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Feb. 17, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #182 - NEW COPS

New cops join the show, along with famous producer Rick Ruben. Matty is very sick, and sits this one out. We watch some cop vids, take calls, and remember some great Trump moments.

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	Sounds of music From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
	Here we are Thursday nights!
	It's free!
	Lap it up, motherfuckers!
	We used to do this show in many different ways.
	It's meant to advertise the brand but the strange part about this Thursday night show is it's nothing like any other show.
	It's a very unique show.
	It's become a cops and robber show.
	We have a bunch of cops and we have a robber and we talk about shit.
	We go through cop videos.
	We take calls.
	We discuss the day's events.
	We also promote our sponsors.
	We don't do sponsors normally.
	So this show is meant to advertise the brand and it has nothing to do with the brand whatsoever.
	That opening band was Zulu, a very awesome hardcore band, black dudes.
	I think they're from LA.
	And they're not a big fan of the white guys, which hurts my feelings because I'm one of those dudes.
	But I can take it.
	I don't think you can enjoy art if you are hung up about what the people making the art feel.
	So if you hate me and you make good art, I don't care.
	I actually have friends that don't like me.
	Like Jay Johnson.
	One of the funniest people in the world.
	Comedian in L.A.
	Not a comedian, a funny dude in L.A.
	I don't think he's a big fan of the G. But when I go down there, I hang out with him.
	I torture him with my personality and we have a good time.
	We have been drinking all day.
	We're recording Anal Chinook songs with Rick Rubin.
	Rick Rubin came to my house and set up a studio and we recorded seven of eight of our live songs.
	What's going on with that framing there, Ryan?
	It's avant-garde.
	Oh, OK.
	So, Rick, thank you for the songs today.
	I don't know why you're cropped out like that.
	We recorded Pubic Lice, a women's rights song, Red Blisters.
	We recorded a song about the ozone layer, a song about acid rain.
	It's weird recording songs from a 1980s hardcore band because none of these things exist anymore.
	There is no acid rain.
	There is no ozone layer problem anymore.
	That's like a Portlandia sketch where it's like, in 2023 you're gonna be dead!
	Yeah.
	And it's like 2023.
	Well, back then we were like, in 1990 we're all gonna be dead!
	And we were like, in 1990, we're all gonna be dead. - Yeah. - It's like, well, it's been 23 years since then.
	No, 33 years.
	We also have some cops here.
	John and John, retired cops from the Bronx.
	They will be confronting Rick Rubin about various cop videos we have.
	You might be asking, where the fuck is Matty?
	True.
	Dude, do you know this story?
	No.
	I went to pick him up and he was dying of AIDS.
	What?
	He was doing the weirdest cough I've ever heard.
	We started out joking like, haha, what the fuck?
	What is that?
	And then 17 coughs later... What?
	Like it was non-stop coughs?
	Hey man, are you okay?
	It was a weird froggy like... And he was puking.
	Jesus.
	He looks horrible.
	And he goes, should I come boss?
	Should I come?
	And I was like, I'm not going to say yes to that.
	Make you sit on that chair and then you die.
	And you died for a show.
	But what I was saying to John Bud, I'm going to call you Bud and Camo.
	What I said to Bud was his dad died like five years ago when he was this age.
	So he's kind of living on borrowed time.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'm scared of that.
	I don't like that.
	Yeah, but what was that whole thing with selling the bongo drums in the meantime?
	His roommate is a Peruvian musician.
	So he was going to a concert to play bongos.
	His roommate plays, like, merengue shit.
	Merengue!
	Merengue Little strange.
	Little strange!
	His roommate's name's like Yayo.
	And Coke is Yayo.
	So he's very sensitive about being called Yayo.
	But I'm like, sorry, I can't remember your stupid names, guys.
	Every time somebody's like, I put two kilos of Yayo up my ass for a flight, he's like, don't do that.
	But everybody loves Coke.
	Sorry, Ryan, can you pull up what a kilo of Coke is?
	If you make it into a tube.
	No, too late.
	It's too late.
	You just said someone put two kilos of Coke up their ass.
	I'm guessing this is a kilo of Coke.
	No, you can't do that.
	There's no two kilos of Coke up your ass.
	Let me see.
	OK.
	I want to see a kilo of Coke next to like a jar of pickles or a banana.
	Looks like no bananas, no jars.
	Would you even put a jar of pickles?
	How convenient for you.
	Would you even make it with a jar of pickles?
	No.
	You know what I could fit up my ass?
	A grain of rice.
	I could shit out a polar bear, but I could, I could get back in one of his eyelashes.
	That's true.
	That's what I always thought with fags.
	I'm like, why do you guys want huge cocks?
	If I was a fag, I'd want the tiniest dick around.
	And I say that, I said that once to Taylor Mead at Max Fish of the Mead, you know, Mead Paper.
	Like, yeah, he was in Andy Warhol movies.
	In the 50s and 60s, he was a washed up old decrepit 70s, 70 year old fag at our bar in Lower East Side on Ludlow Street.
	And I said, Taylor, I don't get like the huge cock thing.
	Wouldn't you want a small dick?
	Like, I would want to date an Asian baby if I was a fag.
	And he slams his fists on the table, and he goes, I HATE LAZY THINKING!
	He kept screaming that, and the bouncers had to, like, grab him and take him out of the bar.
	There he is.
	They had to drag him out of the bar as he screamed, I hate lazy thinking.
	I think he's dead now.
	I was like, I don't think it's lazy thinking.
	I think it's a great point.
	I hate lazy assholes.
	Yeah.
	Be brave.
	I am a lazy asshole, but... Alright, so as you know, the way this show goes is we take calls.
	We look at cop videos.
	We read emails, and we raised money for Max and John.
	Max and John are two proud boys who beat the shit out of Antifa, not even badly.
	Like, they were fine in three days.
	And they got four years, so we raised money for them via Super Chats.
	They're getting out, dude, now!
	Wait, two months?
	What?
	No, it's February 16th.
	They're getting out, I think, in a month.
	We have been following them, supporting them, helping them for four years and it's over in a month.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	That's crazy.
	Big deal.
	So we'll be reading these and then we go behind the paywall.
	I always say we're going to go behind the paywall and I never really get around to it till the end of the show.
	So we'll see what happens.
	These are t-shirts we sell on the site.
	It says what happened in Vegas.
	Ryan made these.
	That's correct.
	I think it's a very relevant shirt.
	What happened in Vegas?
	Nobody fucking knows.
	Why don't we know?
	Because it stays in Vegas.
	I don't know anything about what happened in Vegas.
	I don't know anything about those fucking bombs.
	The pipe bombs that were in front of the DNC and the RNC headquarters.
	Nothing.
	No information.
	But we hear a lot about some country singer who said the N-word on his way home one night.
	Wallen Morgan?
	We got plenty of that!
	Thank God we have plenty of that.
	Paula Deen, she'll never have a career again.
	Pull up the Super Chats here, alright guys?
	Alright.
	And we'll read those out to start the show.
	I also, uh, get Sean's, um, I forgot to print out Sean's emails of the, um, sponsors.
	God, I've been singing hardcore punk all day and the headaches you get from that is brutal.
	It's hard to yell all day.
	And then I got my daughter, there's this retarded woman's rights song I wrote in 1987 when I was 17, and I got my daughter to sing the middle part, and I go, I want you to scream, you're really mad.
	You're like, you don't trust us, we don't know, blah, blah, blah, we're human beings, all that dumb shit that you say when you're 17.
	And she was like, you don't trust us, we don't know, we're 17.
	Go, can you get a little madder, please?
	Nope.
	And then I go, this is not usable.
	And she goes, actually, my lyrics are fire.
	The way I did it was fire.
	That's a good attitude.
	Remember that, Rick Rubin?
	That's a good attitude.
	Isn't that like Tracy Chapman angst?
	Yeah.
	It was terrible.
	So we finally got an OK take after, I'm going to say, 12 takes.
	That's a lot of takes.
	A lot of takes.
	A lot of takes.
	I did like 45 takes for this, like these solos.
	45 takes?
	Yeah, because you're just trying new stuff and the timing, you have to like feel the timing out.
	Maybe you suck.
	That's not what the tape says, right?
	We should have got Nienke Malmsteen.
	No.
	Is he available?
	He will not work with you.
	Why not?
	Because.
	What is Yngwie Malmsteen anyway?
	Is that Turkish?
	Yngwie.
	I believe it's German.
	What's an Yngwie?
	He's German?
	I believe so.
	I always thought of him as more ethnic than that.
	Yngwie.
	Yngwie Malmsteen.
	Yngwie.
	Yngwie Malmsteen.
	Now I'm saying it wrong.
	Because you say it wrong.
	On purpose.
	Oh, no.
	Let's see.
	Where's he from?
	We should also announce that Nita Fashions.
	Our most Swedish.
	My bad.
	Exciting.
	He's Swedish.
	By the way, one of the cops here didn't come because he wants to go see Gino Bisconti.
	So fuck that guy.
	He's dead to us.
	We're going to kill him.
	As long as he greets him like Pat Dixon would.
	Let me go into my WhatsApp because I'm not allowed on normal.
	What?
	Okay.
	But before we do that, let's talk about Need of Fashions.
	Need of Fashions are the people who make my suits.
	I'm wearing a t-shirt tonight.
	I wear t-shirts on Thursday nights to advertise our t-shirts.
	But 100% of the rest of the week, I'm wearing a suit.
	And the suits I wear are made by Need of Fashions.
	What they do is they live in Hong Kong, but they travel the world.
	You go meet them, they size you up.
	The pampering is amazing.
	It's a male spa.
	Men aren't used to being pampered, because we don't like it.
	I don't like a massage.
	You're rubbing me?
	Get the fuck, get off of me.
	But when someone is like, what do you think of this fabric, Gavin?
	I'm like, this feels like a nice fabric.
	How would you like a custom shirt with that fabric?
	I go, yeah, I would like that.
	And the beauty of them being in the turd world is you can get a shirt for 50 bucks.
	You can get a suit for 500 bucks.
	Now, obviously, that's the baseline.
	You move up to like a, I don't know, $100 shirt and a $1,000 suit.
	But it's the turd world.
	So it's a company for cheap, rich guys.
	And as you go up and up the line, they keep customizing it to your exact desires.
	Like what pocket goes where?
	What button shape is that?
	It's the faggiest heterosexuals can get.
	And it's pretty fun.
	Fun fact, did you know, if you got a good haberdasher, he should know which side you hang on because he makes that leg a little bigger.
	Exactly.
	They know what side your dick is on.
	So they're going to be in Adelaide.
	They're in Australia right now.
	They're going to be in Adelaide on March 1st.
	Ryan, pull up the chart here.
	They're going to be in Melbourne 2nd, 3rd, 4th of March.
	They're going to be in Brisbane.
	5th, 6th, 7th of March.
	I don't know if you guys know this, but it's no longer a prison.
	We sent our ex-cons there so long ago, they built a society!
	And now there's an opera house and all kinds of shit, people hanging out with kangaroos, fighting them.
	And then on, uh, there'll be in Sydney, uh, 8th, 9th and 10th of March.
	And I, I think I forgot to say the hotels, Intercontinental Adelaide Hotel, Intercontinental Melbourne, the Rialto, Sofitel, Brisbane Central, Intercontinental Sydney Hotel.
	They will be there.
	And I think the whole idea of Taylor's is dying.
	I don't think these guys are going to be around for very long.
	Unless we do something about it.
	Unless we fight back.
	That's right.
	Alright, so let's catch up on the Super Chats.
	What Super Chats do we got?
	We're 15 minutes into the show.
	I know I'm not the only one.
	I think I'm drunk because I forgot which side my hair goes on.
