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March 21, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E231 - EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
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I'm from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
They've been so glad in every town, but now they've learned the rules.
They used to be loud, they used to be tough, but now they're good to hear you.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Food boys out of jail.
They don't fight, they look just right, they've been tongs and butter now.
Can you believe we're here, kiddies?
Can you believe we're here?
John Kinsman was released from Bear Hill Correctional Facility this morning at 8:30 a.m.
Max Hare, who's after him, he's got two more days because of some bullshit with the tombs.
I forget what it was, but you know how these bureaucrats are.
So he gets out Thursday morning.
And I spoke to John.
Didn't talk to Max, obviously.
And I go, how does it feel?
You know, he's got that voice.
Yep.
And he goes, how does it feel?
Doesn't feel like anything, really.
It feels like I'm just going to another program at Bear Hill.
Which I understand.
You're not going to fucking jump out the door and go, yay, finally, let's party, you guys.
You know what it probably hits him?
When he wakes up after a night's sleep.
Yeah.
Well, I heard Maddie say once that after he got out of jail, he was up in the middle of the night to just get a glass of water.
Yeah.
He's like, wow, if I'm thirsty, I can just get up and get some water.
So I said, John, wait till you get your first cheeseburger.
I could tell they had just had sex, too.
She was very giggly.
He's not with his kids.
His kids are back with the in-laws, so they'll see them when he gets back.
But I won't be doing compound censored tomorrow because I will be partying with John.
Maybe.
Unless that's illegal, in which case I won't be.
But I'm celebrating.
So speaking of celebrating, I went to bed at like 2 a.m. last night, but I got up at 5.
So I don't feel very energetic.
I got up at 5 because I got a call from a dude who's involved in law enforcement and politics.
And he said, I'll get you into the courtroom.
Meet me in front of the 100 Center Street at 7.30 a.m.
And I was like, no, no, yeah, 7.30 a.m.
I go, so what exactly is going on?
He goes, well, the plan is this.
7.30, 7 o'clock, they go into Trump Tower, 7.30, they cuff him up.
They get the perp walk.
They get their photo options.
And then they take him into the court for booking at 8.
And then around 10, we'll start the court.
We'll start the trial.
And I go, I'm in.
So I head down there like a lunatic, and they postponed it.
Frick.
Frick.
So maybe I'll go tomorrow.
I'm not sure.
There's a lot of patriots in front of Trump Tower pissed off about this.
I think it's going to get, it's not going to push the left anywhere.
They're too stupid to understand that when you use authoritarianism, it can blow up in your face.
Like with Kavanaugh, when they were doing all that shit, I said, okay, so this is the new rule now.
Any allegation, you can't be a Supreme Court judge.
Okay.
Has it occurred to you that we're going to make allegations about your next guy or gal?
Did that pop into your head?
And Kumi was talking about this the other day.
He goes, okay, so now on some bullshit charge where, remember, I think most people go, oh, he fucked Jeremy Daniels.
Well, just for the record, there's no evidence of that.
And he did sue her and win.
So she owes him 300 grand for lying about this encounter.
Now, a lot of people, when they discuss this, the angle is, well, who cares?
So you fucked a porn star.
That was my angle.
But then today I was talking to people and I'm like, wait a minute, that hasn't even been proved.
So why are we just accepting that allegation?
Especially when we've heard that allegation a million times.
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