Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E230 - JERKS BUILT THIS COUNTRY
Aired: 2023-03-20
Duration: 04:55


=== Get Off My Lawn (04:41) ===

[00:00:13]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:20]  Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:51]  Gotta wait for it to do something.
[00:01:03]  That's some moody music from Wisconsin.
[00:01:06]  A guy named Kevin DeBru.
[00:01:09]  And the band is Pink Reason.
[00:01:12]  If you're looking for a reason, there it is for you.
[00:01:16]  Welcome back to the show.
[00:01:17]  I hope you had a nice weekend.
[00:01:18]  I'm still recovering from a lot of partying.
[00:01:22]  St. Patrick's Day really spreads out.
[00:01:24]  There's the parade on Thursday.
[00:01:28]  No, Friday.
[00:01:29]  Yeah.
[00:01:30]  And then Saturday, Yonkers comes alive on McLaren Avenue.
[00:01:35]  McLean.
[00:01:36]  McLaren.
[00:01:36]  McLean.
[00:01:37]  Oh, yeah.
[00:01:38]  And that was brutal.
[00:01:40]  I knew it was time to go home when I go.
[00:01:43]  I come out of the bathroom.
[00:01:44]  I said to the guys I was with, guys, guys, we got to fucking wrap this up.
[00:01:49]  It's 8 a.m.
[00:01:51]  And they go, it's 8 p.m., moron.
[00:01:54]  Thank God I didn't drive.
[00:01:56]  But, and then I got a hold of some Adderall, which cures your hangover, but then you got to drink like crazy to get to bed at night.
[00:02:05]  You sure do.
[00:02:07]  So now I've got weird twitches and stuff.
[00:02:11]  My wife's out of town, so the kids, my son, my 14-year-old growing boy, had three Nutella sandwiches last night for dinner and a bag of crackers.
[00:02:23]  And then I got McDonald's for the other kid.
[00:02:25]  I dropped him off late at school today.
[00:02:28]  Like, you know, when you pull in and there's no other parents there, and you go, I'm a loser.
[00:02:34]  I don't understand time.
[00:02:36]  And I had to take him in through the front door.
[00:02:40]  Pathetic.
[00:02:42]  Pathetic.
[00:02:44]  And then for his breakfast, I just gave him a chocolate milk from the fridge.
[00:02:49]  He goes, when's mom coming back?
[00:02:50]  I go, this afternoon.
[00:02:51]  He goes, I go, why?
[00:02:52]  And he goes, oh, because she wakes me up in time and makes sure I have breakfast.
[00:02:57]  Jesus Christ.
[00:02:58]  That's a lifelong tradition.
[00:02:59]  I remember when I was a kid, my mom would go away, and my dad would just make popcorn for dinner.
[00:03:05]  That's a thing.
[00:03:05]  What did your dad make you when your mom went away?
[00:03:10]  Lonely?
[00:03:11]  One time he met us at the beach and brought sushi.
[00:03:16]  Oh, so he fed you once.
[00:03:19]  Yes.
[00:03:19]  I don't want sushi on the beach.
[00:03:21]  It was, yeah, yeah.
[00:03:23]  It's not a beach food.
[00:03:25]  Very few things are beach food.
[00:03:29]  Well, it comes from near the beach.
[00:03:31]  Yeah.
[00:03:32]  You got to get out of there.
[00:03:33]  We washed it.
[00:03:35]  Maybe a burger?
[00:03:37]  I don't know.
[00:03:38]  Yeah, a burger.
[00:03:39]  You can be messy.
[00:03:40]  It was wrapped up in like foil.
[00:03:42]  Yeah.
[00:03:44]  Burgers are good everywhere.
[00:03:46]  You know how we, let's just start the show, shall we?
[00:03:49]  Oh, yeah.
[00:03:51]  You know how we always complain about, what's his name?
[00:03:53]  Jamie Raskin?
[00:03:54]  Oh, yeah.
[00:03:56]  He's one of the worst people alive.
[00:03:58]  I'm glad his son died.
[00:03:59]  Just kidding, God.
[00:04:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:02]  He has cancer.
[00:04:03]  God hates him even more than we do.
[00:04:06]  But he had that annoying rat nest for hair.
[00:04:09]  And then he started to get chemo, which just shave your head, dude.
[00:04:13]  Be one of the 8 billion bald men in the world.
[00:04:16]  But no, he starts coming up with kooky hats.
[00:04:20]  Like he wears a little Stevens scarf.
[00:04:23]  And then he'll wear like Michael Scott dressed as a gangster, blood and crip scarf.
[00:04:30]  And then sometimes he'll just wear a hat.
[00:04:32]  What are you doing?
[00:04:33]  How bad can your chemo be?
[00:04:35]  Is it making your hair come out in swastikas?
[00:04:38]  What's the problem with your fucking hair?
[00:04:41]  So we got an email.
[00:04:44]  There he is.
[00:04:44]  Look at him.
[00:04:45]  Michael Scott.
[00:04:48]  There he looks like he's in the occult.
[00:04:51]  What a moron.
[00:04:53]  And he was the head of the January 6th Committee.