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Thanksgiving Off-Air Show
00:04:35
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| I'll just do a fade. | |
| Fade it down. | |
| Hi, guys. | |
| Welcome to the show. | |
| It's Thanksgiving, so it's we're not doing the live show. | |
| That was Wild Child opening act, and they're from Cleveland, Ohio, I believe. | |
| Mr. Gnome, they're called. | |
| The song is Wild Child. | |
| It's a husband and wife team. | |
| They just had a baby. | |
| And everyone thought they were done. | |
| But they're back. | |
| Pretty exciting, huh? | |
| Ryan is at the home base. | |
| I'm in a friend's backyard. | |
| And we'll go through a couple things here briefly. | |
| I want to keep it light. | |
| I want to talk about gratitude. | |
| And then we'll just go through the mailbag. | |
| Catch up on some baby monster information. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Yees. | |
| Macy's parade is today, right? | |
| This was a clip here. | |
| Every news item I have here, someone has sent in. | |
| So this is a baby monster heavy episode. | |
| This is you people. | |
| And they sent us a clip of Barney dying. | |
| I think I've seen this. | |
| I'm watching it with you now. | |
| It's looking pretty good here. | |
| was a really, really windy day that year, 1997. | |
| Look at all the women. | |
| Yeah, the shape of it is really scooping up the wind. | |
| You just got to shoot him. | |
| Right? | |
| He's going to drag someone away. | |
| The police should just start shooting him in the head. | |
| The bullets are not going to come down and hurt anyone. | |
| That's a myth. | |
| So you can skip forward a bit here. | |
| Really, we're off to an anticlimactic beginning. | |
| But the most viewed part right here. | |
| So I just jumped ahead to 126. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yep. | |
| He's really putting up a good fight. | |
| I guess he knows he's going to die. | |
| This is like the turkeys on Thanksgiving. | |
| Well, we just sent a few people flying, and luckily it tore. | |
| But he's in different sections. | |
| This is, I'm at 146 now. | |
| Look at him dying. | |
| This is pretty funny. | |
| Everyone's screaming. | |
| This must be fucking disturbing for four-year-olds. | |
| Did you watch Barney the Dinosaur as a kid? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, definitely. | |
| I don't think I was proud of it, though. | |
| Did you like it? | |
| He kind of. | |
| I remember a friend got me like a mug for my birthday, and it was like, dude, don't let people know I like Barney. | |
| And I was uncomfortable when he gave it to me. | |
| Oh, you know how to make everything boring. | |
| Well. | |
| Okay, so anyway, you got to skip forward to really watch him die. | |
| Okay. | |
| Maybe some of you ballistics experts can explain the problem with going bang-bang and shooting up at his head when this all began. | |
| Well, I guess the kids seeing it would be the worst part. | |
| The police killed Barney. | |
| They shot him in the head. | |
| He was perfect. | |
| Also, someone sent in, I did not know this, but Ryan has been, he's got a whole sizzle reel here. | |
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How Did You Get That Motorbike?
00:00:24
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| Okay. | |
| Of what's this? | |
| Lulu Films International? | |
| Never heard of it. | |
| Can you hear that? | |
| Yep. | |
| I don't see me. | |
| How did you get a motorbike so small? | |
| Nice, dude. | |