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April 28, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E246 - RIGHT WING GOSSIP

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Get Off My Lawn In town deep, the rabble will speak of all the things we've done.
	How we made it read and we made them bleed, and the clouds blacked out the sun.
	But it's a moon bandwide, and the castle round the trees all are ripping in the black.
	That was Plague Vendor.
	Black Sap Scriptures is a song in LA Punky Band.
	They really throw the word punk around these days.
	I like them a lot.
	They sound like 60s punk, pre-punk punk.
	I don't really call them punk, though.
	More like Iggy Pop, raw power, Stooges kind of vibes.
	But they're on Epitaph.
	That shit's still going.
	Welcome to the free live show.
	Today's episode is brought to you by Sonoran.
	Sonoran.
	Almost like when you make noise when you're asleep.
	I had to take a night course to learn how to pronounce it.
	I kept saying Sonoran.
	But it's an engraving company.
	Look at this cool things they did.
	They made me this.
	Don't let me do shots or Coke.
	It's a flask.
	The problem is, if you're drinking from a flask, you're doing shots.
	What is a flask?
	But a big pile of shots.
	A little shot glass there.
	And then we have, look at these cool, I don't know if you can, yeah, you can see they engrave this stone and make coasters.
	I decided today, if you don't have custom coasters in your man cave, then you don't have a man cave.
	And I would like to expand on that.
	We're a little off topic here.
	If you're not at least tangentially related to Glasgow, you're not Scottish.
	You're from a rural area outside of Edinburgh or you're near the coast, I keep meeting these nice Scottish guys on my dating apps.
	And I'm like, so I get into Scottish mode.
	I'm like, yeah, fucking spashing beer around and killing people.
	And they're all like, hey, calm down a bit there, pal.
	And I go, oh, you're not a violent asshole?
	Well, then you're not Scottish.
	And then third, coaster Scotland.
	And I'm sick of people with one kid calling themselves a dad.
	I mean, technically, dictionary-wise, you're a dad, but you're not like that YouTuber, Dad Saves the World.
	I'm such a dad.
	Me and my son.
	You have one kid, dude.
	People have five kids, and they don't call themselves world's best dad.
	Oh, I'm such a, this us dads think that, nah, nah, sorry.
	They do hats.
	Maddie was wearing one on the show last night.
	They do Zippos, engrave your Zippo with a sensor.tv.
	I want to take all this stuff home, but we need it for the show.
	Maybe I'll make a commercial at home.
	Anyway, Sonoran Defense Technologies is a laser engraving company and firearms dealer based in Arizona.
	They have a focus on the online community.
	While they specialize in Glock polymer laser stippling, custom Glock builds, and other firearm engraving, they can also laser engrave many different products.
	Sonoran Defense has several easy-to-order laser stippling packages, but can also accommodate one-off custom designs upon request.
	They can do engraving on all sorts of metals and polymers.
	The Glock laser stippling services offer a huge improvement on the factory feel and texture of the pistol frame and is actively used by many law enforcement officers, competition shooters, and concealed carry holders alike.
	Check out their Instagram, Sonerin Defense.
	So you can see how to spell Soner in there.
	Sonerin Defense at Soner and Defense to see more examples of their work.
	You can send in your Glock and get the stipling done and they will send it right back to you.
	For more information on that service, you want to check out the frequently asked questions section on their website or get in touch with them.
	It's an easy process to get your Glock custom engraved, so check it out.
	Soner and Defense also offers laser-marked AR-15 magazines with many designs to choose from, as well as custom designs that are not listed on the website for their social media followers, such as the Honkler, the Taytay, and even some get off my lawn theme designs.
	That's right, guys.
	I have my own magazine.
	They also do custom requests to put your own personalized images, text, or logos on mags for you.
	Other examples of laser engraved products include hats with custom patches, slate or drink coasters, vinyl decals, Zippo lighters, flasks, water bottles, dog tags, ammo boxes, and more.
	Anything metallic and polymer should work.
	Great gift options for holidays, weddings, bachelor parties, birthdays, and any other occasion.
	If you have a small business, a band, a restaurant, or anything when you are looking for merch, this is the place to go for any custom engravings on metals or polymers.
	Again, they have an in-depth, frequently asked question page on their website for any questions you might have about their products and services.
	Solderndefense.com is their website.
	Enter promo code JokerFace, one word, for 10% off everything except for firearms.
	And if you want to put, you have like a male baby, you want to put on your gun holder without bullets, then you can always be like, my son's on the cover of a magazine.
	Just something fun, like a little joke, you know?
	I'm glad you showed up, Japanese guy.
	I wanted to talk about Asians briefly for a second.
	Is it possible that languages come from the physicality of the mouth?
	Like if you have a tongue tie, you sound weird.
	Like clip-lip, sound weird.
	I don't know.
	You listen to Hebrew and Middle Eastern languages.
	There's a lot of discussion.
	They have to get the sand outside.
	They have sand in the throat.
	Because I have a.
	This might be a racist theory.
	I feel like if I was blind, I'd be able to tell an Asian American who was born here.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	And some, like, okay, let's jump ahead here to, where is it now?
	Asian.
	Asians are Chinese.
	1-9.
	Don't you think a blind person could tell these are Asians?
	And they have no accent, though, right?
	Yeah, yes, dummy.
	And a guy.
	Recently, I've been feeling this, is that like, I don't like it when guys are like so showy.
	Oh, flashy.
	Flashy.
	Yeah.
	Flashy.
	Commoner.
	The average.
	Average Joe.
	Yeah.
	That's basically.
	But the thing is, I could see that.
	Like, coming to LA, especially, because I feel like in LA, a lot of people try to be showy, especially the type of people that you do.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like so much hype.
	Like, what kind of shoes are you wearing?
	What kind of car are you driving?
	But when I go to your home, your home is like so messy.
	Like, it's so crazy.
	When I hear that, I feel like I can speak perfect Mandarin and I'm understanding people that are speaking Mandarin.
	I tell you why.
	I'm not even going to get Detective Shitty Bumper because I'm correct.
	Okay?
	Now, like Chat GPT something, like when they replicate a voice, the one part that's big fail time is if you can talk and it turns your voice into another voice.
	But the real key to make sure sound like the person you're trying to impersonate is the cadence and the flow of how you talk.
	Cadence, big time deal.
	If you don't have good cadence, it sounds like nobody.
	And so when they grow up with their parents, even though they have no accent, they have the same cadence.
	Oh, that's not a bad theory.
	Yeah.
	Because like the way when the first one who asked the question, when she comes back with it's flashy, I could just hear someone being like, and then someone else going, you know?
	Yes.
	I don't know how, but it's true.
	Here, look at this.
	Do you sound Asian something?
	Like, for instance, like Steve.
	What the fuck's that?
	Wait, wait, go back to that.
	Are they saying what I'm saying?
	You ever talk to someone so much you start adapting them and then using it just now.
	This isn't to say that Asian American English can't exist, even though the category of Asian American is very broad.
	It exists for a reason.
	I want to get a blind guy in here and ask him, did you ever detect an Asian who was born here and it's their mother tongue?
	They don't even speak Mandarin or Japanese or anything.
	And you were just like, I have a feeling that this woman's Asian.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, maybe it is like hereditarily.
	Like you have physical traits, like you said, the mouth shape.
	But this one, they use a breathier voice.
	That could be some skill.
	Okay, go back to the clip.
	Because this could also be hindsight is 2020, and then you come up with a theory backwards.
	This side is 2020, because it's slant.
	I don't care what you're wearing.
	Are you smart?
	For me, I need someone who's very communicative.
	Yeah, but extremely.
	Oh.
	I'm going to shoot my own texture.
	That laugh?
	Like a talker laugh?
	Oh, like I need like a responder.
	Responder.
	And the laughing responder.
	You ever see Steve Byrne talk?
	No.
	Who's Steve Byrne?
	He's like comedian something, you know.
	You never heard Steve Byrne something?
	No, I never heard of him at something.
	Comedian Steve Byrne.
	You're going to see something.
	Look, here, Steve Byrne something.
	Okay, something.
	Okay, here talk.
	Okay, now he's definitely 100% born here.
	Probably doesn't speak any Asian language.
	He appears to be half Japanese, half Chinese, I don't know.
	But he definitely...
	I think Korean, that's last late.
	It's like a talk show where it's pedic.
	Yeah, because I think these days, like, you'll see, like, there's comics like Anthony Jesnik, right?
	He's a traditional setup, set up, punch.
	So you're saying he sounds so white.
	I know what you're going to say.
	He sounds so white.
	Yeah, he doesn't sound white.
	It doesn't matter.
	A blind guy wouldn't know he's Asian.
	You listen to him and you compare it.
	It's almost like a more toned-down version of who's Star Trek, gay guy?
	Oh my.
	George Takai.
	Yeah, he has like almost that super subtle.
	All right, I'm more of this subject.
	Go to 2-0.
	I thought this was interesting.
	What have I always said?
	I've always said everything comes down to 95-5.
	Your life is 95% nature, 5% nurture.
	95% of people should not go to get a further education.
	I said to my son today, he came home in the morning.
	I go, what are you doing?
	I actually had a machete out because there was no cars in the driveway and someone was in my home.
	So I almost chopped my son's head off.
	And I was nude.
	And I go, what are you doing home?
	He goes, oh, I got a three-hour break.
	All teenagers talk like surfers.
	I got a three-hour break.
	So I just come home and see, like, doing baseball stuff, playing video games.
	And I just think, you're fucking school.
	We moved out to the suburbs for the schools.
	And they can't manage schedules where there isn't a three-hour hole.
	That's ridiculous, pathetic.
	We've been doing school for a little while now.
	You may have figured out the patterns and how to get a full schedule hammered out for every fucking student.
	I just said to him, you know what?
	I hate your school.
	I hate teachers.
	I hate education.
	I'm a radical.
	Like, I get shit for racism accusations, which are totally unfounded.
	But if you want to criticize my views on education, that's a good field to get into because I am a radical.
	I think there should be no school till they're 10.
	They're not learning anything.
	They should do like they do in Norway with forest kindergarten.
	And as far as further education, 5%.
	I said to my son, be an engineer or a plumber, nothing in between.
	Don't take linguistics or mass comm or other bullshit or my dumb degree, English literature.
	What the fuck was that?
	Read books and we'll tell you what they mean.
	Okay, that sounds Like a great education.
	His class is like in the English, they did Romeo and Juliet.
	Oh, good, Shakespeare.
	You're learning the classics?
	Yeah, they're doing a play, though.
	They're doing two plays.
	One is Romeo and Romeo, and the other is Juliet and Juliet.
	Okay, that's what Shakespeare was all about, too.
	Gay rights.
	Anyway, this guy confirms my suspicions.
	Dr. Barkley explains, kids are, no, go back.
	Kids are born with 400 traits.
	I've heard people say, experts say, that even if you're atheist or religious, it is inherent at birth.
	If you're a curious person who is cynical, that's inherent at birth.
	That links to religion.
	Your love of God, your need for faith, that is inherent.
	I don't know why God made so many atheists.
	They're annoying.
	Because you wouldn't have the reward of somebody finding faith if faith was just default.
	He gave us Ricky Gervais.
	I like dogs.
	Ricky Gervais loves dogs more than humans.
	Fish are better than people.
	This has no sound.
	I love Ricky Gervais.
	They took the sound away.
	I guess we could just read.
	What?
	Yeah.
	That has no sound.
	No.
	And it says even when you try to click it, the video has no sound.
	So I found the thing.
	I just, it's seven minutes.
	Oh.
	Well, then go back to the thing, Majig.
	We'll read it out for the people who are only listening to the audio.
	Neuro.
	Okay, go ahead.
	What we've learned in the last 20 years, research in neuroimaging, behavior genetics, developmental psychology, neuropsychology can be boiled down to this phrase.
	Your child is born with more than 400 psychological traits that will emerge as they mature, and they have nothing to do with you.
	So the idea that you're going to engineer personalities and IQ and academic skills and all these other things just are not true.