	Gavin and Ryan, my mother invited me to see my brother for his birthday this weekend.
	We are not very close.
	That's sad.
	I don't like that.
	We're not very close family, so she gets excited to have a reason to get us together.
	My mother and her husband, weird, and my half siblings are very democratic and have always been.
	However, it's gone too far.
	As now my brother wants to take hormone medication and wear dresses.
	I'm so revolted by this gross Nazi experiment being played on my brother that I cannot stand to look at him without wanting to throw up.
	My mother immediately accepted him as a chick because they're so fucking brainwashed and accepting of all the bullshit.
	Everyone is triple vaxxed and, um,
	and the likes but between that and the hormone meds and everything I feel like his time is limited as it is with the rest of my family and so I need to take time to be with them but at the same time I'm so fucking grossed out I don't know if I can stop from dry heaving and I don't want to be I don't want to be in public around this twisted Nazi experiment I'm thinking of not going because
	Of that but just wanted to get the thoughts from the real damn deal man of steel Resolve I can't see this very well by the way.
	That's why I'm reading badly.
	Thank you If you have any questions and suggestions I'll be at the chat today or I can be reached at and the list is phone number, which is weird Which sounds like bullshit.
	Maybe someone is putting up a fake phone number to fuck with the guy and these are from last week There's a police question here Whereas Asian Gab McInnes had a great idea for a show, movie commentary tracks with Gab, Ry, or Matty.
	You could do Falling Down or Saving Private Ryan, something like that, or movie vet tracks.
	Yeah, we comment on movies.
	Sure, sure.
	We're doing You People when I go away.
	What else do we have?
	Why do police always, oh, you can't see that.
	That's my bad.
	I can't see that, Ryan.
	That's my motherfucking bad.
	Alright, we're scooching.
	Why do police always arrest the man in a domestic dispute even if it's clear the man did nothing?
	Lawyers tell me not to call the police or abusive female partners because the cops would just show up and arrest the man.
	Let's bring that to John and John from the Bronx!
	It's not a hundred percent like that anymore.
	At one time, everybody was against the man.
	It was the same thing in divorce court.
	It was why the man lost his kids.
	It was why the man had to pay alimony.
	It was why the man had to pay child support because it was automatically assumed that the woman was the victim.
	We're more We're more enlightened these days.
	We realize that women can be the aggressors, women can be the people initiating the violence.
	Wait, what do you mean we?
	You've been retired for like 15 years.
	How do you know?
	No, I would say generally speaking, yeah, it's pretty much even now.
	I mean, it's, you know, when people show up, if she says that, if he says she did something, she's gonna go.
	It's not, it really is not like that anymore at all.
	Well, I've heard dudes will call the cops when they're getting a...
	Abuse, not because they give a shit about the scratches on their face or their hair being pulled or anything, but because they know that she might call the cops and they want something on record so it counteracts that narrative.
	Yeah, when that happens, it's usually, usually the rule is everybody goes at that point.
	You know, if somebody calls and she said this, he said that, well, you know what?
	Take everybody in and let the courts figure it out on the other end.
	Yeah, good.
	If I'm going, I want her to go too.
	Everybody goes.
	Although I will say I had a case one time where we went to a domestic violence call and the woman called and she came to the door and she was a big girl.
	She was probably close to my size.
	Was she African American?
	Negative.
	She was not.
	She was... Polack?
	She was some ethnicity.
	I'm not quite sure what.
	Well, there's not that many, John.
	But I was more concerned with her poor husband, who was cowering behind her, looking like he had been thrown into a bag of cats.
	At which point, we said, no, he's not getting arrested.
	Nobody's getting arrested.
	If you're not hurt, and you're not showing us any reason to arrest him, we're not arresting him.
	So did you just leave?
	We did.
	Because he didn't want her arrested, and at the time, domestic violence laws still needed a complainant to make an arrest.
	But the point is, there can be situations where you've got a guy who gets beat up and hurt, and he doesn't want anything done, what are you gonna do, you know?
	Well, this brings me to one of my favorite topics and it's an obsession of mine.
	I don't think women should be cops.
	I think cops should be either six feet tall or able to beat up someone who's six feet tall.
	They should be around 200 pounds and they should be able to run, you know, five blocks.
	Female cops can do none of that shit.
	And I forgot to number these links Ryan.
	But if you look at female cop should be called female cope.
	We have a clip here where.
	And I've seen this one billion times.
	Your job as a cop for the most part is to deal with liars and wrestle someone to the ground who doesn't want to go to the ground.
	That's probably what 80 percent of the job.
	Yeah, when it gets physical, yeah.
	If you can't do either of those things, why are you here?
	Why do women want to be cops anyway?
	I don't get it.
	I'm getting good at it.
	Probably for the same reason guys want to be cops.
	You want to, listen, on some level, you want to do good.
	You really do.
	That's great.
	Listen, I've worked with women.
	Some good, some not so good.
	But I tell you what, I've worked with guys who are useless too.
	Okay, John, but come on.
	You pull up to some dude, some simian monster who's six foot four.
	He's beating the shit out of everything that moves.
	And you and your fucking Leah Romini from King of Queens saddle up to them.
	You're alone.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You're kind of worse than alone.
	I think it goes to the point where probably a lot of people shouldn't be cops.
	That's, you know.
	This is wishy washy BS.
	Well, I mean, Let's notice patterns, guys.
	Listen, there was an old saying among cops when they first started doing the I'm OK, You're OK Academy, as they used to call it.
	You'd go up to a situation and the way the city hampered you, you'd say, police, stop, don't move.
	If you move, I'm going to say, police, stop, don't move again.
	Meaning that you have to do the dirty work.
	Cops are there for a reason.
	Cops are there because people don't want to do the dirty work.
	They're human janitors.
	They have to pick up human trash.
	Absolutely.
	And I think you've said it before.
	I don't think you should be a cop if you've never been punched in the face before.
	Absolutely.
	I don't think you should be a cop if... Honestly, I think that we should get rid of the college requirement and say, you know what?
	You should be at least 25 years old, have had some prior work experience.
	Military experience.
	Military experience is good, but just some kind of other work experience.
	You shouldn't be 21.
	Out of college, you've never even cleaned your room before, and now we're going to give you a gun and say, go help other people do some stuff.
	Absolutely.
	I think you shouldn't be a cop if you don't like being punched in the face.
	You should get punched in the face and go, oh, that was a good one.
	All right, you got me.
	But look at this woman!
	I fell asleep on the Metro North coming home.
	I ended up in Stanford, Connecticut.
	You too?
	I left my phone on the train.
	So I couldn't call an Uber or anything.
	So I'm wandering around looking for a taxi.
	There's no taxi anywhere.
	I'm in an abyss.
	And I finally see a cop car and I wave it down.
	I'm like, hey, can you help me out here?
	I need a taxi.
	This Vietnamese woman was shorter than Ryan, if you can even imagine.
	So she was like four foot two.
	Ryan's tall.
	She must have weighed, honestly, 80 pounds.
	Now, I'm not a malicious person, I'm not an evil person, so I don't want to hurt her, but part of my drunken ass was like, I could fucking punch my fist through her face and take her gun and her car if I was an asshole.
	It popped into my head.
	It's gonna pop into your head.
	Like, imagine you call the cops and a ten-year-old boy shows up.
	You're gonna be like, I could throw you across the road.
	Like, you're nothing.
	You're ephemera.
	You're a bubblegum wrapper.
	W-R-A-P, not R-A-P.
	So I just thought, why is this person, you know, a part of our authority?
	Like this person, zoom out from her Ryan, so we can see her better.
	This person is in charge of the law.
	So you've murdered like three people in your life because they were getting in the way of your drug trade and then fucking Pamela shows up and goes, party's over boys.
	Like, come on, you guys are being very politically correct.
	But I know that if she was your partner, they were like, hey, you're with Pamela today.
	You would both go, ah, okay.
	Yeah, I mean, I think if you standardized things across the board, like you said, six feet tall, 180, 200 pounds, that would probably eliminate most women anyway.
	Right!
	So you're correct.
	And I don't mind if they're pencil pushers at the station.
	Go ahead, fill out all the forms you want.
	And I also don't care about some Finnish bull dyke who could beat up everyone in this room.
	By all means, lady.
	Get in there, Ronda Rousey.
	I met her.
	Not Ronda Rousey, the Finnish cop you were talking about.
	Wait a minute, is this metaphorical or literal?
	You met Ronda Rousey?
	No, I didn't meet Ronda Rousey.
	Oh, okay, you met the super cop.
	I was a young lad with stars in my eyes, and I was on the 4 train coming home from work, another drone job for a 20-something year old before I had the career of a lifetime in the NYPD.
	And I remember some young chap with his feet up on the pole, blocking everybody from walking.
	And here comes in Miss Transit of 1984.
	Big, doughy, blonde.
	Looked like she had 67 years on the job.
	And I'm thinking, this is not going to end well.
	She was a cop.
	She was.
	And, uh, the young gentleman didn't decide to move his feet quickly enough, to which he said, hey, fucko, if you don't move your feet, I'll move them for you.
	He took one look at her.
	I looked at him.
	He looked at me and went, that's the type of woman I would have no problem being a father with on the job.
	Now that, that fat bull dyke represents 1% of female crops.
	Okay, but then hire her!
	Absolutely!
	I'm not against that.
	By the way, I'm not against that at all.
	I'm not some nut who's like, you got a pussy?
	No way, Jose!
	I'm talking about patterns.
	Like look at this.
	Look at these female cops trying to subdue a female perp and it's not going well for them because they have no, like the whole thing about being a cop is bending the arms back and getting the cuffs on them.
	That takes upper body strength.
	They have no upper body strength.
	It's not gymnastics.
	What are you guys doing to me?
	We're arresting you, bitch.
	What is it?
	Two women arresting one woman?
	Zoom in on it, Ryan.
	We don't need the top and the bottom.
	Ow!
	I can't breathe!
	Oh, it is three, yeah.
	I can't breathe!
	Yeah, but here, that's the problem.
	The problem is that we cater to the criminal.
	Alright?
	Years ago, cops had tools and it didn't go straight from talking to the gun.
	You had a thing called a nightstick.
	And it was used to clap people in the shins so that they got the idea that there was pain involved and they would submit to being arrested.
	And by the way, I never met anybody One, two, three, four, five, six, seven?
	This is not efficient here.
	- Right. - There's a reason people fight.
	They're not fighting because they're standing on the Constitution, they're fighting because they know they're caught.
	- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven?
	This is not efficient here.
	And as a taxpayer, I'm like, I want one beast.
	I want one Hulk Hogan to be just fucking kicking this bitch out from under her ankles and throwing her in the back of the car.
	You go back to the whole scenario.
	Cops do the jobs that people find distasteful.
	People don't want to wrestle other people.
	People don't want to stop robbers.
	They don't want to stop rapists.
	That's what you hired the cops for?
	Let the cops do their job?
	Yes.
	Stop telling the cops.
	It's like if you went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac and you stood there over the fry cook going, hey pal, You gotta center that burger better.
	And you're not flipping it quick enough.
	And by the way, the cheese is off center.
	And you have to have three pickles instead of two.
	No, what are you doing?
	Yeah, you know what kind of burger you're getting and what special sauce you're getting with that?
	Yeah, not everybody wants to go around smelling kids' heads, man.
	Takes a special guy for the job, man.
	Come on.
	Joe, we're talking about police.
	We're talking about police work.
	That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.
	Hey!
	It's about candy.
	It's about family.
	When you're here, you're family, alright?
	Have it your way, Todd Schott.
	If you had your break today, you'd break me a piece of cake.
	Can somebody play Hail to the Chief?
