I don't know.
	I feel like you do.
	I don't know.
	I think you do.
	I'm in so deep I don't even know what's real.
	I might care.
	Ah, the curving right in front of the carton arcs too.
	That's too bad.
	There's a car turn right over there if you want it.
	It's a cart return right over.
	No, no, that's your cart, not mine.
	Wait, Ryan, what are you doing?
	The bubbles?
	I don't know.
	You're zoomed out.
	Is it zoomed out?
	Yeah, like crazy.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, OK.
	Good.
	Good job.
	Well, now hold on now.
	I don't even know what just happened.
	Me neither.
	I'm guessing you're incompetent.
	Maybe.
	All right, here we go.
	This is the real deal.
	Oh, the curving.
	Right in front of the cart and arcs, too.
	That's too bad.
	There's a cart return right over there if you want it.
	There's a cart return right over... You want to take it over there?
	No, no, that's your cart, not mine.
	Again, to be clear, he does not work there.
	I'm Agent Sebastian with the cart and arcs.
	Like it says on my chest in bold, powerful letters.
	Did you just spend $300?
	Oh, what'd you buy?
	Car shoes.
	Okay, so then do you think you get to make it harder for the next person to park?
	Oh, here come the... Okay, let's bring them on.
	I'm a nice guy.
	I'm helping out the community, actually.
	I have one knee.
	I want your card.
	Okay, I got one for you.
	So did you have one knee when you walked into the store, too?
	Wow.
	This is the best way to fight people, by the way.
	Did you have one knee when you went in and went shopping?
	This is someone in control of their adrenaline.
	I'm a nice guy, actually, sir.
	Dude, I watch your stuff all the time.
	Thank you, sir.
	And I'm actually doing carts right now.
	Oh, well, you are one of the heroes.
	How about a sticker?
	How about that?
	Can I take a picture of you?
	Dude, he's a cart guy!
	He's a fan of Cart-Narc, because he has to put the carts away.
	Thank you for your service.
	Thank you for your service.
	Brilliant.
	Damn.
	That rules.
	Wait, there's more?
	Is there more?
	It said 51 seconds.
	That's not the 51th second.
	Today's episode is free.
	It's on all platforms.
	It's a podcast.
	It's everything.
	I don't know.
	Is that good for business to give the milk away for free?
	Are they going to buy the cow?
	We want you to subscribe.
	$10 a month.
	Unlimited content.
	Not just me doing a show every day, but dozens of other shows.
	Dozens.
	If you watched all the content we put out, I would go slow it down a bit, dude.
	You have to have a life.
	I think you should rule out any other TV and anything else and only watch Censored.TV.
	You'll still be informed.
	And even then, you're watching a lot of TV, dude.
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	It's a lot of caffeine.
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	Yeah, I just looked at a comparison picture of me too.
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	No wonder no one wanted to fuck me.
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	That's what I'm talking about!
	Homeboy's gonna like, get it.
	She's so dumb.
	Yep.
	You know, I'm a feminist and when I was a young man and it was possible I could sleep with someone like that, the dumbness was a huge turnoff.
	Yeah.
	Like you gotta, sex is only 20 minutes max when you're young.
	I mean the whole exchange from beginning to end.
	Now you gotta hang out with for hours and hours and hours.
	It feels like you're hunting a crippled deer.
	It's just all the fun is gone.
	Like what the fuck?
	There's no sport.
	We have to sort of pivot here and talk about something that is not pretty.
	Tucker Carlson, I consider him a friend.
	I met him in the late 90s when he was doing that show with Paul Begalia and the bald New Orleans guy.
	And corresponded somewhat regularly ever since.
	I thought I knew him.
	I thought he was a funny, cool guy.
	He's gotten really into God recently.
	He's become much more Christian, which is good.
	And then you see something like this, and you go, I thought I knew you, man.
	I thought you were a funny guy who liked to riff.
	And then I see this and realize, no, you're a sexist pig.
	And once again, Ryan is overzoomed.
	I cropped it because some of the information on there was too disturbing to publicize.
	Benny Johnson's right up.
	Okay, fine.
	So let's see Tucker at his very worst.
	Warning folks, if there's kids in the room, get them out of the room right now.
	You're not going to like this.
	It's... Tucker's not who you thought he was.
	Good question.
	You don't have to answer.
	It's personal.
	I'm not speaking of you, but more in general of ladies.
	When they go to the ladies' room and powder their noses, is there actually nose powdering going on?
	Sometimes.
	Ooh.
	I like the sound of that.
	Most of the time it's lipstick.
	Do pillow fights ever break out?
	You don't have to... Not in the... Not in the back.
	Okay.
	Not in the back.
	That'd be more a dorm activity.
	Okay.
	This is non-inclusionary territory.
	I'm sorry.
	You are such a good sport, such a good person.
	Thank you.
	I know you do, but you do not deserve that, and I mean it with great affection.
	I got you, man.
	Which way do you want to go?
	Whoever released this, thank you.
	The whistleblower from Fox who released that, thank you for showing us what's really going on.
	A cocaine joke and an Animal House joke, and then you're a good person.
	I hope you rot in hell.
	Can you believe that?
	Irredeemable.
	Irredeemable.
	What a shitbag.
	You're irredeemable.
	Oh!
	How dare you make a cocaine joke and an Animal House joke while you're at work talking to someone who you probably know really well, aka a friend.
	She was an older lady too.
	They like that sort of thing.
	That hand was an older lady's hand.
	I told you what I said at Fox, right?
	I'll just, I know I've told this story a hundred times, but I feel I'd be remiss if I was to leave anyone out of the same story I've told hundreds of times.
	When you're at Fox, they put a mic up your shirt because they don't want to see the cord.
	And then you have your lav sticking out on your lapel or something.
	Um, if you're just wearing a shirt, I guess with a blazer, they would just put out the blazer and then put it in your pocket.
	But I guess I only had a shirt on for some reason.
	And, uh, they're snaking up my shirt and I pretend it's very cold.
	I like doing that with makeup and the sound people.
	You go like, ow, hey, whoa!
	And it scares them.
	So I go, ooh, that's freezing!
	And they put it up and I go, God damn it!
	At least my gynecologist warms up his forceps with a wet towel, a warm towel before he does that.
	And then ladies laugh, because they're shocked that I know about gynecologists' tools.
	And I got a little drunk with power from the laughs, and then I said, I can feel my pussy lips curling in on themselves.
	I'm not delivering it very well, but I think I even said cunt lips.
	Oh my god.
	You went from two to two million.
	And then no one laughed at that.
	They all went, ah.
	I was like, yeah!
	Like a special needs guy who gets excited because people are looking at him, and he breaks a bottle on his head, and blood's pouring.
	Happy now?
	So, she went to HR.
	I think her boyfriend was a lawyer, and they saw 250 grand floating around.
	She obviously was not offended about my cunt lips.
	And Fox was actually pretty cool back then.
	And they said, OK, she can fuck us on the whole.
	You put me in an environment where I felt unsafe.
	That's the real moneymaker, if they can say.
	I told you I was under duress and then you put me back in the situation.
	So you hurt me today.
	You have hurt me today.
	Uh, so what they did was instead of paying her any money, they just made sure that she only did sound on the second floor, and my shows were all on the first floor.
	Anyway, you can't.
	And I was sexually harassed at Fox News.
	There was a tranny who looked like some giant teddy bear.
	It was a black man who was a woman.
	He was probably 6'5 and fat and very gay.
	And he would wear tons and tons of makeup.
	He would do our makeup.
	And he loved talking to me about my family and my kids.
	I think he probably had like a dad fetish.
	I was a dilf to him.
	And as he was doing my thing, his crotch would be right here on my elbow, and he would push it against my elbow, and I'd be like, alrighty, let's not.
	He was dick scrunching me.
	That's actually what he looked like.
	Is that him?
	I figured there couldn't be much variation.
	Yeah, they all look the same.
	No offense.
	And here's another thing about women in the workforce.
	I didn't really care.
	Like, I wouldn't let him scrunch his dink on me, but it's not like I came out of that room shuddering.
	Every time I have, and don't show it on the air Ryan, but every time I have explosive diarrhea, I text it to Ryan.
	That's true.
	Imagine you were a woman and your boss was sending you diarrhea pictures.
	You'd be a billionaire.
	Speaking of life here at the workforce, we have some footage of Ryan and I fighting that has been leaked.
	Yeah, before it gets out to the world.
	Before it gets out, we're going to do a preemptive strike.
	So let me just explain what's happening here.
	For the Vice episode, I wanted a camera above us pointing down.
	So when I turn the page, you'd see like Alex Jones does.