	Your child is not a blank slate on which you get to write, which is kind of a relief as a parent.
	I've always said, like, to guys who are scared of being a dad, being a dad is just sticking around, being there if they want to play.
	They want to hang out with you a lot.
	You're a fucking rock star when they're toddlers.
	They want to fight you all the time and stuff and play.
	And then they get bored of you just like all other toys.
	They get bored of you around when adolescence begins.
	And then your job is just a security guard.
	You just have to be there.
	They need anything or to answer questions or deal with the occasional crisis, which they probably don't want your help on.
	So yeah, if your kid's going to be successful, he's going to be successful.
	And Barack Obama's entire ethos, his legacy, his presidency was based on the assumption that it's all nurture.
	And we just got to get these guys an education.
	And we just got to get them, we've got to mix up the schools and we have to expose these people to this.
	And then you got to see it to be it, right?
	So much of the left's existence is based on this assumption that if they just see the black astronaut, then we'll have more black astronauts.
	Now, as a libertarian free market dude, I want everyone to have the same opportunity.
	But that's the way it is now.
	There's no systemic racism.
	There's systemic racism against Asians getting into college.
	But for the most part, if you hustle, you're in.
	And if that means hockey is all white and basketball is all black, I don't give a shit.
	You know, the merge of these two topics was summarized perfectly by a Josh LaCash tweet where he was highlighting that TikTok zoomers.
	Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
	Here it is.
	It's what's his face?
	Schaefer.
	Elijah Schaefer.
	We got a lot of gossip coming up about the right wing, including Elijah.
	I hope no one's mad at me after it's done.
	I like Elijah, but the stories are out there.
	Gen Z developed a new accent on TikTok.
	This is like a cool guy who moved to LA, but wasn't born there, Sam.
	That's what you said.
	Or they just yell and act super surprised.
	Oh my gosh, guys, you're not going to believe it.
	Clickbait accent.
	So today we're playing another prank on the Apple store by setting all of their alarms to go off in the middle of the night and then get the workers' reactions the very next morning.
	So after lots of distracting and sneakiness, we did what we did.
	After a lot of distracting.
	Set for 1208.
	You see all the phones start sneaking.
	You see all the phones?
	They don't want to use their nose because that's cringe.
	Cringe to breathe out of your nose.
	Workers' reactions.
	Stay tuned.
	Okay, dude.
	Surfs up, Jeff Spikoli.
	Noses are for boogers, and that's it.
	It's smelling farts.
	That's what they said.
	That's not my words.
	They are doing their darndest, though, to avoid meritocracy and destroy it, actually.
	And that's what trans is.
	Trans is destroying the world that God created.
	And it's a clown world thing to do.
	Go to 17.
	This guy, trans marathoner, Glenniek, his name's Glenn.
	Glenn Frank offers to give back medal after beating 14K in female category.
	This guy ran as a dude like last week, and now he has a stuffed bra and some rainbow leggings, and he's winning women's marathons.
	His hair isn't even long.
	I hate when their hair is short.
	It's like, so you just drew lipstick?
	Girl power!
	So having done them in different places, how does this compare?
	London is the best.
	This is the easiest.
	This is the easiest woman's run I ever conquered.
	I'm letting them run past me.
	I'm going to catch up.
	Yeah, the race isn't over.
	He stopped to do four interviews during the marathon and still won.
	He's having a baby, so I'm going to be a granny T. Oh, he almost said grandfather.
	Did you see that?
	So I'm going to be a granny.
	Look at his ridiculous face.
	I'm at the point now where I think these guys are on our side and they're ridiculing the trans movement.
	Because if this guy is ridiculing things, he's doing a great job.
	If this is a clown, he deserves a gig.
	Barnum and Bailey.
	Look at this picture, 18.
	I can't tell if it's photoshopped, but it's a perfect representation of this clown world we're in.
	Look at these little midget men that are women and these giant women that are men.
	it's something out of Lord of the Rings, isn't it?
	It literally is the Hobbits.
	It's their Hobbits.
	I just finally watched that series, and yeah, that's exactly what I thought the first time.
	You're not a dude.
	You're not, and you're not a chick.
	If there's anything that solidifies the difference between men and women, it's the ridiculous costumes that they put on.
	The way these freaks look when they reverse their roles is just comical.
	Are you sure this is...
	Because I don't see any Photoshop artifacts in his little hand is there where it should be.
	What the fuck?
	Their heads are different sizes.
	This looks like I took a bunch of dudes and dressed them up as women and then took a bunch of chicks and dressed them up as guys and gave them testosterone and estrogen and switched it around.
	And then I said to everyone, see, it doesn't work.
	Okay, can we stop this now?
	Again, this is like it's on our side.
	It's literally the same thing.
	It's the same picture.
	Gandalf the dude.
	And then my brother sent me this awesome Instagram channel that account.
	What do you call it?
	Page.
	Instagram account?
	Yeah, account.
	That is these lesbians who think they're dudes and they're living off the grid.
	And nothing says living off the grid like vlogging your progress on Instagram.
	What?
	How did you upload this?
	With acorns and cherry bombs?
	So they are totally incompetent at using tools, believe it or not.
	And anyway, just check this out.
	They're building a chicken coop with stuff they found in the garbage.
	868 off-grid.
	The sun is setting, but Sine's got one more thing to do.
	Screw two pieces of wood together.
	Nice flat surface.
	Okay, so this screw is going to go here.
	Keep going.
	I guess it'll go through, and then that'll hold that.
	Yeah, yeah, that's what I'll do.
	Let me set that up.
	She loves her power drill.
	Look, they have t-shirts off the grid.
	Okay, so first I'll start it here.
	And, oh, there's some nails already in it.
	Look how much daylight they've lost so far.
	Yeah, this has been like an hour.
	Let me get that nail out.
	See, I got the nail out.
	You got that?
	Yeah, I got the nail out.
	And then she decides to clip that other nail.
	It's not in the way.
	But okay, yeah, let's clip that.
	And this is my fancy wrist thing.
	That's her favorite thing.
	Okay, and get that set up.
	We don't see what happens with it, though.
	Is that one four?
	That was fucking...
	Why didn't you start with 1-4?
	Because it was at the top of the thing.
	I didn't see it.
	Okay, so that...
	Because what you just saw her working on was the base frame.
	What?
	Go to Home Depot and get a piece of plywood if you're going to build a chicken coop.
	Get two.
	69 off-grid?
	Sine is determined to build this chicken coop.
	Coop.
	Coop.
	I like kookies.
	I want to have a kooky coop where I keep my kookies.
	You're eating my kookies, you fucking asshole.
	At the scrapyard.
	If there's one thing you need when you're building a chicken coop, it's old pipes.
	Look at all of these fucking tools.
	Oh, yeah.
	her new tools it's a good use I bet that.
	Keep it rolling.
	I can talk over it.
	I bet that other one that's not talking is one of the most boring people you've ever experienced.
	Look, look at her looking away.
	I don't want to get any sawdust in my eyes.
	Ah, you got your trusty magnet.
	There we go.
	Sawing that.
	What the fuck?
	What are you building?
	Where do the chickens go?
	What?
	What is the top part?
	What are you doing with that piping?
	We're sawing it.
	Yeah, that's about right.
	Yeah.
	Got that all measured up.
	And there we go.
	And I fished around this.
	We never see that completed.
	You never see anything completed.
	Never will.
	Oh, this is funny.
	They're making biochar.
	Go to 1.6.
	So, you know, things grow better in a forest after a forest fire.
	If you have ashes from the fire, you throw them in your garden and things grow better.
	The earth loves carbon.
	But if you don't have any, you can make a fire?
	Okay, I guess.
	Sure.
	But look how they start the fire with a propane tank.
	23 off-grid.
	We're making propane.
	Wait, stop.
	What are those cinder blocks doing there?
	Is that to stop the wind?
	That is their fireplace, by the way.
	It's like a dozen cinder blocks just sitting there in a little sort of a hill.
	Paul Baziel would be ashamed of this.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So how do you start a fire?
	Do you crumple up some newspaper and then light it with a lighter?
	Get some twigs, some kindling?
	No.
	You get a World War II propane weapon.
	Oh my.
	What are you doing?
	Women are not men.
	I'm sorry, guys.
	Yeah, break it up, as one does.
	Light my weird propane rod.
	Fire's going.
	I could probably pull it out now.
	Yeah.
	Turn off the propeller.
	It's called a fire, ladies.
	It's in a giant fire pit.
	They dug a hole and then they laid out a dozen cinder blocks.
	And now they're burning.
	They're burning wood so they'll have ash for their garden.
	Ideally, you want to put the fire out when it's charcoal still.
	That's not good.
	not let it get to this ash point.
	No, they're both fine, honey.
	Most of our branches are so small that it's kind of hard to avoid.
	Wow.
	When men and women separate, things don't go well.
	How long until they inhale poison ivy fumes?
	I don't know.
	Somebody's got to save them.
	Speaking of women, I saw the worst tweet I've ever seen.
	This is the worst husband fail.
	This is 1-3.
	Check out, this is the wrestler that, the MMA guy that fought Jake Paul or Logan Paul, one of those dudes.
	I think it was a fixed fight.
	He looked way too happy after it, but he may have pugilistic dementia because he had the gall to write, I've seen some guys post on social media lately about how they're winning because their wife is attractive.
	Well, I don't disagree.
	I think finding a wife who's a great mother is 500% more important.
	Thanks, babe, for being such a great mom to our kids.
	Who cares about being attractive?
	You're number one with me.
	Beauty's overrated.
	Hey, my wife's no movie star, but she's a great mom.
	Thanks, honey.
	She's not even ugly, too.
	Like, you'd expect her to have third-degree burns with that kind of a quote.
	Dude, what are you doing?
	That looks like an ad for not getting involved in combat sports.
	You will get so punch-drunk that you will tweet out that attractive isn't important next to a picture of your wife.
	You look more in my league now that I'm bashed up, dude.
	Thanks, honey.
	I know.
	This is nothing to shake a stick at, but where do you see the inside?
	It's actually beautiful.
	What's inside is actually the opposite of that piece of shit you're seeing standing next to me.
	My hideous wife.
	God.
	Love my hideous wife.
	Then after just every post, just fucking AI bots.
	Like, what is the point?
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Oh, that's disturbing.
	Demonic bullshit.
	All right, look at that.
	Why?
	Wait, look at the feet.
	Weird.
	It's AI.
	Why are you showing this, Ryan?
	Why is it posted here?
	I don't know.
	It's just like, you can't escape from it on Twitter.
	It's called a joke.
	People are joking around, my friend.
	Here's an interesting...
	We're going to split into, I am with the black people in this video, but I bet a lot of you are with the chick.
	Go ahead with 2-1 and tell me, which side are you on, boy?
	Which side are you on?
	So you're with the blacks.
	I'm with the blacks.
	No, you've seen it.
	No, she didn't.
	She put no.
	I'm allowed to put my seat back!
	So she was putting her seat back, and this black woman was pushing it back up again, which I have done.
	Recently, I chickened out.
	My dad does a thing where he sits in his seat and he puts his knees up and then he pretends to be asleep so they can't get their thing back.
	I even saw a thing online you can buy.
	It's a little steel clip that goes on the back and it stops them from going back.
	The rule is you can put your seat back on an overnight flight if they have their seat back or if there's a kid or a midget behind you.
	But on a day flight, a three-hour trip, just like, ah, in coach.
	Now, I've fought almost to the death with Anthony Cumia and separately Greg Gutfeld about this.
	They're on this bitch's side and they put their seat back.
	Well, they both fly first class, but back in their coach days, they would lean it back whenever they wanted because it's part of their ticket.
	It's part of their room.
	No.
	I'm sure it's legal, but it is a phobe.
	It's like budding in line.
	It's just rude.
	It's not done.
	You're a shitty person if you put your seat back.
	The real thing is here, you got to tell your wife not to act like that to people.
	Which one?
	The guy.
