Feb. 13, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| *music* | |
| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness. | |
| The house is just 12 years old, soft landscaping in the garden. | |
| An electrician stuck his finger in the bug home and shouted, Yaba, her hippo Every day, he's a dick. | |
| strong one, no one, the man above, the name or word, they get upset in the head. | |
| I'm smiling constantly and people constantly stuck on me music A shadow looms around, a feeling of bees legs on my face. | |
| Safe inside a secret love. | |
| That's right. | |
| Anyway, mystical Shakespeare's shoes. | |
| a trapped person screaming That's a band called Dry Cleaning. | |
| Just this girl mocking about, sort of just talking about stuff. | |
| Kind of like a very mellow Sleaford mods. | |
| I think she did a song with them, actually. | |
| But yeah, it's good background music when you're cleaning the house, doing chores. | |
| I did a lot of chores this weekend, fucking. | |
| Put up a dartboard, put up new blinds all over the house. | |
| I always get my blinds from Amazon. | |
| They always fall apart. | |
| You know, took the kids' places, went to Ellis Island. | |
| I'm going to do a whole sort of picture day party where I show you all the stuff I did, all the places I went. | |
| In Dallas, museums, and Statue of Liberty, and JFK's spot, and all that crap. | |
| I like that concept. | |
| They used to do it in the 50s. | |
| You'd have these slides. | |
| You'd come home, you'd get your pictures developed as slides, you'd put them in a little fucking round thing, a slide projector, and then you'd have your neighbors over. | |
| Everyone was friends back then. | |
| We didn't have this national divorce. | |
| You didn't know what your friends' politics were. | |
| You didn't really care. | |
| You didn't define them by that. | |
| And then you just, I still have one in my house. | |
| And you'd show them, you'd tell them about what you saw, and it was educational and fun. | |
| And now you kind of went there. | |
| And you can decide if you want to go there. | |
| What a cool concept. | |
| We should do that again. | |
| Of course, if the pictures suck, you'd probably say, Larry, you got to edit some of those out, okay? | |
| A lot of those pictures reek. | |
| And stop repeating shit. | |
| We saw your kid like 10 times. | |
| I remember one time when I was about eight, my parents got me a camera, like a little cheap one. | |
| And they said, take some pictures. | |
| We'll have a slideshow. | |
| And I don't know what was going on in my retard brain. | |
| I just took, I just sat like on a lookout thing in a park. | |
| I guess it was sort of like a lifeguard tower, but it wasn't. | |
| And I just went and ended the whole role like that. | |
| So then I was like, check it out. | |
| It's really cool. | |
| And they go, what? | |
| You took all pictures in the same spot? | |
| Shortly after I was in the special class for special needs. | |
| That wasn't even that nice. | |
| This is like a new camera, but it's made to look vintage. | |
| Oh, cool. | |
| It's very cool. | |
| It's like $50. | |
| My idea was to give one to everybody uncensored, and then we do like a family-censored slideshow thing, but that's a lot of money. | |
| Problem is that the phone now, the pictures on your phone are fucking way better. | |
| Like the video I'm going to show you later, what's his name? | |
| Alex Stein. | |
| He makes videos when he sits down. | |
| I'll talk about that again later. | |
| That song, by the way, reminds me of the specials, Boiler. | |
| See if you can dig that up. | |
| It's about a girl who goes on a date, and then this guy wants to get shagged because he paid for her dinner. | |
| And he goes, you're nothing but an old boiler, which means like a spinster, a woman who's passed her prime. | |
| Is there a music video or is it just this? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Probably just that. | |
| It's from the early 80s. | |
| Pretty cool concept. | |
| The specials. | |
| The boiler. | |
| Jump in the middle. |
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