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Surfing Songs and Curses
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Music by Ben Thede. | |
| Chilling the air coming off the river tonight. | |
| Sure and glad I chose my sweater. | |
| Walk alone, I walk alone tonight. | |
| Yeah, I felt better. | |
| But I know in my heart. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That was Ryan's shitty gay music. | |
| Day two. | |
| Day two of that. | |
| Day two, Brute. | |
| What was that now? | |
| From the Dumb and Dumb and Dumber soundtrack. | |
| Dumb and Dumb and Dumber? | |
| Is that what it's called? | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| It's just regular dumb and dumber. | |
| Too much of a good thing by, Too much of a good thing. | |
| So you couldn't figure out how to say dumb and dumber. | |
| That's ironic. | |
| I don't see the irony there. | |
| That song is gay and boring. | |
| It's kind of symbolic. | |
| And he sings weird. | |
| The chill in the air coming up the river tonight. | |
| Why wouldn't you play Gordon Lightfoot on the day he died? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Seven long years they all rolled back to see and they took you all back to Australia. | |
| They sound similar, I guess? | |
| No, they don't sound remotely similar. | |
| This has a beautiful solo section. | |
| It's one of my fave songs. | |
| Well, it sucks. | |
| This is when they take the big puppy van out. | |
| Go into my intro songs. | |
| Let me just show you what good music is. | |
| Okay? | |
| Well, why would I open up that document then? | |
| Eddie Current Suppression Ring. | |
| Another Australian band, Rocking and Rolling. | |
| This is a song you could have played. | |
| The song is called Memory Lane. | |
| It's awesome. | |
| Just pull that up. | |
| One 1002 went out. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| I restarted this computer. | |
| It was acting phony. | |
| So I gotta sign back into my googs. | |
| So we started the show without the computers ready. | |
| No, here it is. | |
| Opening songs. | |
| And what is the one? | |
| The first one, obviously. | |
| Okay, yes. | |
| That would be logical. | |
| This is very lame. | |
| Zoom out so people can see it. | |
| See, there's good intro music, too. | |
| and he doesn't sing in a weird voice Barry Stooges. | |
| Or what about the American indie surf band Surf Curse? | |
| Have we played them yet? | |
| We've played Surf Curse. | |
| Okay. | |
| Then what about 100 Gex? | |
| They got a new album out, Hollywood Baby. | |
| Jump to that. | |
| It's fun. | |
| Great way to start the show. | |
| It's inspiring. | |
| I don't even think you like that song you played. | |
| I love it. | |
| I've listened to the song hundreds of thousands of times. | |
| Doesn't this get you pumped to do a show? | |
| Sure. | |
| But it means nothing. | |
| Turn it up. | |
| Clear blue sky, but it rains all the late fees. | |
| Did you get the payment? | |
| We had an arrangement. | |
| We don't want to watch the news. | |
| We just read statements. | |
| Or jump to the second surf curse song. | |
| I don't think we've played that before. | |
| Is that a dude? | |
| It's a trans. | |
| Oh boy. | |
| So, all right, back to the first one? | |
| Yeah, the second of the two surf curses. | |
| Just drop the needle in the middle. | |
| You can drop the needle pretty much anywhere here. | |
| Zoom out. | |
| Wait, that's not surf curse. | |
| That's a different band. | |
| That's the second link in the opening songs. | |
| Under surf curse? | |
| Yeah, under surf curse. | |
| That's the second link. | |
| Yeah, so I think that's that Glaswegian band, Radio Free Alis. | |
| Or how about from Prince Edward Island? | |
| We have the Alvaz, A-L-V-V-A-Y-S, Archie Marry Me. | |
| That would have been a good song to play. | |
| This band is amazing. | |
| Again, please don't make me repeat myself. | |
| We've got to zoom out so they can see the songs. | |
| Drop a needle about a third of the way in. | |