	The white guy's got to tell his wife to just not.
	You can start confrontations like that.
	You know what I mean?
	I disagree.
	If my wife wants to yell about something she feels strongly about, what am I going to do?
	Watch it.
	I'm going to pull a crowd.
	She's yelling at a grown man.
	Watch it.
	And now what's the guy going to do?
	Of a certain ilk of person.
	No, not going to punch her out on a plane.
	Are you kidding me?
	What do you think Spirit Airlines is founded on?
	Yeah, good point.
	The violence of air battle.
	Good point.
	It's just scary because I was doing some policing at the bar the other night.
	Good.
	Sullivan's has a real problem with junkies.
	That whole area on 34th Street by Penn Station is covered in junkies.
	And when the owner is there, he has to constantly tell these pill poppers, whatever the kids are doing these days, the heroin addicts, that they can't use the bathroom.
	So I saw the waiter, the bartender, he was trying to say, hey, are you getting a drink?
	You getting a drink?
	But he had to tend to other people.
	So I was like, I'm going to handle the bathroom patrolling.
	So I was a bathroom cop.
	It was fun.
	I wish I was a cop.
	So I go in there.
	There's a white dude, and he has too many coats.
	That's a homeless thing, having four coats.
	So I go, hey, buddy, you getting a drink?
	He goes, yes, I'm getting a guinea.
	Uh-oh, he's got a European accent.
	Maybe Europeans do wear a lot of coats.
	Maybe that's the thing in Spain.
	So then he's taken a while, pissing.
	And I think, what are you shooting up in there and doing a bump?
	So then I open the door again.
	I go, how are we doing?
	He's like, I'm fine.
	The tiny little bathroom that fits like half of a person.
	It has two urinals in it and nothing else.
	And if two guys are in there, you're touching shoulders.
	Yes.
	So I'm in his dick when I open the door.
	And then he goes to the bar and has a Guinness that he pays for and tips for.
	I was wrong.
	And then this other guy comes in and he's acting sketchy and he's dressed weird.
	He has like a Where's Waldo red and white scarf, a little hat.
	He's very tall.
	He's like 6'4.
	He has nice shoes, which threw me off.
	And it should have thrown me off because I was wrong again.
	Tall people are never homeless, too.
	Yeah, they're never homeless.
	That's a good point.
	Tall people are never homeless.
	They shrivel the longer they're outside.
	Why is that?
	They shrivel the longer they're outside.
	No, repeating it doesn't help.
	Tall people are never homeless.
	So I say to him, You getting a drink?
	And he goes, Yeah, he's really nervous.
	I go, and I think, oh, you're nervous because you're a fucking junkie and I just caught you.
	I'm the new bathroom cop.
	And I'm the cart narc.
	I'm the urinal narc.
	And he goes, yeah, I'm getting a Guinness.
	I go, all right.
	So he goes in the bathroom.
	And then he too seems to be taking quite a long pee.
	So I open up the door.
	You good?
	And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And then I see that he's walking.
	He's going to go out the door.
	So I run up and I catch him.
	I go, hey, I'm like Larry David.
	I go, hey, you said you're getting a Guinness.
	He goes, I am.
	And he sits down at the very, very end of the bar.
	And he goes, look, I'm really nervous.
	I'm a huge fan.
	I'm a baby monster.
	And then he shows me the censored app on his phone.
	That's why he was there.
	But he chickened out of saying hi.
	He's like, this is the weirdest meeting I've ever had.
	And then I'm like, oh, do you want a selfie?
	And he goes, you hate selfies.
	I don't want to do that.
	It's the best I can do since being in your penis.
	Then there was, so my first day as a cop is not going well.
	That's 0 for 2.
	And then this black couple is sitting, and the African black guy looks very black.
	So I don't think he's from America.
	Maybe they're British.
	So they have a drink.
	I think it was Guinness Night.
	They have a drink.
	They pay their tab, right?
	And then they're still sitting there.
	So I go over and I go, hey guys, my dad owns the bar.
	And are you done?
	Because people are coming in.
	They're seeing the table is occupied and they're leaving.
	And it's a busy night.
	Bye-bye.
	Tables are money.
	And they're like, yeah, we're leaving.
	We're leaving.
	And I go, okay.
	Let's wrap it up.
	Let's start.
	Get ready to get ready to go.
	So they left.
	I know if this is written about on one of these dumb, lefty blogs like the Daily Beast, they'll be like, Proud Boy's founder tells African Americans to leave his bar.
	That's nothing.
	What about the time that you forced the ascetic Jew to change his shoes?
	Oh, yeah.
	And then his dad came along, and the dad was on your side.
	He's like, I told him the same thing.
	What was he wearing?
	Flip-flops?
	Flip-flops with a suit.
	Yeah, I went up to him.
	I go, we had been drinking on the plane, and I was like, nah, this isn't, you can't wear flip-flops with a suit.
	This is right after the Ye thing, too, so it's a hilarious time.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	I just come back from interviewing Ye at the airport.
	And he's like, I have shoes in my bag, but they're very uncomfortable.
	And I was like, no, they got to go on.
	And then you're standing there for a while.
	He says, you want me to put them on?
	You're like, yeah.
	The other Hasidim showed up because they probably thought it was a Nazi bullying Jews.
	And then they go, what's happening here?
	What are you doing?
	And I go, I'm just telling him, he's got to get shoes on.
	Guys, come on.
	You got a great suit on.
	You got the fedora, the payas, the gechen, the schlutkas.
	He knows about the schlutkas.
	And then they were on my side.
	They're like, yes, what are you doing, Harsha?
	You're causing troubles with your fashion.
	It was very funny.
	All right.
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	Oh, by the way, speaking of John the cop, we have, we saw a mouse in here.
	We bought the trap, got the bucket.
	We put it right where we saw the mouse.
	Nothing.
	It's got water at the bottom, so they drown a peaceful death.
	And then I thought, well, I'll put it in the main studio where the cameras are, so at least we can see him go up the stairs.
	So John goes, hey, I was an exterminator.
	What do you got there?
	And he goes, and I go, we haven't caught anything yet.
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	Trust me, I used to be, I got my license.
	I was an exterminator.
	Trust me.
	Where's the peanut butter?
	So I give it to him.
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	I go, John, this looks like PETA is mad at me.
	And they broke into our studio and vandalized our mousetrap.
	You put peanut butter on every stair and then you're supposed to put it at the very tippy top here where the nose is on the ceiling.
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	They might die abides.
	And I wanted to bring this home because my wife saw a mouse in the basement at home.
	I can't put this in the car.
	Like, what have you done, dude?
	Add some jelly and put it between two pieces of bread.
	Dude, a mouse couldn't get up those stairs.
	He'd be stuck.
	He'd have to eat his way up the stairs, at which point he's stuffed and he's probably made, probably got married and made like a bunch of kids.
	And then he's got all that shitpile of peanut butter at the top.
	They're just going to circle around it and worship it like that cube that Islamists pray to.
	You're like, this is the coolest.
	New York City cops, as the stroke said.
	New York City cops.
	All right, I've been waiting to get to this.
	I want to shit on Seth Rogan.
	I want to talk about our retarded president, but I also would be remiss if I didn't examine the incredibly daunting tsunami of gossip that is going on on the right now.
	I worked all day on a chart.
	I'm going to lay it out for you.
	This is the hot topic here on the conservative right.
	This is the hot topic here on the conservative right.
	Come on, everybody.
	Oh, boy.
	Oh, boy.
	There's a lot of gossip going down.
	Big news.
	I've never seen this much gossip on the right.
	Big news.
	The economy's shit, so maybe people are getting fired and they're getting bitchy.
	If that's the case, the economy's going to get a lot worse thanks to old Uncle Joe.
	So we're going to see a lot more gossip.
	But look at this chart I put together.
	By the way, Photoshop, the new Photoshop is awesome and it knows what layer you're on when you go near the thing.
	Anyway, Crowder seems to be the big one.
	So let's just dive right into it.
	Let's spill a tea.
	I'm Scottish.
	I love gossip.
	In Scotland, when you say, how you doing?
	People go, nosy as ever.
	So when you're gossiping, it means you're healthy.
	These are the two hot spots, Crowder.
	There's a little bit of action going on over here.
	We'll get to that.
	But yesterday we were talking about the Crowder divorce and the tape that came out of what I hope is the very worst he's ever been.
	I mean, we've all had terrible moments with our wives.
	So just for the sake of optimism, I'm hoping that they just showed him at his very, very worst because it was really, really bad.
	But this seems to be where the most action is right now.
	And there's a lot of action.
	Front page, New York Post, online.
	So let's zoom in on Crowder for now.
	You'll notice I did arrows like where the gossip is going.
	Quarterblack Garrett left Stephen Crowder a long time ago.
	I didn't put any arrows there because he left amicably.
	He never said anything bad about Crowder, but I think he just hated working for the guy.
	And he was like, fuck this, I'm done.
	Owen Benjamin is a completely different story.
	And the reason I have the arrow going here is if you check out his social media, which I think I sent you, Ryan, he's just going mental.
	Like, Milo is going mental on Ali, oh boy, and Eminem Black.
	Oh, boy.
	And Owen is going mental on Steven Crowder.
	What's this now?
	Oh, yeah.
	So Owen's talking about how Owen doesn't like his gayness, Steven's alleged gayness.
	So he's going back over his time with Crowder, going, he used to make me wear dresses and shit.
	I always thought that was weird.
	I like Owen Benjamin, by the way.
	I don't speak to him anymore because he spilled the beans about my FBI prank.
	But I regret calling him crazy.
	I read his stuff.
	I mean, he believes in flat earth and shit.
	But most of his message is pretty good.
	Defending Islam?
	Okay, that's a bit rich.
	But if you're a commentator, you should be freaking people out.
	I don't like this Dave Rubin milquetoast boringness.
	Anyway, that's a tangent.
	So Owen used to work for Crowder, well paid, wrote a lot of his stuff, and then he was just persona non grata overnight, and Owen fucking hates him now, hates his guts.
	So he's, go back to the chart for a second, Ryan.
	If you zoom in on these names, I've put a little pink dot next to every name that is rumored to be gay.
	Not necessarily gay.
	There's a lot of pink dots on this chart.
	If you zoom out, there's pink dots.
	Ali Alexander and Milo, they're reformed gays, but that's still rumored to be gay.
	There's Jesse Lee Peterson accused of grooming grown men, which I don't give a shit about.
	There's Crowder.
	There's Not gay Jared, who actually isn't gay.
	Nick Fuentes has been accused of homosexuality.
	And Elijah Schaefer has been accused of homosexuality.
	Now, I hate that shit.
	I hate that the right gives itself this Achilles' heel where the whole person falls apart if they're discovered to be a homo.
	I've been living in the city since 1988.
	I've been surrounded by homos.
	I don't care if you're gay.
	The right has to get over this.
	Like, if that guy's gay, well, then everything he says is shit.
	Like, if Nick ends up marrying John Doyle, I still like everything they said.
	They still had a lot of valid shit to say.
	So stop making, stop having this like eject button next to someone's name.
	Jesse Lee Peterson allegedly groomed 40 old men?
	No, I don't know if he did or not, but if those allegations are true, I don't care.
	I care if you fuck with fucking kids.
	Obviously, that's pedophilia, which is what Milo's accusing Ali Alexander of.
	But anyway, let's get back to this one.
	So thank you.
	We try to move.
	What are you doing?
	You're trying to put that next to me?
	That's why I'm so quick to say it's not a big deal if you're gay.
	Some great guys are in the closet.
	Wow, is it hot in here?
	And as the guy you'd most likely be fucking, I also detest that theory.
	What?
	You've been accused of gayness?
	No, no, no.
	I mean, if you're likely to be fucking somebody, it would be me.
	Oh, yeah.
	You'd be gay too.
	All right, let's zoom in back here.
	So the gossip here is quarterback Garrett hated working there, but he hasn't said any bad shit, and he's on his own.