	And we, for some reason, GoPros don't work on our Telecaster.
	So we have to use a real camera.
	So I had an idea, but I don't know how to get it off the tripod.
	So I asked Ryan to show me the button to do that.
	That's not going to reach up there.
	We need those cords specifically.
	That's the rig that makes that work.
	So maybe that one?
	This could go all the way over there, but it can't go over there.
	Good point.
	Yeah, essentially.
	Please take it off the stand.
	Please take it off the stand.
	See how that works?
	This is the circumference of it.
	Okay, please take it off the stand.
	Please take it off the stand.
	How do you want this to work?
	You don't understand?
	Please take it off the stand!
	You don't understand the limitations?
	Yes, I do.
	No, no.
	This doesn't go there.
	Ryan, I'm going to lose everything.
	The show's going to be garbage.
	Because you're being a fucking brat.
	You don't know how this works.
	Just take it off the stand.
	You don't know how this works.
	I'm going to put it there, you fucking moron.
	You don't know how to orientate it.
	Take it off the stand now.
	What are you doing?
	How's that going to work?
	Ryan!
	I'm going to fucking lose it.
	Dude, you're my employee.
	Take this off the stand now.
	What are you doing?
	Why can't you fucking listen to me?
	What the fuck is your problem, dude?
	I'm going to end up fucking breaking this because you're incapable of listening.
	Fucking guy, man.
	Seven times.
	Look, you just can't fucking listen to people.
	It's amazing.
	It really is amazing.
	And now you've fucked up the whole show 'cause I'm fucking pissed off. - 'Cause you can't control your anger.
	That's true. - You see what I go through, folks? - I'm fucking real. - Hey, Mike, can you take this down? - No, I'd rather have a dumb argument for an hour.
	The orientation is... Just get away.
	Please get away.
	Alright, you do it.
	And then he stands staring at me saying, I can't wait for this to fail.
	I can't wait to see what this looks like.
	What this looks like?
	You also said, I can't wait for this to fail.
	See if it connects first of all.
	But I can't wait to see what this looks like.
	You also said you can't wait for it to fail.
	I did not say that.
	Yes you did.
	No I did not.
	Swear on my mom.
	Well you're wrong so don't swear on your mom because she's gonna get cancer for your dumb lies.
	So anyway, it worked perfectly, I was right.
	That's perfectly.
	Okay, so that was your solution.
	Wait, you're still sticking to your story?
	Yeah, you got it done.
	Why didn't you show me the button to take it off the stand?
	Because you're asking a question about cameras and positioning.
	No, I was not asking any questions.
	I said show me the button to take it off the stand.
	I just assumed you would be apologetic.
	No.
	I'm not, because this is your final product.
	Look at this.
	Yeah?
	And this is an episode where you're like, look how better I'm doing now that Vice is, you know, I'm doing my thing and they're doing their thing.
	That's an embarrassing image.
	It's out of focus.
	It's focused on your mic, not the pages.
	So you can't rack focus.
	You can't change the blown out white balance or the zoom or the positioning without making it look like 240p.
	But that wasn't your argument.
	This is mine.
	Your argument was the camera can't reach that.
	But for you are for using that camera.
	No, I was not because you can't orientate it.
	I said the orientation is the first thing I said.
	I was like, how are you going to fix the orientation?
	This is what I go through.
	I wasn't in any way.
	Look at this.
	I wanted to share with you the suffering that I go through.
	So this thing I wanted an overhead shot.
	See that camera on the right?
	And I got an overhead shot.
	It has one.
	Yeah, but it could have been good.
	It could have been good, Gavin.
	But it wouldn't be an overhead shot.
	Yes, it would.
	No, no, because this is what I would do.
	Right behind you, I would put the stand and clamp it to the thing behind you, the TV thing.
	It would be above you.
	It would work.
	And it would look better, I promise.
	Like, I had a solution for this.
	But then you wouldn't have a camera.
	That's okay.
	I would use the camera that you use for my camera.
	It would have worked, I promise.
	All I said was, how do I get this off the tripod and you wouldn't do it.
	But I knew what the task was.
	But why wouldn't you do it?
	Because that's my job to figure out that task.
	And I could do it.
	And it's with one cord as opposed to three.
	But when your boss says show me where this button is, you show him where the button is.
	But if I could do a better job for the production, wouldn't you want an employee that could actually... I would want an employee that shows me the button when I ask for the button.
	It's that simple.
	I just thought, look at this.
	Look how beautiful.
	Little late.
	Little late for okay.
	Look at this.
	Harper and Collins?
	Is that the... I mean, but let's look at the other one.
	I can't see a damn thing on there.
	And if I was to zoom in anymore, it would look like shit.
	That's all I'm saying.
	And it takes one core to do that versus three.
	It wasn't about seeing everything, seeing Harper Collins.
	It was about showing a very specific angle.
	Anyway, this is terrible TV.
	Once again, you're ruining everything.
	Let's do our second sponsor.
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	Which you won't be.
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	Um, what did you say?
	You won't be snoring once you see the products they have.
	I gotta say, I don't like the way snoring is pronounced.
	Me neither.
	I think it should be Sonoran.
	And I have a friend named Sahil.
	He's Indian.
	And I go, can I call you Sahil?
	And he goes, no.
	It's Sahil.
	And I go, that's annoying.
	It should be Sahil.
	And then he goes, well, that's not my name.
	And I go, OK, from now on, you have to call me Gav-in.
	And he's like, fine, Gav, in.
	Sawhill sounds like a town in upstate New York.
	He's in my phone as S-A-W space H-I-L-L, so I'll remember not to go Saheel, which it should be.
	Also, immigrants, Indians, if you move here, I understand your last name is Jabuti, but call your kid Mike, okay?
	You gotta assimilate.
	If you're Chinese, your name should be Stephen Wong.
	Sonoran Desert.
	So, uh, Sonoran Defense is a very interesting company that offers not only a variety of services, but also a variety of products.
	Ryan, I've got the Gavin McInnes magazines that they make.
	Um, as you've probably seen, they sent us a bunch of, uh, of gun accessories.
	They can do custom engravings on Zippo.
	What are you doing?
	No, the picture.
	It's a picture.
	We were never sent the actual magazines.
	You would have remembered that if you had an IQ.
	They can do custom engravings on Zippo lighters.
	Look at this.
	We've got the Zippo lighters here and they have the bird which is the bald eagle on them.
	Wouldn't it be cool if Ben Crump went to a white girl who was shot by a black guy?
	Like, say, there was a shooting recently where this Muslim dude, you know, Nation of Islam guy, he realized that he was on a wanted list, so he said, oh, I'm screwed.
	I'm just gonna kill as many white people as I can.
	And he shot and murdered four white dudes, like, at a deli in Texas, I believe, right before he was apprehended.
	Wouldn't it be cool if Ben Crump went to that and was like, I'm against racism in all shapes and sizes.
	Anyway, the bird which is the bald eagle, which is an inside joke for us baby monsters about Ben Crump.
	They're actually making me GazTav coasters.
	I hope they have a yellow accent because I'm very strict about that.
	And then here is various censored TV.
	This is on a piece of stone.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting.
	I'm using mine right now.
	Which is the Bald Eagle.
	Got off my lawn.
	Slate, they can do custom engravings on Zippo lighters, slate or glass drink coasters, ammo boxes, dog tags, flasks, custom leather patches, the list goes on.
	This company Technologies absolutely excels at custom laser engravings on basically any objects made of metal, polymers, or leather.
	Do you have a small business, a restaurant, band, bachelor party, or wedding, a man cave, or anything where you would like some custom swag or merch?
	Look at this.
	It's the box that's customized, and then we have a flask that says, don't let me do shots or coke.
	Which is weird, because a flask is shots.
	I did a lot of shots.
	I was pretty drunk on last night's episode.
	Did we ever show the Zippos?
	Did I ever show the Zippos?
	The Zippo.
	The zip-up?
	The Zippo.
	They sent the Zippo lighter.
	Yes, Ryan.
	I just showed it and discussed Ben Crump as I showed it and held it like this.
	Were you watching the show?
	Just making sure.
	I was setting up the thing.
	Okay.
	But it's very important.
	So, yeah.
	No need to go over things that have already been done.
	Fuck, you're annoying.
	Um...
	These engraved boxes they sent which contain simple letters and coasters are amazing on their own, but wait!
	That's not all!
	There's more!
	We do our show out of New York City, so they could- wait.
	We do our show out of New York City, so they cannot send us anything firearm related.
	They could only send their customized merch products.
	Sonoran Defense is a May company.
	I'm sorry, this is cropped.
	So what does it say?
	Do you have it there?
