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Nita Fashions Revealed
00:03:50
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| Ron Gallo. | |
| That song is called Foreground Music. | |
| It has some old lady playing VR while her house gets robbed and she doesn't notice. | |
| Can you believe how fucking awesome my suit is? | |
| It's a hunting suit. | |
| It's got padding here for the rifle. | |
| It's got a little doohickey here for, I don't know, you button it? | |
| There's no button. | |
| It's got a thing, like it's put it in the back. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Oh, I'm going the wrong way. | |
| got this thing My suits just keep getting better. | |
| Nita Fashions, pull it up. | |
| Let's give them a plug. | |
| You go there, go on their site, you contact them. | |
| Our baby monsters seem to prefer DMing them in Instagram. | |
| Set up an appointment. | |
| They'll measure you up. | |
| And now you have your own tailor. | |
| They make it in Hong Kong. | |
| They FedEx it to you. | |
| I wish we could support American business, but it's a dying trade here. | |
| You want to get a custom suit in America, New York, you're looking at five grand. | |
| This, you're looking at one grand. | |
| Shirts start at $50. | |
| You can get a really nice shirt for $200. | |
| It's up to you how much you want to spend. | |
| And then you're wearing custom shit. | |
| Suits are now as comfortable as sweatshirts and jeans. | |
| I wish you could see this close-up. | |
| Can we do a zoom-in again? | |
| It's tweed and it's bedazzled with these little specks of color. | |
| That's a thick too. | |
| I think this might be my new favorite scene. | |
| I mean, how could you not love me? | |
| What can we do? | |
| Are you zooming it? | |
| Zoom it up. | |
| Boy, that camera's cool. | |
| It's pretty cool. | |
| Pretty cool. | |
| Can you see? | |
| It's really hard to see. | |
| But if you look closely, you'll see like a blue dot. | |
| A brown dot. | |
| A strip of turquoise. | |
| I mean. | |
| Textiles are a fascinating field. | |
| I don't really know anything about them, but when I was in Greenville, South Carolina, that was their trade. | |
| So you'd meet someone and they were in the textile industry. | |
| And it wasn't just for clothes. | |
| It was like the lining for a fucking boat and all kinds of shit. | |
| All right, let's start the show. | |
| Enough talk. | |
| Enough talk. | |
| I just went to a new sandwich place. | |
| I'm so sick of the food around here. | |
| It's all Spanish. | |
| And because the Latinos have taken over, not that they're new to the South Bronx, but there's nothing white about our neighborhood. | |
| Nothing. | |
| And when you order a BLT, they're like, what? | |
| Lettuce, tomato, and what? | |
| Bacon? | |
| You want that in one sandwich? | |
| Mail? | |
| Ketchup? | |
| No, no ketchup. | |
| And not in a bun on a thing called toast. | |
| Have you heard of fucking toast? | |
| So I go, I try this, that new grocery store that's trying to be yuppie in this neighborhood is not going to happen. | |
| But she goes, yeah, I can make a sandwich. | |
| Okay. | |
| She's Muslim, actually, this woman. | |
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Deli Menu Debate
00:00:19
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| And I go, well, do you have a menu? | |
| Like, what are your sandwiches? | |
| Oh, what kind of sandwich do you like? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Like a turkey sandwich. | |
| Okay. | |
| What kind of bun? | |
| You want lettuce? | |
| You want tomatoes? | |
| Okay, now I'm just making it. | |
| Like, I want you to have, you should have a menu at the back. | |
| This is how a deli works, lady. | |