Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E247 - CARTASTROPHE
Aired: 2023-05-01
Duration: 04:57


=== Ryan Music Week Highlights (03:48) ===

[00:00:11]  Big a bird snow live from New York.
[00:00:16]  It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:20]  It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:30]  And as you said, so you snowman to enter the kingdom of God.
[00:00:42]  Goodbye *thud* That was Hallowed and the hit song Take a Bath.
[00:00:53]  Take a bath.
[00:00:55]  St. Catherine of Siena.
[00:00:57]  Which was just her feast day the other day.
[00:00:59]  Kind of, that's the Smith's rip-off song.
[00:01:02]  No, that would be laughing, something about, I wish I was joking when I said I liked you guys better when you were doing that.
[00:01:12]  Boom, boom, boom.
[00:01:14]  Oh, there's still incel rock in there.
[00:01:16]  So this week, Ryan is choosing the songs because people suspect that he has better taste in music than me.
[00:01:22]  Those people are dumb and wrong.
[00:01:24]  I knew Ryan would forget that this was the week.
[00:01:26]  He forgot to do it last week.
[00:01:28]  Yes.
[00:01:29]  Big on forgetting, Ryan is.
[00:01:31]  I never forget to forget.
[00:01:35]  So I guess that counts.
[00:01:36]  I mean, we've already played this song on the show and talked about it a bunch.
[00:01:40]  This one?
[00:01:40]  Yeah, but this is the music video.
[00:01:42]  This is a brand new music video.
[00:01:43]  I think we showed it.
[00:01:45]  We did?
[00:01:46]  Oh.
[00:01:46]  Well, I'm wearing my hallowed shirt.
[00:01:51]  I am the basis of the band.
[00:01:53]  Okay.
[00:01:54]  So I'm not positive this really counts as your taste in music.
[00:01:59]  Yeah, well, I mean, I like it.
[00:02:01]  I bop to it.
[00:02:02]  Like, I genuinely like the song a lot.
[00:02:05]  Yeah.
[00:02:06]  I like fear of missing out a little more.
[00:02:09]  But, yeah, maybe not.
[00:02:10]  I was going to pick.
[00:02:11]  Oh, you do this all the time.
[00:02:13]  You pick a song and then you're like, I was going to pick this song.
[00:02:16]  And that would be Let Me Put My Love Into You by AC DC, which is kind of cheating.
[00:02:22]  But I love ACDC more than your average guy.
[00:02:26]  Okay, no, this is actually good.
[00:02:27]  Because my premise is that you suck.
[00:02:30]  And you choosing a totally mainstream song that someone basically likes is helping.
[00:02:36]  This is a deep cut.
[00:02:37]  This is off back in black, but it's a deep cut.
[00:02:39]  Deep cut?
[00:02:40]  Check it out, dude.
[00:02:41]  This was like number two in the charts.
[00:02:43]  I don't think this charted.
[00:02:45]  What?
[00:02:48]  This was a massive hit.
[00:02:50]  Let me put my love into you, babe.
[00:02:57]  We've got a deep cut by the Rolling Stones called Satisfaction from Before Anyone Was Born.
[00:03:03]  I know that free flight, driving all night in my machine.
[00:03:09]  ACDC and his own band.
[00:03:11]  That's his input into Ryan Music Week.
[00:03:14]  So far, I've got a lot to talk about here, folks.
[00:03:22]  One of the things, I might jump ahead.
[00:03:24]  I look kind of weird.
[00:03:26]  This monitor is too far over, by the way, Ryan.
[00:03:29]  Arg.
[00:03:29]  Because John, the cop, decided...
[00:03:37]  John the cop decided to we saw you, we showed you the thing, right?
[00:03:43]  Last week, our mouse trap.

=== Turning Mouse Traps Into Feeding Stations (01:12) ===

[00:03:45]  He goes, yeah, I got a license here.
[00:03:47]  Don't worry, I can do it.
[00:03:49]  He just covers the thing in peanut butter.
[00:03:50]  Like, it becomes a bear trap.
[00:03:53]  It was no longer a mouse trap.
[00:03:55]  I come in today.
[00:03:56]  I notice I'm super itchy, the end of a very bad weekend.
[00:03:59]  And I'm like, fuck, are there any mouse in the trap?
[00:04:03]  My eyes all wet.
[00:04:06]  And then Ryan notices that the stairs have been cleaned.
[00:04:11]  Now, he goes, did you clean them?
[00:04:13]  And I go, no.
[00:04:15]  The mice clearly did.
[00:04:16]  So what John did was he turned our mouse trap into a feeding station.
[00:04:22]  Look at that massive swab on the top.
[00:04:25]  You're supposed to put it at the tip there.
[00:04:27]  They got full from the stairs.
[00:04:28]  They didn't even bother with the glove.
[00:04:29]  It's a feeding station.
[00:04:31]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:32]  No.
[00:04:35]  I thought there were droppings around the base.
[00:04:37]  That would have been...
[00:04:41]  They're not even scared.
[00:04:42]  They're smoking cigarettes.
[00:04:43]  They just laugh at us.
[00:04:45]  I have one at home.
[00:04:45]  Check my getter.
[00:04:47]  I forgot to send you that link.
[00:04:49]  But the one's not working at home either.
[00:04:52]  We had some people emailing some much better mouse traps, but that shit ain't working, yo.