	Dave Lando, on the other hand, did that video we talked about where he spoke to Michael Malice for like an hour.
	Oh boy.
	Oh, but all the shit that Steven Crowder would make him do.
	If he was five minutes late, he was sent home.
	There was a light that came on that told him to shut up.
	So that was juicy there, and that's why he quit.
	Not gay Jared had a similar story than Dave, but he never made it public.
	So he just sat there and complained.
	I heard a rumor that Not Gay Jared went to work at the Blaze.
	Every Blaze person gets a little Blaze logo.
	Went to work for the Blaze during their comedy stuff.
	And Crowder said, no.
	And if you do hire him, I won't do my show anymore.
	So, you know, that was a big part of their income.
	So they went, oh, okay.
	That's the rumor I heard.
	And then we have the obvious one here with Jeremy Boring, where he offered him $50 million.
	And Crowder said it was slavery.
	Great theory last night from our trooper, Dick Mann, who said maybe he said no because he's going through a divorce and he didn't want income.
	So he'd rather have minimum wage until the divorce is finalized so she doesn't get half of that.
	That's one of the best theories I ever heard.
	So he's doing social media now and stuff.
	He's doing great.
	Candace Owens has beef with Crowder.
	She's allegedly the one who spilt the beans about his divorce and made it public.
	So he's pissed off about that.
	What did you show?
	I sent you a bunch of notes.
	What did you just show, Ryan?
	Was that Nake Jared?
	To Hillary Crowder.
	To Hillary Crowder, who was like a sister to me.
	I love you and I am here for you.
	That's the most he, I think he has a bunch of NDAs that he had to sign.
	Then there was, remember this weird feud where Candace said Nicole Arbor walked off her set?
	I sent the links for those where Nicole Arbor explains everything.
	This feud is fucking confusing.
	At least with guy gossip, you get the whole truth.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Oh, I had to actually calm myself down before doing this live because one of the things that I hate beyond anything else is censorship.
	I think it's just dishonest when people edit things and try to tell you what happened versus didn't happen.
	And when I signed on to work for the Daily Chuir, obviously Jeremy Boring was the CEO.
	He knows exactly who I am, what I am, and that I'm very honest with my fans about, you know, my process of growth, the things that I've seen even.
	And I have never seen that.
	The other video I sent you from Nicole.
	So the story, Candace's story is Nicole lies and says she's stalked and it's these great guys.
	And then I brought it up and she stormed off my show.
	Nicole's version of events, and you can zoom out so people can see the name of this thing.
	She said, no, that's not what happened.
	These guys are psychotic stalkers.
	And Candace put it on the air.
	So then Jeremy told me to pretend I stormed out.
	And that was the way they wouldn't include the shit about my stalkers.
	I don't know which person is lying.
	That's the beauty of gossip.
	You just accrue details.
	I think Nicole's done.
	I haven't seen her do anything since this feud.
	See, feuds are tense and people get stressed out.
	And I've noticed with chicks, they tend to just sort of peace out.
	I've been through 8 billion of these.
	And it's just like, it's two weeks of chaos and then it vanishes.
	So, Ryan, I haven't been asking you for links.
	I've just been talking about this.
	Have I missed anything with like pictures of any of the crowder stuff?
	Some more Benjamin tweets.
	Oh, yeah, a lot of Benjamin tweets.
	Like, when I show you an arrow and a big head here, I mean, and you can pause that and read it on your own.
	I mean there is like an onslaught.
	Like if you go to own Benjamin's, when he gets in a crowder mood, there'll be like 50 of just like, he's, what does he say?
	What's that last one?
	The divorce one.
	Crowder is clearly getting divorced with two small children to own the left.
	Don't worry, Patriots.
	He will have a dress and high heels on ASAP to really stick it to the Democrats.
	And he will have a brand new Jesus merch to virtue signal that you're the good guys.
	I mean, you could knock Crowder's rampant hawking of goods.
	The guy makes some serious income.
	All right.
	So we don't have to go through every Owen Benjamin tweet.
	Just suffice to say that this is going.
	And then Candace is attacking Crowder, bringing up the divorce.
	And then here's one I didn't know until recently.
	Let's do Milo now.
	Milo, you might as well just draw arrows everywhere.
	Like, there's even an arrow going from Milo to Ethan Ralph.
	Oh, boy.
	He was calling him ugly the other day, saying he's glad he's going blind so you want to look like ugly dudes like that.
	I just found out that Milo accused Candace's husband of being gay.
	What a weird accusation, huh?
	How would you know that?
	And why would you care?
	Anyway, zoom in on Milo for a sec.
	Milo and Crowder inspired this whole segment because they are just the fucking onslaught going on here.
	The accusation is that Allie solicited dick pics from guys.
	And Milo's contention is he used his authority as a Milo friend to get the dick pics.
	So he's like, hey man, send me dick pics and I'll hire you and you can work with me and then I'll get you in touch with Milo.
	But I'm going to need to see some dick.
	And that Milo, he said the kids were as young as 15.
	That's not good, but I focus my attention on like pedophiles, you know, who deal with kid kids.
	Gays and gay teens.
	It's not high on my priority list.
	Sort of like Jesse's allegations, right?
	But his telegram, pull up some of the shit, Ryan.
	He just goes on and on.
	Like there was a while there where you didn't see anything.
	Oh, here he is attacking Crowder.
	Did I include that arrow?
	I don't even know if I did.
	Mrs. Crowder finally got sick of the training hookers, eh?
	Even those donor daddy IVF babies didn't quell the rage.
	Yikes.
	Take him for everything, girl.
	It doesn't have an arrow.
	It doesn't have an arrow.
	Just assume that every person here Milo has had a feud with.
	Guaranteed.
	There he is calling Ali Alexander Krampus.
	You can pause those later if you want to read them all.
	That's a continuation of that.
	Yep, more stuff.
	Oh, wait, big tech just...
	That's another one.
	Big Tech just offered Nick a hand in a fraternity worth a thousand compliant minions.
	Clueless, narcissistic, and arrogant, Nick slapped it away.
	This is how men of good character end up leaving him and the movement.
	He has decided to remain a child with a child's understanding of the adult world, a child's temper tantrum, and a child's impotence.
	Lashing out.
	There he is saying he'd rather be blind than have to look at Ethan Ralph.
	I'm sure some of you are saying, I don't know who any of these people are.
	Well, then you're not in the scene, dude.
	Ye24, this is the concept of the formerly known as Kanye West running for president, appears to exist solely in Alexander Akbar's head for the purpose of attracting teens, assisted by Nick Fuentes, who dutifully insists everything is just fine and that Ye will appear at his second now to confirm, just you wait.
	Fuentes might be ashamed to admit he got rejected and ghosted by his idol, but his prideful and embarrassed insistence that Ye is still running for president serves only to provide Allie with more victims, quite the alliance.
	So now Milo is so convinced that Allie is soliciting dick pics that anyone who doesn't hate Allie has to die.
	Like once Milo gets his hooks in, remember one time I was having lunch with him in D.C. and some chick poured water on us.
	I threw a beer in her face, by the way, and she started screaming.
	Milo got the credit card receipt that was still sitting on the table, found her name, terrorized her entire family, destroyed her life, discovered that she was doing porn, like OnlyFans type of stuff, sent that to her grandfather.
	And like, this guy, when he gets going, I think it's a gay thing.
	gaze on Adderall.
	They really, they That's one thing I want to get to is I'm all about unity on the right.
	The left has too much unity.
	They take in pedophiles and say, oh, well, he was having, he was horny.
	But we, we will turn on each other for the dumbest things.
	And the left loves it because we have no cohesion.
	So I know pretty much every person on this page.
	I've hung out with them all.
	Well, I haven't hung out with her or him.
	But everyone else I've had beers with, great guys.
	Solid people.
	Awesome.
	Fun, cool.
	Oh, Jeremy Boring.
	I don't know him.
	Okay, so zoom back onto Milo.
	And you could watch that episode where he goes in detail about her on censored.tv.
	Yep.
	Everyone gets a censored logo who was associated with censored or who had a show.
	So Alex Jones blocked Milo because Milo kept giving Alex shit for not hating Allie enough.
	So that's, they're done.
	And then Jacob Wall, Jacob Wall said Milo owes him money and he started nagging him about the money he owed him.
	And then Milo went fucking ape shit on Jacob.
	He told me to fire Jacob.
	Oh boy.
	He's still going nuts on Laura Loomer, saying that she grooms her interns.
	And I'm like, can we stop saying adults having sex is some sort of sexual evilness?
	I don't care if Laura fucked an intern.
	Like, he was 18, 20, 30.
	I don't know how old he was.
	But he still will post horrible pictures of her and, you know, insult her by drawing an association.
	So Milo hates pretty much everyone on the right more than most liberals.
	Now, if we scroll down to this, are there any assets, the Jesse Lee Peterson thing, I think?
	Just so you know, I'm not making this shit up.
	Also, yeah, we skipped a couple of these.
	Yeah, yeah, I skipped that on purpose.
	They can pause it if they care.
	We got that he hates Nick.
	Let's see.
	And then if you go to the email rhyme with all the links, I think there's some stuff there.
	Jesse Lee Peterson being accused of whatever.
	Gay rumors, JLP.
	Here we go.
	He groomed a 40-year-old.
	Allegations of Manosphere Pastors, gay past, royal macho men.
	Not me.
	Anyway, this one is a really weird one here.
	Oh, by the way, there's some I didn't include.
	Hey, zoom out again.
	Here's a weird one.
	Isabella Riley's husband has been accused of sending dick pics to Elijah as a job application.
	And they say that's how he became Elijah's producer.
	He's not anymore.
	I think he's fired from the Blaze.
	But I didn't include that.
	It's just a rumor, whatever.
	And he's not known, so it's not a right-wing feud.
	But this one is crazy.
	I think these are the two prettiest women on the right right now, Isabella O'Reilly and Isabella DeLuca.
	We did a jokey, like, who's hotter thing where we made it into a big long debate.
	That's on censored.tv.
	I think we sided with Isabella DeLuca.
	Maybe that pissed off Isabella O'Reilly.
	They're both tens.
	So who cares which one is more tenny?
	Isabella DeLuca, she seems like a bit of a ditz, but she posts pictures of herself where you just go, you should be a movie star or a model.
	Fuck, if you're a waitress, you make $600 a night in tips.
	I don't know why you're on the right.
	But Isabella Reilly has a lot more substance and posts, you know, original ideas.
	We're told that Isabella DeLuca steals tweets.
	Oh, yeah, that was the joke.
	An ugly old man and a cripple are talking about who's more fuckable.
	I forgot our angle.
	I knew it was funny.
	But just like Milo's feed is all about Allie and Owen's feed is all about Steven, a huge part of Isabella O'Reilly's feed is all about what a fucking bitch Isabella DeLuca is and how she's a whore and a thirst trap and she says she's traditional.
	Well, fucking get married like me, you stupid bitch.
	The vitriol is nuts.
	And Isabella DeLuca doesn't go, oh yeah, you whore, you fucking blah, blah, blah.
	Isabella DeLuca is just like, I don't know why people call me a whore.
	I'm just being me.
	It's really strange.
	It's the weirdest fight.
	It's like Fallon Fox in the MMA beating the shit out of some other female fighter.
	Nobody said you can't wear a bikini to the beach, but why are you posting your bikini pictures online for everyone to see?
	Oh, right, because you're fishing for attention and validation online from your army of simps.
	Oh, boy.
	I think I'm in her army of simps.
	I said I was conservative, not Muslim.
	I'm not wearing a burqa to the beach.
	Sorry.
	Not sorry.
	Get over yourselves.
	And then they have this picture.
	Woo!
	Very attractive, young lady.
	I'm so old now that when I see beautiful young women, I'm just like, it's like seeing a flower.
	Like, I wish you nothing but the best, young lady.
	You get out there.
	Find a man.
	You're very attractive.
	Can I spray some water on you, ma'am?
	What?
	Can I spray some water on you, ma'am?
	Can I smell your garbage?