	They specialize in Glock, polymer, laser stripping, custom Glock builds, and other firearm engraving.
	Sonoran Defense has several easy to order stippling packages, but can also accommodate one-off custom designed firearms and knives.
	If you're unfamiliar with what stippling is, have no fear.
	I'll explain.
	If you have a Glock, you can send it to Sonoran and lickety split, they will send it back to you fully laser stippled.
	That means they have etched in a very comfortable textural quality, which will make your Glock much more comfortable and easy to use and potentially more accurate.
	Laser stippling offers a huge improvement on the factory feel and texture of the pistol frame and is actively used by competition shooters.
	So they're saying it's more accurate because you can hold the gun better.
	And concealed carry holders like.
	Check them out on Instagram at Sonoran Defense. - Yes.
	Uh, for pictures and videos of their work.
	If you need more information on their products and services, you will want to check out, uh, their... their... I'm sorry, dude.
	This is... I want to say... You want to check out their Frequently Asked Questions section on their website.
	Oh, so there's a lot being cut off.
	Yes.
	Uh, so Sonoran Defense is mainly known as a laser engraving company, but they specialize in Glock.
	Polymers.
	That's the main thing that you missed there that's important.
	Okay, and then do the last two paragraphs?
	Because they get cut off.
	Sonoran Defense also offers laser-marked AR-15 magazines with many designs to choose from as well as custom designs that are not listed on their website.
	Okay, so to their Sonoran Defense Instagram and you'll see designs such as the Honkler, Taytay, as seen on the Grand Thumb YouTube, and much more.
	They even have custom engraving for yours truly, Gavin McInnes, which I trust Ryan is showing right now behind me.
	I'm not.
	And of course they do custom requests to put your own personalized image, text, or logos on mags for you.
	Now it's good that we're having these difficulties with the read because you're getting more bang for your buck, Sonoran.
	Yes.
	Can you pull up those pictures of the magazines?
	They're in the email from Sean.
	Yes, because I'm going to stop reading.
	Their products and services are great gift options for holidays, weddings, Mother and Father's Day, or even just treating yourself.
	Again, this company does so much that I can't stress enough that they have an in-depth, frequently asked questions on their website for any questions you might have about their products and services.
	If you need further info, send them an email and they will get right back to you.
	Sonoran Defense is their website and enter promo code JOKERFACE For 10% off everything except for firearms.
	See behind you there?
	Matty wears this censored hat 24 hours a day.
	Not 24 hours.
	I don't know why they have the code Joker face.
	I don't get that.
	I don't really understand what the significance of that would be.
	Oh, I understand now.
	Don'ts, don'ts, don'ts, don'ts, don'ts.
	I like to keep the Friday Show nice and clean.
	It's available to everyone.
	I don't want to come across as too controversial on Fridays, so it's our most censored show on Censored.
	And I like to avoid the topic of racism, because no matter how delicately you tread around that subject here in America, you can get in big trouble.
	So we will not be discussing racism at any point during the show.
	I'm a black female.
	What other difference, what else could I have done to piss you off?
	A black woman?
	This is really inconvenient.
	That's crazy!
	I have a dream.
	Oh, Black Betty, bam, bam.
	Oh, Black Betty, bam, bam.
	Black Betty had a child.
	Bam, bam.
	I thought that I was gay, gay, gay, gay.
	So.
	So a long time ago we talked about a pub in Britain that had gollywogs.
	I am Scottish.
	I was born in England but we would go back to Scotland at least once a year and I would spend the summers there in Glasgow.
	Great times, great times, great culture.
	Everyone is funny in Glasgow, and we would have gollywog.
	There was a marmalade company that had a gollywog, and if you bought enough jars of this marmalade, you'd get a gollywog.
	Every kid had a gollywog.
	It was like a teddy bear, and it was actually an American woman from New York who moved to Britain, and she was a cartoonist, and she had a gollywog as a kid in the early 1900s, so she made a bunch of kids' books with this gollywog.
	So it's an integral part of British culture, but because the doll's skin is so dark and the lips are so big, it's racist.
	I used to try to collect that kind of stuff, that old black Americana, but rich blacks like Whoopi Goldberg and Spike Lee have pushed the price up.
	In a way, they sort of got it off the market.
	To buy a gollywog now, it's probably like a hundred bucks.
	Oh, that's unfortunate, Ryan.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	So, this pub, you should be showing gollywogs while we talk about gollywogs.
	I just showed one.
	No, that's racist.
	That's the marmalade.
	It was Robertson's Marmalade, yeah.
	Totally effing harmless.
	And by the way, when I'm in Jamaica, that's how they portray themselves on cartoons.
	Like if you get a fridge magnet in fucking Kingston, it'll have like a black, a dude that black, and it'll say, welcome to Jamaica.
	It's only white people that invented this concept of being offended by that look.
	I don't even get why it's offensive, but anyway.
	So, this pub had a bunch of gollywogs as a collection, and then either a rival gollywog collector.
	This is from Jamaica.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	That's hilarious.
	Maybe jars, mock, and then maybe jars, mock people.
	Someone called the cops, and because it's Britain, and they are totally, totally incapable of comprehending the concept of free speech, the police came, and with the transparent garbage bag, took all their gollywogs.
	So, I assumed the locals would band together and fight this, the people who frequented the pub, who patronized it.
	No, the whole community told them to F off.
	Everyone's disgusted.
	And then their suppliers stopped sending them booze!
	Now, we had a pub, Vice had a pub in London, I'm not sure it's still around, it's called the Old Blue Last.
	And pub, the economics of pubs, Is very confusing in Britain.
	I mean, they've been around, they probably invented pubs.
	I went to a pub in Nottingham.
	I think it was called Jerusalem or something.
	And it was 800 years old.
	Now I'm from Canada.
	Canada is like 30 years old.
	They got their national anthem in 1980.
	So they're 40 years old.
	Are they even independent?
	I mean, the Queen is still on the money, so it's basically still a British colony.
	So, 800 years old does not compute into this brain.
	How old is America, like 250 years old?
	Anyway, there's a thing where, like, you have a pub, but you don't own the pub.
	You kind of lease the right to use the taps, and then Newcastle or tenants or whatever owns the rights.
	And you're sort of renting the right to have a building around the pipes.
	I don't get it at all.
	But the point is that when the suppliers start messing with you, it's not easy to just go, whatever, we'll get different beers.
	Like, there's a bar not far from here, up north in New Rochelle, where after the Bud Light thing happened, and the owner's gay, by the way, but he's mega.
	He goes, you know what, I'm done with Anheuser-Busch.
	And he could do that, it's his bar, he owns it.
	And he switched all the bud to like Coors Banquet, which is growing on me, and a bunch of other beers.
	PBR and Yingling and stuff.
	I don't think you can do that there.
	So, they went under.
	They were bankrupted because one person found Gollywogs discriminatory.
	And again, I've said this a million times, don't poo-poo Canada and Britain as foreign countries.
	They are worse than us when it comes to free speech, yes, but I promise you that is not far away, if not here already.
	Can you imagine a bar having gollywogs in New York City?
	It would be one complaint.
	I would probably get vandalized.
	Instead of the police coming, it would just be burnt to the ground.
	What if you buy one of these in Jamaica and you bring it back?
	Are you an asshole now?
	Yeah, what if you're black, you own a bar in Manhattan and it's a Jamaican themed bar and you have some of your Jamaican dolls in it?
	Is that okay?
	I've actually seen, holy shit, this might be in the racism Google Doc, Ryan.
	But I saw there was this woman who, she said she went to a meditation center, a retreat, and someone was laughing at a video on their phone.
	And it was a black guy saying, bad word coming up, folks, be prepared.
	He said, the Irish are the niggers of Europe.
	And she was mortified.
	by that because she heard the n-word and she filed a complaint like with the place and she's no no she's filing a discrimination suit she's suing them because she went to go to a nice retreat and she heard the n-word and her her she claims that whoever was watching the funny video was looking over at her now i dug up the video
	And it is a totally benevolent, friendly video where this guy's a pretty mediocre black comedian, but he says, I was in Ireland and someone came up to me like, how are you doing there?
	And I'm like, fuck, be a big fucking cunt.
	And he goes, all of my friends are like, hey, whoa.
	And he goes, stop, I speak Irish.
	I'm actually delivering it better than he did.
	And he goes, what he means is, would you like to grab a beer?
	You seem like a good guy.
	And so we did grab a beer.
	And then that's when he said, the Irish are the ends of the world.
	And, yeah, this is what she saw.
	She's suing a place because of a black person's joke.
	That's your own medicine, lady.
	Always make them come where you at.
	Like, I was in Ireland, and I had, you know, done my gig, and I was outside having a smoke, couple friends around.
