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Ryan Music Week Highlights
00:03:48
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| Big a bird snow live from New York. | |
| It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| And as you said, so you snowman to enter the kingdom of God. | |
| Goodbye *thud* That was Hallowed and the hit song Take a Bath. | |
| Take a bath. | |
| St. Catherine of Siena. | |
| Which was just her feast day the other day. | |
| Kind of, that's the Smith's rip-off song. | |
| No, that would be laughing, something about, I wish I was joking when I said I liked you guys better when you were doing that. | |
| Boom, boom, boom. | |
| Oh, there's still incel rock in there. | |
| So this week, Ryan is choosing the songs because people suspect that he has better taste in music than me. | |
| Those people are dumb and wrong. | |
| I knew Ryan would forget that this was the week. | |
| He forgot to do it last week. | |
| Yes. | |
| Big on forgetting, Ryan is. | |
| I never forget to forget. | |
| So I guess that counts. | |
| I mean, we've already played this song on the show and talked about it a bunch. | |
| This one? | |
| Yeah, but this is the music video. | |
| This is a brand new music video. | |
| I think we showed it. | |
| We did? | |
| Oh. | |
| Well, I'm wearing my hallowed shirt. | |
| I am the basis of the band. | |
| Okay. | |
| So I'm not positive this really counts as your taste in music. | |
| Yeah, well, I mean, I like it. | |
| I bop to it. | |
| Like, I genuinely like the song a lot. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I like fear of missing out a little more. | |
| But, yeah, maybe not. | |
| I was going to pick. | |
| Oh, you do this all the time. | |
| You pick a song and then you're like, I was going to pick this song. | |
| And that would be Let Me Put My Love Into You by AC DC, which is kind of cheating. | |
| But I love ACDC more than your average guy. | |
| Okay, no, this is actually good. | |
| Because my premise is that you suck. | |
| And you choosing a totally mainstream song that someone basically likes is helping. | |
| This is a deep cut. | |
| This is off back in black, but it's a deep cut. | |
| Deep cut? | |
| Check it out, dude. | |
| This was like number two in the charts. | |
| I don't think this charted. | |
| What? | |
| This was a massive hit. | |
| Let me put my love into you, babe. | |
| We've got a deep cut by the Rolling Stones called Satisfaction from Before Anyone Was Born. | |
| I know that free flight, driving all night in my machine. | |
| ACDC and his own band. | |
| That's his input into Ryan Music Week. | |
| So far, I've got a lot to talk about here, folks. | |
| One of the things, I might jump ahead. | |
| I look kind of weird. | |
| This monitor is too far over, by the way, Ryan. | |
| Arg. | |
| Because John, the cop, decided... | |
| John the cop decided to we saw you, we showed you the thing, right? | |
| Last week, our mouse trap. | |
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Turning Mouse Traps Into Feeding Stations
00:01:12
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| He goes, yeah, I got a license here. | |
| Don't worry, I can do it. | |
| He just covers the thing in peanut butter. | |
| Like, it becomes a bear trap. | |
| It was no longer a mouse trap. | |
| I come in today. | |
| I notice I'm super itchy, the end of a very bad weekend. | |
| And I'm like, fuck, are there any mouse in the trap? | |
| My eyes all wet. | |
| And then Ryan notices that the stairs have been cleaned. | |
| Now, he goes, did you clean them? | |
| And I go, no. | |
| The mice clearly did. | |
| So what John did was he turned our mouse trap into a feeding station. | |
| Look at that massive swab on the top. | |
| You're supposed to put it at the tip there. | |
| They got full from the stairs. | |
| They didn't even bother with the glove. | |
| It's a feeding station. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| No. | |
| I thought there were droppings around the base. | |
| That would have been... | |
| They're not even scared. | |
| They're smoking cigarettes. | |
| They just laugh at us. | |
| I have one at home. | |
| Check my getter. | |
| I forgot to send you that link. | |
| But the one's not working at home either. | |
| We had some people emailing some much better mouse traps, but that shit ain't working, yo. | |