	Joe, we're talking about police work and how hard it is.
	Why are you talking about... Listen.
	I understand that, man.
	But you got cops, you got Cyclops, man.
	Cops and Cyclops?
	You got one eye, man.
	That ain't a lie, fat.
	I'm not kidding, man.
	This is not a joke.
	What?
	That's not totally off topic.
	We have the most off-topic president we've ever had in our lives.
	I have an off-topic pregnancy, man.
	No, that's a different kind of, that's... Forget what that's called.
	It's actually really horrible.
	I made a pun like that early, like this weekend, and my wife's like, you know what that is?
	And I said, no.
	And she told me, I said, that's not funny.
	I'm not gonna do that again.
	Here I am.
	Octopic?
	Is it Octopic Pregnancy?
	No, Ectopic Pregnancy.
	Ectopic Pregnancy?
	Yeah, it's horrific.
	I think it's when you're white and your kid comes out black.
	Yes, I believe that's it.
	It means your wife was cheating on you.
	Can you print out the sponsors tonight, Ryan?
	We're already half an hour in and I haven't read the sponsors.
	I didn't put them on your desk.
	Come on, man.
	Here we are.
	Hey, see now you know what it's like to be me, man.
	Come on.
	Come on, man.
	I was the vice principal under Barack Toboggan.
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	Yeah, let's all get that in the back of our trucks.
	My biggest fear, my two biggest fears this month are fighting Mike Tyson in his Prime.
	I guess I'd have to go in a time machine and like be in the ring at Madison Square Garden.
	And my second biggest fear is a massive pileup of like 80 cars during an ice storm.
	What the fuck do you do?
	Do you leave your vehicle?
	There's an 18-wheeler coming.
	No one's picking you up, by the way.
	There's not a jumbo jet that's gonna land next to the highway, fill it up with people, and then fly away.
	They can't land either.
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	We're talking about like tourniquets if you're bleeding to death and getting hit by an 18-wheeler.
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	It's a French word.
	I wouldn't turn a cat, man.
	I'd turn a dog.
	You see my dog out there?
	God, that's not what we're talking about at all.
	That's not even close.
	Have you seen that video of Biden?
	Someone is like leaning in front of him and he goes... It's in my evergreens, Ryan.
	Under my pet Biden.
	He, like, rubs his nose.
	It's not gay.
	It's not pedo.
	It's insane.
	Like, if I did it to either of you three dudes, I was just like, hey man.
	You'd go like, what the fuck?
	What are you doing?
	I see it.
	Oh, I'm just rubbing my nose on your back.
	What?
	You know, as one does.
	I can explain.
	Why are you doing that?
	I'm not gonna, but I could.
	Okay.
	Like, maybe if I was handcuffed and I had a bee on my nose?
	Why's it gotta be handcuffs?
	Fuzzy handcuffs, man.
	You've had no arms.
	That's better.
	And like, someone put a spider on my nose.
	I'd be like, I gotta get this fucking spider off my nose.
	What are you doing?
	What are you doing, Joe?
	Having some fun.
	All right.
	Are we all caught up with the super chats?
	Oh, we can't be sure.
	By the way, guys, this is over soon.
	The free portion.
	25 grand.
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	They're getting out within the month.
	So let's ramp it up here.
	Let's go bananas.
	We don't read the five dollar ones.
	They don't deserve it.
	Damn, but it's appreciated.
	Hey guys, Aussie Babymonster here.
	Love the show.
	You should go to Anita Fashions.
	We showed you the schedule.
	I have my own show that I think is quite good.
	However, I'm getting screwed with censorship.
	My dream is to be uncensored, to keep fighting without the constant suppression of my views.
	I don't expect much.
	I'm the opposite of Crowder.
	Slave wage all day.
	I bet the guy's show sucks.
	Let's look it up, Culture on Fire.
	Okay.
	Fuck Trudeau.
	The reason your show isn't popular is because it reeks, sir.
	I know I sound mean, but I'm right.
	Watch this.
	It looks pretty quality to me.
	Okay.
	How many views?
	Good thumbnails.
	14 views.
	Uh-oh.
	This one's about Sam Smith.
	Okay.
	How many views?
	14 views.
	Good intro.
	99 views.
	99 views.
	Okay, let's check this out.
	So you're just showing someone else's awesome content.
	That's fine.
	White Claws, let's go.
	I like White Claws.
	Guns, good focus.
	Isn't that Matty's favorite drink, a White Claw?
	He likes the White Claws, yes.
	He does.
	Cool background.
	Hardscape.
	Welcome to Culture on Fire.
	I'm James Jeffery.
	Hi!
	Hello!
	There's a bit going on.
	There's a new social trend of women filming themselves At the gym, trying to catch men glancing at them.
	Right, and then complaining about it on social media.
	When did he put this up?
	I hate when that happens.
	Happens to me all the time.
	Twelve days ago.
	Okay, so that was a hot topic twelve days ago.
	That seems pretty good actually.
	He only started four months ago?
	I went to shit on the guy but he actually, it looks good.
	He's only four months old, 305 views.
	That's not bad.
	It's hard to get traction making videos.
	No, it looks like a quality show and the production's nice.
	Let's see how he's grown.
	I was wrong.
	I was wrong.
	Look at this.
	He's had this good set for the whole time.
	He came in there prepared.
	Ready to rock.
	See here.
	No, that's that's not him.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	No, I was wrong.
	I was wrong.
	I assumed it would be a total amateur doing a piece of shit.
	Hey, you know what?
	Completely wrong.
	I'll subscribe.
	Boom.
	Boom!
	Better not let me down, man.
	Come on.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, guy.
	You know, it looks like you're pissing under your desk, man.
	What?
	You got a bottle of piss.
	Don't show your dick, man.
	We're on Twitch.
	Uh, no.
	Alright, let's, um, should we open up the phone lines?
	We could open up the phone lines.
	Are we caught up on the chats?
	Uh, I don't believe so.
	Oops.
	And you're showing us your desktop.
	I don't care about fives, I care about hundreds.
	Okay.
	Is there any cop guy being in there?
	Who plays Gav in his tribute movie?
	Obviously Brad Pitt.
	No, Jason Statham.
	That doesn't impress me much.
	Oh, okay.
	That don't impress me much.
	Any hundreds?
	Any hundreds I've ignored?
	Uh, no.
	Okay.
	Uh, so let's open up the phone lines and open up the, um, plug-in doohickeys, but at the same time, I would like to talk to our cop friends, both from the Bronx.
	Well, sorry.
	John A., you are Washington Heights, right?
	Yes, sir.
	And that's mostly Dominicans, isn't it?
	It was back then.
	Now it's changed.
	Now, one thing I've noticed with Dominicans in Washington Heights is they cut their hair every two days.
	Is that true, other John?
	No, just kidding.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Are you Dominican?
	What is your ethnicity, John A?
	There's no way you're not Dominican.
	Yeah, half Dominican.
	Half Dominican, half jihadist.
	Yes.
	I get all my incense for free when I go into the boat.
	Suicide bombs in Las Vegas.
	Can we see your hair there John A?
	Yeah.
	Do you get a haircut every two days?
	Nice.
	I want to say I'm due for one.
	I think I had one around 7 this morning.
	Well at least I know where my hair went now.
	Yeah it looks like it got taped up this morning.
	Yeah man.
	That's the only way to be.
	That's fun.
	They love their haircuts and they love projecting a movie onto the side of a building at 9pm and just watching movies all night as toddlers just roam around.
	Yeah.
	Like, do kids have bedtimes in Washington nights?
	Yeah, it's pretty wild.
	I mean, not just the movie thing, but now it's just street parties all day.
	Listen, I love my Dominican brothers.
	They're just darker versions of the Irish.
	I guess.
	I feel like Irish people always have bedtimes.
	They live on an island.
	None of them can swim.
	There's more of them here than there are now.
	They're all second generation and they're kicking all our asses because they're doing better than us.
	Kicking all our asses?
	Being on welfare?
	That's not really kicking ass.
	No, come on.
	Come on.
	Selling a lot of drugs.
	It's weird.
	I guess I might be a right-wing racist because every time I talk to cops they're always like, nah, nah, nah.
	That's an exaggeration.
	Come on.
	Yeah.
	You're making a drastic pattern here.
	All jokes aside, you know, we really do have to get along, you know, because we're in this together and I'm like, no!
	I must be a Nazi.
	Because I swear to God, like the worst cop I talked to is like, even like one cop I talked to who was like, He seemed super racist to me.
	And I was like, uh, I was talking about Farrakhan or something.
	And he's like, yo, the thing about Farrakhan is he likes, he's taking care of his people.
	He's looking out for his people.
	I respect that.
	Which is like kind of prison talk.
	It's like, yeah, I'm racist.
	I'm looking out for whites.
	Don't take that out of context.
	Farrakhan, he's racist.
	He's looking out for blacks.
	I respect that.
	That was a dude, I've told you about him on the show before, but I haven't told you two guys.
	He was in the Bronx in the 90s and he goes, we had an apartment in the precinct.
	You had the what?
	An apartment.
	An apartment?
	An apartment.
	An apartment.
	Where'd you have your apartment?
	In the precinct.
	Listen, Pally, what are you talking about?
	Like with a fucking sink and like a bed and a kitchen.
	No, man, who were they?
	The Rockefellers?
	We were fucking Rockefellers!
	And we fucked it up ourselves, because we started shooting at streetlights at night.
	Cops don't do that.
	Cops do not shoot their guns off at night.
	Yes, they shot their... What it probably meant, though, is they had an apartment in the confines, not in the actual building.
	Well, when I question him, I go, what do you mean you had an apartment in the precinct?
	And he goes, we had an apartment in the precinct!
	So yeah, you're probably right.
	Because that doesn't make sense, that there's a room that has a kitchen and a bed.
	Yeah, that was pretty common.
	I mean, what guys would do, historically, everybody would chip in.
	Let's say the apartment was $1,000.
	So if the whole precinct chips in $10, you can get an apartment.
	Yes, finally, the penny drops.
	That makes a hundred percent more sense than the fucking... The problem becomes when everybody wants to get laid at once.
	Then you got a hundred guys in there with the gumad going, hey, come on, it's my turn, not your turn.
	It's my turn.
	What are you talking?
	Hurry up.
	Well, the beauty of being That's the problem too with cops is they're young.
	So they want to fuck for like 20 minutes.
	You get to our age, where all cops are retired, we're like, six minutes?
	I'm in and out.
	Let's go!
	When you guys hear about the well you you were both kind of around in the crazy days like when I think of the crazy days I think of 1992 I think of David Dinkins and That was anarchy in him in New York City But every time I talked to a cop who was in that time they go it was awesome Like they enjoyed the chaos What do you prefer?
	Dinkins New York, Giuliani's New York or de Blasio's New York?
	John A. Dinkins, New York.
	Because Dinkins understood that even though we had to let people vent, we had to enforce laws.
	Giuliani was all about Manhattan.
	You know, the outer boroughs, not so much.
	Then he comes to de Blasio.
	De Blasio was about de Blasio.
	I don't know what he was about.
	He was about getting Warchest together because he thought he was going to be president.
	So if I could make you a time traveling cop and you do 20 years, what would your 20 years be?
	Dinkins.
	So, let's say, 80 to 2010?
	No, 2000?
	No, no, no.
	Dinkins was a one-term mayor.
	Yeah, early 90s.
	Well, you had 20 years to spend, my friend.
	Early 90s.
	Now you're killing me.
	Now you're killing me.
	What am I going to do?
	So you would be a Dinkins cop.
	But you weren't a Dinkins cop.
	You were a Giuliani cop.
	Actually, I was an Ed Koch cop to begin with.