	Couple flames are out.
	Go forward a little bit.
	Yeah.
	That's a great greeting.
	But I'll never get it.
	And you know, I was drinking with him later, and he said something to me that a lot of white Irish men have said to me since.
	Like, and they say it warmly, like, you know, like you should be charmed or something like that.
	Yeah, it's called being funny.
	He says, "Hey, Rich, you know Irish people are considered the niggers of Europe." Not much of an Irish accent there, buddy.
	Alright, we get it, we get it.
	That reminds me of this guy, but with Scotland.
	Oh, I hate that guy!
	They don't know what language they're speaking.
	Apparently, it makes you better at catching fish.
	Catching fish?
	I feel like I can get his Scottish.
	No, you can't.
	You just did Irish, and then you did Sean Connery.
	If you give me... I could do this.
	Your response to those emotional... Your response to those... What are you doing the Sean Connery thing?
	That's very unique.
	You do that too.
	That is a Scot who is trying to sound erudite.
	Isn't he?
	Let me see.
	Where your heart lies... Where your heart lies... Are far more important than deciding... Far more important... Whether you're Scottish... Whether you're Scottish... Than some minuscule genetic difference... Genetic... Yeah, there's things on there I can grab onto.
	You want to do a Rabsy Nez or a Ned.
	But that's impossible.
	You want to do a Glaswegian Ned.
	That weird... because they have a new accent.
	Just breaking news.
	Young Glaswegians have their own accent that doesn't sound like your dad's Glaswegian.
	Same with Toronto.
	They have a weird... I think they got it from England.
	Because London has a very weird Jamaican kind of thing.
	Gyals and stuff.
	Is this Ned?
	Who's Ned?
	It's been a topic that's been requested for so long.
	For so long?
	Since I started making Scottish videos.
	And Ned is like, it's slang.
	It's like a type of guy?
	Yeah, it means like never educated something.
	It means like white trash.
	Delinquent?
	Yeah, delinquent is in there.
	Pollock, right?
	What side of Pollock?
	I spoke to a few other boys from the other areas.
	Yeah, that's like hard.
	I'm going to stick to the other boys from other areas.
	I'm going to go entry level with black guy, Scottish dude.
	Did you see this chick on that show?
	Oh, cool.
	Yeah.
	2-0.
	It's a very viral show where, and it's kind of shooting fish in a barrel, where these guys who know their arguments, they get a room of hot chicks together and then they say things like OnlyFans is bad.
	And then these dumb bitches try to defend it.
	It's just embarrassing.
	but look at this I was staring at this guy and I was like how do I know you and then I realized DC Comics when I was in my when I was like 11 or 12 I was really into flash and there was a black bad guy named chunk okay and that's chunk here go back to the thing so we can see it in action it's an it If you were such a godly man who's returned... Blow it up!
	I want to see this thing!
	You should learn for a little bit more acceptance and tolerance.
	Let me ask you this.
	Is God tolerant?
	I think God made us all in his light.
	He didn't make any mistakes, right?
	So if he created trans people... Wow, it's rare a human makes you laugh just by existing.
	You should do stand-up comedy and just stand there.
	You didn't choose to go on hormones.
	You don't choose to dress this way.
	You don't choose to identify as a woman.
	You don't choose to wear a weave.
	You don't choose to put on makeup and present yourself as a woman.
	So, I'm gonna go back to the original question.
	You said it's my job as a Christian... By the way, she's talking about how God made trans people.
	No, he didn't.
	He made a boy.
	And you went against his wishes and said, actually, you fucked up, God.
	I'm a hideous fat chick.
	Who is uglier?
	Who would you rather have sex with?
	Tarana Burke or that thing?
	Well, that's a trans, so... Oh yeah, that's a dude.
	That wrecks the whole question.
	What if that was a chick, though?
	I think still Tarana Burke.
	Really?
	Because she's more shapely, believe it or not.
	Her face is... Shapely?
	Bananas.
	But you could just not look at the face.
	Her body, every touch that you touch her, you'd be reminded that she's a golem.
	Every touch.
	Every touch that you touch her.
	Every touch you touch.
	Look at that!
	It's, she's, it's, he's way bigger.
	Who fucks that, honestly?
	But what about this head size?
	Does that have... I mean, I guess maybe some black guy just buttfucks him?
	I don't even know.
	And it's, it's especially stark when surrounded with a bunch of eights.
	The size is... Look at it!
	It doesn't look human!
	Yeah.
	It looks like a cool drawing.
	Carmine Infantino used to draw the Flash.
	This looks like a Carmine Infantino drawing.
	Should we show it?
	Yeah.
	That's Chunk.
	Zoom in on Chunk.
	I'm so not racist that I forgot Chunk was black.
	Doesn't that look like Chunk?
	Anyway, so I started looking up Chunk, because I hadn't thought of him since 1981.
	And, uh...
	They've rebooted him and now he's slim and cool.
	He's not a bad guy anymore.
	He's dating Flash's ex-girlfriend.
	And he, look at, look at what he looks like now.
	That's what he looked like.
	Now he's a cool dude.
	Well, he still has glasses.
	He's still black.
	He still has green.
	And look at this list that again, the way America treats blacks is just relentless charity.
	He was a child genius.
	He started off as a villain.
	That's when I had last checked in.
	Okay.
	Keep going.
	Uh, yeah, we got that one.
	Okay, he has a cataclysm inside of him.
	He turned his power into a business.
	He's a genius and a businessman.
	He's the Flash's best friend.
	What?
	Okay, I guess the Joker's Batman's best pal.
	He hired Wally's mom.
	Wally is the Flash.
	He hired her as his assistant.
	You know what it is?
	It's nerds.
	Nerds worship black people.
	And so when they put him in a comic and they're a giant fat villain, they give him a large family and he's not a villain anymore.
	Keep going.
	I think it worked because a lot of blacks are nerds now.
	He's engaged to Wally's ex-girlfriend.
	What?
	All right.
	What the fuck?
	Now he's a superhero for a brief period.
	Is a stylized way of talking.
	What is that doing there?
	That's not nothing to do with race.
	That's nothing to do with race.
	That's nothing to do with race.
	I want to talk about aviation briefly.
	We've been discussing it.
	We noticed in April there was about five near crashes and not just planes in the air or on the runway, but like the vans crashing into them.
	And I've noticed that affirmative action is not just taking over pilots and everything else, but it's in like the guys who work at the airport.
	And there's two strange cultural things that may be happening to this.
	And I want to just absolve myself of racism by saying, Affirmative action doesn't just mean get more blacks involved.
	It means more trannies and anyone who's weird, not the majority, get them in.
	Get white males out is what it really means.
	And I would have a problem with that if it was we need more albinos.
	So I'm not bashing African-American people of color.
	I'm bashing the death of meritocracy.
	I want the very best pilot for the job.
	If 100% of pilots are straight white males, Who are who were skinheads and by all means get in the plane.
	I don't want you to start fluffing up things.
	You don't do it to the NBA.
	So don't do it to my plane.
	But two things I've noticed is now that like JFK, for example, it's completely black top to bottom at bag handlers security.
	Everyone who works there is black and it's boiling.
	in there it's like 80 degrees at all times and you see these white people like with their t-shirts carrying their jackets and their blazers and stuff because it's it's Africa and we had we talked the first time we covered this subject we only had a few cases I've got a lot here this baby monster wrote in and he goes uh
	Forgive me for sounding racist, but that there is a particular demographic that is disproportionately fond of marijuana smoking and it's possible that They are involved that like that is involved in these accidents, but anyway before we get to the green screen I
	I just want to show you because not only are we seeing incompetence there, but with tickets getting cheaper, we're seeing a lot of trash on planes and a lot of fighting.
	And because the flight attendants are hired based on if they're trans or gay or albinos or Native American, you're not getting people qualified to deal with it.
	So, this isn't exactly totally on target before we get to the green screen, but I saw this guy.
	You know what the butt boys are?
	That's a club I started to rival the Proud Boys, and it's people who don't let anyone butt in line.
	So, you can be male or female as a butt boy.
	And here are some female butt boys trying to prevent a guy from butting and his contention is no I make the rules and now my rule is I'm butting in line and I'm getting out the plane first.
	No.
	And by the way I'm becoming a huge Karen fan.
	They are on the front lines.
	Yeah, sometimes they're wrong.
	But at least they're doing something.
	Men, if they put a guy in a chokehold for trying to beat the shit out of women, they go to jail.
	That Marine who chokehold that dude on the subway, first of all, everyone wants to kill him.
	People are mad at the police and Eric Adams for not killing him.
	And he's probably going to jail for defending people.
