Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #186 - MILLIONS OF DEAD CONSERVATIVES
Aired: 2023-03-24
Duration: 04:54


=== Proud Boys Rap Battle (04:46) ===

[00:00:08]  This is for all you fascist, bigoted, proud boys.
[00:00:14]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn.
[00:00:19]  Kevin McInnes full of one-breath bullshit.
[00:00:29]  Oh, completely obnoxious, and you, you get the ultimate tool.
[00:00:35]  D, you're a devil-gott worshiping troll.
[00:00:40]  D, a bully without a right sway.
[00:00:43]  Oh, for fructing justice.
[00:00:47]  Why, you bastard bull, please go away.
[00:00:52]  What up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, Oh, proud boy, it really is you.
[00:01:03]  Everyone says real mean things about you.
[00:01:05]  You're a traitor, you crazy like psychotic Trump.
[00:01:10]  I want that you're a jerk for me.
[00:01:12]  What did he say?
[00:01:13]  That psychotic Trump.
[00:01:15]  Yeah, that was our guy.
[00:01:16]  That was MDC.
[00:01:17]  One of my favorite bands growing up.
[00:01:18]  They used to be called Millions of Dead Cops.
[00:01:20]  They're now called Millions of Damn Conservatives, or Dead Conservatives.
[00:01:24]  And that song's called Proud Boys.
[00:01:27]  It's a revamp of their song Skinhead, which is about Nazi skinheads and how horrible they are.
[00:01:33]  And now they hate Proud Boys, which is weird because I know Dave MDC.
[00:01:37]  We had him on the show once.
[00:01:39]  We had a punk episode many years ago with John Joseph from the Cro-Mags, and Dave MDC called in.
[00:01:46]  He stayed at my house in 1988.
[00:01:50]  He's a sexual deviant who smells farts and has sex with trannies.
[00:01:57]  Isn't it funny how all this comes full circle?
[00:02:00]  And the guys that you used to like now call you a Nazi?
[00:02:05]  Oh, yeah, pigtails.
[00:02:06]  Maybe they're right.
[00:02:06]  Maybe I am a fucking Nazi.
[00:02:08]  I don't know.
[00:02:11]  I sent you a picture of us opening for MDC during that tour.
[00:02:16]  The Skinhead Tour.
[00:02:17]  I think it's on a road trip mix.
[00:02:19]  We dressed up as ladies.
[00:02:22]  There's me in 1988 biting Blake's tit.
[00:02:26]  He was the guitarist.
[00:02:27]  He had fake tits on it.
[00:02:28]  I ate them.
[00:02:30]  And then they stayed at our house that night.
[00:02:32]  The drummer, Auschwitz, was horrified by our drummer, Aiden Gert's nativity scene he made out of boogers.
[00:02:39]  We also had a piece.
[00:02:40]  I shit green once, a green shit.
[00:02:43]  So we put it in a jar in the living room.
[00:02:45]  And over the months, the green left the shit.
[00:02:48]  And it was a brown shit with this green aura around it.
[00:02:52]  We had a lot of religious artifacts made from our bodies.
[00:02:56]  That's definitely an interesting concept there.
[00:02:59]  And here we are.
[00:03:00]  And he thinks we're bad now.
[00:03:01]  Welcome to Cops and Robber.
[00:03:03]  We have our robber, Maddie Odell.
[00:03:05]  What's up, everybody?
[00:03:06]  Good to see you.
[00:03:07]  Did many years in jail and deserved it all.
[00:03:09]  And then we have the kind of gentleman that put him behind bars.
[00:03:12]  Mr. Trooper Dickman and John, the retired Bronx cop.
[00:03:16]  Two retired.
[00:03:17]  He's not retarded.
[00:03:20]  Semi-rejarded Ryan.
[00:03:26]  Also in Mi News, I saw this rap battle.
[00:03:29]  What's more embarrassing than being a 40-something white rapper and having rap battles?
[00:03:37]  Like maybe in 2000, that's, I guess, okay.
[00:03:41]  But in 2023, doing rap battles at our age?
[00:03:46]  Trying to break into the industry?
[00:03:47]  Oh, at 40?
[00:03:49]  All right.
[00:03:50]  They ran out of money.
[00:03:51]  They're looking to get 40.
[00:03:52]  Look how old that guy is.
[00:03:53]  He's my age.
[00:03:56]  Hey, kids, I can't go to your baseball game tonight.
[00:03:58]  I'm going to be doing a rap battle.
[00:04:00]  Sorry.
[00:04:04]  What is he wearing?
[00:04:06]  Is that a woman in the backwards baseball hat?
[00:04:12]  He has posters on his wall of Gavin Nikinnis.
[00:04:14]  His fans and his friends want him to come back to me.
[00:04:17]  I'm an insult.
[00:04:17]  Nikinis.
[00:04:21]  I'm an insult.
[00:04:22]  I don't even have a poster of you on my wall.
[00:04:25]  Did I make a poster?
[00:04:26]  Would that sell?
[00:04:27]  Just like...
[00:04:28]  *Pffft*
[00:04:31]  Watch yourself.
[00:04:32]  I want you.
[00:04:34]  I've been on a, what, a week-long bender since St. Patrick's Day, which is where we spent some time with John.
[00:04:41]  Judging by the pictures, I guess we beat the shit out of someone.
[00:04:45]  I think he fell.
[00:04:46]  Yeah.
[00:04:47]  You know, McLaren Avenue in Yonkers is amazing.
[00:04:50]  McLean.
[00:04:50]  McLean.
[00:04:51]  McLean, sorry.
[00:04:52]  I think there's a bar every 10 feet.