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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
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Thank you.
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Guys have no idea what we go through with heels.
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They fucking kill.
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And your legs are like thrust forward.
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It's like you're standing on the edge of a cliff.
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How's it going, Ryan?
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You have to eat the mic a little more.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I could probably take this whole mic down my throat.
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I'm such a whore.
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Me too and my ass, also.
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Hey, welcome to a special edition of Get Off My Lawn.
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We are guest hosting.
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That was some special needs guy from Italy who I think did a great job.
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So good.
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Whatever.
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Like, everything has to be so this way, you know?
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And I like when someone is like, no, it can be that way.
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You can be any way you want.
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You can be gay.
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You can be blue.
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What's that awesome song by that guy?
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I can be red, I can be blue, I can be anything you like.
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You know that European guy?
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I don't think so.
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I listen to like a lot of tiesto.
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That sounds right, but look it up.
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I can be red, I can be blue, I can be any color you like.
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It's like a TikTok meme.
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I gotta close this door.
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It's so cold in here.
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Is it Grace Kelly?
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Grace Kelly.
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Yeah, that's, I think that's him.
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Yeah, that's him.
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Oh my God.
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I suppose the...
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What?
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I remember a song by him that's so good.
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It's about like fat girls.
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I suppose the Proud Boys are going to be mad that a gay person was near a kid because they're all groomers, right?
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Just having fun.
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Feels like a big balloon.
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I love that.
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Big balloon.
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I wish I had big balloons.
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I'm flat as a board.
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What are you?
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C's?
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Are those C's?
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They're big.
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I seize them.
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I can't seize mine.
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Look at this.
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I'm like a 0.00A.
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So we have some fun news.
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Our friend Brown David had a birthday party on Saturday, and Ryan did this karaoke set on his guitar.
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Yeah, he's cute, and he's good.
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It was really good.
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You can't see the people because I guess it's so close.
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That's a good shot.
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That sort of gives you the vibe of it.
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It was really fun.
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And everyone was singing and everyone was friends.
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And Ryan shredded.
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And I love his pants.
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