	So maybe Karens are all we have in this society.
	So look at these Karen butt boys trying to stop this homosexual black man from butting in line.
	I understand that we all are waiting, but... Are we?
	Well, that's not how I work.
	I make the rules as I go.
	Well, it's... Well, I make the rules as I go.
	I don't know about you, but I do.
	Well, I break them.
	Guess what?
	And I'm breaking them right now, too.
	We're living in a society.
	Look at that.
	Hey, we got a Hobson one back here.
	Yes, we do.
	Me, too.
	He's knocking people over.
	Don't be rude to me, because one thing I can do is be rude back to you, is what I can be.
	You were just rude.
	Don't be rude to me after I butt.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought you shoved... I thought you butted in line and shoved.
	Anyway, that's not really what I'm talking about.
	I'm talking about Affirmative Action Airlines, and I'm gonna go talk about it over there.
	I thought you shoved.
	I thought you butted in line and shoved.
	Anyway, that's not really what I'm talking about.
	I'm talking about Affirmative Action Airlines, and I'm going to go talk about it over there.
	Come with me.
	That intro sucked.
	It's not what I'm talking about.
	That guy budding in line, I mean, that's got nothing to do with affirmative action.
	I mean, I guess you could argue the flight attendants don't know what they're doing, but let's not muddle things up, Gav.
	I'm talking about the Boeing and all of these airlines, American Airlines, having these diversity initiatives where we're gonna make sure there's no more white males at the airport.
	Okay, I guess.
	I don't know why that's a big concern, but it's not working out very well.
	And I've noticed this has been happening on a drastic asymptote ever since 2023 began.
	So I've got a few examples for you here.
	Go to 2-7.
	So this, I've got them all dated.
	This is April 30th, right?
	Oh, this just happened.
	This is what inspired me to do a recap of the whole thing.
	So blow up that picture.
	He explains everything in the picture.
	I mean the video.
	So, I'm on the plane right now, about to take off, and my neighbors here are on standby, they're on the flight, and they over-fueled the plane, so now they're kicking people off the plane.
	That's crazy!
	I would think that you would just siphon some of the gas out.
	Yeah, siphon some of the gas out.
	Well, God bless you.
	Now we're going to do something else.
	Oh, man.
	Well, I pray whatever happens, blessings on you.
	He's gracing it all.
	Amen.
	But American Airlines do better.
	That's crazy.
	So they over-fueled the plane.
	Again, if this was just one instance you go, oh I guess someone was hungover at work having a bad day.
	No, I think they were a diversity hire and they're stoned.
	They overfueled the plane so everyone who's on standby has to get off to reduce the weight.
	You want to get, I guess you want to get down like 600 pounds or something?
	So you get rid of what, like four people?
	Three fatties?
	So that just happened, but let's go back a bit, okay?
	Towards the end of last year, the New York Times had an exciting announcement to make.
	You ready for this?
	The cockpit is going to be black and female.
	The end of the all-male, all-white cockpit.
	And you know how much I hate shit like this because the allegation is that we were not a meritocracy before.
	It was racism where we said, I want only white males in the cockpit!
	And there's all these qualified black women going, but, but, but, I would, I can fly a plane.
	No, not on my watch, lady!
	Get the hell out of here!
	And then we finally removed that barrier.
	It's a dumb hypothesis.
	Who came up with it?
	That we were sitting there refusing American Indians and trannies and gay... No!
	Not on my watch!
	Straight white males or nothing in the cockpit!
	And lives are being lost.
	Anthony was talking about Boeing having this diversity initiative when it comes to building the things, where it is so delicate that the guys who build these engines, everything's down to like a billionth of an inch.
	When they're tired or something, or they go, I've been doing this for a while, they go, okay, here's a cot.
	Have a nap.
	Can I get you anything?
	You want a roast beef sandwich?
	Like it's that delicate.
	They want everyone to be perfectly sober, awake, and relaxed.
	And then they go, no, I want them to be Mexican.
	So they're finding like Modellos in the equipment.
	And Boeing is having to send back stuff since they came up with this concept of diversity in the factory.
	No.
	Goodity in the factory.
	Sober, focused, qualified people of any race.
	So that was last year.
	And they started really pushing it.
	And then all the airlines would put out these announcements.
	We're having a diversity initiative.
	And I have noticed personally, and so have you, that flying has become weird.
	It's become dangerous.
	We keep hearing about accidents.
	The past two flights I've been on, we got to the runway, we landed, and we had nowhere to go.
	Any port in a storm?
	No.
	Twice now.
	And we sat there for like half an hour waiting for it.
	So I'm sure you're going to be told that I'm wrong and flying has not become drastically worse in the past six months to a year.
	But don't believe your lying eyes.
	You see it.
	It's like I got into an argument with a teacher the other day and it was raining and I go, it's freezing.
	The kids are going to get cold.
	They're going to get sick.
	And she goes, I'm a biologist.
	Okay.
	You don't get sick from a cold.
	You get sick from germs.
	And I was like, yeah, I've heard that science meme, but I know that when I get freezing cold, I get sick.
	Your immune system sucks when you're freezing cold.
	Like, you know when it's down to your bones?
	And when your immune system is down, you are more prone to germs.
	And I know that's true because I see when my kids get really cold, they get sick.
	Believe your eyes!
	So what was this now?
	That's 2-8 we did.
	So then March 2023, this was a major turning point.
	The Biden had an FAA nominee.
	You know what he used to do?
	He used to run a bus system for a city, but he's black, so let's get him in there.
	He knows nothing about aviation.
	He knows exactly as much as I know about aviation.
	So here is his interrogation, which is a normal process for any appointee.
	and he doesn't know anything at all.
	-Washington, can you quickly tell me what airspace requires an ADS-B transponder?
	-Not sure I can answer that question right now.
	-That's okay.
	We'll just keep going.
	So that's a pretty important part.
	So what are the six types of special use airspace that protect this national security that appear on FAA charts?
	-Sorry, Senator, I cannot answer that question.
	-So what are the operational limitations of a pilot flying under basic med?
	-Senator, I'm not a pilot, so...
	-Yeah, you should kind of...
	I don't know these things either, nor do you, but no one's asking us to run the FAA. -Federal Aviation Administration, so any idea what those restrictions are under basic med, quickly?
	Well, some of the restrictions, I think, would be high blood pressure.
	Some of them would be... It's more like how many passengers per airplane, how many pounds, different categories.
	You heard med.
	He said, well... What if you overfuel?
	Should you get rid of every chubby person who was on standby?
	We're literally dying to be not racist.
	As the plane crashes, you go, well, at least I'm diverse.
	This goes on and on and on, by the way.
	We're halfway through.
	So it's not having anything to do as the plane crashes you go well at least time diverse Again, senator, I'm not a pilot Okay, let's keep going What are this goes on and on and on by the way we're halfway through that's clip one Here's him lying under oath.
	My personal Twitter account is comprised of posts about my mystery novels events at the White House Historical Association Pittsburgh sports teams travels and my dog end quote Is this an accurate statement?
	Yes, Senator.
	Wait, show me this.
	Is this an accurate statement?
	Yes, Senator.
	Oh, this is another bitch.
	Yeah, go back to the first one.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	to fully implement that certification act and report.
	You know the three types, Mr. Washington?
	The three types?
	Okay.
	Yeah, that's type certificate, production certificate, airworthiness certificate.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	The guy has no idea what he's doing, and he puts us all in danger.
	And this, you remember the New York Times article, the end of the white male pilot?
	Well, Ryan, this is this thing I emailed to you.
	I think this sums up exactly what I'm talking about perfectly.
	When you absolve yourself of meritocracy, you don't get qualified people of all shapes and sizes.
	You get not qualified people who don't even want to be there!
	That's the thing.
	Like, say you just went up to some random dude on the street and you go, I've got some great news.
	You're the singer of the Rolling Stones.
	And he goes, Oh, okay.
	That's profitable, right?
	They make lots of money.
	Okay.
	I guarantee you two days into the tour, he'd be like, I miss my kids.
	I don't want to do this anymore.
	I realized I don't even like rock and my throat hurts.
	I didn't know I'd be doing so much yelling.
	They don't want these jobs!
	Wait, is that it?
	This is the email.
	I have pictures, but this is the email, yeah.
	No, no, no.
	That's not what I'm looking for.
	It's about a woman who can't believe she's a pilot.
	She gave up.
	Was that called Affirmative Action Airlines?
	It was.
	Poopy.
	I just sent it to you.
	All right.
	Yeah, that email was the one, that was the baby monster saying, I think pot is a factor here.
	ATC made my student cry.
	Air traffic control made my student cry.
