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Proud Boys Rap Battle
00:04:46
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| This is for all you fascist, bigoted, proud boys. | |
| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn. | |
| Kevin McInnes full of one-breath bullshit. | |
| Oh, completely obnoxious, and you, you get the ultimate tool. | |
| D, you're a devil-gott worshiping troll. | |
| D, a bully without a right sway. | |
| Oh, for fructing justice. | |
| Why, you bastard bull, please go away. | |
| What up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, Oh, proud boy, it really is you. | |
| Everyone says real mean things about you. | |
| You're a traitor, you crazy like psychotic Trump. | |
| I want that you're a jerk for me. | |
| What did he say? | |
| That psychotic Trump. | |
| Yeah, that was our guy. | |
| That was MDC. | |
| One of my favorite bands growing up. | |
| They used to be called Millions of Dead Cops. | |
| They're now called Millions of Damn Conservatives, or Dead Conservatives. | |
| And that song's called Proud Boys. | |
| It's a revamp of their song Skinhead, which is about Nazi skinheads and how horrible they are. | |
| And now they hate Proud Boys, which is weird because I know Dave MDC. | |
| We had him on the show once. | |
| We had a punk episode many years ago with John Joseph from the Cro-Mags, and Dave MDC called in. | |
| He stayed at my house in 1988. | |
| He's a sexual deviant who smells farts and has sex with trannies. | |
| Isn't it funny how all this comes full circle? | |
| And the guys that you used to like now call you a Nazi? | |
| Oh, yeah, pigtails. | |
| Maybe they're right. | |
| Maybe I am a fucking Nazi. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I sent you a picture of us opening for MDC during that tour. | |
| The Skinhead Tour. | |
| I think it's on a road trip mix. | |
| We dressed up as ladies. | |
| There's me in 1988 biting Blake's tit. | |
| He was the guitarist. | |
| He had fake tits on it. | |
| I ate them. | |
| And then they stayed at our house that night. | |
| The drummer, Auschwitz, was horrified by our drummer, Aiden Gert's nativity scene he made out of boogers. | |
| We also had a piece. | |
| I shit green once, a green shit. | |
| So we put it in a jar in the living room. | |
| And over the months, the green left the shit. | |
| And it was a brown shit with this green aura around it. | |
| We had a lot of religious artifacts made from our bodies. | |
| That's definitely an interesting concept there. | |
| And here we are. | |
| And he thinks we're bad now. | |
| Welcome to Cops and Robber. | |
| We have our robber, Maddie Odell. | |
| What's up, everybody? | |
| Good to see you. | |
| Did many years in jail and deserved it all. | |
| And then we have the kind of gentleman that put him behind bars. | |
| Mr. Trooper Dickman and John, the retired Bronx cop. | |
| Two retired. | |
| He's not retarded. | |
| Semi-rejarded Ryan. | |
| Also in Mi News, I saw this rap battle. | |
| What's more embarrassing than being a 40-something white rapper and having rap battles? | |
| Like maybe in 2000, that's, I guess, okay. | |
| But in 2023, doing rap battles at our age? | |
| Trying to break into the industry? | |
| Oh, at 40? | |
| All right. | |
| They ran out of money. | |
| They're looking to get 40. | |
| Look how old that guy is. | |
| He's my age. | |
| Hey, kids, I can't go to your baseball game tonight. | |
| I'm going to be doing a rap battle. | |
| Sorry. | |
| What is he wearing? | |
| Is that a woman in the backwards baseball hat? | |
| He has posters on his wall of Gavin Nikinnis. | |
| His fans and his friends want him to come back to me. | |
| I'm an insult. | |
| Nikinis. | |
| I'm an insult. | |
| I don't even have a poster of you on my wall. | |
| Did I make a poster? | |
| Would that sell? | |
| Just like... | |
| *Pffft* | |
| Watch yourself. | |
| I want you. | |
| I've been on a, what, a week-long bender since St. Patrick's Day, which is where we spent some time with John. | |
| Judging by the pictures, I guess we beat the shit out of someone. | |
| I think he fell. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know, McLaren Avenue in Yonkers is amazing. | |
| McLean. | |
| McLean. | |
| McLean, sorry. | |
| I think there's a bar every 10 feet. | |