Dec. 2, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| Giant Fuck on the track I've been watching so much news, I don't know who I should trust. | |
| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness! | |
| More divided than we've ever been in our lives, and it sucks. | |
| I've been watching so much news, it's so hard to rise above. | |
| It's so hard to put on a smile when hopes are down and prices are up. | |
| Go to the store, go get some gas. | |
| Times are tough. | |
| How much more do we have to take and pay and give and cry and cuss? | |
| I've been watching so much news. | |
| I feel like my eyes are stuck. | |
| No matter how much I try not to look, I can't keep my eyelids shut. | |
| Got me so confused, I think my mind's going nuts. | |
| Because as of lately, you wanna know who I would fuck? | |
| Nancy Pelosi. | |
| Someone called that granny to blow me. | |
| I'd take out her dentures, put them on the dresser, slide off her fannies and protein. | |
| I'd whip out her knocker fast and start throwing up her colours like a box of mask. | |
| I'd grab her by the nibbles and I'd rip them down until the flap into the window. | |
| And I'd spin them all around and go, have you seen them titties? | |
| Every time I take up them titties, I'm kitty. | |
| She's far from the itty bitty bitty committee. | |
| Come on, man, she can start her own game in the big leagues. | |
| I think about them just to pass the day. | |
| Man, I bet those fuckers ain't passed away. | |
| Till I laid on the ground with my head by your feet. | |
| If she docked them, they probably smacked my face. | |
| People said I'll get killed for this. | |
| I don't give a fuck. | |
| I take risks. | |
| I don't give a damn if Nancy kills me as long as she suffocates me with her kiss. | |
| AOC is too young for me and I'd hate to listen to that bitch bicker. | |
| Hillary is just playing. | |
| But Nancy's got them twin sisters. | |
| I wanna get up inside this info. | |
| We can make love. | |
| I'm sliding in slow. | |
| I just wanna make some money the fast way and get it to spill some of that insider info. | |
| We can go to the bar and get drunk and I'll drive home after like 20 white laws. | |
| You don't gotta worry about a DUI when you're banging Nancy. | |
| Right, Paul? | |
| Hell. | |
| That's some dude named Samson and a producer named Cato on the track. | |
| One of your people, an Asian. | |
| Oh. | |
| And they put together a joke song. | |
| I know I told you I don't like joke songs, but if it's about fucking Aunt Nancy Pelosi and her giant hits, I would be remiss not to include it on the show, right? | |
| Don't you think? | |
| Oh, I agree. | |
| That was really good. | |
| Bars. | |
| You like those bars? | |
| I like the bars. | |
| Well, turn it up then. | |
| Those are good bars. | |
| Maybe if you lay off the vodka, you'd remember. | |
| My goddamn penis hurts. | |
| You know what your problem is? | |
| What's the goddamn diva? | |
| Oh, diva, my nuts, Kato. | |
| I'm fucking done. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Fuck the camera guy. | |
| Fuck the sound guy. | |
| Hey, makeup lady. | |
| Fuck you too, you goddamn bitch. | |
| You know what? | |
| You know who would love to get their dick bitten off? | |
| Jared. | |
| Jaren would love this. | |
| Matter of fact, I haven't seen Jaren all fucking day. | |
| You know where he is? | |
| You're the director. | |
| Jaren. | |
| Jaren. | |
| Jaren Jet. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| You want this? | |
| It's really good. | |
| Fuck Nancy inside the Oval Office. | |
| Wearing a MAGA hat and she got on a Kente Claw. | |
| Take one for the team, dog. | |
| It pays off. | |
| You get money and stock tips from the same broad. | |
| Getting some life insurance. | |
| And nigga, don't be scared. | |
| Make it look like she tripped down the White House stairs. | |
| Is that that rapper that had a video about fucking Melania on Trump's desk? | |
| There's T.I. That was T.I. I am unraveling. | |
| Alright, that's enough for that. | |
| Very high-end comedy there. | |
| In today's paper, we learn that some good moaning America, these two got caught fucking. | |
| They're both married. | |
| And their reaction is, yeah, we're going to keep doing it. | |
| And then the black dude was like, I've given my wife a million reasons to leave. | |
| She keeps sticking by me. | |
| It's like that Chris Rock bit where he goes, you know, when you're dating too many girls and you want to cut them loose, so you start acting like an asshole and they love you more. | |
| And you're like, won't one of you bitches dump me? | |
| That's what he's saying. | |
| It's a hot take when you get caught having an affair and you're like, yeah, we love it. | |
| 69ing. | |
| Oh my God, you should see the fucking we get up to. | |
| Doing it for a while, too. | |
| A long time. | |
| Anyway, what? | |
| Why? | |
| Oh, it's just sort of, you know, several thousand years we've been talking about fidelity and marriage and stuff. | |
| But, okay. | |
| Seems kind of untenable. | |
| Your new plan. | |
| We went to the bar last night after the show. | |
| Maddie's weak. | |
| And I paid him some dough. | |
| And he goes, I'm out. | |
| Didn't have a drink. | |
| I haven't seen him have a beer in a long ass time. | |
| Like weeks. | |
| And the last time I saw him have a beer, you could tell it was like drinking a keg. | |
| Like he was bloated and ugh. | |
| He'll get better. | |
| His dad, at that age, was dead a long time. |
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