	Go down a bit.
	No, click on the pick.
	I'm not being a simp.
	I'm just, we need more information.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought it went lower than that.
	What's another Isabella?
	This one is so weird.
	Out here looking like John Belushi in his final days.
	And Isabella Riley says, you Photoshop all your pictures.
	This is what you really look like.
	You fucking ugly fucking bitch.
	So mad.
	Beards and had another funny tweet about Crowder.
	Did Isabella DeLuca fuck Isabella Riley's husband or something?
	Oh, actually, go ahead.
	The worst part of the Crowder divorce is that he's going to take half of his wife's clothes.
	Who's that from?
	Is that Isabella Riley?
	He's in Beardley yet again.
	Oh, okay.
	He's striking.
	Maybe I should have included him.
	Yeah, I probably should have thrown him in.
	He's got his own deal.
	He's a little crowded guy.
	Although that's just a dumb, like, throwaway quip.
	It's not really a war.
	The things on this chart are wars.
	So apparently she responded to this, DeLuca, and she was like, actually, I was going through some sort of health thing or something, and thanks for making fun of me while I was going through that.
	Or something like that.
	Something, you know, victim-y.
	Okay.
	And then Cassandra.
	Oh, fuck.
	I should have included her in this.
	Cassandra McDonald hates DeLuca, too.
	The boring basic one blocked me for pointing out that she appears to have paid followers and inorganic activity on her basic bitch tweets.
	Like, when I was young in the 70s, we loved blonde bimbos.
	They were a third of the show 3's company.
	There was no anger towards them.
	This is really, like, I don't know, not even bitchy.
	It's like mean.
	So true, thanks.
	People actually in the industry know I'm right.
	Okay, so the bimbo steals tweets.
	I love it.
	I love some good gossip.
	Inviting Isabella DeLuca on my show to debate about what being a real trad wife means.
	The floor will be open for her to talk about her eating disorder.
	See what I mean?
	Juicy.
	All right, I'm getting sick of that one.
	Let's move over to the right on the right wing.
	Wait, what's this one?
	Oh, yeah, she accuses her of photoshopping her pictures.
	Click on them.
	It's an excuse to gaze at her pictures.
	She kind of has a Sophila Ren vibe.
	I don't think that's photoshopped.
	Cars are aerodynamic.
	I'm not seeing it so obviously in that one.
	I think there is one that was pretty convincing.
	I don't know where they're cinching in the side there.
	I'm not seeing it.
	Maybe.
	Anyway.
	Now we're getting gay.
	We're getting to the level of interesting gossip where...
	Her curves don't look like that.
	This is where I want to sort of peace out.
	Okay, anyway, get back to the chart.
	Right.
	Have we left anything out in the emails?
	Who cares?
	We've already talked about this enough.
	Let's get over here.
	Put this over to the side of me, or I guess I can turn this.
	Oh, no, no.
	Go here.
	So here's a weird one.
	These guys are both great, and they were good buddies.
	Nick is farther right than John, much more anti-Semitic than John.
	John is kind of a working-class guy.
	He's a fun write-y.
	When he first came out, I tried to scoop him.
	But these guys with social media, they get a viral YouTube video.
	They're making fucking 300 grand off of YouTube, and I can't compete with that.
	So I didn't get John.
	Nick is, you can't bank if you have him on your network.
	Like, the banks will shut you down because we live in a Soviet dystopia where ideas mean you're on a no-fly list and the feds can confiscate your money.
	Anyway, John Doyle was doing like a live chat or something and the Groipers totally attacked him, probably for not being anti-Semitic enough.
	What's this?
	It says this is the John Doyle puts Catboy Fuentes in his place.
	The first link.
	Oh, yeah.
	So then John Doyle came at Nick because the Groipers were mean to him.
	And then Nick came at John Doyle, and that's a big fight going back and forth and back and forth based on nothing, really.
	Slight political disagreements.
	What is with your shitball computer?
	These are the type of people.
	You know, whenever Nick takes little shots at me, he can't help but make me sound like a nerd because I have glasses or whatever, as if I don't have like two inches on him and like 40 pounds on him.
	But these fucking people, dude, Like, the average guy who watches my videos is like a mid-20s guy who works out and probably has a girlfriend.
	The average groiper is like, unironically, a 15-year-old autistic incel.
	That's just the reality of the situation.
	When I first saw John, I thought he was kind of like a nerdy rich kid, but I got to know him.
	He's like a blue-collar factory Detroit guy.
	When I'm doing a live stream, hey, hey, John, why didn't you speak at half-back?
	Hey, John.
	Like, they're actually Autistic.
	Okay, anyway, that's a fun one.
	The left wins because they never apologize for anything.
	What's up, gamers?
	Just your periodic reminder that if you disavow and or condemn Nick Fuentes because of one joke, you're not a serious actor, and frankly, you're probably retarded.
	Additionally, if your back doesn't look like this, you're not allowed to disagree with me because your physique sucks, because you have poor physiognomy, because you're spiritually ill.
	Okay, that's enough for that one.
	What did you say?
	Nothing.
	Okay, so this one, oh, I think you have this, Ryan.
	I forgot to include this, but there was a text going back and forth that Nick released where it said, did you fuck her?
	And he goes, yeah.
	And he goes, you mean Sav?
	Savannah Hernandez?
	Doyle doesn't respond.
	So everyone just assumed he did.
	I don't think he did.
	Sav, the way you got to think of Savannah Hernandez is think of her as like a traditional Irish Catholic chick.
	I know she's Mexican and Asian, but like her dad's like a tough, landscaping Mexican guy who like fixes his own car and shit.
	So Savannah's kind of blue-collar rough, but she's also very traditional.
	So the idea that there's sex rumors going around about her is mortifying.
	What's this?
	Not Sav, I hope.
	So me being retarded thought, well, why don't we just put it out on the table?
	It's real.
	Bro.
	So the It's Real would be, that's the confirmation.
	It's real is code for It's Real.
	Yes, it's true.
	But no, he didn't.
	Right.
	It doesn't mean that.
	Bro, it literally gets worse.
	LMFAO.
	The story isn't even over.
	I'm buckled in.
	Savlings?
	Bro, I couldn't even stay hard because I knew it was really, it was a really, really, really bad idea.
	And I was anxious about it.
	So now she thinks it's because she's not hot or her pussy is just too used.
	So it was literally the worst performance of my life.
	Wrecking my car and kecking.
	I mean, it wasn't bad, but definitely not good enough to cope with deliberate separation from God and the oxytocin hangover.
	So I think John Doyle, he knows his guys are trad and Catholic and they don't like fucking.
	And I guess that was a drug reference at the end.
	So he's just not mentioned anything about it.
	She's not mentioned anything about it.
	Ethan Ralph started out mentioning a lot about it, said she should do a show.
	She was like, dude, you were talking shit about me sexually.
	And he goes, okay, fuck you, bitch.
	But then he recently came out and said, oh, they didn't fuck.
	So Ethan sort of was part of this whole Savannah feud that was a result of this feud, but he's kind of peaced out.
	And then, of course, we have Isabel O'Reilly's husband's dick pic guy, allegedly, right?
	I don't know if I believe that at all.
	Elijah Schaefer.
	And Elijah Schaefer was accused of touching Sarah Gonzalez's boobs.
	This is all out there, by the way.
	I'm not spilling any beans.
	So this is kind of a weird thing because what do you do if someone grabs your tits?
	If he did do that, right?
	You either sit there and let your tits get grabbed, which I probably would do if it was someone I worked with, animated friend, but you got to complain.
	So he gets fired because of it.
	And so he's mad at her and she's mad at him.
	But it's not like these other feuds where it's like, like this one is fuck you.
	No, fuck you.
	No, fuck you.
	This is like Hong Kong.
	Hey, you're fired.
	You bitch.
	Done.
	So that's why it's kind of a satellite over here.
	All right, so let's zoom back out again.
	There was something about.
	I know I'm forgetting arrows and people.
	Isabella's husband tweeting seeing the two Isabellas fight.
	And he came up and he said, oh, there they are fighting over me again, or something to that effect.
	Oh, that adds a layer of juice.
	It is a layer of jobs.
	A little sprinkling of juice on the right-wing gossip pile.
	Okay, so we're about to abandon it.
	Are there any notes you didn't include, Ryan?
	Because every time I do one of these, I go, oh, I forgot about the do-to-do.
	There's this one of Isabella.
	Closet gays on it.
	Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
	Why are there so many closeted gays in the conservative movement?
	Yeah, like, Zoom, go back to the chart.
	I mentioned this earlier already, but, like, so much.
	And I think it's because the left knows that the right has no tolerance policy for homosexuality.
	So they start these rumors so these people will be extinguished.
	Or the right is so obsessed with homosexuality, which is kind of gay, by the way, that if you do, if you are bi or queer, you hide it or renounce it.
	And then the final thing, this is kind of a relevant detail, but I put the yay symbol on people who were associated with the yay 2024 campaign.
	So yeah, tons of gossip going on, and it's fun to talk about and everything, but ultimately, I don't like it.
	All of these people are basically on the same page.
	They may differ with Israel on a few things.
	They may differ with race mixing.
	What are you doing?
	Were you doing something else and then that automatically shrank?
	My knob is drifting, yeah.
	My knob is drifting.
	But all of these people want less government, more freedom.
	They want everyone to have a gun.
	They want free speech.
	They don't want drag queen story hour.
	They don't like kids being sexualized.
	They don't want socialism.
	They don't like the fact that our education has turned into a brainwashing festival.
	So let's all get together, man.
	Peace, unity.
	Stop all this fighting.
	Gossip is amusing to talk about, but it's eroding the right-wing movement and destroying everything we've worked for.
	Seth Rogan is a douche.
	One of the worst guys in the world.
	I used to hate Jeremy Piven, but Jeremy Piven is just a loser, right?
	He doesn't make my blood boil.
	Alan Cumming is another guy that would make my blood boil, but Seth Rogan's way worse than both of those guys.
	Those guys are just, you go, ugh, eh.
	Seth Rogen, you go, oh.
	He's like the opposite of Kevin James, where you see Kevin James and you go, fuck, I would love to grab a beer with that guy.
	Seth Rogan, you're like, I would hate to be in the same state as that guy.
	I'd feel dirty.
	Is that the first link?
	His laugh, his whole Jew thing.
	I'm so Jewish.
	Not really.
	You're from Vancouver.
	Van Jewish.
	You can't be that Jewish in Vancouver.
	That's a new, I just made up a new rule.
	Unless you live in near Los Angeles or New York, you're not really that Jewish.
	Kids, I do not.
	That has helped me succeed as well.
	Definitely.
	Really?
	Oh, yeah.
	There's a whole huge thing I'm not doing, which is raising children.
	People, obviously, someone would be listening, but yeah, but it would make you happier.
	You know, someone might say that I'm trying to rebut them.
	I don't think it would.
	I've been around, obviously, a lot of children.
	I'm not ignorant to what it's like to be.
	Yes, you are.
	I've seen everyone I know has kids.
	I see a top 40 again, you know.
	They're not your kids.
	You don't know what it feels like to have kids if you've never had kids.
	You've seen kids.
	Yeah, duh.
	And actors always say this, too.
	Like, there's that chick who was from that 70s show, and she was at some women's rally.
	And she was like, I'm so glad I had an abortion because it enabled me to do a show.
	You can do a show if you have a kid.
	You may have to take some time off.
	You may be very busy at the beginning, but it's not like it swallows up your life, especially dudes.
	Yeah, you're away for a month shooting a movie.
	You can still be a dad moron.
	I think it's because he's a pussy and he can't handle the commitment.
	Who are you calling a pussy?
	Yeah, we'll get to that.
	Go ahead.
	Like, it's not, I know, you know, some of my friends have had kids for decades, you know.
	Some people want kids.
	Some people don't want kids.
	I think a lot of people have kids before they even think about it, from what I've seen.
	Honestly, you just are told you go through life, you get married, you will have a kid.
