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Ron Gallo.
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That song is called Foreground Music.
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It has some old lady playing VR while her house gets robbed and she doesn't notice.
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Can you believe how fucking awesome my suit is?
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It's a hunting suit.
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It's got padding here for the rifle.
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It's got a little doohickey here for, I don't know, you button it?
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There's no button.
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It's got a thing, like it's put it in the back.
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Look at that.
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Oh, I'm going the wrong way.
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got this thing My suits just keep getting better.
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Nita Fashions, pull it up.
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Let's give them a plug.
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You go there, go on their site, you contact them.
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Our baby monsters seem to prefer DMing them in Instagram.
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Set up an appointment.
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They'll measure you up.
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And now you have your own tailor.
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They make it in Hong Kong.
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They FedEx it to you.
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I wish we could support American business, but it's a dying trade here.
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You want to get a custom suit in America, New York, you're looking at five grand.
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This, you're looking at one grand.
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Shirts start at $50.
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You can get a really nice shirt for $200.
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It's up to you how much you want to spend.
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And then you're wearing custom shit.
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Suits are now as comfortable as sweatshirts and jeans.
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I wish you could see this close-up.
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Can we do a zoom-in again?
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It's tweed and it's bedazzled with these little specks of color.
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That's a thick too.
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I think this might be my new favorite scene.
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I mean, how could you not love me?
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What can we do?
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Are you zooming it?
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Zoom it up.
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Boy, that camera's cool.
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It's pretty cool.
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Pretty cool.
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Can you see?
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It's really hard to see.
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But if you look closely, you'll see like a blue dot.
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A brown dot.
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A strip of turquoise.
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I mean.
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Textiles are a fascinating field.
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I don't really know anything about them, but when I was in Greenville, South Carolina, that was their trade.
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So you'd meet someone and they were in the textile industry.
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And it wasn't just for clothes.
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It was like the lining for a fucking boat and all kinds of shit.
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All right, let's start the show.
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Enough talk.
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Enough talk.
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I just went to a new sandwich place.
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I'm so sick of the food around here.
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It's all Spanish.
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And because the Latinos have taken over, not that they're new to the South Bronx, but there's nothing white about our neighborhood.
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Nothing.
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And when you order a BLT, they're like, what?
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Lettuce, tomato, and what?
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Bacon?
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You want that in one sandwich?
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Mail?
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Ketchup?
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No, no ketchup.
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And not in a bun on a thing called toast.
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Have you heard of fucking toast?
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So I go, I try this, that new grocery store that's trying to be yuppie in this neighborhood is not going to happen.
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But she goes, yeah, I can make a sandwich.
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Okay.
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She's Muslim, actually, this woman.
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And I go, well, do you have a menu?
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Like, what are your sandwiches?
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Oh, what kind of sandwich do you like?
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I don't know.
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Like a turkey sandwich.
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Okay.
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What kind of bun?
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You want lettuce?
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You want tomatoes?
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Okay, now I'm just making it.
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Like, I want you to have, you should have a menu at the back.
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This is how a deli works, lady.
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