March 20, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Gotta wait for it to do something. | |
| That's some moody music from Wisconsin. | |
| A guy named Kevin DeBru. | |
| And the band is Pink Reason. | |
| If you're looking for a reason, there it is for you. | |
| Welcome back to the show. | |
| I hope you had a nice weekend. | |
| I'm still recovering from a lot of partying. | |
| St. Patrick's Day really spreads out. | |
| There's the parade on Thursday. | |
| No, Friday. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then Saturday, Yonkers comes alive on McLaren Avenue. | |
| McLean. | |
| McLaren. | |
| McLean. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| And that was brutal. | |
| I knew it was time to go home when I go. | |
| I come out of the bathroom. | |
| I said to the guys I was with, guys, guys, we got to fucking wrap this up. | |
| It's 8 a.m. | |
| And they go, it's 8 p.m., moron. | |
| Thank God I didn't drive. | |
| But, and then I got a hold of some Adderall, which cures your hangover, but then you got to drink like crazy to get to bed at night. | |
| You sure do. | |
| So now I've got weird twitches and stuff. | |
| My wife's out of town, so the kids, my son, my 14-year-old growing boy, had three Nutella sandwiches last night for dinner and a bag of crackers. | |
| And then I got McDonald's for the other kid. | |
| I dropped him off late at school today. | |
| Like, you know, when you pull in and there's no other parents there, and you go, I'm a loser. | |
| I don't understand time. | |
| And I had to take him in through the front door. | |
| Pathetic. | |
| Pathetic. | |
| And then for his breakfast, I just gave him a chocolate milk from the fridge. | |
| He goes, when's mom coming back? | |
| I go, this afternoon. | |
| He goes, I go, why? | |
| And he goes, oh, because she wakes me up in time and makes sure I have breakfast. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| That's a lifelong tradition. | |
| I remember when I was a kid, my mom would go away, and my dad would just make popcorn for dinner. | |
| That's a thing. | |
| What did your dad make you when your mom went away? | |
| Lonely? | |
| One time he met us at the beach and brought sushi. | |
| Oh, so he fed you once. | |
| Yes. | |
| I don't want sushi on the beach. | |
| It was, yeah, yeah. | |
| It's not a beach food. | |
| Very few things are beach food. | |
| Well, it comes from near the beach. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You got to get out of there. | |
| We washed it. | |
| Maybe a burger? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah, a burger. | |
| You can be messy. | |
| It was wrapped up in like foil. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Burgers are good everywhere. | |
| You know how we, let's just start the show, shall we? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| You know how we always complain about, what's his name? | |
| Jamie Raskin? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| He's one of the worst people alive. | |
| I'm glad his son died. | |
| Just kidding, God. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| He has cancer. | |
| God hates him even more than we do. | |
| But he had that annoying rat nest for hair. | |
| And then he started to get chemo, which just shave your head, dude. | |
| Be one of the 8 billion bald men in the world. | |
| But no, he starts coming up with kooky hats. | |
| Like he wears a little Stevens scarf. | |
| And then he'll wear like Michael Scott dressed as a gangster, blood and crip scarf. | |
| And then sometimes he'll just wear a hat. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| How bad can your chemo be? | |
| Is it making your hair come out in swastikas? | |
| What's the problem with your fucking hair? | |
| So we got an email. | |
| There he is. | |
| Look at him. | |
| Michael Scott. | |
| There he looks like he's in the occult. | |
| What a moron. | |
| And he was the head of the January 6th Committee. |
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