	Oh, really?
	And then I was a Dinkins cop, and then I was a Giuliani cop, and then I was a Bloomberg cop.
	And your favorite was the blind retard, Dinkins?
	No, that was David Patterson you're talking about.
	I know, but Dinkins was just as blind as Patterson.
	Dinkins played to the crowd.
	Dinkins knew what was right.
	He just knew he had—he did.
	Dinkins admitted—Dinkins one time was interviewed and admitted that even though he thinks the cops should go easier on the minority community, that he was straightened out by a couple of cops, meaning he was smacked around a little bit, and that changed his life.
	He admitted that.
	But nobody remembers that.
	Wow.
	So cops like Dinkins.
	What do you think about that, John B.?
	I mean, I, you know, I was, I was Giuliani and, you know, forward era.
	So the only thing I knew about Dinkins as far as cop was from other cops.
	But as far as, I mean, I obviously lived in the city.
	I lived in the Bronx.
	I grew up in the Bronx.
	So, I mean, as far as being a resident, obviously, I would say Giuliani.
	Yeah.
	And that would just be because, you know, even though, I mean, to his point that, you know, Giuliani was obviously heavily focused on Manhattan.
	That kind of still Expanded, you know because if no matter what you do if you clean up something else, it's gonna keep going But the problem with with anything is that no one ever knows how to No one knows how to put the brakes on Right.
	So Giuliani did this amazing job.
	He cleaned it up to the nth degree Bloomberg kept it going but what ended up happening was was that even though You know, crime was so low, uh, people, guys still needed to get, you know, things to do.
	They had to find people to arrest.
	So when you walk out of the street with a beer, you end up getting, you know, jumped by six guys and that's, you know, draconian.
	Well, remember he had the cabaret law where he was arresting people for dancing in bars and then they had to reenact their dance in the courtroom.
	What the fuck is that?
	My bad.
	What are you doing?
	Alright, let's change over to taking calls.
	Uh-huh.
	Sorry about that also.
	Do the taking calls thing.
	I will do.
	My wife's out of town, so I have to check my phone to see if my children are alive.
	Wait, Gavin, can I do a call or run?
	You're on the air.
	Yes, you may.
	You are on air.
	Caller 1, you're on the air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	And you want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	And why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It was great to hear from you.
	Alright, next call.
	Bye-bye!
	Doesn't that make you miss Trump?
	I miss Trump all the time.
	Bye-bye!
	Do you guys like Trump?
	Yeah.
	Bye-bye!
	Do you like him, John B.?
	Yep.
	Just the entertainment value.
	Like that whole, pull up Brian on my evergreen, the Trump, it's in My Pet Biden, Trump versus Obama.
	Now Jimmy Kimmel put this up on his show many years ago, and he was like, what a fucking Luddite loser Trump is.
	Look at how he reacts to killing Al-Baghdadi Badabadabassi, whatever his name was.
	Al-Baghdadi!
	Compared to Obama who's so cool and collected and you're like I think I'd rather hang out with the guy Jimmy Kimmel doesn't like Because this dude this Hawaiian chick this fat Hawaiian woman, which is what he is.
	He's his mother.
	He's not a black, dude He's never he doesn't know anything about black people He can't play basketball.
	He smokes Newports because some black person told him to he's not black and The United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama Bin Laden.
	Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is dead.
	The United States launched a targeted operation against that compound.
	They did a lot of shooting.
	- Even not going through the front door.
	You know, you think you go through the door.
	If you're a normal person, you say, knock, knock, may I come here? - After a firefight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body.
	- He died like a dog.
	- They're making fun of him, but it doesn't work.
	I know, isn't it funny?
	Like, just pause for a sec, Ryan.
	This shows how divorced we are as a country.
	Because this is propaganda to show how dumb MAGA Republicans are, and we're watching it going... This is fucking great.
	Best guy ever!
	I fucking love this!
	He died.
	He did die like a dog.
	He died like a dog.
	You'd think he'd go through the front door.
	Knock, knock.
	Hello, I'm at the front door.
	But not these guys.
	They went around the side.
	It's like an episode of Family Guy.
	Yeah.
	And I don't get any credit for this, but that's okay.
	That's okay.
	And here we are.
	May God bless you.
	And may God bless the United States of America.
	And I'm writing a book.
	I would just love to know the thought process of the people laughing.
	The United States has conducted... Yeah.
	Like, because they're not laughing at what we're laughing at.
	Yeah, dude, you know the thought process.
	Yeah.
	If you sat with them, they'd be like, oh, he grabs women by the pussy.
	He's racist.
	He's sexist.
	Well, can you give me an example?
	Oh, where to begin?
	Yeah.
	I don't even know where to begin.
	He's so racist.
	That's the point, they don't know where to begin.
	It's so much.
	You know someone is full of shit when you ask them for an example of what they're talking about and they go, where to begin?
	Oh my God!
	Like if you asked me why I think Ryan is an idiot, I would go, where to begin?
	I'll begin today.
	I'll begin with what he did today.
	And I'm not going to bring it up because she'll probably be like, no that was actually, and then we'll get in a whole fucking dumb shit about what a retard he is.
	Or how much of a retard he isn't.
	See?
	See?
	Maddie's sitting at home watching the show right now going, stop that!
	I need him for my next episode!
	I'm doing ribs!
	Not countryside ribs, regular ass ribs.
	But I don't think we can do it tomorrow night.
	Dude, Matty's cough today sounded like someone was standing on a Komodo dragon.
	Dude, I texted him, he didn't text me back.
	He's puking?
	I may have to take this night off.
	But I thought he was sick for like two weeks and I said to you, I said, how long has he been sick?
	And you were like, since yesterday.
	Well, that's a subjective question.
	I mean, he's been sick for, I'm gonna say six years, but as far as this new thing.
	Dude, I've sat on a bar stool next to the guy.
	He didn't sound like that two weeks ago.
	No.
	No, he's in a very bad way.
	Can I just throw something out here?
	We're bringing hauls.
	When we leave here, we're bringing him a big bag of hauls.
	You said that in the car.
	You want hauls?
	The guy's dying.
	He doesn't want hauls.
	But can I just say something really inappropriate?
	And please tell me that... Oh, for a change.
	When someone is really sick and you think they might be dying, do you ever indulge in you at the funeral doing an awesome speech?
	I don't.
	You start planning it out right away.
	Yeah, am I the only guy that does that?
	Oh my god.
	Like your dad is like he follows going up the stairs you're like this might be the end of him and you're like you gotta have a tearful moment.
	I'm gonna have like a tuxedo on.
	You gotta have some laughs.
	No dude I want to write my own eulogy.
	I want and I want to pick somebody you know like.
	Oh I'm gonna be at your funeral Eddie.
	Oh but listen I want you I want you to do my eulogy.
	I will write it for you and by you.
	John always wondered if it was possible to cure his homosexuality.
	And I think he finally has.
	He is in heaven now.
	He wanted to transition but his penis was so huge that he didn't want to get rid of it.
	Him and Paul Lin and Liberace are dancing around on rainbow clouds.
	Hey, hey, hey, hey.
	And his poor wife has to subject herself to the knowledge that he's in a gay cloud orgy right now.
	I watch this clip every now and then and I love it.
	Just him throwing the ball.
	Just being good at everything.
	You see that clip where he throws a football through a little tiny hole for a million dollars?
	And he gives it to charity?
	No.
	His mechanics aren't bad.
	There'll be nobody like Mariana.
	Is this it?
	1992?
	Does that ring a bell?
	That rings a bell.
	What is that?
	There'll be nobody like Mariana Is this it?
	1992?
	Does that ring a bell?
	That rings a bell What is that?
	I've never seen this What a gorgeous hunk What a dude.
	What a man.
	What a dude-ass dude.
	Fuck it.
	It's hard to see, they didn't film it very well, but he does get it through the hole.
	Dude, he's no joke.
	That's a million dollars for charity.
	Total Chad.
	Who is that?
	Trump?
	It's gotta be Don Trump.
	How did you do that?
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	Who says there's not luck in football?
	You are the man!
	One time, everybody, Donald Trump!
	Why didn't Jesus chose him a long-ass time ago?
	All right, let's take some calls.
	You know what amazes me about Trump?
	What?
	When he was just a real estate magnate, everybody loved him.
	Right.
	The minute he became president, everybody hated him.
	And the same people.
	And race became a thing.
	No one discussed race and Donald Trump ever.
	Well, you gotta have file footage of Donald Trump with Mike Tyson, Al Sharpton.
	Of course.
	I'm sure there's rap videos of Donald Trump in it.
	Oh my God.
	I mean, I think he got an award from the NAACP.
	Oh, he absolutely did.
	But all of a sudden he became president.
	Well, all of a sudden he put an R in front of his name.
	Such a dumb allegation.
	I don't think people understand that men are too lazy to be racist.
	Yeah, that requires a lot of thinking about it.
	We don't have it in us.
	Hey, I got Mets tickets.
	Yeah, okay, cool.
	But one of the guys coming is a black man.
	Okay, he buys the first round.
	Well, I'm out.
	He buys the first round.
	No, thank you.
	Really, he's super funny and he's an awesome dude.
	I've known him my whole life.
	Yeah, that's not how I roll.
	I won't be sitting with a negro at our front row seats right behind home plate at the Mets game.
	No thank you.
	We got our first call, Adelaide.
	919, you're on the line.
	Who, what?
	919.
	919, you're on the line!
	- 919. - Who, what? - 919. - 919. - 919, you're on the line!
	I feel like this would be a chick. - Let's see.
	Uh-oh, Ryan.
	I can't hear you.
	Your technology's not working.
	I can't hear you.
	Hey, Rick, can you get me a beer?
	They're all warm.
	You sound like you're going to kill yourself.
	We'll put them back on the queue, and we'll take the next call.
	Let's see.
	They're all warm.
	I bet the next call won't work either.
	This is not a class show.
	All the beers are warm at this point.
	Are you sure?
	Yes, I am, because they're not in the refrigerator.
	Oh, no, the refrigerator's full.
	6-0-2, you got to welcome them in.
	It was full.
	What are you talking about?
	There's fucking 50.
	You obviously have not been paying attention.
	Dude, there's like three shelves of fucking bud in that fridge.
	Ryan, would you go to the fridge, please?
	I could.
	Welcome the caller.
	602, please.
	Oh, what a coincidence.
	The other caller isn't hearing.
	So the other caller's wrong and retarded and not you.
	602?
	I can't hear you.
	Told you.
	- You can't hear us?
	Hello?
	You can or you can't?
	I notice you're already bragging about how awesome you are at handling calls.
	Talk to him.
	Hello, how are you, sir?
	Yeah, Ryan, this isn't working, believe it or not, for a change.
	Okay, I'm gonna add another person in.
	6-3-0.
	That doesn't fix the problem.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	6-3-0?
	Wait, we got three people here.
	6-3-0, we're gonna mute you for a second.
	You have a conference call, cool.
	One of you hold.
	Wait, we got three people here.
	Wait, what the fuck?
	630, we're gonna mute you for a second.
	I'm 630.
	You have a conference call, cool.
	One of you hold.
	Hold.
	Okay, 602 is on the line.
	What?
	What's happening?
	Oh, no, he's talking to somebody.
	I think he's a truck driver.
	Hey, asshole!
	I have a dedicated round on here.
	I'm a semi-driver.
	- Oh, no, he's talking to somebody.
	I think he's a truck driver.
	- Hey, asshole, you're on a show! - I hardly ever take Ubers because most of the time, I usually just-- - Oh, he's in an Uber.
	Okay, just cut that guy.
	Thank you for calling.
	You suck.
	Brian, you're on fire.
	How?
