because we never ate it in the box of isolation Jason, why does the darkness elope Cross-sectioned?
It's not a drink.
And I don't fucking smoke.
Jason, why does the darkness halo?
Cross-sectioned, it's not a drink, and I don't fucking smoke.
Mum can't reach, and then a pause.
You look different, a large green blob.
Allergic to your own things.
Get married and go on safari.
Fucking viral, fucking Batman video.
You fucking moron.
Why don't you phone up?
Spine bend, legs sink, scooter club, shit smells.
My roadkill hat, don't touch it.
That was Sleaford Mods featuring Florence Shaw.
Force 10 from Navarone is the name of the song.
Florence Shaw was the bird we had yesterday from the band Dry Cleaning.
Great vibes, man.
Great original stuff.
I miss Tommy Robinson.
Right before COVID, I was going to fight him.
And I've been thinking about this a lot recently.
I would much rather fight Tommy Robinson than Joe Rogan.
Really?
Now, both could beat me up.
But this is very hard to explain.
But I think Tommy, and this is going to sound crazy, understands violence better than Joe does.
I immediately understand what you're saying, yeah.
Like, Joe would want to, Joe is American.
He's West Coast now.
It's part of who he is.
And he would want to show me how strong he is and how he can kick ass.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
Like, he did that unprovoked with your tie because you were wearing a tie.
Like, he doesn't even know how to introduce violence.
You're just like, you're wearing a tie.
I can kill you with that.
I don't remember that.
Yeah.
But I'm not sure how I feel about this shirt with its little wrinkle there.
These are American-made shirts.
They're like 50 bucks.
They last forever.
They're really thick.
And I like supporting American business.
I'll find out what they're called.
Should I find out what they're called?
You want me to look at the tag?
Yeah.
Come look at the tag.
That's the easiest way to look it up.
Big A, I think.
Big A. Oh, fuck.
They're tagging us, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe it's just a Haynes and I ripped off the tag?
All right, I'll dig it up.
Sorry, that's a dumb thing to waste your time with.
But like, let me explain how it would go, and then you can figure out why.
If I was to spar Tommy, he actually spars in my hometown of Luton.
I mean, sorry, Hitchen, where I was born.
So I'd be going to a boxing club that was in the town I was born in, and I just feel like he could perfectly gauge my level, you know, even if I hit him too hard, I feel like he'd be like, oh, right, Mike, take it easy.
You know?
He wouldn't get remotely mad the entire time.
By the way, I think I'm concussed from this morning.
I was doing my classic trademark bonk, bonk, bonk.
And the way it works, the way it really works is to not look up.
So you're down there, and the guy's like, oh, he's going for my belly.
So he puts his arms down.
That's how you get him.
But you're also, that's a dumb way to do it.
I should be going like this, bonk, bonk, bonk.
Right?
It's a stupid thing to do because you're like this.
So he just went wham on the top of my head.
Wow.
And my eyeballs still hurt.
Like, I feel unusual.
I almost stopped the fight.
That was odd.
A punch on the top of your head really rocks you.
And then people were talking later, like, yeah, you, blah, blah, you're going to be going that thing.
And I was like, it made me shy.
Like, I was sort of like, I don't know.
Yeah.
Yo, gee, you out?
You leaving?
Bye.
See you later.
It changed me.
Yeah, it humbles you in a way that I. Yeah, I didn't want to talk to anyone.