	My student was trying to operate out of a busy airport solo.
	She doesn't really study all that often, but she already has a seniority number at Delta.
	She's pretty bad on the radios, but I sent her out anyway.
	Don't do that.
	Turns out she doesn't know her left from her right and she started to bother the controllers.
	She then burst into tears because the controllers weren't simping for her.
	Hopped out of the aircraft with engine running and hit a parked jet.
	She's thinking of quitting and it just really makes my blood boil.
	Why would she give up a job at Delta?
	Any advice?
	Yeah, cut your losses.
	The answer is no.
	Bye-bye.
	I have a letter, I think, here about air traffic controllers too, right?
	Because he said the next generation of ATC are totally incompetent.
	Yeah, I'll get to that when we're done the green screen.
	But you don't want air traffic controllers to be anything but 100% based on merit.
	They're the ones who make sure the planes don't crash, and they seem to be at least almost crashing a hell of a lot this year.
	So now, we've done April, right?
	April was the over-fueled plane.
	Then I went March, then I did, now I'm going back to January.
	Remember that?
	We've already covered this, but that woman got sucked into an engine.
	They had told her many times to avoid the engines when they're running.
	She ignored them, may have been pot-related, and got sucked in.
	Go to 3-1.
	Go to 3-1.
	Alabama airline worker who died after being sucked into an engine so violently it shook the entire plane.
	She's a mother of three and had been repeatedly warned to stay back.
	Go down a bit.
	Like getting sucked in, isn't there any sort of life survival instinct where you go, that's very windy, I'm going to avoid it.
	I got a lot of people sending, after we talked about that, we got a lot of people sending us pictures of the gore.
	Look at guts and engine.
	That's what it looked like afterwards.
	Yikes.
	Just absolutely mashed.
	Look at all the blood.
	Oh my God, I didn't realize that's all her body there.
	I maybe should have said NSFW.
	And then this other picture that I sent with that Ryan, it shows some guy who was like a flight attendant and now he's a pilot.
	Don't stand there, not even for pictures.
	I saw some, there was some flight attendant who became a pilot.
	This guy was working on the ramp engine and he hit the tarmac so hard that one of the crew members had to be, was hospitalized, had to be rushed to the hospital to deal with, I don't know, broken arm.
	And then in February, there was that United flight that almost crashed.
	Remember this one?
	We talked about this before, where it dipped down into the ocean.
	Didn't go into the ocean, but was headed for that.
	People must have been hysterical on the flight.
	And then it pulls up, it turns around, And oh boy, it lands on the tarmac.
	And the scariest part of this for me is that ATC never spoke to them.
	There was no back and forth about that incident.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Look at that flight path.
	Now these stories as individual stories are not that relevant, but it's the, the frequency in all of these this year that is freaking me out.
	Then there was February 2023.
	Everything I'm telling you, besides that New York Times article, is this year.
	Passenger bus collides with an airplane.
	Remember this one?
	How do you smash into an airplane?
	You're in a very wide open area.
	It was traffic?
	That smells of weed to me.
	Let me turn it up.
	And then also in February, 2023, I've got several incidents in February alone.
	There was that FedEx and Southwest, remember that?
	I think it was, uh, Southwest was landing and there was a FedEx plane taking off and they almost landed on top of one another.
	A FedEx Boeing 767 was coming into land as a Southwest Airlines 737 was cleared to take off ahead of it.
	Air traffic control recordings detail apparent concern from the tower as the Southwest flight remained on the runway.
	Southwest has confirmed on the roll.
	Rolling now.
	Did you notice anything about that voice?
	Yeah.
	It sounded a little ebonic.
	Do you mean roll?
	Okay.
	- To confirm on a row.
	- On a row? - Row on a row.
	- Do you mean roll? - But preliminary flight radar 24 data shows the two planes remaining on a collision course. - Okay. - The FAA. - Same month, Mesa Airlines had to abort the flight.
	This is 3-9.
	Don't bother with 3-8.
	A passenger jet was forced to abort its landing Wednesday at Hollywood Burbank Airport in Los Angeles after another jet had been cleared to take off from the same runway, federal authorities said.
	The latest in a recent series of close calls between planes at US airports.
	These two stories are like weeks apart.
	Flight was cleared for takeoff and the Mesa pilot aborted the landing with the plane just over a mile from the same runway.
	A string of similar mix-ups prompted the FAA to call for a safety summit next month.
	Then we had March, a week later.
	I hope you guys aren't taking planes there to the safety summit.
	We will be driving to the summit.
	United Flight returned to Houston Airport because of a mechanical issue.
	Here in New York, we call Houston Street, Houston Street.
	Then a month later, in April, the FAA pushes for women and minorities to apply for air traffic controller jobs.
	Hmm, are you noticing a pattern here?
	The more diversity we push, the more problems we have.
	Diversity isn't sounding like one of our strengths.
	And then there was employees killed on the tarmac at Austin Airport.
	So, the FAA pushes for more women and minorities to apply for air traffic controller jobs immediately after we start seeing people die on the tarmac.
	American Airlines employee killed in tarmac accident.
	At Austin International Airport.
	Around 2 p.m.
	the Austin Police Department responded to a report of a crash at the airport.
	APD spokesperson officer Destiny Silva told, Destiny, Destiny said, the employee was operating a ground service vehicle that struck a jet bridge, Silva said.
	Austin-Travis County EMS responded to the scene for a report of a man with traumatic injuries.
	Yep.
	And this has happened before, by the way.
	4-3.
	Same airport.
	Incident that happened here today.
	The Austin Police Department's Vehicular Homicide Unit is investigating Thursday night after an American Airlines employee was killed while on the job.
	Oh, this is the same case.
	It must be.
	Is this a different case?
	I don't even know.
	Because that's Silva.
	It's Silva, but she might be... I think there was more than one death at Austin Airport.
	Where I'm headed soon.
	I'm going to be there next month.
	Sir, you can't wear a motorcycle helmet on the plane.
	I am going to.
	And I'm wearing football gear.
	The man was pronounced dead on scene.
	Police say several people witnessed what happened.
	APD knows who the man is, but isn't identifying him at this time out of respect for the family and everyone involved.
	This is the second death in recent memory on the Austin Airport's tarmac.
	In 2020, a man was hit and killed by a Southwest Airlines plane flying in from Dallas.
	He was not an employee at the airport and not authorized to be on the runway.
	Okay, that's kind of a different one.
	So those two ones I just sold were the same one, the guy on the jet bridge.
	The other one he's talking about was from two years ago, and I'm not really counting that.
	If someone runs out onto the tarmac, they're not supposed to be there.
	We're not counting that.
	And that was three years ago.
	I'm focused on this year.
	So sorry for taking one story and treating it like it's two.
	Then in April, again, the previous thing I just talked about was April.
	This is April also.
	The U.S.
	Army has grounded aviators for training after two helicopter crashes killed 12 people.
	Have you not noticed the military's been pushing diversity like crazy?
	We just got the Navy's got a new trans spokesperson.
	Aviators not involved in critical missions have been grounded this following two recent chopper crashes that leave 12 soldiers dead.
	According to the U.S.
	Army, the aviators will be grounded while pilots focus on safety and training protocols.
	The safety stand down comes after Thursday's midair collision of two helicopters near Fort Wainwright, Alaska.
	You know who killed those guys?
	God hates affirmative action.
	God hates equity.
	God likes meritocracy.
	God wants the most qualified person driving the plane, driving the helicopter.
	If you go against his wishes and you randomly choose people based on whatever the culture is at the time, you will crash.
	You will die.
	It's demonic.
	Yeah, you heard me.
	All this diversity mongering is demonic.
	Die!
	Diversity, inclusion, equity.
	Then there was four or five.
	So in April, we saw that American Airlines won a diversity award.
	Go click on that first picture.
	I posted this on social media.
	American Airlines earns perfect score on Corporate Equity Index over the last two decades.
	That's fantastic.
	So that was, sorry, that was last year.
	I just posted it in April.
	And then this month, we have an American Airlines plane exploding into flames.
	When I first saw this, I thought it was like a Columbia or some third world country.
	Nope, it's American Airlines.
	The same people celebrating all their diversity awards.
	And I think it's happening in other countries.
	Like in Hungary, we just had two Wizz Air planes crash into each other.
	Now this is just a theory, I can't prove it, but I have a feeling that diversity is destroying aviation all over the world.
	But that's a different presentation.
	And then we had Tucker did a segment about this too.
	He must have stolen it from me when I first did it.
	And he spoke to a pilot about this.
	We've been speaking to pilots and air traffic controllers too.
	I'll get to that when we're done the green screen.
	But here's, if you go to minute 29 in, you have Tucker reading a letter from a dude.