	I'm not the guy.
	Let's see.
	6-3-0.
	What about the guy you paneled?
	Yeah, how you doing?
	Finally, a call gets through.
	Yeah, so I'm calling about Dave Rubin.
	Any new updates?
	Did he have his fake kid yet?
	His fake kid?
	Any updates?
	Yeah, I don't like Dave Rubin's fucking fake kid.
	I don't like when gays get a surrogate and make an orphan from scratch that they then adopt.
	So here's what I don't understand.
	Did he donate his own sperm or did they just swab out his mouth?
	Yeah, that was a good one.
	I guess they like, who's the, what are the ovaries?
	Like someone's sister?
	It doesn't seem very Christian.
	Like he talks about what a Christian he is.
	It doesn't seem very Christian to me to make an orphan from scratch.
	And it also seems kind of racist because there's plenty of orphans and they're all black.
	So you didn't want a black baby.
	You want to make your own white baby.
	It's not Build-A-Bear Davey.
	Yeah.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Great point.
	But I thought it was funny that...
	What was it, Media Matters talked about how evil Tim Pool is, and they said he platforms Nazis, and you're like, ooh, that sounds bad, don't platform Nazis.
	And then you read the list of the Nazis, and it's like, Dave Rubin, fuckin', Matt, what's his name, the Dilbert guy?
	Matt Walsh is on the list too, actually.
	Scott Adams.
	Gilbert Gottfried, he's a Nazi too.
	Michael Knowles.
	Michael Knowles, you're like, Michael Knowles?
	Michael Knowles is the least offensive person in the world.
	I love him, but he's not going to make your ears burn.
	Black History Month.
	Thomas Jefferson had a slave named Sally Hemings.
	She was 75% white, 25% black.
	Jefferson raped her starting at age 14 and had six kids who were 1 8th black, 7 8th white.
	Jefferson enslaved his own children and had them work on his plantation.
	Does Jefferson deserve to be kank?
	Ryan's band sucks.
	Oh, he stopped his thought and then to say that, which is mean and false.
	I see.
	So wait a minute, if you make a kid mow your lawn, you're enslaving him?
	Why is it assumed that he raped that chick, too?
	I know 14 is obviously rape in our day and age.
	Well, Jerry Lee Lewis raped a chick then because he married his cousin who was 13.
	Yeah, back then, is that really rape?
	Isn't that part of their culture, though?
	Maybe they were in love?
	Everybody wants to apply 21st century morals to... Oh, look at Christopher Columbus.
	They're like, he cut out the tongues of the aboriginals there, the natives.
	And you're like, yeah, they were cutting each other's tongues out.
	When Christopher Columbus got there, they said, can you help us?
	This tribe keeps eating us.
	I'm yelling, especially because I'm right.
	Gavin's bullshit patent quote was from 1967.
	Polish mercenary, Rafał Gomułka, was asked what it felt like to take a human life.
	He said, I wouldn't know.
	I've only ever killed communists.
	Sorry, I got the wrong guy.
	What?
	On an earlier episode, I said that Patton was asked what it's like to kill a man, and Patton said, I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed communists.
	I was wrong.
	It was a Polish mercenary from 1967.
	Who's on the line there chatting away in the background?
	7-0-1.
	7-0-1, you're having fun?
	I'm here, having fun, freezing my ass off, up in Virgo.
	Hey, can you turn up the cops' mics?
	You and Ryan are really loud, I can barely hear the cops.
	Count to five real quick?
	1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, alright.
	How's that?
	10.
	I don't know, I can't hear shit.
	You sound like shit while I'm listening to you on the phone.
	Okay, we'll see how that goes.
	I assure you, sir, we are not shit.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Love you more than a friend.
	On the above reference episode of Joe Rogan with Crystal and Sagar, Joe makes a reference to something you said.
	I'm sorry to say he refers to you as a fucking idiot.
	So stop saying you love him and call out his bullshit some more.
	I'm glad to hear you're calling him out on the misrepresentation of the Proud Boys origin story.
	If you got that so wrong, what else is wrong?
	Yes.
	He called me an idiot?
	What a jerk!
	I don't like being called an idiot, it hurts my feelings.
	Let's take a little cop break here and go to the top of the cop links and show this non-lethal rounds.
	Because the general consensus with the population is cops are killing black people, which is mean, and if they would only use their tasers or non-lethal rounds, or maybe shoot them in the toe, they wouldn't have to murder them.
	And the assumption is that if you shoot them with like a fucking beanbag of pepper balls They'll lie down and go out which you know most of us would You shoot me with a beanbag of pepper balls.
	I'm gonna scream ow And lie on the ground, but when someone's on drugs or really fucking mad because their wife fucked their brother They're pepper ball proof and a lot of other proofs, so let's check this out.
	I think the guy on the right Yeah, you can see he's got a paintball gun right yep Make that full screen Ryan.
	- Oh, who the fuck is that? - He's got a knife. - Why did you stop the knife, buddy?
	- Who the fuck is that?
	- Hey, stay back, stay back. - What you gon' do, nigga?
	- Listen, no, no, no. - Fuck you gon' do, nigga! - Don't worry, I have a paintball gun.
	I'll handle this.
	You like that shirt?
	Then back up.
	You're about to get yellow paint on your Patagonia.
	On your Murmont.
	Well, they call it Murmont.
	Your Montclair is about to be splattered with color.
	For God's sake, why don't we go back to the TJ Hooker scenario?
	You take your nightstick and take his legs out doing a tomahawk style.
	With a knife?
	No, with a nightstick, remember?
	I know, but he's got a knife!
	He's got a knife!
	I don't want to hit him with a nightstick!
	No, you took his legs out with a knife!
	He's going to cut my face off as I take a dank look!
	T.J.
	Hooker was the best cop there ever was.
	Don't you know that?
	That was actually a fictional character played by a gentleman named William Shatner.
	Other than Cagney and Lacey, T.J.
	Hooker was the best cop there ever was.
	Just saying.
	Bring back Cagney, Lacey, and T.J.
	There you go.
	Yeah, just people on the whole, they just have such a misconception as to how this works.
	If you have something that's deadly, you know, that's how it's gonna go.
	So wait, did they only shoot him with pepper balls in this scenario?
	No, you can see the first pepper ball, it hits his shoulder, and it smokes.
	Uh-huh.
	For whatever reason.
	And then they went to live rounds.
	That's the pepper ball.
	That just pissed him off.
	And then, now he's fucking mad, and he's like, I'm gonna go low and stab you all.
	Listen, I've seen people get tasered.
	He's got two eyes!
	He's fucking Freddy!
	I've seen people get tasered and pull the darts out and just get madder.
	So when we do our training, there's a 20-foot rule.
	And what they do always is, you have your simunition rounds, not actual rounds, but they're And by the time that person gets to you within 20 feet, you're already stabbed.
	And you haven't even let a round go yet.
	Yep.
	That's always a scenario.
	Always the case.
	So just the problem, there's just this disconnection between, you know, the public, which, you know, they shouldn't have to know this stuff because they're the fucking public.
	Like, why do they need to know if someone's going to stab me?
	But if they don't know, they shouldn't comment.
	Go back to the McDonald's scenario.
	You're flipping the burger wrong.
	You put it in the wrong corner.
	The cheese is off center.
	Listen, if you want to do the job, I've got the perfect solution.
	How about, hey, congratulations on your 21st birthday.
	Welcome to the NYPD.
	Your next two years of service begin on Friday, whatever, whatever.
	Come down, get your gun, get your shield, and get ready for your training.
	If everybody in the city had to do the job that they say they know how to do best, Then maybe they'd have a little more sympathy for the people who do it for 20 years.
	And also, if someone has a knife around cops and they say, put down the gun, and he says, no, this guy isn't someone who's a pepper ball away from going, you know what?
	That was kind of a wake up call.
	I hadn't had a pain in my right shoulder yet.
	So now that I do, I'm like, I don't want to kill anyone.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I think the only other, maybe, you know, the couple of things that I've seen where they, where they shoot like, you know, sticky nets, there's a couple of other things that they have out there, but, but, you know, It's a deadly weapon.
	And people don't understand that when you have a deadly weapon that, you know, our training is you go one step up.
	So if someone has fists, you have a stick.
	If someone has a deadly weapon, you interact with them with a deadly weapon.
	That's not just training.
	That's the law.
	Police are allowed to use one level of force higher than the force being used against them.
	Sounds logical to me.
	Drop flying suspects down.
	Oh yeah, that was a great video.
	That's not because cops want to be the more powerful.
	And that's not because cops wanna be the more powerful.
	Most cops I know are there to feed their families and go home.
	Of course.
	Yeah.
	And my perspective is I'm not a cop, I'm a taxpayer.
	I want my money to go to fighting crime.
	Absolutely.
	I want my money to go to taking a guy out who's going to kill people.
	That's what I signed up for when I write my taxes.
	I'm like, go get those guys to get the bad guys.
	Because I don't want to.
	Yeah, I don't want to.
	Right.
	I won't love it, but I'll guess.
	Look at these white dudes.
	I don't want this to get racist.
	That's my biggest fear.
	But look at these white dudes.
	I remember as a young man, when I was a teenager, you'd be partying, you'd be wrecking shit, you'd be jumping off buildings, you'd be spray painting, you'd be vandalizing, you'd be fucking doing donuts in the parking lot.
	When a cop shows up, you go, Fuck.
	Party's over, shit hit the fan, we're dead.
	Like, this is over, my dad's gonna fucking kill me, I'm going to jail, what the fuck were we thinking?
	The idea, I've said this a million times on this show, the idea of going up to a cop and going, what, bitch, is so far from my fucking mind!
	Yeah, but you know why?
	Why?
	Because when you got in a situation where the cops were involved, You were happy that you only got smacked around by the cops because if your parents found out, you'd get a real smacking around.
	Right, right, right.
	Now, instead of that, your parents are on the phone with Jacobi and Myers going, how much can we get to this?
	Yeah.
	And the parents are suing.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They're on your side.
	And the long term is, OK, yeah, maybe you get 10 grand.
	But what's the lesson here?
	Oh.
	Junior thinks, well, mom and dad say money's more important than being a moral person and being an upstanding citizen.
	I guess that's the way I'll teach my kids.
	Yeah, and also part of it, I think it was Kingface that said, it was an interview that he did, and he made reference to, it's obviously a lie that black people believe that a cop can shoot them indiscriminately.
	And the reason why you know that's a lie is because they wouldn't be so confrontational.
	Like if you thought this person can just shoot you and have no repercussions, why would you get in his face?
	Why would you, you know, curse him out and do all this shit if you thought he could just go, you know what, fuck it, boom.
	Which is why the same people that will do that to a cop wouldn't dream of doing it to a drug dealer or some gangbanger because they know what the outcome is going to be.
	Yeah.
	You don't go to MS-13 and go, what are you going to do, bitch?
	Right.
	And that was actually, I think, part of that same interview that he did.
	He said, everyone respects the shooter on the block.
	He said, if you know that that dude is a shooter, you're gonna have the utmost respect and you're gonna stay away from him.
	He said, I think it was saying, this guy is getting paid to shoot you and you're gonna, you know, you're gonna come at him?
	It doesn't make sense.
	Right.
	It doesn't make sense.
	It's true of Proud Boys, too, where they go, these guys are an evil gang.
	They're killing everyone.
	I'm going to write about how evil they are and use my real name.
	Or I'm going to confront them and go, you guys are Nazis.
	And you're like, if they were this evil KKK group that was killing everyone, you'd be running from them.
	Not provoking.
	You don't talk about MS-13 that way.
	Right.
	No one talks about MS-13 at all in any capacity.
	Exactly.
	Because they're fucking scary.
