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Dec. 9, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E195 - SCOTTISH POWER
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That was Phil and Selmo's band, Spiritual Super Joint Ritual.
Not spiritual.
I'm playing that song.
It's an anti social justice warrior jam.
Check out the lyrics.
One, two.
Frozen heart explosion, fueling trash for fire, anonymous, young, and stupid, repulsed by the piracy of you and me.
So all of these twats on comment boards saying shit.
And we come from a different generation of just piracy.
Blanket statement, blanket trap.
Burn the blankets.
Huh.
They are legion.
This is what they teach us.
Identify.
Identity to the ghost.
Wrecking ball confusion.
Mystics with no mystery.
Anger bred from boredom's tit.
Minus wit.
Phil and some was one of the coolest people I've ever met in my life.
Funny as shit, too.
I remember I met Pepper from Corrosion of Conformity, and he knows that dude.
Was he in Pantera, too?
I think so.
Or maybe they were in their other band.
What's Pepper's other band called?
Core or Rot or something?
But Pepper told me this story about how he used to move yachts, like super millionaire yachts.
They go to Morocco, right?
And then these guys want to go to like fucking, I don't know, Khan, the film festival.
They're not going to ride their yacht there.
So you, they get sailors and they pay them and they drive it there.
And now your boat's there when you go.
You're moving hotel.
But they are sometimes in dangerous areas like near Somalia.
So he told me about a time when these Somalians were coming at the boat and they're saying, help, help.
And he's like, no, not helping you.
You could be pirates.
And they kept coming.
So they had to shoot at the Somalians.
I pitched it.
The brown people are leaving.
We're so excited.
Go, brown people, go.
Don't come home.
And I go, that's a great story.
I pitched it to Playboy.
Yeah, Playboy was going through a time where they were trying to be like Vice, and I had since left Vice.
And the guy was like, yeah, it's a good story, but we usually need like three people.
So find three other guys who move millionaires' yachts and shoot at Somalians.
No, it's not my job.
I'm trying to help you out with a story, you fucking loser.
And then when I talked to Phil Anselmo about that story, he goes, yeah, I don't know.
Pepper exaggerates.
He gets very wise when he's on Coke.
He thinks he can see the future.
And sometimes he's wrong about the past.
I don't know.
We call him Nose Tradamus.
So there's my final suit of my new suits.
Same hunting thing.
This has leather elbow patches, which always seem a little high for me.
Maybe I have a bit long elbow.
Look, it's got a little hunting thing.
Can you see that glimmer shine?
No.
What is that?
Yeah, it's like a little, what, like a leather patch?
It's like a little leather buttonhole.
I guess you're supposed to have a button here for when you're hunting and it's really cold.
It's for like hunting pheasants.
That's why I'm wearing an ascot.
I kind of look like Kevin Bacon in Animal House at the beginning.
I sent you a picture of that.
Getting better with this light phone, guys.
Getting better.
Here's the secret.
You bring a little notepad around.
I just bought a little Walgreens notepad.
It's this big.
So when you think of something, instead of like emailing the guy right there on the street or texting someone, you go, contact Chris about Chris.
That was me contacting Chris Knowles at Newsweek and saying, Newsmax, and saying, dude, you've got to get Chris Plant on your network.
I listened to him in the car on the radio.
He's a DC guy.
He's so fucking good and funny and intelligent.
And it's just a fun way to get your news every day.
That sounds so gay.
But I thought, just get cameras there in the room.
I'm sure he's syndicated, but I'm sure the radio people don't give a shit.
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