	We'll just wait for that to load.
	Come on buddy.
	Got a 56k modem here.
	Commercial air travel.
	Where's the air travel?
	Just told me about a B-777 off Maui that put the lives of passengers in grave danger.
	Quote, name redacted, just told me about a B-777 off Maui that almost crashed two nights ago.
	Both pilots became disoriented and pulled out of a dive 300 feet above the water, pulling two and a half G's.
	I'm just home from Denver Training Center.
	There's some real horror stories out there about United, but management is hell-bent on just ignoring what is going on.
	The investigation is still ongoing, but the captain of the Maui flight was brand new.
	There was a new hire first officer, and my understanding is that we almost lost an airplane for no good reason.
	Both have been sent back to go through the four-week course.
	The new hire here, on my fleet, is a nightmare.
	It took him 50 hours to get through initial operating experience.
	Worse yet, talking to his instructor, out of his 25 landings in the simulator, 15 ended up in the dirt.
	Just like the one we started with, with the girl hopping out of the plane.
	They said his radio work was like that of a private pilot.
	He has no situational awareness.
	I'm jump seating to SFO right now.
	A United B-777 First Officer is next to me.
	She said the training is totally inadequate for new hires.
	Her husband helps train them at United's in-house pilot academy, Aviate.
	He's constantly asking these kids who come in, has anyone told you what this is?
	Many have no idea what they're getting into.
	They're hiring people straight out of high school now.
	Zero aviation knowledge or desire.
	It's just about the money and adhering to ESG.
	End quote.
	Okay, that's enough.
	That's a big thing, too, with affirmative action.
	Lack of desire.
	When you push people to go into a profession because it's a whim of yours, it's not going to be a whim of theirs.
	And I want pilots to be nerds.
	I want them to be obsessed with planes.
	I don't want them going, what?
	Okay, yeah, I'll try it.
	No, not good enough.
	Now, This may or may not be related, but have you noticed the flying experience has people fighting and brawling and butting in line more?
	That could also be related to this.
	The first half of this presentation has been facts.
	I gave you enough circumstantial evidence for you to notice a pattern.
	This one, this next part, is a little more theoretical.
	Now, with all of these unqualified people at the airport, people are getting pissed off.
	And it's making them more likely to fight.
	And the flight attendants are not able to handle it.
	So, bear with me here, but is this, these cases, part of the pattern?
	Like 4-9.
	Well, that's a bad example, actually.
	Let's not do that one.
	Go to 5-0.
	So, compare this with the guy budding in line.
	I think, oh yeah, this was going to Australia, I think.
	A fight breaks out.
	They're using a bottle and it breaks the glass of the plane.
	Some of the most important glass in the world is the windows of a plane.
	And then go to 5-1.
	I mean, this is Australia.
	This is a bit of a stretch.
	But you've noticed, haven't you?
	Lots more tension on the plane?
	What's 5-1?
	Okay, so at least, where are we here?
	Uh...
	Wait, that's Australia again.
	That's the same fight.
	Now, I'm not going to include that.
	Sorry.
	Pretty disorganized show, folks.
	So ignore that ending part.
	But the point here is that I think it's a message from God.
	God says meritocracy.
	God says if you're a Kenyan runner, you're going to dominate all of the marathons and so be it.
	That's great.
	Congratulations, Kenyans.
	You won another marathon.
	If all of the pilots are white males, Who cares?
	Leave it alone.
	It's God's plan.
	When you start cramming trannies into everything, and making sure that there's a smorgasbord of races in the cockpit, people are going to die.
	Don't do it.
	I'm so not used to...
	Having your own music?
	Having my own music.
	As I was walking back, I was like, why did I choose that shitty song?
	Did you see this too?
	This is related, but...
	Oh yeah, I forgot.
	Chrissy Mayer.
	And Keanu Reeves or whatever?
	And they made them change into a more revealing outfit.
	Change!
	That's Gino Bisconti's girlfriend.
	Nothing stays the same!
	They made them change into a more revealing outfit in front of everyone.
	So they were in their panties at the gate.
	I think they have a case to sue.
	But that's got nothing to do with what I'm saying.
	Well, kind of.
	I mean, like, who are the people that, I mean, they're all black.
	Any fucking airport is definitely all black people.
	TSA to the people at the gate.
	I've had good and bad experiences alike.
	But if you have any experience at all, it's with a black person working at that place.
	So is it possible that who told them to change with no guard and no cover?
	Basically, what do they look like?
	Are they a diversity hire?
	Oh, yeah.
	Let's find out right now.
	We can call her.
	Contacts?
	Uh... Say their name.
	Wait, I don't have her name?
	I think I have... Yeah, here we go.
	So you think it was a black dude who wanted to see them change?
	Or just a like, I'm sorry you have to change here.
	Could be a... What do they call it?
	A humiliation ritual?
	Comedians get up late.
	She might still be asleep.
	This is not looking good, folks.
	Don't get your hopes up.
	I'm about to give up.
	What is that face she's making?
	No, no, no.
	- The outfit change features the two crop tops wearing a maxi skirt, the other one in trousers.
	- What is that face she's making?
	- No, no, no. - She making fun of Asians?
	- Ooh, change clues.
	- I got this letter from a baby monster.
	I think we've read this on the show before, but it's important we put this all together.
	The affirmative action hiring at airports might be worse than you can even see.
	I'm an electrician and project manager for Electro Contractor.
	I've worked at Dulles International Airport and Air Traffic Control Center in Leesburg, Virginia, while working at both places.
	I work with on-site engineers, maintenance personnel, and in-house project managers.
	There were about six older guys that held their positions for 35 to 40 years at both locations.
	They were all knowledgeable and very well qualified and just didn't want to make trouble to get to their retirement a year or two away.
	All the other people, every other person, not just some, Was a woman or a minority.
	Most of these people were completely inept.
	One of the women who was an electrical engineer at the air traffic control was cool and did try hard.
	However, she would routinely joke about being in over her head.
	I don't want people involved in electricity at the airport to be quote unquote in over their head.
	I want, I want all of your tasks to be way below your head.
	And having been hired just because she was a woman.
	And I want to make that clear too in this presentation.
	I'm not talking about black people.
	I'm talking about hiring women, gays, any kind of group, just because that's what they look like and not because they're good at their job.
	When you would get in a room or on a call alone with one of the old-timers, they too would joke about how bad all their co-workers were.
	So it's a joke from both sides.
	The old-timers who know what they're doing think it's funny and make jokes about it, and so do the unqualified people who don't have the desire to be there.
	Most of the upper management in charge of construction and maintenance at Dools Airport are from African countries.
	They would talk about their degree for a university in some shithole country.
	The air traffic controllers were all affirmative action hires too.
	You could tell based on their looks and attire.
	They all dressed like slobs.
	Fat people in slides with blue hair.
	I fear that the air traffic controllers will be responsible for mass death soon.
	Not sure I would be flying right now after seeing these people.
	Great.
	Great news.
	Great times.
	Ryan, you have some thoughts on this, don't you?
	I have a lot of thoughts on this.
	Would you like to hear them?
	Yeah, let's hear what you got to say.
	Well, first of all, I don't know if it's necessarily the people necessarily to blame, whether it is the structure itself.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Continuous... You know what's a funny thing about marriage?
	You guys have certain words you use?
	Like, uh... Like watch it?
	Like watch it?! !
	Or discipline and respect.
	No, my wife and I never say Frankenstein, we always say Frankenstein.
	Yes.
	But you forget that that's your little word.
	Yes.
	Will you shut up?
	No, I can relate to this.
	Don't say yes.
	Yes.
	I'm Robin.
	So, I came in super late last night, like one in the morning, and I woke her up and she was pissed off.
	And she goes, She's all tired.
	She goes, you come in here making noise, banging around like Frankenstein.
	She was genuinely mad.
	It reminds me of my friend Marcus and his wife Jen.
	They would talk about their dog Socko.
	And they would say if he shit somewhere or pissed somewhere, they'd go, he peed his pants.
	And he was fucking furious because she didn't walk the dog and he shit in the bathtub.
	And he's like, I'm coming in here.
	I want to have a shower.
	And Socko pooed his pants all over the fucking tub.
	And she's like, he doesn't have pants.
	Oh, fun stuff.
	We say the commote rontrol or just commote.
	Where's the commote?
	Frankenstein.
	Eh.
	Catchy nose.
	Speaking of Frankenstein this guy writes in sup fags he says Frankenstein must die by Jad Fair is the single worst song of all time It is much worse than let me put my love into you.
	I found this letter to be very strange Like how Play Frankenstein must die.