	They'll kill you.
	Alright, let's look at these dudes showing cops what time it is.
	Oh yeah, bitch.
	I'll fuck you up.
	Of course, a woman is there with her bun to help save the day.
	Go back, Ryan.
	To where I came from?
	What did we say?
	Yeah, go back to Japarico.
	So, that's like normal men.
	Big muscles on those guys.
	They're dealing with fucking idiots who think they can beat up cops.
	And who's helping them?
	A woman in a bun.
	I gotta say this.
	There's one thing I will criticize cops about.
	Every time I shit on female cops, cops are like, well, they're not so bad.
	Fuck you!
	Fuck you pigs!
	All cops are bastards.
	They are the worst.
	Female cops are the worst!
	Why do you defend them?
	Look at this useless, fat mom with her top bun.
	Go back, Ryan.
	Go back.
	Can you?
	There you go.
	Good taste.
	Okay, things are being handled now, and then mom comes in.
	My sister shows up.
	She's literally 100% useless.
	They get the first guy.
	They George Floyd him with the knee.
	Good.
	Everything's going great right now.
	Uh-oh.
	Not so great, actually.
	Oh, this is it!
	I've never seen this technique before.
	Grab him.
	Don't cuff him.
	Just get him in the back seat.
	Huh.
	Is that a thing?
	I've never heard of that before.
	Shouldn't be.
	Should not be.
	I mean, if it's a really bad situation, you know, wait.
	The only reason you throw somebody in the back seat uncuffed is if you're trying to get them away from being beaten up or hurt.
	Well, this guy is a beater and a herder.
	Yeah, if he's under arrest, you have to cuff him.
	And then this dude comes back!
	Because he wasn't searched, you don't know what else he has on him.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Dude, if you're shirtless, a tase works 100% of the time.
	He got a tased of his own medicine.
	Good one.
	Thanks.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Is it possible that tasers work better on whites than blacks?
	Is that racist?
	Are whites shirtless more than blacks?
	No.
	On average?
	How many people have each of you tased?
	Never tased anybody.
	Didn't have them back when I was a cop.
	Yeah, never tased anybody.
	How many guys have you shot?
	None.
	Zero.
	Why the fuck are you here?
	What the fuck is this?
	Look at these fucking traffic cops over here.
	I was loving that, I hate it.
	You know, they beat them up with their bare hands because they use Purple Works Nutrition probably.
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	What was the first one though?
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	I'm 53, dude.
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	But I do regret taking a coffee at the same time because it made me into Ratso Rizzo from Midnight Cowboy.
	Show that second video.
	Black dude tries to take off.
	They tase him.
	Let me ask you a question, John A and John B. You have a son.
	He's 17 years old, 18 years old.
	He's like, Dad, I want to join the police force.
	I want to go to the academy.
	Would you say yes or no?
	Negative.
	I mean, at this point, it's tough.
	You know, the problem is that I'm actually in that position a little bit.
	Oh, really?
	I didn't know that.
	How old is your son?
	I mean, I have a 16-year-old son, 16-year-old daughter, a bunch of kids.
	I have a bunch.
	A bunch of kids.
	So I mean you know what the thing is they see the life that it provides and it's and it's kind of alluring you know it's it's you know it's it's a good life.
	It's alluring after retirement.
	That's true that's true.
	It's not alluring before retirement.
	So the thing is like from the people that I speak to now that are still on it's it's you know it's so different and it's just so dangerous.
	Dangerous in the in the sense that You know, I mean, if you grab somebody the wrong way at this point, you're going to be prosecuted.
	I'm not even, that's not even an exaggeration.
	And that's goodbye to four million dollars of a pension.
	Right.
	Now, so what ultimately ends up happening is what's happening now and what's going to keep happening is, and I've been saying this for a long time, is what you're going to get is an influx of people that don't care about the pension and who is that that's going to be people that are essentially criminals you're going to get memphis dudes gang members you get that's what you're going to get an influx now into these departments because they don't care about the 20-year pension they just care about how much can they make while they're on doing whatever crooked they got to do so yeah
	i mean at this point now i i would if they if they really want to do it i would i would still you know help them as much as i can to get into a decent spot but But I'm not as happy as I was, you know, promoting it.
	Listen, there are plenty of jobs you can make money at that are less...
	Appreciate you more.
	The fire department.
	You're not being appreciated.
	Sanitation.
	You know, I mean, these platitudes like, oh, thank you for your service.
	Yeah.
	Okay, great.
	And go back to wherever you're from.
	And then meanwhile, you're dealing with some psycho or, you know, somebody who's jacked up on fentanyl or whatever.
	And like John said, the next thing, You know, you've got to worry about a lawsuit and losing your means of making a living.
	Yeah.
	And people don't realize that you actually have to go through training.
	You know, they act like your hand is shield and gun and go out, go ahead, enforce laws, whatever they want.
	Well, they keep talking about better training.
	You need more training.
	Better training.
	The New York City Police Force is one of the best trained departments in the world.
	How long is the training?
	The training starts out for six months.
	Then you go into field training for, depending on the administration, another six months, a year, possibly 18 months.
	And it's all on-the-job training.
	You are trained every day.
	You have to deal with people every day.
	You have to figure out how not to resort to weaponry.
	How to talk your way out of situations.
	And those guys during training, they're told, don't move, just watch what I do.
	Well, that's the biggest farce of the whole thing.
	You cannot train for this stuff.
	You can train for a car stop as far as positioning and blah, blah, blah, and all the stuff like that.
	There's no training when you have a guy who's on PCP.
	There's no training for that.
	Right, like that dude who had two knives, who had a knife in each hand and a knife in his sock running from that garage After being shot with that pepper ball.
	Yeah, you just have to be confronted with the situations over and over again.
	And it just becomes a point where your heart rate doesn't go up that much.
	You can keep your focus.
	And that's only because you've been put in those situations time and time and time again.
	You can't really train for that.
	But even so, I mean, the Monday morning quarterbacks are all over the place and they'll say, Oh, you know what?
	Well, kidding aside, you talk about little girls and how they're not a threat.
	Well, guess what?
	A little girl can pull a gun just like a big man.
	Right.
	And you pull a little girl out of a car and you get too complacent or you get too laid back, and, oh, honey, don't worry, it's just a summit.
	You don't know if she's got a warrant, and the next thing she's pulling out, either a knife or a gun, and it doesn't matter that she only weighs 90 pounds as opposed to a 180-pound male.
	You're still getting stabbed to shot.
	And let me just be clear, you can train for that, but it's in these situations where you're SEAL Team 6 and you're training 300 days a year and you're doing one mission, right?
	You can't be a police department with 10,000 people and have these guys training 300 days a year.
	You have to go work.
	You have to do the job.
	Right.
	Which is the training.
	That's what it is.
	The training is doing the work.
	Let's show this clip here of this guy who took off after he got tased.
	It's the second link after the white dudes link.
	It's coming up here, it's awesome.
	How long is this?
	Two minutes, eleven seconds.
	Oh, this is horrible.
	This is bad, I've seen this.
	It is horrible.
	So, look how useless a taser is.
	It did knock him down.
	Twice.
	Twice.
	Right?
	By the way, these two...
	This is gonna get really, really bad.
	These two officers survived.
	Yeah.
	They did?
	They did survive.
	Yeah.
	Okay, good.
	Yeah, because I remember just the sounds.
	I don't want to, we don't show snuff movies.
	Well, but not often.
	Depends on the day.
	Right.
	But look.
	But there are still people who Monday morning quarterback.
	Oh, well, you know, they didn't use proper tactics.
	They should have.
	Listen, when you're in that when you're in the thick of a situation, you know, it's all you can do to keep yourself from getting killed.
	Yeah.
	I've noticed that with my boxing gym, like retired cops, they don't have any fear glands.
	If like they don't mind being punched in the face.
	I think it's good that cops retire after 20 years because they become so complacent and so unflappable that it's dangerous for them.
	Like they'll walk into a fucking Bloods and Crips war and be like, guys, guys, let's slow it down.
	Not happening on my watch.
	No, it's true.
	And you're like, dude, there's a shootout.
	Okay, I just chatted through cops being murdered.
	Let's go back a little bit.
	They weren't murdered apparently, right?
	No, they weren't.
	They were not murdered.
	I'm chatting away about adrenaline control.
	Now, if somebody were to pull up and try to assist you guys, wouldn't that be not good?
	Because now you're worried about who they are?
	Well, you never know who's coming up and what their motivation is.
	It's illegal not to help cops.
	But to pull over and insert yourself in that situation, like, well, you're always scared that the person pulling up might be trying to aid the person you're trying to arrest.
	So it's a tense situation.
	You don't know where a civilian is coming from.
	Maybe if you come from their line of sight, you pull ahead and then you're like, you have your hand.
	Oh, remember George Floyd?
	There was civilians all over that shit.
	Yeah, but they were filming, they weren't interested in helping anything.
	I would say that, because it's happened to me, where you're grappling with somebody and somebody lends a hand, especially once you're past the point of adrenaline and you're exhausted, it's a well-welcomed thing.
	Oh, you're grateful, yeah.
	However, once gunplay comes into effect, you just gotta get the fuck out of there.
	And now you're probably worried about what if there's another casualty, if this person's trying to help, now you have to save them and you, and now it's a whole fucking thing.
	Right, I mean that's the whole point.
	The point is to take out the bad guy and not get anybody else out.
	When you're in a grappling situation, it can be a good thing, but once there's a weapon involved, it's best just to keep civilians out of it.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	So he gets out, he reaches into his car, grabs his gun, and starts fucking shooting.
	Look at that.
	It's gun on gun.
	The gun jam there.
	So that guy jumps over the barrier.
	He's definitely been shot.
	They didn't know he had a gun.
	They shouldn't have talked.
	They shouldn't have done that to him.
	Maybe he would have complied if they hadn't been so forceful.
	You know, you get all the nonsense in the world to justify the actions of people trying to kill police.
	I mean, one of the biggest problems is, you know, we work in a gray area, right?
	Like, there's constitutional laws and stuff like that, and we have to kind of, like, you know, we work in this gray area, you know?
	Like, the law says that, you know, in order to make a drug arrest, you have to see the drug and money and go like this.
	Nobody sees that.
	Never.
	You see somebody giving a pound, right?
	I saw it once.
	I saw it once.
	It only happened once.
	20 years on the force.
	20 years on the force, I saw it once.
	You know, but when a cop who specializes in narcotics, when they see that exchange, they know they've seen a drug transaction and then, you know, they enforce whatever they have to do at the time.
	But, you know, people just think that, you know, nothing is cut and dry.
	It's all... But again, the public wants to see what they want to see.
	Look, You know, it's like when you see the woman walking down by the bus terminal, up and down in the short skirt, and she's waving at every car.
	Yeah.
	She's a horny, sexy lady.
	Maybe she knows every guy that's passing by.
	Chances are, she's a working girl.
	But you have to articulate before a judge, and possibly a jury if it ever went that far, which it never does, how you knew she was a prostitute.
	And people will go, well, she could have been looking for a ride home.
	Well, she could...
	Yeah, okay, well then you keep letting people out like that and when your neighborhood gets overrun with people like that and you complain that the cops are watching it and don't do anything, it's because people like you don't understand that the cops know what's going on and don't back them up.
	So John A., how many people have you put in prison for heinous crimes?
	None.
	None?
	None.
	Shut up.
	You know, they didn't, when I was a cop, they didn't do that on the street.
	They had the decency to go to a motel room.
	No, I'm not talking about prostitutes.
	I mean, your entire career, murderers, bank robbers, all those bad men, how many did you arrest that were real arrests that went to jail?
	You know what the funny thing is?
