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Thick Suit Debate
00:02:29
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| Out in the streets, they know this from New York. | |
| It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Look at this tree. | |
| Then they will find them start to be. | |
| With the pin for long and it a bit rapid. | |
| Some son of a play boy, I play boy rubbish. | |
| Good. | |
| This suit is insane. | |
| I just got it from Nita Fashions and they were against it. | |
| They were like, What? | |
| Are you crazy, buddy? | |
| They said, The jacket's fine. | |
| It's as thick as a coat. | |
| Really? | |
| It's as thick as a winter coat. | |
| They go, No, it's a blazer for winter. | |
| It's a sport coat. | |
| And you wear different pants. | |
| And I go, no. | |
| I want pants to be that thick, too. | |
| And they go, I don't think we can do that. | |
| And I said, yes, you can. | |
| And so they did. | |
| And now I have this super thick suit that's like, I'm like a teddy bear. | |
| Do you want me to crawl into your bed and cuddle you? | |
| No, thanks. | |
| We can get all cozy. | |
| Want to get all cozy with me? | |
| I'm like a teddy bear. | |
| Want kisses? | |
| So that's cool. | |
| I've been very excited about this, waiting every day. | |
| And then one day FedEx comes and boom. | |
| There it is. | |
| I got some other suits, too. | |
| I'll be slowly rolling out. | |
| I'm tired from that cuddle talk. | |
| Slowly rolling out over the course of the next week or so. | |
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Damien Marley's Reggae Mix
00:02:40
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| Great stuff. | |
| And they're actually so beautiful that I telegrammed or WhatsApped Nita Fashions and I go, these suits made me sad. | |
| Because I think that trade is dying. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Running around? | |
| Was that camera off? | |
| Do we have to reshoot the whole beginning? | |
| Okay. | |
| So we didn't have a camera two-shot there? | |
| So you didn't have the camera set up. | |
| That's disappointing. | |
| That was Damien Marley. | |
| Damien Jr. | |
| Gong Marley. | |
| The reason I played that is I don't know how old it is, but I heard it. | |
| I was listening to a reggae mix on KEXP. | |
| It's one of the few moments that isn't ruined by that fuckhead who ruined John in the morning. | |
| And I was like, this is good. | |
| And it's not easy to make good music when you're the son of Bob Marley. | |
| Like, imagine the pressure that's on Sean and Julian Lennon to come out with something original. | |
| If it's too poppy, they're going to hate it. | |
| If it's too heavy, they're going to hate it. | |
| So I'm impressed. | |
| Jacob Dylan did great. | |
| What the? | |
| You like Jacob Dylan? | |
| No, but I like his In the Wallflowers. | |
| One headlight. | |
| God, Puerto Ricans and their taste in music is one for the history books. | |
| I want to have a geneticist examine that. | |
| Puerto Ricans are probably 9% of the population. | |
| That song was a number one hit, so I think you got some other people to blame. | |
| No, they bought several copies. | |
| One headlight. | |
| God, I've been reading so many letters about Jews and geneticism. | |
| Yes, you're right. | |
| Ashkenazi Sephardic Jews, you can check for their DNA. | |
| You got me? | |
| You sure can. | |
| But Ivanka Trump wouldn't show up as a Jew if you did her DNA after she dies. | |
| Right? | |
| So there are plenty of Jews who wouldn't appear as Jews. | |
| And that's a big problem in Israel right now because they only sanctify Jewish weddings. | |
| God, even the pockets are awesome. | |
| And Russian Jews, their DNA doesn't really show up as Jewish. | |
| So they're not being accepted. | |
| And they're like, fuck. | |
| We're hated in Russia because we're too Jewish. | |
| And then we're hated in Israel because we're not Jewish enough. | |
| But yeah, Damian Marley's mom was a Canadian supermodel. | |
| And she was a smoky show. | |
| What? | |