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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Guys have no idea what we go through with heels. | |
| They fucking kill. | |
| And your legs are like thrust forward. | |
| It's like you're standing on the edge of a cliff. | |
| How's it going, Ryan? | |
| You have to eat the mic a little more. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah, I could probably take this whole mic down my throat. | |
| I'm such a whore. | |
| Me too and my ass, also. | |
| Hey, welcome to a special edition of Get Off My Lawn. | |
| We are guest hosting. | |
| That was some special needs guy from Italy who I think did a great job. | |
| So good. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Like, everything has to be so this way, you know? | |
| And I like when someone is like, no, it can be that way. | |
| You can be any way you want. | |
| You can be gay. | |
| You can be blue. | |
| What's that awesome song by that guy? | |
| I can be red, I can be blue, I can be anything you like. | |
| You know that European guy? | |
| I don't think so. | |
| I listen to like a lot of tiesto. | |
| That sounds right, but look it up. | |
| I can be red, I can be blue, I can be any color you like. | |
| It's like a TikTok meme. | |
| I gotta close this door. | |
| It's so cold in here. | |
| Is it Grace Kelly? | |
| Grace Kelly. | |
| Yeah, that's, I think that's him. | |
| Yeah, that's him. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| I suppose the... | |
| What? | |
| I remember a song by him that's so good. | |
| It's about like fat girls. | |
| I suppose the Proud Boys are going to be mad that a gay person was near a kid because they're all groomers, right? | |
| Just having fun. | |
| Feels like a big balloon. | |
| I love that. | |
| Big balloon. | |
| I wish I had big balloons. | |
| I'm flat as a board. | |
| What are you? | |
| C's? | |
| Are those C's? | |
| They're big. | |
| I seize them. | |
| I can't seize mine. | |
| Look at this. | |
| I'm like a 0.00A. | |
| So we have some fun news. | |
| Our friend Brown David had a birthday party on Saturday, and Ryan did this karaoke set on his guitar. | |
| Yeah, he's cute, and he's good. | |
| It was really good. | |
| You can't see the people because I guess it's so close. | |
| That's a good shot. | |
| That sort of gives you the vibe of it. | |
| It was really fun. | |
| And everyone was singing and everyone was friends. | |
| And Ryan shredded. | |
| And I love his pants. | |