	You bring people to jail.
	You go see the ADA.
	You speak to the ADA.
	You tell your story.
	They nod and smile at you and, you know, basically pat you on the head and send you home.
	And very seldom do you get a letter from the ADA telling you if you've got a conviction or not.
	I've gotten probably a dozen letters over the years for the hundreds of arrests I've made.
	But the system You made hundreds of arrests and you don't know how many went to jail.
	No.
	What about you, John?
	An unfortunate situation.
	So, I mean, I probably arrested around 400 or so.
	400 people you've arrested?
	Yeah, and with the people that I ran with, that was pretty low.
	Wow.
	But for the most part, you know, like... You're an underachiever.
	Yeah, yeah, with my group.
	But, you know, like, for like what he said, you know, I mean, they'll go through the process.
	They'll go to central booking and they'll do all that stuff like that.
	But as far as, like, You know, the majority of these things, they either get, I mean, the decline of prosecution rate, you know, which is when you arrest somebody, you have probable cause, they go through the system, but the DA's office just says, you know what, we're just gonna, for whatever reason, not go forward.
	Like in the Bronx, like, during the previous administration was like 50%.
	And what's it now?
	It's a little bit better, but it's still not.
	Maybe we should bring back Charles Bronson.
	It's time for Death Wish 5.
	For every 10 people that get arrested, 6 just walk right out.
	What do you guys think of Eric Adams?
	Adam's?
	Yeah, I mean.
	I like how tired John A is.
	I don't think he's a cop.
	The New York Post was so excited, we got a cop!
	No!
	Did you see his interview?
	I forget, who was the one that was with Greg Kelly?
	The girl, Maria Scotto, I think she did an interview with him?
	Yes.
	And she asked him how many arrests he had.
	You know, the same question you asked.
	Right.
	I think his answer was, he gave some political answer, but the answer was 12.
	Dude, I've had 12 citizens' arrests.
	I've arrested people for going through red lights.
	I'm at 12.
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	Me and Eric Adams are the same.
	All he did was join those dumb, like, black officers' unions and complain about racism, and he complained his way to the top.
	It worked!
	I got a hand into him.
	Yeah.
	He did a good job.
	All right, let's take some calls.
	All right.
	All right.
	Let's see if 602 is ready.
	Finally.
	602.
	How about an Eric Hogan?
	602, we're talking to you!
	Sorry, we tried.
	It's not your fault, 602.
	It's Ryan Katsu Rivera's fault.
	Okay, let the next call be the judge of that.
	Oh, I hear activity.
	919, you're on the line.
	What's up?
	Hey, I don't know if you're aware, you probably are, but I accidentally took a screenshot while I was watching your show on my iPhone and I'm looking through my pictures one day and I get this like
	Odd alert that I've never seen before asking me, I forget exactly what the wording was, but it was like, it was only on your picture.
	And it was like asking me if I wanted to delete certain pictures, like offensive pictures.
	Easy with the P's, sir.
	Which was crazy because that was on my actual iPhone, not Any website or anything else.
	It was just a picture on my phone.
	And the iPhone was asking me if... Basically if I was okay with having your face.
	Whoa.
	Wow.
	In my phone.
	That's amazing.
	That is fucking amazing.
	Are you in America?
	Yeah.
	My face is... My face is cunt.
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	My wife's vagina and my face are the same thing.
	I want to eat my... I guess I want to eat my face.
	It doesn't say that.
	You're a liar.
	No, I'm not lying, dude.
	I swear to God.
	That's crazy.
	It's frightening how censored you actually are.
	Yeah, that is pretty impressive.
	I'm impressed.
	I think you are Hitler.
	I'll tell you what, I bet if you had a screen grab of Hitler on your phone, they'd be like, whatever, he's a World War II buff.
	But you have a better mustache.
	I took a picture of what it said, and I'll try to send it to you.
	Yeah, send it to us, but also, do me a favor, take a bunch of pictures of Hitler and swastikas, I'm not joking, and see if people, see if your phone is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, do you really want that?
	I bet they will not have a problem with it.
	I bet they're fine with Hitler and swastikas.
	I mean, I'm sure you're aware of this as well, but.
	I was messing with that chat GPT thing, and I asked it to write an article, you know, basically explaining how the Proud Boys have been misunderstood and they're not radical extremists, and it wouldn't do it.
	I also took a screenshot of what it told me, and then I asked it the same exact question on Antifa, and it wrote this Crazy long article about how, in the end, Antifa is, you know, a net positive.
	Wow.
	Even though they were violent.
	And that's, that's fucking huge.
	Because... Dude, it's fucking frightening is what it is.
	This is The Matrix, and if The Matrix hates us, it's not gonna bode well.
	Even in the movie, even in the movie The Matrix, The Matrix doesn't hate Uh, the people in the pods, it's just like they're human garbage and we're going to use them to like make shit.
	We're going to put a thing in their necks, but they don't hate them.
	In this version, reality version, the Matrix actually dislikes us.
	That's not good.
	At least in the Matrix, the movie, they let the people live in the pods.
	I don't think they're going to let us live in the pods.
	No, they would, they, they do that.
	I've been a fan for a while and I got a tattoo and it just says, it's just proud of your boy with the laurels around it.
	Nice.
	And, uh, but it doesn't even say proud boys.
	It says P O Y B with the laurels.
	And this was before, you know, proud boys exploded into this extremist group.
	But the people at my job have seen it and it's like, They treat me differently now.
	It's insane, man.
	And trying to explain to these people the truth.
	No, don't explain.
	Are you a part of a chapter?
	Are you in a Proud Boys chapter?
	No, I never actually did anything officially.
	I was just a fan before.
	Well, you should!
	You should join a chapter.
	Where do you live?
	I'm in North Carolina.
	Yeah, there's great chapters over there.
	Super fun guys.
	Yeah, I've got a family.
	I would, I just don't have the time to be fucking around usually.
	It's a night a month.
	Well, that's another thing, dude.
	It's like, where do you go to reach out?
	You search Proud Boys.
	That's all part of the screening process.
	If you can figure that out, then you're in.
	Anyway, great call.
	Thanks for calling.
	Send us those screen grabs of those various scenarios.
	With subject to screen grab.
	I can't believe they hate us so much.
	Isn't it part of like the radical left taking over the mainstream and talking about us?
	Maybe I'm drunk.
	Can I help?
	Maybe I'm drunk, but yeah, you're out.
	Thanks for calling.
	No, no, there's a new guy.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, wicked.
	You're not out, you're out.
	I can talk about this.
	Isn't part of it, doesn't part of you be like, isn't part of you like, Why do you hate me so much?
	Like, I'm a nice guy.
	I think it's just because we're rational, right?
	Yeah, like when your girlfriend dumps you, she's like, I don't want to be with you anymore, but I think you're a good guy.
	It's not my cup of tea anymore.
	And like, I want to start dating this dude.
	I think the problem is because they can't argue their points, right?
	So once you can't, you know, make your point clear, then...
	No, we're not talking to you yet, sir.
	I don't know why you're on the line.
	But yeah, the left hates us with such vitriol.
	Like they want to kill not just us, but they want to kill our kids and like our mom and our grandmother's friend.
	And I'm like, I don't hate you.
	Dennis Prager said it beautifully, and I think he stole it from Charles Krauthammer.
	He said, they think we're evil.
	We just think they're wrong.
	Yeah, that definitely was Krauthammer.
	Like, I don't want to cut off AOC's fingers.
	Yeah.
	I just don't want her to be in a position of power.
	I want her to have a wonderful life as a barmaid.
	By all means.
	I want her to get the biggest tips in town.
	Enjoy yourself, babe.
	But, like, being in the White House?
	No.
	You're not qualified.
	Alright, let's talk to this guy.
	Hello?
	This crazy Canadian?
	Let's talk to this crazy Canadian.
	Hello?
	Can you hear me?
	Yeah.
	What's up Gavin?
	I've been a supporter since like day one.
	I love you guys.
	I listen like every week.
	I'm not a fan of the cops though to be quite honest.
	I agree with like almost 99% of what Gavin says but I hate cops and I don't support any cops.
	Are you a criminal?
	I can hate cops.
	And I can argue my point like pretty easily.
	Oh, I absolutely hate them.
	Okay, so you're a cop hater.
	So tell me about, sorry, tell me about a scenario where there's no cops.
	Like should there be no cops in society?
	I think there should be absolutely no cops.
	And for my lifestyle that I live, no cops makes my life so much better.
	And where do you live?
	I don't think that there would be like all these gang members.
	I live in British Columbia.
	I'm from Ontario.
	Where in British Columbia?
	I don't think the whole thing that you're talking about.
	Yeah, but I'm from Ontario, so I grew up in Toronto.
	I know, but where in British Columbia are you now where you don't need cops?
	I'm in Kamloops, in the mountains, like an hour outside of Kamloops.
	There's not a lot of Negroes where you are, I would imagine.
	There actually is quite a bit of Negroes in Kamloops.
	If there were no cops and no guns, there'd be no crime.
	There's a lot of blacks in Kamloops, British Columbia?
	Yeah, there is actually.
	Because Calgary too, there's a lot of blacks in Calgary.
	What are the demographics of Kamloops, British Columbia?
	So sir, you're saying if there were no cops and no guns, there'd be no crime, correct?
	No, I think guns are a plus, but no cops is for me.
	Cops ruin my life.
	I'm a cannabis grower.
	I have two young kids, and me and my wife, I use cannabis as medicine.
	I've been in the industry for a long time.
	Even though they've legalized cannabis, I'm part of the black market still, so they can come and arrest me at any point in time and ruin my life.
	So the police, you hate cops because they monitor your cannabis?
	Know that they, anytime I get pulled over, they pull up my record.
	I tell the cops I hate them every time they pull me over.
	I say, I wish you didn't exist.
	I hate you.
	Like, I mean it.
	Because they literally, my life is, I can't live a normal, happy life because of the police.
	Well, the police don't make the rules, to be fair.
	Because I have to worry about them arresting me at all times.
	Well then you need to go to your politicians and change the laws.
	I work with all these bad guys that are actually the good guys.
	The bad guys are the good guys.
	Should there be cops in Harlem?
	Should there be cops in Baltimore?
	Should there be cops in East New York?
	Should there be cops in the South Bronx?
	Maybe in those places, but even there, I don't think there should be.
	I think if there was no cops, those places would work themselves out so quickly.
	Yeah, the gangs would decide who's in charge.
	The gangs would decide who's in charge and that's what you're advocating.
	Yeah, the Latin Kings and Dominicans don't play and fucking...
	And other people that are legit would go around and kill all these faggots, losers, who are just killing people for no reason.
	So why don't they do it now?
	Why not put the cops out of business?
	Let the legitimate people kill them now.
	No, but who decides who kills who?
	Where does that come into play?
	Well, if I'm living where I live, which is on 200 acres, which most people should be living that way, they should have a huge plot of land of themselves.
	If somebody comes on your plot of land, and without permission, you just shoot them!
	That's it!
	There's no more bastards, no more problems!
	You are totally, you have this myopic understanding of the world that involves you and no one else.
	I don't.
	Oh, wow.
	No, I don't.
	It's not true.
	So if grandma comes onto your land, you're going to shoot her?
	If somebody strolls onto your land and they just got lost, you have the right to shoot them.
	That's what you're advocating?
	I totally advocate for that.
	Really?
	Wow, I hope everybody carries a road map in your world, sir.
	Well not only that, you realize that the average major city is maybe about a thousand acres.
	So you're talking about that everyone should have a fifth of where you live?
	What if I'm just the head of a family and I'm a guy?
	And you live in an apartment.
	And I have to go to work and I can't defend my family while I'm at work.
