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May 1, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E247 - CARTASTROPHE
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Big a bird snow live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
And as you said, so you snowman to enter the kingdom of God.
Goodbye *thud* That was Hallowed and the hit song Take a Bath.
Take a bath.
St. Catherine of Siena.
Which was just her feast day the other day.
Kind of, that's the Smith's rip-off song.
No, that would be laughing, something about, I wish I was joking when I said I liked you guys better when you were doing that.
Boom, boom, boom.
Oh, there's still incel rock in there.
So this week, Ryan is choosing the songs because people suspect that he has better taste in music than me.
Those people are dumb and wrong.
I knew Ryan would forget that this was the week.
He forgot to do it last week.
Yes.
Big on forgetting, Ryan is.
I never forget to forget.
So I guess that counts.
I mean, we've already played this song on the show and talked about it a bunch.
This one?
Yeah, but this is the music video.
This is a brand new music video.
I think we showed it.
We did?
Oh.
Well, I'm wearing my hallowed shirt.
I am the basis of the band.
Okay.
So I'm not positive this really counts as your taste in music.
Yeah, well, I mean, I like it.
I bop to it.
Like, I genuinely like the song a lot.
Yeah.
I like fear of missing out a little more.
But, yeah, maybe not.
I was going to pick.
Oh, you do this all the time.
You pick a song and then you're like, I was going to pick this song.
And that would be Let Me Put My Love Into You by AC DC, which is kind of cheating.
But I love ACDC more than your average guy.
Okay, no, this is actually good.
Because my premise is that you suck.
And you choosing a totally mainstream song that someone basically likes is helping.
This is a deep cut.
This is off back in black, but it's a deep cut.
Deep cut?
Check it out, dude.
This was like number two in the charts.
I don't think this charted.
What?
This was a massive hit.
Let me put my love into you, babe.
We've got a deep cut by the Rolling Stones called Satisfaction from Before Anyone Was Born.
I know that free flight, driving all night in my machine.
ACDC and his own band.
That's his input into Ryan Music Week.
So far, I've got a lot to talk about here, folks.
One of the things, I might jump ahead.
I look kind of weird.
This monitor is too far over, by the way, Ryan.
Arg.
Because John, the cop, decided...
John the cop decided to we saw you, we showed you the thing, right?
Last week, our mouse trap.
He goes, yeah, I got a license here.
Don't worry, I can do it.
He just covers the thing in peanut butter.
Like, it becomes a bear trap.
It was no longer a mouse trap.
I come in today.
I notice I'm super itchy, the end of a very bad weekend.
And I'm like, fuck, are there any mouse in the trap?
My eyes all wet.
And then Ryan notices that the stairs have been cleaned.
Now, he goes, did you clean them?
And I go, no.
The mice clearly did.
So what John did was he turned our mouse trap into a feeding station.
Look at that massive swab on the top.
You're supposed to put it at the tip there.
They got full from the stairs.
They didn't even bother with the glove.
It's a feeding station.
Oh, my God.
No.
I thought there were droppings around the base.
That would have been...
They're not even scared.
They're smoking cigarettes.
They just laugh at us.
I have one at home.
Check my getter.
I forgot to send you that link.
But the one's not working at home either.
We had some people emailing some much better mouse traps, but that shit ain't working, yo.
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