	Yeah, I think there's reverse psychology who says this is a terrible song of course I Oh, it's supposed to be, right.
	That's the gimmick.
	Like, who hears this and goes, that could be better?
	And it's called Beautiful Songs.
	You were there tied to a chair.
	Frankenstein had you by your hair.
	So I took out the gun that I had and I shot him.
	Good.
	Go back to the song?
	I forget what happens after he kills Frankenstein.
	Dude, Ryan, the person, not you, another Ryan sent that in.
	Dude, I'm worried about your IQ.
	To say this is a terrible song.
	Is Jackass also a movie that shows things that are dangerous and could hurt you?
	It is, yes, actually.
	Okay.
	Uh, this guy is saying, Gavin, are you a fucking minion?
	He says.
	What's that mean?
	Let's see the video.
	Um... Yeah!
	Go to Mexico!
	Uh, yeah, yeah.
	I don't get the reference.
	I guess it's a minion.
	The yellow minion.
	Yes.
	How do you not get that?
	I've never seen the minion movie.
	Or Despicable Me.
	Okay.
	Yes, that was very minion-y.
	Nice catch.
	I was just watching Democracy Now and listening to yet another version of the founding of a particular group that's in the news.
	Do you have much of the founding on video?
	Might be interesting to see a compilation of media talking heads giving their versions of the founding and then play the actual thing to compare.
	I mean...
	The only group that has ever got Proud Boys sort of right is the SBS Dateline doc on YouTube.
	The Australian dudes who came and they actually stayed with me for like a day.
	And then we went to a boat party.
	See if you can pull that shit up, Jamie.
	I checked in on it because ABC was asking me if I'd want to talk about the Jan 6 stuff.
	And I said what I said to the BBC, which is, of course, I would love to speak about it.
	This is how it's going to go.
	We're going to do the pre-interview.
	You're going to be shocked that the media has it so wrong.
	You're also going to be impressed that I'm articulate and can do these interviews well.
	That's tiny shot in the foot by Antifa.
	Holy shit, he's a monster.
	Zoom out so people can see the thing.
	And then you're going to get a call from Media Relations at ABC or BBC or wherever it is and you're going to be told that the interview is off.
	You're going to ask questions.
	Why is it off?
	And you're not going to get a response.
	And then guess what happened at the BBC?
	He said, uh, it's gonna be postponed.
	We'll check back in with you later.
	And I go, yeah.
	And then I said, told ya.
	And you know what I had told him?
	I go, when this happens, I'm gonna text you back, told ya.
	And I text him back, told ya.
	So anyway, the ABC guy goes, is there anything I can, I hadn't heard that take before.
	Is there anything I should watch to learn about this club?
	And I said, watch this.
	Then I checked in on it.
	They've totally reduced it.
	They've totally reduced it.
	They've totally reduced it.
	And it's like, dude, Richard, I sent that email to say to Jared Taylor, Peter Brimelow, and you that we need to get off the racial thing and focus on Westernism.
	All of your tropes remain intact.
	But get off the race thing because it ignores black patriots and gay patriots and Chinese patriots and people that we want on our side.
	That's why I was doing it.
	I wrote an article about this for American Renaissance where I said, stop dwelling in race and focus on culture.
	And then the takeaway from the left is, he writes for a white nationalist website.
	So you can go to a white nationalist and say, write a letter for them saying to other white nationalists, guys, get off the race shit.
	Get off the anti-Semitism shit.
	Focus on the culture wars.
	And they'll go, oh, so now you're talking to Nazis?
	They did that with Richard Spencer too.
	They gave me shit for having him on the show.
	And I go, I had him on the show to argue with him.
	You still give them a platform.
	Yeah, so did ESPN.
	David Duke used to be on CNN.
	He was fighting with people, but he existed.
	No, don't even give them a platform.
	All right.
	We're all going to get real smart not arguing with each other.
	But the other dumb thing Richard did was, when alt-right meant alternative right, and it was kind of fun, and this was probably 2015, there was a seminar he did, and I think he self-sabotaged.
	He held up his fist, or something, he may have even gone like that, and he said, Hail Trump.
	And then everyone started chanting, Hail Trump.
	And that was the end of Alt-Right.
	Everyone went, what the fuck?
	You're making it a Hitler thing?
	No, Hail!
	Yeah, yeah.
	We know that it's Hail Caesar or whatever, but... Sorry, but... The word Hail has been ruined.
	So, uh...
	That was the end of Richard.
	That wasn't even that bad looking.
	Oh, that's bad.
	See, I don't think Richard really did anything wrong.
	Yes, he did.
	It seemed worse.
	I remember this clip, but looking back at it, hail, blah, blah, blah.
	Hail Trump!
	Hail our people!
	Hail victory!
	I'm just raising a glass.
	Bye-bye!
	I remember when he did that.
	Bye-bye!
	Such a dumb thing to do.
	And then also in that podcast he goes, a proud boy started Charlottesville, created Charlottesville.
	No numbnuts.
	A guy who infiltrated the club at its nascent, at its very beginning, he jumped into the beatdowns.
	And he was sussed out at two different chapters.
	The media will never discuss this.
	He infiltrated the San Francisco chapter.
	They kicked him out.
	And the same day, they sussed out that he sucked.
	And then they infiltrated, I think, a Virginia chapter, and they kicked him out.
	Same day.
	So a loser tried to get in the club and was kicked out two separate times.
	No, he's a proud boy.
	He was beaten in.
	We should have been more careful about prospects back then.
	All right, let's do one more letter.
	This show's running pretty long.
	Doop-a-dee-boop-a-dee-boop-a-doo So you don't want to see any more Videos of like Asian midget midgets Or any videos of oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah the mailbag little notice, please guys I'm good at finding Asian dudes that look like Ryan to make fun of him.
	You're not and And you keep sending me this one guy who has very short legs, he's kind of midget-y, and he does, he's swimming, he's doing kung fu.
	I get that fucking guy sent to me 50 times a day.
	I am officially begging you to please stop sending me him.
	I'm at the point now where I click on it and I go, God damn it!
	It makes me mad.
	Yep.
	So stop sending me Asians because you're not funny.
	A. B. Stop sending me Wild Wild West.
	References we already did a green screen on it.
	It's on the kids show.
	It's covered.
	I'm never covering it again I don't want to talk about Wild Wild West anymore Third please stop sending me people with hand tattoos crowbarring it into the shot.
	We did it Wow Wow West We're never covering it again hand tattoos are gone now.
	Bye.
	Bye I'm out of here.
	Bye Um, what about, I mean, but by saying that, then you're gonna stop a lot of people with good stuff of lookalikes like this guy.
	On my Twitter.
	Uh, check this out.
	He said, when did Gavin do this?
	I've been sent that 900 times.
	It's not funny.
	Gavin beating up twin Ryans.
	There's no such thing as twin Ryans.
	Please stop sending me this clip.
	And I do think we covered it.
	We covered it a lot.
	Ugh.
	Every time I see that I'm like, dude, that's basically from like 2001.
	Here's a good one to end on.
	Gavlar and Riceball, I spent most of last year fighting cancer, loads of chemo, and major surgery until finally I died.
	No.
	Until finally I got the good news in December that we'd kicked its arse and I got to go home cancer-free.
	Magic.
	This year things have really turned around for my wife Jen and I. We found out that our first attempt at IVF worked.
	We were expecting our first bambino in October and I cannot wait.
	We wanted to share a good news with you.
	Two legends.
	Life's a wild ride.
	Congrats.
	That's awesome.
	That's blessed stuff.
	And he says, you guys talk about the joys of parenthood, and it sounds great, I can't wait to do it.
	And then he sends a video that I think we should make the final video.
	Oh, yes, of course.
	So I'll scream now.
	Video finale, as they call it.
	Here we go.
	I really swallowed up the show with that Affirmative Action Airlines green screen.
	That was probably dumb.
	I probably should have saved that for Monday.
	What I should do on Fridays is showcase this show.
	And I should have done... These are our segments we usually do.
	I should have done a War on Kids.
	I should have done an LGBT thing, I should have done a feminism thing, an Antifa thing, a Proud Boys thing, a racism thing, a feminism thing, a My Pet Biden thing.
	Those are all our topics that we do?
	Yeah.
	I think increasing diversity is even ruining this show.
	No, that's the opposite, dummy.
	We should have had more diverse ideas.
	True diversity.
	This is a great example of how awesome it is to have kids.
	And despite the media pushing white supremacy, the message that we've had and Proud Boys have always had is family.
	Put a ring on it, stop partying, and get one of these in your house.
	Less fur babies, more baby babies.
	Nice kick, buddy!
	No, it's this.
	You gotta go like that.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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