	Unbelievable.
	Okay, I'm looking up Kamloops in British Columbia here.
	There are a lot of South Asians for some reason.
	There are 980 black people in all of Kamloops.
	What about the people that can't be as privileged as you to have 200 acres?
	What do they do?
	Like the people that have to live in an apartment.
	in all of Camloops. - What about the people that can't be as privileged as you to have 200 acres?
	Well, what do they do?
	Like the people that have to live in an apartment, like what do they do? - Anyway, that's enough.
	Thanks for calling.
	What a fucking idiot.
	You're a retard.
	You're a fucking stupid retard.
	You live in the middle of nowhere and you're telling the rest of us how to live.
	You don't exist.
	Shut up.
	What a fucking moron.
	Unbelievable.
	Unbelievable.
	This is my land.
	I will shoot you if you set one foot on it.
	This guy is in Kamloops.
	Where the fuck is Kamloops?
	It's probably like five hours... Kamloops, British Columbia.
	And you know what the reality is?
	What?
	If a group of six gang members came onto his property and beat him to the ground, he'd be begging for his life and the lives of his family and begging for cops to show up and help him.
	Absolutely!
	No, I'd shoot them!
	Oh really?
	I'd shoot them with my pea shooter!
	Enough.
	This is what's wrong.
	Everybody wants cop in a box.
	They want cops when they want them, but when they don't want them, they don't want to see them.
	Absolutely.
	That's the problem.
	And this whole idea of like, I lived a life today that was totally normal, and I didn't have cops, so ergo, we don't need cops, because I'm everyone in the world.
	And that's the thing.
	A lot of people don't understand that a lot of cops don't agree with some of the laws that we have.
	Right.
	Whether it's cannabis laws or whatever it is.
	Do we have some discretion, some leeway in what we do?
	Yeah, we do.
	And we can choose to implement that.
	But less and less because of politicians.
	Right.
	In the end, it's the laws that need to be changed if somebody wants to live how they want to live.
	Absolutely.
	And that's who you vote in.
	OK, dudes, Kamloops is four hours north of Vancouver, B.C.
	It's deep, deep in the Rockies.
	So he's in he's on a fucking mountain.
	How's it going?
	He's on a snowy mountain right now in the safest part, possibly in the world.
	And he's like, why the fuck do we need cops?
	And fuck weather, too, with this snow shit.
	This is bullshit.
	I can't grow fucking shit out of it.
	Yeah.
	Well, unless it's indoors, of course.
	Why do we even need beaches?
	Beaches are gay.
	There's no beaches around me, so they don't exist.
	Yeah, he's got to be going indoors.
	I don't like the butt chick.
	Also, if you're in British Columbia and you're a pot dude, things are going pretty good for you.
	Yeah, right?
	Calm the fuck down.
	What a moron.
	We got another call, and let me tell you, 9-2-8, you're on the lace.
	What's up, 9-2-8?
	Yeah, I just wanted to ask, when are we going to, like, create some kind of peace treaty between Ron DeSantis and Trump?
	Because they're gonna kneecap each other and it's gonna destroy the Republican Party next time around.
	Yeah, maybe.
	Or maybe it's healthy.
	I mean, they obviously have to compete for a little bit.
	You know when you're at a bar and you both like this chick?
	I've always said That it's important not to cock-block, but you can compete.
	So it's like two speed boats going... And you're both, you know, making lines with her.
	You're both talking with her.
	And then you get to a point where you're like, she definitely prefers John A over John B. And at that point, John B is like... You just turn right.
	But you both try for a while.
	It's in a benevolent way.
	You're both competing for the chicken.
	Normal way.
	But when she's like, oh, that's my type of guy, blah, blah, blah.
	I like this kind of guy.
	Then you peel out.
	And this goes back to the acronym Downer.
	Which is don't cock block, only 12 hours, water a plenty, never after 4, eat your dinner, and regulate your bumps.
	That's the secret to partying.
	And I think Ron DeSantis and Trump are in that... So you're saying they're going after Nikki Halle?
	What?
	I think we're more divided in the Republican Party right now than we've ever been between, like, Steve Bauters, the Daily Watcher, and, uh, you know, Tim Poole in the quartering, and just all the other divisions that are happening right now.
	Elijah Schaefer and, uh, That Sydney girl, it's like we're less unified now than we were in 2020.
	And it seems like the two major leaders of the conservative party are going for each other's throats.
	I agree with you.
	I agree with you.
	And I'm a big unity guy.
	I don't even shit on guys that have fucked me over, but like the Blaze.
	But in the sense that.
	Let's wait until—it's not like it's going to be election time and there'll be a DeSantis box and a Trump box.
	By the time we get to the ballot box, there will be one of those guys.
	So let's let them fight it out a little bit.
	I think most people disagree, but I think DeSantis is probably going to, at some point, I don't think he's gonna run.
	Florida doesn't want him.
	But here's the thing.
	DeSantis has another 30 years of politics ahead of him.
	Trump, this is it.
	Trump is going to be going into that ring, throwing the— If you thought he was crazy before, he's going to be throwing the haymakers of all haymakers.
	Yep.
	Because this is his last run.
	That's all he's got left.
	But DeSantis can use that to his advantage.
	If Trump's in office, I think they're going to kiss and make up, and they're going to be a good partnership.
	Florida's going to stay strong.
	Trump is going to try to bring back the U.S.
	Whether it's too late or not, who knows?
	I think what's going to happen is Trump is going to run.
	DeSantis is going to not run.
	Joe Biden is going to run 100% and win.
	I like him too, but I don't know if I like him that much.
	I think I think the retard is going to win again.
	I think that's probably the most, you know, the most talk about Kamala Harris with Gavin Newsom.
	No, the the the fucking dog from up is going to win with his voice box around his neck and he's going to successfully ...perpetrate four more years of devastation with his unprecedented retardation!
	This fucking loser is going to keep going.
	He's going to keep wandering off stage.
	It's going to be the most embarrassing time in American history.
	Wrong.
	Another weekend at Joey's.
	Another weekend at Joey's.
	It's going to shock, like our grandchildren are going to go, wait a minute, you were around for the years where that mentally ill guy was?
	And I'm like, mentally ill?
	That's a compliment.
	Mentally destroyed!
	There was an article in USA Today, you know what it said?
	What if Joe Biden develops dementia?
	Let me try to imagine that.
	Was that written in 2002?
	What the fuck would that be like?
	It's funny, too, because you see the footage of him from the 90s and he's like, we need to fucking put these criminals in jail and not take any more bullshit.
	I don't want my kids living in a fucking jungle.
	I want to fucking take.
	And you're like, you sound awesome, dude.
	Who are you?
	And then they have this guy with his chocolate ice cream falling over things.
	Oh, shit.
	Sorry.
	What are you talking about, man?
	Come on.
	Oh, we're talking about a different dude.
	We're talking about this guy, Mr. Magoo.
	He's in a cartoon.
	Mr. Magoo is an American idea!
	What?
	Do you think that the United States could actually handle four more years of Joe Biden and come out not a third world country?
	I feel like I'm a dode.
	That's a good question.
	That's a really good question.
	Can we survive four?
	Well, what are we at now?
	Five?
	Five more years of Biden?
	Yeah.
	I mean, that's a great question.
	I mean, the good thing is, you know, the way this was built is was built to move slowly.
	The gridlock is part of the system.
	You know, that's part of the design.
	So that's why we can we can probably survive a long ways before we're at the point of no return.
	At least, you know, I would hope.
	Alexis Stokeville said that.
	He said democracy is slow and sluggish and inefficient.
	But once it starts turning, once the wheels start turning, it's like a giant cement wheel and nothing wrong with that.
	So I think we're all on the same page, left and right, that Biden is fucking retarded.
	They all hate Trump.
	I'm not asking for people to like Trump.
	I know that's esoteric.
	It's like liking the sex pistols.
	I appreciate them, but I understand if other people don't.
	But hating Biden is not that challenging.
	And I think everyone is on the same page that we have the worst president in history.
	But getting him out of there, getting women out of the ballot box, because you know it's going to be women that reelect him.
	That's going to take some time.
	But the damage he can do In five more years?
	But is it even him doing the damage?
	That's the big question.
	Well, it sure looks like it.
	Well, not only that, you would... No, no, what I'm... Listen.
	I know what you're saying, but... I can put my hand in the back of Jerry Mahoney, and Jerry Mahoney's doing the damage.
	You understand what I'm saying?
	Yeah.
	Who's doing the real damage?
	I don't care.
	Right.
	I don't care.
	I don't care that Joe Biden is the face of it.
	I just know that the damage is being done.
	And if he continues for five years, it will be the same fucking shit crew that is destroying the country.
	Well, if he continues for five years, then either the election is rigged or people are just brain dead.
	Because even the people who voted for him and admitted they voted for him the first time are saying, I would never vote for him again.
	They would never vote for him again unless it's him against Trump.
	Unless what?
	Unless it's him against Trump.
	Anything but Trump.
	Then they'll vote for him again.
	Ew, anything but Trump!
	Ew, Trump!
	You want some good news?
	Trump!
	Let's do some good news.
	You know what I have to say to people?
	I lie and I go, look, I don't like Trump.
	If he wanted to come over my house for dinner, I'd say no.
	I like his policies.
	And liberals lap that up.
	I'm lying.
	I would fucking blow my dad to have Trump over for dinner.
	But I don't say that because you guys can't handle it.
	What did he do?
	What did he do that made people hate him so much?
	He fucked a porn star?
	What's your problem?
	He's a racist?
	Tell it to Al Sharpton who had his hands around him.
	What racist thing did he do?
	Tell me!
	Mike Tyson, grabbing him like his brother.
	Hey, when he threw that football, man, he had a little kid.
	Do you see Mike Tyson hugging Joe Biden?
	That little kid fell down into the well.
	And he had a cold.
	And that well in the reservoir got everybody sick.
	That's not true.
	He hit that poor kid with a football, man.
	Knocked him right off.
	It was at a football thing.
	The ball just bounced on the field.
	No, man.
	You don't know.
	I know.
	I do know.
	That's an idea, man.
	Come on.
	An idea?
	What are you talking about?
	You want some good news real quick?
	Sure.
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	That's right.
	That's fuckin' right.
	Dammit.
	Alright, are we done?
	I got a quick thing that I think will make you smile.
	Oh yeah, the good news.
	Palette cleanser.
	Palette cleanser?
	On a more positive note, the good news is...
	Why is this call-in thing still here when we don't want people to call in?
	I'm gonna jump out of helicopters.
	I'm gonna cry now 'cause I'm thinking about it.
	- Okay, well. - Why is this call-in thing still here when we don't want people to call in? - Well, they could just ignore it, or we could do this.
	But now it takes me that extra second to get all set up.
	So we like Sam Smith.
	Sam Smith's great.
	He's wonderful.
	He's the best.
	I like his satanic anti-genderism.
	Me too.
	So it's a good thing that he gets a warm welcome here in New York City.
	The Melting Pot, where you can find a woman from Ireland who's a big fan.
	You belong in hell!
	SAM SMITH BELONGS IN HELL!
	YOU DEMONIC, TWISTED, SICK BASTARD!
	LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE, YOU SICK FUCKER!
	SAM SMITH IS A PEDOPHILE!
	HE'S RUBBING OFF THE KIDS!
	RUBBING THE KIDS!
	YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER SAM SMITH!
	YOU'RE EVIL!
	God save the Queen!
	That cheers me up.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	You take a take, but you will never be a replication of those amongst the shamelessly.
	Tell me you love, do you pray.
	Everybody wants to be a nigga.
	Tell it's time to be.
	It's a joke.
	Spooky!
	The cymbals!

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