	And me and my wife were just, neither of us were like that, you know?
	I think it's cowardice.
	Ricky Gervais is the same way.
	Yeah.
	The wife figures out she has to stop smoking weed when she's pregnant.
	She's like, oh, fuck.
	It is scary.
	Like the first time your wife goes, I got some big news.
	As a man, you go, this is going to be great.
	And you hold her and you're so happy.
	But as you're holding her, for the first one at least, part of you is like, holy fuck, here we fucking go.
	We're about, Jesus, literally take the wheel.
	We're about to go on a wild ride.
	And then when they come out, everything falls into place.
	And you have this like new energy where you adore them so much that, you know, you have limitless patience.
	You don't have limitless patience with other people's kids.
	Although, if you noticed, since I've flown with kids and babies, when I hear a baby crying on a flight, it could be right in my earhole.
	I feel nothing.
	Yeah, that's not a big deal.
	I'm just like, oh, the baby's crying cute.
	Not remotely annoyed.
	Whereas I remember before I had kids, I go, holy shit, there's a fucking baby on this plane.
	I got a letter from a baby monster who said that he likes, his 15-year-old wants to watch the show, but he cringes at the F word.
	15?
	Don't they play video games where they're calling each other the worst words we have?
	Or the best?
	15?
	And he said his 15-year-old really liked the kids' episode we did last week.
	Because we only said shit and fucking it once.
	I'm like, your kids' special needs.
	Anyway, let's hear more.
	By the way, have you noticed?
	I know.
	I'm positive.
	No, it works.
	No, absolutely.
	Okay, calm down.
	You doth protesteth too much.
	Honestly, the older we get, the more happy and reaffirmed we are with our choice to not have it.
	Okay, I got it.
	He's going to repeat that again now.
	Kind of talked about more, and we're like, are we made the right choice?
	Okay.
	Sure.
	Now, more than anything, the conversation is like, honestly, thank God we don't have children.
	We get to do whatever we want.
	Sometimes when someone's this shitty, though, I almost agree.
	Like, I'm glad there's this lineage, this legacy is over.
	There'll be no more Seth Rogans.
	It's going to be a long wait, by the way.
	He's probably going to live another 30 years.
	I might even die before him, but at least my kids won't have to live in a Seth Rogan world.
	A post-Seth Rogan world.
	Yeah.
	Too bad George Soros spawned.
	That's a shame, man.
	She's a very beautiful.
	Beautiful woman.
	She would have been a great mom.
	Wait a little bit loneliness kicks in.
	I could literally, she has the face for packing a nice lunch, and that's never going to happen now.
	Well, at least she got to make an anti-Christian Santa movie.
	That went well.
	We are in the prime of our life.
	Is that where the Fuentes cookie thing came from?
	Because remember that was the whole thing where people were talking about elves and the number of, they were like Holocaust joking the elf?
	No, Ryan, the Nick Fuentes cookie thing was years ago.
	That Santa movie just came out.
	Anyway, keep rolling.
	We are smarter than we've ever been.
	We understand ourselves more than we've ever been.
	Smarter than we've ever been.
	We have the capacity to achieve a level of work and a level of communication and care for one another and a lifestyle.
	We can live with one another that we've never been able to and we can just do that.
	And we don't have to raise a child, which the world does not need right now.
	And so that was, and so, yeah, we're very happy with our choice to not have kids.
	And I just, I work, I work with a lot of people with kids.
	And I think definitively, that I have more time to do.
	You're hearing the rantings of someone who is realizing they fucked up and is actually brainwashing himself by repeating the same mantra again and again.
	What was that movie you showed?
	That was the night before.
	Yes.
	I thought the movie was just called Santa.
	No, 2015.
	And that's the one where he plays Santa and Sarah Silverman is in it?
	The night before.
	Let me look it up.
	Well, you just had it up.
	Yeah, I'm going to close that up.
	It's coming up in my notes, by the way.
	Seth Rogan.
	I'm not talking about the night before, you fucking moron, who is derailing the show once again.
	I said an anti-Christian Santa movie.
	Jesus.
	Christmas Santa.
	Thanks for helping out.
	Anyway, back to work.
	Have more time to both.
	He highlights that and goes, I'm right.
	Classic Ryan.
	Things I enjoy doing than they do.
	And not to say their kids don't bring them joy, but I say this truthfully.
	Me and my wife seem to get a lot more active enjoyment out of not having kids than anyone I know seems to get out of having kids.
	What is that sentence?
	So what does he do with his time?
	Let's jump ahead to 2-4.
	So this guy's got plenty of time now.
	Thank God he didn't have kids so he can focus and gets things done like this.
	Hello.
	This is the new gloopy vase from Houseplant.
	Designed by me, made with biodegradable gloopy glaze recipe, which sounds yucky, but it's not, I swear.
	This shit's gloopy as fuck.
	And you get to swear when you don't have kids.
	Go to the next one, 2-2.
	Not the next one.
	Jump back.
	Jump back, jump back.
	2-2 is.
	Was that the one we just saw?
	Yes.
	Okay, well then we got this letter.
	I have this.
	It's more gloopy.
	It was actually a baby monster who got me on this kit.
	Look up Seth Rogan.
	No kids.
	This is an oldie.
	I've been meaning to get to this for a while.
	Dude, please destroy this piece of crap.
	Check out his wife at the bottom sporting her make-believe fur child.
	It's always the same.
	Oh, so I guess the Fox News picked up the clip we just saw.
	Seth Rogan claims he's more successful because he did not have kids.
	Honestly, thank God.
	As he repeats it to himself.
	So what does he do with all his free time?
	He makes stupid vases that are gloppy that no one wants.
	And by the way, dads have time to make a dumb vase.
	And then what does his wife do?
	She has no maternal instinct, right?
	She's really happy she doesn't have kids.
	Phew.
	She's not the kind of person that would want a kid.
	She is smarter than ever before.
	She communicates better than ever before.
	And then pull up the pick, Ryan.
	There she is.
	So happy she didn't have kids.
	Oh my God.
	It's so obvious that these people have fucked up their lives.
	Oh well, I'm happy it happened to those dorks, but I'm not happy that it's happening to you.
	So get on that, put a ring on it, knock her up, make a baby, and maybe we will have enough voters to stop the worst president in world history.
	There might have been like a 13-year-old king in France that I don't know about.
	I remember hearing about some Greek emperor who made his horse the head of international affairs?
	Sure, maybe there are some freak exceptions.
	But as far as the normal world, we've never had a worse leader than President Joe Biden.
	Let's take it.
	Take it away, Ryan.
	Yes, in fact.
	Did you not get that I was introducing my pet Biden?
	Of course I was.
	What were you doing over there?
	Smoking a cigarette?
	Biden.
	On him I can depend.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	A monster of the president.
	He's big and loose.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	By the way, Nita Fashions makes all my suits and all my shirts.
	They fit like a glove.
	I don't change out of my suit when I get home.
	The way that all businessmen will go into their basketball shorts when they're done.
	This is basketball shorts.
	Look how perfect it fits me.
	It feels like pee-pee jam jams.
	I should be getting mine soon too.
	Hey, Jays.
	Is that the one?
	Wait, you got this suit?
	I think it is.
	I have it on my phone, the image.
	So they can set you up online.
	Can you contact them through their Instagram, DM them, or contact them on their site, It's a good first date, by the way.
	You get that...
	Buy it on Amazon, have that ready.
	And then they measure your neck and everything.
	But the best thing to do is to meet them when they tour the world.
	They go to hotels.
	So I think they're in L.A. right now.
	Go to the schedule, Ryan, and then they're in San Francisco in a few days.
	So they've got two more cities to do.
	And they'll cram you in.
	They'll fit you in.
	So contact them, meet up at the Intercontinental in LA if you're anywhere near there, including Vegas.
	And then if you're near San Francisco, you got April 30th until the 2nd.
	And when you go there, they rent out a hotel room.
	They've got like five tables of swatches and buttons and little things.
	And you say, I'm looking for a shirt.
	You get the thickness.
	If you're totally broke, you could probably get a shirt for 50 bucks.
	And you could probably get a suit for under a thousand.
	A tailored suit in New York City is six grand.
	But if you want to spend some money, like this shirt was, I think, a hundred bucks and it's a really thick material.
	And they last forever.
	And even if you don't need a suit for work, you should have it for funerals, weddings, a dinner date.
	If you go out on a date with your wife, I tried to get my wife.
	I said, Robbie and his wife, I told you this story before, right?
	I go, Robin and his wife, they go out once a week, every Saturday.
	And she goes, yeah.
	And I go, why don't we do that?
	And she goes, because I'm a lazy bitch.
	And then I was like, well, that's the end of this debate.
	Where do I go from here?
	Pretty Sims.
	Yeah, it's similar.
	That's not what I have.
	Mine is actually, it actually is navy, but it's hard.
	It's not coming up right.
	But it looks bluer like yours in person.
	Huh.
	So yeah, make a date with them.
	They're very happy with us.
	They rule.
	They told me that they get a client a day.
	Yeah.
	So that's 365 new clients a year.
	Anyway, here is Biden's latest gaffe.
	We don't even have to edit these to make him look bad.
	He cannot speak English, which is not good.
	But in this clip, he wants you to know that we can only re-elect Donald Trump.
	This is at the same level as Fetterman saying the Eagles are way better than the Eagles.
	Turn this primary from a campaign that's about negative attacks into one about what we're for, because we cannot get re-elect.
	We cannot win this re-election.
	Excuse me.
	We can only re-elect Donald Trump.
	And turn this primary.
	We cannot win this re-election.
	And we can only re-elect Donald Trump.
	And everyone around him knows that he's done.
	So they have this nervous laugh where they pretend he's kidding because they're praying he's kidding.
	No, he's stumbling.
	He's trying to read the teleprompter.
	He doesn't understand what he's reading.
	And if he wanted to save it, at the end of it, it'd be like, if we want to be doomed and fucked.
	He didn't add that.
	Or he could say, we can only re-elect Donald Trump, say the senile idiots who don't understand what's going on around them.
	But the truth is, we can only re-elect me, President Joe Biden.
	Thank you, everyone.
	Good night.
	Negative attacks in the one about what we're for, because we cannot get re-elect.
	We cannot win this re-election.
	Excuse me.
	We can only re-elect Donald Trump.
	Oh, no.
	And turn more dots on his face than ever, too.
	What's happening?
	A morganization, a freemen?
	I think someone had a, he was sniffing someone, someone's ass, and they had an explosive diarrhea fart.
	Yeah, he got a little butt whisper.
	You got to watch where you sniff, Joe.
	Looks like you got hit with scattershot.
	I got hit with scattershot, man.
	I was in front of a fan.
	Somebody put some chocolate chips in there.
	And then we have cringe Jean-Pierre, 2-6, just being a ridiculous clown.
	She is affirmative action personified.
	The worst press secretary anyone's ever had.
	The president, when he came in, nothing was being done.
	What?
	He made sure that the economy came back in a way that we haven't seen in some time.
	The president was done.
	Letting people out of their homes and opening restaurants was a huge boost to the economy, and that's because of Joe Biden.
	It would have nothing to do with a pandemic crippling the entire country, would it?
	And bragging about the economy with the Biden administration, that's why there's so much right-wing gossip, because people are getting fired.
	They're losing their jobs, and it's about to get really bad, folks.
	Batten down the hatches.
	I was talking about this on Wednesday.
	I talked to an investor pal who was working with a dude who runs a $7 billion hedge fund.
	And he goes, we're about to hit a storm that's worse than 08.
	So cut out the frills.
	Hold on to this show.
	But soon you're going to see it.
	I bet you're going to see a lot of these dumb lefty sites collapse like BuzzFeed and all that shit.
	Those are all vanity projects.
	It doesn't make dollars.
	It doesn't make sense.
	We never covered the BuzzFeed thing.
	It was Daily Beast, I think, that went under.
	Here's Kamala going off at yet another weird tangent.
	Her favorite thing to do is to repeat the word a few times in a sentence like time.
