Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E195 - SCOTTISH POWER
Aired: 2022-12-09
Duration: 04:58


=== Great Stories and Hunting Elbows (03:42) ===

[00:00:49]  That was Phil and Selmo's band, Spiritual Super Joint Ritual.
[00:00:54]  Not spiritual.
[00:00:57]  I'm playing that song.
[00:00:58]  It's an anti social justice warrior jam.
[00:01:06]  Check out the lyrics.
[00:01:07]  One, two.
[00:01:08]  Frozen heart explosion, fueling trash for fire, anonymous, young, and stupid, repulsed by the piracy of you and me.
[00:01:16]  So all of these twats on comment boards saying shit.
[00:01:20]  And we come from a different generation of just piracy.
[00:01:23]  Blanket statement, blanket trap.
[00:01:26]  Burn the blankets.
[00:01:29]  Huh.
[00:01:29]  They are legion.
[00:01:30]  This is what they teach us.
[00:01:31]  Identify.
[00:01:32]  Identity to the ghost.
[00:01:33]  Wrecking ball confusion.
[00:01:34]  Mystics with no mystery.
[00:01:36]  Anger bred from boredom's tit.
[00:01:38]  Minus wit.
[00:01:41]  Phil and some was one of the coolest people I've ever met in my life.
[00:01:45]  Funny as shit, too.
[00:01:48]  I remember I met Pepper from Corrosion of Conformity, and he knows that dude.
[00:01:53]  Was he in Pantera, too?
[00:01:54]  I think so.
[00:01:57]  Or maybe they were in their other band.
[00:01:58]  What's Pepper's other band called?
[00:02:01]  Core or Rot or something?
[00:02:04]  But Pepper told me this story about how he used to move yachts, like super millionaire yachts.
[00:02:13]  They go to Morocco, right?
[00:02:14]  And then these guys want to go to like fucking, I don't know, Khan, the film festival.
[00:02:18]  They're not going to ride their yacht there.
[00:02:20]  So you, they get sailors and they pay them and they drive it there.
[00:02:23]  And now your boat's there when you go.
[00:02:25]  You're moving hotel.
[00:02:26]  But they are sometimes in dangerous areas like near Somalia.
[00:02:30]  So he told me about a time when these Somalians were coming at the boat and they're saying, help, help.
[00:02:36]  And he's like, no, not helping you.
[00:02:38]  You could be pirates.
[00:02:38]  And they kept coming.
[00:02:39]  So they had to shoot at the Somalians.
[00:02:42]  I pitched it.
[00:02:43]  The brown people are leaving.
[00:02:44]  We're so excited.
[00:02:45]  Go, brown people, go.
[00:02:46]  Don't come home.
[00:02:52]  And I go, that's a great story.
[00:02:53]  I pitched it to Playboy.
[00:02:55]  Yeah, Playboy was going through a time where they were trying to be like Vice, and I had since left Vice.
[00:03:00]  And the guy was like, yeah, it's a good story, but we usually need like three people.
[00:03:03]  So find three other guys who move millionaires' yachts and shoot at Somalians.
[00:03:08]  No, it's not my job.
[00:03:10]  I'm trying to help you out with a story, you fucking loser.
[00:03:13]  And then when I talked to Phil Anselmo about that story, he goes, yeah, I don't know.
[00:03:19]  Pepper exaggerates.
[00:03:21]  He gets very wise when he's on Coke.
[00:03:23]  He thinks he can see the future.
[00:03:26]  And sometimes he's wrong about the past.
[00:03:28]  I don't know.
[00:03:28]  We call him Nose Tradamus.
[00:03:36]  So there's my final suit of my new suits.
[00:03:40]  Same hunting thing.
[00:03:41]  This has leather elbow patches, which always seem a little high for me.
[00:03:47]  Maybe I have a bit long elbow.
[00:03:50]  Look, it's got a little hunting thing.
[00:03:51]  Can you see that glimmer shine?
[00:03:54]  No.
[00:03:55]  What is that?
[00:03:58]  Yeah, it's like a little, what, like a leather patch?
[00:04:00]  It's like a little leather buttonhole.
[00:04:02]  I guess you're supposed to have a button here for when you're hunting and it's really cold.
[00:04:05]  It's for like hunting pheasants.
[00:04:06]  That's why I'm wearing an ascot.
[00:04:08]  I kind of look like Kevin Bacon in Animal House at the beginning.
[00:04:12]  I sent you a picture of that.
[00:04:15]  Getting better with this light phone, guys.

=== Listening To News On The Radio (00:40) ===

[00:04:17]  Getting better.
[00:04:19]  Here's the secret.
[00:04:20]  You bring a little notepad around.
[00:04:22]  I just bought a little Walgreens notepad.
[00:04:24]  It's this big.
[00:04:25]  So when you think of something, instead of like emailing the guy right there on the street or texting someone, you go, contact Chris about Chris.
[00:04:33]  That was me contacting Chris Knowles at Newsweek and saying, Newsmax, and saying, dude, you've got to get Chris Plant on your network.
[00:04:41]  I listened to him in the car on the radio.
[00:04:43]  He's a DC guy.
[00:04:44]  He's so fucking good and funny and intelligent.
[00:04:48]  And it's just a fun way to get your news every day.
[00:04:50]  That sounds so gay.
[00:04:52]  But I thought, just get cameras there in the room.
[00:04:54]  I'm sure he's syndicated, but I'm sure the radio people don't give a shit.