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March 24, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #186 - MILLIONS OF DEAD CONSERVATIVES
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This is for all you fascist, bigoted, proud boys.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn.
Kevin McInnes full of one-breath bullshit.
Oh, completely obnoxious, and you, you get the ultimate tool.
D, you're a devil-gott worshiping troll.
D, a bully without a right sway.
Oh, for fructing justice.
Why, you bastard bull, please go away.
What up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, Oh, proud boy, it really is you.
Everyone says real mean things about you.
You're a traitor, you crazy like psychotic Trump.
I want that you're a jerk for me.
What did he say?
That psychotic Trump.
Yeah, that was our guy.
That was MDC.
One of my favorite bands growing up.
They used to be called Millions of Dead Cops.
They're now called Millions of Damn Conservatives, or Dead Conservatives.
And that song's called Proud Boys.
It's a revamp of their song Skinhead, which is about Nazi skinheads and how horrible they are.
And now they hate Proud Boys, which is weird because I know Dave MDC.
We had him on the show once.
We had a punk episode many years ago with John Joseph from the Cro-Mags, and Dave MDC called in.
He stayed at my house in 1988.
He's a sexual deviant who smells farts and has sex with trannies.
Isn't it funny how all this comes full circle?
And the guys that you used to like now call you a Nazi?
Oh, yeah, pigtails.
Maybe they're right.
Maybe I am a fucking Nazi.
I don't know.
I sent you a picture of us opening for MDC during that tour.
The Skinhead Tour.
I think it's on a road trip mix.
We dressed up as ladies.
There's me in 1988 biting Blake's tit.
He was the guitarist.
He had fake tits on it.
I ate them.
And then they stayed at our house that night.
The drummer, Auschwitz, was horrified by our drummer, Aiden Gert's nativity scene he made out of boogers.
We also had a piece.
I shit green once, a green shit.
So we put it in a jar in the living room.
And over the months, the green left the shit.
And it was a brown shit with this green aura around it.
We had a lot of religious artifacts made from our bodies.
That's definitely an interesting concept there.
And here we are.
And he thinks we're bad now.
Welcome to Cops and Robber.
We have our robber, Maddie Odell.
What's up, everybody?
Good to see you.
Did many years in jail and deserved it all.
And then we have the kind of gentleman that put him behind bars.
Mr. Trooper Dickman and John, the retired Bronx cop.
Two retired.
He's not retarded.
Semi-rejarded Ryan.
Also in Mi News, I saw this rap battle.
What's more embarrassing than being a 40-something white rapper and having rap battles?
Like maybe in 2000, that's, I guess, okay.
But in 2023, doing rap battles at our age?
Trying to break into the industry?
Oh, at 40?
All right.
They ran out of money.
They're looking to get 40.
Look how old that guy is.
He's my age.
Hey, kids, I can't go to your baseball game tonight.
I'm going to be doing a rap battle.
Sorry.
What is he wearing?
Is that a woman in the backwards baseball hat?
He has posters on his wall of Gavin Nikinnis.
His fans and his friends want him to come back to me.
I'm an insult.
Nikinis.
I'm an insult.
I don't even have a poster of you on my wall.
Did I make a poster?
Would that sell?
Just like...
*Pffft*
Watch yourself.
I want you.
I've been on a, what, a week-long bender since St. Patrick's Day, which is where we spent some time with John.
Judging by the pictures, I guess we beat the shit out of someone.
I think he fell.
Yeah.
You know, McLaren Avenue in Yonkers is amazing.
McLean.
McLean.
McLean, sorry.
I think there's a bar every 10 feet.
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