	What time is it?
	What is time?
	We're in a time now that's of time.
	That's one thing she does.
	The other is she thinks she discovered something quirky, like, I love school buses.
	And then she pushed electric school buses, which, by the way, were a total catastrophe.
	The batteries don't last long enough, so they have to buy two sets of buses, one for the morning rush, one for the afternoon rush.
	The news went viral.
	The media bet its future on Facebook.
	Did it learn from that?
	What are you showing me this for?
	Announced last week it was shutting down its news division.
	BuzzFeed News is done.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Is Daily Beast also done?
	Maybe.
	But this was pretty big.
	It was a big win for Hyde.
	Remember how the Ice Age happened and all the mammals and little naked mole rats went underground and then all the dinosaurs died and then they stayed in their burrows and they came out when it got warm again.
	And that's why we survived because we're related to them.
	That's what we have to do.
	Get ready to go underground.
	If you haven't already taken your money out, then don't take it out for another 10 years.
	Daily Beast is covering BuzzFeed, shutting down.
	You know what's going to happen?
	Oh, so the Daily Beast didn't die.
	Okay, I got it wrong.
	You know what else is going to happen?
	Contractors are going to be, it's going to be impossible to find a contractor because rich people are going to go, oh, I can't invest in funds.
	I can't invest in the stock market.
	I want to invest in real estate.
	None is for sale.
	I'm going to just improve my house.
	And then that's where my money will go.
	I'll have a whole new finished basement.
	I'll spend $100,000 on redoing a basement or something, or not $100,000, but you know what I mean.
	So that's where all the work is going to be.
	So if you're a contractor, times are going to be good soon.
	Anyway.
	My buddy's in Florida.
	He's a painter, and he's like, dude, I'm like the only painter that's like not totally booked for the summer.
	Yeah, I had an electrician come by.
	I installed a ring camera to save money, but I turned off all the fuses because I couldn't figure out which one was the doorbell.
	And then when I turned it back on, now no lights in the front of my house work.
	Oh, no.
	And I think I fucked a fuse up.
	So I got to get an electrician coming by.
	And I booked him on Tuesday.
	He said he can be there in six days.
	All right.
	What do you got to say, Kamala?
	What are you on about?
	Median age on the continent of Africa is 19.
	Uh-huh.
	By 2050.
	Someone old dies.
	One in four people occupying space on Mother Earth will be on the continent of Africa.
	By when?
	2050 or something ridiculous?
	What that means?
	Nothing.
	It means nothing.
	In terms of the opportunity, in terms of the future, in terms of the obvious fact, I believe, as evidenced by the demographics I've just shared, which is that what happens on that continent will impact the entire globe.
	I mean, China's taking advantage of them and getting their natural resources, and Russia is too.
	But as far as the human contingent, I don't think that's going to change anything.
	What are they going to do?
	Build tons of helicopters and start flying around?
	Go to 2.8.
	Multiply this person by 4 and tell me if the world has changed.
	Not this person.
	We are behind in the aviation race.
	Until now.
	Oh, you're no longer behind the aviation race?
	How is this not a common?
	A courageous man, flight lieutenant Zabandan, using his own limited resources, has built himself a helicopter.
	I don't think resources is the problem.
	Who will help him?
	He needs finance.
	Okay, maybe skip ahead here.
	A helicopter to the helicopter.
	I trained in Ethiopia.
	I was trained by the Russian.
	I first heard of Anthony when this segment was on ONA.
	I saw it on YouTube, and I thought, finally, someone else who laughs at African aviation.
	And then I got to meet him soon after.
	And now we're best friends.
	And we're on tour.
	Get your tickets now.
	Tampa.
	Playing it.
	June 16th, we're going to be in Austin.
	No, 17th?
	Yeah, June 17th.
	We're going to be in Jacksonville, Florida, July 14th.
	Tampa, Florida, July 15th.
	South Florida, July 1st.
	Oh, we're doing a whole Florida tour.
	That's cool.
	We'll get a sprint bus.
	Not if I have anything to do with it.
	Las Vegas, September 9th, which I'm scared of.
	What's that now?
	Not if I have anything to do with it.
	I'm an alien.
	My name is Zagorblark.
	Flutt.
	And I took over your producer.
	So now he's going to be brainless and stupid and incompetent.
	Wait, you're from another planet, but you're speaking perfect English.
	So why would you stick with your mother tongue when it comes to your name?
	Why wouldn't you say Dan?
	Well, culturally, I'd like to keep some of my identity.
	Okay.
	That was Texas early October.
	Tim?
	Alright, shut up.
	Yeah, so what is she talking about?
	One in four people will be doing this in 50 years.
	So?
	This is the aviation.
	Fill your boots, Africa.
	Go bananas.
	What you're looking at is the aviation equivalent of eating de poo-poo.
	Don't worry, the skies will not be cluttered with African helicopters.
	The roads might.
	There may be more traffic, but that's about it.
	Just footage from Wakaka.
	Go to 2.9.
	Everyone is dreading the concept.
	The very possible possibility.
	I'm going to say even likely.
	What if the weakest president we ever had were re-elected?
	Republicans release brutal AI video, what?
	AI video, depicting what will happen if Biden wins, including war in Taiwan, National Guard on U.S. streets, and more homeless in San Francisco.
	Yeah, did you see this 12A?
	Our president is so weak that Iran is just stealing oil tankers that are bound for America and saying, they bumped into one of our boats, so we're confiscating it.
	That's an act of war.
	What was World War One about?
	Some guy with a mustache got shot on his way to work.
	I mean, he declared a world war?
	Wait, is that what that links to?
	Oh, shit.
	It does.
	Look at Iran.
	I don't know.
	Tanker.
	And Iran.
	That video of Tucker fishing in Central Park is years old.
	People are loving.
	Yes.
	And then their terrorist military get on a Chinook helicopter and they go, yeah.
	U.S. confiscates Iran oil cargo on tanker amid Tehran tensions sources.
	Wait, we...
	U.S. conf...
	And days later, Iran sees another oil-laden tanker in retaliation, according to America.
	Yeah.
	So we are taking tankers we're owed, and then they're just randomly stealing tankers that they aren't owed because we have a weak president.
	If I was Xing Ping, Ting Ling Ching of China, I would definitely invade Taiwan right now.
	Perfect time.
	It's fish kiss.
	Perfect time to invade Taiwan.
	You have an inept president who Loves China, by the way, and is in bed with China.
	Gotta be a big bed.
	So, yeah, go back to 2-9.
	I want to see this dystopian commercial.
	2-9.
	Go back to 2-9.
	Yes, there we go.
	We can now call the 2024 presidential race for Joe Biden.
	My federal American.
	My former Americans.
	My fellow Americans.
	He doesn't know what America is.
	Financial markets are in free fall as 500 regional banks have shuttered their doors.
	Border agents were overrun by a surge of 80,000 illegals yesterday evening.
	Officials closed the city of San Francisco this morning.
	That's not even a big number.
	80,000 happened like every two days?
	Yeah.
	What are you talking about?
	They're like, oh, rush the border of the 80,000 immigrants rush the border.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's not even that big.
	No, that's what's happening now.
	It happens.
	...closed the city of San Francisco this morning, citing the escalating crime and fentanyl crisis.
	Who's in charge here?
	It feels like the train is coming off the tracks.
	That's kind of a sneaky trick, by the way, that our side did.
	It's an AI-generated video.
	Yeah, you typed in like border, you typed in National Guard, San Francisco.
	That's just what you use for the imagery.
	But when you say artificial intelligence generated, the implication is that if Biden wins, this will happen.
	The computers just said so.
	It's not my opinion.
	The computers did it.
	Good trick.
	I like that.
	We have an ad we made for Joe Biden.
	A lot of work went into this free app.
	And by the way, if you steal our content and put it on YouTube, try to keep it on your 10 minutes.
	But everything that's free, take the whole thing.
	We'd love to put it on YouTube.
	We're banned.
	We're on Gab BitChute.
	Actually, go to linktree.com slash censored.tv.
	We also have a brand new video.
	Linktree.com slash censored TV.
	Censored TV is all one word?
	I think it's censored.tv.
	Well, pull it up yourself there, penis lips.
	Urethra, if you look really closely at the hole there where your peacub's out, there are kind of little tiny lips.
	Yeah.
	Not like giant ones, but there is a little crease there.
	Good enough to make it sing a song.
	You're trying to make a new girl laugh.
	You ever try to make it talk and it looks like the, when you're a kid?
	Do you go through that phase where you made it talk like the plant from a little shop of horrors?
	So it's right on our page here.
	If you go to.
	Yeah, linktree.com, censored.tv.
	So it's not dot.
	No, the TikTok.
	You just said dot.
	The TikTok is dot.
	Okay.
	This is one of our very click on that, and then we have all our stuff there.
	I got to put the TikTok on there, too.
	We have a locals.
	Oh, yeah.
	Rumble.
	Okay, don't write that down, Ryan.
	You're not good at remembering things.
	TikTok, Linktree.
	all right let's get to this awesome commercial we made Freedom.
	Personal freedom is fundamental to who we are as Americans.
	There's nothing more important, nothing more sacred.
	That's been the work of my first term, to fight for our democracy.
	This shouldn't be a red or blue issue.
	To protect our rights, to make sure that everyone in this country is treated equally and that everyone is given a fair shot at making it.
	But you know, around the country, MAGA extremists are lining up to take on those bedrock freedoms, cutting Social Security that you've paid for your entire life while cutting taxes for the very wealthy, dictating what health care decisions women can make, banning books, and telling people who they can love, all I'm making it more difficult for you to be able to vote.
	It's up to us.
	By the way, he gave me permission to touch him.
	What was with that demonic laugh when he said he gave me permission to touch him?
	Oh, yeah, because you've been accused of being a pedophile.
	So now you got permission with this one, not the others.
	I love when the president does his pedophile jokes.
	Did you hear the way he said social security?
	So jerty.
	Let me see.
	Small, man.
	It's so jerky.
	Let me make sure he get out of there.
	Imagine you were directing him, and that was like take 16.
	I literally did that in my head.
	You just got to.
	And then his handlers are like, to you, they're getting pissed off.
	Can we wrap?
	This has been quite a long day.
	And you're like, I'm just trying to do my job.
	I need him to say social security.
	He keeps going, social security.
	It's not security.
	I want to do a deep dive maybe next step about the books being banned.
	Because the books we want banned are the ones that have guys blowing each other, the graphic novels like genderqueer and all that stuff.
	Tony Morrison, I mean, I bet there is some dumb school super right-wing nut bars that banned Tony Morrison, but that's not the pattern.
	The pattern generally is you guys are sending dirty gay sex books into our schools and we're trying to get them out.
	And you can check, by the way, the reading list at censored.tv.
	I think I made it free.
	My kids' reading list he got, where like 80% of them were about the Klan and being a little black girl in the South in 1940.
	Like six different covers have this little girl with pigtails and like a Klansman behind them with a burning cross.
	Wait, this is...
	This is ABC News or NBC News?
	Their list of conservative banned books.
	They want more than 400 titles predominantly focused on young adult books with LGBTQ characters, scenes describing sexual activity, or invoking the occult.
	What's the problem?
	Oh, none of the books are in the library's collection.
	Okay, so then what's the problem?
	All right.
	They want them preemptively banned.
	We'll do some work on that.
	So I thought it was interesting in their side's ad, where he talks about how important it is to be an American and personal freedom.
	This is the guy who has no idea what an American is.
	He says it doesn't mean anything.
	And then Johnny Cash comes along and explains to him what it means.
	It's pretty simple, folks.
	In fact, I would argue one of the greatest things about America is how perfectly simple it is.
	The Constitution.
	Say two.
	Two.
	Okay.
	I thought you said say two.
	So that's my way of seguing the next link.
	Oh, you say two.
	Yes.
	3-1.
	3-1 is the next link.
	It's an Instagram video, yeah.
	Okay.
	There's nothing special about being an American.
	About being an American.
	None of you can define for me what an American is.
	I am the nation.
	I was born on July 4th, 1776, and the Declaration of Independence is my birth certificate.
	The bloodlines of the world run in my veins because I offered freedom to the oppressed.
	I'm many things and many people.
	I am the nation.
	I'm 200 million living souls.
	I'm Nathan Hale and Paul Revere.
	I stood at Lexington and fired the shockers around the world.
	Washington, Jefferson, Patrick Henry.
	I'm John Paul Jones, the Green Mountains.
	I wish our kids would learn about this in school.
	I'm Lee.
	These names.
	There's nothing special about being American.
	Nothing special about being American.
	That's the fucking president, folks.
	Wow.
	Do you have any interesting insights about the president and the state of the union and where we're at these days?
	Well, there seems to be this thing happening where I suppose maybe it's because of the traditional sort of bounce back from the...
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Touch it.
	Well, Jinx.
	Child being taken from parents because they won't accept trans woke ideology in Germany.
	The guy sent the same link twice because he said moron.
	But this was shocking.
	And when I watched this, I thought, what the fuck?
	I'm on Muslim side now.
	I'm supporting Islam.
	His traditional Muslim family said that LGBT and trans isn't a thing.
	So the police are taking the boy away because that's child abuse.
	Don't think this Germany is so far from us.
	We got female cops too.
	You know, you see this in America with divorce.
	The dad loses custody because he refuses to...
	Dude, I would be going to jail if someone did that to my kid.
	Can you imagine?
	Look at the old lady that's a cop.
	She's like a 60-year-old woman.
	Is that a woman or a man?
	Can you imagine the police coming and take away your kid because you're not supporting trans enough?
	I mean, everyone would be dead.
	Where's the father?
	And where are the parents, by the way?
	Sitting on the bed recording?
	Can you believe this shit?
	They're taking my kids away just because I don't want them to be raped.
	I got interviewed by the BBC the other day about Proud Boys.
	And he said he spoke to one ex-Proud Boy who said protesting Drag Queen Story Hour is a bad look and it gives the left fodder, which is true if they say faggot.
	But if they focus on the sex, no, I think it's an important battle.
	And I go, I support protesting that.
	And he said, oh, do you really think that a story hour is that dangerous?
	So I lost my shit.
	And I said, no, I'm not saying kids are getting raped at this thing.
	I'm saying you're bringing sex into a children's space.
	It's a sexual thing.
	They look like strippers.
	They are the strippers of the gay community.
	And I don't want strippers reading to kids.
	If a gay dude reads to kids, no one gives a shit.
	And no one's ever given a shit about drag queens.
	So shut up about that.
	Stop thinking or pretending that we're offended.
	I go, I can list at least a dozen cases where someone, at least tangentially related to drag queens, whether it's a promoter, an actual drag queen, has been busted for child sex pedophilia.
	That's dangerous.
	So it leads to a dangerous territory.
	It leads to Desmond is Amazing at a bar in New York at 2 in the morning, and people are putting money in his fucking costume at a gay bar.
	He's 12.
	That's dangerous.
	And I go, do you know who Desmond is Amazing is?
	And he goes, no, I don't.
	Okay, so you don't understand this.
	So you don't have the right to give me that little pissy comment.
	Do you think it's so dangerous when you don't know?
	And then reporters always get nervous because they realize I'm already botching this interview and I'm supposed to be pretending I'm on his side to get him to talk.
	And I already made him mad.
	I go, if you don't know who Desmond is amazing is, shut up about this subject.
	Okay?
	I just got remad talking about it.
	But that's one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
	And please, if this was Iran or Pakistan, I'd say, oh, well, shithole country.
	Germany is the West.
	This is happening on our territory.
	And we are not that far off.
	Do you know Kyle Becker, only source I can find on this story, whistleblower who is planning to reveal explosive information on Biden family corruption, has disappeared?
	Dr. Gal Luft, the co-director of the Washington-based Institute for the Analysis of Global Security, was praying to reveal explosive information about a Biden family international corruption scandal.
	Now he's suddenly gone missing under mysterious circumstances after Larnaca court had released him on bail.
	So this is why you need to get behind the paywall and follow news like this because the media, as Tucker pointed out, has been compromised.
	And you will never hear stories like that.
	I'm not saying take that for granted and accept it as fact, but you now have something to look up on your own that you will never hear about on Fox News Or on Daily Beast or on MSNBC or any other news source.
	This is where you get to discover real stories on your own time.
	Don't have Eddie back.
	He seems like a great guy, but he's frustrating.
	He derails the show when he rambles.
	Eddie had had a few drinks last night.
	Mercedes, can you do an episode where you talk to Mercedes longer?
	Some people really hate those calls, but I thought, and again, you'll never see that on any news source.
	San Bernardino Jail, where Mercedes is falsely imprisoned because she's MAGA, and the dad got the daughter to say terrible things that aren't true.
	Her jail was hacked.
	And now they can't do anything.
	Just think of a jail from 1950.
	That's what the jail is now.
	They can't book appointments.
	They can't communicate with each other properly.
	They can't verify everything.
	It's all been leaked.
	Their DNA has been leaked.
	The jail has basically been shut down by hackers who are demanding $5 million to turn it back on.
	And the jail has no idea what to do.
	And they have no idea how to fix it.
	And the whole thing happened because some affirmative action moron clicked a link she wasn't supposed to click.
	So that's not boring.
	That I want to hear about.
	We have a guy saying, doing my heart bleeds for Africa thing, which I've been doing with my friend Mark since 1990.
	We say it to each other every time we hear about trouble in the third world.
	Oh, the Hootsies are killing the Tootsies and the Zulus are murdering the Hulus and my heart bleeds for Africa.
	That was pretty good.
	But you got to get a little more rolling into it.
	Like, oh, the Hootsies are killing the Tutsis, who are killing the Hulus, who are killing the Zulus.
	How my heart bleeds for Africa.
	You got to say it like Uncle Monty.
	Oh, my boys, my boys.
	We're at the end of an age, and soon I will be swept up by some ugly little chuma.
	It's not ugly, it's like...
	A hideous little tumor, yeah.
	Hideous little tumor.
	Wigglesworth was his boyfriend when he was younger.
	We would ride tandem on bikes with our poetry book stained with the butter of tea and crumpets.
	Not to promote the site again, but censored.tv, the with nail and I watch along with Milo, the aforementioned in this preview.
	Oh, I forgot we did that.
	It's the best way to watch this movie.
	I mean, because...
	Eddie!
	Let's see if he knows he's fired.
	Hey, Gavin, I just want to let you know, man.
	Hey, Kevin.
	Ah, you do answer a phone.
	You lied.
	Well, we're live on air.
	Oh, cool.
	Who are you with?
	You with Anthony?
	No, I'm with Opie.
	Get out.
	You are not.
	I am.
	We're becoming best friends.
	Tell Greg to say hi.
	Okay, Greg, say hi.
	Hey, brother man.
	Did you hear that?
	I heard it.
	How's it going?
	How's it going, Greg?
	Not bad.
	I mean, it's going good.
	You know, Gavin, I've had my problems with Gavin, but he's a good guy.
	I can hear him saying something, but it's coming in like blah, blah, blah, blah.
	What did you listen?
	Are you holding my blue pink hostage?
	Oh, yeah.
	I'll bring it to the bar.
	Don't worry about it.
	Keep it.
	Leave it there.
	All right.
	I'm sure my buddy John will love it.
	Am I still in your good graces?
	Oh, man.
	I watched that.
	Oh, my God.
	It got bad towards the end.
	Yeah, you fell in the bathroom.
	Is it my time to be the drunk?
	I didn't realize.
	Nobody told me ahead of time.
	You did a good job of being drunk.
	I got to go.
	All right.
	Take care.
	Good talking to you.
	I'm out of here.
	Bye.
	Hey, Gavin, I called yesterday in the live show to talk about.
	Well, then you don't get your letter read on the show.
	I'm sorry.
	That's just too much information.
	No.
	I called yesterday on the live show to ask about mandatory transgender training in police forces, but I just wanted to know what your thoughts are on transgender people being in the military.
	I think it destroys our effectiveness, and we shouldn't let mentally ill people in the military.
	I totally agree.
	If I can't tell that you're a chick or a dude, don't ask, don't tell, then I'm not going to complain.
	But these ones where you can tell, it's like they don't let people in who are depressed.
	They don't let people in who have flat feet.
	Like, there's a lot of reasons your life is at stake here.
	We can't be messing around.
	Okay, he's calling me back now.
	Fuck off.
	You know what might be interesting?
	Because you read that next letter about the 15-year-old or whatever.
	Yeah, 15-year-old watching the show cringing at the F-word.
	Yeah.
	If we paid somebody $30 an episode and we have every episode is edited in a secret stowaway thing so you can watch it completely with no cusses.
	You know, for work version.
	I think I'm going to change your nickname to Shitty Ideas Rivera.
	S-I-R, sir.
	Shitty Ideas Rivera.
	I don't like that name.
	You resemble that remark.
	All right, let's get down to the final video, shall we?
	Aha.
	It's the one.
	Uh-oh.
	I don't know.
	And that's why I thought the last link was.
	Okay.
	Well, let's get to it anyway.
	Oh.
	Oh!
	Final video.
	We're back.
	Ready?
	Yes.
	Sorry.
	And you're wrong to think that.
	To think that you forgot the final video?
	Your mic was off.
	Let's check out.
	Yeah, maybe.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Let me think about it.
	Okay, dude.
	No.
	Let's do Baby Cracking Up at His Own Face.
	It's in the GOML master list at the end.
	That was one of the last.
	It's almost the last one.
	Let's get to it, mate.
	Sorry about that, folks.
	We were having some technical difficulties, and I'd like to apologize from the bottom of my heart.
	That's not who I am, and that's not what this network is about.
	This network is about babies being cute, and people making families, and guys getting on with their lives.
	Stop wasting this bitch's time.
	You've been dating her for six years.
	And, ladies, if he's not ready in nine months, he's not ready in nine years.
	So, shit or get off the pot, guys.
	You've been partying since you were 14.
	You're 32 years old.
	Put a ring on it.
	Make a baby.
	If you're taking liberal arts in college, drop out and get a trade.
	And may I add to that?
	It'd be funny if you just said no.
	Let's try it again.
	Okay.
	And action.
	And can I add to that, please?
	No.
	So let's check out this baby.
	I did have something to add to that, though.
	Okay, what?
	Just tell your wife to get off or your girlfriend to get off birth control and then just pull out.
	And if a mistake happens, it's really a miracle, bud.
	But then you get to actually know each other because that hormonal shit she's going through is new.
	Yeah, that's another thing going on.
	Like these women who are dating on birth control, they get married, they get off birth control, and they look at their husband and go, what the fuck have I done?
	Or vice versa, too.
	You never know who they are.
	They're being hormonally weirded out.
	Yeah, yeah, that's true, too.
	All right.
	Take it away, baby.
	Seth Rogen thinks this is boring.
	I love you.
	I'm going to go.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm sorry.
	We have that same mirror.
	Surprising I'm not sure.
	Holy shit, that is proof God exists.
	Every time they laugh, they're dying laughing.
	Have you noticed that?
	It's never a giggle.
	It's like I'm out of air.
	You know, if you put Seth Rogan's laugh in between that, this is what we could have had.
	Yeah.
	What laughs better, Seth Rogan's or that baby's?
	All right, folks, have a fun weekend.
	Get off your phone.
	Talk to people.
	Touch the grass.
	Stop staring at screens every waking moment.
	Enjoy yourself.
	You've been given the gift of life in the greatest countries, the West, available to man.
	Let's not squander it.
	Be yourself.
	If you love Trump and you live in an anti-Trump environment, don't lie and hide it.
	If that gets you in trouble, fine.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Music.
	You faded my limbs and gave me AIs.
	Bam, ba-bam, bam-bam-boom-bam.
	Down deep, rabble will speak before the things we've done.

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